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Day 5 - Wednesday, March 8, 2017

L O R E T O

Weather: 84 °F'/'29°C, Sunny

"What would an ocean be without a monster lurking in the

dark? It would be like sleep without d r e a m s . "

— W e r n e r Herzog

SPONSOR SPOTLIGHT GREEN RONIN PUBLISHING

Stop by the display area in the Shopping Arcade

(Deck 3 forward) any t ime from 3:30-5:00pm to check

out Green Ronin Publishing and the people behind it.

No purchase necessary!

STILL ALIVE? They said it was an impossible dream. "A concert in

Loreto?" they asked, snorting with derision. "How are you going to make that happen?" But who's laughing now? After our epic evening ashore, we can bask in the soft

afterglow of success. Enjoy your time ashore in Loreto, for this afternoon at 3 pm we set sail for the greener pastures

waters of the Vermilion Sea. For those still unsated by yesterday's festival, we have oodles of fun events onboard.

illasta la victoria siempre!

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SAVOR THE JOURNEY

THE STUFF THAT'S HAPPENING . . .

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Morning Meditation - Stuyvesant Room

Religious Services - Board Room

Ukelele Melee with Molly Lewis—SeaViewPool

Cosplay Day - Whole Ship

The Morning Show with Greg Benson - Queen's Lounge/CAC

Friends of Bill W. - Board Room

Mobile Gaming: 'Fail Whale' and 'Doodle Army 2 Mini Militia' -

Stuyvesant Room

Reading from The Book of Et ta - Hudson Room

Johann Sebastian Joust - Northern Lights Nightclub

Management Q&A - Vista Lounge

Afternoon Tea - Ocean Bar

Women at Work - Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

Business of Boardgames - Stuyvesant Room

A JoCo Magic Show - Hudson Room

Hardly Strictly Sea Shanties and Irish Music Session - Explorer's Lounge (Piano Side)

Ask a Puppet - Queen's Lounge/CAC

Craftivism - Digital Workshop (Crafting Room)

Sponsor Spotlight: Green Ronin (SPONSORED EVENT) -Shopping A rcade

International Women's Day Photo - Sea View Pool Area

Locksport - Lock picking and handcuffs - Hudson Room

Metagaming meetup - Ocean Bar

Create a paper prototype for a video game - Stuyvesant Room

Work Juice Sea Org Office Hours - Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

Happy Hour - Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

Fancy Pants Parade - Lido Deck

Dinner (Red Team) - Vista Dining Room (both floors)

Main Concert (Gold Team) - Aparna Nancherla; Zoe Keating; Welcome to Night Vale - Vista Lounge

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Main Concert (Red Team) - Aparna Nancherla; Zoe Keating; Wel­come to Night Vale - Vista Lounge

Close-up Magic: Eric Jones - Board Room

An Hour with James Ernest - Explorer's Lounge (Piano Side)

Happy Hour - Ocean Bar

Polymonkey Meetup & Mixer - Pinnacle Bar

Choose Your Own Adventure Story Time with Wil - Vista Lounge

'What's Your F***ing Problem?' - Advice from Ted Leo, Aimee Mann and Aparna Nancherla - Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

Exits Are Out: Escape Station! - Stuyvesant Room

Sea Monkey Open Mic Night - Queen's Lounge/CAC

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Artemis Spaceship Bridge Simulator - Hudson Room

Close-up Magic: Mike Pisciot ta - Board Room

Office Hours with Mike Selinker - Explorer's Lounge (Piano Side)

Dance Pa r ty w/Riz Rollins - World Beat Pa r ty

Northern Lights Nightclub

11:00pm -11:15pm ^f$ Close-up Magic: J a r e d Kopf - Board Room

How To Play: Fuse (Board Game) - Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)

Sentinel Comics: The Roleplaying Game Demo - Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)

Pyramid Arcade Exper iment #2 - Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)

The Adam Sakellar ides and Friendellarides Music Show Ocean Bar

Time Empire - a board-game playtes t - Vista Dining Room (Upstairs)

Costume Engl i sh /Cont ra /Square Dance Par ty! - Crow's Nest ("Ten Forward")

Songs of Ice and Fire: A Game of Thrones Concert with Zoe Gray - Queen'sLounge/CAC

Sea Werewolf - StuyvesantRoom

A LETTER FROM THE DEPUTY MAYOR OF LORETO D e a r J o c o Cru ise 2017,

On behalf of t h e ci ty of Lore to , t h a n k you for vis i t ing o u r fair ci ty and sha r ing y o u r

music w i t h us ! W e h o p e you enjoyed y o u r s tay , and t h a t you will c o m e back soon. The

following i t ems w e r e left beh ind af ter the conce r t— let us k n o w if you would like to

claim them: t e n (10) fezzes , t h r e e (3) b lue ukule les , t w o (2) m a n u s c r i p t copies of Pa t

Rothfuss ' " T h e D o o r s of S tone" , one (1) live sp ide r m o n k e y / p o n y , and one (1) Gavin

Verhey .

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CAPTAIN'S "LOG": THE AFTERMATH March 8. 2017. W e a r r i ved in t h e mid af te rnoon, descend ing upon Lore to like a

s w a r m of fr iendly locus t s . None w e r e s p a r e d (from fun!) After t h e mus ic and food

and m a y h e m , Lore to w a s t ho rough ly occupied. Today , in t h e a f t e rma th , w e con t inue

ou r c ru i se , and t h e Devil t ake the h indmos t . T h e c r e w have begun to w h i s p e r t h a t 1

a m mad , bu t w h a t c a r e I for t he i r chi ldish p r a t t l e ? T h e sea calls!

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A MESSAGE FROM DR. MONICA BRUNELLI A m e s s a g e from Dr. Monica Brunell i : T h e con tag ion called Cabin Feve r is caused

by t h e b i te of a m y s t e r i o u s c r e a t u r e t ha t can be r e fe rence in t h e l ib ra ry . It m a k e s

you s a y eve ry th ing in puzz les a n d — u h oh, 1 th ink I 've c o n t r a c t e d it. It can b e

cu red by the ingred ien ts in V-8 Ju ice . Keep an eye out for seven eye-popping

sa i lo rs and look for some i m p o r t a n t bea t s . S tay hea l thy , Sea Monkeys !

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RESTAURANTS & SERVICES

Vista Dining Room - Seatings 5pm-5:45pm(Red), 7:30pm-8:15pm(Goldl

Lido Market - 6am-10:30am, ll:30am-2pm, 5:30pm-8pm, 9:30pm-llpm Pizza: ll:30am-lam Taco Bar: ]l:30am-3pm, 8pm-llpm

Pinnacle Grill - 5:30pm-9:30pm (S35) Canaletto - 5:30pm-9:30pm ($15)

Medical Center, A - 8:00am-10:00am, 4:00pm-6:00pm Greenhouse Spa & Salon - 8am-10pm

ERRATA

The Editorial Staff deeply regrets the

following errors in the March 7 edition:

|1J On page 4, the "Errata" section

mentioned "the fol lowing error" when in

fact there were two errors . We regret

the omission: an intern has been sacked.

[2] That last margarita at JoCoachella.

Definitely a mistake.