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LEST WE FORGETEDITORIAL

My father-in-law, Peter, turned ninety earlier this year, so he was born in 1925.

In 1939, when Britain and Germany went to war, he was fourteen. He lied about his age and joined the army. He served in the Royal Engineers and once he reached eighteen (they thought) he was sent to Officer Training School. Graduating as a Second Lieutenant he went back into active service. On Tuesday, the sixth of June, 1944, D Day, a little more than a month short of his nineteenth birthday he and 156,114 other men were part of the largest seaborne invasion in history. The operation began the liberation of German-occupied north-western Europe from Nazi control, and contributed to the Allied victory on the Western Front. The amphibious landings were preceded by extensive aerial and naval bombardment and an airborne assault—the landing of 24,000 British, US, and Canadian airborne troops shortly after midnight. Allied infantry and armoured divisions began landing on the coast of France at 06:30. The target 80 km stretch of the Normandy coast was divided into five sectors: Utah, Omaha, Gold, Juno, and Sword Beach. The men landed under heavy fire from gun emplacements overlooking the beaches, and the shore was mined and covered with obstacles such as

w o o d e n stakes, metal tripods, and

barbed wire, making the work of the beach clearing teams difficult and dangerous. The beach clearing teams were mostly Royal Engineers on Sword, Juno and Gold. Only two of the beaches (Juno and Gold) were linked on the first day, and all five bridgeheads were not connected until 12 June; however, the operation gained a foothold which the Allies gradually expanded over the coming months.

German casualties on D-Day were around 1,000 men. Allied casualties were at least 10,000, with 4,414 confirmed dead. From June 1944 to the end of the war in Europe in May 1945 eleven months later Peter saw service, building bridges, clearing rubble, fortifying positions and the

many dangerous requirements of war time invasion service. Throughout his time fighting through France and latterly through Germany he took a camera, a simple Kodak with which he recorded his journey. The photographs are sometimes shocking, sometimes graphic and horrifying depicting death and destruction of a kind unknown to this generation. These photographs have never been published and cover a range of topics - the photograph above on the left is of the surrender of a German Division - a curious formality pervades this oft-repeated scene as the Allied armies forged eastward. After the war, Peter now in his

twenties at long last, but having spent a quarter of his life at war, was stationed as part of the Army of Occupation in Germany where he met and married a German girl. In 1948 he went to Palestine as an Intelligence Officer as part of the British forces overseeing the end of the British Mandate and during the 1947–48 Civil War immediately followed by the 1948 Arab–Israeli War of Independence. Following the British withdrawal he resigned his commission (now a Captain) and joined the Colonial Service as a policeman in the African Colonies, serving in East Africa in the Protectorate and elsewhere. Peter was brave, but no braver than many, many men and women who served their country. He did what he conceived his duty to be and in some ways he had a ‘good war’. He survived physically unscathed, was never captured, nor tortured, never ill-treated. Often hungry and frightened, he nevertheless survived and now lives in quiet retirement in Kent. A retirement richly earned and paid for in hardship and fear. Each year he dons his medals and walks proudly in the ranks of the D-Day survivors, a small and dwindling group. This most recent marking the 75th Anniversary of the D-Day Landings he says will be his last. It’s getting too difficult to get about and he’s not as steady on his legs as he once was. But as you see Peter and his aging friends shambling along the parades, too-large jackets pulled down by the weight of their medals, sagging jowls, white bristling eyebrows and walking sticks - don’t see them as they are now, old men remembering and honouring their dead friends of long ago - see them as the young and courageous men and women they were and still are inside and pay a silent homage to the sacrifice they made of their youth and innocence so that we might enjoy the freedom they bought for us. To all the men and women of the armed forces and their unsung heroism - we shall remember.

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HEALTH MATTERS

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!DR ERIN LALOR


Taking strides in the fight for our lives

Think about what you have planned this evening. You might be squeezing in a dinner

with those friends you’ve been meaning to catch up with for months. Maybe you’re finishing off a report due on your bosses’ desk by 9:00am tomorrow. Perhaps you’ll try and carve out a few minutes for yourself on the couch in between trying to get dinner on the table and the kids to bed. What too few of us have planned is exercise. And it’s literally killing us. Physical inactivity is a leading risk factor for stroke and other related conditions like heart disease and type two diabetes. Skipping exercise increases the likelihood of developing high blood pressure and high cholesterol – both serious risk factors for stroke and blood vessel disease. Despite the dire consequences, according to the statistics almost half of Australians are physically inactive and less than one in five adults reach the recommended 10,000 steps per day. In addition to being less active we’re also spending an increasing amount of time in front of screens at work and at home. Australians spend an average of four hours a day on sedentary leisure activities. Watching television or sitting behind a computer has sadly become our national pastime. Our increasingly busy schedules, long work hours and sedentary lifestyles are putting us at serious risk of disability or even death. It is predicted that more than 11,000 Australians will be killed by stroke next year and countless more left with permanent disabilities. The devastation caused by stroke is not inevitable. We can all make simple lifestyle changes to help protect ourselves – one of the most important is being physically active. Health experts recommend just thirty minutes of moderate exercise a day, though doing any level of exercise is better than none. Regular, lifelong physical activity halves your likelihood of experiencing and dying from cardio-vascular disease. If that isn’t enough to make you want to pound the pavement, exercise has a positive effect on your happiness, self-confidence, and your waistline. It can also help you relax. In recognition of the importance of exercise in stroke prevention and general wellbeing the National Stroke Foundation is calling on all

Australians to take part in Stride for Stroke this November. Stride for Stroke is our month long annual fundraising campaign that asks runners and walkers alike to strap on their running shoes and challenge themselves to reach a kilometre target for the month. You don’t have to be a marathon runner to get involved - your challenge might be walking around your block every day. All that matters is having fun, getting fit and raising awareness and funds to help us fight stroke. Incredibly we’ve already seen over 1000 Australians take the challenge. But to truly make a difference in the massive stroke burden afflicting our nation we’re challenging everyone to do their part. By striding for stroke you’re not only helping us fund life-saving research into stroke prevention, treatment and rehabilitation. You’ll be making a positive contribution to your own health and wellbeing. You might even save yourself from stroke. So consider again what you plan to do this evening and whether you have a free thirty minutes to help save your own life and maybe someone else’s too. Find out more about Stride for Stroke by visiting www.strokefoundation.com.

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HEALTH MATTERSKINEISOLOGY AND ADRENAL FAILURE

LIANE CUGLEY Dip Kinesiology

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The adrenals are glands sit atop of your kidneys. They produce hormones that are required

to sustain life such as cortisol which regulates metabolism. It also helps your body to respond to stress. Aldosterone is also excreted via the adrenal glands this is required for the control of blood pressure. Another hormone while not essential to sustain life, but helps your body in times of stress is adrenaline. Having adrenal fatigue means you have lower levels of these hormones. These hormones can effect every system within your body. As this is the case, people who have adrenal fatigue may sometimes have slightly differing c o m p l a i n t s , although many are similar.

These include: Generally feeling unwell. Tired even after sleep and rest. Low energy and lethargy. Lower than normal sex drive. Muscle fatigue. Depression and anxiety. Craving certain foods. Being rundown. Feeling overwhelmed. Exaggerated reactions to stressful situations. Adrenal fatigue is classed as a modern condition due our busy lifestyles and the higher amount of stress present for most of us. While this condition is recognised by the World Health Organisation as common, most medical professionals are reluctant to confirm the existence of adrenal fatigue and many will tell you

it doesn't exist. This is where Kinesiology comes into play. We have a set of "Test your Stress" questions and body observation techniques which help us to identify your stress levels and if you are indeed suffering from adrenal fatigue. As Kinesiology incorporates your physical, emotional, mental, hormonal, nutritional, biochemical and neurological systems we are able

to treat adrenal fatigue as a whole body issue and ascertain where the "stress" started in the first place. As we use a monitoring muscle to test the biofeedback system within your body. It is your body that is indicating where the imbalance is located and what it would like to correct this imbalance. We incorporate the Chinese Meridian system and needle less acupuncture, flower essences, tuning forks (sound vibrations) and more to help with these corrections. We have a number of protocols to work with the adrenals, from your hormones, the function these hormones have in your many body systems they effect, to the anatomy and physiology of the adrenal glands themselves. Having Kinesiology sessions will leave you feeling more energetic, healthier and better to cope with every day life.Courtesy of Complete Kinesiology

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GARDENINGCOASTLINE WINS AGAIN

Coastline Sheds has won the 2015 Service Award for the second year in a row.

Coastline Sheds received five star reviews from their customers as they provide a high quality old school shed with welded trusses combined with old fashioned personal service. One of their customers comments was: “The company is operated by people who believe that the customer's needs are priority (how rare is that?)”. More than 90% of their work comes through Word of Mouth.

Coastline Sheds is also unique in WA as they still fabricate the sheds here locally. They have staked a claim as a main player in providing structural steel sheds, with industry experience stretching more than sixty years. As owner René says: “we used to build the sheds for the fathers, now we are building them for their sons and the grandsons are already following too”. Contact them on ww.coastlinesheds.com.au or 9497 8832.

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COMMUNITY

Volunteering - ordinary people performing extraordinary tasks to help othersThere are so many opportunities for you to help those in our communities! Call us now on 9278 9690 to make an appointment. For more information, contact:

Swan Volunteer Resource Centre (Midland) 10am-4pm, Monday to Friday (closed Wednesdays)

Ellenbrook Pop Up Volunteer Centre 9297 9600 10am-3pm, Wednesdays

[email protected] www.swanvolunteers.com.au

School holiday activities in Gidgegannup have proven a hit. City of Swan Mayor, Mick

Wainwright, said the City organised a Balance and Bounce session as well as a Skateboarding WA clinic. “We had more than thirty local children, aged between three and twelve, attend the two

sessions,” he said. “Balance and Bounce was facilitated by West Coast Gymnastics and taught the youngsters basic gymnastics skills. “At the Gidgegannup Skate Park we had a good turnout for the clinic hosted by Skateboarding WA, who bring all the equipment so even kids who have never tried it before can have a go.” Swan Valley/Gidgegannup Ward Councillor, Rod Henderson, said the October holiday activities were a great opportunity for children to develop new skills and make new friends. “We found that even some children who had never skateboarded before gained the skills and the confidence to use the ramps at the skate park by the end of the session,” he said. “The skate clinic was so well received we are looking at holding another during the summer school holidays as well as other activities.” For information on future activities or to make suggestions, please contact Community Development Officer, Jenna Whistler, on 0427 163 317 or email [email protected]

GIDGE HOLIDAY ACTIVITIESJENNA WHISTLER

NEW MAYOR AND COUNCILLORSMEGAN DOLLING

Four new Councillors have been elected and three Councillors returned in Saturday's Local

Government election for the City of Swan. In the Altone Ward, incumbent David Lucas was returned. Ballajura Ward has one returned Councillor, Maria Haynes, and one new Councillor, Adam Kovalevs. He replaces Mel Congerton, who had been a Councillor since 1999. Cate McCullough is the new Ward Councillor for Ellenbrook, replacing Natasha Cheung who did not renominate.

Eight candidates contested the two positions in the Midland/Guildford Ward and Mark Elliott was returned. He is joined by Ian Johnson, replacing Sandra Gregorini, who has served on Council since 2009. The Swan Valley/Gigegannup Ward has a new representative in Rod Henderson, replacing Charlie Zannino, who has spent twenty-two years on Council, including nine years as Mayor. City Chief Executive Officer, Mike Foley, congratulated all the successful candidates.

"We have had a strong field of candidates, with twenty people nominating for the seven vacancies across five wards," he said. "On behalf of the City, I offer my congratulations to those who have been successful and thank everyone who nominated for their willingness to serve their community. "It is with great sadness that we farewell four Members who have served their community for a combined 52 years. "I thank them all for their years of service to the community and I know they would be proud of their achievements during this time." Altone Ward Councillor Mick Wainwright is the new City of Swan Mayor. His Deputy Mayor is fellow Ward Councillor David Lucas.Mayor Wainwright takes the chair from Charlie Zannino who was not re-elected.

Mayor Wainwright has served ten years on Council, holding the office of Deputy Mayor for the past six. He grew up in the local region before joining the Army and spending twenty years serving his country. “The Army was great; it taught me discipline, self confidence and to be reliable,” he said. “These skills, as well as the values my mother taught me, like honesty and integrity, have application in so many areas of life and will help me with the new challenge ahead.” The Deputy Mayor position was determined in a nail-biting 7:6 ballot, with Cr Lucas edging out North Ward Councillor Kevin Bailey. With twenty-three years experience of service, Cr Lucas is one of the longest serving members of Council.

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COMMUNITY

More than 200 women from four Australian States enjoyed a three-day conference in

Adelaide listening to inspiring speakers and getting on with business. Held in the Hotel Grand Chancellor on Hindley in Adelaide, the 13th Zonta International

District 23 biennial conference welcomed club members to the theme of Embracing Change through Conviction, Commitment and Courage. The conference provided an opportunity to elect district leaders, network, update on projects and initiatives and hear inspiring speakers. Special guests included Zonta International Liaison Sally Bean from the Zonta Club of Janesville, USA and Friday’s keynote speaker Dr Marilyn Waring, CNZM, a New Zealand feminist, politician, activist for female human rights and environmental issues, development consultant, United Nations expert, author and academic.

Residents in the Shire of Mundaring are encouraged to nominate worthy recipients for

the upcoming Citizenship Awards. Each year the awards foster, recognise and celebrate significant contributions to community life and active citizenship. Shire President David Lavell said this was a great opportunity to publicly acknowledge resident’s achievements throughout the past year. “There are so many people doing great things in our local area and this is a wonderful way to show your appreciation for the work they have done,” he said. “The Shire of Mundaring Citizenship Award acknowledges those over the age of 25, while a separate award recognises the efforts of our youth. “These residents are great role models, have made a significant contribution or demonstrated great leadership in the local community.” Award winners will be acknowledged at the Australia Day Citizenship ceremony on 26 January. Nominations are open until Friday 4 December 2015. Nomination forms are available from local libraries, the Shire Administration Building at 7000 Great Eastern Highway Mundaring, or online from www.mundaring.wa.gov.au. For further information please contact 9290 6604 or [email protected]

NOMINATIONS OPENCARLI ALLEN

ZONTIANS DESCEND ON ADELADEFAITH O’BRIEN

ABOUT ZONTAZONTA INTERNATIONAL is a leading global service organisation of professionals empowering women worldwide through service and advocacy with more than 1200 clubs in sixty-seven countries, wherein members volunteer their time and talents to support local and international service projects. Zontians in District 23 (Northern Territory, South Australia, Tasmania, Victoria and Western Australia) support a range of service projects and awards at the International, District and Club levels to help women in Australia and overseas.

District projects include assembling and distributing birthing kits which provide a clean and safe birthing environment for women without access to professional medical care in developing countries, and making and distributing breast care cushions for women and men recovering from breast cancer surgery in Australia. The Zonta Club of Swan Hills Inc will be presenting the District 23 Jane M Klausman Women in Business Award 2015 at their November Dinner Meeting, along with the Club Studies Assistance Grants to two young women studying at the Cyril Jackson Senior Campus.

