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Dino JokesWhat
do
you call
a cowboy
dinosaur?
What
did the
Maiasaurus
have in his
toolbag?
How
do
you know
if there’s
a
dinosaur
under your
bed?
What do
you call a Protoceratops with cabbages
in his ears?
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by r
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on
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bEEh
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stra
tIo
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ac
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san
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; da
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l sa
nn
Eh
What’s a
dinosaur’s favourite TV programme?
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What do
you call a dinosaur who’s hurt?
How
do you
get four
Velociraptors
into a car?
How do you get four Edmontonias into a car?
Call me an ambulance!!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur skeleton?
And
what
noise does
he make?
What do you call a dinosaur in a blindfold?
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EhWhere do dinosaurs go for their shopping?