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THE WASHINGTON HERALD SUNDAY JANUARY 27 1907 7 ii JJF ii RELIGIONS AMERICA I BY FREDERIC J HASKIN I F So many creeds M many ways that wind and wind In America where very man can worship God hi his own fashion there are ISO different denomina- tion of the Christian religtoa The di- versity of thought the entire ganjst from the Mormons who believe in plural marriages to the Shaker who do not believe in marriage at all from the Epto- copaUan with their splendid vested choirs to the Primitive Who will not use an organ or other instru- ment in their servim from the magseg of the Catholics to the silent meetings of the Quakers from the high salaried mmlsters of the Unitarians to the workers in the Salvation Army who serve for a plttaAce Despite the fact that the division are many all are advancing along altruistic lift and all are help- ing the country to a greater realisation UL its high ideal of good citizenship and right living The Presbyterian have had long anti uiioraWe association with America The historian Bancroft says lint voice publicly raised in America to dissolve alt Bisection with England came not from U Puritans of New England nor from liu Dutch of New York nor the planters t a Virginia but from the ScotchIrish Pr Mbyterian The only clergyman in Continental Congress was Rev John Yitherapoon a Presbyterian minister and Mgnr of the Declaration of Independence Ill battle of Kings Mountain the turn- ing point of the Revolution was won by Presbyterians led by Col Campbell This denomination holds and practices the theory of church government by eW- e a or presbyters which method of wor- ship and church government Is traced back to the day of Aposftes John Calvin is recognised a the restorer of Prabyteriaaism rather than the founder of it While he was making a journey In Switzerland he was persuaded to stop- over for a few days rest with a minis- terial friend and white there drew up the Confession of Faith which in a few years had adherents in France Germany Holland Swltsertand England Scotland Ireland and Wales Later a Confession- of Faith was drawn up for the Presby- terians of Scotland by John Knox At the present time there are over Presbyterian churches in the United States with nearly 1300 commun- icants The denomination IX mis- sion stations and mtastotiaire in the field It ft operating over 1W8 mission schools with hospitals dispensaries and training schools In foreign lands There have been more Presidents of this faith than of any other Andrew Jackson was received into the church when quite an old man William Henry Harrison Franklin Pierce James Buchanan Abra- ham Lincoln Andrew Johnson Grover Cleveland and Benjamin Harrison all Presbyterians while President Roose- velt ia a member of its branch the Dutch Reformed Church Christian Science Church is re- markable in more ways UtM one Iu founder Mary Baker Eddy was already JMI old woman when she gathered around CAPITOL GOSSIP AK to AVImly States The House was entertained yesterday 1 a discussiOn of the Interesting question as to whether Kansas or Illinois hi the windier State The Hon Philip Camp iKll of the Sunflower State precipitated the argument by attacking the bill appro- priating money for the support of the Weather Bureau The Kansas statesman wanted to abolish the bureau by with- holding front it the usual appropriation iKcause Chief Weather Prophet Willis L MOre had been permitted by Secretary Wilson who looks after the farmers and harvest to solemnly assert that tlif re had been no change for seventeen art in the weather given to Kansas md tills in spite of the fact that within t t period the country has had one Dem ratic administration Th Hon James R Mann Uncle Joes ihief watchman in the body of the House tam gallantly to the defense of Prophet Moore and Secretary Wilson and the hftce logomachy that ensued between him und the Kansas statesman was thrilling behold The Kawsan resented with hunting indignation the insinuation of the Illinoisan that the wind blew harder in Kansas than In Illinois whereupon Mr Mann allowed that he didnt mean that the wind was high or clamorous in Kan- sas at those periods when Mr Campbell was in Washington They kept it up at a lively cHp until Mr Campbell finally was induced to withdraw his bill abolishing the Weather Bureau Mr Pettus lllniued Himself Senator Fettus was recently called upon by a dapper young man who proved him- self to be the grandson of one of the venerable Alabamians old friends dead these many years statesman was glad to meet him and would also be glad to be of any service desired That assur- ance suited the young mans purpose to a nicety and he forthwith touched the courtly and kindhearted Senator for 3M which of course he would return as soon as he heard from home In about a week the Senator was distressed to learn that the grandson of his old friend had de- ert d his wife in Washington and tied to parts unknown The old gentleman lost no time in hunting up the deserted wife and giving her enough money to meet her pressing necessities and also to pay her way back to hetf girlhood home in Alabama- If I hadnt loaned the young scamp money said Senator Pettus when asfced about the incident he would not have been able to get out of Washington anti desert his poor little wife I hold my self reeopnafbte for her unhappy plight and of course there was nothing for me to do but send her back home to her people Soon alter Senator Dolliver returns to Washington this week with new com- mission the Iowa delegation wilt hold a caucus to agree upon parceling out the Federal patronage in their State This custom was established years ago by the astute and harmonylOVIng Uncle William Allison and its observance has averted many a threatening party row at home Senator DolMver will make a report on the condition of attains in the Hawkeye State which will show that Gov Cum- mins must be reckoned with in the distri- bution of the Federal patronage This may or may not mean that the Senator and the governor have formed a compact against the common enemy the same be- ing all the statesmen in Iowa who have ambitions to succeed the veteran Allimm in the Senate and the some also bolng all of these Iowans who may look upon the Hon Leslie Mortimer Shaw as Iowas runs ora- te rIM tIn the baa 118 were Th y I t The flue Iowans Will BaptiStS seed- time Cnuens- p his 7 ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ her a few earnest follower In a little room in New England At Arst the zealous adherents of the now faith pledged JW a week for the support of their frail leader Without giving heed to the arguments raised by those who believe in Christian Science or are op- posed to it it must be said that the has had a most phenomenal growth Some Idea the vast number who are Inter- ested in the subject can be had from the fact that over 408960 copies of Mrs Ed dys textbook are in circulation Accord- ing to the last estimate there are about LOOt different organisations in the coun- try with a total membership of about ieo800 The Scientists have no ministers m the general sense of that term Instead of Ute usual clerical address they have a leason sermon which is simply a compilation of readings from the Bible and the Christian Science textbook This service Is con- ducted by what are called a lint and sec- ond reader usually a man and a woman Christian Science literature Is sent into seventyfive countries and to being taught in missions in the slums of the large cities Mrs Eddy has become the richest religionist in America from the royalties on the sale of her books and the sect she has founded controls large sums of money It has over 4009800 worth of property in Boston New York alone Chicago contains the great- est number of Scientists New York next and Boston third The new Christian Science in Boston cost VtJMjm The Congregational Church was born in England in M63 when a handful of people met at the home of one William Brewster- to discuss freedom of thought They agreed to leave England and came to America in 128 These people were the famous Pilgrims of American history The itrst compact of selfgovernment this country was drawn up by them on the Mayflower before they landed They early devoted themselves to missionary work and education The lint foreign missionary society in this country wa founded by a Congregational minister and by 14 they had a school In every township in Massachusetts that lied as many as fifty families And they have kept the lead in educational matters United States from that time to this There are now at least fortylax colleges and universities under the patronage and control of this church They claim td have been instrumental or directly re- sponsible for the founding of Harvard Yale Dartmouth Williams Bowdoin Amherst Oberlin Howard Fiske Hampton Mount Holyoke Smith and Wellecley Harriet Beecher Stows and her famous brother Henry Ward Beecher were members of this church Unltarianism was brought to America by the Pilgrims and tIM Puritans The great leader of this faith in America was Channmg and Edward Everett IWo chaplain of the Senate Is doubtless the most prominent presentday adherent Its followers claim that it to not a sect and ha no sectarian ambitions or boundaries It is described as a fellowship of free churches sad individuals Unitarians are ftuvorite son for IMC Although he aban- doned the Iridescent Iowa idea m the interest of peace in the last gubernatorial campaign not to say in the interest also of reelection it is well understood that the governor may desire the distinction of being Iowas favorite son next year pro- vided the Iowa idea to still alive and has stirred tariff revision sentiment all- over the country Many of the most important Federal omces in the State soon are to be made vacant by that process of resignation which to practiced by every loyal public servant who to looking to his party or ganisation for future preferment Among these offices are the district attorneysbips of the Northern and Southern districts the two marshalships the internal revenue collectorshipe numerous Presidential post oinces Ac Some of the Incumbents may of course be reappointed but if they are It will be with the view of Iowa being prepared to offer to the country available Presidential material in tt Parson Brovrnlow Widow A Tennenoceau who met Representative W P Brownlow of that State yesterday was reminded of the fact that the widow of the Representatives famous uncle Parson Browntow the intrepid Union leader during the parlous days of the civil war to stilt living at the old family home at Knoxville and that she still reads every day as she has done since its flrst issue the New York Tribune Mrs Brownlow is now nearly ninety years old but her physical and intellectual vigor show no ravages of age It is stated that she has not missed an issue of her favorite newspaper her political Bible for more than sixty years and that she to as well informed on current political events as she was when her dis- tinguished husband was one of the coun trys leading men President Roosevelt called on her when he visited Knoxville- a few years ago and he was quite as much surprised by her robust strength- as he was by the keen interest and in- sight she has in national affairs Senator Bnrkctt Signal One of the conductors of a Senate rushed his car at full speed from the subbasement to the top floor yester- day without stopping to take on passen- gers that were waiting at intervening floors When he reached his destination he found a group of newspaper men wait in to be carried below Wheres Senator Burkett inquired the conductor adding that was ceatahily his ring He hasnt been around