The Honourable Dr Robyn Layton AO QC

Major Genevieve Rueger – recipient of Zonta Club of Adelaide’s 2014 Woman of

Achievement

Dr Marilyn Waring

Other inspirational speakers included The Hon Dr Robyn Layton AO QC, Adjunct Professor of the University of South Australia, School of Law and a National and International Development Consultant. Prior to 2010 she was a Judge of the Supreme Court of Australia with a legal career spanning more than forty years. Saturday’s speakers were Telstra 2014 Business Woman of the Year Erma Ranieri and Dr Anuardha Mundkur, Associate Director, Gender Consortium. Ms Ranieri is one of only a handful of women in chief executive roles in public sector bodies at the Commonwealth or State level. She currently oversees a number of sector-wide reform programs, including Change@SouthAustralia. The two guest speakers on the last day of the conference, Major Genevieve Rüeger and Jane Kennedy provided even more inspiration. A helicopter pilot and Army Aviation Liaison Officer, Major Rüeger has been deployed many times on exercises and operations overseas including to Papua New Guinea, East Timor and Afghanistan. She is an advocate for the advancement of women in the Defence Force and regularly addresses interest groups about her experiences. Jane Kennedy is one of ten international winners of the Zonta Young Women in Public Affairs Award for young women sixteen to nineteen years of age who demonstrate a commitment to leadership and public policy, government and volunteer organisations. Conference delegates have returned home with energy and enthusiasm to continue their volunteer work, empowering women through service and advocacy.

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SWAN VALLEY AND REGIONAL NETWORK

It has been my honour to help establish, grow and Chair the Hanson Swan Business Awards

over the past twenty-two years. Recognising the many business operators within our community is an important opportunity to thank them for being entrepreneurs and for taking the risk to open their business. We are a State that prides itself on hard work, innovation and guts. Our local business operators have all of this and more. This year we celebrated our local business

community with the awards presentation dinner, themed in 1920’s Gatsby style, at the new Mandoon Estate in Caversham. As the night’s MC I highlighted how the Swan Chamber is extremely fortunate to have Hanson as a long term member and a major sponsor of the

CELEBRATING THE ACHIEVEMENTS OF LOCAL BUSINESSHON ALYSSA HAYDEN MLC

awards since 1992. Without the support from large industry, organisations such as the Swan Chamber would not be around to support small to medium size businesses. These awards are vital to maintain a healthy and successful business community. The Awards Night acknowledged the outstanding and hardworking business operators within the Swan region. Each year the quality of business award entries grow in excellence. It is very easy to stand behind the customer

counter and never venture out from behind it. Operators spend many hours working in their business, but how many hours are actually spent working on their business? These awards encourage operators to view their business from their consumer’s point of view and from a judge’s perspective. Often it is simple changes that can give a business that competitive advantage. All business operators who entered these awards are to be congratulated as they are all winners for doing so. All entries were vigorously assessed by a

Judge’s Committee comprised of Tony Watts, Grant Brinklow CEO Sandalford Wines, Kevin Gooch from the Coffee Club Midland and chaired by Sandra Wallis. My thanks go to all the Board Members and

all members of the Swan Chamber of Commerce for being an active and successful Chamber. Congratulations to all the finalists and of course to the winners! Mandoon Estate, Caversham Upper Reach Winery, Baskerville Cushion Factory, Bellevue Rudd Industrial, Midvale The Maze, Bullsbrook Green Life Soil, Midvale CCP, Belmont Shanks Pony Tours, Ellenbrook Hanssen Pty Ltd, Hazelmere Cycle Safe, Jane Brook GJ Coverley Electrics, Swan View Mr Steve de Mol

The “Fight the Bite” Campaign to control mosquitoes and reduce the incidence of

mosquito-borne disease, was recently launched in Mandurah by Hon Dr Kim Hames, the Minister for Health. Mosquitoes and mosquito-diseases place a heavy human and financial burden on the affected individuals, communities and the health care system. Each year more than 1,000 people are infected with a mosquito-borne disease in WA. These diseases include Ross River virus, Barmah Forest virus, Murray Valley encephalitis virus and Kunjin virus. Unfortunately, there is no cure for mosquito-borne diseases acquired in Western Australia and there are no vaccines or specific treatments. The only way people can protect themselves is to avoid being bitten. In addition to these viruses, there has also been a significant increase in Western Australians contracting mosquito-borne diseases while travelling aboard. In the past year more than 500 WA residents returned to WA with an exotic mosquito-borne disease, such as dengue and malaria. The Government has a strong commitment to controlling mosquitoes. At the last election the Government committed $4 million over four years to fund mosquito eradication, including working with local governments to support on-the-ground management of mosquito populations

FIGHT THE BITEand funding for research. The Fight the Bite campaign is one of a number of programs the Government is supporting with this funding. It is an innovative, mosquito awareness campaign that will roll out over the 2015/16 peak mosquito seasons in both the south and north of the State. The Campaign is based on WA Health research that shows while people are commonly bitten at home, the community lacks awareness of the risks associated with mosquitoes and simple ways to protect themselves. It focuses on ensuring members of the community are aware of how to reduce the risks and impacts associated with mosquitoes bites. Individuals are encouraged to protect themselves and their families from mosquitoes in three ways:- covering up; using repellent and cleaning up areas around the home where mosquitoes can breed. Fight the Bite also targets people travelling within Western Australia and Western Australians travelling to regions overseas where mosquito-borne disease is prevalent. The State and local governments are working collaboratively on mosquito control initiatives that will have a significant and long lasting impact in better controlling mosquitoes and reducing the incidence of mosquito-borne diseases within the broader community.

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SWAN VALLEY AND REGIONAL NETWORK

The Pesticide Action Group of Western Australia wishes to alert the public that some Local

Government pesticide spraying programmes have started again and will continue for some weeks depending on weather. It is difficult to avoid exposure to the chemicals because application times depend on weather conditions. In some cases the spraying takes place in the early morning or in the evening but often at various times of the day. Signage is often seen after exposure has occurred. Sometimes pink, blue or green dyes are used but not always. Various pesticides are used. Pesticide regulations state that signage must display the name of the product being used. Warning signs are generally removed when the sprayer decides that the pesticide is dry but the chemical residues remain. Spraying takes place on footpaths, medians, roundabouts,verges, parks, playing fields and bush reserves. In February 2014 we called for a Federal Royal Commission into the Use of Pesticides and Harm to Public Health but to date there has been no action by our politicians. Of particular concern:· The herbicide "Glyphosate", believed by many consumers and government officers to be the safest of the weedkillers, has now been listed by the World Health Organization's International Agency for Research on Cancer as a Class 2A Probable Carcinogen.

THE PESTICIDE ACTION GROUP OF WA ALEX JONES

CITY OF SWAN - GENERAL SPRAYING INFORMATION The City of Swan has used the herbicide called Roundup (which contains glyphosate) since the early 1980s to control weed growth on bush land, road curb-lines, footpaths, open drains and verges. The City has four main spray units, two four-wheel drive spray vehicles and two all-terrain vehicles. All of these vehicles are fitted with rear spray bars and hand spraying mechanisms. Each rear spray bar has been fitted with rubber shrouds, which are used to stop any spray drift. The spray units also have mini weather stations that crews use to monitor weather conditions, wind speed and direction. Once wind speed reaches fourteen knots all residential spraying is stopped. Wind speed and weather condition details along with spray rates and product used are documented daily. The City uses Roundup for its low toxicity compared to other herbicides on the market. Recent media reports have suggested that glyphosate has been attributed to cancer in cases where it is ingested over periods of time. These reports are based on a World Health Organisation ruling, which has been criticised by toxicologists in Australia and Europe as the study behind the ruling has not been released. Whilst research into the use of this product is continuing, the City has discussed the matter with Worksafe who have confirmed that the City’s practices are appropriate. Worksafe have recently inspected the City’s spraying operations and found them to be compliant. While using this product the City operates under safe work methods, using the manufacturer’s recommended mixing regimes and following all listed requirements in the Material Safety Data Sheets requirements. Signage is posted while spraying is underway in all instances. The City advertises in newspapers and on its website advising residents of the City’s spraying programs. The City is also investigating other spraying options such as the use of steam spraying. Residents who do not want their verge sprayed can contact the City and register on a “no spray” list.

· It is a likely cause of cancer and was first linked to Non Hodgkins Lymphoma by two Swedish oncologists in 1999. · Some research has also linked Glyphosate to neurological and autoimmune diseases as well as making trees susceptible to diseases.· Malignant Lymphoma in dogs has also been linked to pesticides. The ubiquitous Glyphosate is heavily used in agriculture, in home gardens, on all public land and roadsides. GM crops such as Roundup Ready GM Canola which will not die when the weeds are sprayed have led to the increased use of Glyphosate. To make matters worse, this GM Canola which will not die when sprayed with Glyphosate has now been found as a weed on roadsides in Perth Suburbs. To control this GM weed, it is likely that stronger herbicides will be used. We question why our local and state governments continue to allow this routine chemical spraying when there is a serious risk to public health. If you have any concerns about products used in your area, dates and locations or if you wish to request a Pesticide Exclusion Zone around your home please contact your local council. We recommend that you lodge any concerns to your local or state authority in writing and cc us, if you wish.

Alex Jones - Pestacide Action Group of WAwww.pesticideactiongroupwa.comwww.saveourtrees.netPO Box 474 Nedlands WA 6009

BULLSBROOK GOLF CLUB GETS A HELPING HAND

MEGAN DOLLING

The City of Swan Council has resolved to fund upgrading of Chequers Golf Course in

Bullsbrook. The eighteen hole public course is managed and maintained by the Chequers Golf Club, which lease the property from the City on a peppercorn lease. City of Swan Mayor said the club approached the City to request funding to install reticulation and upgrade the pumping capacity and power supply of their existing system.

‘Bullsbrook is expected to increase from its current population of just under 5000 to more than 20,000 by 2031, and the City needs to ensure recreation activities remain’ he said. ‘Golf has an enduring popularity, and upgrading the reticulation system at Chequers will improve the quality of the course while optimising water usage and minimising fertiliser use.’ The Mayor said as the course is owned by the City, the associated infrastructure is the responsibility of the City. ‘The club provided a quote for the works, but City staff recommended appointing a consultant to undertake planning and specify the required work.’ he said. The City is currently arranging to trial products to improve the soil condition at the golf course.’

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WEDDINGS

Let’s face it – Unless you’re in the business, you probably have little idea where to start when

selecting your Wedding Photographer! So here are our Top 10 Tips, to help ensure you find the perfect photographer for your wedding!

1. Portfolios, Galleries, Samples… The most important aspect of the whole process is that you fall in love with the photographer’s work. If you don’t ‘click’ with their images, then move on. It’s also important to note that many photographers work very hard to make sure their portfolio will blow your mind … sometimes they even use models and professional lighting. Make sure you see what their ‘normal’ wedding photos look like; otherwise you might be in for a shock when you see your own wedding images!

2. Experience Is Essential Everyone has to start somewhere…But it shouldn’t be on your Wedding Day! You need to trust that your Photographer is experienced, equipped for all circumstances, has the experience and knowledge to go with the flow and deal with everything that might happen

on your Big Day. After all, this is a huge, once-in-a-lifetime event and you don’t want to be the guinea pig for someone less experienced than you deserve! Make sure you ask the important questions: How many weddings have you shot? Do you have a back-up camera body and alternate lenses? Will you bring an assistant, or a Second Shooter? Have you shot at our location before? Do you shoot weddings for a living, or as a hobby?

3. The Right Attitude Your wedding photographer will be an integral part of one of the most important days of your life, and at the end of the day, they should be there to help make your day Perfect (sometimes it comes down to the little details; getting you a glass of water (or champagne!), helping you with your dress, or making sure your hair looks flawless!). Regardless of how talented a photographer is, or how many awards they have won, if you have no chemistry with them, then your wedding photos won’t truly reflect your personality, style and the emotion of your day. It’s important that you feel comfortable with them as you’ll be spending 99% of the Big Day with your photographer.

Do you feel relaxed around them? Are they relaxed and friendly, or are they bossy and overbearing? Do they look smart and professional? Do they instil confidence? What’s their style? The way they act – are they casual, laugh-out-loud types, or quite demanding? Do you ‘click’ with them? You’ll only be able to judge these things once you meet them face-to-face. The Golden Rule – Hire Someone You Trust

TOP 10 TIPS FOR CHOOSING YOUR PERFECT WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER!MEGAN ZIERSCH

100%. Don’t commit to any photographer if you’re less than 100% confident in them. Don’t waste your time if you don’t absolutely love their work and make sure you have great chemistry with your photographer. Once you’ve made your decision, just step back and let them work their magic. You’ll be seeing them after the wedding too, so be sure you enjoy working together and that they’re easy to contact. The more questions you ask, the more confident you will feel when making the final

decision on which photographer to choose. When viewing portfolios, think about the images: Do they look artificial and composed, or are they natural? Do they evoke emotion? Is there a good mixture of portraits and groups? Do they tell a story of the entire wedding day? Do they capture detail well (expressions, dress details, etc)? Also ask the photographer for references. It is often useful and reassuring to find out from past

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All photographs courtesy ofVerge Studio.

clients if the photographer was punctual, friendly, enjoyable to work with, etc.

4. Second Shooters A second photographer is a great way to ensure that no details are missed from your day; you can capture a wider range of angles and allows for more artistic freedom within your images. Many people don’t see the point in having a Second Shooter and may wonder if the Primary Shooter is not competent enough on their own, but a second shooter is a fantastic (and often essential way) of capturing every moment of your Special Day. How else would you capture the groom’s expression as he sees his bride for the first time? Or capture the long-distance shots during your ceremony…from a balcony! Second Shooters are well worth asking your photographer about! Trust me, you’ll appreciate them once the Big Day is over.

5. Is Your Photographer…Well…Your Photographer? Many photographers employ an impressive Salesperson to WOW you and ‘sell’ you on their photography. But, is the person you meet, trust and ‘click with’, the person that will actually be shooting your wedding? If you’re unsure, just ask! It’s essential for you to meet the actual photographer who will be with you the whole day, to decide on which photographer you hire.

6. Budget Is The Key It’s very true what they say: Price plays an important factor in your decision, so you should definitely ‘shop’ on price (to create your shortlist), but the essential key is to not ‘buy’ on price. All photographers are definitely NOT the same. If two photographers are priced $1000 apart, and you wonder why the difference is so big, then you should ask about how much experience they have. How much do you love their work? What’s included in their packages (Are you comparing apples with apples…are you truly getting VALUE for money)? Are they simply building a portfolio, or is Wedding Photography their full-time profession? In most cases, there’s a reason for the price difference. You’ll find it when you start to look closer.

7. Your Package – What Do You Get? Do you know exactly what you get? Packages can be very vague. You should figure out exactly what you’re getting for your cash. So, your photographer is asking for $3000.

What do you actually get? Albums? Prints? Hours? Discs? How big is the album? Do you get the images in digital format? If so, who has copyright? Is the photographer’s logo watermarked across them all? Is editing included? What are the hidden extras (if any)? How much more will you have to spend to get exactly what you want? Do you have a list of things you definitely want? If not, see Important Note below:

Important Note: Make A List of Your Wants It might sound simple, but you’d be

surprised how much variation is out there! Some photographers offer a disc of all the photos. Some only offer a selection of images in an album. What’s important to you? Write down everything. Seriously; everything – Albums, coverage, prints, digital copies, wall enlargements (what size?), second shooter… Write down everything you can think of that you want from your photography. Then, compare that to what your prospective photographer is offering. On rare occasions you’ll find photographers who are flexible with their packages… When in doubt – Just Ask! If you love their work, AND they’ll give you everything on your list, AND they’re within your budget…BINGO!

8. Contracts…Ugh They suck. We all hate using them, but contracts are super-important as a matter of communicating. They will explain exactly what you’re getting, what the photographer is responsible for, what you’re paying for and what happens if things go wrong. So, how’s your photographer’s contract? Make sure you read it. You’ll want to understand absolutely every point in it and if you don’t then you need to ask someone. Ask the photographer. Ask your mum. Ask a mate. Ask someone! If your photographer is hesitant to discuss the details of their contract (or if they simply don’t even have one!), that’s a huge red warning flag!

