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May 2011 Issue 397Dubai Edition

31 GIGS IN 31 DAYS!MUSIC MARATHON: SEE A DIFFERENT GIG EVERY DAY FOR THE MONTH OF MAY

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ContentsFeatures1831 days of musicQuit your ‘lack of culture’ complaining – we’ve found live music for every night throughout the whole month of May

30The best breakfastsin DubaiBacon and eggs, tea and toast, full Irish fry-ups, French fare and more, the best places to go for breakfast, bar none

36Culture clubsA new breed of arty hangouts to try, offering everything from theatre workshops and galleries to bike rental and studio space

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14SalaamThe month of May sorted, including what’s hot and not, Geordiebird's visit to the XL beach club, the man behind Backstage Theatre Group and the guess list

40FilmsThe newest releases, including comic action from Green Lantern and the latest X-Men movie, plus cartoon capers with Kung Fu Panda 2

43Eating outA gutful of foodie news, including the UAE’s most exciting new dishes, a rejuvenated Rib Room, French fancies at Le Classique, drinks at Jetty Lounge and The Critic on the San Pellegrino Awards

57ArtWater-inspired pieces by US-artist Laleh Khorramian, music with CMA, a chat with James Clar and the exhibitions you need to see this month

65ShoppingThe What’s On men get shirty with Dubai tailors, Sophia answers your sartorial head-scratchers, May’s must-reads and the newest shops to open their doors

73 Win, win, winBrunches, a mini-break, gyms, spas and Dhs1,000 of CDs are all up for grabs. Feeling lucky?

The round-up

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p4375Mind & bodyA spa trip to Zighy Bay, treatments from China and Bali, beauty bargains and a plastic surgeon gives us the inside scoop on going under the knife

85Sport & outdoorHow to fish in the UAE, learning to snowboard and Mr Fitness transforms you from flab to fab

92Music The spot light is on Columbian Fatiniza, plus the dance floors you need to be seen on this month

97TravelUnparalleled luxury in the Maldives, we get adventurous with Paul Oliver and the tastiest travel deals on the market

105Hot listThe best of the best. Who will top the charts in the world of spas, bars, restaurants and brunches?

122BackchatCatboy turns into Del Boy in his quest to shift some household junk

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First off, Shake Shack likes to refer to the core of Concrete, frozen custard, as ‘what happens when soft serve shacks up with premium ice cream’. Their frozen custard is made in a real custard machine, which spins it at ridiculous speeds into a dense, soft, intensely rich consistency; see it for yourself.

To make Concrete, Shake Shack starts with three scoops of Frozen Custard - also available on its own – that are blended at high speed with any of their Shack-made mix-ins. Customers can order one of their specialties, such as Shack Attack, Upper West Slide or The Great White Way, or they can make one of their own from a variety of mix-in ingredients.

IT’S AN ART, NOT A FACTORY - MADE PART

How many times have you ordered a burger and asked yourself, “That doesn’t look like it does in the picture?” That’s because what was shown in the picture was a work of design art, but what made its way to you at other burger places went through a factory process, producing uniform pieces such as perfectly round beef patties and machine sliced tomatoes. Did you request a jigsaw puzzle for lunch?

The art of making a truly great burger boils down to the ingredients: a great burger is hand rolled with high quality American Black Angus ground beef, not a thin patty that originated on a conveyer belt.

The toppings & sauces are equally important to the taste. Fresh, ripe plum tomatoes are the perfect vegetable complement to the ShackBurger, large enough to

add to the flavor of the beef without being drowned out by the ShackSauce. Not overpowering enough to make you forget you are eating a carnivorous delight. ShackSauce is the ultimate in secret sauces. Mayonnaise based sauces are a dime a dozen, and really aren’t a sauce! ShackSauce truly is unique, as is the rest of the burger; and is the finishing touch on an individual work of dining art.

But what about the fries? Sure, a great burger is a great burger, but if the fries are shriveled and limp, what’s the point in going only halfway? Shake Shack’s French fries are made from Yukon Gold potatoes, and are 100% free of artificial trans fats, making them some of the crunchiest fries around. There’s also 25% less fat than most fries, so go ahead, crunch away!

One of the newest additions to the Mall of the Emirates is the much talked-about Shake Shack ‘Q’. Not to be confused with Shake Shack itself, the ‘Q’ can be considered a companion to the tasty burger ‘shack’, a sister brand if you will, that has its own vibrancy, character and life defined by the people in it.

Made famous by the long line, or queue (hence ‘Q’), of people waiting to order from Shake Shack in the world’s busiest city, New York, the ‘Q’ has received as much recognition as the burgers. Known as the ‘City that never sleeps’, to see a long queue of people waiting for a burger was beyond belief

to New York City’s residents, and thus gave birth to the ‘Q’, a line now known around the world.

The line became so famous – especially since New Yorkers themselves are famous for being always on the go and never slowing down - that Shake Shack introduced the Shack Cam. The Cam, a live webcam that operates during the Madison Square Park location’s working hours, lets the residents of NYC see how long the line is at any point in their day (check out the ‘Q’ yourself at www.shakeshack.com).

Shake Shack - America’s modern day “roadside” burger stand – is now in Dubai serving the most delicious burgers, hot dogs, Fries, frozen custard and more! But there is a story to how a humble little NYC ‘shack’ grew to gain world-wide recognition and fame.

Upon opening the windows to their first location in New York City’s Madison Square Park in 2004, Shake Shack immediately became a neighborhood fixture, with New Yorkers, tourists and people from all walks of life gathering to enjoy some Shack goodness.

Remarkably, New Yorkers welcomed the wait, happy to be together amongst friends and strangers in the name of delicious food, in a

simple, fantastic setting. The media took note as well; the ShackBurger, Hot Dog and Frozen Custard have been highlighted as being amongst the best in New York, by numerous media outlets over the years.Magazines like New York Magazine labeled the ShackBurger the best burger in the city, while newspapers such as the UK’s Daily Mail and the New York Post raved about it, marking Shake Shack as the new ‘it destination’ for burgers.

With excellent reception for the great taste of their menu sweeping from one side of America to the other, the rest, as they say, is burger history.

Shake Shack was introduced to New York by Union Square Hospitality

Group “USHG”, a dining and hospitality group founded by Danny Meyer, that includes some of New York’s most beloved and highly acclaimed restaurants. USHG boasts an impressive array of awards, as well as the honor of having two group restaurants compete with each other for the past decade for the #1 and #2 spots on Zagat Survey’s Most Popular Restaurants in New York. Each USHG restaurant is lovingly hand-crafted and distinctive, and each strives to distinguish itself for its unparalleled cuisine and warm hospitality.

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‘What’s On, eh? OK, tell me… what’s on?’ Ah, if only I had a dirham for every time I heard that. I’d have at least enough to buy a copy of What’s On. In fact, if the person wheeling out that whacky old one-liner to me this time round had just bought a copy in the first place, he could have saved us both some time. But, it’s nice to be nice, as my mam always says, so… “Yeah,” I replied,” there’s loads of stuff coming up.” “Rubbish,” he retorted. “There’s never anything on in Dubai.”I wasn’t expecting that. And I wasn’t having it, either. And so, for the benefit of ‘Mr There’s Never Anything On’ and, well, just because I like being right, What’s On proudly presents our 31 Gigs In May feature. 31! That’s a gig a day, every day, throughout the entire month, from Joe Cocker and Hurts (both of who we’re giving away a chance to meet), to Snoop Dogg, Roxette and more. How do you like them apples, whacky boy?Of course, features ideas aren’t usually born from random conversations – they’re usually down to lots of team meetings, with meticulous planning, as we go over everything with a fine tooth comb, leaving no stone unturned… Something we, er, didn’t do for another of this month’s big features, either, which came about like this: “I’m starving. Where can we go for breakfast?” “Dunno – wish someone would just tell me where’s good…” BOOM: 25 top spots to enjoy breakfast in Dubai, courtesy of Team What’s On.

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The bite-sized low-down on what is happening this May

Salaam!

What’s notAu revoir Rive Gauche

The closure of one of one of Dubai’s best French eateries brings a deep sadness to

our hearts and a grumble to our bellies. Its understated elegance will be missed.

Adieu, mon ami.

Ridiculous signage (again)So, it seems that rubbish road signs are

like buses – as soon as you notice one, you begin to see dozens of them. This month’s gripe is with an ad littering SZR with the

nonsensical phrase, “Even in its playfulness, it’s Original” for cheese spread.

Hidden speed trapsSo you’re driving along and suddenly an

innocuous-looking grey pole flashes at you. Now, call us dim, but we thought speed

cameras were supposed to be easy to see so they warn people to slow down – not to sneakily snap you. Tell that to the new one

on SZR.

What’s hotGaucho opening

Carnivores sharpen your knives, as the legendary Argentinean steakhouse has announced

it’s coming to the UAE. Expect to fight for places, despite at

its 400-seat location next door to Zuma.

www.gauchorestaurants.co.uk

Yacht for saleIf you needed proof that you can actually buy anything online, we

found a 101ft luxury yacht selling for a cool Dhs19 million on Dubizzle.com the other day. What's next? Selling a

spaceship on Facebook? We'll get our credit card.

www.dubai.dubizzle.com

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Guess list What our little dicky birds are telling us this month

65% DEPECHE MODEThere are mutterings that the kings of 1980s electronic will soon be donning their flip-flops and rocking a stage in the UAE. With over 100 million worldwide record sales, it’s about time, too.

40%JAMIE OLIVERLast month we reviewed Jamie’s Italian restaurant, and demanded to know why Mr Oliver hadn’t flown over to visit. Rumour has it that we might have started a fire – he’s said to be on his way…

33% DAFT PUNKWe have heard not one, but three differ-ent promoters say that the French techno duo, last heard doing the film score for Tron:Legacy, are winging their way to the

This month we’re going to…NIKE+ RUN CLUBIf you’re not a seasoned runner, the first few weeks training can be pretty daunting. Joining a running club can give you the motivation and support to see it through. The Nike+ Run Club appeals to runners of all standards and even gives you free T-shirts as you clock up the miles. While the weather is still cool enough, grab your shoes.Dubai Festival City, Nike store, Dubai, Tue 7pm and Safa Park, gate two, Fri 8am, free.

Snoop DoggMark it on your calendar. Snoop Dee-oh-double-g has been confirmed.May 6, Yas Arena, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, 5.30pm to 10.30pm, Dhs250 to Dhs 595. Tel: (800) 35274. www.snoopdogg.com

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UAE. Happy for any one of you to sort it, chaps. (Oh, and to the one that said don’t tell anyone, we haven’t, it was the other two’s info we’re reporting. Cough.)

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The bite-sized low-down on what is happening this May

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This month DUCTAC will host the Backstage theatre group’s rendering of Agatha Christie’s murder mystery And Then There Were None, directed by Backstage president Gautam Goenk

Five Questions… Gautam Goenk

What is Backstage? It’s a non-profit amateur theatre group that’s been around in Dubai since 2009. We started off with just ten people. We now have 400 members and counting, and throughout 2010 we did ten productions. This year we’ve already done three. Many of our actors were audience members from previous productions. Am-dram doesn’t have a great reputation. What standard of acting can we expect?As one of our members says, we’re amateur only in name. There are some of us who have 20 to 25 years experience who help the others. One of our committee members is Falmin Sheriff, who’s done a lot of theatre and television back in India. He comes in and does workshops with new actors or production guys. And we have another committee member, Nina Hein, who has a degree in theatre. I myself have directed 35 plays in the last nine years. How do you choose the plays? We have a central committee, which I preside over. We decide what the production is going to be and who the director is going to be. Then it’s down to the director. Why Agatha Christie? A very British playwright. I’m directing this one and I did this play

about six years ago in Dubai – it was something I always wanted to improve on, make a few tweaks and changes. What can we expect? Have you added a contemporary twist? We haven’t made it contemporary in any way, so it’s still very much a traditional Agatha Christie. We have tweaked the end a little bit. The end of the play is very different to the book – not as powerful. We’ve kept more in line with the book’s ending. I don’t want to give too much away, but we’ve drawn a lot of inspiration from the play, the book and even the movie.

MOTHER’S DAY AT CAFÉ MARKETDifferent countries may argue about the exact date of Mother’s Day, but all agree it's a good idea. So on May 26 why not take your mother to the Grand Hyatt’s Market Café, where mums eat for free. Not a bad idea, even if it might not correspond with your culture’s calendar – after all, shouldn’t every day be Mother’s Day?May 26, Market Café, Grand Hyatt, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3172222. www.dubai.grand.hyatt.com

LONDON COLLEGE OF FASHION COURSESFashionistas, be sure to take advantage of the short courses put on by the London College of Fashion this month. A range of courses, including Fashion Buying and the Principles of Fashion Styling, take place at The Pullman Dubai, Mall Of The Emirates. You can even claim a 10 per cent discount with the code word: Sauce.May 13 to 27, The Pullman Dubai, Mall Of The Emirates, from Dhs2,300. www.fashion.arts.ac.uk

What does it look like?I've never been to Hugh Hefner's mansion, but I'm guessing that it looks a bit like this. We're talking private cabanas with their own pools and a busy VIP area. Who goes there?Definitely a hang out for the fashionable crowd. Any bar nibbles?Top quality bar snacks. The butterflied prawns are a must. Drink recommendations?One gent spent Dhs120,000 on champagne, but the standard tipple won't damage the credit rating too much.When should you go?I turned up on a Fashion TV themed night and there were 12 models booked just to party (what a job!). They have a different theme every Friday, so that’s the best day to visit. Dress code? What's everyone wearing?XL opens at lunchtime on a Friday. Some people had been there all day and were very beach chic. The ladies who turned up a little later were in dresses and heels. How's the service? Absolutely brilliant. Never waited longer than a few minutes for a drink.What's the taxi situation?A golf buggy takes you to the main entrance of the hotel where there is a stack of cabs.GEORDIEBIRD VERDICT: I felt a little intimidated when I arrived, but was happily surprised by how friendly everyone was. Whether we we're in a cabana or at the bar, we were all there to have a good time.XL Beach Club, Habtoor Grand, Dubai Marina, Dubai, noon to 3am. Tel: (056) 6406161. www.grandjumeirah.habtoorhotels.com

GIRL ABOUT TOWNDubai 92’s Geordie Bird gives us the heads up from the UAE bar scene

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DISNEY’S CAMP ROCK The fine people at Popular Productions, who brought Dubai the likes of The Sound Of Music and Annie, are back with Disney’s Camp Rock. Organisers of the summer show are holding open auditions at the Hayya! complex at the Meadows Club, Dubai, and anyone between the ages of ten and 35 that has the energy and talent to add to the show is encouraged to come along. May 20 to 21, Hayya! Meadows Club, Dubai. www.disneycamprocklive.com/auditions

WEST SIDE STORYListen up all you budding broadway stars. Later this year, the classic musical West Side Story will hit DUCTAC’s Centrepoint Theatre – and you could be in it. This month, the Spotlight Academy is holding free auditions open to anyone over the age of 11. Now you just have to decide if you’re a Jet or a Shark. Our personal favourite is Officer Krupke . May 6 to 7, DUCTAC, Mall Of The Emirates, Dubai. www.ductac.org

We consider ourselves to be quite the movie-bu�s over here at What’s On, but �nd ourselves constantly frustrated by the endless sequels that �ll cinema screens (you know who you are Spiderman 4 and Harry Potter 7b). But it looks like our luck is set to change. �e newly established Dubai Con�dential Film Club has set the wheels in motion for pop-up screenings

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OMID DJALILI, LADIES AND GENTLEMENThe excitable British-Iranian comedian Omid Djalili is back on our shores for one night only to perform at the launch of brand new comedy initiative, The Comedy Social. We just hope all his one liners are as funny as the one above.May 6, Amphitheatre, Souk Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, Dhs200. Tel: (04) 3666546

“Velcro, what a rip off”

The RTA is considering plans to introduce a futuristic, high-speed bus that could slash journey times between Abu Dhabi and Dubai to just half an hour. The brainchild of a former astronaut and a Formula One aerodynamicist, the electric vehicle could travel at up to 250kph. The drawback is that it would only carry 23 people. Maybe a train would be more sensible? Sensible, yes, but not as cool…

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of classic and art house �lms at various locations around the UAE. It kicks o� with Michael Curtiz’s classic 1942 romantic-drama Casablanca on May 25, and they’re throwing a little soiree a�er, too. Save us a space.Zabeel Saray Hotel, Palm Jumeirah, Dubai, 7pm, Dhs200 with soft drinks or Dhs250 with house beverages. Tel: (055) 5537686

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gigs in MayThere’s no excuse for staying at home this month, when there’s live music playing every night. Read on for your ‘gig a day’ diary

1 Talkin’ Loud @ Warehouse

Feeling funky? �e resident band at Warehouse, quintet Talkin’ Loud, perform soul, funk and acid jazz every night (apart from Saturdays) from 9.30pm. In keeping with our current American Idol obsession, drummer Joe Bashoroun worked with Randy Jackson and Sophie B Hawkins, before joining his fellow band-mates in Dubai.Warehouse, Le Méridien Dubai, Garhoud, Sun to Wed, 9.30pm. Tel: (04) 7022560. www.diningindubai.com

TALKIN’ LOUD’S TOP THREE FLOOR-FILLERS1. Could You Be Love – Bob Marley2. Family Affair – Mary J Blige3. Move Your Body – Nina Sky

STRANGEST SONG REQUESTThe Arabic song Habibi. None of the band speaks Arabic.

312 Rachel Calladine Duo

@ Blue Bar�e Blue Bar has a reputation as the place to be in Dubai for quality jazz, and by adding the Rachael Calladine Duo to its list of acts its reputation is set to grow. Having cut their teeth in the busy live jazz scene in London – including a residency at the legendary jazz club Ronnie Scott’s – as well as touring with the likes of Joss Stone and Jamiroquai, the duo’s jazz twists on contemporary hits makes this one of the best free gigs in Dubai. Blue Bar, Novotel, Trade Centre, Dubai, 9pm to midnight, free. Tel: (04) 3320000

3 Jam Night @ The Music Room

Urban, The Music Room’s resident band, play a rocked out mix of guitar-driven hits at Jam Night. Singer Peter Simon tells us how to jam“Having the con�dence in your ability to improvise can really make or break a stage act. Musicians are generally a very supportive

21Kingston was born in February 1990, making him not only sickeningly young at 21 years old, but also only just legally able to drink in the UAE, despite being an international star for some four years.

7British popsters Sugababes halted their revolving door personnel changes for long enough to release album Sweet 7 last year, which featured Kingston on the track Miss Everything.

5 Sean KingstonThe Miami-born, Jamaica-raised Beautiful Girl hit-maker in numbers…

community and are always happy to help each other out – whether that’s by playing on stage or going to shows to cheer on their mates. It’s by having that con�dence and support that jam nights really take o�.” The Music Room, Majestic Hotel Tower, Dubai, from 9pm, free. Tel: (04) 3598888. www.dubaimajestic.com

4 Brahms & Co @ ZumaFrench jazz DJ duo Brahms & Co are

regulars at the Bed Supper Club in Bangkok and the Pershing Hall in Paris, as well as performing at catwalk shows for Dior and Gucci. �e sharp-suited Gallic duo specialise in jazz with a twist, with DJ Brahms on the decks and his cohort Co on the trumpet and vocorder. Any lounge lizard worthy of the name will revel in the lads’ second Zuma stint. Zuma, DIFC, Dubai, 10pm, free. Tel: (04) 4255660. www.zumarestaurant.com

18Kingston appeared on the US TV show My Super Sweet 16 on his birthday, which saw him arrive on a private yacht, dressed in a personalised white suit, the flash Charlie.

1The peak US and UK singles chart positions of Beautiful Girl, which has gone multi-platinum around the world.

356Kingston’s weight in pounds, apparently. We’re sure he’ll enjoy Dubai’s fine restaurants, then.

260,000The first week downloads of Beautiful Girl in the US alone.

11Kingston’s age when he was locked up for 21 days for breaking and entering.

Chi at The Lodge, Oud Metha, Dubai, 9pm to 3am, Dhs175. Tel: (04) 3379470. www.seankingston.com

and the Pershing Hall in Paris, as well as performing at catwalk shows for

Zuma, DIFC, Dubai, 10pm, free. Tel: (04) 4255660. www.zumarestaurant.com

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gigs in MayLast year, Californian pop princess Katy Perry was looking for a rapper to add some pep to her latest single, the rousing hometown ode California Gurls. She put in a call to Snoop Dogg, whose likable, languid voice balanced out Perry’s own hip hop-styled lyrics about how her home state’s “got it on lock.” �e collaboration might have seemed like two artists from di�erent worlds awkwardly coming together – Perry the mainstream-friendly, Christian-raised singer meeting up with Snoop, a product of the violent, gang-saturated streets of Long Beach in LA – but it was an apt summation of Snoop’s stratospheric rise.

A�er emerging from under Dr Dre’s wing in 1992 as a menacing gangsta rapper, Snoop has slowly taken his place as a genuine worldwide pop culture �gure; he’s comfortable hobnobbing with pop royalty like Justin Timberlake and is, allegedly, planning a record with Hollywood bad boy Charlie Sheen. It’s an ascent that has been propelled by the twin traits of the rapper’s naturally a�able personality and a catalogue of nearly two decades worth of hit singles – most of which Snoop will be airing out when he struts onto the stage at Yas Arena on May 6.

Flush from the recent release of his ninth studio album, Doggumentary, Snoop says that his career has been “an incredible, wild ride, but, thankfully, with more ups than down.” He recalls how the drama that surrounded his debut album, 1993’s Doggystyle, almost curtailed his career before it started: �e project was released while he was facing trial for murder, and the album’s gangsta rap chronicles about living a nefarious lifestyle didn’t exactly help the public case against him. (A British tabloid newspaper petitioned to have him banned from ever entering the United Kingdom.) But a�er being acquitted, Snoop took on a more relaxed attitude towards the rigors of fame. “I just started to roll with everything,” he says. “I didn’t let anything that was going on in the industry around me stress me out. �e people want to be entertained, and I’m an entertainer, so I’ll give them what they want.”

�is willingness to go with the �ow and feed the needs of fans has allowed Snoop to stay relevant when other rappers who emerged in the early 1990s have either faded away or never lived up to their debuts. Musically, Snoop has kept abreast of rap’s rhythmic

6 Snoop Doggtrends, happily moving on from Dr Dre’s patented G-funk sound to calling on the minimal percussive style of �e Neptunes for 2004’s de�ning rap anthem Drop It Like It’s Hot, and even working with Damon Albarn’s cartoon crew �e Gorillaz for Sumthing Like �is Night on his latest album. Each time he’s presented with a new sonic sandbox, Snoop’s endearing drawl of a voice embellishes the track with raps and catch-phrases that are quickly picked up by the wider world – the popularity of the “-izzle” su�x is largely down to Snoop, for better or (cringe-inducing) worse. Of his slang, he says, “I’ve always been doing that since I was a little kid. It comes natural.”

But more crucial than his ear for a catchy hook, is Snoop’s personality. His boasts in rhyme can be arrogant and violent, but his public persona is almost that of a lovable uncle with a knack for entertaining both the kids and their parents. As the world has fallen in

thrall with the idea of reality TV, Snoop has played along, letting the cameras into his world – video footage of him coaching his son’s American football team includes the tactical advice that the kids should “stop talkin’ about vampires and Halloween.” He also recently revealed that he’s been fostering a child at his no-doubt palatial mansion home.

Snoop is grounded about the superstar position he’s found himself in, reasoning, “�is is what happens when you believe in not just your talent, but in yourself.” �en, in very understated terms, he wraps up, “I do good things. People seem to like it.”Yas Arena, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, 5.30pm to 10.30pm, Dhs250 to Dhs595. Tel: (800) 35274. www.snoopdogg.com

The Doggfather hits the capital

1 DOGGYSTYLEThe debut album that introduced Snoop to the world – complete with cartoon artwork penned by a former LA gang member.

2 R&G (RHYTHM & GANGSTA): THE MASTERPIECEThanks to a little help from production unit The Neptunes, Snoop coined one of 2004’s classic songs with Drop It Like It’s Hot.

3 THE HARD WAYAfter re-uniting with childhood friends Warren G and Nate Dogg as the group 213, the trio crafted this breezy collection of summer-time jams.

4 THE BLUE CARPET TREATMENTSnoop’s 2006 effort clocked up close to a million copies in sales, thanks to guest input by R Kelly and E-40.

5 DOGGUMENTARYThe latest instalment in Snoop’s saga, this time with Swizz Beats adding production punch.



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7 Brian Elwood Trio @ Oeno Wine Bar, The Westin

Having recently started his residency at the Westin’s Oeno Wine Bar, New York native Brian Elwood brings with him a musical versatility that would make a one-man-band blush. Whether it’s a boot-stomping honky-tonk show, or a calmer, more sophisticated gig, Brian and his jazzed out trio are sure to hit all the right notes.The Westin, Mina Seyahi Beach Resort & Marina, Dubai, from 9pm, free. Tel: (04) 3994141. www.starwoodhotels.com/westin

10 Sold Out @ Rock Bottom, TECOM

�e original Rock Bottom in Bur Dubai has long been known for its live music, so it’s good to see the latest opening in TECOM keeping up the tuneful tradition. Each night throughout May, Canadian pop rockers Sold Out can be found thrashing out the hits to an enthused crowd. �e seven-piece band has an enormous repertoire, from Bob Marley to Metallica, plus the essential Dubai cover band track of choice, Zombie by �e Cranberries. But watch out ladies, several members of Sold Out are self-confessed �irts…Rock Bottom, Ramee Rose Hotel, TECOM, Dubai, free. Tel: (04) 3963888

CAN YOU SUM UP YOUR STYLE IN TEN WORDS?Classy yet crazy, fresh, sexy, cool, nice, smooth, fun and humble. My music is a mixed bag with a lot of soul.