here replied one of the newspaper men He surely has insisted the elevator man or else some of you used his signal to eaU me That signal is two short rings and two long ones Senator Burkett learned it when he was working on the C B Q railroad and it became such- a habit of his to obey the train signal of two short and two long whistles that he unconsciously fell Into the custom of giv- ing it for this elevator Mr AlliMons Exercise Senator Allison the Nestor of the Sen- ate whose health broke down toward the clout of the last session and who was kept at home in Iowa by his physician until a few weeks ago to getting beck in his old physical condition by observing a careful regimen in Washington unless the weather if too bad be walks from his apartments at the Port land to the Capitol and beck again in the afternoon a distance of about two miles The veteran Iowa statesman has not heretofore been given to this sort of healthful exercise and he to now advo its adoption by numerous of his colleagues who like himself suffer from that stealthy and incurable malady advancing age It to contribut- ing much to Ills upbuilding and he to now able to perform about as much hard work as chairman of Comattttae on Appro- priations as h has best performing for a generation sect of being and Chu h lit I I m- Ute I l1cI burg ele- vator lag the Every- day lting are ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ somewhat indifferent to numerical strength god have never taken a census of their followers However It may ba said In that there are about MO churches in afllltatton with the National Unitarian Conference and about 100000 paeple more or less actively connected with the faith in this country The ma- jority of their churches are in the large cities and they are said to pay higher sal arise for ministerial talent than any otner religionist In America unless It be the Reformed Jews A prominent member of this faith told me that he believed the Unitarians were gathering adherents more rapidly than any other sect In the United States unless it was the Christian Scientists The Moravian Church was founded In this country by David NItschmann who at sixtyfour years of ata crossed the At- lantic to Bethlehem Pa and felled with his own hands the first tree that was used the building of the colony A some what Spartan custom introduced by tha Church of Jbe United Brethren as the Moravians are called was that of taking all babies from their mothers when they were eighteen months old and placing general n ¬ ¬ them in care of the church where the widows and unmarried women looked after them A beautiful custom among the Moravians at Bethlehem Is the sunrise eorvice on Easter morning A process of musicians march through the streets awaken the Inhabitants just before d j break and as the sun cornel up a blare of trombones leads in a grand chorus of gladness On March 1 the Moravians wilt celebrate the 160th anniversary of their church The Quakers dress In plain the heed to no and addra r ll Impartially with familiar anti thou Those strange folks form rest- ful note in the busy world Their real title to Society of Friends They in the plainest housoa of worship because they say that dwells in the heart and not in wood and stone They are silent in their meetings- In order to encourage the frost of the mouth and thaw of the mind They have founded many good school and colleges among them being Bryn Mawr There more Quakers in Indiana than In State The leading Quaker that America has produced to generally con the gray one the tho a workaday believe od are an- other un- cover > ¬ < ¬ ceded to have been tho poet John G Whittier The first Christian service of any kind ever performed on the North Pacific coast was celebrated by an Episcopalian chaplain who accompanied Admiral Sir Francis Drake in his cruise along the California and Oregon coasts In the Golden Hind Wlien a permanent Eng- lish settlement was eftectsc at James- town In 1697 the Church of rfngland flrmly established on tha con- tinent Some ides of the economies of the early religionists may be had from the chronicles of Capt John Smith who said When I first went to Virginia I well re member we did hang an awning which old sail to three or four trees to shadow us from the sun Our were rails of wood our seats unhewed trees and our pulpit a bar of wood nailed to two neighborIng William and Mary College was established by Episcopalians Henry Hudson discoverer of the Hudson River and Elihu Yale for whom College was named were both members of the Church of England George Wash- ington was also an Episcopalian Monilny CntholicM In America new an tress be- came walls Tate ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ THE CODEB- Y THE ARBITER q u I 4 SOCIAL Twenty ago the French breakfast- at 12 or 1 oclock was a notable feature of social life in Washington but while this popular midday function still exists- it has taken unto itself a new name and is now known as luncheon aftor the Eng- lish vocabulary since this te the day of things British In social matters Nowa- days one is rarely if ever Invited to breakfast which was always an absurd affectation as most good Americans break- fast at S in the morning a rather impos- sible hour to invite guests But under whatever name it masquerades the mid day meal to which we summon our friends is an agreeable function lacking the formality of a dinner yet retaining all of Its pleasant qualities Luncheon is essen- tially a feminine feast and one rarely meets with men at this meal on week days but on Sunday such K festivity is never complete withon the husbands the brothers and sweethearts whose pres- ence adds to Its success and prolongs it far Into the afternoon for men love the leisure the day brings and chat for hours over their liqueurs and coffee A Sunday luncheon Is truly the most sociable af- fair in societys calendar There re- cites the latest bit of gossip hears the newest story and tears the absent tom is a growing tendency to make of luncheon a formal affair This is a great mistake Formality should be re- served for dinners The mfddiy meal of rights should be comtortaMe and eecy with nothing left undone to inspire good cheer and confidence The menu must be simple and carefully chosen The smartest entertainer serve only live or six courses fruit bouillon an entree pate salad and dessert with a light white or red wine and seltzer That is the ideal luncheon To otter champagne- at noon in the worst poeeibte taste unless the custom which obtains in some parts of Europe is followed f serving a glass of champagne before the soup which takes the place of our deadly cock- tail and enlivens the meal Liqueurs and dears are as at dinner passed after the dessert when men are present If only women make up the party cigar- ettes are offered for unhappily pernspa it has become an accepted thing for so- ciety women to smoke In their own homes and in the houses of their friends We are not writing a homily or else a regret might be expressed that this un- pleasant unfeminine and surely un American custom is growing and that the number of women who habitually smoke Is increasinf rather than rtJmmtoh It is most regrettable that the custom of having aiemoon tea so general m England has not taken deeper root m America In a few families It is an es- tablished habit to serve tea at 5 oclock but only a few Americans lack the repose and calm to sit quietly for an hour or so sipping tea while they gossip with whoever happens to b about as do our cousins English who count afternoon tea the most important function of the day their devotion to this beverage giv- ing rise to the expression delirium tea Every one who ha traveled la the Orient will remember the little poem on the teapots one meets with at the cosmo potttaa hotels written originally In bat translated Into every language under the sun which reeds about as fol- lows On a slow lire set a tripod illl It with dear rain water Cook It as long RS it would take to turn fish white and lobsters red Pour this on the delicate leaves of tea and let It remain as long as the vapor rises in a cloud At your leisure drink the pure liquor which will chase away the lye causes of trouble This classic recipe could not be improved upon and is recommended to all those who seek to make afternoon tea popular The things that can be served with tea are innumerable but the moet appetis ing dish to go with it is buttered toast or buttered toasted muffins There is nothing more delicious than the latter which made the international reputation of the quaint little tea shop in Paris 19 rue Cambon but it is practically Impos- sible to led them as they really ought to be in America as Impossible as it Is to get a decent piece of toast in Paris or Berlin All sorts of cake are offered The piece de resistance on the ten table of the British Embassy in tho Pawncefqte regime was plum cake and such plum cake It te ROt in good taste to load a tea table with heavy things such as salads meat sandwiches ash the like One does riot expect to make a meal at 6 oclock but merely to take a little refreshment the real object of the whole affair being to bring family and friends together and to invoke conversation and geniality by that cosy cup which is is recorded Inspired Johnson who was a victim of the tea habit to write Raaaelas The Arbiter has been asked to write something regarding the etiquette of cards A simple subject but one to which Vat attention should be paid because in this as la all social matters it is fatal to err When calling on mere acquaintances visiting cards should invariably be left whether the person or persons on whom one is calling are home or not In late years it has become the fashion to leave a card for each member of the family For instance if Mr and Mrs Smith are calling upon Mr and Mrs Jones Miss Nathalie Jones Miss Harriet Jons and Mr John Jones Mrs Smith should leave- a cafd upon Mrs Jones and one upon each of the young ladles of the family if they are recognized as being In society and three of her husbiinds cards one for Mr Jones one for Mrs Jones and one Mr John Jones This Innovation yeses one toThere In mans C- hine I big for ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Is stupid unnecessary complicated and expensive Formerly It was the custom to leave only one card with the right side turned down as an Indication that the visit Included all the members of the family It there wore no sons or daugh- ters of the house only the upper right hand corner was bent over to show that the visitor had called in person and the leaving of cards after this fashion Is stilt perfectly good form Cards should be loft on making a first visit and on returning all visits after all invitations whether accepted or not The only exception to this rule is a tea When one attend it is not necessary to make a return visit when one does not attend one must send a card either on the day of the tea or subsequently Cards should be left after a birth or death in the fam- ily after the formal announcement of an engagement after a wedding on the of ones friends from a long absence from town after the recovery of a friend from a long illness and for other in numerable occasions The person calling It he has the time and desire should ask to see the person or persons on whom he is calling but whether he is admitted or not the cards must be loft aa an evi- dence of the bearers presence and ate sympathy congratulations or whatever the occasion may require It to in extremely bad tate to attempt anything eccentric in the way of a dolt taff card If one is not quits sure of the correct style slid form It Is b t to con- sult a stationer the most fttghtonable town who to preserve