9. What Do They Actually Do Is your Photographer a Photographer? Or is your photographer really a truck driver/doctor/

golf instructor/student that has an expensive camera and shoots weddings on the weekends? Give them a call during work hours and ask them! Make sure that whatever the answer, you’re 100% happy with them when you book and pay your deposit. Remember – deposits are normally non-refundable!

10. Videography. Videography? Videography!! Deciding to hire a Photographer is a no-brainer - Videography is a bit trickier… Some companies offer both services, but remember that these are two completely different

skill sets…so make sure that you’re happy with the individual people responsible for each of these jobs. Some photographers and videographers just outright refuse to get along with each other and spend a lot of time getting in each other’s way. Some are absolutely amazing at working together… How’s yours? Just keep in mind that you’re paying for their services, so if your photographer isn’t willing to work with your videographer and vice-versa, maybe you need to find someone who will remember that it’s Your wedding day!

They should be working harmoniously to make sure your Wedding Day memories are captured perfectly for you, forever… Happy Planning!Courtesy of Verge stuDio

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TWILIGHTFAMILYFESTIVAL

SWAN VALLEY COMMUNITY CENTRE PRESENTS

FREE EVENT!Sunday 13 December, 5:00pm - 9:00pmBaskerville Oval, Memorial Ave, Swan Valley

ACTIVITIES FOR ALL

AGES

CAROLS BY CANDLELIGHTFROM 7:30PM

Games, Bouncy Castles, Face Painting and Zorb BallsSausage Sizzle by the Swan Valley Community CentreCoffee, Icecream and food available for purchase Community group stalls and exhibitions Candles and glowsticks available to purchase

SPECIALVISIT FROM

SANTA

This event is smoke and alcohol free

Bring along your picnic rug or low backed chairs to enjoy the performances under the stars

For enquiries please contact Charlotte Gosatti

on 9296 1976

Supported byPresented by

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Annie’s Vintage WonderlandYour One Stop

Vintage Prop& Decor Shop

0430 456 586Shop 3/121 James St., Guildford

www.anniesvinatagewonderland.com

THE SUNBURST CLOCKANNIE WILLIAMSON

ANNIE’S VINTAGE SPOT

After World War II, design evolved from Art Deco and Streamline Moderne to Mid-century

Modern, which reigned from the mid-1940s until the mid-1960s. No corner of the home was untouched by this new, casual, atomic-era aesthetic, including furnishings and accessories such as clocks. The vintage sunburst or starburst clock, as they were variously called was an icon of the 50s and 60’s that every house had to have. George Nelson was undoubtedly the most influential clock designer of the period. When he wasn’t designing furniture for Herman Miller Corporation he was working with the Howard Miller Clock Co. on a series of marvelous modern wall clocks. He made clocks whose hands pointed to coloured balls on the ends of slender shafts; clocks that resembled sunbursts, sunflowers, and asterisks; and even a clock that suggested a human eye.

The hint of timepieces to come began in the late 1930s, when the Glo-Dial Clock Corporation of Los Angeles began producing neon-illuminated clocks for business such as bars and garages. Most of these early Glo-Dials had neon behind the clock’s round frame to illuminate the dial (thus the company’s name), but later models had an additional ring of neon on the outside, too. These clocks were so popular in their time, that they were made by such a wide variety of

manufacturers from various countries. Nelson had countless imitators, from Junghans, Elgin, Lux, Westclox, Smiths, Schatz, Urgos, Anstey & Wilson, Metamec, Syroco, Seth Thomas and many more. For many contemporary collectors, these vintage Mid-century Modern clocks are every bit as desirable as Nelson’s own. For example, Seth Thomas made a wall clock

with Roman numerals on its face and radiating metal spokes alternating with wooden fans. Due to their collectability and desirability, the prices some can fetch are high, but worth every penny. because of this, they have been heavily reproduced so when buying be sure you are buying an original vintage piece. Price can often vary greatly depending on condition, manufacturer, and size. As they say, the bigger the better. The more ‘bursts’ the better. The timber ones tend to go for more than the gilt ones, and of course it helps if it actually keeps time. It cannot however be emphasised too much - beware of modern copies. You can often tell if it is vintage or modern by the patina/wear on the piece, the manufacturer, the mechanism and who the owners are. If there are twenty in their boxes out the back, you can be confident they are modern copies.Courtesy of Annie’s VintAge WonDerlAnD

The Swan Guildford Historical Society wishes to thank the City of Swan for their support

though the $42,500 grant funding for the part time position of Curator. We are delighted that Mick Wainwright, Mayor of the City of Swan, sees the value of this and commented that he commended ‘the Society on its activities that continue to significantly contribute to the care and conservation of its collection and the heritage of the Swan region.’ The Swan Guildford Historical Society was formed in 1962 and is dedicated to preserving the history of the area and making it available for the education and enjoyment of local residents and visitors to the region. Paul Bridges, Curator SGHS, says ‘We have made substantial progress in the past year cataloguing the collection which is the third most important in the State. ‘We have launched a major new exhibition The Cradle of the Colony which features many prized artefacts and costumes from our collection, and gives a fascinating insight into the history of Guildford and the Swan Valley from Captain James Stirling’s expedition up the Swan River in 1827 until the present day. Guildford is a National Trust Heritage Town and was classified in 1984. The town is important due to its historical significance in the development of Western Australia with a high concentration of heritage listed buildings and its layout largely intact. The Swan Guildford Historical Society opens the Colonial Gaol and Taylor’s Cottage in Guildford’s Heritage Precinct to the public to show a glimpse of past life in the Swan Valley. Opening hours and days have been increased to make sure that these fascinating places are more accessible. The Historical Society is looking forward to another successful year. The “Cradle of the Colony – A story of Guildford and the Swan Valley” Exhibition is open in the Swan Valley Visitor Centre during opening hours (9am – 4pm daily). Admission is free. The Colonial Gaol and Taylor’s Cottage are open 10am – 3pm Tuesday – Friday and 10am – 1pm Saturday. Admission is $5, accompanied children free. More details can be found on the Society’s website here: www.swanguildfordhistoricalsociety.org.au.

GUILDFORD

THANK YOU

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FOOD & WINE

Buy West Eat Best has announced the four finalists for the 2015 WA’s Signature Dish,

including a mouth-watering marron and lemon myrtle curry representing the Swan Valley and Surrounds. Former City of Swan Mayor, Charlie Zannino, said the area was one of the four participating regions, along with Gascoyne, Kimberley and Peel. “Entrants in the competition needed to use at least one ‘hero ingredient’ selected by the WA Department of Agriculture and Food, from one of the four regions,” he said. “With the vast array of food produced in the Swan Valley area, entrants had plenty of exciting options,” he said. Blogger and keen foodie, Matt Cook, made the finals for the Swan Valley section of the competition with his lemon myrtle marron laksa-inspired curry. The marron was supplied by Nagle Marron and Silver Perch Farm in Gidgegannup and the lemon myrtle essence for the dish was sourced from The Bitter Bush and sold at Maalinup Aboriginal Art Gallery in Henley Brook. The finalists will now collaborate with a Mentor Chef to help them perfect their dish for the grand finale.

Kiren Mainwaring and Matt Cook at the WA Signature Dish final. Photo courtesy of WA Department of Agriculture and Food.

WA SIGNATURE DISH FINALISTS REVEALED

Kiren Mainwaring, Swan Valley Humane Food Ambassador and head chef at Co-op Dining, will advise and assist Matt Cook with his creation.

WA’s Signature Dish grand finale will be one of the highlights of the Margaret River Gourmet Escape festival to be held on 22 November.

The Annual General meeting of the Swan Valley and Regional Winemakers Association was

held in October, 2015 at Houghton Winery. The Association has elected a new President and Executive Committee for next twelve months.

President –John Griffiths – Faber Vineyard Vice President – Yuri Berns – Sittella Winery

Executive Committee Members Duncan Harris – Harris Organic Winery Derek Pearse – Upper Reach Winery Brian Hunt – Entopia Winery

John thanked outgoing President Duncan Harris for the work he has done for the Association during his two year term. John aims to build on Duncan’s work and

NEW PRESIDENT FOR WINEMAKERS ASSOCIATIONJULIE CHURCH

John Griffiths from Faber Vineyard

together with the Executive Committee members continue to promote and advance the Swan Valley as both a destination and viticulture region. President John Griffiths said ‘the release today of the Swan Valley Development Plan by the Ministry of Planning is greatly welcomed by winemakers” ‘Many details are still to be reviewed but overall it is a very positive document and a blue print for the future direction of the Swan Valley.’

Poppin Cork Events is pleased to announce the celebrations for the first ever virtual Australian

Women in Wine Awards, celebrating the work of women in the wine industry, is to be held at Rigby’s Bar on the 17th of November 2015. Launched by The Fabulous Ladies’ Wine Society, the inaugural Australian Women in Wine Awards aims to acknowledge and reward the work of women in the Australian wine industry. Women are widely under-represented within in the wine industry, with reports of women totalling between eight to ten per cent of the total industry. Joanne Bradbury, owner of 3drops Wines and finalist for the award category owner/ perator of the year, supports the awards and sees it as a fantastic opportunity to celebrate the contributions of the remarkable women in wine. ‘These awards are happily welcomed as they help to provide a backbone which not only supports but encourages women to continue to succeed within a largely male dominated industry. ‘This event is about celebrating women in the wine industry, and highlighting the great work they do. We hope that these types of awards will bring and encourage females into the wine industry. ‘The event at Rigby’s bar is exciting as it looks to deliver the celebrations in style!’ Finalist WA’s own Dianne Laurance from Laurance Wines said her drive to make things right started from the moment she was born: ‘I am an extremely over the top woman with enormous passion.’

The ‘virtual awards night’ provides an opportunity for a larger and broader group of both men and women to join in on the celebrations. Rigby’s bar atrium will host a cocktail evening with live Jazz. The festivities will commence at 6:30pm until 9pm and dress code is strictly cocktail. Inclusive of the ticket are canapés and wines made by some of the very talented women in WA. ‘The cocktail evening at Rigby's bar is in an ideal location for people around WA to come together and celebrate the awards.’ said Larry

Jorgensen – CEO of Wines of WA. ‘We support and encourage women to strive in this industry and these awards are another opportunity for us to do that.’

The awards have four categories: Winemaker of the year Viticulturist of the year Owner / operator of the year Workplace champion of change Tickets are on sale through Ticketebo: - www.ticketebo.com.au/auswomeninwineawards.

INAUGURAL AUSTRALIAN WOMEN IN WINE AWARDS

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FOODKEPLER WEBER’S DESTINY

HELEN GANSKA

It was blindingly obvious to everybody that Kepler Weber’s future lay in cooking.

The young man entered adulthood working as a yardie in the hugely successful Rose & Crown Hotel, owned by his parents Mark and Tracy in Guildford, where he was surrounded by food. As an eight-year-old visiting his grandparents’ Spin Shop in Jurien Bay serving customers with traditional takeaway seafood dishes he started to understand people’s passion for food. Once he was strong enough to pull in a cray pot, during school holidays he and his grandfather would head out to sea where he’d endure seasickness for the rewards of huge dhufish and crayfish. While his grandparents culinary approach wasn’t sophisticated - Kepler recalls it was mostly crab sticks and the like - going out and catching what you were going to eat inspired the youngster. “It was pretty standard to have crayfish sandwiches and when I think about it now I was pretty spoiled,” he says. His grandfather would always cook the crays in the same water they’d been caught in, taking a twenty kilo bucket of salt water from the ten nautical mile point where the crays had been caught. “He had a massive crab cooker out the back where he’d cook them and then barter them off around the fishing town in exchange for jobs he needed doing.. Kepler’s mum Tracy is also a great cook and throws big steamboat parties that provide him with more culinary inspiration. But when he started work at the Rose & Crown around twelve years ago, it was with a focus on front of house work, odd jobs around the hotel before moving up through the ranks to general manager. “It just never occurred to me that cooking could be part of my future at that stage,” he says. “It was a passion outside of work and something I really enjoyed because I loved entertaining. “Then I had so many chef friends who were telling me I was wasting my talent and that I should be in the kitchen. “One thing led to another and I got pushed a bit by Dad as well who felt that I was a good cook, but needed to follow it up. Kepler did a mature age apprenticeship at Bentley TAFE where he realised that cooking was where his future lay. He started as an apprentice at the Rose & Crown around five years ago and when his parents bought and restored the Inn at Mahogany Creek it was natural for him to finish his apprenticeship there under the watchful eyes of Scott Roberts and Richard Moyle. “At home I was always doing experimental stuff that I couldn’t do at work. “Sometimes it was horrible when things didn’t work out, but then Texan, American food fell in my lap. “I loved the hard polentas and the big smoked flavours and everything about it provided me with more inspiration for the kitchen.” Kepler started his smoked food experiment

using two trays on his range cooker, setting off all the smoke alarms in the house before buying a little smoker for home. He moved on to a bigger smoker to perfect his rubs, falling in love with the process of smoking food and smoking everything he could find.”

Inspired by the American barbecue cooking TV series Pit Masters he bought one of those pits for home, geared around cooking for bigger groups. “It’s ideal for briskets and pork belly and to sit around and feast. I love doing it,” Kepler says. He’s conscious though that there is more to cooking than smoking. “I love Thai and Chinese street food especially after travelling through Asia and being able to bring some of that into the kitchen. “I’ve also been very conscious of my Dad’s approach, which is to make sure the focus is on pleasing the customer and not just doing what I want.” When the opportunity came to move from the big kitchens at the Rose & Crown to the more intimate surrounds of the Inn at Mahogany Creek, Kepler jumped at it. He was conscious of being the son of the owners and says he has tried hard not to take advantage of that. “But when the Inn at Mahogany Creek opened I jumped at the chance, I loved the idea of being part of a smaller team and being in more control of the food that going on to the customer’s plate,” he says. “If something’s wrong that’s on you, it’s a small team where you can really gel and make sure everything’s perfect. The team has also had to get used to the kind of food that Hills customers are looking for, finding ways to keep them satisfied, but still be able to challenge chefs and keep them happy. Kepler’s popular Chicken Parmigiana dish is an example of that, a dish customer’s love, but with a smoking twist. “It’s still a crumbed, deep fried chicken breast

with a sauce – but it’s been through a two day smoking process. “I also love secondary cuts, to be able to turn a cheap piece of meat into something that people will love as much as expensive meat and at a reasonable price. I want people to be able to eat here often,

enjoy really good quality food and not be paying $50 or $60 for it.” Kepler shares his cooking techniques through a Facebook page, Keps Cooking Creations. And he says being in the Hills has provided more inspiration using local produce. Everything from customised ice creams from the Junction Ice Creamery in Midland, to Hills Seafood, which operates its own boats and provides fish that Kepler believes, is fresher than fish in Fremantle, to seasonal produce from Hills Fresh provides a focus on local food. His sourdoughs and homosa rolls for Kepler’s steak sandwiches come from the Artesian Bakery and the Inn tries to support the emerging Hills wineries and cideries where possible. While we might one day see Kepler open a Southern Texas style restaurant as part of Mahogany Creek, he says restaurants must keep pace with evolving trends. “You have to look outside the box,” he says.The chefs have a monthly challenge to focus on a region and match food and wine so they extend

themselves. But when Kepler gets home tired and late from work, forget the rubs and spices, it’s either his Italian wife Jess’s spaghetti bolognaise or if he’s cooking his favourite, it is a chicken, bacon and asparagus risotto.