HOW DID YOU GET STARTED?My mom still tells me that as a baby, while asleep, I used to dance and smile. As clichéd as it may sound, music has always been a part of me. I’ve been doing this for a while and I even signed a terrible record deal at the age of 16 in the UK. Luckily, I got out of it, and started my own company and label. WHAT’S YOUR MUSICAL AMBITION?For my music to be known, accepted, appreciated,

11 Ash @ DiabloAsh (born Abdul Sammir Hamman) seems to have this R&B lifestyle sorted – he’s supported Usher, Kanye West, Akon, and 50 Cent and performed at the Miss World pageant for a viewing public of 700 million people. This month his brings his smooth grooves back to Dubai

heard and sung by everyone on earth. Like Michael Jackson did it. Quite an ambition, I know, but I’m willing to work towards it. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DUBAI?It’s very ambitious, just like me. And I love that. I believe Dubai is rich in talent and it’s obviously working towards showing that to the rest of the world. Entertainment wise, the nightlife and music scene consists of some really talented DJs and artists, but I believe we could work a bit more with the unity. I’ve grown a lot along with this city, so to me Dubai is my second home.Diablo, Ibn Battuta Gate Hotel, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, free. Tel: (050) 9666408

8 The Golden Star Band @ The Marine’s Club

If you find yourself hankering for some Western heavy-rock classics, Filipino covers act The Golden Star Band are right up your nostalgic street. Check online for evidence: amongst the all-time greats they peal out are top tunes from AC/DC and Led Zeppelin. It costs Dhs50 every night of the week, but that does at least bag you a ‘free’ drink. You have to admire their stamina, too, playing seven nights a week from 10pm to 2.30am.Sea View Hotel, Al Meena Road, Bur Dubai, Dubai, 10pm, Dhs50. Tel: (04) 3557734. www.seaviewhoteldubai.com

9 Skintight @ Crown & Lion Recently formed and full of

enthusiasm, this four-piece British band have taken up residency at the Crown & Lion, playing crowd-pleasing covers. With their trademark wandering saxophonist they are sure to get people’s toes-a-tapping. Byblos Hotel, TECOM, Dubai, from 9.30pm, free. Tel: (04) 4488000. www.bybloshoteldubai.com7 Brian Elwood Trio @ Oeno

Wine Bar, The Westin



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12 DJ SoloDubai-based British hip hop star-in-waiting DJ Solo is best known in the emirate as a face behind popular weekly night Freshly Laced. His multi-national new EP, Who Is Wriggly Scott?, further expands his horizons

SO, WHO IS WRIGGLY SCOTT?One of my alter egos: a failed �lm director. In his spare time he writes sleazy love songs with dark psychedelic undertones.

THE EP FEATURES GUEST RAPPERS FROM ACROSS THE WORLD. HOW DID YOU MEET THEM ALL?I met all the rappers in the UAE, even [noted American MC] J-Live. I really wanted to bridge the gap between artists in this region and the rest of the globe. It’s a real shame hip hop is o�en misrepresented here, especially when many of our local MCs are above international standards. It was also intended to summarise my experience living in this region for seven years.

IS IT CHALLENGING BEING A HIP HOP DJ IN A CITY WHERE THE GENRE ISN’T TOP OF THE PECKING ORDER?It depends what your intentions are. If I was

14 Skratch Band @ Barasti

Barasti resident Mark Skratch played his first gig at the bar in 1995, and has been a popular attraction ever since

“Back then, Barasti was a Portacabin on the beach with a hole cut in the side of it and a little bit of green Astroturf out in front. Christmas 1995 was the �rst time I played there. �e hotel wasn’t even there at the time – it was just the Dubai International Marine Club – and Barasti was for the guys doing the �shing charters. Imagine you’ve been out on the water, you’re covered in �sh guts and sweat and want a drink; that’s how the whole shorts, T-shirt and �ip-�op thing took o�. People from town would come for that vibe. �e �rst weekend it was open a�er they demolished the old bar, we did a gig. It was a great weekend. It was the same vibe as the old Barasti, but bigger and better. Now I do the Friday, Saturday and Monday. Friday is a full-on party night with the band, and we don’t stop all night long, Saturday is more of a listening crowd and we get to play something other than Brown Eyed Girl all night, Monday is even more laid-back.” Barasti, Le Méridien Mina Seyahi Beach Resort & Marina, Dubai, Fri and Sat, free. Tel: (04) 3993333. www.skratchband.com

15 Love Light Duo @ Cooz Bar

Australian duo Chass Guthrie (piano) and vocalist Nat Silbert form Lovelight Duo, the resident band at the Grand Hyatt’s Cooz Bar. �e Melbournian pair drop a cheeky mix of soulful covers, including Billie Jean and Sade’s Smooth Operator, and if you ask nicely they even do requests. Cooz Bar, Grand Hyatt Hotel, Dubai, from 9pm, free. Tel: (04) 3172222. www.dubai.grand.hyatt.com

16 Jazz @ TamanyaTerrace

�e R.E.A.L. band have been entertaining UAE jazz fans since 2009, when local jazz-heads the A�f brothers teamed up with fellow UAE musicians Lili Beth Henson and Alister Kucik. Expect everything from smooth jazz to funk and pop.Tamanya Terrace, Radisson Blu, Dubai Media City, 8pm, free. Tel: (04) 3669111. www.radissonblu.com

DJing to make money, I would be playing R&B. Music has always been my passion and I would never want to be dependent upon it to make a living, which is why I still have a day job – I’m an interior designer. �ere are not many people here who play what I play, so it’s quite easy to carve your own niche. I don’t think our crowd would want Freshly Laced opened up to a wider audience as it provides a safe haven from everything wrong with Dubai’s club scene.

SO FRESHLY LACED IS GOING STRONG THEN?We’re still hosting our weekly �ursday nights at Casa Latina and are extremely happy with how things are going. It’s our �rst birthday this month [see club diary p.94], so we’ll be throwing a big party with lots of cake and party hats.Casa Latina, Ibis Al Barsha, Sheikh Zayed Road, Barsha, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, free. Tel: (04) 3996699. www.anothermusic.tumblr.com

13 Abri @ The Music Room Hamdan Al Abri, lead singer from acclaimed local band

ABRI, tells us why you should come to their gig at The Music Room

“THE UAE IS FULL OF GOOD LOCAL TALENT THAT CAN SOMETIMES BE OVERSHADOWED BY THE BIG INTERNATIONAL ACTS THAT COME TO TOWN FOR ONE-OFF GIGS. SO HERE’S YOUR CHANCE TO SUPPORT AN ESTABLISHED LOCAL BAND PLAYING AN ACOUSTIC SET OF OUR ORIGINAL MUSIC RATHER THAN GOING TO SEE YET ANOTHER DJ SPINNING HOUSE MUSIC.”

The Music Room, Majestic Hotel Tower, Dubai, 8.30pm, free. Tel: (04) 3598888. www.dubaimajestic.com

at the Grand Hyatt’s Cooz Bar. �e Melbournian pair drop a cheeky mix of soulful covers, includingBillie Jeanask nicely they even do requests. Cooz Bar, Grand Hyatt Hotel, Dubai, from 9pm, free. Tel: (04) 3172222. www.dubai.grand.hyatt.com

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Romania, the subject of Hurts frontman �eo Hutchcra�’s latest tweet, and the location of the band’s latest international gig, has proved a dangerous destination for the Manchester duo.

“�e �rst time we went to Romania, the plane was on �re when we landed,” a jovial Hutchcra� tell What’s On. “�is time, we were chased to the airport and then the plane bounced on the runway. We thought we were going to join Buddy Holly.”

If the boys were to join Buddy [who famously died in a plane crash, along with Ritchie Valens and �e Big Bopper, in 1959] in that big gig in the sky today, at least they could claim a place on the stage.

But two years ago, nobody had heard of Hutchcra� or his friend, synth virtuoso Adam Anderson. �e pair, from Manchester in England, had been struggling on unemployment bene�ts for years, and the life of a pop star was a mere pipedream.

“We were unemployed, and we were very miserable,” says Hutchcra�, looking back. “�is would have been an awful interview a few years ago.”

Luckily, the then jobless duo – sporting the same familiar suits and slicked-back haircuts that they wear today (“We used to dress like this to make ourselves feel better about the world, to feel like we were doing something important. Put a suit on and you feel more digni�ed”) decided the answer to their woes lay in music. Forming Hurts in 2009, they’ve

17 City Catch @ Carpenter’s BarIf all you really want from a gig is an unpretentious night

of 1980s rock ballads and audience requests, then this night with the all-Filipino cover band City Catch should be marked on your calendar.Hyatt Regency Dubai, Deira, Dubai, from 9.30pm, free. Tel: (04) 2091234

19 Hur tsIn two years, Manchester synth-pop duo Hurts have gone from the unemploy-ment line to chart success and touring the world, not to mention landing an NME Best New Band award along the way. Frontman Theo Hutchcraft tells us how

gone on to release �ve singles, including UAE radio favourite Stay, as well as an album, Happiness, which reached number four in the UK charts.

In February the group claimed industry recognition, too, following in the footsteps of �e Strokes, �e Libertines, Kings of Leon and Arctic Monkeys to pick up music tome NME’s Best New Band gong at the prestigious NME Music Awards.

“It was a big, proud moment,” says Hutchcra�, beaming. “�e previous winners were the people who taught us how to make music – they showed us the way.”

Also at the awards that night was the Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl, whose song Everlong was the �rst Hutchcra� learned to play on the guitar; �e Libertines’ Carl Barat (the man who made Hutchcra� decide he wanted to be in a band) and, most intimidating of all for the singer, Pulp frontman and Brit Pop legend, Jarvis Cocker.

“I didn’t talk to Jarvis, because I didn’t know what to say,” admits Hutchcra�. “In fact, I avoid musicians a lot. I don’t really want to say anything to them, because then the wall is broken down, the illusion is shattered a little bit. I’m trying to retain it by avoiding people and just being a massive fan.”

And that, essentially, is what Hutchcra� is – a massive music fan. When we discuss his Manchester contemporaries such as New Order, �e Smiths and Oasis, there’s a real excited tone to his voice, yet at the same time he’s also very much aware of how fragile the pop business is.

“We’re still frightened it’s going to go away,” he con�des. “One day, somebody’s going to walk in and say, ‘hang on, you’ve outstayed your welcome, you’re �nished now.”

�e answer, he tells us, is to become one of those unique Manchester bands that are “cut out of stone, that exist alone, and never sound the same”. And so Hurts rigidly stick to the

2018 Open Mic Night @ Bert’s Café

Bert’s Café prides itself on building a community spirit – and its open mic night is the perfect showcase for it. Open to any type of acoustic act to come along between 7pm and 10pm, previous nights have seen everything from established guitarists to gigs from budding young musicians. As a side note, the night also doubles up as a book swap, how very all-for-one. Bert’s Cafe, Green Community, Dubai, 7pm to 10pm, free. Tel: (04) 3619292

pop ethos that made Happiness one of the most talked about albums of 2010.

“We always wanted to make pop music with some sort of substance to it. Pop music doesn’t have to be for kids,” he asserts. “It can be an exciting and inspiring thing. David Bowie and �e Smiths made great pop music. People overlook that. �ere’s a snob mentality when it comes to pop – if it’s not alternative, it’s something to be derided. �at’s ridiculous.”

Album number two, which is sure to follow the same formula, is planned for 2012, but not before the band has seen the world, and introduced it to the Hurts sound.

“Yeah, we’ll start work on another [album] by the end of the year,” con�rms Hutchcra�. “At the moment, though, we’re being taken where the music needs to go and we haven’t got time to make a record.”

Going where the music needs to go includes Dubai, with the band calling into Garhoud’s Irish Village for a gig on the 19th.

“We’re going to play a big show, with a full band and an opera singer,” says Hutchcra� of his upcoming visit. “We’ve put a lot of e�ort into bringing the album to life. Hopefully it will surprise people.”

We’re sure it will – not least, the guys back in the job-seeker’s queue. Irish Village, Garhoud, Dubai, from 7pm, Dhs225. www.livinthemusicdubai.com

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WIN! A MEET AND GREET WITH HURTS

Fancy hanging out with the band? E-mail [email protected] with

‘Hurts’ in the subject line and the answer to the following question.

Which city are Hurts from?a) Manchesterb) Melbourne

c) Minsk



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21 Adam Baluch @ the Irish Village

Live acoustic tunes from the multi-talented, multi-instrumentalist Adam, who also throws in vocals and beat-box for good measure. �e perfect soundtrack for enjoying your pint under the stars. Aviation Club, Garhoud, Dubai, from 9pm, free. Tel: (04) 2824750. www.irishvillage.ae

20 Roxette @ Platinum

FIVE THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT ROXETTE…

1 Lead singer Marie Fredriksson first started her music career playing keyboard for a

band on the local Swedish bar scene, until one of her

band members realised that her belting vocal

talents were wasted behind the keys.

2 The band were approached to write

a song for the Pretty Woman soundtrack,

but didn’t have enough time to write and record

a new track. Improvising, they cheekily send over a B-side, It Must’ve Been Love. Cue monster hit, and their most successful single to date. Jammy beggars.

3 The name Roxette came from the title of a 1975 Dr Feelgood track.

4 Marie was diagnosed with a brain tumour in 2002. Thankfully, following successful surgery, she made an almost full recovery. Nice one, Docs.

5 Roxette are no slouches when it comes to awards, picking up several World Music Awards gongs, a Brit award, an MTV award and two Grammies, including Best Pop Group. Oh, and they’re not bad on the sales front, either, notching up a more than respectful 60 million records sales worldwide.World Trade Centre, Dubai. Dhs450 to Dhs550, Tel: (050) 8874187. www.roxetteindubai.com

20 Busta Rhymes

The brash, club-rocking New York rapper’s highs and lows…

UPBorn Trevor Tahiem Smith Jr, Busta gained his hip hop alias from none other than rap royalty Chuck D of Public Enemy, who named him after American footballer George ‘Buster’ Rhymes.

DOWNEndured all manner of legal woes from 2006 onward, racking up a lengthy charge sheet including third-degree assault and carrying a machete in his car, eventually winding up with probation, community service and anger management classes. One of his bodyguards, Israel Ramirez, was also shot dead at a Busta video shoot in 2006.

UPHeaded toward the top of the charts in 2005 with a cameo on the Pussycat Dolls’ signature tune Don’t Cha, one of several pop collaborations that have endeared him to a wider audience beyond the hip hop world.

band on the local Swedish bar scene, until one of her

band members realised that her belting vocal

talents were wasted

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a song for the Woman

but didn’t have enough time to write and record

a new track. Improvising, they

in vocals and beat-box for

perfect soundtrack for

DOWNBusta’s 2009 single, Arab Money, caused controversy in the Middle East thanks to lyrics interpreted as being anti-Arab. DJs in the region responded angrily and refused to play the song in clubs and on the radio. Dubai-based DJ Dany Neville went a step further, recording a response tune with Iraqi rapper The Narcicyst. Busta later apologised for any offence caused.

UPThe motor-mouth MC broke the Guinness World Record for most syllables uttered in one second during a freestyle rap in 2000.

DOWNAlso an occasional actor, one of the peaks of Busta’s film career is Halloween Resurrection, wherein he’s stabbed about a million times only to cheat death and reappear near the end to save the day. That particular slasher dud is definitely a down.Chi at The Lodge, Oud Metha, Dubai, 9pm to 3am, Dhs175. Tel: (04) 3379470. www.bustarhymes.com

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23 Russian cabaret @Troyka

�ough billed as a dining and entertainment venue, the incredible cabaret show is the only reason to visit this low-ceilinged Russian nightspot. �e small keyboard-heavy band makes its way through a number of folk tunes while elaborately costumed dancers move in unison around the tiny dance �oor. Reserve a table close to the action, order a bottle of Russia’s �nest and imagine life in the shadow of the Kremlin. Note: there’s no point in arriving before 11pm.

TROYKA DANCER SVETLANA KHAZENKOWHERE ARE YOU FROM?I’m from Ukraine, a city called Dnepropetrovsk. I have been in Dubai for five years.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DANCING?Since I was a child. I studied at Dnepropetrovsk School of Choreography, the Kiev University of Choreography and the National Akademik Khor Veryovka.

DID YOU PERFORM ANYWHERE ELSE BEFORE COMING HERE?Yes, after leaving Ukraine I travelled for two years performing in Mumbai, Beijing, Turkey, Holland, Japan, and Italy. All over.

WHERE IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO GO DANCING?Rock Bottom in Bur Dubai.

Royal Ascot Hotel, Bur Dubai, Dubai, from 9pm, free. Tel: (04) 3520900

Gravel-voiced Joe Cocker broke the charts with a Beatles cover, and a career of hits followed including duet Up Where We Belong. The British blues-rocker turns 67 this year and, as we find out, shows no signs of slowing down

THERE HAVE BEEN RUMOURS OF YOU PLAYING DUBAI FOR SOME TIME. HOW LONG HAS THIS SHOW BEEN IN THE OFFING?�e last ten years. My manager came here with Tina Turner, one of the �rst rock acts to perform out there, and it kept coming around: ‘Dubai are interested’. But something would always come up that wasn’t right.

YOU’RE GIGGING ACROSS THE WORLD IN 2011. IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM FOR TOURING STILL AS STRONG AS, SAY, 30 OR 40 YEARS AGO?I don’t know about that [laughs]. I was touring in October, November and December and I �nally said to my manager, ‘�ree months is too long to be gone from home’. So we’ve got a little snippet in this tour where I’m going back to Colorado for two weeks. It doesn’t seem like a lot, but it’s just to level things o�. But I totally love performing live and the band I have now know how to put a good show on under any conditions.

YOU’VE LIVED IN THE USA FOR SEVERAL DECADES NOW, CURRENTLY ON A RANCH IN COLORADO. HOW IS LIFE IN THE STATES?I love it. It’s a little unusual. �ere are only 400 people in the village close by us and it’s way up, like 7,000 feet, so it’s not standard America. It’s farm country. My only fear is the political scene has gone so strange there. If I do have any leanings, I’d be a Democrat. Sarah Palin and all that lot scare me a bit.

YOU PLAYED AT GEORGE BUSH SR’S INAUGURATION AND GEORGE W BUSH’S DAUGHTER USED YOUR SONG YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL FOR THE FIRST DANCE AT HER WEDDING…I was asked to do George W Bush’s

inauguration too, but I turned that down. My wife used to work for Jane Fonda, so she’s always had that leftist thing going on. I always treated it like royalty: if they ask, you do it anyway. But I didn’t do it and that’s that.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVOURITE EPISODE OF THE WONDER YEARS, WHICH USED YOUR VERSION OF WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS AS ITS THEME TUNE?You know, I never watched it. �e years it was airing were certainly not my wonder years. �ey were de�nitely my bad years. I still have people come along and talk about that. It’s how they were familiar with the song.

IS RETIREMENT SOMETHING THAT EVER ENTERS YOUR MIND?I certainly don’t want to cut the energy I put into my music. I couldn’t imagine doing it any other way, so it’s one of those things I’m just going to have to call naturally. When I was down in Australia earlier this year, I was jokingly saying to the band ‘Are you playing everything fast tonight?’ We had four shows in a row and I was feeling it. I’m old enough to feel that stu�.

INCORRECT STORIES HAVE CIRCULATED IN THE PAST THAT YOU’RE RELATED TO FELLOW SHEFFIELD MUSICIAN/NEAR-NAMESAKE JARVIS COCKER. HAVE YOU EVER MET? WOULD YOU EVER COLLABORATE?Yeah, it was strange. We’ve never met in all these years. He’s not a blueser. So I really don’t know, but anything’s possible in our game.

Al Badia Golf Club, InterContinental, Festival City, Dubai, 6pm (show 9pm), Dhs300 to Dhs500. Tel: (04) 4390900. www.joecockerdubai.com

22 Joe Cocker

WIN! A meet and greet with Joe Cocker Want to get up close and personal with the man himself? E-mail [email protected] with ‘Joe’ in the subject line and the answer to the following question. Joe sang the theme tune to which TV show? a) The Wonder Years b) The Wonder Stuff c) The Wonder Fears



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29 Melissa & Roderigo@Pachanga

�e scintillating Latin music played by South American duo Melissa and Roderigo will have you loosing your inhibitions and gyrating your samba hips like there is no tomorrow. Muy caliente! Hilton Dubai Jumeirah Resort, Dubai, 7.30pm to 11.15pm. Tel: (04) 399 1111. www.hiltonworldresorts.com

31 Club Africana �e music starts at 9.30pm every

night, but Club Africana doesn’t really get going until 1am, when the ‘special show’ kicks o�. �is means dancing, drums and absolute mayhem. �e predominantly African crowd, massive band and overly themed décor are an assault on the senses (and your dancing feet), but if you’re feeling energetic and have le� your inhibitions at the door, then you’re in for a cracking night of live music. Rush Inn Hotel, Bur Dubai, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3522235

30 Fast Play and Arrow @ Maharlika

Knee-high boots, head banging, a guitarist that looks like Roo�o from Hook, and a stage daubed in UV paint. It can only be Maharlika. �e bar plays host to two bands each night, Fast Play and Arrow, who slam out the tunes from Mariah Carey and MOR classics, to Rage Against �e Machine and Filipino favourites from 8pm to 3am. What starts o� as background music to the crowd’s drinking and dining, soon turns into a �oorshow, before customers rush the dance �oor to join in. An absolute must. President’s Hotel, Karama, Dubai, free. Tel: (04) 3346565

28 Tim Hassall @ The Wharf

Friend of What’s On and one of Dubai’s most popular singer-songwriters, Tim Hassall can be found at �e Wharf playing a mix of original material and covers, including reggae, acoustic rock, country, folk, pop and blues. You can enjoy his strumming from the bar, but while you’re at this waterside pub, you might as well have a pie, too.The Wharf, Mina A Salam, Al Sufouh, Dubai, Wed to Sat, 8pm to 11pm. Tel: (04) 3668888

26 Rock Spiders @ The Music Room

You haven’t seen a cover band until you’ve witnessed the Rock Spiders. �e local legends have been rocking out for three years, and are now a resident band at �e Music Room with a loyal following who come to hear Roy, Kano, Bobbie, Gon and Liza performing Black Sabbath, Queen, Bon Jovi and their own songs. Keep it up, guys. The Music Room, Majestic Hotel Tower, Dubai, from 9.30pm, free. Tel: (04) 3598888. www.dubaimajestic.com

27 Metal Asylum Sadly, Dubai is not known

for its musical subcultures, but the rockers at Metal Asylum are on the case. �e 27th sees the launch of their second compilation album, and to celebrate ten Dubai bands, plus ten bands from across the region, will be tearing it up. Check out the website for metal news, interviews and, if you really want to get involved, ads for musicians. Over 21s only.Club Se7en, Park Regis Kris Kin Hotel, Bur Dubai, Dubai, 9pm to 3am, Dhs50. Tel: (050) 9048559. www.metalityuae.com

31night, but Club Africana doesn’t really get going until 1am, when the ‘special show’ kicks o�. �is means dancing, drums and absolute

�oor to join in. An absolute must. President’s Hotel, Karama, Dubai, free. Tel: (04) 3346565

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24 Peter Whibley @ Barasti

‘Party Pete’ has been enter-taining Dubai with his guitar covers for 15 years, and continues to do so with his weekly night at Barasti“I perform alone, acoustic and electric, and I play blues harp on some of the songs. I have a very large repertoire and I’m pretty versatile. I play everything from Bob Dylan and Eric Clapton to Bon Jovi and Bryan Adams, Santana and Dire Straights to Gypsy Kings. More recent things like Bruno Mars I do, too. I’ve been doing it for a number of years and I just remember all the songs, there’s no special technique. �ere’s always the odd lapse, but you just �u� your way through it. And you’re always going to get somebody ask for something you can’t do, but I cover most bases. �e Eagles are still the most requested band. Here in the Middle East, people are crazy for them. I play other venues as well. Barasti every Tuesday, Nelson’s Mondays, Emirates Golf Club �ursdays and the Jebel Ali Club every Friday. �at’s where I got the nickname Party Pete, because I try and get people involved, singing along and having a really good time.” Barasti, Le Méridien Mina Seyahi Beach Resort & Marina, Dubai, Tue, from 9pm, free. Tel: (04) 3993333. www.lemeridien-minaseyahi.com

25 Declan O’Sullivan @ McGettigan’s

Catch this Irish charmer belting out his homeland’s hits and the best party music. McGettigan’s, Bonnington Tower, JLT, Dubai, from 9pm, free. Tel: (04) 3560000. www.declanosullivan.com

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THE BIG BREAKFASTLooking for somewhere great for breakfast? Look no longer – we’ve trawled the streets of Dubai to bring you 25 of the best, from the top hotels to a few you might not have expected. Seriously, if we even see another sausage…

Epicure�ere are only so many fry-ups you can wolf down before awareness of your own internal organs sets in. Enter Epicure’s Arabian breakfast, based around shashouka, aka two fried eggs atop a satisfying bed of tomatoes, peppers and onions. All manner of sides will keep you full until way past lunch with plenty of pita to mop up the remnants. If you’re feeling �ush, whack an extra drink on the bill, too. �e jet lag juice with grapefruit, pineapple, mint leaves and fresh ginger (Dhs28) is a veritable revitalising tonic. Desert Palm, Al Awir Road, near International City, Dubai, 7am to 10.30am, Dhs130. Tel: (04) 3238888. www.desertpalm.ae

Boulevard CaféWith dishes like les ouefs au saumon fumé (eggs Benedict with smoked salmon on English muffins, basically, and an utter delight for 39), Boulevard Café serves up the kind of breakfast you imagine eating in a Parisian café or NYC hangout, before wandering around art galleries. Chic, filling and very tasty. After a heavy night you can’t beat the croque madame (Dhs42). Tried and tested – trust us. Al Manzil Hotel, Burj Boulevard, Old Town, Dubai, 6am to 11am. Tel: (04) 4285888

SolisA perfect place to while away a Saturday morning, the open restaurant feels like pure luxury with its patio that overlooks the pool area. �e a la carte breakfast is classically continental, and heavily egg-based, o�ering you fry-ups (Dhs70), scrambled eggs on toasted bagels (Dhs55) and even eggs Benedict (Dhs50), but it’s the fruit smoothies that are really something to write home about.Tiara Residence, Palm Jumeriah, Dubai, 9am to midday. Tel: (04) 4329848

