Vol. 2, No. 240 Friday, January 31, 2014

Plenty to cheer about in ScottyvilleThe Scotty cheerleaders have cheered their Scotty boys to a perfect 7-0 record at home, the latest victim being a revenge over Class A Glendive on Thursday evening. Glasgow jumped out to an early lead and never trailed in a 75-59 upending of the visitors. The Red Devils, who won 61-50 on their home court January 21st, trailed the Scotties 37-30 at halftime last night. Glasgow’s 75 points (Lane Herbert burned the nets with 25 points and Chase Fossum added 24 big ones) was the highest scoring output of the season with the exception of the 90 points scored on Saco. And the Red Devils were ranked #4 in Class A, suffering just their second setback (their first loss being to Laurel). The victory now puts the Scotties at 12-2 overall.

Left on the regular schedule is a trip to Harlem on Feb. 6th, a home game with Plentywood on the 8th, a trip to Malta on the 14th and hosting Poplar on the 15th. The District 2B Boys’ and Girls’ tournaments will be held in Malta February 20-22. The Boys’ Northern B Divisional will be held here in Glasgow February 27th-March 1st. There’s no doubt the Scotties will advance out of District to host the tournament — they have to place 4th or better in Malta — and wouldn’t it be nice if they can stay undefeated at home the following weekend? That would guarantee a trip to State in Bozeman March 13-15. Might want to start making reservations if you have yet to do so.Pictured above is the Scotty cheerleaders vs. Malta; at right is Chase Fossum.

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Maintain Montana’s way of lifeAlton Lagerquist

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ImportanceOf GoodSportsmanshipEveryone feels great whenthey win, but it can be just ashard to be a good sport whenyou’ve won a game as whenyou’ve lost one. Good sportsmanshipis a great traditionin sports and competition. Itmeans playing clean and handlingboth victory and defeatwith grace, style and dignity.When you work really hard ata sport, it’s not easy to admitthat you made a bad play orthat someone has more skillthan you. In competition, youmay not always win, but youcan learn something fromlosing, too.TEN WAYS TO BEA GOOD SPORT1) Be polite to everyone youare playing with and against. Notrash talking.2) Don’t show off. Just playyour best. If you are good, peoplewill notice.3) Whether you’ve won orlost, tell your opponents “goodgame.”4) Learn the rules of the game.Show up for practices and gameson time.5) Listen to your coaches andfollow their directions.6) Don’t argue with an official ifyou don’t agree with his or her call.If you don’t understand a certaincall, wait until after the game to askyour coach or the official to explainit to you.7) Don’t make up excuses orblame a teammate when you lost.Try to learn from what happened.8) Be willing to sit out soother team members can get inthe game.9) Play fair and don’t cheat.10) Cheer for your teammateseven if the score is 1,000 to 1! Youcould inspire a big comeback!

What does National Wildlife Turkey Federation do up here in Montana? Wildland fire mitigation, public recreation access, youth education, and upland habitat will all benefit this year from funding from the Montana chapter of the National Wild Turkey Federation. The Montana State Board of the NWTF met last weekend in Billings to distribute over $24,000 in funds in support of the NWTF’s national “Save the Habitat. Save the Hunt.” campaign. The funds, raised in conservation banquets held around in communities around Montana, are held in the “Superfund,” an account that earmarks money for a variety of qualifying habitat, education, and hunting-heritage projects in Montana. Since 1985, the Turkey Federation has distributed over $400,000 in Superfunds in Montana. Nationally, state Superfunds have put more than $450 million on the ground for conservation, habitat enhancement, and education. Here are Montana projects that will receive NWTF funding this year:• Tin Can Hill Fuels Treatment, Petroleum County –

The BLM requested funding to help reduce fuels and wildfire threat on thousands of acres of public land in the Musselshell River Breaks.

• College Scholarships – Two Montana high school seniors will receive $1,500 in scholarship funds from the NWTF. Keely Benson of Plains is the statewide scholarship winner while Keelie Smith of Colstrip is the runner-up. One of the remarkable details of this scholarship is that, while it rewards community service and academic performance, it also requires applicants to be active hunters, verified by submission of a copy of their current hunting license.

• West Fork Bitterroot River Vegetation Treatment, Ravalli County – The Bitterroot National Forest requested funding to help plant native forbs and shrubs on public land to enhance habitat for wild turkeys, elk, and other wildlife.