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Inn Mahogany Creek is the perfect Hills spot for a coffee or a glass of wine, contemporary dining or a steak sandwich, surrounded by history and relaxing in beautiful refurbished

surroundings.It is THE place in the Hills to enjoy fabulous accommodation, fine food and a wide range

of wines, beers and cocktails.Enjoy historic surrounds with a luxurious twist.Sample fabulous food in stylish surrounds or relax in one of our bar, courtyard or garden

spaces.

Inn Mahogany Creek4260 Great Eastern Hwy, Mahogany Creek

Bookings: (08) 9295 1118Open for lunch and dinner from Thursday to

Sunday, dinner and drinks on Wednesday from 5pm, breakfast and brunch on Sunday from 8am.

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The Western Australian Young Achiever Awards launch was held on Thursday 5th November

2015 in the Fremantle Room at Parmelia Hilton, Perth. Drinks and canapés were provided and all community minded and youth focused individuals, groups, organisations, businesses and young people are encouraged to attend! The Awards recognise and honour Western Australia’s outstanding young achievers and community contributors. The launch will commence the “call for nominations” and the extensive search for young

O N LY A N H O U R ’ S D R I V E F R O M T H E c i t yV i s i t w w w. t o o d y a y. c o m f o r f u r t h e r i n f o r m a t i o n o r c a l l ( 0 8 ) 9 5 7 4 2 4 3 5

A V a l l e y f o r A l l S e a s o n s

STARTING THE SEARCH FOR OUR OUTSTANDING YOUTHWestern Australians up to twenty-nine years of age who are making a valuable contribution in their field of endeavour. This is your chance to show your appreciation and give a "pat on the back" to a well deserving young person. Nominations will be sought throughout Western Australia in the following categories: The Coffee Club Arts and Fashion Award AustralianSuper Career Kick Start Award Scott Print Environment and Sustainability Award Awards Australia Community Service and

Volunteering Award Waste Authority Waste Reduction and Resource Rescue Award Catholic Education Western Australia Young Leadership Award Nominations close on Friday 5th February 2016. Information brochures and posters are available at sponsor locations. To nominate someone go online to the website: www.awardsaustralia.com or contact the Awards Office on 08 9201 1155 for further information.

Nestled in a valley on the banks of a riverIn summer we boil and in winter we shiver

A warmer welcome you won’t find anywhereAs soon as you arrive you tell that we careKnown to the locals as the place of plentyIt is our slogan and on our statement of entry

We are Community minded all ready to actOver 50 volunteer groups and that’s a factEvents and Festivals throughout the yearCelebrate our history and things we hold dearEmergency services to protect life and limbVolunteers give up their time on the weekend

Our Tidy Towns began with a desireTo see improvements and changes requiredThere was already a lot happening out thereBut we needed a way all the stories to shareTidy Towns brought it all under one umbrellaWho would have thought it would end up stellar!

From regional winner to the State AwardThat flight to Tassie we couldn’t wait to boardMel commented we could be in luckLooks like the stars are lining upSo many times called to the stageOverwhelmed with no words left to saySo we came home flushed with prideThe joy on our faces we could not hide

So many people we needed to thankLike Shelley and our Community BankOur Adopt-a-Spot took off like a rocketLitter in the bag and money in the pocket

Twenty five groups rallied to the taskEven now people continue to askHow can we become involved?This litter problem has to be solved

Groups are out there with pick up tongsWith orange bags and safety vests onAnd litter legends like Peter RobinsonOut there picking up litter by the tonPerhaps litterers see us and think againTo keep their rubbish until they see a bin

Environmentally we are a nature hubPreserved and promoted by the Naturalists’ ClubOur heritage and history we don’t take lightlyArchived and chronicled by the Historical Society

We are keen on sustainabilityOf re-cycling and renewable energyOur waste transfer station has a planTo recycle every substance used by manOur latest project on which we labourTo harness the hot air in the Council Chamber

Our secretary she endlessly toilsBy the gallon she burns the midnight oilBeth has made it her life’s missionTo Tidy Toodyay and to write submissions

We draw much strength from our partnershipsTaking on board advice and tipsShoulder to shoulder the council and groupsWhen the call goes out we jump through hoops

In the world now little sense to be foundRoadsides and bush land are dumping groundsOur consumer desire an obsession to fulfillBut our shiny new goods end up in land fillWe see our precious wildlife suffer and dieChoking on discarded plastic and fishing line

Sending a strong message is our taskWe know it’s not much too much askShowing respect for the place we liveNot about taking but what we can give

Without certain people this would not beI’m talkingabout the team at KABOf Mel, Shirley, Gail and MaureenWorking hard to keep our scene cleanThey keep up the fight that is the thingSomehow operating on a shoe string

Tidy Towns brought us all togetherIt has changed our community foreverNow standing proudly alongsideOther winners from the western sideOf Denmark, Wyalcatchem and CollieWe are indeed in good company

In March we will be the national hostAnd the new winners we will toastSo come and see our place of plentyWe will polish her up like a new pennyAnd we will celebrate hail and heartyCheck your calendars and come to the party!Re-pRinted CouRtesy of the shiRe of toodyay

PLENTY TIDY A Poem about Toodyay’s Tidy Town wins

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TOODYAY’S PARKS

Toodyay is set in beautiful Western Australian countryside. The city fathers have have had

the foresight over the years to set much land aside for public use.

PELHAM RESERVE Rising up the slopes of a hill to the south of town are a number of reserves totalling more than fifty hectares, known collectively as Pelham Reserve. The majority of this Reserve is York Gum

Jam Woodland with Wandoo Woodland in the southern corner. The Reserve includes areas that have been used for water supply for over a century; starting with a 1901 reservoir complete with spillway, moving on to a 1908 tank supplied from the Goldfi elds Water Supply Scheme pipeline and then on to the 1966 500,000 gallon water reservoir currently in use. This was supplemented by a further three megalitre tank in 2008 and if you have any interest in geology a walk along the rock cut for

this tank is well worth your while. A rifle range dating back to the early 1900’s isalso present in the Reserve with the butts and firing points in close proximity to the western sections of the Pelham Walk Trail and Rifle Range Loop. More surprisingly, WWII earthworks are also present at two locations within Pelham Reserve. While these sites are still being investigated and developed it would appear

that a complex consisting of four underground rooms connected by “tunnels” was built at the south eastern corner of the reserve to house a signal unit, while an “Officer’s Quarters” was built inside a revetment to the north of the spillway on Pelham Street. While the buildings were removed for their materials at the end of the war, the earthworks are still evident. The Lookout at the top of Duke Street provides views across the town and valley as well as a chance to visit the

Drummond Memorial Garden, first developed by the Toodyay Naturalists’Club in 1969. Of course one of the main features of PelhamReserve are the walking tracks, the majority of which double as firebreaks. These trails allow walkers to visit the many features within the reserve, have a look at nature or with over six kilometres of signposted walking tracks get some serious exercise. Walkers are advised the these tracks are steep in places and may have a gravel surface, so please wear appropriate footwear and exercise due care.

In summer make sure you carry adequate water. While walking in Pelham Reserve you are likely to see Kangaroos, Euros and other wildlife. This may include snakes. Please note these are not tame animals and should be treated with respect. Please keep dogs on a leash at all times. This area is a work in progress, come back again to see further improvements.

WINDMILL HILL CUTTING The Toodyay Shire and the Tourist Centre along with the assistance from the Department of Main Roads, Westrail and the WA Department of Tourism have developed a lookout which provides train enthusiasts with an ideal location for photographs. The standard gauge Railway was constructed to link Western Australia with the Eastern States. This project was a major undertaking through the Avon Valley section, approximately three million cubic metres (mostly rock) was excavated. In Toodyay, the Windmill Hill Cutting is the deepest on the standard gauge railway and one of the deepest in Australia. The geological nature of the site required special treatment to consolidate the slopes and construction took place in 1963 - 1964. Windmill Hill Cutting is located about six kilometres on the Northam-Toodyay Road.

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Unit 8Vale Town Centre31 Egerton DriveAveley WA 6069

Phone: 9296 7688

Email: [email protected]

NOTES FROM PARLIAMENTHON DONNA FARAGHER JP, MLC

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MAJOR ROAD WORKS

Many members of the community would have noticed some major works being undertaken

in and around Guildford, Bassendean and Bayswater recently. The first is the major upgrade to one of Perth’s busiest intersections at Guildford Road and Tonkin Highway in Bayswater. This well-known black spot is heavily utilised by local, tourist and freight traffic and has been the site of more than 175 crashes at the intersection’s northbound and southbound on and off ramps between 2010 and 2014. Funded through the Road Trauma Trust Account, this $3.6million project involves widening Guildford Road at both the southbound and northbound ramps and is scheduled to be completed next year. The works include additional turning lanes for eastbound traffic entering Tonkin Highway from Guildford Road and extended turning pockets for westbound traffic entering and exiting Tonkin Highway at both ramps which will reduce queuing. This will be combined with upgraded pedestrian facilities along Guildford Road between the two ramps, street lighting, signage and traffic signalling improvements. The other significant works involve improvements to cyclist and pedestrian safety along the Midland to Perth railway line. The first project is the construction of a three-metre principal shared path (PSP) linking Guildford Railway Station to the East Street crossing outside Guildford Grammar School. The second project is an upgrade to the existing cycle and pedestrian path between the eastern end of Railway Parade and the Guildford Road Bridge in Bassendean. The works also comprise new lighting, signage and significant drainage improvements.

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These important projects will link up with the existing PSP’s between Tonkin Highway and Success Hill Train Station and further extends the network along the Midland to Perth railway line.

THANKS FROM COUNCILLOR HENDERSONI would like to thank everyone that supported my

election as a City of Swan councillor in the Swan Valley/Gidgegannup Ward. In the short time since being elected I have been working through the issues raised with me during the campaign. There is plenty to be addressed but it is clear that the cost of rates and charges is a big problem. Significant urban growth has seen little investment in road infrastructure; this will be a priority for me. Whilst the idea of a rail network to the north may be a good one in the long term, the greater majority of us use roads. Until there are sufficient commuters to pay for rail the demand for public transport will have to be serviced by buses. I would like to engage with all the clubs, associations, local area groups, school P&C’s etc in the Ward. Your input will assist me as one of your local councillors. With four new councillors there is a new direction in Swan and a new mayor Cr Mick Wainwright. I am looking forward to working with my fellow councillors in the years ahead and I encourage you to contact me on matters that you feel need my attention.

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The Hon Donna Faragher at the Guildford Road/Tonkin Highway intersectionwith Transport Minister Dean Nalder

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WHY GET SOCIAL IN BUSINESS?

I often indulge in a little internal chuckle when I get a message or phone call that begins with “I stumbled across your business page in my

Facebook feed...” Nope, you didn’t stumble. This was no accident. I put myself there. Right in your path. I often hear business owners saying “I don’t like social media. I don’t see the point in putting any energy into it”. That’s a little bit like saying “I don’t like preparing for my tax return. I just don’t see the investment”. Nowadays, to run a sustainable business, there’s not much choice in participating in either! Whether you’re selling a product or a service, if you’re building new business relationships or planning on boosting sales, even regardless of whether you have a business website or not, you’re eighty gazbillion percent (not a real number) missing out if you’re not developing your business through social media. As consumers, we are increasingly discerning. We know we can buy product at the click of a button and perhaps pay a little less. If we decide this isn’t the way we want to go, we are looking for a relationship with the person we’re buying from. We like to search for you instead of being tracked down and we like to gauge who you are as a business person more than being sold to. Most of the time, we’ve inspected you online and pretty much made up our mind about your business before we’ve even clicked to buy, come into your store front, or sent you an email. So, make it easy for us to get to know you. Make it simple for us to get our hands on your content. Give us lots of different places to check you out. Now, this is the point when if I am doing a workshop I like to throw in all kinds of stunning numbers. I’m not really a numbers girl, my accountant would wearily testify to this fact, but the kind of numbers that make you feel motivated to get social and get in the action are downright exciting. Google Social Media Statistics 2015 and prepare to be encouraged. When I start with a new client, I like to go on a mystery hunt for their ideal customer. This is less like stalking, and more along the lines of

who the customer is as a person, how they spend and, here’s the important part, where they ‘live’ online. I can tell you, many of us consumers ‘live’ on Facebook. Nearly 80% of us are on Facebook regularly. Some of us every day. Many of us shop while we’re on Facebook. If you’re thinking, “I’ve never bought something from Facebook”, consider the links you’ve clicked that have taken you to a website OR the amount of times you’ve thought about needing a plumber, hopped onto Facebook, and asked for a recommendation. Around 90% of all businesses that are on Facebook right now are reporting sales from their business page. One of the top questions I get asked at digital communication workshops is “Do I REALLY have to be EVERYWHERE?” The answer isn’t too terrible. Yes, it would be nice if you were. Have a Facebook page, an Instagram business account, a LinkedIn profile, a Twitter account if you’d like. Pinterest is also an amazing, growing platform, especially if you deal with wellness and food, and if you’re selling to men, they tend to be on Google +. But don’t spend too much time on all of them. Figure out where your ideal clients will be most likely to find you and do most of your engaging there. The other social places can be a little quieter. Think of your regular social media places like your favourite café; the best spot to meet someone and have a chat. Once you’re set up, learn to schedule your Facebook posts so you’re limiting your Facebook Time Vacuum to just an hour a week. Spend less than ten minutes a day on Instagram. Be on LinkedIn, so that customers can see you are who you say you are. This kind of relationship building lets your potential loyal customers figure out if your business practices and ethics align with what they’re looking for. They begin to feel like they’re connected to you and, as a bonus, the filters on Instagram make everyone look good. If you have a website, ensure when you start getting socially active you link all your social media sites to your site. This makes it easier for your new client to get around all your favourite haunts and increases the search engine optimisation (SEO) of your page. I have a particular soft spot for start up’s and ‘ma and pa’ small business. I completely relate, being an ‘un-funded’ small business owner. My business feeds my family and pays my bills. It’s not a hobby. So, I totally understand that the world of social media for business purposes can be both overwhelming and exhausting. Especially if you’re considering much of it is usually done at the end of a long day running your actual business. I’m not advocating you spending hours and days and weeks on social media for a good return on your investment. I’m asking you to consider looking at social media as a really great platform to put deliver your business. Right in the path of your most ideal client. So they ‘stumble’ across you.

GET SOCIAL WITH JAY COMMUNITY

Our Social Media columnist, Jay Crisp Crow was nominated and won the ‘Micro & Home

Business of the Year Award, 2015’. This is her memory of the night: ‘I was so intensely chuffed to have been nominated for Mundaring Chamber Of Commerce Excellence Awards in my first year of business. ‘I toddled along to the event in my ridiculously gorgeous shoes fully intending to be clapping for some other clever clogs and planning a great night of champers and chat. When I saw who my competition was, I felt fairly comfortable that I’d be required to do nothing but cheer! ‘Without even enough notice to reapply my lipstick, I was onstage delivering what may just be the daggiest speech in the history of Mundaring Chamber Of Commerce Excellence Awards and possibly forgetting half of the folk I am indebted to. ‘Businesses like Crisp Crow Communications rely on great word of mouth, loyal clients and community support. I am a bit biased, but I believe that our beautiful Perth Hills is JUST the spot to tap into all three. ‘Who would have thought that the perfect place to raise a family is also the most incredible starting place for an empire? ‘I am incredibly blessed.’

With a background and studies in Creative Writing and Musical Theatre, followed by over a decade delivering excellent marketing solutions on extraordinarily tight budgets to small, independent schools, Jay’s knowledge and experience ensures her clients have clarity and confidence in their digital communications and online presence. We congratulate her on her well-deserved win.

