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or downloadable! www.scholastic.co.uk/literacytime or downloadable! www.scholastic.co.uk/literacytime Dino J o k e s What do you call a cowboy dinosaur? What did the Maiasaurus have in his toolbag? How do you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed? What do you call a Protoceratops with cabbages in his ears? ILLUSTRATIONS BY ROBIN EDMONDS/BEEHIVE ILLUSTRATION; JACOB SANNEH; DANIEL SANNEH What’s a dinosaur’s favourite TV programme?

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Page 1: Dino J ok e s · 2008. 8. 14. · or downloadable!  Dino J o kes t dinosaur? t s toolbag? a r bed? What do you call a Protoceratops with cabbages in his ears

or downloadable!

www.scholastic.co.uk/literacytime

or downloadable!

www.scholastic.co.uk/literacytime

Dino JokesWhat

do

you call

a cowboy

dinosaur?

What

did the

Maiasaurus

have in his

toolbag?

How

do

you know

if there’s

a

dinosaur

under your

bed?

What do

you call a Protoceratops with cabbages

in his ears?

Illu

stra

tIo

ns

by r

obI

n E

dm

on

ds/

bEEh

IvE

Illu

stra

tIo

n; J

ac

ob

san

nEh

; da

nIE

l sa

nn

Eh

What’s a

dinosaur’s favourite TV programme?

Page 2: Dino J ok e s · 2008. 8. 14. · or downloadable!  Dino J o kes t dinosaur? t s toolbag? a r bed? What do you call a Protoceratops with cabbages in his ears

or downloadable!

www.scholastic.co.uk/literacytime

What do

you call a dinosaur who’s hurt?

How

do you

get four

Velociraptors

into a car?

How do you get four Edmontonias into a car?

Call me an ambulance!!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur skeleton?

And

what

noise does

he make?

What do you call a dinosaur in a blindfold?

Illu

stra

tIo

ns

by r

obI

n E

dm

on

ds/

bEEh

IvE

Illu

stra

tIo

n; J

ac

ob

san

nEh

; da

nIE

l sa

nn

EhWhere do dinosaurs go for their shopping?