his own reputa- tion will look to it that bis patron shall follow the mode But there is small possibility of any one making a mistake the matter since tile style of cards has changed very little In the past twentylive years A card should bear the saint address and the day at home of the owner atftfrecs should be omitted on the caYd of young unmar rind women It Is the custom In Europe and it is gradually becoming the custom ben upon the death of a member of the family to send out cards announcing that fact They are heavily bordered with blank and read according to the taste of the person dictating the text which is gen- erally very elaborate It is also usual amoac unman CathaHcs to home cards announcing that a mass will be said for the repose of the soul of this or that de- ceased relative giving the date and end- ing with the plea Pray for him The habit Is growing here for an invalid on convalescence to send out card of thanks to all those who Inquired during tire These bear the engraved words lany thanksfor kind Inquiries above the persons name andr are sent by post or footman This fad for it seems little else does not appeal to one as particu- larly refined or elegant and is net advo cated by theArbiter 1 QorattM Will jtm te w good u to tcU BM I dated wy MM ham tw SMB md foaad tin priactpil goo fa aftamoai tarn to M mr B aw tku I wfo of his oOaadlBf MM torn aad Mtanaaly without the rifcfetm acme to bed mr betel to dmi ft what ray famml efaf- cMte dteacr Answer Your principal guest has doubtless spent some time In England where it is the almost universal custom for professional men to wear frock coats on Sunday even for dinner indeed it is considered very proper for that class I have never met one of what might be terml the smart set In London who allowed himself the privilege of so ap- pearing I think many of the professional men in America are taking the cue from those on the other side and the only ex- planation I can make of your well bred friends nonobservance of the accepted custom here is that he is a professional man with English sympathies 2 QaetUom Would K to to a Must to a FM pd at a yrimte NeIl It bad jut anmd in towa Md then HP tin w unpar tatty t floauMtot with UM bMtMft Hfciet her Answer This depends entirely upon your degree of Intimacy with the hostess The papers have recently been tilled with comments upon Mr William Waldorf Ac- tors rudeness to a gentleman an inti- mate of King Edward it proved to be whom one of his titled guests took the privilege of introducing This lack of taste cost him the loss of alt the prestige he had gained In English society and rightly so An intimate of the household according to an old fashioned law of hoe pitality dating buck to medieval times has the liberty of introducing a friend to the house of a friend and it Is the general custom here at a large reception to pre- sent a stranger from out of town without the formality of asking This of course tics not include the White House For- merly It was allowed that public officials and those intimate with the President and his family should occasionally Introduce their friends without the formality of asking but the privilege was so much abused that it Is now considered in ex- tremely bad taste to bring any one to the receptions at the White House without previously receiving permission ft QaeMon I notice in tbe mfel coMmas UNIt Mn Lnainrarta fe reaching miy TweAijr Vo M I a ctaapamtire Onager ia tews burin BO Broriaw- KcgaaiatiiicB with bar or her Island bat wMwd to tte her BtttriT owioritr the privilege of caHiaf Answer Most certainly not The mere suggestion of such a thing is caddish Even the wives of public officials have a- right to some privacy and consideration though from the demonstrations that have been made on Mrs Longworths trip through America It would seem that this right Is not recognised I Question Is it tacwabcBt fm a to Make rrtura dulL fur tile inrkattme he neelrM In no Adaadrv Bdea mx Waayustm a tara to n- qnrnth aakcd to AH wp aol It k utica a rater he- xnnti imthcr than itmlfts when ke IBCTBU an ia titstiBu Answer That of course depends upon the bachelor but there Is a social tradi- tion that one should never accept a favor he cannot repay It takes a consummate egoist to believe that by his mora pres once h a for the obligations hs incurs by accepting hospitality unless ret- urn MI- n hi TIM it li popa to en a at a MId IIIIIIIIIIIe f tam makes return ill- ness whaler asr at is from rest a t sin ins rna om anis psi win tabs keen was have bad a ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ > ¬ ¬ > ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ > ¬ ¬ of ee r 9 hs 1 a f tad pays for Ms entertainment hy doing calved MM tw busiest md Mv pined ABw4y I bm rsasfcred usda at MUM af dHM ntkt Mptia bused K it my wnUbv It tMlfliiieiy oa MM M- numot te tile that CMM Answer This te a question that should arrange with his own conscience You might send back the gifts that were sent you if as you say you have no use for them fi Qaiartaa Win ye Madly Ml m if it k aanaet Answer Ne it te ot proper except young girl Is a If she Is- m her fathers house it is supposed her friends will know her address through their acquaintance with her parents The reason for this rule is of obvious- to all people of the world 7 Qoetttoa I ban hsw MX svprised piece I haw Ukw an My mil ran a WMmmMi IMSTW- ynaaa saaiirrisd mans to- tf their aurlm Vat helene I nttt A a cut raadtac Min JMM at BOSM Jaanaryc- tecK aad coan UnarM that Jdnv asost b n r Mt of torn I a to tW tm Mf- cJeaa itartfw me eanlhtay sad I Sad tint her to sot HI bet a kMty tin fa a ansi sad not iretsriaK with her daorfrtcr baa had a my nU fMhtostsd tnUato this MMM the height of HI trmrtlm In all IB ahrasd who I hues sad I have stadtod or lid fa a tvsat ansi I haw nmr heard of M- mm ni dtgfater sMug say Mit ralartiiaasfm quite wWMOt the iHttttans at her anther shun MfttBMuU- rkt aw know throoch your cobaBBt if 1 aat dIM or wmnvr Answer No matter what th custom has become in Washington or elsewhere U to extremely bad form and a display of nn pardonable ignorance of social ethics for a young woman to give any sort of an entertainment without the cooperation of her mother facts you mention have come under the Arbiters observation and he has been quite as astonished as It to of course perfectly permissi- ble for a spinster to entertain her friends without a chaperon but in America or elsewhere I know of no spinster of good family and breeding who o It te not the policy of this department to men thin names but it would b possible to point out a number of maiden ladles m Washington past half century of life whose Mothers are liv- ing and who never give an invitation save In her name You an perfectly right from every point of view this matter It Is height if UI breeding for a girl to ignore her mother or for a mother herself to b ignored Most fortu- nately the custom you allude to to never met with except among people who are comparatively new to social wages or tho who affect Bohemiantem L Q iitiai te OftJttn tad tin oar bjr BMBBOT of the feato aWI I to ike tody or who ails BK I A mOfe OfqvUtBBOO BM- fanr dataihtm SlId I In a card for sect V ry mmeeirtf t F Answer No you should on no account your card to a member of the Madly but should place It on the card tray to the hall or a convenient an- swer to your second question to above 1 QMttta jm knMBr ton m thnwa sow 7 if I ktBpnMd to he talkaw to aa dOily BV own bane I to ite ia BmaU ute Verj Only iwm K it K Answer No a married woman of social standing should never rise to greet a debutante or any other young woman BO matter what her position No M QtMBtfca I it oamot for n aaw to aladw hM with his do OB BAU HKUMMICL Answer No WHAT CAUSES EARTHQUAKES Scientists Declare That Our nip Syn tern of Does It Mr Charles Hallock who Is a member- of several of the Washington scientific had an article in last Sundays issue qf The Washington Herald which he was moved to entitle tbe Polarity of the Seismic Impulse Unfortunately this was printed under the name of Charles Hallow Accepting the theory of Sir Oliver Lodge and other advanced scientists of eminence that the earth to a magnet anti its crust simply the armature of an immense dy- namo whose source is the sun he at- tributes the unusual prevalence of earth quakes and the manifest sympathy so many of theta to the earth surcharged with electricity This re- dundant voltage sets in motion the loose heterogeneous masses of which the ter- rene envelope is so largely composed and these in turn generate electrical energy This is in line with Clark Max wells showing the rock and earth move- ments being facilitated by excessive rains which saturate and lubricate the dislo- cated masses Jarring is often maintained for weeks and months at intervals after the initial shocks in obedience to the law of adjustment which causes disintegrated particles to settle and become compact But Mr now goes further and avers that all our troubles and calamities- are not due to natural causes alone but that mens dabbling with electricity to the extent of gridironing nearly the entire globe with wire conductors and keeping them constantly charged by powerful dynamos overhead and underground in the atmosphere and through the oceans and in practically every house and half the vehicles in town and country is the stimulating cause of the current per- turbations landslips and volcanic erup- tions which are far in excess of any known period since the Tertiary All of which he takes occasion to remind us to predicted in the book of Isaiah which that men shall be plagued by their own Inventions Also Too Good to Be True Pram the IlfebmoMl TtawsDfeiwUB The Washington Herald records belief that the oil trust stfcads ready to take ovor the Philippine Islands It Iwks Mk a deathbed repentance It Qeuutlin I Qt retain rllftlDtl I did wi for jilts one ful a PI her It II wet tat ww Ute course lor lit without tM help or > ci riDe wile stile ell of that anchor is JIIIIac lit rdIMIIr The doN the still the t- allow at a PIM4 bare offer table TIM a tot III- eC a S4Iaatar I tM ut a Osbt the ut a lit taM Misc fatIMn are SOcieties bet- ween be- Ing Hl lock de- clares a sort hoes stunts l ham anusdy an kul aud is is nab when sot jug to has bar an essund in aid it usius jan si businesswoman Ic- s 1 s sideir sigesestly aagesedcs Jesse seethe cub To- me na warn pierisca health and e insist Wesid pee ag tsar Mr your- self mile- stone regarding hOUse bebig a is 7 laid maim ad she peas li given Win ahas buy sad detatsaits esId en- tn ubt harenpp e the ad osly slO hag risea lho dsuqttn 5 peadee ut dutaisa show a Wires ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ > ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ SO WAGS THE WORLD SOME PHASES OF IT C The Importance that Is attached to precedence and convention hers In Wash- ington was amuslngty illustrated the other day when two richly drewwd women were about to take a cab They camo out of a handsome house together walked amicably enough down the path chatting about eards and oats till they reached the street Then the smaller of the two women was about to bolt into the herdlc Not so The big woman stood stock still and laid a detaining hand on her companion frowned darkly and said in deep baswprofundo tones What do you mean by getting in before me My hus- band to a soandso The small person wttted on the spot and meekly followed the great soandsos spouse Into the rdte where she sat and arranged her gtovtg In embarrassed silence while the bassoon in a severe fashion still ruffled still amazed by such audacity called to Senator Blanks and banged the birdie door This feature of Washington