BoulvarA hotel breakfast with a di�erence, namely the in�uence of German chef Uwe Micheel, who brings unusual pastries and German breads (try the bun baked with cheese). Boulvar is one of the best places to fuel up this side of the creek. Our pick of the spread were the chicken and cheese sausages – juicy and full of �avour – and the freshly made custard doughnuts. With choices like that you might regret going for the bu�et option next time you step on the scales.Radisson Blu Deira Creek, Deira, Dubai, 6am to 11am, Dhs99. Tel: (04) 2227171

The Cellar�e Cellar has been serving breakfast ‘brunch style’ for as long as we can remember. �e idea being you turn up, grab a menu and order as much from it as you can before the food coma gets you. �is generally happens around the third course, by which point you’ll have happily sna�ed the scrambled egg, which is a bit on the small side but rather tasty, the crab cake and the creamy haddock with asparagus spears which is delicious. �ey also do a lovely cup of tea and as the waiter kindly pointed out there’s no shame in ordering the mini pizzas from the kids’ menu. Bonus.Aviation Club, Garhoud, Dubai, Friday and Saturdays noon to 3.30pm. Dhs135 with one glass of house wine. Tel: (04) 2829333

Anise�ough we can report Anise uses its pork licence smartly, with �ne bangers and bacon, the Mongolian-style breakfast caught our eye. Essentially starting the day with a stir-fry, you select the cold ingredients, which are cooked up by a dedicated chef and brought to your table. Rice noodles, chicken and mixed vegetables at 9am might feel wrong, but it tastes right. Pork availableInterContinental Dubai Festival City, Dubai Festival City, Dubai, 6am to 11am, Dhs145. Tel: (04) 7011111. www.intercontinental.com

Baker & SpiceHome to blueberry pancakes (Dhs38) so light they’re practically gravity defying, and a Tunisian dish for two called shakshouka, poached eggs in a spicy tomato sauce served with grilled bread (Dhs72), Baker & Spice is the go-to place for organic fare. �ere are two branches, with the newest in Souk Al Manzil, but our pick is the original restaurant with its alfresco tables and fountain-side vantage point. Souk Al Bahar, Old Town, Dubai, 8am to midday. Tel: (04) 4252240

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before wandering around art galleries. Chic, filling and very tasty. After a heavy

breads (try the bun baked with cheese). Boulvar is one of the best places to fuel up this side of the creek. Our pick of the spread were the chicken and cheese sausages – juicy and full of �avour – and the freshly made custard doughnuts. With choices like that you

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THE BIG BREAKFASTThe Boardwalk�e waterfront Boardwalk at the Dubai Creek Golf Club makes for the perfect spot to relax over a long, leisurely breakfast. Overlooking, and literally situated over the Creek, you can enjoy a traditional fry up of generous proportions all served by attentive sta� at one of Dubai’s most serene alfresco breakfast sites. Pork availableThe Boardwalk, Dubai Creek Golf & Yacht Club, Deira, Dubai, Fri and Sat 8am to midday, Dhs70. Tel: (04) 2956000

Lime Tree CaféA stalwart on the breakfast scene, and for good reason, Lime Trees’ deli-style dishes and friendly service makes it a welcoming sight at the weekend, especially when it’s cool enough to dine outside. Our pick of the platefuls is the breakfast bruschetta (Dhs38), with tomatoes and herbs from a local market, two organic poached eggs, basil pesto and shaved Parmesan on granary toast, �nished with a balsamic reduction. For something sweeter, try the coconut pancakes with grilled pineapple (Dhs26); a guaranteed great way to start your day.Jumeirah Beach Road, Jumeirah, Dubai, 7.30am to 1pm. Tel: (04) 3498498

The Irish Village�e English contribution to gut-busting breakfasts has travelled the world over, and here it’s found a home in Dubai, rather surprisingly, in the green-tinted stronghold that is the Irish Village. �e aptly named ‘Village Fry’ is a proper ode to the full English, complete with tasty sausages, crispy hash browns, fried eggs, baked beans, mushrooms, toast, tomatoes, the lot. In other words, you won’t leave feeling hungry. Pork availableThe Irish Village, Century Village, Garhoud, Dubai, from 11.30am, Dhs50. Tel: (04) 2824750

Emirates Golf ClubUnless you’re the type who’s teeing o� �rst thing on a Friday or Saturday morning, chances are you’d never think of having breakfast at a golf club. Shame. Emirates Golf Club serves a �lling breakfast to keep you going round 18 holes at the weekend. Expect all the traditional favourites: eggs made to order, baked beans, toast, pork bacon and sausages (and non-pork alternatives), grilled tomatoes and hash browns. �ere’s also cereals as well as fresh fruit juices and co�ee, all served as you take in the view over the greens from �e Spike Bar. Pork availableEmirates Golf Club, Emirates Hills 2, Dubai, Fri and Sat 6am to 11am, Dhs65. Tel: (04) 3802222

The WestinChoice is king at �e Westin, which o�ers just about everything you could ever want for breakfast and then some (although it’ll be some time before we ever get used to the idea of sushi for breakfast). �e food’s good, the service better, and the views across �e Palm make for a perfect start to the day. Only one complaint – if you want pork products as part of your meal, you’ll have to do a full lap of the tables, as they have them tucked away in a corner, making them somewhat tricky to spot. Pork availableMina Seyahi Beach Resort & Marina. Al Sufouh Road, Dubai, 7am to 10am, Dhs125. Tel: (04) 3994141. www.starwoodhotels.com

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has travelled the world over, and here it’s found a home in Dubai, rather surprisingly, in the green-tinted stronghold

Emirates Golf ClubUnless you’re the type who’s teeing o� �rst thing on a Friday or Saturday morning, chances are you’d never think of having breakfast at a golf club. Shame. Emirates Golf

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Bistro Madeleine We’ve been starting our weekends o� with breakfast at Bistro Madeleine for some time, and for good reason. �e a la carte menu o�ers pastries, crepes, fresh juices and eggs all kind of ways, but our favourite is le petit dejeuner a l’anglaise or English breakfast – two eggs, bacon or ham, beans, hash brown, fresh juice and co�ee, tea or hot chocolate for just Dhs60. �e co�ee is excellent. Pork availableInterContinental Dubai Festival City, Dubai, 8am to 11am, Dhs60. Tel: (04) 7011111. www.ichotelsgroup.com

Carluccio’s �e passionate Italian chef ’s Dubai cafés ri�s on a several di�erent varieties of eggs, but the star of the show us the colazione magni�ca, which includes scrambled eggs with better than average grilled turkey bacon, sautéed button, oyster and shitake mushrooms, grilled tomato, toast, co�ee and fresh juice. All for Dhs46. Carluccio’s, Mirdif City Centre, The Dubai Mall and Dubai Marina Mall, Dubai, Dhs46. Tel: (04) 4341320. www.carluccios.com

McGettigan’sIf you’re going to trust anybody to produce a decent fry-up, it should be Irishman and McGettigan’s chef Derek Flynn. Flynn’s popular Irish Fry includes pork bacon and sausages of excellent quality, beans, black and white puddings, hash browns, mushroom, tomato, brown bread and toast for Dhs90. And it’s served all day. Pork availableMcGettigan’s, Bonnington Tower, JLT, Dubai, 12.30pm to 3am, Dhs90. Tel: (04) 3560000. www.mcgettigansdubai.com

Can CanOn the ground �oor of the business orientated Ritz-Carlton DIFC, Can Can will prepare you for a full day of seminars with its working breakfast. �ere’s a bu�et spread with Arabian classics like minted labneh and European cheeses and cold cuts, or for those looking for a more American start, you can’t fault the pancake and wa�e station – cooked to order and accompanied by all the syrup and fruit you could want. If the corporate entertainment has proved too much, why not steel yourself with the cooked option – sausages, crispy veal bacon, tomatoes, hash browns, and an egg station. Brisk, business-like and bustling.Ritz-Carlton DIFC, Gate Village, DIFC, Dubai, 6.30am to 10.30am, Dhs135. Tel: (04) 3722222

Sloane’sIt’s pretty pricey, as you might expect from a hotel of Grosvenor House’s calibre, but the Sloane’s breakfast bu�et has it all – full English, an egg station, fresh juices, sushi, cheese and cold cuts, smoked salmon, stir fries, porridge, stews, soups, French toast, cereals, pancakes, wa�es, smoothies, yoghurts, cakes and more. �at should �ll you up. Pork availableSloane’s, Grosvenor House Dubai, Dubai Marina, Dubai, Sat to Thurs 6am to 11am, Fri 6am to 11.30am, Dhs150. Tel: (04) 3998888. www.grosvenorhouse-dubai.com

Japengo�is popular Dubai chain restaurant does a lovely stack of �u�y blueberry pancakes drizzled with maple syrup for Dhs10, as well as a range of fresh pastries and some impressive fruit dishes. Various locations, Dubai, 9am to 11.30am.Tel: (04) 4341433

Dubai Marina Yacht ClubYou could order the eggs and toast (Dhs40), which is so much more than that – eggs, toast, hash brown and bacon, in fact. But only a fool would shy away from tackling the Marina breakfast. Served in the iron skillet it’s cooked in, you will be presented with sausage, bacon, black pudding, grilled mushrooms, tomato, hash browns and eggs. The cost? Dhs65 with chilled juice, Dhs75 with fresh juice. Pork available25˚55˚ Café Bistro, Dubai Marina Yacht Club, Dubai Marina, Dubai, breakfast 7am to midnight, Dhs65 to Dhs75. Tel: (04) 3627900. www.dubaimarinayachtclub.com

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decent fry-up, it should be Irishman and McGettigan’s chef Derek Flynn. Flynn’s popular Irish Fry includes pork bacon and sausages of

Sloane’sIt’s pretty pricey, as you might expect from a hotel of Grosvenor House’s calibre, but the Sloane’s breakfast bu�et has it all – full English, an egg station, fresh juices, sushi, cheese and cold cuts, smoked salmon, stir fries, porridge, stews, soups, French toast, cereals, pancakes, wa�es, smoothies,

Dubai Marina

You could order the eggs and toast (Dhs40), which is so much more than that – eggs, toast, hash brown and bacon, in fact. But only a fool would shy away from tackling the

Bistro Madeleine

We’ve been starting our weekends o� with breakfast at Bistro Madeleine for some time, and for good reason. �e a la carte menu o�ers pastries, crepes, fresh juices and eggs

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a lovely stack of �u�y blueberry pancakes drizzled with maple syrup for Dhs10, as well as a range of fresh pastries and some impressive fruit dishes. Various locations, Dubai, 9am to 11.30am.Tel: (04) 4341433

Club, Dubai Marina, Dubai, breakfast 7am to midnight, Dhs65 to Dhs75. Tel: (04) 3627900. www.dubaimarinayachtclub.com



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MOREMore has an extensive all day breakfast menu featuring eggs on toast, pancakes, eggs Benedict, continental, Oriental and healthy breakfasts and yoghurt. Our pick is the English breakfast, boasting bread, butter and jam, fresh juice, three eggs, tomato, sausage or beef bacon, mushrooms, beans and tea or coffee. Just Dhs51. Various locations, Dubai, Dhs51. Tel: (04) 2830224. www.morecafe.biz

IkeaNow don’t get us wrong, Ikea might not be our �rst thought for breakfast, but you could certainly do worse for Dhs4. A large serving of scrambled eggs, two beef sausages, beans and a hash brown. �e only drawback is you have to do a circuit of the store to get out. Ikea, Dubai Festival City, Dubai, 9am to 11.30am, Dhs4. www.ikeadubai.com

Café Arabesque Local mixes with international at Café Arabesque, where a range of regional favourites sit nicely alongside classic breakfast staples. As such, you can try the Lebanese version of foul medames and scrambled egg with lamb, or order a fry-up from the a la carte menu. �e bu�et continues the theme, with a choice of exotic cold cuts, olives and cheeses, or plain old cereal if that’s what you prefer. Best of all, they bake their own bread on site. Park Hyatt, Deira, Dubai, Dhs140, 6.30am to 11am. Tel: (04) 6021234. www.hyatt.com

La FontanaThe appeal of La Fontana is that thrilling ‘away from Dubai’ feeling; you dine by the pool, peacocks strut around and there’s no sound of the city. It’s a classic hotel buffet breakfast, with pastries, live cooking station for eggs, pork section and some lovely hot dishes, and is consistently buzzing, even mid-week. This is a great place to fuel up before a round of golf and is very family-friendly. Oh, and there’s a man with a falcon, too. Pork availableJebel Ali Golf Resort & Spa, Jebel Ali, Dubai, 6.30am to 11am, Dhs105. Tel: (04) 8145555

YalumbaOn a Friday a�ernoon, Yalumba hosts one of the city’s most famous brunches, in the morning it boasts one of Dubai’s biggest breakfast o�erings. With both a la carte and bu�et dishes, Yalumba has everything from pancakes and wa�es to eggs and bacon, and even a breakfast taco. You will not be disappointed. Le Méridien Dubai, Airport Road, Dubai, 5.30am to 10.30am, Dhs119. Tel: (04) 7022328. www.diningatmeridiendubai.com

ThymeHands up if you live in Dubai Marina. Now, how many of you have been to Thyme? Didn’t think so. Hidden away in Oasis Beach Tower is one of the best breakfast buffets in town. It has everything you could possibly want to start the day, from full English to fruit and cereals. Pork availableThyme, Oasis Beach Tower, JBR, Dubai, 7am to 11am, Dhs95. Tel: (04) 3994444. www.jebelali-international.com

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PAVILIONWhere? As the former Emaar Properties sales o�ce on Burj Boulevard in Downtown, you’ll spot Pavilion by the huge wooden sculpture outside, which looks like it’s made from over-sized matchsticks. Inside, they’ve transformed the concrete box into a modern space broken up by sofas, desks and, ummm, a shed. It’s minimal, hip and unlike anywhere else in Dubai.

What’s there? The main space is split between an area with a library where you can plug in your laptop (everyone was tapping away on a MacBook when we visited) and a café. The shed can be reserved and used as an office, unusual meeting venue or private dining space. And, of course, you can rent foldable bikes there, too, for Dhs100 a day. Around the corner you’ll find an espresso bar, cinema with beanbag chairs and two contemporary art gallery spaces, while outside there’s seating and shisha in the shadow of that sculpture.

Who goes there? Friendly freelancers who use Pavilion as their o�ce, Downtown dwellers popping in for some lunch, artists, �lm fans and shisha lovers. Expect good-looking people wearing cool specs and expensive denim.

How much does it cost? As a non-pro�t organisation, it’s absolutely free to work from Pavilion all day (which is why it’s a magnet for freelancers) and visit the galleries. Shisha costs Dhs50 and is available until midnight. Various workshops are arranged throughout the year and cost extra.

What if I get hungry? �e café is run by Emaar and is well priced, with sandwiches from Dhs35, main dishes from Dhs45 and juices costing Dhs20. Our favourites include the grilled lamb cutlets (Dhs65) and hot mezze selection (Dhs45).

When is it open? �e café is open daily from 10am to 10pm, with Pavilion remaining open until midnight for all your cultural, Wi-Fi and mingling needs.

Pavilion, Burj Boulevard, Downtown, Dubai. Tel: (050) 6441304. www.pavilion.ae

Philistines beware – Dubai’s hippest hangouts are also art spaces where like-minded creative types get together to relax, eat, learn and more. Whether you want free WiFi or pick up a new hobby, we’ve explored Pavilion and Tashkeel, and found the best places to get an education, too

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TASHKEELWhere? We’re not going to lie to you. Tashkeel is not easy to �nd. Behind Meydan, you’ll see a whole new side to Dubai; a quieter side, with birds tweeting, �owers blooming and all sorts of suburban things. It really is very peaceful there. Tashkeel itself was once a supermarket, then an art college and now a community hub for the arts, all based around a garden.

What’s there? You’ll �nd a gallery, which is open to the public and exhibits pieces by both members of Tashkeel and visiting artists. �e main attraction, however, is the extensive studio space for painting, photographing, printmaking, jewellery and 3D design, Mac lab and textiles. Upstairs there’s also a library packed with reference books and international magazines, and the members’ lounge.

Who goes there? �ere are artists and designers from ages 18 to 60, across all sorts of disciplines and from all over the world, who use the space to create their work. �e regular workshops also attract aspiring artists and photographers who sign up for Saturday classes on subjects like Experimental Darkroom, Introduction to Photoshop and Dress Pattern Making.

How much does it cost? You can drop by the gallery for free, sign up for a weekly membership for Dhs200, monthly for Dhs700, three months for Dhs2,000 or a year which costs Dhs7,500. To start, we recommend the associate membership for Dhs600, which entitles you to 15 days of access over three months. Workshops vary in price, but are generally around Dhs875 for members and Dhs1,000 for non-members, which covers four days across a month (Saturdays 10am to 4pm with lunch provided), equipment and training.

What if I get hungry? Members can bring their own lunch and eat it in the lounge, or wander into the garden and sit amongst the sculptures.

When is it open? Saturday to �ursday 8am to 10pm.

Tashkeel, Nad Al Sheba, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3363313. www.tashkeel.org


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TASHKEEL BASTAKIYAThe little sister of the Nad Al Sheba outpost, the Bastakiya branch opened at the beginning of the year and provides six individual studios for artists, five of which are rented out on a long-term basis at a minimum of three months to a maximum of two people per studio. The sixth space can be used by visiting artists or booked by members on a short-term rotating basis. Members of Tashkeel Bastakiya can also use the facilities at Nad Al Sheba, and have access to the dedicated members’ gallery. Single membership costs Dhs5,000 for three months, or joint membership is Dhs3,500 per person for three months. Bastakiya, Bur Dubai, Dubai. Tel: (04) 43363313. www.tashkeel.org

SHELTERThe original Shelter in Al Quoz was an art space, cinema, hot-desk area for freelancers and start-up businesses, a café and even a place to dance, and its Sharjah outpost is also making waves, so prepare for the new Shelter in Media City. Opening soon, and made entirely from shipping containers, you can expect more cool events, workshops, a screening room, education programmes and a place where creatives can gather for chats about fonts and the like.Shelter, Media City, Dubai. www.shelter.ae

SAE INSTITUTEBased in Knowledge Village, SAE Institute is an international education body with an emphasis on technology and short courses – perfect for people looking for a new hobby or even a new career and who don’t have the time for full-time programmes. During May you can sign up for two-day bootcamps in drawing and HD-DSLR cinematography, or commit to 12-week courses in graphic design, electronic music production, or photography, which take place on Saturdays or weeknight evenings. Prices start from Dhs2,100 for the bootcamps, and Dhs8,500 for the 12-week programmes. SAE Institute, Knowledge Village, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3616173. www.dubai.sae.edu

SHELTERThe original Shelter in Al Quoz was an art space, cinema, hot-desk area for freelancers and start-up businesses, a café and even a place to dance, and its Sharjah outpost is also making waves, so prepare for the new Shelter in Media City. Opening soon, and made entirely from shipping containers, you can expect more cool events, workshops, a screening room, education programmes and a place where creatives can gather for chats about fonts and the like.Shelter, Media City, Dubai. www.shelter.ae

SAE INSTITUTEBased in Knowledge Village, SAE Institute is an international education body with an emphasis on technology and short courses – perfect for people looking for a new hobby or even a new career and who don’t have the time for full-time programmes. During May you can sign up for two-day bootcamps in drawing and HD-DSLR cinematography, or commit to 12-week courses in graphic design, electronic music production, or photography, which take place on Saturdays or weeknight evenings. Prices start from Dhs2,100 for the bootcamps, and Dhs8,500 for the 12-week programmes. SAE Institute, Knowledge Village, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3616173. www.dubai.sae.edu

DUCTACOne of the first, and most successful, places to pick up a new hobby, Dubai Community Theatre and Art Centre (DUCTAC) at Mall Of The Emirates offers courses for everyone from tots to experienced performers. The choice is vast, with workshops covering dance, art, theatre, comedy, fitness and music, and includes individual lessons, ensemble orchestras and drop-in classes. Our top picks are the NYC Tap & Body Beats classes, where you can learn body percussion from a Broadway veteran (Saturdays 11.30am to 12.30pm) and the Dubai Classical Guitar Orchestra (Tuesdays 6pm to 7.40pm), which welcomes all ages and abilities. Mall Of The Emirates, Barsha, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3414777. www.ductac.org

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See the world’s sexiest man, Ryan Reynolds, potter about in a full lycra bodysuit. �at’s everyone, right?

Previous DC adaptations such as Batman and Superman, although it’s worth pointing out that Lantern has always been a bit of cult �gure and, as such, his appeal has never been as universal as the Dark Knight’s or the Man Of Tomorrow’s.

Other actors considered for the title role included Sam Worthington and Justin Timberlake.

Hard to imagine it’ll delight too many people.

PREVIEW

James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Nicholas Hoult, Rose Byrne, Kevin Bacon, Matthew Vaughn (director)

‘Witness the origin’

Way before X-Men and its sequels, Charles Xavier (McAvoy) was just a young telepath out to recruit mutants before his former friend, Magneto (Fassbender), got his mitts on them.

Watch an X-Men movie that doesn’t feature Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen. Like they know anything about acting.

Marvel movies in general, but in particular X-Mens I to III and that Hugh Jackman Wolverine movie, the sequel to which has been delayed until a�er the Second Coming, apparently.

�e First Class screenplay was co-written by Jane Goldman, aka Mrs Jonathan Ross.

Should be Marvel’s best Norse-free o�ering of the year.

PREVIEW

Soul SurferGreen LanternX-Men: First Class

story’s truly astonishing.

Green Lantern

X-Men: First Class

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Cameron Diaz, Justin Timberlake, Lucy Punch, Jason Segel, John Michael Higgins, Jake Kasdan (director)

‘She doesn’t give an ‘F’’

Utterly inappropriate educator Elizabeth Halsey (Diaz) went completely o� the rails when she was given the elbow by her older (wiser?) other half.

Watch Cameron Diaz carry on like an alcohol-fuelled �oozy without having to expend energy lea�ng through the pages of HELLO! magazine.

Previous, but not terribly good, Cameron Diaz vehicles such as �e Sweetest �ing, in which she sings an utterly delightful song about male genitalia.

Jake Kasdan is the son of Lawrence Kasdan, writer of the original Stars Wars sequels and director of �e Accidental Tourist and �e Big Chill.

Bad Teacher’s school report would read ‘must try harder’.

★★✩✩✩

Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne, Ty Simpkins, Barbara Hershey, James Wan (director)

‘From the creators of Saw’

Parents Josh and Renai Lambert (Wilson and Byrne) discovered that, unless they acted quickly, their comatose son Dalton (Simpkins) might spend eternity in a hellish realm called �e Further.

Watch children in peril and see bad things happen to good people but don’t have it in you to watch the evening news.

James Wan’s previous o�erings, the all-singin’, all-slicin’ Saw series.

Ty Simpkins played Patrick Wilson’s son in Little Children, the controversial drama that snagged Kate Winslet her ��h Oscar nomination.

Fine for those mourning the death of the Saw saga.

★★✩✩✩

Jack Black, Angelina Jolie, Gary Oldman, Dustin Hoffman, Seth Rogen, Jennifer Yuh (director)

‘Prepare for the return of awesomeness’

An ancient foe threatened to eradicate kung fu, forcing pudgy panda Po (Black) to call upon his animal pals, �e Furious Five.

See a morbidly obese bear mete out justice the way only a morbidly obese bear can.

�e original Kung Fu Panda picture and the pretty decent straight-to-DVD spin-o� Secrets Of �e Furious Five.

First-time director Jennifer Yuh got her big break in movies drawing storyboards for fantasy pictures like Spawn and Dark City.

Not a classic, but pretty bearable (sorry).

★★★✩✩

Bad Teacher InsidiousKung Fu Panda 2

Hershey, James Wan (director)

Amrit Maghera, Akilesh Unnitan, Sandeep Garcha, Kiyani Aziz, Saahil Prem (writer-director-star)

‘Some rules are meant to be broken’

Bollywood and hip hop culture collided in the streets of She�eld, England.

Be reminded that there’s more to the Steel City than unemployed blokes willing to get their kecks o� in order to make a couple of quid.

Previous attempts to blend Bollywood with British cinema like Bride & Prejudice, and modern UK street movies like One Day.

Saahil Prem was working as an assistant director in Bollywood when he hit on the idea of making a movie in his hometown of She�eld.

Will it divide or unite its target audience?

PREVIEW

Someday...

Kung Fu Panda 2

Bad Teacher

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RARE

First up, some good news. It seems that our call in last month’s review of Jamie’s Italian for celeb chef Jamie Oliver to grace us with his presence in the UAE has paid off. The culinary chattering classes say he will spend a month here when his second restaurant opens at Mall Of The Emirates later this year. The power of the written word, huh. We can also reveal that Indian master chef Vineet Bhatia has two restaurants planned

for Abu Dhabi, the first of which should open around November. And that came from the man himself, who we cornered at the launch of his new Indego tapas menu recently. On to more pressing matters, and do we have we a feast in store for you this month. You wouldn’t believe the amount of food that Team What’s On has consumed on your behalf. We ploughed through more than 20 breakfasts for our main feature, and 20 tasting menus of new spring dishes from the UAE’s best restaurants (p44), and that’s before you factor in the meaty meals we put away at the newly reopened Rib Room (p50) and the French fancies we scoffed from Dubai institution Le Classique’s new menu (p53). And we did it all for you. I personally put away ten breakfasts and visited nine restaurants. That translates to about 24 solid hours in the gym. Elsewhere, The Critic discusses The S Pellegrino World's 50 Best Restaurants 2011 and his role as chairperson for the MENA region (p54) and we review beach bar Jetty Lounge (p55). Righty-o, time for breakfast. Scrambled eggs on wholegrain, and throw in a couple of rashers of extra crispy bacon, my good fellow. Tuck in.

Gareth Rees, Features & Food Editor

First up, some good news. It seems that our call in last month’s review of Jamie’s Italian for celeb chef Jamie Oliver to grace us with his presence in the UAE has paid off. The culinary chattering classes say he will spend a month here when his second restaurant opens at Mall Of The Emirates later this year. The power of the written word, huh. We can also reveal that Indian master chef Vineet Bhatia has two restaurants planned

for Abu Dhabi, the first of which should open around

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Wondering what to choose the next time you dine out? Wonder no more – we’ve scoured the Emirates' top restaurants to bring you the pick of their new spring menus. Hey – that’s just the kind of guys we are...

