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John’s Carpet Cleaning Adventure

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John’s Carpet Cleaning Adventure

How A Half-Baked Nitwit Found An

Extraordinary Carpet Cleaner

• John was pretty much a below average guy.

• Stuck in a job he hated

• Bad relationship with his kids and wife

• And now an annoying little cough to top it off! You know, the kind you just can’t seem to get rid of...

And On Top Of That!

• His wife wanted to throw a big party at their house for their 25th anniversary

The Problem?

• Their carpets were filthy

• and John was lazy...

• I’m not talking about a little lazy, an afternoon off here and there.

• I’m talking about really lazy...

• All he wants to do is watch sitcoms all night long and drink his beer in peace

After All

• His Job Sucks

• His Kids Hate Him

• His Wife Constantly Nags Him

• How’s He Supposed To Get Anything Done Anyways?

One Week Before The Party

• His wife rolls in and tells him, you had better get those carpets clean like I asked you or there may not be another anniversary!

Contemplation• Although it was kind of appealing, he thought better

• At least she had dinner on the table when he got home

• And she was kind of nice to look at

• Not to mention everything else she did for him and the kids

Better Get In Gear

• After all a happy wife a happy life

Jon Starts His Search

• Man there sure are a lot of carpet cleaners

• How do I know which one to trust?

• What do I even look for?

Bing It Hits Him

• Do a quick search on that computer, maybe someone else has the answers

John Finds The Answers

• He Starts Calling These Carpet Cleaners

• Goes Through The Hiring Process

• Finds One He Likes

Boom - Painlessly Clean Carpets

• He schedules the cleaner while his wife is out shopping for the party

• She comes home and is thrilled!

• He’s finally a hero again!

Party Time

• It’s the day of the party, everyone shows up and has a tremendous time

• A few people even compliment him on how clean the house is, they ask him his secret?

• He slyly gives them his new carpet guy’s number

Life’s Looking Up

• And to think all he did was click a few buttons, make a few calls and?

• Hire a qualified carpet cleaner

Now If He Could Just Get Rid Of This

Cough!

If You’re Like John

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