official lift gets on the democratic nerves of people from other parts of the country who dont bow the knee m the house of Rhnmoa and are not used the antics of those servants of the American people clothed in a brief author ity They are very amusing to the stahl settled old whose people have been well and honorably known here ever since it has been the capital of tbe qpuntry They have seen administrations corn and administrations go but thoy keep Uw even tenor of their way with dignity have kept it for mere than a century and will continue to do e I Marie Antoinette Wm detested the rigorous ceremonial laws of the French court once an enemy for life of her vicious spiteful mistress of the robes a lady who resented her youth beauty and high spirits a lady who was a tremendous stickler for precedence like tbe bassoon who in the atmosphere of a court would into Just such another person but has not much ehtinee white what Lowell calls the roller of democracy comes along every now and then and obliterates all trace of thom littlegreat people from our republic Well the court was at Fontainebteu and in the course of a the queens donkey stumbled and tell with her She refused to move Go and ask the duchess what the etiquette of this situation te at the court of France whether it to proper for me to get up ftrst or the donkey she said with a merry laugh A Ruling Passion With some woman nothing is s im- portant a what they call their posi- tion They dont take Montagues broad view of it which Is very rational and very BtbHealt stay at house and mind their own business and take care of their husbands and children That position to impregnable But what some women agonize over to their position in society and everything that affects iu Society doesnt care A pin whether they or die It criticises dismembers dissimulates and costs in time money and devotion like mischief hut all it to far more desired ad sought aLter than the Kingdom of Heaven In n Tight Place author of Fifty Years of Failure of an expedition he made from early one morning with moles He acting as taU guide ant one of the ladles was just in front of him As they were crossing the glacier this lady trod on a place of projecting ice on the very edge of a crevasse This was a matter of life or death Hauling hurriedly at the rope be called out Dont do that Miss Har- dy To which the lady replied ag she darted severe stance Mm MIen Rigfey Hyphen Hardy if you please Dinners are very much in order now lid It is welt for everybody to remem- ber what must not be talked about at thesis Marital complications come first In our modern society nothing is more perilous At a dinner given here some years ago a very young man sprang mines and exploded bombs at the table metaphorically by his innocent and ad mirable remarks on the subject Among the guests there was one woman who had run away from her husband A second was in an even more woeful plight Her husband had run away from her In a third case both husband and wife had run away with the people who were present whom they had afterward after the usual divorce married It certainly was embarrassing to pilot that conversation- out of the storm belt but the hostess did it to perfection aided by some of the other guests Religion Is certainly not a safe topic to discuss on such occasions yet people seem to have a perfect mania for getting on dan- gerous ground It often seems ti if some malignant sprite sat up above and directed the conversation into the wrong channels with the utmost cleverness and malicious glee It is certainly alarming- in an assembly of persons composed chiefly of diplomats and Maryland Catho- lics to hear an Englishman say I hate intolerance in religious matters but Id like to put a barrel of gunpowder under every Catholic and blow him up sky high Net ever the humor of the situa- tion saves it and the way people rush te the rescue Is something funny Politics is oven worse In convents it may do to discuss politics in Washing ton and in cemeteries in the dead lan- guages But in society in business at hotels it means simply firebrands ikim bergen au vent as the French put It cleverly torches In the wind Even re trospective politics are not always safe to bring up Did not a certain and his wife lose a last suburban car recently and have to walk about two miles after midnight because they got Into a hot discussion about Mary Queen of Scots On one of these freezing nights it warmed thorn up Into a perfect tem- per He quoted Froude and admired Queen Elisabeth and defended her treat ment of the poor Queen who sought sanctuary in England She declared her to be a redheaded flirtatious treacher- ous hideous old frump and murderess and vowed that Froudes account of Marys execution showed that ho was heartless and no gentleman It was a- very pretty quarrel But they lost that car and they have been as cool as the weather to each other ever since Republican or Democratic Dont therefore pitch into either party until you find out whore you stand Din- ner parties are not in time or place suit able for expressing convictions It Isnt good form to pitch Into anybody or any thing If It can honorably be avoided In does make the affair so unpleas- ant for all concerned FIEry denuncia out- Go to It tie Washingtonians rids live the tile o lid a at Dinners Polities gentle- man factIt sores made blossom was be t41 some was ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ tions of Republicans and tbe North and everything Northern violent attacks upon the Democrats and the South and every thing Southern had better kept for Congressional use and abuse The parties to it are paid for it and proAt by It languid visitors In the gallery enjoy It and enliven their hotels afterward by vivacious accounts of the row in the House The papers teem with It and go off like hot cakes But dinner parties are killed by disturbance over ducks and champagne that affect the digestion and appetite Not n Plan In a higher stage of etvilfcsatioa guests will be furnished In the with a menu for both cwvetmttoo and wlttlethat they may know before- hand what to take sad what to avoid Even then there would be no protection against ignorance or HI brooding What of tw mea who were leaving a certain house rich in superb examples of Italian art which lad much discussed dur- ing the evening Said one to the other as they walked home after dinner Ntc fool you made of yourself talking as you 1W at When Blank a you if you liked Botticelli you saM you pre- ferred Cbiaati Well what was wrung with that inquired his friend quite tartly You owL sajd the fartMfoa critic Kottieeiit isnt a wine its ctfluc1 Certainly a little knowledge of Italian art is worse than none at all The Good 3Inn- U wafer his lIst aft JMii ce our with a lave I usa UMKI Only Grippe are thousands of srta city sad there never wa welsh an Old Man of the Sea since Sbitfbads day To endure it to dreadful and to cure It almost Impossible And it every sort of bad effect upon its victims A party of people wyr discussing it the other even- ing very amusingly 1 almost lost my hearing said one lady And I lout my sight almost I couldnt read write sew or paint said another I lost my spirits remarked a gentleman I was so desperately blue that I felt booked for the poorhouse and was sure that there wes not a creature on earth who really loved me I sat and wept like a baby I am a bank cashier and bank cashiers dot often howl even when tocks go down to zero Well I lost my mind I wee simply imbecile I couldnt remem- ber a thing I couldnt repeat the and if I had been asked my name I would have felt cruelly embarrassed to reply said an army officer I lost my heart said the prettiest girt in Washing- ton I didnt care a pin about anybody even my beaus were a perfect bore and- I saw nothing but faults in everybody I was miserable and ugly and wicked myself and I hated all the world Well- I had the worst luck of all said the young Methodist minister for I lost my religion I couldnt say Now I lay me down to sleep I couldnt recall a single hymn I quarreled with the two leading members of my church and discharged the sexton I wapted to dtvorce my wife and to spank my baby who is delicate and only three months old Dont talk to me about a person having only grip Grip Is the worst of all KKANCKS COUKTBNAT BAYLOR MONOPOLY AND THE LAW- o Remedy for Fundamental Wrongs In rending I egr l Proceedings Fain the New Tout Jonas af COMMTCX How COM S it that It has been found so easily peaeiifle to establish within the democratic United States a system of essentially naonopoHeti industry whose powers are threatening toe rights of every hitherto free industry in this foremost of commercial nations Is there anything factional or merely pretendonal in the revolution On the contrary the sway of the trusts Is most real and defies coun- teraction front legal authority In several of our largest trades competition to al ruady virtually Extinguished The aggre- gation is also rapidly extending toward our financial institutions and some of the largest banking concerns in the country are passing under the influence or actual control of the stupendous millionaire domination The largest fortunes of the country are being absorbed in the move- ment sad the management of the trusts to so conducted as to attract to them the confldence of less initiated private in- vestors The marvel Is that a movement so es- sentially threatening to the foremost in- terests of the nation should have been able to carry its invasions so far with so little fundamental counteraction There- to no lack of citizens whose personal in- terest oi oftlcial duty it to to devote their utmost Influence to the exclusion of such- a malign power In some of the States and by the President earnest legal pro- ceedings have been instituted against the aggressors but the proceedings taken have been rather side direct arraignments of the fundamental wrongs of monopoly If we have any effective remedy against these wrongs It lies in the principle of common law that acts in restraint of trade are illegal question that demands immediate deter- mination is Whether a combination formed for the purpose of defeating free competition is in contravention of this sacred principle of common law If It is there should be no difficulty about putting a speedy end to the wrongs of these ex- clusive claims If there is no real legal prohibition of monopoly the sooner the hopelessness of the case is made known to the woestricken nation and tIM more urgent it becomes for lawmakers to make the law absolutely protective at one and forever City Billboards Prim UM KMMM CUt Star In a city that has neglected appear- ances for a long time a municipal art movement should be destructive a well as creative It is not sufficient to estab lish attractive features but also to re move unattractive ones To this end the billboards should be restricted in such a way as not to obtrude their ugliness on the public at least not in those parts of city having claims to decent ConspIcuous the Yeniks Ofspaaiea The minister had preached to the grad- uating class of a girls college The girls of the class were on the platform all around the pulpit and alt dressed in white I confessed the preacher to his wife when he got home like a crow on a snowdrift Glory for the Mule From the St untie PostDispatch When the joyous heehaw of the Mis- souri mule is echoed along the Canal Zone the Isthmus excavation will surely be In the ascendant lie there It Dud rOan beets table HI l1tc use ut this ilia Timers cases of m- UM alpha- bet longed I hones than The th Pram felt Missouri ansilsun lisien tunis rha are kid fr- S bee appear- ances ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬