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Wondering what to choose the next time you dine out? Wonder no more – we’ve scoured the Emirates' top restaurants to bring you the pick of their new spring menus. Hey – that’s just the kind of guys we are...

THE UAE’S BEST NEW DISHESHOMARD BLEU DE L’ATLANTIQUE,REFLETSTYPE OF DISH: STARTERVERDICT: Central to this dish are medallions of blue lobster, placed on a Santa tea olive oil and passion fruit dressing with aloe Vera, Gallia melon, turnip and avocado. As you’d expect, it’s a riot of tastes, and set against the rich, bitter �avours of a quenelle and lobster bisque (its tartness de�nitely an acquired taste), and a sweet almond tart with cauli�ower shavings and lobster elbow, it’s an impressive addition to an already impressive menu. PRICE: Dhs270OTHER NEW DISHES: �e menu changes seasonally, so right now you’ll �nd foie gras, queue de boeuf (Dhs210) and l’hommage aux fromages de France (Dhs290) both gracing the entrées, while a very imposing beef �llet (Dhs250) heads up the mains.Reflets, InterContinental Hotel Dubai Festival City, Dubai, 6pm to late. Tel: (04) 7011111

TOMAHAWK STEAK, WEST 14THTYPE OF DISH: MAIN COURSEVERDICT: West 14th’s intimidating marquee main is 550g of meat attached to a monstrous rib bone – hence the tomahawk mantle. When it comes down to it, however, the �esh is irresistibly tender. PRICE: DHS450OTHER DISHES: Fall-apart, melt-in-the-mouth halibut with herb risotto cake, so�ened leek in butter and lobster bisque (Dhs180) and splendidly decadent Saturn white chocolate cheesecake (Dhs48).West 14th, Oceana Beach Club, The Palm, Dubai. Tel: (04) 4477601 www.west14th.ae

YELLOWTAIL KIZAMI YUZU, YOTTO

TYPE OF DISH: STARTERVERDICT: �ese slippery slices of fanned out yellowtail from Cipriani’s high-class Japanese, served with yamamomo (Japanese mountain peach) and yuzu soy sauce and kizami wasabi (pickled wasabi leaves) truly takes you to �avour country, lending just enough bite without any challenging �re.PRICE: Dhs110OTHER NEW DISHES: �e alliterative salmon sashimi (Dhs80) and wagyu �llet with Japanese green peppercorn sauce (Dhs220).Yotto, Cipriani, Building 1, Yas Yacht Club, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, midday to midnight. Tel: (02) 6575400. www.cipriani.com

CONIGLIO ALLA ROMANA, CIPRIANI

TYPE OF DISH: MAIN COURSEVERDICT: �e key ingredient of this slowly braised roast rabbit is baby artichoke, subtly countering the meat’s ordinarily richer taste. And although it’s a culinary cliché for any meat vaguely o� the beaten track, there’s a chicken-style quality to the rabbit – which is cut in eights – su�cient to remove any hang-ups associated with devouring such a delicacy.PRICE: Dhs170OTHER NEW DISHES: Veal short-ribs (Dhs220) and risotto alle cozze asparagi bianchi (risotto with mussels and white asparagus) (Dhs130).Cipriani Restaurant,Cipriani, Building 1, Yas Yacht Club, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, noon to midnight. Tel: (02) 6575400

WHITE CHOCOLATE PEARL, PEARLS & CAVIARTYPE OF DISH: DESSERTVERDICT: Discovering a pearl as shorthand for uncovering unexpected beauty is taken to Russian doll levels of thinking with this new signature dessert. It sits in the corner of a large black plate, representing the oyster and re�ecting Pearls & Caviar’s two-tone interior colour scheme. A visual rainbow is unleashed once you crack the egg-like chocolate shell open to spill its contents, though, revealing sumptuous coconut foam encircling pleasingly chilly lychee sorbet and fresh raspberry. Naughty? Check. Nice? Undoubtedly.PRICE: Dhs52OTHER NEW DISHES: �e entire menu is new, but we recommend crunchy so� shell crabs (Dhs120) and the wagyu tenderloin three peppers (Dhs210).Shangri-La Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, 7pm to midnight. Tel: (02) 5098777

Yellowtail Kizami Yuzu

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THE UAE’S BEST NEW DISHES

INDONESIAN CHICKEN CURRY, NOODLE HOUSETYPE OF DISH: MAINVERDICT: With tender pieces of chicken, a surprisingly spicy creamy sauce dotted with pieces of red chilli, and a nest of plain noodles, this is a Saturday night comfort meal (even more so if you get a take-out and enjoy it on your own sofa). �e curry is so warming that it’s almost nap inducing, which is why we don’t recommend you sample it at the Madinat restaurant; you don’t want people pointing while you snooze. A great new addition to �e Noodle House’s menu.PRICE: Dhs51OTHER NEW DISHES: �ey’ve added fried duck wontons (Dhs31) with a plum sauce to the appetiser selection (crispy casing with rich meat inside – yum), and Bakmi Goreng (Dhs52) to the mains. �is dish of wok-fried egg noodles, jumbo prawns and chicken is a great one to share; mild enough to work as a side and such a massive portion you could split it between two. The Noodle House, various branches, Dubai. Tel: (800) 666353. www.thenoodlehouse.com

BURGER, MARGAUXTYPE OF DISH: MAINVERDICT: �is thing is a monster. Juicy beef patty made with paprika, brioche bun and enough cheese to give you a hit of �avour, without being overwhelming. A proper burger. And it holds its shape well too, instead of the bun falling apart and the �lling spilling all over your plate, this burger resembles a burger until the last bite. Margaux was once a French-Italian restaurant, but with American chef Jason Oakley now at the helm, you can expect to �nd some exciting grills and innovative takes on classic dishes on the menu, alongside old favourites like the cote de boeuf, all in a new lounge setting. PRICE: Dhs85OTHER NEW DISHES: We started with the edamame falafel (Dhs55), which was outstanding and �nished with the chocolate fondant (Dhs45), which is made with peanut butter and popping candy. Margaux, Souk Al Bahar, Old Town, Dubai. Tel: (04) 4397555. www.margaux.ae

JAFFA CAKE PUDDING, RHODES TWENTY10TYPE OF DISH: DESSERTVERDICT: A�er a Rhodes’ signature ‘British with a twist’

dishes, what better way to �nish than the new Ja�a Cake

Pudding (Dhs50)? �is dish could knock the favourite sticky to�ee pudding o� its perch. Inspired by the UK snack

Ja�a Cakes, guilt-free it ain’t, but it’s worth it for the

nostalgia alone. PRICE: Dhs50OTHER NEW DISHES: Check out the Alaskan crab salad (Dhs95) with potatoes and salad cream dressing and the Brie tart (Dhs95), a standout dish for vegetarians on the mains menu. Rhodes Twenty10, Le Royal Méridien Beach Resort & Spa, Dubai Marina, Dubai, Tue to Sun 7.30pm to 11.30pm. Tel: (04) 3165550

SEARED CANADIAN SCALLOPS, RARETYPE OF DISH: STARTERVERDICT: At Rare, it’s usually all about steak. But the seared Canadian scallops, given an extra luxurious bent via champagne and tru�e risotto, cauli�ower, foam and caviar, are delicious. PRICE: Dhs75OTHER NEW DISHES: �e juicy 400g stock yard 400-day grain-fed Australian wagyu rib eye (Dhs225), extra special with Rare’s homemade hot sauce (Dhs15), and the pleasingly light green apple cloud (apple sorbet and pistachio cake) (Dhs45).Rare, Desert Palm, Al Awir Road, Dubai, Mon to Sat 7pm to 10.30pm. Tel: (04) 3238888

SALADS, RIVINGTON GRILL

TYPE OF DISH: STARTERVERDICT: Known for its modern British comfort food, Rivington Grill is lightening up for summer, with a trio of new salads that are crying out to be your lunch. First up is their take on bruschetta, with mixed heritage tomatoes and �nely sliced shallots, dressed in a mimosa dressing, served on a slice of toasted sour dough. If you need lettuce for it to be healthy, then opt for the garden salad with so� egg, cos lettuce, semi-dried cherry tomatoes, radishes, spring onions, celery and garlic croutons – it’s a colourful plate of fresh �avours, and would be great to share. Last up is a new take on dressed crab, with Cornish crab sharing a plate with crisp green apple slices, pea shoots and watercress. Lighter than its previous incarnation, this is a sophisticated serving of the best of British.PRICE: Dhs55 to Dhs95OTHER NEW DISHES: A thick, juicy veal chop has also joined the legions of favourites at �e Riv. Sourced from Australia, it comes with a sauce but the gently charred meat, perfectly pink in the middle, needs no accompaniment – just a watercress salad and glass of something worthy.Rivington Grill, Souk Al Bahar, Dubai, noon to 11pm. Tel: (04) 4230903

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CHAAT CONES, INDEGO BY VINEET

TYPE OF DISH: INDIAN TAPASVERDICT: From Indego’s new tapas menu, the chaat cone, �lled with spicy chickpeas, yoghurt and tamarind sauce, packs a crunchy kick; the pomegranate and mint add some sweetness to the potatoes in the aloo chaat, while the Indian cottage cheese-�lled paneer chaat cone is the lightest of the three. Everything you love about Indian food, minus the stomach �lling portion sizes. If you’re anything like us, you’ll order far too much.PRICE: Dhs45OTHER NEW DISHES: Stir-fried wasabi leaf prawns (Dhs65) are spicy without being overbearing while the sun dried tomato basil chicken tikka is best eaten outdoors to get the full smoked chicken e�ect (Dhs55).Grosvenor House, Dubai Marina, Dubai, Sun to Thurs 7pm to 11pm. Tel: (04) 3176000. www.grosvenorhousedubai.com

ZAFRAN FISH AND CHIPS, ZAFRAN

TYPE OF DISH: MAINVERDICT: All the dishes we tasted at celeb chef Atul Kochar ‘inspired’ Zafran exceeded our expectations of a mall-based restaurant, but the �sh and chips was easily the stand out dish. Like all the seafood we tasted, the breaded �sh was so� and sleek, collapsing under the lightest press of our fork. �e chips were closer to a potato wedge, but �avoured with curry leaf, they were a delight nonetheless. Best dipped in the sa�ron chilli mayonnaise. PRICE: Dhs45OTHER NEW DISHES: A seafood pakora of lightly battered and fried prawns, crème dory and calamari with a tart �g and berry chutney (Dhs39), exemplary samosas and bhajia (Dhs28), moist chicken marinated in basil and garlic (Dhs45) and aloo gobi, a dish of potato and cauli�ower stir-fried with turmeric and

cumin (Dhs25). Zafran, Mirdif

City Centre, Mirdif, Dubai. Tel: (04) 2840987

PARRIKA SMOKED SALMON, VERRETYPE OF DISH: STARTERVERDICT: Chef Scott Price and the team at Verre completely overhauled the menu for spring two days before our visit, and the results were astounding. �ere were bigger and bulkier dishes on the menu, but the one that impressed us the most was the paprika smoked organic salmon from the Shetland Isles, served with a delicate salad of bright, sweet, �rm spring peas and chanterelles. A beautiful looking dish, too. PRICE: A la carte set menu (canapés, amuse bouche, starter, main course, pre dessert, dessert and petit fours) Dhs395, tasting menu Dhs495, chef ’s table Dhs695OTHER NEW DISHES: Poached and roasted quail, served with their own eggs in a crispy shell with a light sweetcorn ecrasse �avoured with tarragon, sea bass with tru�ed gnocchi, smoked salsify and Jerusalem artichoke veloute. �ere’s also braised belly of Bavarian pork with a clever apple, potato and black pudding terrine and sage jus, citrus baba and a cheeky raspberry and almond salad with marshmallows and almond cream. Hilton Dubai Creek, Deira, Dubai, Sun to Fri 7pm to 11.30pm. Tel: (04) 2277550. www.gordonramsay.com

LAMB RACK, ASADO

TYPE OF DISH: MAINVERDICT: Asado is all about meat, so no surprises to see giant lamb chops on the menu. �ese particular chops, however, are lovingly slow cooked with garlic and olive oil in a vacuum pack at a low heat for six hours, served with mint gelatine, a sweet potato puree �avoured with ginger and pan fried blood orange with brown sugar and rosemary. �e result is simply sublime. PRICE: Dhs180OTHER NEW DISHES: A couple of pasty-like empanadas packed with king crab and plenty of �avour (Dhs25), a salad smartly combining grilled octopus, grapefruit, Parmesan and a scattering of green leaves (Dhs70) and veal brisket, slow cooked in milk for 24 hours – an Argentinean speciality (Dhs150).The Palace – The Old Town, Downtown Dubai, Dubai, 7pm to midnight. Tel: (04) 287888. www.theaddress.com

PANNACOTTA ALL’ESPRESSO E MIELE D’ACACIA, CERTO

TYPE OF DISH: DESSERTVERDICT: Pannacotta is usually a safe bet for a heavenly end to your meal, but there are so many sensations in Certo’s new dessert that you’ll almost wish you had just ordered three helpings of this. �e frankly divine honey sauce, a creamy delight that we couldn’t get enough of, underpins a mild kick from the espresso. �e sauce is so fabulous, indeed, it’ll have you scraping your plate down to the china.PRICE: Dhs40OTHER NEW DISHES: Crunchy eggplant �lled with goat cheese ricotta over red bell pepper coulis (Dhs60) and wonderfully rich roasted duck breast, braised endive, fondant apple and balsamic sauce (Dhs105).Certo, Radisson Blu Hotel, Dubai, 7pm to 11.30pm. Tel: (04) 3669111. www.radissonblu.com

CHAAT CONES,INDEGO BY VINEET

TYPE OF DISH:TAPASVERDICT:tapas menu, the chaat cone, �lled with spicy chickpeas, yoghurt and tamarind sauce, packs a crunchy kick; the pomegranate and mint add some sweetness to the potatoes in the aloo chaat, while the Indian cottage cheese-�lled paneer chaat cone is the lightest of the three. Everything you love about Indian food, minus the stomach �lling portion sizes. If you’re anything like us, you’ll order far too much.PRICE:OTHER NEW DISHES:Stir-fried wasabi leaf prawns (Dhs65) are spicy without being overbearing while the sun dried tomato basil chicken tikka is best eaten outdoors to get the full smoked chicken e�ect (Dhs55).Grosvenor House, Dubai Marina, Dubai, Sun to Thurs 7pm to 11pm. Tel: (04) 3176000. www.grosvenorhousedubai.com

Paprika smoked salmonChaat cones



WAGYU TENDERLOIN, ZUMATYPE OF DISH: MAINVERDICT: Zuma consistently creates new dishes of the highest standard, but the wagyu tenderloin from the new robata grill is a cut above. �ose who want to indulge – and can handle it – should go for the intense tru�e ponzu sauce, while for others it’ll be all about the more understated tahoon yuzu pepper sauce. Either way, it’s a dish you won’t forget.PRICE: Dhs445OTHER NEW DISHES: Sliced salmon tataki with a chilli and vinegar dressing (Ebisu lunch menu Dhs62 to Dhs120), an enormous grilled lemon sole, served whole with yuzu salt, red onion, ginger relish and yuzu koshu dressing (Dhs400) and an impressive tofu cheesecake (Dhs40). Gate Village, Building 6, DIFC, Dubai, Sat to Thurs 12.30pm to 3pm, Sat to Wed 7pm to midnight, Thurs and Fri 7pm to 1am. Tel: (04) 4255660. www.zumarestaurant.com

PAN FRIED SEA BASS, TRAITEURTYPE OF DISH: MAINVERDICT: Served with asparagus, peas and rich glazed morels, the sea bass exempli�ed the unfussy French cooking with superior ingredients that is chef Franck Detrait’s speciality. PRICE: Dhs175OTHER NEW DISHES: tomatoes and basil with fougasse bread from Provence (Dhs65), a duck foie gras terrine with berries (Dhs80), tuna con�t with chilled courgette soup �avoured with oregano (Dhs60), John Dory �llet (Dhs170), roast cod (Dhs160), monk�sh with curry cauli�ower mousseline (Dhs170) and too many desserts to mention – the best of them was the vanilla crème brulee (Dhs50)Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, Sun to Fri 7pm to midnight. Tel: (04) 3172222

GRILLED LOBSTER, LA PETITE MAISON

TYPE OF DISH: MAINVERDICT: �e colours, the smells, the taste – where do we start. It might be expensive, but then lobster always is, especially when it’s of this quality. �e UAE does a lot of lobster, usually served cold, bitter and rubbery on a brunch bu�et, but nothing that compares to this. Simply grilled and drizzled with an olive dressing, scraping the warm, sweet �esh from this bright orange beauty was the highlight of our month. PRICE: Dhs375OTHER NEW DISHES: If it wasn’t for the lobster, the peas – recently sourced from France and served with tomato and basil – would have been our featured dish (Dhs85). Also new is a plate of warm asparagus in a creamy tru�e sauce (Dhs125), cold asparagus in an agreeably heavy shallot and goats’ cheese dressing (Dhs85) and grilled aubergine in a pistou (garlic, fresh basil and olive oi) sauce with string of melted mozzarella and prawns (Dhs125). DIFC, Gate Village 8, Dubai, Sun to Fri noon to 2.30pm and 7pm to 11pm. Tel: (04) 4390505. www.lpmdubai.ae

SCALLOPS, RHODES MEZZANINE

TYPE OF DISH: STARTERVERDICT: All the new dishes chef Paul Lupton served up for us at Rhodes Mezzanine this month were extremely clever – clearly a lot of thought has gone into them, with everything just so. Almost every �ne dining establishment in the city serves scallops, so they can become pretty boring a�er a while. Not these. Seared, podgy morsels of tender �esh in a thin, crispy batter accompanied by sweetcorn, shallots, tarragon and oyster mushrooms. You simply must try them. You must. PRICE: Dhs135OTHER NEW DISHES: a handsome ragout of pleasingly acidic artichokes, baby leeks with a bit of a crunch and quail eggs combined with a Jerusalem artichoke cream (Dhs90), salmon and craw chowder (Dhs100), and an organic salmon set o� by sweet caramelised shallots, lemon, olives, capers and a Dijon hollandaise (Dhs180).Grosvenor House, Dubai Marina, Dubai, Mon to Sat 7pm to 11.30pm. Tel: (04) 3998888. www.garyrhodes.com

OKKU BURGER, OKKU

TYPE OF DISH: MAINVERDICT: �ere’s a whole new weekday Tezekuri lunch menu at Okku, and you’ll be hard-pressed to �nd fault with any of it, but for us, it’s all about the Okku burger. Bun-less – it’s wrapped in crisp lettuce leaves – it boasts a thick ground Angus beef, tomato and onion with a BBQ soy sauce with crunchy coleslaw on the side. PRICE: Sui – miso and main (Dhs69), daichi – miso, starter and main (Dhs89), kaze – miso, starter, main and ice cream or sorbet (Dhs99) or hibachi – miso, starter, main ice cream or sorbet and a beverage (Dhs125)OTHER NEW DISHES: Yellowtail sashimi, ponzu and wasabi salsa, salmon tartare, skewers of grilled chicken with spring onions in a soy marinade and corn-fed toromi chicken with a honey soy dressing.Monarch Dubai Hotel, One Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, lunch noon to 3pm. Tel: (04) 5018777. www.okkudubai.com

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GRILLED LOBSTER, PETITE MAISON

TYPE OF DISH:VERDICT:smells, the taste – where do we start. It might be expensive, but then lobster always is, especially when it’s of this quality. �e UAE does a lot of lobster, usually served cold, bitter and rubbery on a brunch bu�et, but nothing that compares to this. Simply grilled and drizzled with an olive dressing, scraping the warm, sweet �esh from this bright orange beauty was the highlight of our month. PRICE:OTHER NEW DISHES:wasn’t for the lobster, the peas – recently sourced from France and served with tomato and basil – would have been our featured dish (Dhs85). Also new is a plate of warm asparagus in a creamy tru�e sauce (Dhs125), cold asparagus in an agreeably heavy shallot and goats’ cheese dressing (Dhs85) and grilled aubergine in a pistou (garlic, fresh basil and olive oi) sauce with string of melted mozzarella and prawns (Dhs125). DIFC, Gate Village 8, Dubai, Sun to Fri noon to 2.30pm and 7pm to 11pm. Tel: (04) 4390505. www.lpmdubai.ae

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The Rib RoomA Dubai favourite reopens for business. But is it just a spare rib?

It’s always a risk to close a popular restaurant – especially if it’s a steakhouse. �e danger is even greater in Dubai, where trends are so important, loyalty is so hard to ensure and people are quick to pledge their allegiance to the next ‘in’ thing. And with so many steakhouses in the city, it wouldn’t be di�cult to �nd a replacement – let’s face it, a new steakhouse opens just about every month.

But �e Rib Room at Emirates Towers seems to have pulled it o�. In fact, when we visited on a Saturday night, less than a month a�er the reopening, almost every table was taken.

And, putting aside the substantial and, on the whole, �rst-rate dinner we enjoyed for a moment, it’s not to hard to see why

�e adjoining Agency wine bar is just the kind of dimly lit alcove that any wine lover would enjoy for a pre or post-dinner sni�er, while the restaurant itself, with its crisp white linen covered tables, leather-clad booths and jazz playing saxophonist, feels like you’ve made the right choice from the moment you sit down.

With a steakhouse, the right décor and ambience is half the battle won – you’ve broken through the enemy’s defences and you’re running screaming at their commander with a huge blade clenched in your �st.

Which, incidentally, is how we approached dinner. �ere were spicy, crunchy bread-crumbed rings of calamari – a steakhouse classic – with a serviceable mushroom remoulade. But it would be rude, and dreadfully silly, not to order the wagyu beef tartar. �ere are many tartars in Dubai, but this is the �rst time we’ve had one made tableside – not just that, we had a say in every part of its construction, from the mustard to

In tweet form… A recently reopened Dubai classic has pitch perfect décor and atmosphere, and the menu to match. Welcome back The Rib Room. Follow us at WhatsOnDubai and WhatsOnAbuDhabi

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Need to knowLocation: Hotel Tower, Emirates Towers, DubaiTel: (04) 3198088Web: www.jumeirah.com Open: Sun to Thurs 12.30pm to 2.30pm, daily 7pm to 11pmCuisine type: steakhouseMust eat: steak tartarBill for two: Dhs780

the four drops of Tabasco. A bit of theatre is always welcome, and it’s hard to complain about the food having supervised its creation. For the record, we did a terri�c job.

From the ribs section of the menu we ordered an enormous sweet and sticky veal chop in a beer, honey and mustard glaze, which we were made to don a bib while we tackled it. Not usually our style, but when in Rome. On the side, a bowl of tempura wasabi fries were a little soggy, with nowhere near enough mustard kick alongside an altogether more impressive dish of roasted root vegetables.

We also enjoyed a Kobe tenderloin, which was a sleek and beautiful piece of meat, cooked just as we wanted.

We were slightly disappointed that one of the cheeses we asked for was missing from the artisanal cheese platter, but a divine sheeps’

milk pecorino and a couple of glasses of vintage port just about made up for it.

With �e Rib Room proving it can do ribs and steak – its raison d'être, a�er all – and ticking all the boxes for its furnishings and mood, it seems that the decision for their overhaul was a wise one. Not just a spare rib, then, more an indispensable classic.

SHAKE SHACKIt seems that our love affair with

American-style burgers is far from over, as

the UAE’s first Shake Shack has just opened up at the Mall Of The Emirates. The

much-heralded New York-born

burger joint offers a simple but conclusive menu of burgers, hot dogs and shakes. But we recommend you check out its trademark frozen custard desserts – they’re worth the trip alone.Mall Of The Emirates, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3475513. www.shakeshack.com

TEA FOR YOUHere at What’s On, we get through

gallons of tea, so we were delighted to

hear of the arrival of independent brew boutique Tea For You. Based in Tecom,

near The Greens, Dubai, the café has

over 100 types of tea, and specialises in quality loose tea from all over the world. They also do tasty little cakes, too.Tecom, opposite the Layia Oak Hotel, Dubai. Tel: (04) 4572575. www.tea4you.ae

WOK INThe Mövenpick Hotel in Deira

has stepped up its culinary game with

the opening of a new Pan-Asian restaurant – Wok In. Boasting an open plan

kitchen, complete with ceiling-licking

oven flames, the rockin’ Wok In (sorry) will serve dishes from Singapore, Vietnam and Japan – definitely one for lovers of Asian food to check out.Mövenpick Hotel Deira. Tel: (04) 444 0111. www.moevenpick-hotels.com

Some new faces join the race for our affections

A taste of things to come

American-style burgers is far from over, as

the UAE’s first Shake Shack has just opened up at the Mall Of The Emirates. The

much-heralded New York-born

burger joint offers a simple but conclusive menu of

gallons of tea, so we were delighted to

hear of the arrival of independent brew boutique Tea For You. Based in Tecom,

near The Greens, Dubai, the café has

over 100 types of tea, and specialises in quality loose tea

has stepped up its culinary game with

the opening of a new Pan-Asian restaurant – Wok In. Boasting an open plan

kitchen, complete with ceiling-licking

oven flames, the rockin’ Wok In (sorry) will serve dishes



CELEBRATE MAIFESTThe coming of spring means that it's time to celebrate Maifest – the German festival designed for those of you who can’t wait until October for its bigger brother Oktoberfest. Pull on your lederhosen and head on down to Hofbrauhaus, for a month-long indulgence of German food, drink and oompha music. We do love a good fest.May 1 to 31, Hofbrauhaus, JW Marriott Dubai, Dubai. Tel: (04) 607 7977. www.marriottdiningatjw.ae

MICHELIN MENUMichelin-starred chef Pascal Ginoux takes the reins at the Rodeo Grill Restaurant this month. Not only will he be taking cooking classes for just Dhs199, but the week will see him preparing exquisite lunch and dinner menus. For a real treat, book yourself some tickets for the May 12 gala dinner for Dhs565. May 8 to 12, Rodeo Grill Restaurant, Al Bustan Rotana Dubai, Dubai. Tel: (04) 7054818. www.rotanda.com

SEVENTH HEAVENWith new chef Vladimiro Gadioli onboard, Sofitel Dubai Jumeirah Beach hotel’s Italian restaurant Rococo is now offering a seven-course sampler menu, including oven-baked sea bass, for a mere Dhs160 (with an option to add wine for a further Dhs120). Until June 12, Rococo Restaurant, Sofitel Dubai Jumeirah Beach, Dubai, Dhs160. Tel: (04) 4484860. www.sofitel.com

GRILLED FOR SUCCESSUS meat maestro chef Jay McCarthy will be at the helm at Palm Grill for six days, creating menus packed with char-grilled Texan delicacies accompanied by handpicked American wines.May 1 to 6, Palm Grill, Radisson Blu, Deira Creek, Dubai. Tel: (04) 2057033. www.radissonblu.com

FREE RIDINGTaxi fares can make the cost of eating out pile up. Thankfully, this month the clever people at Bab Al Shams’ Al Hadheerah restaurant are offering to pay for your taxi to and from the resort if you’re dining on a weekday. Waiter, your most expensive bottle!Sat to Thurs, Al Hadheerah, Bab Al Shams Desert Resort and Spa, Dubai. Tel: (04) 8096100 www.meydanhotels.com/babalshams

Chew on these culinary titbits

On the menu

Michelin-starred chef Pascal Ginoux takes the reins at

May 8 to 12, Rodeo Grill Restaurant, Al Bustan Rotana

Jumeirah Beach, Dubai, Dhs160. Tel: (04) 4484860. www.



