SYNERGISM

THE SIMULTANEOUS ACTION OF TWO LESS THAN CAPABLE PLATFORMSWHICH, TOGETHER, ARE STILL LESS THAN CAPABLE,

BUT IT GIVES THEM SOMETHING TO DO

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A FIGHTER PILOT IF

YOU REFER TO KINDERGARTEN AS “THE TOUGHEST TWO

YEARS OF MY LIFE”

YOU USE FLATULENCE TO IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS AND

FAMILY

YOUR GENE POOL NEEDS A LITTLE CHLORINE

YOU HAVE THE LOCAL LIQUOR STORE’S TELEPHONE NUMBER

ON SPEED DIAL

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BOMBER PILOT IF

YOUR SCREEN SAVER IS A BITMAP OF YOUR FAVORITE

BARNYARD ANIMAL

YOU HAVE TO USE DR SCHOLL’S KNUCKLE PADS

YOUR FAMILY TREE HAS NO BRANCHES

YOU CAN USE THE “F” WORD AS A NOUN, PRONOUN, VERB,

ADVERB, ADJECTIVE, AND TO TELL TIME ..... ALL IN THE SAME

SENTENCE

F-16 AIRCREWTRAINING DEVICES

THE 29 TSS IS PROUD TO SAY THAT, THANKS TO US, THE NEW

F-16 UTD IS JUST AS COMBAT CAPABLE AS THE F-16 ITSELF

EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THE UTD HAS BETTER RANGE,

CARRIES A BIGGER PAYLOAD, AND HAS NEVER ONCE BURIED

ITSELF IN UTAH SOIL

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A TANKER PILOT IF

JACK DANIELS SENDS YOU A CHRISTMAS CARD

YOU’VE EVER BEEN KICKED OUT OF THE ZOO FOR HECKLING

THE MONKEYS

YOU’VE EVER FULLY EXECUTED THE “PULL MY FINGER” TRICK

AT THANKSGIVING OR CHRISTMAS DINNER

ANY OF YOUR CHILDREN WERE CONCEIVED IN THE OFFICER’S

CLUB

F-16 FUEL STATE

HILL TOWER, LAWN DART 01, READY FOR TAKEOFF ..... BINGO

OVER HILL, OVER DALE, ..... BINGO

OFF WE GO INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER ..... BINGO

I CAME, I SAW, I BINGO’D

AND BINGO IS MY NAME-O

PILOT PERFORMANCE REPORT STATEMENTS

ALWAYS STOPS TO THINK, BUT QUITE OFTEN FORGETS TO START AGAIN -- HIS IQ IS SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN KELP

PROVED THAT IF YOU MAKE SOMETHING IDIOT PROOF, SOMEONE WILL BUILD A BETTER IDIOT -- ALWAYS THE IMPROVED MODEL

HIS MEN WOULD FOLLOW HIM ANYWHERE, BUT MOSTLY OUT OF CURIOSITY -- SUFFERS FROM DELUSIONS OF ADEQUACY

DISPLAYS THE LEVEL OF DISCIPLINE AND SELF CONTROL NORMALLY ONLY ASSOCIATED WITH POSTAL WORKERS

THOUGHTS TUMBLE IN HIS HEAD, MAKING AND BREAKING ALLIANCES, LIKE UNDERWEAR IN A DRYER WITHOUT CLING FREE -- NOT THE SHARPEST CRAYON IN THE PACK

F-16 BUMPER STICKERS

ACES II TEST BED

AIM HIGH, FLAME OUT

JUST SAY “NO” TO COMBAT CAPABILITY

LOCAL REACH, LOCAL POWER

CAUTION, CRASH SITE AHEAD

LEAN, MEAN, FLAMEOUT MACHINE

TOY JETS FOR TOY SOLDIERS

F-15C BUMPER STICKERS

DOING MORE THAN ONE MISSION IS OVERRATED

PROTECTING THE STRIKE PACKAGE LIKE A STRING BIKINI

WHY KILL HUNDREDS AT A TIME, WHEN YOU CAN KILL THEM ONE AT A TIME?

F-15C FWIC: SUCCESS THROUGH SCENARIO MANAGEMENT

WHY LOVE JUST HALF OF THE POPULATION?

WELL, OK, IT WAS MY SQUADRON…

SNAPPY F-16 ADAGES

I SHALL RETURN ..... Well, I might

WHEN THIS JET’S A ROCKIN, IT’S PROBABLY A FLUTTER PROBLEM

WE CRASH MORE AIRPLANES BEFORE 8 AM THEN MOST PEOPLE CRASH ALL DAY

WE COVER THE TARGET LIKE A THONG BIKINI

F-16 THREATS

CAREFUL BADGUYS ..... I’M CARRYING BOTH BOMBS TODAY. I’M TALKIN’ WALL-TO-WALL MK-82s PAL

AND NOW WITH THIS LANTIRN THING AND OUR NEW BLOCK 40s AND 50s, WE CAN HIT THE GROUND AT NIGHT TOO

THIS IS GOING TO HURT ME MORE THAN IT’S GOING TO HURT YOU

MORE F-16 THREATS IF I CARRIED MORE WEAPONS, AND IF

I HAD ENOUGH GAS, AND IF

I COULD ACTUALLY HIT THE TARGET, AND IF

I HAD SOME REALLY EXPENSIVE ELECTRONS SO I COULD FIND YOU, AND IF

MY MOTOR DIDN’T QUIT, AND IF

MY WINGS DIDN’T CRACK

BOY, I’D REALLY TEACH YOU A LESSON

SYNERGISM (CONT’D)