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Page 1: Washington Herald. (Washington, DC) 1907-01-27 [p 7].chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lccn/sn83045433/1907-01-27/ed-1/seq-7.pdf · founder Mary Baker Eddy was already ... desert his poor

THE WASHINGTON HERALD SUNDAY JANUARY 27 1907 7

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RELIGIONS AMERICA

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So many creeds M many ways thatwind and wind In America wherevery man can worship God hi his ownfashion there are ISO different denomina-

tion of the Christian religtoa The di-

versity of thought the entire ganjstfrom the Mormons who believe in pluralmarriages to the Shaker who do notbelieve in marriage at all from the Epto-

copaUan with their splendid vestedchoirs to the Primitive Whowill not use an organ or other instru-ment in their servim from the

magseg of the Catholics to the silentmeetings of the Quakers from the highsalaried mmlsters of the Unitarians tothe workers in the Salvation Army whoserve for a plttaAce Despite the fact thatthe division are many all are advancingalong altruistic lift and all are help-

ing the country to a greater realisationUL its high ideal of good citizenship andright living

The Presbyterian have had long antiuiioraWe association with America Thehistorian Bancroft says lint voicepublicly raised in America to dissolve alt

Bisection with England came not fromU Puritans of New England nor from

liu Dutch of New York nor the planterst a Virginia but from the ScotchIrishPr Mbyterian The only clergyman in

Continental Congress was Rev JohnYitherapoon a Presbyterian minister and

Mgnr of the Declaration of Independence

Ill battle of Kings Mountain the turn-

ing point of the Revolution was won byPresbyterians led by Col Campbell

This denomination holds and practicesthe theory of church government by eW-

e a or presbyters which method of wor-

ship and church government Is tracedback to the day of Aposftes JohnCalvin is recognised a the restorer ofPrabyteriaaism rather than the founderof it While he was making a journey In

Switzerland he was persuaded to stop-

over for a few days rest with a minis-

terial friend and white there drew up

the Confession of Faith which in a fewyears had adherents in France GermanyHolland Swltsertand England ScotlandIreland and Wales Later a Confession-of Faith was drawn up for the Presby-terians of Scotland by John Knox

At the present time there are overPresbyterian churches in the UnitedStates with nearly 1300 commun-

icants The denomination IX mis-

sion stations and mtastotiaire in thefield It ft operating over 1W8 missionschools with hospitals dispensaries andtraining schools In foreign lands Therehave been more Presidents of this faiththan of any other Andrew Jackson wasreceived into the church when quite anold man William Henry HarrisonFranklin Pierce James Buchanan Abra-ham Lincoln Andrew Johnson GroverCleveland and Benjamin Harrisonall Presbyterians while President Roose-velt ia a member of its branch the DutchReformed Church

Christian Science Church is re-

markable in more ways UtM one Iufounder Mary Baker Eddy was alreadyJMI old woman when she gathered around

CAPITOL GOSSIPAK to AVImly States

The House was entertained yesterday1 a discussiOn of the Interesting questionas to whether Kansas or Illinois hi thewindier State The Hon Philip CampiKll of the Sunflower State precipitatedthe argument by attacking the bill appro-priating money for the support of theWeather Bureau The Kansas statesmanwanted to abolish the bureau by with-holding front it the usual appropriationiKcause Chief Weather Prophet Willis LMOre had been permitted by SecretaryWilson who looks after the farmers

and harvest to solemnly assert thattlif re had been no change for seventeen

art in the weather given to Kansasmd tills in spite of the fact that within

t t period the country has had one Demratic administration

Th Hon James R Mann Uncle Joesihief watchman in the body of the Housetam gallantly to the defense of ProphetMoore and Secretary Wilson and thehftce logomachy that ensued between himund the Kansas statesman was thrilling

behold The Kawsan resented withhunting indignation the insinuation of theIllinoisan that the wind blew harder inKansas than In Illinois whereupon MrMann allowed that he didnt mean thatthe wind was high or clamorous in Kan-sas at those periods when Mr Campbellwas in Washington They kept it up at alively cHp until Mr Campbell finally wasinduced to withdraw his bill abolishingthe Weather Bureau

Mr Pettus lllniued HimselfSenator Fettus was recently called upon

by a dapper young man who proved him-self to be the grandson of one of thevenerable Alabamians old friends deadthese many years statesman wasglad to meet him and would also be gladto be of any service desired That assur-ance suited the young mans purpose to anicety and he forthwith touched thecourtly and kindhearted Senator for 3Mwhich of course he would return as soonas he heard from home In about a weekthe Senator was distressed to learn thatthe grandson of his old friend had de-ert d his wife in Washington and tied to

parts unknown The old gentlemanlost no time in hunting up the desertedwife and giving her enough money tomeet her pressing necessities and also topay her way back to hetf girlhood home inAlabama-

If I hadnt loaned the young scampmoney said Senator Pettus when asfcedabout the incident he would not havebeen able to get out of Washington antidesert his poor little wife Ihold my self reeopnafbte for her unhappyplight and of course there was nothingfor me to do but send her back home toher people

Soon alter Senator Dolliver returns toWashington this week with new com-

mission the Iowa delegation wilt hold acaucus to agree upon parceling out theFederal patronage in their State Thiscustom was established years ago by theastute and harmonylOVIng Uncle WilliamAllison and its observance has avertedmany a threatening party row at homeSenator DolMver will make a report onthe condition of attains in the HawkeyeState which will show that Gov Cum-mins must be reckoned with in the distri-bution of the Federal patronage Thismay or may not mean that the Senatorand the governor have formed a compactagainst the common enemy the same be-

ing all the statesmen in Iowa who haveambitions to succeed the veteran Allimmin the Senate and the some also bolngall of these Iowans who may look uponthe Hon Leslie Mortimer Shaw as Iowas

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her a few earnest follower In a littleroom in New England At Arst thezealous adherents of the now faithpledged JW a week for the support oftheir frail leader Without giving heedto the arguments raised by those whobelieve in Christian Science or are op-

posed to it it must be said that thehas had a most phenomenal growth SomeIdea the vast number who are Inter-ested in the subject can be had from thefact that over 408960 copies of Mrs Eddys textbook are in circulation Accord-ing to the last estimate there are aboutLOOt different organisations in the coun-try with a total membership of aboutieo800