SWAN COLUMNISTWINS AWARD

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IN PRAISE OF LOVEKATY WARNER

WRITING

This is a true story. I was in hiding. Or trying to disappear. Or both. Something like that. You

get the idea. I was eating 500 to 800 calories a day because that happens sometimes and I was running a lot and living alone and binging on Six Feet Under and I had given up on the idea of love. Romantic love. The kind of love people write about and sing about and commit crimes about. There was one, once, that had been love until, I discovered, he loved a lot of women … at the same time … without them knowing. That could be love – it’s just not my kind of love. The one I thought might have been love wasn’t love. Not even close. He belittled my music choices and stole my washing machine and forgot my birthday. That isn’t love. I was done. That was that. I was staying in my mould-ridden studio apartment, doors locked and blinds closed because of the strange man who camped out on the balcony opposite and would look directly into my bedroom slash lounge room slash kitchen. He argued with his wife and liked to sing the national anthem. She would kick him out and he would create a tent, string up sheets and towels across the balcony and sit underneath it, crossed legged on a little cushion and shout “my life, my life” over and over like some sort of mantra. Some days I felt like doing the exact same thing. I was OK. And she said, as mothers do, someone will come along when you least expect it and it sounded like something she had heard in a rom-com starring Meg Ryan and I said I don’t need anyone - I am totally fine with this - I am a strong, independent woman – I’m OK - and I was offended. Even though I knew she meant well because she is my mother and she loves me and I love her. I know she loves me because she tells me. Growing up, she told all of us numerous times a day – I love you – just in case we died, tragically, bam, gone, just like that. She never would have forgiven herself if she hadn’t said it; if she didn’t know that we knew she loved us. My family were across the desert and sent their love in pixelated Skype calls once every

couple of weeks. Love you, they would say at the end of the call because what can you say after that? It was OK. It really was … I was writing and I loved writing. I was in Melbourne and I loved Melbourne. I was eating tomatoes and I loved tomatoes. I was performing and I loved performing and I was hanging out with the cast and I loved the cast and I loved the theatre and I loved running and I loved Sundays and loved Six Feet Under and I loved living alone and I loved being thirty-two and I loved living so close to the tram line and I loved - Not much, actually.

Not anything, really. It was becoming difficult to leave the house. I turned up when I had to turn up. And I smiled and laughed and drank too much wine and would go home in taxis and tell the drivers my boyfriend was waiting for me at home because you have to do that sort of thing sometimes. Here’s where I don’t want you to misunderstand me. I wasn’t sad because I didn’t have a boyfriend. I wasn’t lonely because I was divorced. I wasn’t empty because I hadn’t eaten. This was just me back then. Disappearing. Until someone saw me. It was unexpected. Like something my mother would say. He had nice shoulders and wore great shirts and had a whole face smile and easy laugh and he was taking me on a date and I had no idea what that meant, not really, but I turned up late and we took it from there. And then I started to fall in love with him and could only hope he was falling in love with me. Even though I knew I wasn’t meant to. Even though I knew the “timing was bad” and I should

be “keeping my options open” and “seeing other people” and just being “chill”. Whatever that means. Falling in love makes you vulnerable and stupid and happy and distracted and it is awful and wonderful all at the same time. I tried to hide the real me as I fell in love with him but I would trip upstairs and lock myself out of restaurants and collapse as elegantly as possible into the gutter and I was always late or changing my mind and he wondered why I wasn’t hungry again and he just kept on looking and watching and seeing me. But I wasn’t ready. I didn’t want anyone to see me. Instead, I tried to make myself as small as I

could. Just small enough, you see, nothing crazy – I would know when it was getting crazy. I had this under control. Except I didn’t. There I was, watching myself from afar, being in love and going through all the crazy-crazy whirlwind romance stuff and feeling elated and hungry and fat and ugly and gross and anxious and miserable. I wasn’t eating enough. I was living alone. I was turning up when I had to. I was smiling too much and drinking too much and staying over at his place way too much. I was holding my breath and waiting for him to run. But he didn’t. He started cooking dinners. And put avocado on English muffins

for breakfast. And made protein filled lunches. Then he said he loved me … even though he could see me. The real me. I could no longer hide. He wouldn’t let me disappear. He wouldn’t let me become invisible. Love found me. It noticed. Love became doctor appointments and specialists and therapists and waiting rooms and The Age quiz and driving and feeding the parking meter and celebrating small victories with champagne and eating and swimming and saying you’re beautiful even if its not quite true and an old camera and space and time and listening, really listening. It was being seen. I got better, so much better and I’m always getting better because of him and that love. I would have disappeared without it. As George Elliot wrote “Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another” – love deserves its praise because that one true, loving soul can encourage us to grow and heal and get better – maybe even save us. Isn’t that what love is about? Maybe?

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REVIEWSTitle: The Shepherd’s Crown Author: Terry PratchettPublisher: Doubleday Reviewer: Douglas Sutherland-Bruce

ir Terrence ‘Terry’ Pratchett died in March of this year,

leaving behind him a rich legacy of more than forty fantasy books and the incomparable creation of the Discworld - a flat disc supported on the backs of four elephants (originally five) standing on a great space turtle - A’tuin. With the creation of the Discworld, world and mirror of worlds, Pratchett gave himself a rich literary field where he could play and gambol through the vast playground of his mind, and more importantly, invite us to join him. Most writers, if they are lucky, create perhaps three or four great characters. Characters that live and breathe, that inspire, irritate, engage and are loved as close friends. Pratchett created a whole pantheon - Sam Vimes, Death, Nanny Ogg, Mort, Lady Sybill Ramkin, Mustrum Ridcully, Carrot, the Patrician, William de Worde, Lord Rust, Gaspode the Wonder Dog (give him a sausage) the Nac Mac Feegle, Magrat, Pteppic, Moist van Lipwig, Albert, Agnes Nitt, Tiffany Aching and, possibly the greatest of them all - Granny Weatherwax. Granny Weatherwax was the embodiment of every granny, every wise woman, every superhero - a witch who knew when not to use magic, a believer in Equal Rites for women, giving people what they needed rather than what they wanted and the epitome of duty, pride and service. She was mentor to Tiffany, the Chalk Witch, and an example to all - both on and off the Disc. Many, many people die on the Discworld - death, as in the Round World, is the only constant, the only character that appears in every book and who comes for us all in the end. In The Shepherd’s Crown, he comes for Granny Weatherwax. He comes without fanfare, without sentimentality, expected and almost welcome. Nevertheless, no fan of the books can read this section without weeping, not for her, but for our loss, much as we wept at the news of Pratchett’s own death. Pratchett knew he was dying as he wrote The Shepherd’s Crown and while the parallels are clear, so is the message - life goes on. Things happen afterwards, lives are lived and the world continues to spin. Dispassionately, while the plot is the equal of anything

Prachett wrote (Tiffany inherits Granny’s steading and fights the Elf Queen we met in Lords and Ladies) but the gloss is less than we are used to. Manuscripts had notoriously to be torn from

Pratchett’s hands to send to the printers as he honed a passage here, sharpened a phrase there, and this book suffers from a lack of his obsessive polishing, but it is a book we could not be without. The last word must, as always, go to Nanny Ogg: ‘... people die; and if they manages to die after a long time, leavin’ the world better than they went an’ found it, well then, that’s surely a reason to be happy. All the rest of it is just tidyin’ up.’ She is speaking of Granny’s passing, but it could be any reader speaking of Pterry, as he was affectionately known to his

fans. Mind how you go, Terry and Esmé.

-oOo-Title: A Slip of the Keyboard Author: Terry PratchettPublisher: Doubleday Reviewer: Douglas Sutherland-Bruce

nyone who met the late Sir Terry Pratchett came away with the impression of infinite old-fashioned courtesy, a

twinkling eye and a slight, but charming, speech impediment. A closer observer might have looked beyond the twinkle into the deep intelligence behind the eyes and still further behind that to the simmering rage at the stupidities and casual cruelty of humankind. All his life he fought against stupidity, against ignorance, with the weapon he knew best - the pen. Lining up gentle satire and that most powerful of weapons, humour, as well as his prodigious imagination on his side, he tilted at the windmills of blind religious bigotry, women’s rights, abuse of power and prejudice. But, such was his skill as a writer, you’d have had to look at his books pretty hard to see the

workings beneath the glossy exterior. But it does come through quite strongly in the snippets and short, non-fiction pieces collected as A Slip of the Keyboard - a companion to A Blink of the Screen (short fictional pieces). Ranging far and wide in topic these pieces, some of which go back nearly thirty years, are a previously unknown joy and insight into the mind of one of the great writers of our generation. Very highly recommended.

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BOOKS AND WRITING

SO YOU WANT TO GET PUBLISHED?SHANNON KAYNE

Have you got a manuscript ready to go, but can’t get a publisher to look at it? Want a unique

insight into the modern world of publishing, so you can find out how to tap into a crowded industry? This is your chance. Pitch your work to your choice of four local publishers in the Pitching Panel. Don’t have a manuscript yet, but want to be ready when the time comes? Participate in a public discussion about the ins and outs of publishing in the Publishing Panel.

PITCHING PANELSaturday 14 November, between 1.00pm-2.00pm Sit down one-on-one for eight minutes with a local publisher and present your book for consideration. The Pitching Panel is for writers with complete or near-complete manuscripts wanting to 'jump the slush pile' and pitch directly to a publisher. If the publisher is interested, they will invite the author to email through a portion of the pitched work. This panel provides a valuable platform for writers to practice selling their work and connect face-to-face with local publishers. It will also give you an idea whether you are on the right track and learn a little about what traditional publishers are looking for. Please note publishers are under no obligation to accept a manuscript and no feedback will be provided. The publishers appearing on the panel are:

Fremantle Press - non-fiction and creative non-fictionMargaret River Press - short story collections and literary fictionUWA Publishing - children's fiction, non-fiction and creative non-fiction (SOLD OUT)Twelfth Planet Press - science-fiction, fantasy, and horror Costs: $20 for KSP-members, $25 for non-members per eight-minute pitch. Only six pitches available per publisher. Booking and payment in advance is essential.

PUBLISHING PANELSaturday 14 November, 2.15pm-3.15pm

The Publishing Panel will combine all four publishers from the Pitching Panel (above) in a public discussion forum. They will speak about current issues in traditional publishing, what editors are looking for when reading a manuscript, considerations involved in selecting a manuscript for publication, and the Do's and Do Not's that all emerging authors should be aware of when preparing to send a manuscript to a publisher, followed by a Q&A with the audience. Costs: All tickets $15, or only $10 if you have booked for a pitch as well. Limited seating; Booking and payment in advance is essential. This is not an opportunity to be missed! Places are limited, so make sure you secure a spot in time. To book, reply by email or phone KSP on 08 9294 1872.

The heritage-listed Katharine Susannah Prichard (KSP) Writers’ Centre in the Perth

Hills suburb of Greenmount is turning thirty this year, and will be holding a free community event on Sunday the 6th December to celebrate. The property has a long literary heritage. First built in 1910, the KSP Writers’ Centre is the oldest of its kind in Western Australia. It was formerly the home of controversial novelist and communist Katharine Susannah Prichard and her husband Captain Hugo Throssell VC. Prichard was the first Australian author to gain international recognition by winning the Hodder and Stoughton Literature Prize in 1915. Over the next fifty years, her most successful works were completed at her Greenmount home, now known as the KSP Writers’ Centre, in a beautiful studio built for her by her Anzac hero husband. Following Prichard’s death in 1969 and a period of private ownership, a passionate group of local writers convinced the WA State Government to purchase the property under the care of the Shire of Mundaring. The Katharine Susannah Prichard Foundation Inc. was formed in 1985, and, led by a volunteer committee, they maintain the property and run it

as a vibrant support centre for writers. The annual program is carefully crafted with the united vision to support and develop writers of all ages and at any level of their craft. KSP’s prestigious Writer-in-Residence program, funded by the Department of Culture and the Arts WA, has launched many careers of Australia authors. This special 30th anniversary event will feature free guided tours of the property, photographic exhibitions, commemorative displays and special guest talks, Q&A’s with experts, a treasure hunt for children, market stalls, lunch and tea, birthday cake, and wandering Light Horses with uniformed soldiers from the Great War Living History Society. The Centre is located at 11 Old York Road, directly across from the Hugo Throssell Memorial on Great Eastern Highway. The current KSP Chairperson Tabetha Beggs invites everyone to attend. ‘I’d love to see a whole bunch of new faces. Essentially the centre is about writers, but once you’ve been here you discover there is so much more to the place. Its history, its ghosts, its sense of community, its words.’ A schedule of the day’s events is listed on the KSP Writers’ Centre website.

KSP CELEBRATES WA’S LITERARY HERITAGESHANNON KAYNE

LITERARY AWARDS OPENThe Society of Women Writers WA has launched

the 2016 Ethel Webb Bundell Literary Awards for poetry and short stories. There is no set theme and both categories are open to all writers. Poems may be in any style, up to a hundred lines. Short stories are not to exceed 4,000 words. The closing date for entries is 31 March 2016 and winners will be announced on 21 June 2016. In each category, first prize is $500, second prize is $300 and third prize is $150. Highly commended and commended certificates will also be awarded. Accomplished Western Australian poet, Kevin Gillam, and award-winning novelist Roseanne Dingli will judge the entries. Ethel Webb Bundell was a widely published and prize-winning writer of novels, short fiction, poetry and articles. She was the founding member of Atelier, the WA Magazine Branch of the Society of Women Writers Australia for four years from 1977. When the WA branch was set up in 1981, Ethel was the inaugural President of the Society and later a life member. She worked tirelessly to establish and support other writing organisations in Western Australia, as an executive member of the Fellowship of Australian Writers WA, Pen International, Perth and the Australian Society of Authors. She was also a foundation member of the WA Writers' Council and the Katharine Susannah Pritchard Foundation. She contributed greatly to writing in Western Australia. Ethel passed away in October 2014 at the age of 89 years. Guidelines and entry forms are available from the Society’s website www.swwofwa.com. For further information, call 0415 840 031 or email to: [email protected].

SWWOFWA HISTORY In Sydney, 1925, the wife of an English newspaper tycoon, visiting Sydney, asked to meet some Australian women writers. Since women writers at that time were not taken seriously, organising such a gathering was no easy task. However, when the occasion did take place those who shared in the day so enjoyed the experience they decided to meet again. And so began meetings to discuss and compare. From these small beginnings, the Society of Women Writers was formed, and membership grew quickly. In 1978, State branches were established although it was not until 1981 that their first president, Ethel Webb, was appointed and meetings were held. In April 2000, The Society of Women Writers, WA, Incorporated was formed as an autonomous body. The Society then had approximately two hundred members from all over Western Australia. Writers Circles operate in remote locations, general meetings attract a large attendance in Perth, and functions are frequently held to promote women writers, provide writing opportunities and encourage writers wherever possible.