• Frenchtown Face Fuels Treatment, Missoula County — The state board awarded funds to help the Lolo National Forest reduce fire-prone fuels on over 1,000 acres of public land west of Missoula. The project will improve wild turkey habitat on public lands.

• Custer National Forest Fire Mitigation, Powder River County – The NWTF in Montana has funded wildland fire mitigation efforts on the Ashland

Ranger District of the Custer National Forest in southeast Montana for several years. For 2014, the forest will get funds to support public-land managers in their prescribed fire efforts to minimize the impact of catastrophic fires like those that devastated the area in 2012.

• Manhattan School District Archery in the Schools, Gallatin County – The NWTF donated funds to purchase six bows and associated archery equipment to implement the National Archery in the Schools Program in the Gallatin Valley.

• Pompeys Pillar Naturalist Program, Yellowstone County – The state board awarded funds to the Audubon Society’s Naturalist in the Schools program at Pompeys Pillar National Monument east of Billings. The funds will be used for classroom materials to educate students about wildlife in the riparian corridor.

• Custer National Forest Access, Powder River County – Finally, the state board completed the fifth and final year of contributions to a term easement program on Cub Creek north of Ashland. The program has provided sportsman access to thousands of acres of landlocked land on the Custer National Forest.

The National Wild Turkey Federation is committed to improving wildlife habitat, expanding public access, and introducing hunting to new populations of sportsmen. The national organization boasts 7 chapters in Montana. “The remarkable detail about the NWTF’s funding mechanism is that funds raised in Montana stay in Montana to do good work for wildlife, sportsmen, and kids,” says Ed Sugg of Glasgow, the Montana state president of the NWTF.DAILY CINEMAS: 4:00 & 4:10 PM - $5.75/PERSON

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Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit is a global action thriller set in the present day. This original story follows a young Jack (Pine) as he uncovers a financial terrorist plot. The story follows him from 9/11 through his tour of duty in Afghanistan, which scarred him forever, and into his early days in the Financial Intelligence Unit of the modern CIA, where he becomes an analyst under the guardianship of his handler, Harper (Costner). When Ryan believes he’s uncovered a Russian plot, he becomes a spy and must fight to save his own life and those of countless others while also trying to protect his relationship with his fiancée Cathy (Knightley).

4:10PM 7:15PM9:20PM

100 Min.

Cast: Chris Pine, Kevin Costner, Keira Knightley, Kenneth Branagh

Rated PG-13: for sequences of violence and intense action, and brief strong language

When Walt Disney’s daughters begged him to make a movie of their favorite book, “Mary Poppins”, he made them a promise -- one that he didn’t realize would take 20 years to keep. In his quest to obtain the rights, Walt comes up against a curmudgeonly, uncompromising writer who has absolutely no intention of letting her magical beloved nanny get mauled by the Hollywood machine; but, as the books stop selling and money grows short, the author reluctantly agrees to go to L.A. to hear Disney’s plans for the adaptation. Together, they set Mary Poppins free to ultimately make one of the most endearing films in cinematic history.

4:00PM 7:00PM9:15PM

Rated PG-13 for thematic elements including some unsettling images

125 Min.

Cast: Emma Thompson, Tom Hanks, Colin Farrell, Paul Giamatti, Jason Schwartzman, Bradley Whitford, Annie Rose Buckley, Ruth Wilson, B.J. Novak, Rachel Griffiths, Kathy Baker

8th Annual BanquetPresented by The Hi-Line Gobblers Chapter NWTF

Questions? Contact Scott Billingsley @ 406-263-7161 or sbillin@nemont.net

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SUPER BOWLSNACKS!There is a youth team at St. Raphael’s heading to Billings this summer to paint, clean, serve and

minister to those in need. They are making large, delicious, and unique

Snack Trays for Super Bowl Sunday to help raise

money for their trip. They will be made fresh on Saturday to be picked up at noon or Sunday at 10:30am. Choices are:

Assorted Veggies & Dip, Assorted Crackers & a Cheeseball, Assorted Chips & Hummus or

Dip & a Sweet & Salty Combination of delicious

Dried Fruit, Nuts, Cookies and Pretzels. .

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Trays are $20 each (it’s a fundraiser, folks) and can be ordered by

calling 263-7485 or 228-9800.