The Scientists have no ministers m thegeneral sense of that term Instead of Uteusual clerical address they have a leasonsermon which is simply a compilation ofreadings from the Bible and the ChristianScience textbook This service Is con-

ducted by what are called a lint and sec-

ond reader usually a man and a womanChristian Science literature Is sentinto seventyfive countries and to beingtaught in missions in the slums of thelarge cities Mrs Eddy has become therichest religionist in America from theroyalties on the sale of her books andthe sect she has founded controls largesums of money It has over 4009800worth of property in Boston NewYork alone Chicago contains the great-est number of Scientists New York nextand Boston third The new ChristianScience in Boston cost VtJMjm

The Congregational Church was born inEngland in M63 when a handful of peoplemet at the home of one William Brewster-to discuss freedom of thought Theyagreed to leave England and came toAmerica in 128 These people were thefamous Pilgrims of American history Theitrst compact of selfgovernment thiscountry was drawn up by them on theMayflower before they landed Theyearly devoted themselves to missionarywork and education The lint foreignmissionary society in this country wafounded by a Congregational ministerand by 14 they had a school In everytownship in Massachusetts that lied asmany as fifty families And they havekept the lead in educational matters

United States from that time to thisThere are now at least fortylax collegesand universities under the patronage andcontrol of this church They claim tdhave been instrumental or directly re-sponsible for the founding of HarvardYale Dartmouth Williams Bowdoin

Amherst Oberlin HowardFiske Hampton Mount Holyoke Smithand Wellecley Harriet Beecher Stowsand her famous brother Henry WardBeecher were members of this church

Unltarianism was brought to Americaby the Pilgrims and tIM Puritans Thegreat leader of this faith in America wasChannmg and Edward Everett IWochaplain of the Senate Is doubtless themost prominent presentday adherent Itsfollowers claim that it to not a sect andha no sectarian ambitions or boundariesIt is described as a fellowship of freechurches sad individuals Unitarians are

ftuvorite son for IMC Although he aban-doned the Iridescent Iowa idea m theinterest of peace in the last gubernatorialcampaign not to say in the interest alsoof reelection it is well understood thatthe governor may desire the distinction ofbeing Iowas favorite son next year pro-vided the Iowa idea to still alive andhas stirred tariff revision sentiment all-over the country

Many of the most important Federalomces in the State soon are to be madevacant by that process of resignationwhich to practiced by every loyal publicservant who to looking to his party organisation for future preferment Amongthese offices are the district attorneysbipsof the Northern and Southern districtsthe two marshalships the internal revenuecollectorshipe numerous Presidential postoinces Ac Some of the Incumbents mayof course be reappointed but if they areIt will be with the view of Iowa beingprepared to offer to the country availablePresidential material in tt

Parson Brovrnlow WidowA Tennenoceau who met Representative

W P Brownlow of that State yesterdaywas reminded of the fact that the widowof the Representatives famous uncle

Parson Browntow the intrepid Unionleader during the parlous days of thecivil war to stilt living at the old familyhome at Knoxville and that she stillreads every day as she has done sinceits flrst issue the New York TribuneMrs Brownlow is now nearly ninety yearsold but her physical and intellectualvigor show no ravages of age It isstated that she has not missed an issueof her favorite newspaper her politicalBible for more than sixty years andthat she to as well informed on currentpolitical events as she was when her dis-tinguished husband was one of the countrys leading men President Rooseveltcalled on her when he visited Knoxville-a few years ago and he was quite asmuch surprised by her robust strength-as he was by the keen interest and in-

sight she has in national affairs

Senator Bnrkctt SignalOne of the conductors of a Senate

rushed his car at full speed fromthe subbasement to the top floor yester-day without stopping to take on passen-gers that were waiting at interveningfloors When he reached his destinationhe found a group of newspaper men waitin to be carried below

Wheres Senator Burkett inquiredthe conductor adding that was ceatahilyhis ring

He hasnt been around here repliedone of the newspaper men

He surely has insisted the elevatorman or else some of you used his signalto eaU me That signal is two short ringsand two long ones Senator Burkettlearned it when he was working on theC B Q railroad and it became such-a habit of his to obey the train signal oftwo short and two long whistles that heunconsciously fell Into the custom of giv-ing it for this elevator

Mr AlliMons ExerciseSenator Allison the Nestor of the Sen-

ate whose health broke down toward theclout of the last session and who waskept at home in Iowa by his physicianuntil a few weeks ago to getting beck inhis old physical condition by observing acareful regimen in Washington

unless the weather if too bad bewalks from his apartments at the Portland to the Capitol and beck again inthe afternoon a distance of about twomiles The veteran Iowa statesman hasnot heretofore been given to this sort ofhealthful exercise and he to now advo

its adoption by numerous of hiscolleagues who like himself suffer

from that stealthy and incurablemalady advancing age It to contribut-ing much to Ills upbuilding and he to nowable to perform about as much hard workas chairman of Comattttae on Appro-priations as h has best performing fora generation

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somewhat indifferent to numericalstrength god have never taken a censusof their followers However It may basaid In that there are about MO

churches in afllltatton with the NationalUnitarian Conference and about 100000paeple more or less actively connectedwith the faith in this country The ma-jority of their churches are in the largecities and they are said to pay higher salarise for ministerial talent than any otnerreligionist In America unless It be theReformed Jews A prominent member ofthis faith told me that he believed theUnitarians were gathering adherents morerapidly than any other sect In the UnitedStates unless it was the ChristianScientists

The Moravian Church was founded Inthis country by David NItschmann whoat sixtyfour years of ata crossed the At-

lantic to Bethlehem Pa and felled withhis own hands the first tree that was used

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them in care of the church wherethe widows and unmarried women lookedafter them A beautiful custom amongthe Moravians at Bethlehem Is the sunriseeorvice on Easter morning A processof musicians march through the streetsawaken the Inhabitants just before d jbreak and as the sun cornel up a blareof trombones leads in a grand chorus ofgladness On March 1 the Moravians wiltcelebrate the 160th anniversary of theirchurch

The Quakers dress In plainthe heed to no and addra r ll

Impartially with familiar antithou Those strange folks form rest-

ful note in the busy worldTheir real title to Society of FriendsThey in the plainest housoa ofworship because they say thatdwells in the heart and not in wood andstone They are silent in their meetings-In order to encourage the frost of themouth and thaw of the mind They havefounded many good school and collegesamong them being Bryn Mawr Theremore Quakers in Indiana than In

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The first Christian service of any kindever performed on the North Pacificcoast was celebrated by an Episcopalianchaplain who accompanied Admiral SirFrancis Drake in his cruise along theCalifornia and Oregon coasts In theGolden Hind Wlien a permanent Eng-lish settlement was eftectsc at James-town In 1697 the Church of rfngland

flrmly established on tha con-

tinent Some ides of the economies of theearly religionists may be had from thechronicles of Capt John Smith who said

When I first went to Virginia I well remember we did hang an awning which

old sail to three or four trees toshadow us from the sun Our wererails of wood our seats unhewed treesand our pulpit a bar of wood nailed totwo neighborIng William and MaryCollege was established by EpiscopaliansHenry Hudson discoverer of the HudsonRiver and Elihu Yale for whomCollege was named were both membersof the Church of England George Wash-ington was also an Episcopalian

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4SOCIALTwenty ago the French breakfast-

at 12 or 1 oclock was a notable featureof social life in Washington but whilethis popular midday function still exists-it has taken unto itself a new name andis now known as luncheon aftor the Eng-

lish vocabulary since this te the day ofthings British In social matters Nowa-days one is rarely if ever Invited tobreakfast which was always an absurdaffectation as most good Americans break-

fast at S in the morning a rather impos-

sible hour to invite guests But underwhatever name it masquerades the midday meal to which we summon our friendsis an agreeable function lacking theformality of a dinner yet retaining all ofIts pleasant qualities Luncheon is essen-

tially a feminine feast and one rarelymeets with men at this meal on weekdays but on Sunday such K festivity isnever complete withon the husbands thebrothers and sweethearts whose pres-

ence adds to Its success and prolongs itfar Into the afternoon for men love theleisure the day brings and chat for hoursover their liqueurs and coffee A Sundayluncheon Is truly the most sociable af-

fair in societys calendar There re-

cites the latest bit of gossip hears thenewest story and tears the absent tom

is a growing tendency to makeof luncheon a formal affair This is agreat mistake Formality should be re-

served for dinners The mfddiy meal ofrights should be comtortaMe and eecywith nothing left undone to inspire goodcheer and confidence The menu mustbe simple and carefully chosen Thesmartest entertainer serve only live orsix courses fruit bouillon an entreepate salad and dessert with a lightwhite or red wine and seltzer That isthe ideal luncheon To otter champagne-at noon in the worst poeeibte tasteunless the custom which obtains in someparts of Europe is followed f servinga glass of champagne before the soupwhich takes the place of our deadly cock-tail and enlivens the meal Liqueursand dears are as at dinner passed afterthe dessert when men are present Ifonly women make up the party cigar-ettes are offered for unhappily pernspait has become an accepted thing for so-ciety women to smoke In their ownhomes and in the houses of their friendsWe are not writing a homily or else aregret might be expressed that this un-

pleasant unfeminine and surely unAmerican custom is growing and thatthe number of women who habituallysmoke Is increasinf rather than rtJmmtoh

