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Are you addicted to computer? What’s up with all the trash of the computer? Jokes :)

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    Are you addicted ...?You Might be Addicted to the Internet if...

2. Tech Support calls "You" for help.
3. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL.
4. Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome.
5. You want to meet a girl/guy and your first impulse is to turn on your computer.
6. You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences.
7. You begin to say heh heh heh instead of laughing.
8. When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"
9. You turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won't know you are online again.
10. You have an identity crisis if someone else is using an s/n close to your own.
11. You change s/n's so much that you have to get your profile to see who you are.
12. Your dog leaves you.
13. You have to ask what year it is.
14. You are doing things more and more that you swore you would never, ever do when you first found chat.
15. You write a letter like this..."dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well i gotta go bbl!"
16. You name your pets after people with whom you talk online.
17. You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from people who have you on their buddy lists (::cringe::).
18. You don't know where the time has gone.
19. The computer is full of trash.
20. I've bookmarked www.mycleanser.com.What about you?