EATING OUT

Le ClassiqueTimeless French food, or out of date fine dining? We visit one of Dubai’s most enduring eateries to find out

In a land of Japanese restaurants serving jacket potatoes, bistros branching out into burgers and people buying salads, of all things, at McDonald’s, it’s reassuring to �nd a place that does exactly what it says on the tin. Or above the door, anyway.

Le Classique is just what you’d expect: a classic, formal French restaurant. A refurb at the beginning of the year banished the previous odour of golf bags, and replaced it with the so� smell of leather, bottles being uncorked and meat charring. Admittedly, you can still watch golfers practice their swing on the driving range, but Le Classique is, a�er all, at a golf club. �ere’s also that unmistakable gentleman’s club feel, with button-back chairs, wine-lined walls and bonhomie amongst the customers, many of whom clearly dine at the restaurant on a regular, loyal basis.

On the night we visited there was a cheerful group outside on the terrace, while it was quieter inside. Initially, very quiet indeed. It was quickly apparent that Le Classique has long been overlooked by non-members, either because Dubai diners don’t realise that it’s open to everyone, or because a�er more than 20 years of serving up French fare, it’s been forgotten; washed away in a wave of celeb chefs and shiny new buildings.

But Le Classique shouldn’t be overlooked. �e table d'hôte menu is dotted with French accents, �ourishes and traditional terms, but boasts an impressive multi-course extravaganza, from two courses costing Dhs220, to the full four courses for Dhs290. A bargain by anyone’s

standards when you see the dishes and, more importantly, the ingredients.

An amuse bouche of pan-fried scallops on a potato and celery risotto with chicken jus started proceedings, a light mouthful of silky mollusk, with the creamy bite of the rice. Sophisticated and well thought out, it set the tone for the starters. On the menu Filet de Bar, Coquilles St Jacques et Beignet de Crevette aux Parfums Nicois was helpfully translated to steamed sea bass, grilled scallops and prawn tempura with Mediterranean �avours, and on the plate translated to bite-sized portions of fresh seafood, each bringing its own identity and, on the whole, a hint of modernity to the menu. Notoriously di�cult to do properly, the tempura was cooked at exactly the right temperature, so there was no sogginess or brittle batter, making the prawn the star of this particular show. We also opted for duck breast carpaccio, which came with duck liver terrine and balsamic vinegar drops, which nicely cut through what could have been a cloying pate. Finely sliced and perfectly pink, the duck was amongst the best we’ve had, balancing precariously and successfully between freshness and richness.

�e mains were trickier to choose, with each dish like a poem; who can resist blanc de Volaille, canette de canard, selle de chevreuil and cassolette de fruit de mer? Unashamedly both traditional and decadent, with a nod to the international clientele, these were elegant platefuls of wintry �avours, almost syrupy sauces and excellent quality meat. �e roast loin of lamb with caramelised onions and rosemary jus wasn’t complicated, but was prepared with care and attention, with the lamb whipped from the heat at the crucial moment. Across the table, the �llets of beef with duck liver rolled in �lo pastry (‘gout on a plate’ we muttered) turned out to be a

Need to knowLocation: Emirates Golf Club, Sheikh Zayed Road, DubaiTel: (04) 3802222Web: www.dubaigolf.comOpen: Mon to Sat 7pm to 10.30pmCuisine type: FrenchMust eat: duck carpaccioBill for two: Dhs550

In tweet form… Le Classique harks back to the good old days of French fine dining. And if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Follow us at WhatsOnDubai and WhatsOnAbuDhabi

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deconstructed beef wellington, and much lighter than its French name promised.

To �nish, Le Classique has a �ambé trolley. A whole trolley for the drama of dessert, with the waiter sending �ames towards the ceiling before serving. Utterly 1970s and totally delicious, we ordered �ambéed strawberries, which came with ice cream in a brandy basket (not quite sure if this was a nod to kitsch-chic or just a bit out-dated) and a crepe suzette – the ultimate in retro �ne dining. And both were superb. A bit na�? Yes. Did we care? No.

�e restaurant’s chef of 20 years is departing soon, and it remains to be seen if the new captain of

this ship will keep the traditional dishes, the �ourished menu font, the beloved �ambé trolley and the nostalgic feel, but we hope he does.



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It’s that time of year again. Over here, the winter ebbs away and the last of the alfresco stalwarts are gradually herded indoors. But over there – in London – people are starting to brazenly guzzle outdoors (because they can, just about), and the restaurant world is crackling with the fresh joys of spring – not to mention the excitement of yet another San Pellegrino World’s 50 Best Restaurants awards.

Back in the UAE, you might skim headlines of another victory for Noma restaurant of Copenhagen, a lifetime achievement award for Juan Mari Arzak, and how Gordon Ramsay failed to make the top 50 – again. �en you might shrug and turn

to the sport. It’s the world’s 50 best restaurants, you note, but why, you may ask, does that exclude the restaurants of the UAE and the Middle East?

�e answer is that it doesn’t. Or rather, it doesn’t have to. Here’s how the voting works. �e 50 Best Restaurants Academy is split into 27 world regions – ours comprising the Middle East and North Africa – and each region has an Academy chairperson (in our case, it is your humble What’s On food columnist).

Each chairperson chooses a panel of critics, chefs, restaurateurs and bon viveurs to vote for their seven favourite restaurants, at least three of which must be outside of their region of residence. In other words, each MENA panellist can only vote for four restaurants within their own region.

One problem is the sheer size of our region – from Morocco in the north west, all the way to Oman in the south east – which dwarfs the United Kingdom and Ireland region, for example. Another is that panellists from other regions may not be readily inclined to visit the cities of the Middle East as o�en as they might visit the great restaurant cities of

say Paris, New York, San Sebastian or Copenhagen. Hence the lack of MENA eateries on the list.

It’s a sad fact that, to many outside our region, the Middle East is o�en seen as another world; the misconception being that the cuisine here isn’t that sophisticated, the ingredients aren’t up to scratch and the chefs aren’t all that good. Meanwhile, the perceived instability of the region might further deter those of a delicate constitution.

�at’s not to say restaurants from the region haven’t made the top pick in previous years, largely due to voting from within the region. Both Gordon Ramsay’s

Verre and Re�ets Par Pierre Gagnaire have been included in the past.

But, by and large, unless a restaurant is piercing the ozone layer at the top of the world’s tallest skyscraper, or it’s serving live monkey brains to mega-rich Sheikhs on a manmade planet orbiting the Burj Al Arab, then the world’s media just isn’t interested.

Which is why it’s incumbent on all UAE epicureans to let the rest of the international community know that, when it comes to food, as in matters of culture and current a�airs, the Middle East isn’t a world apart.

“IT’S THE WORLD’S 50 BESTRESTAURANTS, YOU NOTE, BUT WHY, YOU MAY ASK,DOES THAT EXCLUDE THE

RESTAURANTS OF THE UAE ANDTHE MIDDLE EAST?”

James Brennan knows food. Having written on everything from bhajis to burgers for a string of international publications, James is now the Middle East chairman of the World’s 50 Best Restaurants judging panel. Don’t miss his monthly musings every issue



Jetty LoungeThe One&Only’s beach bar

Roll up, roll up, this is your last chance to visit the neon-drenched Jetty Lounge. It may have a lovely bar inside, but it’s the beachside cabanas and illuminated white seating outside that are the main draw, and with the temperature hitting ‘too hot to touch the steering wheel’ heights from June, now is the time to go.

Residing at the One&Only Royal Mirage and slap bang on the sands – so benefiting from a very pleasant sea breeze – you can choose to ditch the shoes and bag yourself a private cabana with sofas, or mingle on the terrace. Either way, the time to go is sunset, then order some snacks and make friends with the waiter to ensure the Pimms keep coming until closing. The only downside to the privacy is that you’re out of sight, so staff need to be particularly proactive. Or do what we did and order a few rounds of drinks at the same time.

It’s hard to define what makes a bar successful, not only commercially, but how it combines décor, service, music, menu and expertise to create somewhere with that magical quality that makes people visit time and time again. With Jetty Lounge, we suspect the golf buggies have something to do with it, while the food platters don’t hurt either; ideal for sharing, with most platefuls themed geographically (we visited Mexico for nachos and the Far East for huge spicy prawns, then opted for the Jamon Jamon; cured meats, olives and tomato bread).

Put simply, Jetty Lounge is the kind of bar you visit after a sophisticated brunch to keep chatting, rather than where you go to continue the mayhem until the clubs open. It’s where you should go for a casual first date, elegant sundowners, a gossipy catch up, chic pre-dinner drinks or to impress out-of-towners. It is NOT where you’ll find sunburnt tourists in football shirts, girls in cheap dresses husband hunting, or groups of lads looking for the big match on big screens. Jetty Lounge is Dubai at its best; so don’t tell the masses, OK?The One&Only Royal Mirage, Al Sufouh, Dubai, daily 2pm to late. Tel: (04) 399999

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Water Panics In The Sea, US-artist Laleh Khorramian’s newest work, is currently debuting in the Emirates. We catch up with her to talk art, Disney and silent screams

Water Panics… is part of a series – tell us about it.It’s a series of animations that I’ve been working on that are set around journeys. �ey are loosely based on the idea of the �ve ele-ments – air, water, �re, earth and ether. So water is the fourth one and I would say the subject varies between the ship and water itself – sometimes we are the water and sometimes we might be the ship. In a way it’s a journey into the subconscious.Do you set out with a very clear idea, or does it develop as you work? I’d say that 50 per cent of my process is chance, but I set it up in my work – from research to drawing to working with the sound – in a way that will allow me to encounter things unex-pectedly. When I start, I do have a notion about what’s going to happen – or I have a notion about certain elements – but it’s very disconnected; so the process that I work on is to make things con-nect and to have a story unfold that is actually rather unexpected to myself also.Why do you work as a video artist?Actually, I don’t use any video, it’s all stills – people think it’s video but it’s photographs all put together. I like to play with time and space, and moving image really functions to create this ad-ditional dimension and freedom. Otherwise, I would just perhaps

stick with painting, which is how I started out. But this active dimension o�ers an access to the recesses of our subconscious that I was seeking to explore. The sound and vision makes it very multisensory – does the composer put the music together after you’re done, or is it collaboration?It’s a total collaboration. We had many, many discussions and basi-cally he composed lots of tracks and gave that to me and I took all that material and reworked it, as I wanted to. I redid this �lm three times; I literally threw it out and restarted again and again. �ere’s even parts of the soundtrack where I took the entire �lm from the �rst version and condensed it into 30 seconds. So it’s really dense. It even has my voice. Un-less you watch it many times, I don’t think you’d catch it, but I

scream on the soundtrack a few times [laughs]. It’s just that there’s so much there, just layers that kind of work together to create a very di�erent sound. You’re Iranian yet you live in the States – what kind of influ-ence has your cultural herit-age had on your work?I would say growing up in Florida had more impact than being Ira-nian; culturally, I don’t think that plays any role in my work. I grew up in Florida with Disney World and all that goes with that. I grew up in a place where, essentially nothing is old and everything i,s newly constructed, completely fabricated and larger than life – this is a far heavier in�uence on what I’m doing than being Iranian. Until Jun 13, Pavilion Downtown Dubai, Emaar Boulevard, Down-town Burj Kalifa, Dubai. Tel: (050) 6441304. www.thepavilion.ae

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Water Panics In The Sea, US-artist Laleh Khorramian’s newest work, is currently debuting in the Emirates. We catch up with her to talk art, Disney and silent screams

Water Panics… is part of a series – tell us about it.It’s a series of animations that I’ve been working on that are set around journeys. �ey are loosely based on the idea of the �ve ele-ments – air, water, �re, earth and ether. So water is the fourth one and I would say the subject varies between the ship and water itself – sometimes we are the water and sometimes we might be the ship. In a way it’s a journey into the subconscious.Do you set out with a very clear idea, or does it develop as you work? I’d say that 50 per cent of my process is chance, but I set it up in my work – from research to drawing to working with the sound – in a way that will allow me to encounter things unex-pectedly. When I start, I do have a notion about what’s going to happen – or I have a notion about certain elements – but it’s very disconnected; so the process that I work on is to make things con-nect and to have a story unfold that is actually rather unexpected to myself also.Why do you work as a video artist?Actually, I don’t use any video, it’s all stills – people think it’s video but it’s photographs all put together. I like to play with time and space, and moving image really functions to create this ad-ditional dimension and freedom. Otherwise, I would just perhaps

stick with painting, which is how I started out. But this active dimension o�ers an access to the recesses of our subconscious that I was seeking to explore. The sound and vision makes it very multisensory – does the composer put the music together after you’re done, or is it collaboration?It’s a total collaboration. We had many, many discussions and basi-cally he composed lots of tracks and gave that to me and I took all that material and reworked it, as I wanted to. I redid this �lm three times; I literally threw it out and restarted again and again. �ere’s even parts of the soundtrack where I took the entire �lm from the �rst version and condensed it into 30 seconds. So it’s really dense. It even has my voice. Un-less you watch it many times, I don’t think you’d catch it, but I

scream on the soundtrack a few times [laughs]. It’s just that there’s so much there, just layers that kind of work together to create a very di�erent sound. You’re Iranian yet you live in the States – what kind of influ-ence has your cultural herit-age had on your work?I would say growing up in Florida had more impact than being Ira-nian; culturally, I don’t think that plays any role in my work. I grew up in Florida with Disney World and all that goes with that. I grew up in a place where, essentially nothing is old and everything i,s newly constructed, completely fabricated and larger than life – this is a far heavier in�uence on what I’m doing than being Iranian. Until Jun 13, Pavilion Downtown Dubai, Emaar Boulevard, Down-town Burj Kalifa, Dubai. Tel: (050) 6441304. www.thepavilion.ae

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�ese are exciting times for local, up-and-coming artists. Up until just a few years ago exhibition space was, with a few notable exceptions, the preserve of ‘professional’ artists, many of whom were brought in from the wider MENASA region and beyond to attract well-heeled local and international buyers. Slowly but surely, however, that has begun to change. �e open-ing of Project Space, which is dedicated to showcasing new locally-based talent, at �e

Homegrown

Dubai’s first Emirati-owned and man-aged community music space, the Centre for Musical Arts (CMA), is a non-profit group that aims to provide music educa-tion to over 1,200 stu-dents of all ages and abilities. Founder Tala Badri tells us more

Music for our ears

What is the inspirationbehind CMA?At the age of 17, I received a full scholarship to study music at the University of London from the Dubai Government. I promised the ruler at the time, HH Sheikh Maktoum Bin Rashid Al Maktoum – may he rest in peace – that when I returned I would do something with my

music. It took a few years to find the outlet for my passion but, inspired by my daughter and her experience with music and a little bit of luck, the Centre for Musical Arts was born.Why do you think music is so important to the region?Dubai has worked hard to develop a fantastic infrastructure – from great road and transport networks to buildings, parks and so on – now the city is looking to enhance the quality of life for all who live here, and this is where arts and music fit in. In order to compete on the same level of the world's

large developed cities as a model place to live, I believe that music – and the arts in general – are very important to the development of not just Dubai, but the region as a whole.Is the centre open to everyone?Yes, regardless of age or background. Currently, we take on students from the age of five, but from September we will be running specialist classes for infants and toddlers. We also have a large percentage of adult students who are learning a new instrument or rediscovering an old one.What kind of music does the centre support?We teach all the orchestral instruments, as well as piano, guitar and voice. We mainly cover classical and jazz , but we do explore a contemporary repertoire with students as well.Describe your vision for CMA in three words.Music. For. All.www.cmadubai.com

Last chanceIf you haven’t made it there already, make a note in your diary now – after two outstanding months, the Sharjah Biennial finally draws to a close on May 16. Head to the Heritage Centre for a map and get ready to explore.www.sharjahart.org/biennial

Skills setA new month means a new term over at Dubai International Art Centre. The open day for new students keen to explore what’s on offer actually took place last month, but with most courses not starting until May, there’s still time to get onboard. www.artdubai.com

�ird Line gallery last summer marked the �rst real shi� by the region’s galleries into a market that had, up until then, tended to remain the preserve of long-standing and well-meaning art schools and collectives, from DIAC to Tashkeel. �e news that DUCTAC, the Mall Of �e Emirates-based community arts hub, has just launched the Rotational Gal-lery, a new exhibition space dedicated to highlighting up-and-coming local talent, fur-ther proves that the grassroots isn’t just alive, but thriving. If you’re looking for a leg-up into the professional arts realm, get in touch – they’re accepting submissions from all genres, ages and stages of development. E-mail: [email protected]

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Art historian, dedicated collector and managing director of Dubai’s Meem Gallery, Charles Pocock knows the UAE art scene like the back of a Picasso. Do you have an art question for Charles? E-mail: [email protected]

�e big scandal currently engul�ng the UAE art world is the recent dismissal of Jack Persekian as director of the Sharjah Biennial following a public outcry over an installation by the Alge-rian artist Mustapha Benfodil.

Benfodil’s work, displayed at what is one of the region’s most prestigious art biennials, comprised mannequins in soccer uniforms covered with Arabic phrases, which some regarded as being blasphemous.

�is throws up a number of perti-nent questions. Not least, why didn’t anybody censor the work prior to the opening? And why did Sharjah Art Foundation place the work next to a mosque?

“I had not looked at it carefully be-cause I couldn’t”, said Persekian a�er-wards. “�ere were so many works and so many things to produce – �lms and

books and publications and videos, a million things I didn’t go through. I’m not in the habit of checking everything, and people just didn’t like what they saw in that work and took it out on me personally.”

But the Sharjah Art Foundation has condemned the work and the decision to present it at the biennial.

“�is work paired language that was sexually explicit with religious references in an overt and provocative manner,” said Sharjah Art Foundation President Sheikha Hoor Al-Qasimi. “Like all organisations that present art in the public realm, it is the duty of the presenters of the art to work closely with the artist to determine if said work is suitable to the public context. In this case, this due diligence did not occur.”

Making Jack Persekian the scapegoat so publicly, when others must be to blame, damages the credibility of the regional art scene in the eyes of both a local and international audience.

Persekian’s contribution to the contemporary Arab art movement is immense and the international outcry has, understandably, been great. So much so, that an online petition condemning the dismissal of Persekian is gaining momentum with 1,534 sig-natures, including many leading artists, gallery owners and curators.www.ipeti-tions.com/petition/sharjahcall4action.

Your new studio, Satellite, has been open for several weeks now – how’s the space progressing?Great! Having an open studio during Art Dubai was a great opportunity for people to see a variety of my works, old and new, expanding upon they saw at the actual fair. Also, after Art Dubai I hosted a screening of video art curated by friends of mine that included great works from abroad. How does that open studio idea work in practice? Aren’t artists a bit wary about showing their work before it’s finished?The doors are open through the week. People are always welcome to drop by and see what’s going on. I have multiple works I’m creating at the same time, with each piece in various stages of completion. Also, I have some finished works exhibiting on the walls. As an artist I don’t mind showing the works in progress. As opposed to a more fluid art form like painting, I have a pretty clear idea of what I am creating before I set out to make it. So people can see that in progress and they aren’t interrupting my train of thought. What’s behind the name? The name has a few meanings relevant to me personally and my work here in Dubai. But in general, a satellite observes and relays information. Also, maybe in the future there will be more Satellites around the world, observing and relaying information. You’re a light artist and work with installations, which is still a fairly new approach in the UAE. How is your work received here?It’s received well. I am trying to show the different possibilities by using new mediums like light or technology. I think it’s important to create diversity, especially in a field like art.Describe your work in three words... Media, technology, society.

Satellite, Al Serkal Avenue, Al Quoz, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3470209. www.jamesclar.com

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ÅRESISTANCELast chance to catch this bold multi-media show. Saudi Arabian artist Faisal Samra incorporates photography, painting, sculpture, performance and video to explore the human condition. Deceptively simple, yet thought provoking.Until May 11, Traffic, 179 Umm Suqeim Road, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3470209. www.viatraffic.org

ÑFLUID BEINGAn immensely physical series of works by Lebanese painter Shawki Youssef represents the artist’s first solo show in the UAE. That’s ‘physical’ in the metaphysical sense, if you get what we mean. No? Then get down to the gallery to see for yourself – it’s as if the canvas practically paints itself. May 3 to Jun 3, Green Art Gallery, Unit 28, Al Serkal Avenue, Al Quoz, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3469305. www.gagallery.com

ÉLOVE IS NOT EVERYTHINGThe title is possibly a play on Iranian artist Farhad Moshiri’s work Eshgh (‘Love’ in Farsi), the first piece of contemporary Middle Eastern art to sell for over US$1 million in 2008. Whatever – this show reveals there’s more to the man’s work than auction-loving sparkle. Until Jun, The Farjam Collection, Gate Village, DIFC, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3230303. www.thefarjamcollection.org

ÅSPLENDOURS OF MESOPOTAMIA Uncover the history of written language and much, much more at this world-class exhibition of early civilisation on Abu Dhabi’s Saadiyat Island. Unmissable.Until May 29, Manarat Al Saadiyat, Saadiyat Island, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (02) 6735244. www.saadiyat.ae

ÅCAIRO DREAMSWhat’s On favourite, Susan Hefuna returns to Dubai with her latest solo show. Sculptural aluminium vessels complement her more usual line drawings to create a gently moving exploration of a woman’s place in her native Egypt and, yes, we’d go so far as to say it, the universe itself. Until Jun 15, The Third Line, Al Quoz 3, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3411367. www.thethirdline.com

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Ditch the baggy, ill-fitting disgrace you call a shirt and go bespoke – you won’t regret it. We visited five tailors you can trust

Made to me asureGENESIS TAILORS ABOUT: Genesis set up shop in Dubai

back in 1959, and boasts nine tailors in its re-tail department. �e master cutter has over 25 years experience as a tailor, coming to Dubai a�er plying his trade in Hong Kong.PROCESS: Choose from a wide selection of Italian and Egyptian cottons (and yes, I chose pink). Water, co�ee and tea are o�ered. During a swi� two minutes of measurement taking, and only one �tting. A 24-hour turn over is no problem.COST: Dhs140 for a slim-�t double stitched shirt, with normal cu�s. Genesis Tailors, behind Arabian Courtyard Hotel, Bur Dubai, 9am to 1.30pm and 4.30pm to 10.30pm. Tel: (04) 3516697. www.genesisdxb.com

MIIM ABOUT: Brainchild of husband and

wife Kamlesh and Priya Ramchandani, this Jumeirah boutique – Made 2 Measure in longhand – is a bespoke specialist. With a wide range of patterns and colours to choose from, all materials are 100 per cent cotton at one set price. We opt for a light blue number with thread-thin pinstripes, an Italian cut collar and regular cu�s.PROCESS: MIIM’s uncomplicated service makes it perfect for busy business types dashing between appointments. One �tting of around 15 minutes is it all it takes, including measuring up and selecting fabric colour, collar and cu�s. As quickly as one day later, your garment will be ready. A lady we’d never met previously went out of her way to praise our shirt, gushing ‘you look hot’ style compliments a mere 30 minutes a�er picking it up, by way of recommendation.COST: Dhs300.M2M, Villa No.1, Opposite Sunset Mall, Jumeirah Beach Road, Jumeirah 3, 10.30am to 9pm. Tel: (04) 3942244. www.m2m.ae

SANTOBA TAILORS & CO ABOUT: Sitting amidst the hustle and

bustle of Bur Dubai’s Meena Bazaar, Santoba is a sanctuary of cool Saville Row-esque sophisti-cation. �e clientele is made up of loyal expats, people who “appreciate how a well-made shirt or suit can make a man look and feel,” says Prakash Lalwani, Santoba’s director. PROCESS: No appointment is necessary. A�er a chat with Prakash about the style, colour and �t you’re a�er, take your pick of materials and have your measurements taken. One �tting is usually all it takes and the shirts are made on the premises. For that added extra, have your initials stitched into the cu�s or choose from a huge range of button, stitching, pocket and other detail combinations to make your new threads totally unique. Your standard shirt starts at Dhs220 and takes about �ve days to make, although special requests can be made sooner. Every man should have a crisp white shirt in his wardrobe. And now we do.COST: From Dhs220. Price can rise depending on styles, material and urgency. Santoba Tailors & Co, Bur Dubai, Meena Bazaar, Jumal Al Majid building., Dubai. Tel: (04) 3931234. www.santobatailors.com

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LOGSDAIL OF LONDON ABOUT: Leonard Logsdail was the

youngest tailor ever to open a shop on Lon-don’s famous Golden Mile, or Saville Row, and, now focused on the US, his suits are associ-ated with the Hollywood elite. Most recently, Logsdail provided his tailoring expertise for Oliver Stone’s stylish Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps. Last time we spoke to Leonard, he told us the one item a gentleman should never travel without is a silk pocket square. Now that’s class. PROCESS: Just call up Logsdail of London manager Simon Parton and make an appoint-ment to visit the impressive Al Quoz show-

room or, alternatively, arrange a home visit. �e company’s tailors boast 30 years of experi-ence and are personally trained by Logsdail himself. Logsdail uses two fold cottons ranging in thread count from 100s to two fold 200s and all buttons are mother of pearl. A shirt can be �nished in 48 hours. Our classic white shirt was Dhs500, not a lot more than most inferior o�-the-peg garments, and is the �nest we’ve ever owned. COST: Dhs500 to Dhs2,000, depending on the material.Logsdail of London, Warehouse 17b, Al Quoz, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3233148. www.logsdaillondon.com

BESPOKE ABOUT: �ere’s a curious mix of old and

new at the upmarket Bespoke tailors in DIFC, where seasoned old hands work alongside computer technology. Worry not, traditional-ists, the IT show is used merely to store info and patterns, while the serious business of measuring, cutting and �tting is still performed by master tailors. Owner Prakash Parmar knows everything there is to know about the rag trade – his knowledge of design, from the thread count in a shirt to the way your jacket hangs on your shoulders is simply staggering. He’s a nice guy with it, too. PROCESS: Don’t come expecting a rush job, oh no; these guys are professionals, and you’ll need not one, but three, count ‘em, three visits for a shirt. Visit one is the choosing of the material and your �rst measuring. You’ll also choose collars, cu�s and any extras, such as monogram detailing, extra buttons and pockets and such like. (“Will sir be requiring a pocket on the shirt?’, our tailor asked, while vigorously shaking his head from side to side. “Er, no?”, we replied. “Ah, good very choice for a formal shirt, sir.” �ink that’s what they call ‘gentle persuasion by those that know best.) Visit two is your shirt made, but with a dummy cloth, so you can see how it �ts, and visit three is the �nal try on and handover, when you’re happy with the �nished product. COST: from Dhs450Bespoke, DIFC, Dubai, Dhs450 Tel: (04) 3637237. www.bespoke.ae

TOP TIPSLogsdail of London manager Simon Parton’s guide to going bespoke

Decide what you want the shirt for – business or casual wear

Always stick to natural fibres and avoid any of the ‘non iron’ cottons

Never compromise, always look for mother of pearl buttons

Avoid pockets on business shirtsWear double cuffs with a suit and button

cuffs for casual and weekend shirtsSelect a collar that suits your neck: avoid

a wide collar if you have a short neck, or a short collar point if you are tall and have a long neck

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We drag the oh-so stylish Sophia Serin away from the helm at Emirates Woman into the grubby What’s On office to answer your wardrobe woes

Do you have a fashion question for Sophia? E-mail: [email protected]

I have to wear reading glasses at work and need great sunglasses, too – can you suggest a brand or look that is ‘in’ at the moment? Brian, DubaiI wouldn’t necessarily go with what’s ‘in’ when in comes to eyewear, as is more about what suits the shape of your face – not what’s in fashion. We have such a huge selection of shades (and stores) in the UAE that it can be daunting choosing the right style. You generally know within the �rst two seconds of trying any glasses if they suit you or not, so if you are questioning the style – best put them back on the shelf. If you want to throw my words of wisdom by the wayside, opt for the ‘geek’ or ‘aviator’ style that suit most shaped faces but are everywhere and have particu-larly taken o� with the Bieber generation. You have been warned.

