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S U N DAY, M AY 1 5 , 2 0 1 6 | PA RA D E .CO M

The cast of ABC’s

Black-ish talks fun and

games—and the

serious business

of making family TV

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WALTER SCOTT’S

Now that she’s had a baby, will Rose Byrne return to acting?—Jenny C., Sidney, OhioA: The Aussie actress, 36, who gave birth to son Rocco in Febru-ary—dad is boyfriend Bobby Cannavale, star of HBO’s Vinyl—stock-piled several films before getting pregnant. You can see her on-screen in The Meddler (currently in theaters), Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (May 20) and X-Men: Apocalypse (May 27). But one place you’ll never see her: onstage at a comedy club. “I could never do stand-up,” she says. “My comedy comes from character stuff, not necessarily from jokes.”

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Email your questions for Walter Scott to [email protected]

After his multiple Emmys for AMC’s Breaking Bad and his Golden Globe nomination for the movie Trumbo, the Hollywood native, 60, reprises his Tony-winning Broadway role as President Lyndon B. Johnson in HBO’s All the Way, premiering May 21. How would you describe LBJ? He was complex and he was simple, so everything seems to be contradictory. He could be extremely empathetic or dishearteningly distant, depending on what he thought was the greater good for that particular moment.Wasn’t he known to use his height to be physically intimidating? He was 6 feet 4 inches tall, a big guy, and he used it. They even gave it a name: “The Johnson Treatment.” That’s why when we were casting, I men-tioned it would help if we looked for actors that were shorter than me to help get that sense. I also wore lifts to get my height up there. How’s your memoir coming along? It’s going to be called ALife in Parts, and it comes out Oct. 18. I look back and I real-ize I’ve had a pretty colorful life. Not a childhood that I would want for others, but, as a storyteller, I realize that only challenging, unfor-tunate experiences make good stories. What’s next for you? I have a movie com-ing in July, The Infil-trator. It’s based on a true story about a U.S. Customs agent who infiltrated the Medellín cartel in order to bring about the largest drug bust and arrest in customs history.

I really enjoyed Jennifer Nettles in Dolly Parton’s Coat of Many Colors. Does she have any more act-ing projects coming up?

—Candy H.,Fort Worth, Texas

A: Though the former Sugarland singer, 41, got raves as Roxy Hart in Chicago on Broadway last year and played (young) Parton’s mom in the hit NBC TV movie, she’s

now back to country music. The Grammy-winning singer just released her second solo album, Playing With Fire, which she describes as a “ton of sass and emo-tion and fun.”

list on out.

WALTER SCOTT ASKS ... BRYAN CRANSTON

How does Cranston think LBJ ranks in terms of U.S. presidents? Go to

Parade.com/cranston to find out.

LovelyLilyLily Tomlin, 76, still makes us laugh and warms our hearts, from the 2015 movie Grandmato the critically acclaimed

Grace and Frankie, alongside her Nine to Five (1980)co-star Jane Fonda, which just kicked off its second season. Here are

Detroit native.

pre-med major at Wayne State University.

worked as a waitress at Howard Johnson’s on Broadway.

3. Her 1972

This Is a Recording,featured Ernestine, the telephone operator she developed on the ABC sketch

comedy show Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In.

4. She received an Academy Award nomina-

tion for Best Supporting

Nashville (1975).

woman to appear solo in a Broadway show, 1977’s Appearing Nitely.

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The annual World Board-gaming Championships

take place July 25–31 near Pittsburgh and draw 2,000

competitors from around the world. The Boardgame Players Association helps

decide which 100 games are played in competition each

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“Sometimes I feel like a scout from my gen-eration, sent out ahead to experience in my fifties what even the healthiest boomers are going to experience in their sixties, seventies, or eighties.” —Slate founder and Vanity Fair columnist Michael Kinsley, from Old Age: A Beginner’s Guide (Tim Duggan Books), $18, amazon.com

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ITTY BITTY BLTSPreheat oven to 400°F. Bake ¾ lb thick-cut bacon on a rimmed baking sheet 10–12 minutes or until crisp, turning once or twice. Cool on a paper-towel-lined plate. Cut into 2-inch pieces. Cut 5–6 leaves romaine lettuce, tough stems removed, into 2-inch strips. Stir together ¼ cup mayonnaise and 2 tsp minced chives. Spread mayo on 12 slices of lightly toasted pumpernickel cocktail bread. Top each with 1–2 slices plum tomato, 2–3 pieces bacon and lettuce. Top with remaining bread slices, securing with a toothpick. Makes 12.

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Combine 1 cup water, ¾ cup red wine vinegar, 1 tsp coriander seeds, 1 tsp mustard seeds, 1 tsp allspice berries, 5 whole cloves and 2 bay leaves, lightly torn, in a small sauce-pan. Bring to a boil, reduce heat to medium-low and simmer 1 minute. Place 24 large red seedless grapes in a heatproof bowl. Pour vinegar mixture over grapes. Cool to roomtemperature, cover and refriger-ate at least 2 hours. To serve, drain grapes and pat dry. Cut 4 oz blue cheese into 24 cubes. Spear 1 pick-led grape and 1 cube cheese on each of 24 decorative picks. Makes 24.