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Saturday, February 1st • 8am~2amMonday, Feb. 10, 2014

8:00 AM—12:00 PM

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MONDAYSoup: POTATO

Lunch: STEAK PHILLYDinner: 8oz CHICKEN

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Valley County has had three confirmed cases of pertussis case (whooping cough) since January 1st. These cases make clear the importance of up to date vaccinations to decrease the spread of pertussis. The Valley County Health Department is working with health care providers, and other partners to identify close contacts and ensure that they are evaluated and treated as needed. Pertussis is a contagious respiratory disease that in almost all cases can be effectively treated by a health care professional if identified early. Pertussis is spread through the air by coughing, and transmission is dependent on the closeness and length of contact. The disease is most serious in very young infants – especially those under the age of six months. Infants should be kept away from anyone diagnosed with pertussis or identified as a close contact of someone who has been diagnosed. Infants with any coughing illness should be promptly evaluated by their health care provider. The Valley County Health Department’s number one priority is to contain the spread of the disease. The health department staff has been identifying close contacts of those who have been diagnosed with pertussis, and referring them to health care providers for proper follow up. Pertussis begins with cold symptoms (runny nose, sneezing) and an irritating cough, which becomes much worse over one to two weeks. Symptoms usually include a long series of coughs (coughing fits) followed

Pertussis arrives in Valley Countyby a whooping noise. However, older children, adults and very young infants may not develop the whoop. Coughing fits may also be followed by vomiting or turning blue. There is generally no fever. The cough is often worse at night and cough medicines usually do not help alleviate the cough. Anyone experiencing these symptoms should contact their health care provider. The most effective way to prevent pertussis is through vaccination. Pertussis vaccine is available for persons over the age of six weeks. It is included in the Center for Disease Control and Prevention’s recommended routine childhood immunizations schedule. It is also very important for adults to receive the vaccination as well. No vaccine is 100 percent effective and no community is 100 percent vaccinated. However, we do know that vaccines are the most effective tool we have to reduce transmission of pertussis and that even immunized children who get sick tend to have less severe symptoms than children who are not immunized. Additional information can be found at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention website at http://www.cdc.gov/pertussis. Pertussis information from CDC can also be accessed on the Valley County Website at www.valleycountymt.gov and click on the health department link.

Whoop, here it is

How the fight started... There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela’s Sporting Goods store the other day. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets... The cashier said rather sharply, “Strip down, facing me.” Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader, and that’s how the fight started. They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

The Seahawks have the Sea Girls; the Broncos have their own pep squad. Fun fact: The only NFL teams without cheerleaders are the Bears, Browns, Lions, Packers, Steelers and the N.Y. Giants. It’s interesting to note that Joe Buck, the announcer for the game on FOX, is engaged to a former Broncos cheerleader. The most important question is what will the women be wearing on the sidelines on Sunday? Cute parkas? Designer snow boots? Co-branded Juicy Couture/NFL tracksuits? The prize awarded to the winner of the Super Bowl, the Vince Lombardi Trophy, is made by Tiffany’s. It has its own Brinks truck and armed guard to take it to Met Life Stadium in New Jersey. Whether you watch the game for the actual football, the halftime performances or just the commercials, there promises to be something for everyone to discuss on Monday. And for those who will have pigskin withdrawal after the game ends, remember training camp starts in July -- only five short months away.

Every year, EA Sports runs their Madden football video game to simulate the Super Bowl teams playing. This year, the outcome had Denver winning in overtime. This simulation has predicted the last eight out of 10 winners.

Cold one headed into February

Tonight: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 1. Wind chill values as low as -13. Northwest wind 9 to 16 mph, with gusts as high as 22 mph. Saturday: Partly sunny, with a high near 13. Wind chill values as low as -14. Northwest wind 8 to 10 mph. Saturday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around -1. Wind chill values as low as -11. West southwest wind 5 to 7 mph. Sunday: Partly sunny, with a high near 19. West northwest wind 5 to 10 mph. Sunday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around -2. Northwest wind 8 to 10 mph. Monday: Mostly cloudy and cold, with a high near 10. Northwest wind around 8 mph. Monday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around -6.Tuesday: Mostly cloudy and cold, with a high near 1.Wednesday: Partly sunny and cold, with a high near 2.Thursday: Mostly sunny and cold, with a high near 4.

