summer 2011 pre-season issue
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Summer 2011 Pre-Season IssueTRANSCRIPT
Blue Diamond League Vol. 1
Backyard Sports Club
Backyard Sports Club was created for people
who enjoy sports and are looking for new and
fun ways to meet people. The founders of this
league have been playing organized, adult
recreational sports for many years. After
playing in the first ever Wiffle Ball Tournament,
this past year, we decided Wiffle Ball is the
perfect backyard sport for
everyone to add into their
arsenal of sports. So…we
created this league to
share this fun experience
with all of our friends and
all of their friends and their friends, and so on
and so forth…………..
A Lil Sum Sum about
Backyard Sports Club….
8 REGISTERED TEAMS
Pilot Media Bombers
Wiffle Dat Azz
Wiffler’s Mom
Loose Cannons
Roscoe’s Chicken N’ Wiffles
Holey Balls in Your Mouth
Take a Wiff of This
Sloppy Seconds
Greetings Wiffleballers!
Welcome to the first season of what is going to be the best Wiffle Ball League in the Hampton Roads area! Seeing
that this is the first season, we are all newbies to the game. We are extremely thrilled about this season, it’s been a
long time coming. We hope that all of you have a fun and are just as jazzed up about it as we are. We also hope to
see all of you out at our sponsor bar, Uno Chicago Grill, after the games. If you have any questions, comments,
thoughts, brilliant idea, stories, or if you want to add anything into our weekly newsletter, please email James Salgado
or Charm Reyes at [email protected] .
See you on Thursday,
♥ Charm & James
Date Thursday, June 30
th 2011
Time 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm
Location Azalea Little League Complex 1130 Pineridge Rd Norfolk, VA
Who Registered players and those that just want to come see what Wiffleball is all about!
Join Us!
Contact
Webpage
Join us for open practice before the regular season begins and make sure you stop by Uno Chicago Grill for the Meet-in-Greet immediately after the scrimmage!
If you have any questions, need directions, want to know the rules, please contact James Salgado or Charm Reyes.
www.backyardsportsclub.com
Wiffleball Scrimmage & Meet-n-Greet
Backyard Sports Club [email protected] / www.backyardsportsclub.com / check us out on Facebook
Kohen Jewish
Community Council
& Library Celebrates…
About our Charities
Week 1 Schedule Thursday, July 7th 2011
Drink of The Week
6:30 Games • Holey Balls in Your Mouth vs. Roscoe’s Chicken N’ Wiffles – Field
1 • Wiffle Dat Azz vs Sloppy Seconds – Field 2 • Pilot Media Bombers vs. Wiffler’s mom – Field 3 7:30 Games • Take a Wiff of This vs. Holey Balls in Your Mouth – Field 1 • Sloppy Seconds vs. Roscoe’s Chicken N’ Wiffles – Field 2 • Pilot Media Bombers vs. Loose Cannons – Field 3
Hop Skip and Go Naked Ingredients • 4 cups Vodka • 5 cans frozen concentrate Lemonade • 24 cans of beer
Instructions Combine all ingredients with a big bag of ice in a cooler, Stir Well!!!
To submit a drink of the week, please email Name of drink, Ingredients, and Instructions on how to make it to [email protected]
Bachelors of the Week
Q: What team do you play for? A: Take a Wiff of This Q: Do you play any other sports? A: Baseball and basketball, I’m a beast on the diamond. I’m even on a adult travel team! Q: Do you have any pre-game rituals? A: I sure do! Get drunk the night before. Playing hungover is what I do best. Q: Any tattoos or piercings we should know about? A: Nope. Q: If you could have 1 superpower, what would it be? A: I’d fly Q: Backstreet Boys or N’Sync? A: Backstreet’s back alright….. Q: Blondes or Brunettes? A: Brunettes Q: What’s your favorite shot? A: Whiskey Q: What are your plans for this weekend? A: I’ll be out and about…
Q: What team do you play for? A: Take a Wiff of This Q: Do you play any other sports? A: Baseball, Basketball, Golf and Kickball Q: Do you have any pre-game rituals? A: Drink beer, think about stretching Q: Any tattoos or piercings we should know about? A: Tats on both arms, and used to have both ears pierced Q: If you could have 1 superpower, what would it be? A: Fly Q: Backstreet Boys or N’Sync? A: Neither (editor’s note: unacceptable, TAYLOR!) Q: Blondes or Brunettes? A: Brunettes Q: What’s your favorite shot? A: Jack Daniels Q: What are your plans for this weekend? A: Hopefully get kinda drunk and watch some fireworks.
Robert Baham Taylor Blair
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The Dos and DONTs
• DO NOT bring alcoholic beverages to the field….or at least be discreet about it! • DO clean up after yourselves! Unfortunately, maid service was cut out of Backyard
Sports Club’s budget due to the economy. • DO be friendly to the Refs: Please do not yell at them…just remember, you’re the one
that will look like a jerk if you yell at them. • DO NOT be “that guy.” We do not own Uno Chicago Grill or the premises around it; so
when you do something stupid, you’re not excluded from any laws just because you are wearing a Backyard Sports Club t-shirt.
• DO NOT leave a fellow wiffleballer behind; we take care of our own. Don’t let your
teammate drink like a champ and drive home. Find the closest decent looking guy/gal, introduce them, and have them go home together.
• DO NOT be bitter. It’s super important that if you end up having a “sleep over” with a
fellow wiffleballer, be cool with them for weeks to follow. We’re a small community, you’re gonna end up seeing them all season! When they drop you off at your car, hug it out, smile…and say “hi” the following week.
• DO NOT try to guess that persons name! • DO go to our sponsor Bar, Uno Chicago Grill. It’s what the cool kids are doing. • DO NOT fight! This is a fun league, HAVE FUN! If you fight, fun’s over for you, you’ll be
kicked out. • DO always wear your Backyard Sports Club shirt. I know laundry once a week may be
too much, so it’s cool if you go a couple weeks without washing….unless you’ve got bad B.O. like Robbie Wright!
**DISCLAIMER** Nothing in the Backyard Sports Club Newsletter is to be taken seriously, except for the schedules and scores! Please send scores, recaps, pictures, questions, funny quotes, and/or any information that you would like to be added into the week’s newsletter to [email protected]