It is most regrettable that the customof having aiemoon tea so general mEngland has not taken deeper root mAmerica In a few families It is an es-tablished habit to serve tea at 5 oclockbut only a few Americans lack therepose and calm to sit quietly for anhour or so sipping tea while they gossipwith whoever happens to b about as doour cousins English who count afternoontea the most important function of theday their devotion to this beverage giv-ing rise to the expression delirium tea

Every one who ha traveled la theOrient will remember the little poem onthe teapots one meets with at the cosmopotttaa hotels written originally In

bat translated Into every languageunder the sun which reeds about as fol-lows On a slow lire set a tripod illl Itwith dear rain water Cook It as longRS it would take to turn fish white andlobsters red Pour this on the delicateleaves of tea and let It remain as longas the vapor rises in a cloud At yourleisure drink the pure liquor which willchase away the lye causes of troubleThis classic recipe could not be improvedupon and is recommended to all thosewho seek to make afternoon tea popularThe things that can be served with teaare innumerable but the moet appetising dish to go with it is buttered toastor buttered toasted muffins There isnothing more delicious than the latterwhich made the international reputationof the quaint little tea shop in Paris 19

rue Cambon but it is practically Impos-sible to led them as they really ought tobe in America as Impossible as it Is toget a decent piece of toast in Paris orBerlin All sorts of cake are offeredThe piece de resistance on the ten tableof the British Embassy in tho Pawncefqteregime was plum cake and such plumcake

It te ROt in good taste to load a teatable with heavy things such as saladsmeat sandwiches ash the like One doesriot expect to make a meal at 6 oclockbut merely to take a little refreshmentthe real object of the whole affair beingto bring family and friends together andto invoke conversation and geniality bythat cosy cup which is is recordedInspired Johnson who was a victim ofthe tea habit to write Raaaelas

The Arbiter has been asked to writesomething regarding the etiquette ofcards A simple subject but one to whichVat attention should be paid because inthis as la all social matters it is fatal toerr When calling on mere acquaintancesvisiting cards should invariably be leftwhether the person or persons on whomone is calling are home or not In lateyears it has become the fashion to leavea card for each member of the familyFor instance if Mr and Mrs Smith arecalling upon Mr and Mrs Jones MissNathalie Jones Miss Harriet Jons andMr John Jones Mrs Smith should leave-a cafd upon Mrs Jones and one uponeach of the young ladles of the family ifthey are recognized as being In societyand three of her husbiinds cards one forMr Jones one for Mrs Jones and one

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Cards should be loft on making a firstvisit and on returning all visits after allinvitations whether accepted or not Theonly exception to this rule is a tea Whenone attend it is not necessary to make areturn visit when one does not attendone must send a card either on the dayof the tea or subsequently Cards shouldbe left after a birth or death in the fam-ily after the formal announcement of anengagement after a wedding on the

of ones friends from a long absencefrom town after the recovery of a friendfrom a long illness and for other innumerable occasions The person callingIt he has the time and desire should askto see the person or persons on whom heis calling but whether he is admitted ornot the cards must be loft aa an evi-dence of the bearers presence and atesympathy congratulations or whateverthe occasion may require

It to in extremely bad tate to attemptanything eccentric in the way of a dolttaff card If one is not quits sure of thecorrect style slid form It Is b t to con-sult a stationer the most fttghtonable

town who to preserve his own reputa-tion will look to it that bis patron shallfollow the mode But thereis small possibility of any one making amistake the matter since tile style ofcards has changed very little In thepast twentylive years A card shouldbear the saint address and the day athome of the owner atftfrecs shouldbe omitted on the caYd of young unmarrind women

It Is the custom In Europe and it isgradually becoming the custom ben uponthe death of a member of the familyto send out cards announcing that factThey are heavily bordered with blankand read according to the taste of theperson dictating the text which is gen-erally very elaborate It is also usualamoac unman CathaHcs to home cardsannouncing that a mass will be said forthe repose of the soul of this or that de-ceased relative giving the date and end-ing with the plea Pray for him Thehabit Is growing here for an invalid onconvalescence to send out card of thanksto all those who Inquired during tire

These bear the engraved wordslany thanksfor kind Inquiries above

the persons name andr are sent by postor footman This fad for it seems littleelse does not appeal to one as particu-larly refined or elegant and is net advocated by theArbiter

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Answer Your principal guest hasdoubtless spent some time In Englandwhere it is the almost universal customfor professional men to wear frock coatson Sunday even for dinner indeed it isconsidered very proper for that class Ihave never met one of what might beterml the smart set In London whoallowed himself the privilege of so ap-pearing I think many of the professionalmen in America are taking the cue fromthose on the other side and the only ex-planation I can make of your well bredfriends nonobservance of the acceptedcustom here is that he is a professionalman with English sympathies

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Answer This depends entirely uponyour degree of Intimacy with the hostessThe papers have recently been tilled withcomments upon Mr William Waldorf Ac-

tors rudeness to a gentleman an inti-mate of King Edward it proved to bewhom one of his titled guests took theprivilege of introducing This lack oftaste cost him the loss of alt the prestigehe had gained In English society andrightly so An intimate of the householdaccording to an old fashioned law of hoepitality dating buck to medieval timeshas the liberty of introducing a friend tothe house of a friend and it Is the generalcustom here at a large reception to pre-sent a stranger from out of town withoutthe formality of asking This of coursetics not include the White House For-merly It was allowed that public officialsand those intimate with the President andhis family should occasionally Introducetheir friends without the formality ofasking but the privilege was so muchabused that it Is now considered in ex-tremely bad taste to bring any one to thereceptions at the White House withoutpreviously receiving permission

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Answer Most certainly not The meresuggestion of such a thing is caddishEven the wives of public officials have a-

right to some privacy and considerationthough from the demonstrations thathave been made on Mrs Longworths tripthrough America It would seem that thisright Is not recognised

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Answer No matter what th custom hasbecome in Washington or elsewhere U toextremely bad form and a display of nnpardonable ignorance of social ethics fora young woman to give any sort of anentertainment without the cooperation ofher mother facts you mention havecome under the Arbiters observation andhe has been quite as astonished as

It to of course perfectly permissi-ble for a spinster to entertain her friendswithout a chaperon but in America orelsewhere I know of no spinster of goodfamily and breeding who o It tenot the policy of this department to menthin names but it would b possible topoint out a number of maiden ladles mWashington past half century

of life whose Mothers are liv-ing and who never give an invitation saveIn her name You an perfectly right fromevery point of view this matterIt Is height if UI breeding for a girlto ignore her mother or for a mother

herself to b ignored Most fortu-nately the custom you allude to to nevermet with except among people who arecomparatively new to social wages ortho who affect Bohemiantem

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WHAT CAUSES EARTHQUAKES

Scientists Declare That Our nip Syntern of Does It

Mr Charles Hallock who Is a member-of several of the Washington scientific

had an article in last Sundaysissue qf The Washington Herald whichhe was moved to entitle tbe Polarity ofthe Seismic Impulse Unfortunately thiswas printed under the name of CharlesHallow

Accepting the theory of Sir Oliver Lodgeand other advanced scientists of eminencethat the earth to a magnet anti its crustsimply the armature of an immense dy-

namo whose source is the sun he at-tributes the unusual prevalence of earthquakes and the manifest sympathy

so many of theta to the earthsurcharged with electricity This re-

dundant voltage sets in motion the looseheterogeneous masses of which the ter-rene envelope is so largely composedand these in turn generate electricalenergy This is in line with Clark Maxwells showing the rock and earth move-ments being facilitated by excessive rainswhich saturate and lubricate the dislo-cated masses Jarring is often maintainedfor weeks and months at intervals afterthe initial shocks in obedience to the lawof adjustment which causes disintegratedparticles to settle and become compact