Applications can be requested by emailing ncs59230@gmail.com or by contacting Megan Haddix, FMDH Marketing Department,

at (406) 228-3642

FMDH Hospital Guild Scholarship Applications

are now availableApplications must be

turned in by February 18th, 2014

Awards will be given at a luncheon held

March 5th, 2014

FMDH Hospital Guild Scholarship Applications

are now availableApplications must be

turned in by February 18th, 2014

Awards will be given at a luncheon held

March 5th, 2014

Loyalty & Disloyalty Dealing with Unspoken

Divisions Within the Church

Yesterday’s teaser: What is the next letter in this sequence: JFMAMJJASON_?

Answer: The letter D, standing for December. Today’s teaser: In a pond there are some flowers with some bees hovering over the flowers. How many flowers and bees are there if both the following statements are true: 1. If each bee lands on a flower, one bee doesn’t get a flower. 2. If two bees share each flower there is one flower left out.

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JAN. 29 - FEB. 4AUDITIONS

Sunday, February 2nd

1:00pmGHS Auditorium

Please come prepared with a short monologue and a song.

Piano accompanist will be available if needed.

Due to the plays selected for 2014, there will not be as many

younger community roles as there have been in the past.

Anyone not offered a role will be given a discount to attend our

yearly theatre camp.

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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.” The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.Then a Senator came in for a haircut, and when he went

The Haircut to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The Senator was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Senators lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. Both politicians and diapers need to be changed often and for the same reason.

Sue Baker

More Hillbilly Computer Jargon•Backup - Whut you do when you run ‘cross a

skunk in the woods.•Bit - A wager as in, “I bit you cain’t spit that

watermelon seed ‘cross the porch longways.”•Byte - Whut them dang flies do.•Bug - The reason for calling in sick down at the

fact’ry•Cache - What you spend down at Piggly Wiggly

when you run out of food stamps.•Chip - Pasture muffins y’all try not to step in.•Crash - Whut you do when y’all don’t got an

invitation•Digital control - Whut yore fingers do on the TV

remote.•Diskette - One of them disco dancers at the

Gentleman’s Club.•Download - Gettin’ the farwood off ’n the pickup•Floppy - When Maw runs out of Polygrip.•Floppy disk - Whut you git from tryin’ to carry too

much farwood•Hacker - Uncle Orville after 32 years of smokin’

and chaw•Hard drive - Tryin’ to climb a steep, muddy hill

with three flat tars while pullin’ a trailerload of cow manure.

OB GIESW: 16 L: 8Pocket PoundersW: 16 L: 8Thompson & SonsW: 15 L: 9Can’t B.I.N.G.W: 15 L: 9Split HappensW: 13 L: 11GranniesW: 13 L: 11

TEAM HIGH GAME/SERIES: Welcome H.C. 878 & 2491. IND. HIGH GAME/SERIES: Men’s - Adam Johnson 243, Gary Maczka 584; Women’s - Haylee Thompson 209 & 534.

Bud Light GirlsW: 24 L: 8Juice’s Card RoomW: 22 L: 10Oasis/Old Mil LightW: 21 L: 11CB’s DetailingW: 17 L: 15HolidayW: 16 L: 16FCB-HinsdaleW: 12 L: 20

TEAM HIGH GAME/SERIES: Valley Bank 816, Oasis/Old Mil Light 2323. IND. HIGH GAME/SERIES: Donna Borgen 235, Karen Bergtoll 570.

Stars & Stripes Women’s CommercialHoly RollersW: 26 L: 10Valley BankW: 24 L: 12Old Mil Light W: 21 L: 15Sand ElectricW: 20 L: 16Markle’s W: 20 L: 16

TEAM HIGH GAME/SERIES: Pacific Steel & Recycling 1152 & 3421. IND. HIGH GAME/SERIES: Vic Puchalla 245, Seth Ingram 638.

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Nashua Men’sNashua Women’sVick’s Lanes W: 29 L: 11 ElCorDel W: 26 L: 14StockyardsW: 25 L: 15 Tihista ConstructionW: 22 L: 18EGTW: 15 L: 25

TEAM HIGH GAME/SERIES: Tihista Construction 924 & 2626. IND. HIGH GAME/SERIES: Matt Garsjo 265 & 733.