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REMEMBRANCE DAY

The Andrews Sisters were belting out the Beer Barrel Polka on the Radiola which stood

on the mantelpiece in the kitchen of the small weatherboard cottage. Dancers and drinkers alike almost totally absorbed in an atmosphere of frivolity and good times. A barrel of beer sat on a small deal table outside on the veranda where a group of uniformed males had congregated in the traditional dinky-di manner. However, amongst the Australian accents was a smattering of Yankee drawl and the general banter was of aerial manoeuvres and weather conditions. It was late April 1945 and on this evening there was little breeze, clear skies and a mild temperature. Perfect for an evening barbeque and dancing outdoors, providing the partygoers with a brief respite from the pressures that were again to face them again on the morrow. Even the combination of the Andrews Sisters, Glenn Miller and Benny Goodman via the wireless could not fully erase moods of trepidation and uncertainty that were evident in the tones of conversations at the gathering. ‘Hey Curly, any word on Doyle?’ enquired a lanky, laid back individual in a blue RAAF uniform. ‘Yeah Richo, he’s on the mend according to the MO.’ was the quick response from a similarly attired party goer,’ Should be back on deck in a couple of months. Same can’t be said for his bird though. Only good for parts they reckon.’ ‘What’s the story?’ came a voice, in a strong southern American accent, from behind the barrel on the table. ‘Ah, g’day Lofty. ‘ responded Lofty, otherwise known as Flight Lieutenant Len Bannister, ‘Doyley had a prang out at Guildford back in Feb. Bloke named O’Connell and him had been out on a gunnery exercise. When they came back in O’Connell somehow rear ended Doyle’s Spitfire. Took the top off his rudder and fin with the starboard wing, and sheared his canopy. Right old ruddy mess. Dragged him about sixty yards and turned him arse about face. They took Doyley to Hollywood Hospital. Reckon he’ll be back on the job though. Tough as, that bugger!’ ‘Christ!’ replied Lofty, of diminutive stature; hence the nickname. ‘Spitfires? Doyle’s with your 85 Squadron isn’t he? Thought you guys flew Boomerangs!’ ‘Jeez, keep up Lofty why don’t ya?’ was Bannister’s response, ‘Originally the 85 had Brewster Buffaloes, sods they were. Then we got the Boomerangs back in ’43. Lost a bloke in the early stages, but the boys soon got the hang o’ them. ‘Gave the Nips something to think about up Yampi way, and also helped you Yanks out up in

Borneo by laying mines at Balikpapan. Then, in the middle of ’44 we re-equipped with the Spitfire Mk V. Doyley and O’Connell been flying ‘em since February.’ ‘Alright, alright, ya’ all keep ya trousers on. Me and the guys have been on reccys up Potshot way, so this is news to us,’ replied the American in a conciliatory tone, ‘ Just glad that your boys are OK.’ ‘Decent of you to say so Lofty. Anyway the good news is both these blokes are gunna be back in the air toot sweet.’ ‘I can roger that.’ came a melodious voice from the kitchen door. Curly Bannister turned to its source recognising the dulcet tones of WAAAF Corporal Jean O’Rourke, long the source of his desires, but to date only bestowing the type of affections a younger sister might offer. Jean had been a plotter at the Six Fighter Sector Headquarters in Mt Lawley, but had recently moved to a new underground bunker in Belmont, just across the Swan River from where

that night’s party was gathering pace. She had originally joined the Empire Air Training Scheme in 1941 just prior to the Women’s Auxiliary Australian Air Force and transferred into this new unit soon after its inception, training in Townsville. The badge on her arm exhibited an eagle, replete with a red eye, denoting the fact that she had been an early member of the corps. She weaved her way across the veranda, dodging jitter-buggers and smoochers, ‘Patty and I went down to Hollywood day before last. Saw Doyley…why do I always want to get my crochet needles out when I say his name….and he’s in the pink. Just itching to get back in harness. O’Connell’s on sick leave, down Cottesloe way, I understand,, but just about ready to resume duties. My, but weren’t they both lucky!’ Curly reached out to her as she approached, pulled her to him and said, ‘Evenin’ darlin’. And just how lucky am I going to get tonight?’ ‘In your dreams Len. Besides, I have an early start in the morning. Bil Armstrong and his crew are heading out first thing with Anne Woodward and a couple of other Red Cross girls.

‘I’ve drawn duty so I need to be bright and shiny. Anyway, I’ve told you before, your reputation precedes you, so any thoughts of you and me getting together will take more than a request for a quickie behind the wood shed!’ ‘In the wash house if you don’t mind!’ came the quick retort from Curly, ‘So you say Billy boy and his DC-3 are heading out tomorrow. Did you know they call it Blue Goose? Wonder where they’re going? First thing ya reckon? Wouldn’t mind bettin’ there’s gonna be a bit of low cloud – fog even. You tell him to watch it if he’s heading out over the hills. Especially if there’s poor visibility.’ The Radiola filled the air with Dizzy Gillespie’s rendition of How High the Moon.

-oOo-

‘C’mon you blokes!’ came the cry, ‘Pedal to the metal George! Bugger this fog! Anyone know their way around Gooseberry Hill – over the Zig-Zag way I reckon!’

‘Nah! Not the Zig-Zag!’ replied the driver, ‘The caller mentioned Slayter’s place, and he lives just off Kalamunda Road. Check it out on the map, but I bet its halfway up the Kalamunda hill, just around Zamia.’ He turned to look at Captain Barker, commander of the seven men of the Guildford Volunteer Fire Brigade who were attending. A brief nod and a ‘Carry on George.’ was the only response he needed. Lights on low

beam, because of the ‘pea souper’ and siren at full pitch, the old Bedford responded to the urgency of the situation. The road was not much wider than that of a single lane and the commander looked concerned. ‘Bloody fog!’ he muttered; then in a state of excitement shouted, ‘Use the bell as well boys! That’ll give anything heading towards us more of a chance to hear us as well as see us.’ ‘Christ! There’ll be enough noise to wake the dead!’ exclaimed George, noting ironically that they were speeding past the Guildford Cemetery.’Dawn was approaching and all the action was happening on the western side of the hill. The sun had yet to rise above the escarpment behind, but the landscape was lit by the fire that had broken out. Smoke and flames, fed by aircraft fuel, ruled the scene whilst silhouettes of a bucket brigade tried to quell the fury. There being no scheme water in this part of the Perth Hills, local residents were reliant on household water tanks to replenish any container capable of holding water. Continued on the next page ...

BLUE GOOSE DOWNGARY BARBER

A Douglas C-47 Skytrain (Known as a Dakota to the RAF) similar tot he one that crashed at Kalamunda

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Concluded from page 24 ... Evident in the emerging light of day were shattered and torn plane parts, broken white gum branches ripped off during impact, and an electric light pole which had also been brought down by the ill-fated aircraft. ‘Is everyone out of the house Mrs Bartlett?’ shouted one of the firefighters. Mrs Bartlett’s house had been in the path of the plane as it careered into a rocky outcrop on the side of the hill after hitting a couple of trees and a power pole. ‘Yes, thank the Lord!’ she cried, ‘The plane just missed the house. There’s no damage that I can see, except for the light pole, and a bit of the plane that’s up against my back door. Who’d have thought? Let’s hope the fire brigade gets here soon. These buckets aren’t doing anything!’ In the distance a siren and bell could be heard, and all faces turned to its source. A loud ‘Hurrah’ erupted from a tired band of Gooseberry Hill residents. The Andrews Sisters and Glenn Miller and his band had long ceased entertaining the revellers in the small weatherboard cottage. Most had headed home, or back to base, and only a few ‘hanger onners’ were left, ostensibly to clean up in the morning. Amongst those who had stayed over was Curly Bannister. He had taken a pillow and blanket from a bunk in the sleep-out and settled himself in the bath for what turned out to be a fitful respite. He was on the verge of waking when the telephone abruptly brought him to his senses, albeit in a foggy state due to lack of sleep and over indulgence at the beer barrel the previous evening. He stumbled through the darkness, noted that outside a fog enveloped all, and lifted the receiver with a sense of trepidation. ‘Len Bannister.’ he croaked in the phone. ‘Curly, oh Curly! Its Jean. Curly, Blue Goose flew out around 05.30 this morning and we have just had a report of a plane crash in Gooseberry Hill!’ ‘Jeez,’ he responded,’ I knew it! Bloody fog! What did I tell ya? What’s the story? Are they all right?’ ‘We don’t know Len. Details are sketchy but we do know there’s been a crash, and now there’s a scrub fire in the immediate area of Lansdowne St. What can you to do?’ ‘I’ve got the squadron’s jeep and I know roughly where you’re talking about. There’s a Guest House up that way which I’ve used before…and no, don’t ask! I think Lofty stayed over last night so I’ll grab him and take a run up there now. Don’t worry Jean. I’ll give you a call when I’ve sussed it out.’ He rang off and went to find the American, roused him from the couch in the lounge-room, briefed him and dragged him to the Jeep. ‘C’mon Lofty. It’s your blokes that have come a gutser. Let’s see what we can do to save some arse.’ he shouted. The fog was slowly lifting as the two intrepid would be saviours sped to the scene. Flames and

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smoke gave them all the directions they needed and twenty five minutes later they were turning off Kalamunda Road into Faye Crescent, less than 500 yards from the crash site. Even from that distance they could assess the situation, and both knew that chances of survival were minimal. A Bedford fire engine was on the scene, pouring water onto the remnants of a wreckage and smouldering scrub. Exhausted residents lay around whilst others handed out cups of sweet tea to revive them. Curly and Lofty surveyed the scene. Burnt and melted aircraft parts; scorched and broken trees; exhausted fire-fighters; and no apparent survivors of the downed DC-3. Just a couple of mail-bags and some torn cushions spewing feathers seemed to have been saved from the plane. Curly espied the feathers as they escaped from the confines of their silken covers and remarked to no-one in particular, ‘Blue Goose down.’

Editor’s Note: In 1945 the United States Navy stationed a Douglas R4D-5 (C47, Dakota) at Guildford W.A. also referred to as RAAF Dunreath. The aircraft was assigned to the Commander Submarine Force, Seventh Fleet and due to its light blue colour scheme, was known affectionately as the Blue Goose. Built by the Douglas Aircraft Corporation in the USA it carried the constructors number 10017. The USAAF number was 42-24155 and the US Navy number was 39067, delivered new to them in 1943. Early in the morning of 19th April 1945, before dawn, Blue Goose was loaded for a flight to Adelaide. Ten men and three women boarded the aircraft, they were: Lt William C Armstrong, USNR Pilot. Ensign Victor F Padelsky, USN Co-pilot. A.M.M. 1c Robert A Dunleavy. A.M.M. 2c Stanley A Gober, USNR. A.R.M. 1c James A Glenn, USNR. Commander R.R. Helbert, RN Lieutenant Commander Montrose G McCormick, USN. Lt (jg) Sidney S Cook USNR. C.R.E. Robert V Daly, USN. Tech BuShips C.L. Nelson. Anne Woodward, American Red Cross. Geraldine Crow, American Red Cross. Cecil Nichols, American Red Cross.Information compiled by Grahame Higgs

On Katherine Sussanah Pritchard Writers Centre’s Open Day on the Sunday, a

significant Anzac centenary commemoration will recognise Perth hills hero Captain Hugo Throssell VC at his former home in Greenmount. The date marks one hundred years since Throssell, Northam boy-made-good, received the prestigious Victoria Cross (VC) from King George V at Buckingham Palace. Throssell was the first Western Australian and the only member of the light horse to receive the World War I honour.

Throssell, who served in Gallipoli, received the medal for gallantry and devotion to duty during the now-famous battle at Hill 60. ‘Although wounded in several places he refused to leave the trench, or obtain assistance, until all danger had passed. … ‘By his personal example he kept up the spirit of his party, which was largely instrumental in saving the situation at a critical period.' Throssell’s superior Captain Robertson had to order him off the field. [His] ‘shirt was full of holes from pieces of bomb, and one of the “Australias” was twisted and broken, and had been driven into his shoulder.' On his return to Perth, Throssell married the novelist Katharine Susannah Prichard, and together they bought the home on Old York Road. The plumbago hedge where the couple stashed Communist papers from authorities during raids and the debilitating debt Throssell incurred by organising a series of rodeos at the property are just a few of many interesting stories of the home. This special Anzac Centenary commemorative event coincides with the Centre’s thirtieth anniversary and will feature free guided tours of the property, photographic exhibitions, special guest talks, WWI stories and Q&A’s with experts, a treasure hunt for children, market stalls, lunch and tea.

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We will remember them.

On Wednesday 22 April 2015, Premier Colin Barnett moved a motion in State Parliament thatcommemorated the centenary of ANZAC.

Terry Redman, Member for Warren-Blackwood, took the opportunity to read a poem written by hislate grandfather, Mr Frank Smith, who was a boy during the start of the First World War. Frank Smith

recalled standing at the back fence of his school in Bakers Hill as a child, seeing trainload afterttrainload of horses from all over our state and all destined for the Middle East.

While the history of the Australian Light Horsemen is widely known, it is often overlooked that thehorses were left behind. Some 136,000 Australian horses were sent overseas. A single horse returned.

As we acknowledge Remembrance Day on the morning of 11 November this year, with an equestriancommunity as strong as we have in Swan Hills, I’m proud to share Frank Smith’s poem with you all.

Frank Alban MLAState Member for Swan Hills

HHorses Coming HomeI had a dream the other nightWas as plain as plain could be

I saw a thousand horsemenRiding home across the sea

Those riders—when the war was wonShed tears and said goodbye

TTo leave a faithful horse behindMade many a strong man cry

But we’ll be back to take you homeThough hell should bar the wayAnd as ghost riders we will live

To ride and fight another day

So never fear four legged friendsWWhen our earthly days are throughA thousand suntanned horsemen

Will be coming back for you

Wave on wave of phantom ridersComing in across the sea

To meet their cobbers on Mt ClarenceWhat a marvellous sight to see

AAnd now the last post soundedMen and horses home to stay

And lots of green, green pasturesFor ever and a day

And that’s the scene I saw last nightAs plain as plain could be

A thousand Tenth Light HorsemenBBringing horses home across the sea.

Written by Frank Smith (1910 – 2004)Cranbrook, Western AustraliaReproduced with permission

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We will remember them.

On Wednesday 22 April 2015, Premier Colin Barnett moved a motion in State Parliament thatcommemorated the centenary of ANZAC.

Terry Redman, Member for Warren-Blackwood, took the opportunity to read a poem written by hislate grandfather, Mr Frank Smith, who was a boy during the start of the First World War. Frank Smith

recalled standing at the back fence of his school in Bakers Hill as a child, seeing trainload afterttrainload of horses from all over our state and all destined for the Middle East.

While the history of the Australian Light Horsemen is widely known, it is often overlooked that thehorses were left behind. Some 136,000 Australian horses were sent overseas. A single horse returned.

As we acknowledge Remembrance Day on the morning of 11 November this year, with an equestriancommunity as strong as we have in Swan Hills, I’m proud to share Frank Smith’s poem with you all.

Frank Alban MLAState Member for Swan Hills

HHorses Coming HomeI had a dream the other nightWas as plain as plain could be

I saw a thousand horsemenRiding home across the sea

Those riders—when the war was wonShed tears and said goodbye

TTo leave a faithful horse behindMade many a strong man cry

But we’ll be back to take you homeThough hell should bar the wayAnd as ghost riders we will live

To ride and fight another day

So never fear four legged friendsWWhen our earthly days are throughA thousand suntanned horsemen

Will be coming back for you

Wave on wave of phantom ridersComing in across the sea

To meet their cobbers on Mt ClarenceWhat a marvellous sight to see

AAnd now the last post soundedMen and horses home to stay

And lots of green, green pasturesFor ever and a day

And that’s the scene I saw last nightAs plain as plain could be

A thousand Tenth Light HorsemenBBringing horses home across the sea.