SOPHIA SAYS...My office is smart-casual and I’m getting bored of the ‘trousers and black top’ combo. Can you suggest any good work-suitable separates? Where should I shop?Maria, Dubai�ere are so many options for you to get out of the black on black wardrobe rut. As sum-mer is fast approaching, this is the perfect time to inject a bit of colour into your new style. Day dresses are a great option and can double as a party dress for a�er-work get-togethers. A white shirt and statement blazer are wardrobe staples and look great with jeans and trousers of any colour. Lastly, all black is e�ortlessly tasteful, so think about livening up an existing out�t with pastel ballet pumps, a silk scarf or coloured blazer. If budget is no option, head to Fashion Avenue at �e Dubai Mall, but if you have to watch your wallet, Gap, H&M and Forever 21 have some great �nds, if you are prepared to raid the rails…

I’m pretty casual and live in jeans, but would like them to be a bit different. What should I be looking for? I’m a size ten to 12 and 5’5”.Amelia, SharjahBoy cut, wide leg skinnyies and straight leg are your best bet, although at your size and height you can wear pretty much any style of jean. If one day you don’t feel like being ‘prac-tical’ with your style, try a pair of cropped chinos, tailored jodhpurs or tuxedo trousers and a T-shirt – you will be pleasantly sur-prised how good (and comfortable) you feel.

My wife’s 30th birthday is coming up and I’m taking her for dinner at her favourite restaurant. I want to get dressed up, but don’t want to overshadow the birthday girl – any ideas? Neil, Abu DhabiA suit will win everytime and will certainly not overshadow your wife. To give it a more casual look, go sans tie and opt for a pastel coloured shirt – think pale blue or pink. �is will work with most suit hues and don’t forget the shoes. Shiny (as in clean) smart and without socks if you prefer to take the fashion forward route.

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AT LASTEdward St AubynHaving been pipped (some say unjustly) to the Man Booker Prize in 2006 with his novel Mother’s Milk, British author Edward St Aubyn continues to show his pedigree with this, his latest effort. At Last, the final book in his Patrick Melrose saga, takes place entirely at the funeral and wake of one of the series’ protagonists, with St Aubyn’s characteristic satirical wit and heady prose continuing to poke fun at minor aristocracy at play, it is a fine end to a popular series.

THE GODLESS BOYSNaomi WoodIt’s an English autumn in 1986, and the church has total control over the country. Non-believers are imprisoned on an island swarming with a gang of boys who punish those who worship any other faith. Eliza arrives on the island intent on finding her missing mother, but soon finds how dangerous it can be to stand out from the crowd.

THE PALE KINGDavid Foster WallaceDespite critics’ favourite David Foster Wallace’s death midway through writing, Michael Pietsch was able to complete The Pale King in 2008 from pages and notes Wallace left behind. Set in a tax office in the US Midwest, the author manages to tackle the idea of boredom that mundane office jobs bring with a clever balance of humour and sadness.

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Patek PhilippeThe Fashion Dome at Mall Of The Emirates continues to attract big names and big spenders. The latest resident is Patek Philippe, purveyors of Swiss timepieces that are handed down the generations. Here at What’s On, we’re more your Casio types, but we have Patek aspirations. Quick factoid: Pateks have been worn by royalty, popes, Eric Clapton, Duke Ellington, Albert Einstein and Brad Pitt, so if you part with the dirhams you’re in good company. Mall Of The Emirates, Barsha, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3958080. www.patek.com

Ruthie DavisIf you’re bored by Louboutins, think Choos are a cliché and have noticed everyone and their mother in Manolos, then Ruthie

Davis is the place for you. Queen of the killer heels, Davis is more of a shoe

architect than footwear designer, and her elegant, sporty style is

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Our pick of the best new spots to spend your hard-earned cash

recommended for fans of flats or the clumsy – these are serious spikes. Bloomingdale’s, The Dubai Mall, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3505333. www.bloomingdales.com

The Luxury Emporium This high-end online store has just started delivering to Dubai. Log on and you’ll find shoes by the likes of Guiseppe Zanotti and Rupert Sanderson, clothes from Proenza Schouler and Balmain, plus accessories by Lara Bohinc and Philip Treacy. Not so relevant for this part of the world, but you can get Hunter wellies on there, too, and everything comes in a stylish plum-coloured gift box.www.theluxuryemporium.com

Kani HomeHailing from Goa and home to pure silk carpets, pashminas, jewellery, fashion and Kashmiri homeware, Kani is extending the exotic to the capital. To celebrate, the new outlet in Central Market will be offering discounts of up to 75 per cent until May 13. The store itself blends East and West, featuring Indian design with Parisian touches, making for a shopping experience, rather than just a trip to the mall. Central Market, Shop 34, Ground floor, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (02) 6588701

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WIN! A FITNESS AND SPA PROGRAMME AT THE ADDRESS DUBAI MARINAShape up and relax with this prize from the health club and spa at The Address Dubai Marina. The Shape Programme includes an expert body composition analysis and metabolism test to help trainers and nutritionist to create a diet and exercise schedule, plus a training session in the state of the art gym. After all that exertion you can enjoy the 110-minute Arabian Oasis treatment, which features full body exfoliation using chamomile and frankincense, a traditional warming wrap and rose product facial and spiced oil massage. For your chance to win, tell us...When discussing health, what does BMI stand for?a) Bad meal indicatorb) Brain muscle indexc) Body mass index

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What? Balinese massageCountry of origin? IndonesiaWhere can I try it? The Spa at Jebel Ali Golf Resort & SpaWhat does it involve? A great entry-level massage for spa novices, Balinese massages use skin rolling, thumb strokes and drumming movement, usually with Indonesian oils. This is a therapy that aims to calm the client, rather than treat serious ail-ments, so it’s a great choice if you’re not sure what you want, apart from a nice lie down and some knots blasted. Balinese massages are often at the cheaper end of the treatment scale, too.

This particular treatment used Elemis products and incorpo-rated gentle stretching and pressure point manipulation to ease mild muscle tension. Depending on your needs and niggles, a firmer massage can boost circulation and help with joint pain, but we opted for medium pressure with long, gentle strokes which managed to both stretch out sore limbs and send us off to sleep.Does it work? The after effects didn’t last too long, but muscles were definitely more relaxed and we had a great sleep that evening. The therapist recommended leaving the oils on for a few hours (hair needed to be washed though, no-one likes looking like a stranger to shampoo), and our skin was left lovely and soft. Details: The Spa at Jebel Ali Golf Resort & Spa, Jebel Ali, Dubai, Dhs295 for one hour. Tel: (04) 8145810. www.jebelali-international.com

What? Yin yang harmonising massageCountry of origin? ChinaWhere can I try it? CHI, The Spa at Shangri-LaWhat does it involve? First, you take a seat and ask yourself some soul-searching questions. OK, not really, it’s a questionnaire along the lines of ‘what’s your favourite colour?’, but they determine which Chinese element category – wood, fire, earth, metal or water – you fit into. This then helps the therapist to decide which techniques, oils, and music will be used during your treatment. Unfortunately, the music is your standard relaxing looped drone – missed opportu-nity for a quick blast of Earth, Wind & Fire, surely?

The two-hour treatment kicks off with a footbath, before you take to the table for two hours of vigorous massage, skimming around some precariously see-through disposable pants. It seemed like a dauntingly long pampering sesh, but the time flies by and a tiny bell spells the end. We never did find out what Chinese element we were though. Mysterious. Does it work? The spa claims that the treatment will harmo-nise and balance the flow of your chi – always nice to have the ol’ chi aligned – but we departed feeling more peaceful than we realised. And looking rather shiny, too – the oils should be left on for a few hours afterwards. Details: CHI, The Spa at Shangri-La, Qaryat Al Beri, Between The Bridges, Abu Dhabi, Dhs950 for two and a half hours. Tel: (02) 5098900. www.shangri-la.com

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TALK US THROUGH ITEvery part of your body receives a good going over, starting with the back, shoulders and legs, which bene�t from a medium pressure lavender oil massage. �en comes a delightful Indian head massage, before a heated hair mask is ap-plied and the therapist �nishes with the face, concentrating on the temples and applying pres-sure to the forehead, cheekbones and chin.

THE BEST BIT �e Indian head massage. No question. I wanted to give my therapist a hug a�erwards; it felt like we’d truly bonded.

TALK US THROUGH ITA combination of massage, acu-pressure and stretching incorpo-rating a �ai herbal compress. �e therapist starts with a �rm massage before applying the hot compress to relax the muscles (apparently, it increases some-thing called ‘prana �ow’) and �n-ishing with a range of extremely e�ective stretches.

THE BEST BIT �e stretching. I do quite a bit of running and various other forms of exercise, and my legs and back have never felt so loose. �e classical background music was also a nice change from the usual whale noises.

ANY AWKWARD MOMENTS?Not really, but the massage was so e�ective it le� me a bit wobbly on my pins and I had some trouble when dismounting the table.

HOW WERE THE DISPOSABLE PANTS?Tight, but they kept everything where it should be.

ANY AWKWARD MOMENTS? �ere were no locks on the shower doors but, thanks to my unusually quick reactions, I nar-rowly avoided a bit of a situation. HOW WERE THE DISPOSABLE PANTS? �ey were snug, but comfort-able – especially considering I’d accidentally put them on back to front. An easy mistake.

SLEEP FACTOR? I defy anyone not to fall asleep, or at least fall into a zombie-like coma, the minute they smell the lavender oil.

WHO SHOULD GET INVOLVED? Anyone in need of a bit of TLC and relaxation, it’s the perfect way to end what is always a calming weekend at Zighy Bay.

HOW MUCH AND HOW LONG?For 60 minutes, it’s a not too pricey OMR45 (Dhs430).

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SLEEP FACTOR?�ere’s no way you could sleep through this, and no reason any sane person would want to.

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What should you look for when shopping around for a plastic surgeon?One of the �rst things to note is how you feel about the surgeon. Ask yourself, ‘do you feel comfortable?’ ‘do you believe that the surgeon is being honest?’ and ‘do you understand all the implications?’ Beware of surgeons who overpromise or say yes to everything you want done. Plastic surgery is there to enhance your natural assets – it cannot transform you completely. �e best way to look for a surgeon in the UAE is by reputation and by referral. �is country’s small enough for you to have met someone who knows a good surgeon. Which procedures are the most popular in the Emirates?Liposuction and breast augmentations. Unfortunately, in this part of the world, there are people with poor diets, lifestyles and an unhealthy addiction to high sugar foods. �is has le� a generation of overweight adults who have trouble shi�ing the pounds. Breast augmentation is also popular. �ere are a range of treatments available, including per-manent implants and macrolane, which isn’t permanent. �ere’s also autologous, which uses your own fat – that’s becoming a popular

A booming industry in a booming town, plastic surgery is more popular than ever. Dubai surgeon Dr Maurizio Viel answers the questions you should be asking if you’re thinking about going under the knife

“Beware of surgeons who overpromise or say yes to everything you want done. Plastic surgery is there to enhance your natural assets – it cannot transform you completely. ”

alternative for patients who don’t like the idea of implants.What surgery trends do you see emerg-ing over the coming years? De�nitely the use of stem cells. We are already using platelet rich plasma facial rejuvenation – know as the Dracula Treatment. It uses your own blood, and the platelets and plasma are extracted before injecting it using a mesother-apy method all over your face. �e platelets wake up the stem cells, which produce more collagen, and it improves the overall complex-ion. Surgeries like liposuction to the calves and taking fat from the abdomen area to create a ‘Brazilian bottom’ are also on the rise.Sounds, er, complicated. How many times should you see a surgeon before a procedure?Some patients are satis�ed with one consulta-tion before surgery, while others would prefer WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT TO PAY

FOR THE FOLLOWING... breast enlargement – around Dhs28,000 breast reduction – from Dhs47,000 nose job – from Dhs20,000 tummy tuck – from Dhs31,000 liposuction – from Dhs27,000 facelift – around Dhs40,000

to come in again to have the surgeon explain more questions that have come to mind. �e decision about surgery shouldn’t be taken lightly. You should also meet your anaesthet-ist prior to the surgery to assess if you are �t for sedation or general anaesthesia. Most peo-ple forget that the anaesthetist is as important as your surgeon.How young is too young for cosmetic work, in your opinion?We wouldn’t operate on anyone below the age of 18 for cosmetic purposes for two reasons: �rstly, most people under 18 are still develop-ing physically and their bodies are changing. Secondly, we feel that under 18 is still too early mentally for a patient to make a rational decision – we prefer them to be adults when making these decisions. �e only surgeries that we will o�er for patients younger than 18 are for mole removals that have been highlighted by a dermatologist, or to pin back the ears.Are there any clinics that should be avoided?If you are not comfortable with the surgeon don’t use that clinic, and don’t ever let a surgeon pressure you into a surgery you are not happy with. Remember that it is good to take your time to think about it, and visit a few reputable surgeons if you are not sure. It’s worth taking your time – there is no rush – it’s an elective surgery, and it is not life threatening, so take your time. Have you heard any horror stories?I think most people in Dubai have heard about the Al Barsha villa, where a fake sur-geon was operating on a kitchen table. I think that’s still one of the most shocking things I have heard to date.

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Spa DealsWhere to be rubbed, buffed and beautified this month

ADAM & EVE Opening with a bang, new spa Adam & Eve is offering an epic Ladies Spa Day for Dhs700. Your day will include a 60-minute marine algae body treatment to hydrate skin, 50-minute aroma massage and 45-minute meditation yoga session to soothe your mind before you get back on Sheikh Zayed Road. Adam & Eve, Iberotel Emirates Grand Hotel, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai. Tel: (04) 43230000

ESPA AT THE YAS HOTEL Mere metres from the racetrack, the serene ESPA spa is one of the capital’s most stylish sanctuaries. This month it's keeping it simple, with a free mini pedicure with every signature treatment. Prices start from Dhs735, and you can choose from therapies including the Yas Detox to reduce cellulite, the Tension Soother to relieve muscular stress, and the Sun Escape, which hydrates and repairs skin after exposure to harmful rays.ESPA at The Yas Hotel, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (02) 6560862

THAI PRIVILEGE SPA One of our favourite ladies-only pampering spots turns two this month, and to celebrate, it's launching new treatments and deals so you can make merry, too. The Thai Privilege Spa is offering their two-hour 2 Pretty package, which includes an aromatherapy massage and papaya facial, worth Dhs700, for a reduced price of Dhs450. The new Themed Spa Journeys (Dhs700) are also worth investigating, with four different ‘destinations’ for you to choose from, including the Mediterranean and Desert Experiences. Each ‘journey’ is tailored, from the welcome drink and background music, to the scents and oils used in your treatment. Thai Privilege Spa, 1047 Uttamah Villas, Al Wasl Road, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3489679

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Spa DealsWhere to be rubbed, buffed and beautified this month

ADAM & EVE Opening with a bang, new spa Adam & Eve is offering an epic Ladies Spa Day for Dhs700. Your day will include a 60-minute marine algae body treatment to hydrate skin, 50-minute aroma massage and 45-minute meditation yoga session to soothe your mind before you get back on Sheikh Zayed Road. Adam & Eve, Iberotel Emirates Grand Hotel, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai. Tel: (04) 43230000

ESPA AT THE YAS HOTEL Mere metres from the racetrack, the serene ESPA spa is one of the capital’s most stylish sanctuaries. This month it's keeping it simple, with a free mini pedicure with every signature treatment. Prices start from Dhs735, and you can choose from therapies including the Yas Detox to reduce cellulite, the Tension Soother to relieve muscular stress, and the Sun Escape, which hydrates and repairs skin after exposure to harmful rays.ESPA at The Yas Hotel, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (02) 6560862

THAI PRIVILEGE SPA One of our favourite ladies-only pampering spots turns two this month, and to celebrate, it's launching new treatments and deals so you can make merry, too. The Thai Privilege Spa is offering their two-hour 2 Pretty package, which includes an aromatherapy massage and papaya facial, worth Dhs700, for a reduced price of Dhs450. The new Themed Spa Journeys (Dhs700) are also worth investigating, with four different ‘destinations’ for you to choose from, including the Mediterranean and Desert Experiences. Each ‘journey’ is tailored, from the welcome drink and background music, to the scents and oils used in your treatment. Thai Privilege Spa, 1047 Uttamah Villas, Al Wasl Road, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3489679

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SENSO WELLNESS CENTRE Fancy a three-hour treatment for Dhs650 this month? The spa at Radisson Blu Media City is offering a 60-minute Swedish massage, a facial using Anne Semonin Express Radiance ice cubes, plus a classic manicure and pedicure and access to the swimming pools and steam room. Perfect for before a big event. Senso, Radisson Blu Media City, Media City, Dubai. Tel: (04) 4369111

THE HEALTH CLUB The Sheraton is looking after both the ladies and gents in May, with a 70-minute cellulite treatment for Dhs450 and a 50-minute sports massage for Dhs199. The Health Club is also offering free aqua aerobics classes throughout the month, held every Sunday at 6.30pm. Perfect for people getting back into fitness after an injury, or those beginning a fitness regime, the water provides resistance, while supporting and helping your joints.Sheraton Abu Dhabi Hotel & Resort, Corniche Road, Abu Dhabi. Tel: (02) 6970272

AKARU SPA The Aviation Club’s spa has introduced new massages for men this month, to relieve aching muscles and ease stress. The hour-long ccupressure massage (Dhs350) focuses on pressure points to address tension, with or without massage oil, while the sports massage (Dhs350), also 60 minutes, re-aligns muscle fibres and increases flexibility. If you’re short on time, then the stress managements and Thai foot massages (both Dhs175) are 30 minutes long, so you can fit them into your lunch break. Akaru Spa, The Aviation Club, Garhoud, Dubai. Tel: (04) 2828578

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Ten things you need to know about fishing in the UAE

1. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE PERMISSION If you’re planning to �sh, whether it is a breakwater, harbour or stretch of beach, you must obtain permission. Along the coast there will be signs prohibiting �shing and so on. Most places you can �sh, but ignorance is no excuse. Chat with the local �shermen. Ask questions.

2. DON’T LITTER I’m getting sick and tired of visit-ing lovely locations and �nding cans, plastic bags and other trash. �ere used to be fantastic �sh-ing on Dubai Creek, but it was banned, mainly because of the rubbish being le�.

3. ONLY TAKE ENOUGH FOR THE TABLEWhat really annoys me is when-people go out, catch a big �sh and kill it just for a picture. I’d like to see the emirates bring in a catch and release law for sports �shing.

4. BE AWARE OF YOUR ENVIRONMENTBe responsible. If you see things like oil slicks, or turtles or the like in distress, report them.

5. USE BARBLESS HOOKSA lot of the lures and �ies people are using out here are on big, barbed hooks. Take a pair of pliers and �atten the barbs. It’s easier to release the �sh. And if you have an accident and get a hook stuck on your ear or lip, it’s easier to get it out.

6. DON’T DRINKNever go out on a boat and drink alcohol. �at’s asking for trouble.

Expert angler and UAE regular Martin James attempts to lure us to the water’s edge with his pearls of fishing wisdom

7. ALWAYS HAVE A LIFE JACKET WITH YOUIf you have youngsters, make sure they have a lifejacket on all the time. �ey can go over the side of the boat very easily.

8. USE SUITABLE TACKLEYou should always think about the �sh you’re going to catch when deciding what tackle to

use. �ere are lots of little pools around where you can catch little 2lb �sh very easily if you’re quiet. You can use �oat tackle and a whip (14� telescopic pole with a bit of line attached to the top) – it’s ideal for kids. If you’re �shing for small �sh, use a size six or seven weight �y rod. If you’re going a�er the bigger Queen �sh or snappers, I’d suggest an

eight-weight rod. If you’re going o�shore, the ideal rod would be a nine or ten weight �y road. Dorado are strong �ghters.

9. KILL THE FISH HUMANELY If you’re taking one for the table, tap it on the back of the head, don’t just throw it in the ice box and let it gasp its life away. �at’s barbaric.



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1. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE PERMISSION If you’re planning to �sh, whether it is a breakwater, harbour or stretch of beach, you must obtain permission. Along the coast there will be signs prohibiting �shing and so on. Most places you can �sh, but ignorance is no excuse. Chat with the local �shermen. Ask questions.

2. DON’T LITTER I’m getting sick and tired of visit-ing lovely locations and �nding cans, plastic bags and other trash. �ere used to be fantastic �sh-ing on Dubai Creek, but it was banned, mainly because of the rubbish being le�.

3. ONLY TAKE ENOUGH FOR THE TABLEWhat really annoys me is when-people go out, catch a big �sh and kill it just for a picture. I’d like to see the emirates bring in a catch and release law for sports �shing.

4. BE AWARE OF YOUR ENVIRONMENTBe responsible. If you see things like oil slicks, or turtles or the like in distress, report them.

5. USE BARBLESS HOOKSA lot of the lures and �ies people are using out here are on big, barbed hooks. Take a pair of pliers and �atten the barbs. It’s easier to release the �sh. And if you have an accident and get a hook stuck on your ear or lip, it’s easier to get it out.

6. DON’T DRINKNever go out on a boat and drink alcohol. �at’s asking for trouble.

Expert angler and UAE regular Martin James attempts to lure us to the water’s edge with his pearls of fishing wisdom

7. ALWAYS HAVE A LIFE JACKET WITH YOUIf you have youngsters, make sure they have a lifejacket on all the time. �ey can go over the side of the boat very easily.

8. USE SUITABLE TACKLEYou should always think about the �sh you’re going to catch when deciding what tackle to

use. �ere are lots of little pools around where you can catch little 2lb �sh very easily if you’re quiet. You can use �oat tackle and a whip (14� telescopic pole with a bit of line attached to the top) – it’s ideal for kids. If you’re �shing for small �sh, use a size six or seven weight �y rod. If you’re going a�er the bigger Queen �sh or snappers, I’d suggest an

eight-weight rod. If you’re going o�shore, the ideal rod would be a nine or ten weight �y road. Dorado are strong �ghters.

9. KILL THE FISH HUMANELY If you’re taking one for the table, tap it on the back of the head, don’t just throw it in the ice box and let it gasp its life away. �at’s barbaric.



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MARTIN’S READING LIST

The Pocket Guide To Fishing Knots,

Peter Owen

Fly Fishing In Saltwater, Lefty Kreh

Fly Casting Handbook, Peter

Mackenzie

Lure Fishing: A New Approach, Mike

Ladle and Harry Casey

Ultimate Guide To Fly Fishing, Lefty

Kreh

Clouser Flies, Bob Clouser

At The Water's Edge With Martin

James, Martin James

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10. GET STARTED STRAIGHT AWAYBuy a light spinning out�t (nine foot rod, �xed spool reel, 12lb line, a few swivels and a few lures), read some books, watch a DVD or contact me and ask what to do and then go to the water’s edge away from other anglers and have a go.E-mail: [email protected] www.martinjamesfishing.co.uk



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SnowboardingArmed only with a sense of trepidation and a borrowed board, can an exercise-shy slopes novice turn into a snowboarding expert in just a few hours? Features editor Adam finds out...