Gay Painting W: 48.5 L: 27.5 Prairie Treasures W: 40 L: 36Park Grove BarW: 33.5 L: 42.5Vick’s LanesW: 30 L: 46

TEAM HIGH GAME/SERIES: Vick’s Lanes 767 & 2218. IND. HIGH GAME/SERIES: Janice Rorvik 162, Stacy Braaten 473.

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Monday NightAAA GlassW: 19 L: 9Old MillW: 17 L: 11Rock’s Auto MallW: 16 L: 12All SeasonsW: 13 L: 15Valley SeedW: 11 L: 17Stebelton TruckingW: 8 L: 20

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• Internet - Whar cafeteria workers put thar hair.•Keyboard - Place to hang yore truck keys.•LAN - To borry as in, “Hey Bubba! LAN me yore

truck.”•Laptop - Whar the kitty sleeps•Log on - Making the wood stove hotter.•Log off - Don’t add no more farwood.•Mainframe - Holds up the barn ruf•Megahertz - When yore not keerful gittin’ that

farwood downloaded•Microchip - Whut’s left in the munchie bag•Modem - How you got rid of yore dandelions.•Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.•Network - How to git yore bait for fishin.•Online - Whur you hang yore clothes to dry.•Packet - Whut y’all do to a suitcase before you visit

kinfolk•Prompt - Whut the mail ain’t in the winter tahm•Reboot - Whut you do when the first pair gits

covered with sheeit from the barnyard .•Screen - Whut to shut to keep out the skeeters•Software - Them dang plastic forks and knives•Superconductor - Amtrak’s Employee of the year.•Terminal - Tahm to call the undertaker.•Windows - Place in the truck to hang yore guns.

Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do “PRACTICE”?

Citing new figures by the U.S. Census Bureau, the Bureau of Business and Economic Research at UM reported that Richland County stood among the state’s fastest-growing counties with 6.6 percent population growth, amounting to 667 new residents.

Here are a couple pictures from Thursday action. Game was suspended after6 innings, REds 7, Lethbridge 2

Wacy homerun - Wacy is in the black helmut

Ole walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, “I vant to see da eye-ear doctor.” “There is no such doctor,” she tells him. “Perhaps you would like to see someone else?” “Nope,” Ole says, “I need ta see da eye-ear doctor.” “But there is no such doctor,” she replies. “We have doctors for the eyes and doctors for the ear, nose and throat, but no eye-ear doctor.” They go around like this for a few minutes and then the nurse says: “I’m telling you, there is no eye-ear doctor, but if there was one, why would you want to see him?” “Vell, it’s like dis,” Ole replies, “I keep hearing one ting and seeing anodder.”

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Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Philadelphia International. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY.... GOD!” Silence followed. Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!” From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled........ ”For the luvva Jaysus......you should see the back of mine!”

A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife. “Really?”, one of the men said, what’s it called?” After thinking for a few seconds Harry said, “What are those good smelling flowers called again?” “Do you mean a rose? the first man questioned. “Yes that’s it!” Harry exclaimed. Looking over at his wife he asked, “Rose, what’s that restaurant we went to the other night?”

Come In and Check Out Our Updated Lunch Menu!

NEW Options, Including: • Salad Bar •

• Spinach Chicken Salad •• Fish Tacos •

• Curried Chicken Salad Sandwich •and much, much more!

Durum Restaurant & Bar1015 U.S. Hwy 2, Glasgow, Montana

(406) 228-2236

NEW Valentine’s Day Items In!Flowers, Frames, Decor & much more!

NEW Spring Items Arriving Daily! Winter Wonderland Sale still going on, too!

Winter Hours: Tuesday - Friday  9:00 am - 5:30 pm Saturday 9:00 am - 3:00pm

Robyn’s NestHome Decor & Fine Gifts317 Klein Ave 228-4646

Valentine’s Day is Near! at Robyn’s Nest

Show Starts at 8:30pm

COMEDY CLUB

Doors Open at 8pm

• Michael Agostini •• Dickey Bill Wagner •MUST BE 21 TO ATTENDMUST BE 21 TO ATTEND

Buckets of Domestic Beer $13.00TICKETS: $7 Pre-Sale, $8 at the Door

COMEDY CLUBSATURDAY, FEBRUARY 1st