Written by Frank Smith (1910 – 2004)Cranbrook, Western AustraliaReproduced with permission

REMEMBRANCE DAY

On the night of September 22, 1943, a 29-year-old British Special Operations Executive

agent -- one of their top agents, renowned as the best shot the service had ever seen -- parachuted into occupied France. It sounds like the beginning of a spy movie, but it’s actually the real-life story of Pearl Witherington, one of World War II’s little-known female heroes! Witherington led a network of French Maquis resistance fighters as they fought the Nazis and even presided over the surrender of 18,000 German troops at the end of the war. Born in 1914 to British parents in France, Witherington was working at the British embassy in Paris when the German army invaded in 1940. She escaped to Britain with her mother and sisters, but was determined to find a way to fight back. She joined the SOE in June 1943; her trainers found her “cool and resourceful and extremely determined” and were astounded at her natural ability with a firearm. After she parachuted back into France, she spent eight months working as a courier for one of the SOE’s networks under the code name Marie, often posing as a traveling cosmetics saleswoman. When her superior was arrested Pearl took over as leader of 2,700 guerrillas to whom she was known as “Lieutenant Pauline” or simply “Mother”. She sabotaged the Michelin factory in Clermont–Ferrand, destroying 40,000 tyres destined for the German military and charmed a truculent French colonel into accepting orders from Allied HQ rather than acting independently. Her command of the resistance network, which grew to include over 3,500 French Resistance fighters at its peak, was so effective that the Nazis put a one million franc bounty on her head. At one point, in an effort to break the network, the Germans ordered thousands of troops with artillery to attack Witherington's force. She reported that the battle raged for fourteen hours and the Germans lost eighty-six men while the Maquis lost twenty-four "including civilians who were shot and the injured who were finished off." After the battle, she quickly regrouped and her network launched large scale guerrilla attacks which wreaked havoc on the German columns marching to the front. Among other successes, her force disrupted a key railroad line between the south of France and Normandy over 800 times, all the while suffering only a few casualties. After the war, Witherington was recommended for Britain’s Military Cross, but was deemed ineligible because she was a woman. Instead, she was offered the civil division of the award of Member of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire (MBE), which she declined, stating acidly “there was nothing remotely ‘civil’ about what I did. I didn't sit behind a desk all day.” However she did accept the Croix de Guerre, the Croix Légion d’Honneur and the Resistance medal from the French.

She later accepted a military division MBE. But what she considered her greatest honour came decades later in 2006: her parachute wings. She had done three training jumps, plus one operational jump, “but the chaps did four training jumps, and the fifth was operational - and you only got your wings after a total of five jumps,” she said. “So I was not entitled - and for sixty-three years I have been moaning to anybody who would listen because I thought it was an injustice.” Witherington died in 2008 at the age of 93, still living in France. For Witherington fighting the Nazis to protect her adopted homeland had never been in question: “I just thought, This is impossible. Imagine that someone comes into your home - someone you don’t like -- he settles down, gives orders: ‘Here we are, we’re at home now; you must obey.’ To me that was unbearable.” Cecile was one of sixty women in the SOE, known collectively as ‘Churchill’s Heroines’. Some were not long out of their teens. Others were middle–aged. Several were mothers. All of them were extraordinarily brave and went willingly into danger. Their task in Churchill’s words was “to set Europe ablaze”. Dropped behind enemy lines by parachute or fishing boat they helped to forge the “secret army” of resistance fighters that would prepare the way for the Allied invasion. Women agents could do what men could not: blend in. They were not combatants. Nor were the Nazis rounding up women for forced labour. Women could travel on trains or trams or ride bicycles with explosives hidden under their groceries without arousing

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Cecile Pearl Witherington Cornioley CBE (1914 – 2008)

as much suspicion as men. From 1941 SOE began recruiting women with language skills into the Women’s Auxiliary Air Force, the First Aid Nursing Yeomanry or the Auxiliary Transport Service before sending them for specialist training. Details mattered as the women had to pass as locals. One agent was uncovered because she looked right instead of left when crossing the road. For thirty-nine agents their destination was occupied France to work with the Maquis or Resistance. At least fifteen were executed, two were liberated from camps, one escaped and two died of natural causes. The rest made it home. Some of them such as Odette Sansom or Violette Szabo were celebrated in books and films. For most, however, their heroic bravery remains recorded only in dusty files or specialist tomes. But we shall remember them.

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EDUCATION

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ENTERTAINMENT

KOOKABURRA’S BACK - NOVEMBER PROGRAMME

Well, after an extensive (and expensive) renovation that delayed the opening of the

Hills popular venue, owner Linday Morris has advised that Kooraburra will be re-opening with a lovely film, The 100 Foot Journey, on Friday the 26th December, Boxing Day night. The twentieth programme is both varied and interesting:

Last Cab To Darwin (M) DramaScreens: Friday 20th, Saturday 21st and Sunday 22nd November.Stars: Michael Caton, Jacki Weaver , John Howard Rex, a Broken Hill taxi driver, has spent his life avoiding getting close to people. One day, he learns he is dying of stomach cancer. He doesn’t want to be forced to rely on anyone so he embarks on an epic journey through the Australian Outback from Broken Hill to die on his own terms. On the way he does things and meets people who force him to re-evaluate his life. Brilliant dramatic performance by Caton. Ricki And The Flash (PG) Drama/ComedyScreens: Friday 27th, Saturday 28th and Sunday 29th November.Stars: Meryl Streep, Kevin Kline, Rick Springfield, Mamie Gummer Streep (who stars opposite her real life daughter Mamie Gummer) plays Ricki, a guitar heroine who gave up everything for her dream of rock and roll stardom, but is now returning home to make things right with her family. The music sounds great with Springfield on guitar

and seasoned pros on bass, keyboard and drums. As expected, Streep delivers another outstanding performance.

The Walk (PG) Thriller Screens: in 3D Friday 4th and normal (2D) Saturday 5th & Sunday 6th December.Stars: Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Charlotte leBon, BenKingsley. As a boy, Philippe Petit (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) dreams of performing daring feats for dazzled crowds. As an adult, his life’s ambition comes true when he becomes a high-wire artist who stares death in the face with every step. Under the guidance of mentor Papa Rudy, the French daredevil devises a plan to walk on a tightrope attached to the north and south towers of the World Trade Center. With help from his team and against all odds, Petit attempts the seemingly impossible stunt on Aug. 7, 1974, to walk the immense void between the World Trade Center towers.

A Walk In The Woods (M) Action/AdventureScreens: Friday 11th, Saturday 12th and Sunday

13th December. Stars: Robert Redford, Nick Nolte, Emma Thompson Travel writer Bill Bryson (Robert Redford) takes a long-lost old friend (Nick Nolte) for a hike along the Appalachian Trail, which stretches more than 2,000 miles from Georgia to Maine. Along the way they encounter annoying fellow travellers, freezing weather conditions, uncomfortable accommodation, an irate husband on the loose and an unexpected face to face with a brown grizzly.

If you missed out on Swan Harmony Singers’ spring concerts in Darlington and

Maylands, you still have an opportunity to enjoy their music on Sunday 6th December in Swan View. The choir will be giving a festive season performance at the Salvation Army Church in Morrison Road, adding a Christmas flavor to the selection of old, new, blues and pop songs. The programme includes Verdi’s classic Chorus of the Hebrew Slaves, Lionel Ritchie’s Endless Love, Let the River Run from the movie Working Girl, the 1950’s torch song Cry Me a River, plus a perennial favourite from The Sound of Music. As ever, the concert will be followed by a convivial afternoon tea. The event is to be held at 3.30pm on Sunday 6th of December, 2015 at the Salvation Army

OLD SONGS, NEW SONGS, A FEW BLUE SONGS ...

Church, 371 Morrison Rd, Swan View (opposite Swan View Primary School) Tickets (including afternoon tea) cost adults $20, concessions $15, groups of ten or more $150. Children under 10 free.

Advance booking may be Mundaring Community Bank 9295 6411, or Anna on 9299 7249. For more details ring Anna Wright on 9299 7249. Swan Harmony Singers are looking forward to welcoming new members at the beginning of 2016. For more details, call Anna (9299 7249).


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STYLE BY KIRSTYSPRING RACING FASHION GUIDE

KIRSTY NOAKES

For the Everyday Girl, because if I wanted to wear Chanel I’d have to sell a kidney

Let's face it... We're not all going to the races in a pretty little Versace number. But does that

mean we can't look our absolute, stunning best? Hell no! Fast Fashion outlets quickly reproduce the fashions of the rich and famous so that we can all have our princess moment - whatever our princess budget may be. That being said, it is easy for a girl to get lost in the quogmire of choice. Dress or jumpsuit? Heels, flats or pumps? Hat or fascinator? Bag, no bag, dress with pockets, husband's pockets, where does the lipstick go, will it melt in there, what colour lipstick, maybe gloss...ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! Sigh.

-oOo- Here are some tips and tricks that will help you be your gorgeous best this Spring Racing season.

THE DRESS When you're shopping on a budget, be very picky about the fabrics you choose. Those thin, stretch materials that are body hugging can look cheap and nasty, no matter how rockin' your body is. Fabrics that have some weight to them just look naturally more luxe. And remember, racewear is generally a little more structured. Make sure your garment is finished well (i.e. seams, hems, buttons etc.) and clothing that is lined will wear better on your body. Clothes that don't fit well can be uncomfortable and look cheap. If your body shape makes it difficult to buy off the rack, shop a

size up and head to the alterations counter. Going to the races is an opportunity to glam up, it's not a chance to wear your nightclub gear during the day. 'Nough said.

THE SHOES Oh Shoes! How I Heart Thee! Look, I'm just going to go ahead and say it... Don't wear acrylic upper shoes. There are enough on-line and in-store outlet shops for you to get some affordable leather shoes. And believe me, you'll thank yourself! Those acrylic shoes get sweaty and smelly and you'll to take them off by lunch time. I love the Nine West and Wittners outlets at Harbour/Water Towns around the country - I've been to them all. Try to choose something complementary, but

not too matchy. It just seems to date your outfit back to the 00's (Naughties). Those super high platforms can leave you looking a little thick in the lower leg and make your outfit look clunky.

Choose a shoe that you can stand up in all day, and if you're really hell bent on carrying them home, pop a pair of roll up ballet flats in your bag. You're dressed like a lady, you may as well act like one too. ;-)

THE ACCESSORIES Be careful of over accessorising on race day. With your pretty outfit, shoes and fascinator all vying for the spotlight, a plethera of accessories can leave you looking more 'costumey' than 'put together'. Think about balancing your look, and where you want the attention to be. An elbow length shrug can make your arms look thinner and bring attention to your waist. Earrings can lengthen or shorten your neck, or look completely out of place with a large hat or fascinator. My suggestion would be a small drop earring (metalics go with everything and won't be so matchy), perhaps an additional small ring (if you're not already wearing engagement/wedding jewelry) and a structured crop jacket that compliments your outfit and body shape.

THE FASCINATOR Fascinators used to only reside in department stores during racing season. Now we have a

varying range, available in all colours, sizes, and budgets most of the year round. And whilst you can grab a little cutie for around $30 - $50 in Lovisa or Equip, I think you should spoil yourselves! To do so on a budget take a look at Facebook. Really, Facebook. You can find millinery and race wear Facebook groups that are selling new and second hand fascinators and even entire outfits. You can buy directly from the milliners or even Fashions of the Field winning outfits. Most fashions have only been worn once

and are selling at up to and above 50% off the original price. And if you’re in Perth and you’re picking up something worn in the races at Mt. Isa, who is going to know? My advice with these groups though is to Always Pay Through Paypal.

IN SHORT Be yourself. There is nothing prettier than inner confidence. Don't get too caught up in what others are wearing, or what the trends say. Enjoy getting dressed up and creating that gorgeous you from the inside out!

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CENTRELINK ONLINESTEVE BLIZARD

FINANCE

Continual legislative changes by the Federal Government to the Aged Pension and other

family benefits is resulting in a growing number of Australians requiring direct access to the relevant agency service. However, with new legislative changes that will impact up to 300,000 self-funded retirees after 1 January 2017, the government’s poorly designed policy measures will ultimately see an even greater number of retirees become reliant on the Federal Aged Pension. Despite claims made to the contrary in the May 2015 Federal Budget, the drift to ever bigger and broke government continues. In anticipation of the coming deluge of inquiries, the Department of Human Services has introduced more online options to communicate with Centrelink. For example, if benefit recipients are currently receiving an eligible income support payment, they will be able to simply transfer to the Age Pension without needing to complete the full claim form.

How does the Online system work? Within nine weeks of Age Pension eligibility, they will receive a letter from the Department, either in the mail or online, if registered. The letter will include an invitation to apply for a transfer to the Age Pension online. This should be a simpler process than having to initiate a new paper-based claim from scratch. If the recipient is already over sixty-five years of age before this new process was introduced, and they are eligible for the Age Pension, they can still complete the transfer online. To check if they are eligible, log onto humanservices.gov.au/agepension. The eligible income support payments include Austudy, Carer Payment, Disablity Support Pension, Newstart Allowance, Parenting Payment, Partner and Sickness Allowance, Special Benefit, Widow Allowance, Widow B Pension and Wife Pension.

To take advantage of the new process, it is necessary to be registered for a Centrelink online account via myGov at my.gov.au. Where a family member receives the Age Pension, and plans to travel overseas, they may need to find out if their travel will affect their entitlements. Human Services has simplified the process, so that pensioners can now notify the department of their overseas travel using their Centrelink online account through myGov, avoiding the inconvenience of having to visit a service centre. Pensioners can add, view, and update overseas travel details at the website and by answering a few simple questions, information is tailored to their circumstances about how travelling outside of Australia may affect their payment. The site will also recommend action that they should take before departure. There are some exceptions, including if a pensioner is paid under the terms of a social security agreement with another country or has returned to Australia within the last two years after having lived overseas and became a recipient of the Age Pension during this period. Commonwealth Seniors Health Card holders can travel overseas for up to nineteen weeks before their card is cancelled.

App bug caution As part of the new online solution, Human Services has also developed twelve applications for smartphones. But the phone apps, which are linked to the MyGov portal, have been panned by some users with the Express Plus Medicare and Express Plus Job Seekers coming in for the worst of the online complaints. The apps are so bad they are getting claimants kicked off benefits, according to complaining users. But Human Services defended its apps saying 3.7 million versions had been downloaded and they had been used to process over thirty-six million Centrelink and Medicare transactions. The department says the apps are the first of their kind in the world and, despite criticism, were constantly being improved. So for pensioners planning to use the online

solutions while overseas, it is probably a good idea to give the system a good trial run before heading off. For more information about overseas travel and the obligation to notify the Dept. of Human Services, visit humanservices.gov.au/paymentsoverseas or humanservices.gov.au/olderaustralians to learn about services available for seniors.