If ever there was a way to escape the impending summer heat – and then some – it’s the sub-zero surrounds Ski Dubai’s Ski & Snowboarding Academy. And it’s a perfect juncture to get to grips with snowboarding, giving plenty of opportunity to hone your skills in time for winter holiday options later in the year. All clothing and equipment is provided, aside from gloves, and we recommend wearing the gear over street clothes for an extra layer of warmth. Although prepare for a soggy waistband from falling on your backside.

LESSON ONELearning any sport usually involves a rather steep initial learning curve, but hurtling down a hill with a plank strapped to your feet is an entirely new sensation. �e board’s underside is incredibly smooth: great for gliding over the snow, but also perfect for depositing balance-bere� beginners like me head �rst toward the white stu�. �ere’s plenty of that in the discovery lesson, too, which teaches the absolute basics on the small beginner slope. A�er learning to bind my boots onto the board and all the technical terms (including the heel and toe sides of the board), the �rst real exercises only require one foot attached: skating and gliding, followed by climbing the slope, balancing and then making a controlled toe and heel side turn. So far, so good, although the diminutive kids whizzing past can’t help but make me feel rather ponderous.

LESSON TWO�e beginner lesson – before now, clearly, I was worse than a beginner – requires a good deal more balance and determination. Somewhat lacking on the former front, thankfully saintly patient instructor Del endures our constant snow smashing with good humour and relaxed tuition. Controlled side slips are the �rst task, �rst on the heel side of the board, at right angles

to the slope. �en, more challengingly, we have to slide backward, stopping and starting with the toe side, which takes a good few attempts. A�er that it’s on to weight shi�ing, pointing my leading hand in the direction I want to head and dri�ing le� and right, known as falling leaf. Anybody who says they managed this stage without parking their bottom on the icy �oor on multiple occasions is either a professional boarder already or being criminally economical with the truth.

LESSON THREEMoving up to Level 1, this involves j-turns on both heel and toe edges, which, in all honesty, I can’t really describe with any real gravitas, as I never really manage to master them (I do make rather regular acquaintance with the ground again, however). A slightly twisted knee from a previous fall doesn’t help matters either, but I soldier on. �en it’s on to slope safety rules and chairli� safety, in preparation for moving up to the main slope. I never make it that far, but on the small slope it’s at least starting to feel like going down a mountain wouldn’t be entirely impossible. In about 30 more lessons.

THE VERDICTMore di�cult initially than skiing, snowboarding isn’t a sport for the impatient or physically un�t. It helps to take the lessons in quick succession as well, else you’ll eat into lesson time simply �nding your snow legs again, and be prepared for real stress on your wrists and ankles. �ose pre-warnings aside, though, it’s exhilarating once you stop thinking about your balance and just instinctively begin to �y over the snow.

Ski Dubai, Mall Of The Emirates, Sheikh Zayed Road, Barsha, Dubai, Sun to Wednesday 10am to 11pm, Thurs 10am to midnight, Fri 9am to midnight, Sat 9am to 11pm, Dhs150 to Dhs220 each. Tel: (800) 5347873. www.skidxb.com

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lengthening the time that it takes for sugar in the foods to negatively e�ect blood sugar and the other clever biochemical reactions that take place in the body that could lead to weight gain.

Squeezing fresh lemon juice over your food also has the similar e�ect of lowering the glycemic index of the foods you eat. Adding cinnamon to your foods has also been linked to improving insulin sensitivity, which is a good thing. I don’t mean cinnamon rolls, or pastries with cinnamon on, by the way.

Can you recommend any good iPad apps for exercising? James, Bur DubaiIf you feel you have the ability and motivation to follow an app, then it sounds as though you just need guidance as opposed to ongoing coaching in a training environment. My advice would be to try a one-o� session with a decent trainer instead, who would be able to advise you and write you a structured and progressive programme to follow. But then, I would say that, as I’m a trainer! OK, apps – Adidas has a good one called miCoach, which is good for runners and can be downloaded from the iTunes store for free. Another option is to visit www.coreperformance.com and sign up to it’s free online training system. Highly recommended.

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My six-year-old son has expressed an interest in boxing classes. I’m not sure I want to encourage the aggression, but think he should be active. Are sports like boxing safe for younger children?Tarek, Dubai MarinaNo reputable boxing or martial arts facility should neglect child safety or encourage abnormal aggression. Moreover, they should encourage discipline and control, which will be a great learning curve for future life. Alongside that comes the activity, which you do want to encourage, as well as friendships that are forged in positive sporting environments and a certain amount of independence. Of course, boxing is not all about �ghting – much of the training is non-contact conditioning and pad work. However, no one knows better what’s right for your child than you, so maybe it’s best if you checked out a few classes, talk to the instructors there, and see how you feel then.

A friend has started taking apple cider vinegar supplements for weightloss. Is there any truth in the claims?Emily, JumeirahYes, there is some truth to the claims. �ere are a number of medical trials that show that a small amount of vinegar, either added to food or taken with a meal, can reduce the glycemic index of carbohydrate food. In essence,


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Nope, that’s not Shakira you see lounging, although you wouldn’t be the �rst to mistake Columbian Fatiniza for her fellow country-woman. She has worked as a tribute act in the past, but with Confusion, an album of original material now under her belt, Fatiniza is entertain-ing UAE crowds with her own blend of rock, pop and Latin beats – plus some quality covers. And when we say UAE crowds, they’ve included celeb visitors Tiger Woods and AC Milan team as well as His Highness Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Vice-President and Prime Minister of the UAE and Ruler of Dubai. Utterly charm-ing, the feisty singer can be found performing in Dubai’s �e Music Room and �e Capital Club. She also supported Corinne Bailey Rae at the F1 celebrations and took to the stage at the jazz festival this year, giving great chat between songs and amping up the energy. And with tracks in English and Spanish, with Fatiniza you get a little language lesson while singing along, too. May 27, The Music Room, Majestic Hotel, Bur Dubai, Dubai, 11.30pm, free. www.fatiniza.com

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Robert Miles @ Armani/PriveThe producer behind the mega club hit Children touches down in Dubai for a set of trance on the Armani/Prive decks. Armani/Prive, Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Downtown, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, free. Tel: (055) 3162000. www.robert-miles.com

Neil Quigley @ Audio TonicHouse pioneer and La Roux remixer Quigley hits 360˚ for some open-air action. 360˚, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. www.soundcloud.com/audiotonic

Fashion TV @ XL Beach ClubAs you’d expect from the FTV crew, with looking good and pumping house beats the order of the day. XL Beach Club, Habtoor Grand Hotel, Dubai Marina, Dubai, 9am to 3am, Dhs100. Tel: (04) 4542927

16Guilty Pleasures @ Armani/PriveThe launch of new night Guilty Pleasures promises free drinks for the fairer sex before midnight, with the beats provided by a selection of Dubai’s female spinners. Armani/Prive, Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Downtown, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, free. Tel: (055) 3162000

17Arabic Night @ Diablo WEEKLY DJ Cowboy spins Arabic and Khaleeji music every Tuesday, with free drinks for the ladies between 11pm and midnight.Diablo, Ibn Battuta Gate Hotel, 10pm to 3am, free. Tel: (050) 666403

19 Stanton Warriors @ Electric Boutique

WHAT’S ON PICKThe legendary breakbeat duo pays a welcome return to Dubai, with support from Da:Funct. Trilogy, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, from Dhs100. Tel: (050) 5245751. www.stantonwarriors.com

Neil Quigley @ Audio Tonic

Gabriel Soro @ Ill Communications

3 Donae’o @ EtoilesUK rapper Donae'o is on serenading duty for the female fans at Etoiles’ popular weekly ladies night. Etoiles, Emirates Palace Hotel, Abu Dhabi, 11.30pm to 4am, free. Tel: (02) 6909000. www.etoilesuae.com

4Jessica Flores @ The Yacht ClubThe first of two consecutive nights with singer Jessica Flores and resident DJ Rabih Karam.InterContinental Abu Dhabi, Bainouna Street, Abu Dhabi, 10pm to late, free. Tel: (02) 6666888. www.intercontinentalabudhabi.com

5Sean Kingston @ ChiThe Beautiful Girl singer/rapper takes to the stage at Chi, for what’s sure to be a packed night.Chi @ The Lodge, Al Nasr Leisureland, Dubai, 9pm to 3am, from Dhs100. Tel: (04) 3379470. www.chinightclubdubai.com Ministry of Sound @ XL Beach ClubA newcomer on the scene, but already the XL Beach club is making quite a name for itself. Stalwart club night Ministry Of Sound takes its merry band of house funsters to set up home there, with DJ Ivan providing the soundtrack, ably supported by Mark Pickup and Serhan. XL Beach Club, Habtoor Grand Hotel, Dubai Marina, Dubai, 9am to 3am, Dhs100. Tel: (050) 8764335

Freshly Laced’s First Birthday @ Casa Latina WHAT’S ON PICKThe first anniversary of Dubai’s off-the-wall hip hop and funk night sees resident spinner DJ Solo joined by DJ Lobito and Mr Yeti for the party celebrations. Happy birthday, guys. Casa Latina, Ibis Hotel, Barsha, Dubai, 10am to 3am, free. Tel: (04) 3996699

6ONE @ Armani/PriveDJs Patrik Carrera, Robert Mermand and Darko De Jan are joined by the impressive VJ skills of Ant Field, who’ll be plying his trade on an equally impressive array of LED screens. Dress code: impressive. Like you’d expect anything else…Armani/Prive, Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Downtown, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, free. Tel: (055) 3162000

13Gabriel Soro @ Ill CommunicationsThe Mexican genre-buster takes you on a house tour, with deep, techno and more on his playlist. Trilogy, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs100 to Dhs130, free before 11pm. Tel: (050) 7258277. www.somarecords.com

6 Gary Beck @ Ill CommunicationsGlasweigan spinner Greg Beck calls What’s On for a chat before he takes to Trilogy’s turntables

Have you been to Dubai before?Never. I’m looking forward to it – it seems like such a wonderful place. To have the chance to go there, especially to play some music, is fantastic. Will you have to tone your techno extremes down at all for audiences like Dubai?You just size it up when you get there. I’m not too sure about Dubai crowds, but there are one or two DJs that I know, such as Funk D’Void, who speaks very highly of playing in Dubai. You’re a diehard turntablist – any plans to ditch the vinyl for other means?Some DJs and clubs gave up the turntable thing a long time ago. But for me, I enjoy my performance so much more, I feel busy and I like the challenge of trying to always mix properly and do a nice seamless set. It took me a long time to learn to almost perfect the craft of DJing and mixing, so I don’t want to throw it all away just to press ‘play’. Not yet, anyway. Can you pinpoint the moment when you decided you wanted to be a DJ?Yeah, I always remember. I was in The

Arches nightclub [in Glasgow]. The club used to be phenomenal. I went there when I was very young with a few friends. I think it was John Digweed and the crowd was going crazy and I was like, 'Wow, that’s something I’d like to try my hand at. I’d love to be that guy up here'. And then, when I actually started DJing, I thought, ‘No, actually, wait a minute, how good would it be to be up there and playing your own song and have people dancing’, so I got into production side of things, too. Trilogy, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 10pm to 3am, Dhs100 to Dhs130, free before 11pm. Tel: (050) 7258277. www.somarecords.com

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Mike, five years of Audio Tonic – hasn’t it just flown by...Yeah – in Dubai time flies especially fast, we tend to forget how to switch off, and any time off is extremely precious. The five years on Radio 1 have gone by scarily fast, and 262 Thursday night shows later – a total of over 650 hours if you include the first two years when I was doing three-hour shows – here we are.Some lovely maths skills there. What’s been your highlight?Being able to continue to play the music that I love, and knowing that what my resident DJs and me do have earned the night awards, not to mention putting 360º into the DJ

12 AudioTonic Five Years On Mr Mr – Mike Robert Bufton, to his postman (Mr M R – geddit?) – is the man behind AudioTonic, the Radio 1 show and 360˚ night that’s become a mainstay of Dubai’s part scene. Celebrating five years of AudioTonic this month, Mike stopped by for a chat

Mag Top 100 Clubs Of The World – twice. With the radio show, there have been so many – like interviewing Pete Tong, Felix Da Housecat, Boy George and a host of other guys who I looked up to when I was younger. But most of all, producing and presenting a show like no other in the UAE – every week is a highlight to me.You must have seen a few changes in that time? Oh yeah – in radio, the introduction of increasingly commercial music is massively apparent. I'm very lucky to be a part of Radio 1, who are – and always have been – the purveyors of something different, playing ‘credible’ alternative

dance and urban music. In terms of the scene, just a shed load of new venues – before people had three or four places to choose from, now it's three times that. What’s the plan for the anniversary bash?The last four years have been a celebration of music, and I think that will be the direction again this year. I'll be chatting to some of the DJs and producers who have helped make the brand what it is with their music, and, of course, repeating some of the great interviews.Would you do it all over again? As they say, never look back, only forward. I would do it all over again, to relive some of the fun times and memories, but I've learned a lot about music in the past five years, my taste has matured, and I've found my musical karma when it comes to the brand. The next five years will be all about building – the record label is taking shape – global podcasting and increasing the awareness of quality house music.360 ,̊ Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. www.soundcloud.com/audiotonic. www.myradio1.ae

Coolio @ EightThe Gangsta's Paradise star performs all his hits live, with support from DJ Trix.Eight, The Souk at Qaryat Al Beri, Abu Dhabi, 10pm to 3am, free, reservations needed. Tel: (050) 1446662.

20African Full Moon Party @ Nasimi BeachThe ever-popular Full Moon party people go on an African adventure, with Dino Moran, African performers, Dubai drums and local DJs. Nasimi Beach, Atlantis, The Palm Jumeirah, Dubai, 5pm to 2am, Dhs100, Dhs50 and free for ladies before 8pm. Tel: (050) 8717493

MustHaveSoul@ Skylite WEEKLYMHS residents Simon Reid, Tristan Bain, Dan Chadwick and Alex L provide the tunes for the Abu Dhabi leg of the MHS weekender.Skylite, The Yas Hotel, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (055) 6160643. www.musthavesoul.com

Fashion TV @ EtoilesSkybar resident DJ Joj arrives from Beirut to provide the tunes for the capital’s beautiful people. Etoiles, Emirates Palace Hotel, Abu Dhabi, 11.30pm to 4am, free. Tel: (02) 6909000. www.etoilesuae.com

Florian Kruse @ AudioTonicFlorian Kruse on deck patrol for the end-of-pier party funsters. Support from Mr Mr and Julian Jinx. 360˚, Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Dubai, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (050) 1076405. www.soundcloud.com/audiotonic

25Michaël Canitrot @ The Yacht ClubThe sexy Parisian comes to the capital for two nights of electronica, house and pop. InterContinental Abu Dhabi, Bainouna Street, Abu Dhabi, 10pm to late, free. Tel: (02) 6666888. www.intercontinentalabudhabi.com

Phoenix Night @ Diablo WEEKLYSadly nothing to do with Peter Kay, we are sorry to say, this weekly event is packed with Persian tunes, courtesy of new resident DJ Big Daddy. Diablo, Ibn Battuta Gate Hotel, Dubai, 11pm to 3am, free. Tel: (050) 666403

27 Loaded @ Casa LatinaSee You Next Friday will see you at its new night of ‘indie with an edge’ from Da:Funct and Just Some Kid.Casa Latina, Ibis Hotel, Barsha, Dubai, 10am to 3am, free. Tel: (04) 3996699

Martin Ikin @ MustHaveSoul’s Closing PartyDefected Records multi-monikered DJ Mayhem/Soul Purpose closes MHS under his Martin Ikin name, with a set of US-style of funky house. Skylite, The Yas Hotel, Yas Island, Abu Dhabi, 4pm to 2am, free. Tel: (055) 6160643. www.musthavesoul.com

28R&B @ Diablo WEEKLYR&B, hip hop, reggae and everything in between from Dany Neville and Brooklyn. Free drinks between 11pm and midnight.Diablo, Ibn Battuta Gate Hotel, 11pm to 3am, free. Tel: (050) 666403

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Is two days in the lap of luxury enough?

48 hours in the MaldivesIt might sound extravagant, but for a weekend away from the daily grind the Maldives is a dream destination for UAE residents – a mere four-hour �ight away, there are no visas required and it’s full of resorts that are in keeping with our �ve-star lifestyle. Roughing it is not an option – go big, or go home.

While 48 hours doesn’t allow much time for exploring the 26 atolls, the Maldives is rare in that hotels tend to take over a whole island, so unless you’re planning a very expensive resort-hopping tour, it’s likely you’ll

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stay in one place. So choose well. Luckily, opulence was the key word when many high-end brands started opening up shop in the Indian Ocean. With a mere 200 islands out of the 1,192 currently occupied, this means one thing; quiet. �is isn’t the place to go for a wild weekend, instead it’s the ultimate destination to recharge your batteries, enjoy a clear night sky, eat fresh seafood, see tropical wildlife and spend time in a country so mind-bogglingly beautiful that you might lose some friends when your Facebook photos are uploaded. We stayed at the Shangri-La’s Villingili resort, a short �ight (you get a certi�cate when you go over the equator) and speedboat ride from Male. �e island is dotted with villas along the shore, in the ocean and throughout the treetops, and you can explore your new home by bicycle or buggy.

“It’s the ultimate place to recharge your batteries and enjoy a clear night sky”

DAY ONE8.30amStart as you mean to go on with an early morning yoga class at the spa, then undo your good work with the breakfast bu�et – make it extra special with a table on the beach, overlooking the water.

10amIf you’ve never seen the point of snorkelling before (diving for kids, innit?) then think again. Try a two-hour guided snorkel where you’ll discover two of the best sites in the crystal clear Addu Atoll and see what marine life is residing on the reef. We saw a giant turtle, and most of the cast of Finding Nemo, but, thankfully, none of the black-tip sharks that have been known to pay these tropical waters a visit.

1pmA�er all that activity in the morning, it’s time to enjoy a spot of lunch and take in some sun. Our pool had private cabanas, each surrounded by palm trees should you want to stay in the shade, but the best beds on the island have to be the doubles on the beach, which come with ice-cold Evian water sprays, the resort’s own spring water and waiter service.

3.30pmIf you’re still feeling energetic, then take a three-hour bike tour of the neighouring islands, taking in the historical and picturesque sights of the Maldives’ southern-most atoll, alternatively head to the CHI spa for a massage. �e spa’s signature treatment is the Cowrie Shell Ritual, a tropical take on the hot stone massage, with coconut oil and a bit of chanting for good measure.

6pmAs the day ends, head back to your villa to watch the sunset. We stayed in a water villa on

One of the water villas Dinner in the jungle

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stilts over the ocean, stairs leading directly into the water so you can snorkel on your doorstep. Amazing. �en get ready for the evening in the vast bathroom that, of course, features an outdoor shower, mere metres from the corals.

8pm Most hotels in the Maldives o�er a range of cuisines to suit their international guests, with many European and Chinese couples honeymooning, Russians taking over enormous villas with huge private pools, and Middle Easterners jetting over in private planes. As a result, the island’s restaurants serve up everything from local seafood to �avours from India, �ailand, China, Arabia and beyond, plus some very good pizzas at the pool bar. On your �rst night dress up and take a buggy to Fashala Lounge, on the northern tip of the island for some of the best lobster you’ll ever eat. Island life is peaceful, with live music of the gentle strumming variety rather than raucous rock, so give in to the quiet and have an early night.

DAY TWO10.30amDine on the deck, or head to breakfast on the beach before a nature walk around the island to see the tropical �ora and fauna with the hotel’s resident naturalist.

11.30amClaim back your favourite sun bed for a few hours before dining on the beach. Vast salads, a superb burger and lovely fresh �sh dishes are served up by friendly sta� and complemented by copies of international papers – but if you want to truly get away from it, ignore the news and watch the bobbing boats instead.

3pmDepending if you’re in a party mood or fancy some time on the water, choose from a cocktail making class or dolphin-watching trip. Following a disastrous (dolphin-free) trip to Musandam we opted for the mammals, and boarded a stunning sailboat to search for spinner dolphins. �e show ponies of the aquatic world, within minutes we were surrounded by a pod, with groups launching themselves out of the water and towards camera lenses, spinning in the air.

5.30pmIf you didn’t head out on the sail boat, then a spot of night �shing might be in order, where you can use hand lines to catch the very �sh you spotted when snorkelling (sorry, Nemo) and present then to the chefs for cooking. If you happen to be at the hotel on a UAE weekend the hotel has introduced Green Friday, so you can meet the chef in his garden before sampling the home-grown produce, like lemongrass and sweet basil, with a specially designed menu. Otherwise, an early dinner and movie night on the beach is the perfect way to end your trip. Time for bed, then back to reality…

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WHERE TO STAYShangri-La Villingili Resort & SpaOur resort of choice, this beautiful island has it all; jungles, beaches, stunning private villas, top-notch restaurants, a world-class spa, loads of activities for all ages and fantastic staff. www.shangri-la.com

Huvafen FushiIf pampering is your thing, then this is the hotel for you, with an underwater spa, glass floored bungalows, spectacular boats and an overall design that would make a luxury loving Bond villain very happy indeed. www.huvafenfushi.peraquum.com

HOW TO GET THEREIf only going for a few days, fly direct to Male with Emirates from Dhs5,500 which takes four hours. If the money’s too tight to mention .then Sri Lankan Airlines flies via Colombo from Dhs2,400. www.emirates.comwww.srilankan.lk

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ROMANTIC RETREATHatta Fort Hotel is offering one night's stay, a bottle of sparkling wine upon arrival, breakfast in bed with a half bottle of Moët and a three-course dinner served in your room for Dhs1,580 at the weekend, or Dhs1,280 during the week.

On Thursdays and Fridays there is also a free poolside film night.Hatta Fort Hotel, Hatta, Dubai. Tel: (04) 8099333. www.hattaforthotel.com

KERALA QUICKIE May is your last chance to visit India before the monsoon season and, luckily for you, Emirates Holidays has come up with a cracking deal. Return flights to Cochin from Dubai with three nights in Kerala at The Zuri Kumarakom Resort and Spa on the shores of Vembanad Lake, including transfers, costs just Dhs2,742 per person. May 1 to May 31, Emirates Holidays, Dubai, Dhs2,742. Tel: (04) 8005252. www.emirates-holidays.com


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press who camped outside our hotel for days once we had returned to civilisation. A couple of years later I returned to complete the trip, hiring the same local team that su�ered on that fateful night.If you could advise people to visit one destination, what would it be? South Africa. �e country has it all.What are your three top tips for surviving a long airport stopover? If you’re travelling economy

class, see if you can pay a fee to use the busi-ness lounge. I do this all the time in Nairobi. You’ll normally get your money back with the complimentary food and drink. Also wear comfortable clothing and take a good book.What do you never travel without? A thirst for adventure and curiosity for new experiences.Absolute Adventure, Dubai. Tel: (04) 3459900. www.adventure.ae

What’s the best holiday you’ve ever had? I take very few holidays, but have organised and led numerous adventure expeditions. My most memorable adventure was spending a month delivering four Land Rover ambu-lances to poor communities in Africa. �e vehicles were shipped to Dar Es Salaam and then taken on a 5,000km journey through Tanzania, Malawi, Zambia, Botswana and Na-mibia. �ere were many smaller adventures along the way, but eventually I led my team

across the Namib Desert to dip our feet in the Atlantic Ocean at the end of a great adventure across my favourite continent.What’s been your biggest travel disaster? My biggest incident was a few years ago in Peru, when a gang of heavily armed men at-tacked a group I was guiding. Two men, who held guns to my head and said they were going to kill me, woke me in the early hours of the morning. �e tented camp was ransacked and we were le� tied up in the Andes. �e local support team su�ered many injuries, including three with fractured skulls, many with broken ribs and one with all his �ngers broken. As well as dealing with the traumatised guests and tending to the wounded, I had to deal with the

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Beachside chic, with private cabanas on the sand, and cool white seating closer to the bar. Busy, but not crazy.

Right on the shore at the original One&Only, with views of the Palm.

Sophisticated sundowners over some sharing platters of nibbles.

The food isn’t cheap, but drinks are average for a top-notch bar. Cocktails are a bit pricey, but totally worth it.

One&Only Royal Mirage, Al Sufouh, Dubai, 2pm to late. Tel: (04) 3999999

City-centre slick, with the chance of celeb spotting. Glass, dark woods and a terrace just cool enough for a few more weeks.

This megabrand was the first big name to set up in DIFC and continues to set the standard.

Dressing up, sipping cocktails and mingling. Zuma’s bar may be a lounge, but it’s far from casual.

High prices at a top quality bar.

Building 6, DIFC, Dubai, Fri to Wed noon to 2am, Thurs noon to 3am. Tel: (04) 4255660. www.zumarestaurant.com

Banging. Private glass-fronted plunge pools, cabanas with their own music, VIPs galore and a crazy crowd.

Near the Habtoor Grand’s beach, and under the stars with white seating, bars aplenty and a huge central pool.

Mingling with models (Fashion TV is there some Fridays) and men who want to buy drinks for ladies. Then chuck you in the pool. Good times, good times.

Best to club in with your mates and get a table – it will work out about the same as trips to the bar and looks more impressive.

, Habtoor Grand, Dubai Marina, Dubai, midday to 3am. Tel: (056) 6406161. www.grandjumeirah.habtoorhotels.com

Great for after-work drinks, Caramel is buzzing mid-week but a bit quieter on Fridays when DIFC-dwellers stay away from their offices.

Enjoy the balmy weather on the leafy terrace before you have to head indoors. Indoors is very nice too, mind.

The menu is fantastic, so book a table and turn dinner into drinks.

Definitely on the pricey side, especially the food, but drinks are fairly standard for this part of town.