But Mr now goes further andavers that all our troubles and calamities-are not due to natural causes alone butthat mens dabbling with electricity tothe extent of gridironing nearly the entireglobe with wire conductors and keepingthem constantly charged by powerfuldynamos overhead and underground inthe atmosphere and through the oceansand in practically every house and halfthe vehicles in town and country is thestimulating cause of the current per-turbations landslips and volcanic erup-tions which are far in excess of anyknown period since the Tertiary All ofwhich he takes occasion to remind us to

predicted in the book of Isaiah whichthat men shall be plagued by

their own Inventions

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SOME PHASES OF ITC

The Importance that Is attached toprecedence and convention hers In Wash-ington was amuslngty illustrated the otherday when two richly drewwd women wereabout to take a cab They camo out ofa handsome house together walkedamicably enough down the path chattingabout eards and oats till they reachedthe street Then the smaller of the twowomen was about to bolt into the herdlcNot so The big woman stood stockstill and laid a detaining hand on hercompanion frowned darkly and said indeep baswprofundo tones What do youmean by getting in before me My hus-band to a soandso The small personwttted on the spot and meekly followedthe great soandsos spouse Into the

rdte where she sat and arranged hergtovtg In embarrassed silence while thebassoon in a severe fashion still ruffledstill amazed by such audacity called

to Senator Blanks and banged thebirdie door This feature of Washingtonofficial lift gets on the democratic nervesof people from other parts of the countrywho dont bow the knee m the houseof Rhnmoa and are not used theantics of those servants of the Americanpeople clothed in a brief authority They are very amusing to the stahlsettled old whose peoplehave been well and honorably known hereever since it has been the capital of tbeqpuntry They have seen administrationscorn and administrations go but thoykeep Uw even tenor of their way with

dignity have kept it for mere thana century and will continue to do e

I Marie AntoinetteWm detested the rigorous ceremoniallaws of the French court once anenemy for life of her vicious spitefulmistress of the robes a lady who resentedher youth beauty and high spirits alady who was a tremendous stickler forprecedence like tbe bassoon who in theatmosphere of a court would intoJust such another person but has notmuch ehtinee white what Lowell calls

the roller of democracy comes alongevery now and then and obliterates alltrace of thom littlegreat people fromour republic Well the court was atFontainebteu and in the course of athe queens donkey stumbled and tell withher She refused to move Go and askthe duchess what the etiquette of thissituation te at the court of Francewhether it to proper for me to get up ftrstor the donkey she said with a merrylaugh

A Ruling PassionWith some woman nothing is s im-

portant a what they call their posi-

tion They dont take Montaguesbroad view of it which Is very rationaland very BtbHealt stay at house andmind their own business and take careof their husbands and children Thatposition to impregnable But what somewomen agonize over to their position insociety and everything that affects iuSociety doesnt care A pin whether they

or die It criticises dismembersdissimulates and costs in time moneyand devotion like mischief hut all

it to far more desired ad soughtaLter than the Kingdom of Heaven

In n Tight Placeauthor of Fifty Years of Failureof an expedition he made from

early one morning withmoles He acting as taU

guide ant one of the ladles was just infront of him As they were crossingthe glacier this lady trod on a place ofprojecting ice on the very edge of acrevasse This was a matter of life ordeath Hauling hurriedly at the ropebe called out Dont do that Miss Har-dy To which the lady replied ag shedarted severe stance Mm MIenRigfey Hyphen Hardy if you please

Dinners are very much in order nowlid It is welt for everybody to remem-ber what must not be talked about atthesis Marital complications come firstIn our modern society nothing is moreperilous At a dinner given here someyears ago a very young man sprangmines and exploded bombs at the tablemetaphorically by his innocent and admirable remarks on the subject Amongthe guests there was one woman who hadrun away from her husband A secondwas in an even more woeful plight Herhusband had run away from her In athird case both husband and wife had runaway with the people who were presentwhom they had afterward after theusual divorce married It certainly wasembarrassing to pilot that conversation-out of the storm belt but the hostess didit to perfection aided by some of theother guests

ReligionIs certainly not a safe topic to discusson such occasions yet people seem tohave a perfect mania for getting on dan-gerous ground It often seems ti ifsome malignant sprite sat up above anddirected the conversation into the wrongchannels with the utmost cleverness andmalicious glee It is certainly alarming-in an assembly of persons composedchiefly of diplomats and Maryland Catho-lics to hear an Englishman say I hateintolerance in religious matters but Idlike to put a barrel of gunpowder underevery Catholic and blow him up skyhigh Net ever the humor of the situa-tion saves it and the way people rushte the rescue Is something funny

Politics is oven worse In convents itmay do to discuss politics in Washington and in cemeteries in the dead lan-guages But in society in business athotels it means simply firebrands ikimbergen au vent as the French put Itcleverly torches In the wind Even retrospective politics are not always safeto bring up Did not a certain

and his wife lose a last suburbancar recently and have to walk about twomiles after midnight because they gotInto a hot discussion about Mary Queenof Scots On one of these freezing nightsit warmed thorn up Into a perfect tem-per He quoted Froude and admiredQueen Elisabeth and defended her treatment of the poor Queen who soughtsanctuary in England She declared herto be a redheaded flirtatious treacher-ous hideous old frump and murderessand vowed that Froudes account ofMarys execution showed that ho washeartless and no gentleman It was a-

very pretty quarrel But they lost thatcar and they have been as cool as theweather to each other ever since

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tions of Republicans and tbe North andeverything Northern violent attacks uponthe Democrats and the South and everything Southern had better kept forCongressional use and abuse The partiesto it are paid for it and proAt byIt languid visitors In the gallery enjoyIt and enliven their hotels afterward byvivacious accounts of the row in theHouse The papers teem with It andgo off like hot cakes But dinner partiesare killed by disturbance over ducks andchampagne that affect the digestion andappetite

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will be furnished In thewith a menu for both cwvetmttoo andwlttlethat they may know before-

hand what to take sad what to avoidEven then there would be no protectionagainst ignorance or HI brooding Whatof tw mea who were leaving a certainhouse rich in superb examples of Italianart which lad much discussed dur-ing the evening Said one to the other asthey walked home after dinner Ntcfool you made of yourself talking as you1W at When Blank a you ifyou liked Botticelli you saM you pre-ferred Cbiaati

Well what was wrung with thatinquired his friend quite tartly

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city sad there never wa welsh anOld Man of the Sea since Sbitfbads dayTo endure it to dreadful and to cure Italmost Impossible And it every sortof bad effect upon its victims A party ofpeople wyr discussing it the other even-ing very amusingly 1 almost lost myhearing said one lady And I lout mysight almost I couldnt read writesew or paint said another I lost myspirits remarked a gentleman I was sodesperately blue that I felt booked forthe poorhouse and was sure that therewes not a creature on earth who reallyloved me I sat and wept like a baby Iam a bank cashier and bank cashiersdot often howl even when tocks godown to zero Well I lost my mindI wee simply imbecile I couldnt remem-ber a thing I couldnt repeat the

and if I had been asked my nameI would have felt cruelly embarrassed toreply said an army officer I lost myheart said the prettiest girt in Washing-ton I didnt care a pin about anybody

even my beaus were a perfect bore and-I saw nothing but faults in everybody Iwas miserable and ugly and wickedmyself and I hated all the world Well-I had the worst luck of all said theyoung Methodist minister for I lost myreligion I couldnt say Now I lay medown to sleep I couldnt recall a singlehymn I quarreled with the two leadingmembers of my church and dischargedthe sexton I wapted to dtvorce my wifeand to spank my baby who isdelicate and only three months old Donttalk to me about a person having onlygrip Grip Is the worst of all

KKANCKS COUKTBNAT BAYLOR

MONOPOLY AND THE LAW-

o Remedy for Fundamental WrongsIn rending I egr l Proceedings

Fain the New Tout Jonas af COMMTCX

How COM S it that It has been foundso easily peaeiifle to establish within thedemocratic United States a system ofessentially naonopoHeti industry whosepowers are threatening toe rights of everyhitherto free industry in this foremostof commercial nations Is there anythingfactional or merely pretendonal in therevolution On the contrary the swayof the trusts Is most real and defies coun-

teraction front legal authority In severalof our largest trades competition to alruady virtually Extinguished The aggre-gation is also rapidly extending towardour financial institutions and some of thelargest banking concerns in the countryare passing under the influence or actualcontrol of the stupendous millionairedomination The largest fortunes of thecountry are being absorbed in the move-ment sad the management of the truststo so conducted as to attract to them theconfldence of less initiated private in-

vestorsThe marvel Is that a movement so es-

sentially threatening to the foremost in-

terests of the nation should have beenable to carry its invasions so far with solittle fundamental counteraction There-to no lack of citizens whose personal in-

terest oi oftlcial duty it to to devote theirutmost Influence to the exclusion of such-a malign power In some of the Statesand by the President earnest legal pro-ceedings have been instituted against theaggressors but the proceedings takenhave been rather side directarraignments of the fundamental wrongsof monopoly If we have any effectiveremedy against these wrongs It lies inthe principle of common law that actsin restraint of trade are illegalquestion that demands immediate deter-mination is Whether a combinationformed for the purpose of defeating freecompetition is in contravention of thissacred principle of common law If It isthere should be no difficulty about puttinga speedy end to the wrongs of these ex-clusive claims If there is no real legalprohibition of monopoly the sooner thehopelessness of the case is made knownto the woestricken nation and tIM moreurgent it becomes for lawmakers to makethe law absolutely protective at one andforever

City BillboardsPrim UM KMMM CUt Star

In a city that has neglected appear-ances for a long time a municipal artmovement should be destructive a wellas creative It is not sufficient to establish attractive features but also to remove unattractive ones To this end thebillboards should be restricted in sucha way as not to obtrude their ugliness onthe public at least not in those parts of

city having claims to decent

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The minister had preached to the grad-uating class of a girls college The girlsof the class were on the platform allaround the pulpit and alt dressed inwhite

I confessed the preacher to hiswife when he got home like a crow ona snowdrift

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