Iceland jails their GFC bankers Since the global financial crisis of 2008, Iceland has so far sentenced twenty-six bankers to a combined term of 74 years in prison. While Ben Bernanke, chairman of the US Federal Reserve at the time of the 2008 crash, now says U.S. prosecutors should have followed suit rather than simply attacking corporate wrongdoing, Iceland, with a population of only 330,000, is showing America how to put the bankers behind bars. In the events of the global meltdown that came to a head seven years ago, the financial damage in Iceland dwarfed the impact that hit the financial centres of New York and London. The implosion of the Icelandic financial system was the equivalent of 300 Lehman Brothers collapses in the U.S. Without a bailout forthcoming from the Iceland government, the entire financial industry in that small Arctic nation would have collapsed. While the wheels of justice turn, Iceland's economy has recovered remarkably well without the help from the banks. However, in a new development, every Icelander may now receive a payout from the sale of one of its three largest banks, namely, Íslandsbanki. If Finance Minister Bjarni Benediktsson has his way, Icelanders will be paid kr 30,000 after the government takes over ownership of the bank. Íslandsbanki would be second of the three largest banks under State proprietorship. Because Icelanders took control of their government, they effectively own the banks. Benediktsson believes this will bring foreign capital into the country and ultimately lead to a revitalised economy.Courtesy of roxburgh seCurities

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HAIRRAISING

GLENNYS MARSDON

THE IDLERThe Idle Thoughts of an Idle Mind

November marks the donning of fascinators, the squeezing of hips into tight dresses and the

art of perfecting ones balance while meandering through the streets in death defying heels. Amidst all that breathing in, squeezing and squishing there’s one person we’ve all come to rely on. One person, a relationship forged over countless hours of discussion, tears and in some cases champagne, that we cannot do without. They are perhaps the only person who truly knows the real us, the stripped back, panicked us. The one person we can rely on to listen, support, encourage and put us back on our feet, not once but six or more times a year. They ask nothing in return, apart from a small stipend, and don’t for a moment burden us with their own troubles. What friend would do that, I ask you? Doctor, no, parent, no, far more important … our hairdresser. Confidante, therapist, miracle worker, hairdressers and barbers are an integral part of our existence on this planet. You may think this a modern day phenomenon exacerbated by the plethora of women’s and men’s magazines, but you’d be wrong. Images of the humble hairdresser appeared way back in ancient drawings, Homer and Aristophanes wrote about their deft skills, and in Africa it was thought that a person’s spirit resided in their hair. Something for our young tennis players to ponder perhaps before etching another tribal motif into their locks. The art of rearranging follicles moved quickly from a job undertaken behind closed doors by slaves in ancient Rome, to a more widespread

activity in 1092CE, when Roman clergymen were ordered to remove their facial hair. By the 17th century the trade was considered a profession undertaken by household maids and valets. And so the art of washing, clipping and combing soon moved to augmenting, ornamenting and now styling. The humble hairdresser became a stylist. As the profession developed I’d ponder that one thing remained the same. Whether you’re Miley Cyrus s i t t i n g in a funky urban salon or Marie Antoinette perched on a padded stood in her boudoir, I’d bet there were two words both woman categorically did not want to hear from their hairdresser, especially when the festive season and its myriad of swanky soirees was just around the corner. Sure ‘oops’ can be a tad off putting, so too ‘the colour should fade in a few days’, or ‘you wanted to try something new today didn’t you?’ But these all pale in significance when compared to two small words … ‘I'm pregnant.’ Don't get me wrong. We love hearing these words from our friends, then it's all shrieks, hugs and tears. But there's one person we simply do not want to hear it from and I'm pretty sure I can speak for the whole sisterhood here when I nominate, our hairdresser. Years of unflattering cuts, tragic colours, and botched home attempts, litter a rite of passage that must be endured until you finally find … the one. That one person who you can rely on every eight weeks to put you back in order.

So when your hairdresser enthusiastically declares her impending motherhood, I fully understand that it takes you all your strength not to pick up the buzz razor and fashion a reverse Mohawk through the centre of her perfectly sculpted raven black bob. Word of warning ... if you're a hairdresser about to make a life changing announcement, please, please do not be offended if we don’t share your enthusiasm. It's just that we know our life is about to become ruled by our fickle follicles ... again. For a while I thought I'd found the answer in a freelance forty-something stylist, after all the chances of her becoming pregnant were balanced in my favour surely. However one day, one ordinary day, she too disappeared into oblivion never to be seen again. And so I found myself skulking back to a major corporate salon I'd used in the nineties.

Perhaps it was a case of absence makes the heart grow fonder, but I was thrilled with

the service I received on my return. Not only were the magazines post World War II, I was given a glass of champagne and placed in front of a television showing the latest Paris fashions, then came the

clincher. The simple day to day act of washing my

hair reached a whole new level when, lying

in the black leather vibrating massage chair, the apprentice worked his magic for a good fifteen minutes, all the

while checking on my personal level of pressure,

bliss. As I lay there numb beyond

belief I pondered what the ancient Romans would have made of this.

Was there a particular slave with a deft touch that all the patrons wanted to acquire? Was my apprentice the great, great, great, great grandson of one of the first Africans to acquire the skill? His rhythmic moves certainly suggested he’d already acquired the 10,000 hours it takes to perfect a skill. Perhaps it’s not such a bad thing to change hairdressers. Maybe it’s okay for them to procreate, I mean how else can we ensure the skills get passed on to the next generation? Still I don’t think I’d have wanted to be the one breaking the news of the royal hairdresser’s pregnancy to Henry the Eight … maybe that’s the real reason behind Anne Boleyn’s end.

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SAFESaving Animals From Euthanasia (SAFE) was founded by Sue Hedley in 2003. Since then SAFE has developed branches and networks across the state. SAFE’s dedicated work has had a positive impact on people, pets and wildlife. SAFE’s innovative foster care program provides temporary care for animals until a permanent home is found. This means there are no cages or time lines on an animal’s life. Your donation or bequest can ensure SAFE can continue its life saving work. Have a look at our website: www.safe.asn.au

KATHY THE CARER

POETRY

Have you ever wondered where

SAFE animals stay before they are adopted into their permanent homes? At SAFE we have a network of dedicated foster carers who provide temporary homes for our animals to get them real-world ready for their new families. We regularly get litters of motherless puppies and Kathy Bertola is one of our trusted puppy carers. Kathy and her daughters Orielle and Talise have opened their home to care for the tiniest of SAFE’s animals since 2011. After moving to Karratha from Christmas Island, where dogs are banned, they visited SAFE and came home with six-month-old blue heeler Max. He was meant to be a foster dog but was adopted soon after and now, four years later, Max is a much loved family member along with Daisy the Chihuahua, Phoenix the cat, five chooks and three goldfish. To date Kathy and her family have fostered over forty animals. They love having the puppies around, as do Max, Daisy and Phoenix, and are always up for the challenge whether it’s providing cuddles, training or vet visits. They even have a purpose built puppy run in the back yard. Kathy also sees part of her role to liase with potential adopters to help them be matched with the most suitable pup. SAFE has litters of puppies and kittens in foster homes like Kathy’s all year round. They are very well socialized as they are brought up in loving foster homes with all the goings on of a normal household and are also vet-checked. We have many puppies in Karratha, at their foster carer’s getting ready for adoption. If you are interested in adopting a dog call SAFE Karratha on 08 9185 4634. We can even fly our animals almost anywhere in WA or interstate thanks to our sponsors at QANTAS Air Freight and the Toll Group. You can feel confident adopting with us as our animals come with a “lifetime guarantee” which means if for any reason they are no longer able to stay in your care we will take them back without hesitation.

SAFE is a not for profit organisation that saves rehomeable animals from euthanasia. We have twelve branches around the state and are always in need of donations to pay vet bills. If you’d like to donate, information can be found on: www.safe.asn.au/How_to_help/Donate.html Have you considered volunteering? We have volunteers working effectively from all over the country performing all sorts of tasks. Our overheads are kept small as we rely on volunteers to care for the animals, take photographs, write profiles, co-ordinate photographers and profilers, do website content management, write stories for publications, do public relations and administrative work. At the moment we are particularly in need of fundraisers and marketers to raise funds to pay vet bills - every rescue animal has to be desexed, vaccinated and microchipped. We’d love to welcome more foster carers in Perth who we can receive animals from our remote branches. Fostering is a vital role as it provides rehabilitation, training, caring and loving of animals to prepare them for their new lives with permanent owners. People with writing skills who are confident to interview foster carers can make a valuable contribution by writing captivating, honest profiles of pets needing rehoming. If you’d like to make a difference and join our team of volunteers, please email [email protected] or phone us at SAFE Karratha at (08) 9185 4634.

THE VALLEYSHARON SWEENEY

know of a beautiful valleyIt’s a truly magical placeWhere people would go to heal

To learn, to love and embrace.The strength of times long pastVibrates in the very airYour very spirit feels truly aliveJust from walking there.

Huge rocks stand proud and tallSome sheared off like a tableYou sense the history they would tellIf only they were able.The landscape is inspiringBetter than any created by manBoulders nestled against the treesLike only nature can.

The magic hangs in the air,It’s there for all to seeIf only they would take the timeAnd act responsiblyThey want to destroy the valleys soulWith mans ideas of toysAnd threaten its very pulseWith a cacophony of noise.

Sit quietly in the valleyAnd breathe deeply of the airAnd truly see and truly hearThe depth of magic there.This land I feel is sacredA place of ancient ritesA place where you feel groundedYet soar to greater heights.

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ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS Glen Forrest GroupEvery Monday evening We meet at 7.00pm at the Glen Forrest Uniting Church, Mc Glew Rd, Glen Forrest. Call Dermot 0488 905 211 or John 0448 074 536 or the Perth Office (all hours) 9325 3566.

AUSTRALIAN BREASTFEEDING ASSOC. Discussion groups, guest speakers, morning tea. Free breastfeeding counselling. Expectant mothers, mothers, babies and children welcome. National Breastfeeding Helpline 1800 686 2686 is a 24 hour 7 days a week service.

Swan/Mundaring Group meets every Monday, 9:30-11:30am at the Gumnuts Family Centre, 8 Mudalla Way, Koongamia. A qualified ABA counsellor is present at each meeting to give confidential information and support on breastfeeding issues. Contact Natalie 9572 4971.

Kalamunda Group meets fortnighly on a Thursday, 9:30-11:30am at the Maida Vale Baptist Church, Edney Road, High Wycombe. Contact Jenny 9252 1996.

Northam Group meets each second Tuesday of the month at the Bridgeley Community Centre, Wellington Street, Northam 10am to Noon.Fourth Tuesday each month at Toodyay Playgroup, Stirling Terrace, Toodyay. Noon to 2pm. Please phone Louisa 9574 0229.

HILLS CHRONIC PAIN SUPPORT GROUP1st Wednesday of each month Hilltop Grove Estate, 1645 Jacoby Street, Mahogany Creek. Morning tea provided, between 10.30 - 12.00 noon.Enquiries Terina 9572 1655.

THE HILLS CHOIRMonday Evenings Do you enjoy singing and joining with others to make beautiful music? Come and join the Hills Choir. We meet from 7.30 to 9.30pm at the Uniting Church on Stoneville Road, Mundaring. Contact Margie on 9295 6103 for further information.

SWAN VALLEY SQUARES – ELLENBROOKEvery Friday Night Modern Australian Square Dancing from 8.00 pm – 10.00 pm Woodlake Community Hall, 1 Highpoint Blvd, Ellenbrook. Friendly, fun and low cost. No previous experience necessary. All Welcome. Contact Greg Fawell 0417 912 241 or www.swanvalleysquares.weebly.com

GUILDFORD MARKETThird Sunday of every month At Guildford Town Hall, Corner of James and Meadow Streets. 9am - 3pm. Situated in the heart of Guildford, within five minutes walking distance from the Guildford Train Station, a visit to the Guildford Market is sure to please.

With a diverse and unique array of locally handcrafted products and produce, there will be something of interest for all. From garden ornaments, homemade jams and relishes to handmade soy candles, cards, bags, cushions, children’s toys, bears, baby and children’s wear. Individually designed and crafted glassware, jewellery and beautifully made wood products and so much more to tempt you. Make a day of it, stroll around the markets and then take the time to wander about the heritage listed town of Guildford. Enjoy a picturesque Heritage Walk Trail or pay a visit to the antique, art and craft shops along the cafe strip. Enquiries: Bromwyn, 6278 4252.

MORRIS DANCINGAll welcome. It’s like bush dancing, with sticks and bells. It’s aerobic exercise and great fun!Tuesdays 7-9pm practice, Guildford Town Hall, cnr James St and Meadow St, Guildford. And drinks later at the Woodbridge Hotel with live Irish music For more information please contact:Christine Hogan: 9279 8778Email: [email protected]: madtattersmorris.Myclub.Org.Au

BASKERVILLE FAMILY PLAYGROUP - EMPTY SESSION – Friday Mornings Baskerville Family Playgroup has a free session on Friday mornings in a ‘ready to play’ facility, great toys and resources as well as a fenced playground. Set in lovely rural surrounds, at Baskerville Memorial Hall, Baskerville. Normal playgroup costs apply. ($25 per family/term, $30 annual insurance fee to Playgroup WA)Phone 9296 1976 or 0419 922 791 or check our webpage www.swanvalleycommunitycentre.com

MUSTARD SEED - DISCOVERING COMPUTERS Mustard Seed is a non-profit organisation and caters for all aspects of everyday computing. Ability levels from beginners onwards. Do you want help with Windows 10? Have an iPad and don’t know what it will do? We can help. Cost is $3 per session. To gain a place enrol now. Forms and information are available. Phone 9299 7236 or 0416 815 822 or E. [email protected]

ELLENBROOK COMMUNITY WEIGHT LOSS CLUBEvery Wednesday evening We meet from 6.45pm to 8.00pm at the Woodlake Community Hall, Meeting room 1. Highpoint Blvd, Ellenbrook. Friendly support group and low cost. Male and females of all ages welcome. Contact Shirley 9276 7938 [email protected].

SWAN WOODTURNERS GROUP The group meets in the rear hall of The Senior Citizens’ Centre, The Avenue, Midland, at 1-00pm.

on 1st, 3rd, 4th, and 5th. Tuesday, and at 7-00pm. on 2nd Tuesday of each month. A demonstration and cuppa are the norm. Men and Women are welcome. Enquiries to Ted 9295 4438.

TALKING HORSESWednesday evenings 6:00pm The WA Horse Council equestrian radio program is now in its seventh year. The programme is broadcast on the Community Radio Station 91.3 SportFM. To ensure that your club, event, breed or business gets coverage, call Diane Bennit 0409 083 617.

SWAN VALLEY COMMUNITY CENTREMonday Mornings The Art Group meets at Baskerville Hall from 9am – 12pm for just $5.00 per session. The group leader is Gilly, she can help and advise with most media. Feel free to come and have a look and meet our local artists – they are a very friendly lot, new members welcome!For more information call 9296 1976 or email [email protected]: www.swanvalleycommunitycentre.com.

TUESDAY BADMINTON CLUBTuesdaysJoin us for Social Badminton from 9am - 11am at Brown Park Recreation Centre. Beginners Welcome. Contact Miriam 9274 5058.

SWAN HARMONY SINGERS WednesdaysCome and sing with us! Swan Harmony Singers is a community choir that meets, 7-9pm, to sing music ranging from jazz to pop, plus the occasional classic. No auditions. Join us at the Salvation Army Church Hall, 371 Morrison Rd, (opposite Swan View Primary School), Swan View. Enquiries: call Anna on 9299 7249, or Chris on 9298 9529 or 0435 062 728.

ELLENBROOK AND DISTRICT MENS SHED InC. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday We are open at 4 Transit Way Ellenbrook from 10.00am to 3.00pm. Potential members can turn up on those days and there will be someone to explain what we do and give membership details. Annual fees are low and members can do their own thing, participate in projects for the community or simply just come in for a chat and a cuppa. We are considering extending our days to include Saturdays or evenings if there is enough interest.

HILLS SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA’S END OF YEAR CONCERT Saturday, November 28 Hills Symphony Orchestra’s final concert for the year will be held at 7.30 pm at the Midland Town Hall. The best features from the previous fiveconcerts held in 2015 will be featured.Tickets $10 adult, $5 children.Bookings 9295 6411, or 9293 4313 A/h.

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Kalamunda Dramatic Society WA (KADS) PO Box 89, KALAMUNDA WA 6926

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SEASON COMMENCES 13TH NOVEMBER 2015 AND FINISHES ON THE 5TH DECEMBER 2015. SHOWS ARE HELD ON WEDNESDAY, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY EVENINGS,

WITH A SPECIAL MATINEE FOR ALL ON SUNDAY, 22nd NOVEMBER. Ticket Prices are $20 for Wednesday and Friday performances. Your ticket for $30 on Saturdays includes a 'Fish and Chip' supper. Get Your Tickets NOW!!!

Tickets are available via Lucky Charm Newsagency on 9257 2668.

For group bookings and other enquiries, contact Terry Hackett on 9293 4746.

KALAMUNDA DRAMATIC SOCIETY PRESENTS

QUARTET Written by RON HARWOOD – Directed by TERRY HACKETT

THE FINAL KADS PRODUCTION OF 2015

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Delicious Divas & Mischievous Maestros!

A very dramatic, sometimes wicked comedy of operatic proportions.

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