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  • Happy Whatever You Celebrate

    fireside chat

    Elli heading into tween yearsDavid only wears scrubsSusan still on social media

    Inside:

  • In the spirit of the holidays, my parents think this is

    funny. In a few years I will be deeply embarrassed.

    So enjoy this while I still let them.Elli Fireside

    A word from the editor

  • A word from the editor

    As we close 2014 we wanted to say thank you for being part of our lives.

    Elli/Susan/David Fireside

    2014 was so 2014.

  • lifelessonsParents temporary lost sense of good judgment.

  • lessonsELLI CELEBRATED HER 10TH BIRTHDAY AT A HOTEL WITH 17 GIRLFRIENDS FOR A NIGHT OF SWIMMING, PIZZA AND STAYING UP UNTIL 2 AM.

    THIS WILL BE THE LAST BIG PARTY WE THROW...

    UNTIL HER BAT MITZVAH.

  • SHE FOUND IT!

    Elli goes trick or treating.

    Discovers house with

    full size candy bars.

  • CutbacksSusan cuts back on Starbucks. Stock plunges.

    CertificationDavid gets certified in oncology massage, his clients

    still have more hair than he does.

    SHE FOUND IT!

  • only in highland parkDAVID SAVES A MANS LIFE IN FRONT OF DELI. ARE YOU A DOCTOR? THE EMT ASKS WHEN

    THEY ARRIVE. NO, IM A MASSAGE THERAPIST WITH EXTENSIVE MEDICAL TRAINING.RECALLS DAVID

  • only in highland parkDAVID SAVES A MANS LIFE IN FRONT OF DELI. ARE YOU A DOCTOR? THE EMT ASKS WHEN

    THEY ARRIVE. NO, IM A MASSAGE THERAPIST WITH EXTENSIVE MEDICAL TRAINING.RECALLS DAVID

  • Last camping trip got down to 23 degrees. Amazingly Susan did not whine and demand

    to go home immediately.

    SUSAN SHOCKS THE FAMILY!

    actual tentshe slept in!

  • Updates Elli has discovered the mall, and

    David has discovered hell on earth.

    David bought a weight bench and weights. He has dusted it twice.

    Elli gets her adenoids removed. Friends happy she wont be keeping them up with

    her snoring.Susan maintains her yoga practice,

    still a Type A.Sheldon discovers sleeping by feet is still

    better than sleeping on the floor. Bodhi still stops traffic on walks.

    Last camping trip got down to 23 degrees. Amazingly Susan did not whine and demand

    to go home immediately.

    SUSAN SHOCKS THE FAMILY!