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“I will confess: Any game that I could cheat at

[as a kid], I enjoyed. And if I win, oh, I gloat. It can be 18

years from now, and I’ll be like, ‘Hey, remember

that time I whooped ya ass? Hah!’”

“My family does jigsaw puzzles. My mom [Diana Ross] and my sisters are really big on those. My mom will dump a box

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Don’t you have to have a poker face? I use my face to tell people what I am

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“My most fun family night was playing Dance Central. It got so intense.

We tied, like, 11 times, and we had to keep

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“Our family game is Monopoly with my bubba,

my mama and my two brothers. My brother, oh my goodness, he’s going

to be on Wall Street. He always wins,

and he’s 7.”

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“Yeah, sometimes I’ll throw a game for my

little cousins—because, man, their faces. Their faces are so awesome,

and I don’t want them to cry.”

“When I win I’m like, ‘Yeah! I did it! In yo’ face!’

Basically a touchdown dance. I do a little pop locking, mixing a little

robot in there.”

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Ask MarilynBy Marilyn vos Savant

Send questions to marilyn @ parade.com

Bloodhounds are known to have the best sense of smell in the dog world. Why don't we ever see them sniffing for drugs or explosives?

—J.I., Massapequa, N.Y.

Other traits, such as trainability and temperament, are just as im-portant. Otherwise, we might see leashed jackals sniffing around airports. (Jackals have an even better sense of smell.) Doggie detectives must excel at work that may require them to focus in novel, noisy or frightening envi-ronments, not be too friendly with strangers and love to work hard for a reward, such as a romp with their handlers. Bloodhounds are great for manhunts, but different breeds are better suited for other purposes.

I once owned a house that was the second of 10 on a gravel road. The neighbor in the 10th house proposed buying new gravel, with each neighbor paying one-tenth of the cost. I disagreed as I used only two-tenths of the road, and he used the entire road. What should our shares have been? —Randall Hancock, Bloomington, Ind.

I think everyone should share the cost equally. The first neighbor needs to pay only for the first tenth of the road, but then the second neighbor needs to pay only for the second tenth (the first tenth is paid by the first neighbor), and so forth, with the last neighbor ultimately needing to pay only for the last tenth of the road.

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Sunday With...

Just in time for the 100th birthday of the National

Park Service, former first lady Laura Bush and

daughter Jenna Bush Hager share their love of our

country’s national parks—and encourage us to

read—with their new children’s book, Our Great Big Backyard (HarperCollins). —Maria Ricapito

“When I was growing up, we’d go to church and brunch with my par-ents. Then my twin, Barbara, and I spent the rest of the day playing outside, turning suburban Dallas

into a magical place, roaming alleys and picking wildflowers and

weeds for our mom.”

“Sunday is a day for George and me. We go to church, have lunch and then

George usually plays golf and I go on a walk with friends. He sometimes watches sports, and many of my

favorite shows air on Sundays too. Then we always have Mexican food

for supper.”

LAURA

SUNDAY AT OUR HOUSE

“When we were little, my sister and I would go on walks with our dad or spend all day outside making crafts or riding horses.”

Wearing goggles in the Grand Canyon when a huge sandstorm blew through to protect her hard con-

tact lenses. “I was a nerd in a national park!”

GREAT OUTDOOR MEMORIES

GREAT INDOOR MEMORIES

“Mom and Dad reading to me and my sister every night when we were little. Now I read

to my girls every night.”Working as a teacher and public school librarian.

Getting engaged to husband Henry Hager on Cadillac Mountain in

Maine’s Acadia National Park at sunrise after an eight-mile hike.

Going on a Grand Canyon 40th birthday trip with four longtime friends from Mid-land, Texas. “I’ve hiked with

them in every national park!”

MAGICMOMENT

Acadia (engagement destination!), followed by Big Bend in Texas (“Like the rest of West

Texas, it’s vast and the sky is endless”).

Yosemite (“with those gorgeous, tough-to-climb High Sierras”)

followed by Big Bend.

FAVORITEPARK

Rode a horse for the first time at age 3 near Big Bend National Park.

Re-created Grand Canyon trip with her friends for her 60th birthday, this

time with their daughters.MILESTONE

Contributing correspondent on NBC’s Today

show.

Founder of the Texas Book Festival and the National Book Festival in Washington, D.C.;

chair of the Women’s Initiative at the George W. Bush Institute. “Promoting literacy

is something that’s really important to me and that I’ll work on forever.”

POINT OF PRIDE

“Show an adventurous spirit to your kids . . .and read!”

“Encourage kids to play outside and be in nature . . .and read!”

PARENTAL ADVICE

LAURA BUSH AND JENNA BUSH HAGER

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