Building 3, DIFC, Dubai, 11am to 2am. Tel: (04) 4256677. www.carameldubai.com

Barasti has had a new lease of life of late, with concerts on the beach. In the afternoon it's chilled, but hots up once the sun goes down.

Split between poolside and beachside, there’s usually a quiet or hot spot depending on what you’re after.

We love Barasti for a spot of lunch on a Saturday. Catch up with mates, share a pizza and vow to drive home, but end up a few drinks down. Always good.

Spirits and mixers are expenisve given they’re served in a tiny plastic cup. Stick with beers.

Le Méridien Mina Seyahi Resort & Spa, Dubai Marina, Dubai, 11am to 2am. Tel: (04) 3993333. www.lemeridien-minaseyahi.com

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Adore the food, love the staff, can’t get enough.

They really need to sort out that smoking area. Ug. Ly.

We’ve heard the cabanas (Dhs15,000 a pop) are booked up until August. AUGUST.

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It’s chilled on Friday and Saturday afternoons but once the sun sets, the party goes off.

Slap bang in the Arabian Gulf, we recommended catching a golf buggy up the jetty to 360˚’s gangplank.

Dubai’s finest break out their finery come Friday to pose for those all-important photos ops.

The dirhams stack up if you arrive early and leave late.

Jumeirah Beach Hotel, Al Sufouh Road, Dubai, Sun to Thurs 5pm to late, Fri and Sat 4pm to 2am. Tel: (04) 4068769

Now the weather is dreamy you’ll have to be quick to nab a table on the terrace. Inside, the pews are rammed with diners, and the bar busy with beer fans.

Don’t dismiss Festival Centre as the land of IKEA, the BBC is king of a huge swathe of new bars and restaurants in this part of town.

If you’re in the mood for some European charm, this is the only pub to go to.

There’s a Monday night all you can eat moules and beer affair for Dhs199. Bargain Belgian.

Crowne Plaza Festival City, Dubai, Sun to Mon 6pm to 2am, Tue to Wed noon to 2am, Thurs and Fri noon to 3am. Tel: (04) 7012222. www.ichotelsgroup.com

Laid-back open-air bar. In fact, it’s surprisingly laid-back given its Emirates Towers address.

Under the stars with a brilliant view of the Sheikh Zayed Road skyline.

The ladies night is as popular with the girls as it is with businessmen. Mingling opportunities ahoy. There’s a DJ on Thursdays and Fridays, too.

Average for this part of town, but there’s a happy hour 6pm to 8pm from Wednesdays to Saturdays. Perfect for post-week bevvies.

Emirates Towers, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, Tue to Sat 6pm to midnight. Tel: (04) 3198088

Pretty darn relaxed, with groups lounging on beanbags.

At the centre of Old Town, affording you great views of Burj Khalifa from the coveted beanbags.

Don’t expect super speedy service, but for laid-back drinks with some pals, this is a solid choice.

Above average, but you’ll be so relaxed that you’ll sip your drinks anyway.

The Address Downtown Dubai, Emaar Boulevard, Downtown Dubai, daily from 6pm to 2am. Tel: (04) 436 8888. www.theaddress.com

Sophisticated, with outdoor tables overlooking the yachts.

The Terrace is at one of the most beautiful hotels in the land, just next to the creek.

Picking out which boat you’d have. We’ll take the Pershing, please. Perfect with nibbles and cocktails.

Pretty reasonable given the stunning setting and quality of fare.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubia, Sun to Fri from 6pm to 1am. Tel: (04) 3172222. www.dubai.park.hyatt.com

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We’re willing to overlook the slow service for the tunes and views.

A cracking brunch, decent deals and a spectacular drinks list mean we’re regulars.

Did we mention the beanbags?

DJ Rossy can be heard on Dubai 92. And won’t play ABBA even if you beg. Just so you know.


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15 Senyar, The Westin12 THE GRAMERCYThe Gramercy still can’t quite make up its mind; is it a sports bar, jazz club, or bistro? Two things are for sure though, it’s rammed on a Thursday night and those snails are outstanding. Frequently full of DIFC types, there’s plenty of suits and smoke, with crowds winding down for the weekend, all looked after by New Yorker Anthony. Aside from the snails, the Rueben sandwich is a winner.


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LPM sounds, smells and looks like a restaurant should do. There’s nothing else like it in Dubai, which is why it isn’t easy to secure a table.

A long bar runs down one side and there's an open pass through which you can see and hear the magic happening in the kitchen.

He’s only been here a few months, but chef Izi is already regarded as one of the best in Dubai. Order the lobster.

DIFC. Officially (you heard it here first, remember) the centre of Dubai’s food scene.

You’re talking around Dhs1,200 for two if you want to do the menu justice.

DIFC, Gate Village 8, Dubai, Sun to Fri noon to 2.30pm and 7pm to 11pm. Tel: (04) 4390505. www.lpmdubai.ae

Ever popular, Zuma is always buzzing and certainly never suffers from empty-restaurant-itis like so many others.

Bright and airy with a statement sushi counter downstairs, brooding and sultry in the upstairs bar and lounge.

Order something from the robata grill menu – the wagyu tenderloin with truffle ponzu sauce, is our pick.

A bloated stumble from sister restaurant LPM in DIFC. Close enough to come to blows over their placement on the Hot List.

Around Dhs1,200. You certainly won’t get much change from a grand.

Building 6, Gate Village, DIFC, Sat to Thurs 12.30pm to 3pm, Sat to Wed 7pm to midnight, Thurs and Fri 7pm to 1am. Tel: (04) 4255660. www.zumarestaurant.com

Classy. You're in A-list Indian restaurant territory with attentive – and downright nice – staff eager to serve you.

Stroll up the winding staircase to the dimly lit, but cosy, restaurant. Grab a table in an alcove for a more intimate night out.

Rest assured that anything you order is going to be great. But the new tapas menu (p44) is perfect for a few lighter snacks.

Dubai Marina. Right where it should be.

Dhs900 (without alcohol). Although the new tapas menu is much lighter on your wallet.

Grosvenor House, Dubai Marina, Dubai, Sun to Thurs 7pm to 11pm. Tel: (04) 3176000. www.grosvenorhouse-dubai.com

Though it retains a welcome air of formality, Verre has been given a new lease of life by chef Scott Price and his team.

For a relatively small and slightly awkward space, Verre is looking extremely well since the introduction of the chef’s table.

Check out our new dishes feature (p44) for our pick of the dishes. The sommelier is excellent.

Terrible. Gordon needs to move Scott and the boys down the other end of town. Then we’ll really be talking.

Dhs395 for three courses, Dhs495 for six courses. For the chef’s table it’s Dhs695, with wine pairings Dhs350 to Dhs600.

Hilton Dubai Creek, Sun to Fri, 7pm to 11.30pm. Tel: (04) 2277550. www.gordonramsay.com

Good luck getting a table on the terrace in the evenings; fans of both food and the fountains flock here.

Clean, bright and white, with artwork, chalkboards for the specials and a buzzing open kitchen.

The best of British, with some new summer salads (see page 44) and old favourites like scotch eggs.

At the heart of Old Town, RG is on prime restaurant real estate.

Around Dhs400 for two, but you can get two courses at lunchtime for Dhs80 on weekdays.

Souk Al Bahar, Level 3, Old Town, Dubai, noon to 11pm. Tel: (04) 4230903. www.rivingtongrill.ae

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Make sure you try the tofu cheesecake, created specifically to challenge LPM’s.

Order the six-course tasting menu. Rub your belly. Smile

Vineet Bhatia has changed the way people look at Indian cuisine. Need we say more?

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If empty, it would be rather too stark, and a little bit white. Fortunately the Rhodes and reputation keeps ‘em coming.

It’s very, very white, but the extremely comfortable chairs add a touch of colour here and there and there’s a slight glimpse of the kitchen.

Chef Paul Lupton has outdone himself with his new spring dishes. Order the seared tempura scallops.

Grosvenor House, home of both Vineet Bhatia’s Indego by Vineet, and Gary’s fine dining signature restaurant. Not bad, eh?

Dhs800 for two. Grosvenor House, Dubai Marina, Dubai, Mon to Sat 7pm to 11.30pm. Tel: (04) 3998888. www.garyrhodes.com

Maitre d' Dennis' welcoming smile adds a friendly touch to a restaurant that is all about elegance.

Small, chic and classy, resplendent with its purple-hued carpets, everything feels as it should do.

Pierre Gagnaire’s intricate menu has to be seen – or tasted, anyway – to be believed. A vast array of flavours and textures, it’s sure to make an impression.

The always-impressive InterCon (Reflets has its own private elevator), in the slowly but surely growing social hub that is Festival City.

This much effort has to come at a price: it's Dhs1,000 plus for dinner. But the taster menus are Dhs550, and the business lunch is Dhs180.

InterContinental Dubai Festival City, Dubai, 7pm to 1am. Tel: (04) 7011128. www.ichotelsgroup.com

Probably the busiest restaurant at the wrong end of town, it’s laid-back, warm and as inviting as they come.

The vaulted ceiling and the open kitchen make Traiteur one of the most memorable restaurants in town.

There are some very fine dishes indeed on chef Franck Detrait’s menu. Try the new sea bass with asparagus, green peas and glazed morels.

We love the Park Hyatt. Take a seat outside and enjoy the tunes wafting over from The Terrace bar.

The degustation menu is Dhs375 for four courses and coffee. For a la carte you’re talking around Dhs650 for two.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, Sun to Fri 7pm to midnight. Tel: (04) 3172222. www.dubai.park.hyatt.com

There’s a live Argentinean band every evening aside from Sunday, when there’s tango. Book ahead.

Warm and inviting with an outdoor terrace offering a Burj view and a whole goat roasting away inside.

We’re talking meat. Try the new lamb rack or slow-cooked veal brisket.

Downtown Burj Khalifa, and the view of the tallest building in the world is a good one.

Around Dhs700 for two.

The Palace – The Old Town, Downtown Dubai, 7pm to midnight. Tel: (04) 4287888. www.theaddress.com

Extremely relaxed, with acoustic music on the terrace in the evenings.

Lovely, but take a seat on the terrace with views of the polo field and Burj Khalifa in the background.

You can see what we thought of chef Kevin Little’s newest creations in Eating Out (p44).

Miles from the Marina end of town, but an escape from the hubbub of the city.

Around Dhs700 for two.

Desert Palm, Al Awir Road, Dubai, Mon to Sat 7pm to 10.30pm. Tel: (04) 3238888. www.desertpalm.peraquum.com

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Gary Rhodes is forging a Marina restaurant empire. One step ahead of Gordon.

Gagnaire’s a genius, the service is excellent, and despite the price, Reflets is faultless.

With Rive Gauche gone, there are no brasseries left to compete with Traiteur.

Book a table for Sunday night. Every restaurant in town should have tango.

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14 OKKUOkku is our second favourite Japanese restaurant, and that’s saying something. Despite its subterranean location we enjoy a quiet lunch there quite regularly. For a miso and main it’s just Dhs69 and for Dhs89 you can add a starter to that. Go for the yellowtail sashimi, followed by the burger. Monarch, One Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, noon to 3pm and 7pm to 11.45pm. Tel: (04) 5018777. www.okkudubai.com


It’s definitely worth the journey if you’re feeling the stresses and strains of city life.


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Traiteur has the cool, European chic down, with a live jazz band and open kitchen.

French brasserie classics from the talented kitchen team headed up by chef Franck Detrait.

You can still enjoy an outside table this month – but only just. Alternatively, go all out and book the private dining.

Enjoying a long European lunch without forking out for a flight.

Up to you – Dhs375 sans booze, Dhs450 with wine and beer, Dhs595 with bubbly and Dhs1,998 with a limo pick up.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai, noon to 4pm. Tel: (04) 3172222. www.dubai.park.hyatt.com

The focus is on the food at Zuma, so although it’s always oversubscribed, it’s never boisterous.

Fresh sushi and sashimi and a wide array of dishes from the constantly updated and always intelligent regular menu.

DIFC – nice and central.

Putting on a nice dress or your favourite shirt and enjoying life in Dubai.

Kitsu (no alcohol) Dhs315, Kowaku Dhs425 (with alcohol) and Kyasha (with champers) Dhs550.

Building 6, DIFC, Dubai, 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 4255660. www.zumarestaurant.com

We’d wager there are more people who want to go to Al Qasr than any other brunch in Dubai. Booking is essential.

The quantity of food is astounding, with everything from steak, sushi and oxtail burger to cheese and sweets on offer.

Just across the water from all the bars at the Madinat, so plenty of post-brunch options.

People that like a lot of choice and a little exercise in between courses.

A rather expensive Dhs495.

Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 3666730. www.jumeirah.com

The jazz guitarist and its proximity to the hotel pool keep things lively.

A sumptuous seafood selection, tandoori and pizza ovens, roast beef and Yorkshire pud and an ample dessert station.

Decamp to one of the outdoor cabanas for a post-brunch shisha.

A lot of food, a spirited atmosphere and an eminently reasonable price tag.

The Dhs350 price tag is just right, and makes The Talk one of the city’s cheaper brunches.

Mövenpick Hotel Jumeirah Beach, The Walk, JBR, Dubai, 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 4498888. www.moevenpick-hotels.com

It a popular evening brunch, but far from the raucous revelry of a daytime food and drink fest.

It’s Asian Night, so you’re talking sushi, dim sum, soup and grilled meats made to order. An impressive spread.

Well hidden on the 18th floor of the Grand Millennium. Adjourn to the adjoining bar for post-dinner drinks.

A big dinner with lots of your close friends.

Dhs195. Grand Millennium Dubai, Tecom, Al Barsha, Dubai, 7pm to 10pm. Tel: (04) 4299999. www.millenniumhotels.com

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Traiteur, our new favourite brunch. Felicitations!

Brunches always benefit from staying specialised. Best Japanese in Dubai.

The Mövenpick has come to life and is garnering a lot of attention of late.

Choicer than anywhere else in Dubai, but its vast size can make the service a tad on the slow side.

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A live band and many busy food stations, but nothing too outrageous.

Live cooking stations serving up Peking duck, pizzas, barbecued cuts, curries and more.

Stepon to the small terrace for alfresco drinkies and the BBQ station.

Those who like live music with the brunch.

Dhs395 with alcohol, Dhs295 without.

Anise, InterContinental Dubai Festival City, Dubai, 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 7011111. www.ichotelsgroup.com

It’s a laid-back and casual, as a BBQ should be – not pretentious at all.

Endless platters of barbecued meat transported to your table by friendly, talkative waiters.

Barasti is close by, which is ideal for post-brunch shisha and drinks. Alternatively, escape the heat downstairs at The Underground.

Meet lovers, obviously, but also those looking for a relaxed vibe.

A bargain at Dhs295 with alcohol or Dhs225 without.

The Grand Grill Steakhouse, Habtoor Grand Resort & Spa, Lobby level, Dubai Marina, Dubai, 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 3994221. www.thegrandgrill.com

Understated and tasteful, just like you’d expect from Mr Armani.

Excellent sushi, various noodle-based dishes and a la carte meats delivered to the table on a charcoal BBQ.

Burj Khalifa. Can't beat that, can you.

A cool brunch in sleek surrounds.

Dhs290 with soft drinks, Dhs380 with house beverages. Dhs585 with spirits and half a bottle of Bollinger.

Armani Hotel Dubai, Burj Khalifa, Dubai, noon to 3.30pm. Tel: (04) 8883444. www.dubai.armanihotels.com

You will spend most of the time lying down or frolicking in the pool, but the live mariachi band provides a steady rhythm.

Platters of grilled meat and fish from the team at celeb chef Richard Sandoval’s Maya between 1pm and 4pm on the Maya terrace.

It will be pretty hot this month, but a dip in the pool or the sea should cool you down.

A day by the pool with lots of lovely Mexican grub.

Dhs300 for pool and beach access from 10am to 6pm, plus lunch and a 30 per cent drinks discount between 5pm and 7pm.

Le Royal Méridien Beach Resort & Spa, Dubai Marina, Dubai, Fri and Sat 10am to 6pm. Tel: (04) 3165550. www.leroyalmeridien-dubai.com

It’s like a mini Al Qasr – popular, but not crowded.

Champagne, steak, seafood, sushi – all the usual suspects.

Request a table outside by the water to make the most of the experience.

Those occasions when you can’t handle Al Qasr, but want to enjoy the perk of the Madinat location.

Dhs425. Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, 12.30pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 3668888. www.jumeirah.com

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Check out the cheese room.

South Africans certainly know how to grill meat, we’ll give them that.

Don’t miss the well-made cocktails.

Remember, the price doesn’t include drinks.

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A good choice if you have family visiting.

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12 BELGIAN BEER CAFÉFor just Dhs199 you can order off the a la carte menu, help yourself to a buffet of cold dishes, cheeses and breads and order as much wine and beer as you like. It’s essentially a big pub lunch, and we love it for just that very reason.

Crowne Plaza Dubai Festival City, Dubai, 1pm to 4pm. Tel: (04) 7011128


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Make Time TodayIndulge in an Express Pamper Treatment

At Zen the spa at Rotana, we know how hectic your schedule is and this month, we are dedicated to making you feel special and totally pampered with our Express Treatments.

All you need is 30 minutes to feel completely relaxed and ready to deal with your busy day or come to us when your day is over and we’ll set you up for the evening ahead.

Be good to yourself. You’ll emerge feeling fantastic and energised. You deserve it!

Express Spa Treatments for May30 min Back, Neck & Shoulder Massage - Relaxing and energising

30 min Face & Scalp Massage - Perfect for a good night’s sleep30 min Mini Facial - A booster for your skin

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Truly the best therapists we’ve ever been tended by in Dubai. Utterly expert, very friendly and skilled beyond belief.

Packed with ESPA treatments and products, the menu addresses every possible concern and then some.

Expect lots of wood, terracotta and gorgeous fabrics. Gorgeous. The hotel can now be reached by boat from the original One&Only hotel.

Not as expensive as they could probably demand (shush) with a 25-minute body scrub for Dhs215 and one-hour massage costing Dhs490. Thumbs up.

One&Only The Palm, The Palm Jumeirah, Dubai, 10am to 9pm. Tel: (04) 4401010. www.thepalm.oneandonlyresorts.com

Pleasant and efficient. What more can you ask for?

Grouped by theme, there’s an emphasis on rituals and packages that include pool and health club access. And the pool is a knock-out.

Stunning. Particularly good for couples, with private outdoor showers and VIP suites.

There are monthly offers that take the sting out of the steep prices – but the quality of products, spa and therapists more than justify them.

Park Hyatt Dubai, Deira, Dubai,9am to 10pm.Tel: (04) 6021234.www.dubai.park.hyatt.com

Quiet, kind and with a firm hand when necessary, SensAsia’s staff are trained to the highest standards.

Innovative and imaginative, you’ll find treatments you never knew you needed. Check out the new golf-specific massages, that even use Callaway golf balls.

Asian chic with splashes of jewel tones; the cosy rooms are a true retreat. And the dressing gowns are the best in town.

Choose wisely and you’ll get an hour-long massage for Dhs310, and they’ll often do monthly discounts. Worth a visit for the ginger tea alone.

The Beach Club, Al Nafura, Shoreline Apartments, The Palm Jumeirah, Dubai,10am to 10pm.Tel: (04) 4227115.www.sensasiaspas.com

There’s a mix of nationalities and specialities, from massage therapists to a GP. This spa is packed with experts.

Talise sets itself apart with its naturopath, life coaching and medical testing, in addition to the large spa menu.

The treatment rooms are linked by leafy outdoor pathways, with an outdoor pool tucked away for those day-long spa sessions.

Various, but the 80-minute Royal Hammam is a fair Dhs450.

Al Qasr, Al Sufouh, Dubai,9am to 10pm.Tel: (04) 3666818.www.jumeirah.com/talise

Modern zen awaits at this vast spa, with experienced therapists on hand to guide you from reception to relaxation.

There are separate menus for ladies and gents. Particularly recommended is the Jet Lag treatment.

You’d never expect this shrine to de-stressing to be mere minutes from The Dubai Mall.

It’s pricey, but worth it for the quality of treatments and snooze you’ll enjoy.

The Address Dubai Mall, Old Town, Dubai, 9am to 9pm. Tel: (04) 4388888. www.theaddress.com

This is the ultimate day spa destination. We love it, and think you will too.

The poolside cuisine is pretty special, with the barbecue chicken a particular favourite.

You must visit the new outpost at Emirates Golf Club. Just lovely.

Ask them about the Talise detox mini-break at Bab Al Shams desert resort. Superb.


Quiet and luxurious, with quality added extras, this spa is a true sanctuary.

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An international mix of staff. We had a knot-busting South African. Impressive.

There’s no treatment menu as such, just book a time slot (from 90 minutes to a full day) and the therapist decides.

As stylish as you’d expect from Giorgio. It’s a sleek space with dark greys and clean lines. Very masculine indeed.

Not as bad as you fear, with 90 minutes costing Dhs650, up to Dhs2,500 for a full day.

Armani Hotel, Burj Khalifa, Old Town, Dubai,9am to 9pm.Tel: (04) 8883888.www.dubai.armanihotels.com

Male and female therapists are available with extensive knowledge. They’re happy to answer questions, or just let you nod off.

The menu invites you to ‘drop your robe, cares and guard’. Cheeky. There are Anne Semonin and Eve Lom treatments, plus everything from ear candling to sculpting rituals.

Shared steam and sauna facilities make it an ideal destination for couples. We especially like the clever two-way windows so you can look out over the polo fields.

Mid-range, with a 60-minute Anne Semonin massage for Dhs450 and an hour of reflexology for Dhs395.

Desert Palm, Al Awir Road, after International City, Dubai, 9am to 9pm. Tel: (04) 3238888. www.desertpalm.ae

The female therapists at this ladies-only spa undergo two years of training and the results are impressive.

Each month brings new treatments and discounts. You’ll find everything from blow-dries to luxury rituals, all with a Thai flavour.

Hidden away in an Al Wasl villa, the spa is a cosy escape with a lovely garden for yoga.

Well priced at around Dhs350 for an hour-long massage. Keep an eye out for special offers, too.

1074 Uttamah Villas, Al Wasl Road, Jumeira, Dubai, 10am to 10pm. Tel: (04) 3489679. www.thaiprivilegespadubai.com

Expert, unassuming and happy to talk you through what they’re doing and why. Excellent.

Not a huge selection, but everything you could want from rituals to tanning.

An unexpected sanctuary in the depths of Emirates Towers. Previously H2O male spa, it has opened its doors to the ladies.

Definitely on the more expensive side, which is no surprise given the hotel and neighbourhood it’s in.

' Emirates Towers, Sheikh Zayed Road, Dubai, 9am to 11pm. Tel: (04) 3198181. www.jumeirah.com

The spa at Banyan Tree is split in two; The Rainforest hydrotherapy area and the treatment rooms. The staff are fab throughout.

There is an Asian-inspired menu, but we vote going for The Rainforest where you journey through various saunas and steamrooms.

It’s gigantic and utterly decadent, Well worth the drive to Ras Al Khaimah.

If you’re not a guest at the hotel, an hour in The Rainforest is Dhs77. Treatments are on the expensive side, but high quality.

Banyan Tree Al Wadi, Ras Al Khaimah, 10am to 10pm. Tel: (07) 2067777. www.banyantree.com

The unique ‘decide for you’ approach is great for spa newbies.

We thoroughly recommend a massage then steak at the all-new Rare restaurant.

The spa offers a pick up and drop off service, in a luxury car. A fab way to end a treatment.

A lunchtime massage is the perfect pick-me-up for stressed execs.

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Downsizing dilemmas for our man on the radio As you may recall, I’ve been looking for a new villa, and I’ve recently found one – a smaller one. �is has le� me with a dilemma. I was downsizing. Big time. I was probably losing half the rooms I’d been living in, ergo; I needed to o�oad a heck of a lot of stu�. Some of it junk, some of it unused, and a lot of it expensive.

Of course, I’ve been here before. When I le� England to move to Dubai I sold the contents of my house on eBay. I became quite pro�cient at it – a regular little wheeler-dealer. Every day I’d tootle down to the village post o�ce, my SmartCar packed with parcels destined for all over the world.

Sadly, due to Dubai’s, ahem, ‘postal inadequa-cies’, eBay was out of the question, so I had to �nd alternative methods of hawking. My �rst stop was Dubizzle. I remember when this site �rst started. For a while there was a two horse race between Dubizzle and Dubai Donkey (which subsequently seems to have been sent to the in-ternet glue factory). Dubizzle, on the other hand, has gone from strength to strength and is now as much a part of the fabric of Dubai as the 7Days letters page, Spinneys notice boards and not us-

thousands, of people with mountains of boxes. It was like going to a football match. Inside I could barely get my table set up before hands were grabbing at my precious wares. It was like that for the �rst three hours. �e organisers should put a disclaimer on the entry form for people with heart conditions. I’ve never felt so stressed.

It’s worth noting that nothing ever sells for the asking price, and 80 per cent of my morn-ing was spent haggling. I have to give a special mention to the labourer, still in his overalls, who picked up my Suunto diving watch and asked me, “how much?”

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ing indicators. If you’re looking for a deal, or you need to shi� excess junk, Dubizzle is great.

Obviously, it has its downsides or I wouldn’t be writing about it in my monthly whinge-fest. You’ve got to do your research. Go slightly too high with your asking price and you’ll get very few views on your ads and even fewer calls. Undervalue your item and your phone will melt from the number of calls. Yesterday, I advertised a double bed and mattress for next to nothing. Within four hours I’d talked to around 120 peo-ple… Much like my radio show (on a good day).

What I wasn’t prepared for is the intrusion into my personal life. It seems people aren’t will-ing to get together and decide on a good time to come before buying my stu� – they actually want to come at their convenience. What a nerve! If that wasn’t enough, there’s the small talk, the li�ing to the car, the haggling…

�at said, when it comes to haggling, Dubiz-zlers have nothing on the baying mobs at Dubai Flea Market. I did one of the Safa Park markets when it �rst started and there were but a few ta-bles. A lovely, relaxing morning, sipping co�ee, idly chatting to passers-by and making plenty of dirhams.

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