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ATEENtion! Check out what’s popping this week. The hottest track,

dopest flick on the big screen, coolest accessories to rock and the

top gizmo on our covet list

SIZZLE ALERT

The Godfather wa Genge is going places as he is not just into music but also movies. ‘Killer Mmoja’ is just outta this planet. Featuring peeps like Lady Bee and Chege of TMK, Nonini takes us on a tour of life on showbiz fast lane. A must watch!

We have the transformers movie and now introducing the transformers camera. This gadget can literally transform into 5 other forms. A must have for robot lovers!

VJ vs. DJ: TURNING THE TABLES AROUND!

The 80’s are back and with a bang; so long earrings are a must. Take funk to another level by rocking it on one side. Go for the feather or leaf look to create more character.

Having a double collar jacket is very flashy. It creates an illusion of puffiness which looks hot on dudes. Go for the dull and dark colours this cold season to look mysterious.

Fiiiiiirrrreeeee baby…that is exactly what is these new generation of stars are causing on the scene. For a long time, DJs have been known to rock our music world be it in parties, radio or TV but lately VJs are turning the tables and taking the spotlight!

Tiwa Savage is the newest Chiquita in the Naija scenes. Her track ‘Kele Kele’ is off the hook and with the Rihanna rude boy video going on, its nothing but a track to seriously get down to.

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Jammie Fox in double collar jacket

P Diddy rocking a short double collar jacket

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Keri Hilson in one long chain earing Ashanti in peackock

feather earing Too hoT To handle Well, buckle up peeps coz this new breed may be accused of not knowing how to use turn tables but they are taking the deejaying thing a notch higher with their mix tapes.Ok, let’s start with who a VJ is. Ever entered a jav and there is some serious music video mix you get so hooked on the screen you forget to alight? Well the VJ we talking about is the mind behind the mixes. A VJ is a video jockey and mixes music videos in mix tapes. A DJ on the other hand will in most cases do live mixing on the wheels. In, most cases the VJs are not even known to their fans as the fans are in love and totally hooked to their mixes; all they get to know is the name of the VJ. How these VJs are gaining so much popularity over DJs even

deejaying heavyweights is not very clear but if we are to look at their end product, we may have an answer…

lisTenershipThe young at heart with teeniez as a majority not so often go out at night to night clubs where DJs are always putting their skills to test! For teeniez, it’s the obvious reason of being underage while the other youth may be coz of cheddar issues. Secondly, at least 70% of these consumers use javs /mats in their day to day movements be it to skool, campo, and work e.t.c.

so whaT’s This goT To do wiTh VJs?The power of the mix tape! The VJs have gone back to drawing board and found a way of connecting with their fans on a wider scale. The method is

even way cheaper; mix videos…burn in CDs and distribute is mats! This new trend has caught up so much to the extent mat drivers and kangez will queue to get the latest mix tape of a certain VJ of their choice. Teeniez have been notorious of getting in a jav if only they know which VJ mix tape they will bump to in the ride! Well, with this new trend, javing especially while there is traffic has never been this cool hasn’t it?In a world where the code is red hot, the supremacy black, and the stars even more black…the hustle is at its peak, the only way out is to give us something fresh…something new! Some of the notable VJs known for their prowess include two time CHAT awards winner VJ Kalonje, VJ Mantix, VDJ Kaytrixx, VJ Bunduki, and VJ Rayza.

VDJ Kaytirxx

VJ Kalonje

VJ Bunduki

VJ Mantix

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WHO DOES IAN MBUGUA THINk HE IS?

You do not want to be judged by him! He is your cocky, straight face, blunt and radical super judge

yet you still cannot explain why he is your favorite Kenyan reality show act. On the contrary, he is

the funny lad, with witty undertones from here to Timbuktu and the most approachable guy in the

entertainment industry. After bumping into him during one of his sold out musicals at the Brook

House skool, all he wanted to say is…

Big - Ups

Shhhhhhh...Can You Keep A Secret?

Ian MbuguaTigoi gee.Tabbie(404) to Bill(404) Mux B:It seems that u`ve bcam d` fibre of soul,d very reason 4 ma existence.Carol(404)to Bill(404)Mux B:miss u,handy 2 be watched.Hot guy in Mux B.Stacy (404) to Bill Mux B. Mambos chop smart.Tabie (404) to Pha-nuel Mux Bee. Two more years in skul HAHAHA.Awuor (404) to Belea (204) Bishop Sulu. Work hard 4 a nice future. Love you.Caro (404) to Collo (404) Bake Nyango. Im crazy about you. I want to know you more.John Gucci (204) Gathiru Bee to Fath Alice (304) Gitwe. You are my greatest desire . I love you.Angie (204) Maasai Gee to Akkan (404) HIghie. I love you bro

work hard. Deno Keeru B. to Christie Gikurume G. you are a tranquilizer with no side effects.Melvo Wachoro B. to Carolito (104) Makuri G. You’re beyond pretty.Kaich Wachoro B. to Alice (304) Elite girls Am the case you’re the judge, make us proud.Edu (404) AQ to Jane (304) GItwe. If kisses were leaves I would send you a forest.Umoro (204) to Njambi (204) Pangoe. Break the silence, miss you big.Bryo (304) AQ to Roz Mwikali (404) PB Kilungu. Am not yet done with your feel-ings so spesho.Lamex Lavin AQ (204) to Leah Luttah (204) Kabare. Love you more thanks. Expect more.Carol (304)vidhu sec.to stella (304)kabare,friends are like shoes,some

loose,some tyt,sam fit just right tohelp u as u walk thru difficul-ties.thanx 4 being my size.Brayo (204)Njoro 2 Mitchelle(404), my love is unbreakable.4 u age is just a no.

QuabbzNelly (404) to Oscar and Alex Mac Bee (404)Y’all peeps have gone dup! wea r U?? I miss you!Mwix (404) to Kevo (404) PatchI jus miss ua pres-ence!Barbara (404) to Saha (404) AQWassup, miss ya bigtym!!Ida (204) to Anto (404) DitchezAki nimekuhata vizii, stay fly.Zena (204) to Miguel (404) JahmuLong tym no talk! Break da silence. Miss ya bigtym.Cynthia Mwash (304)

to Sammy Ongash (304) TexasStop killing me with the silence you’ll make me go mad. I miss you!Nelly (404) to Edu, Karis, Sanchez, Gman and Broz (404) UppahI love you all. Y’all don’t know how much you mean to me!! Miss you!Winnie Mumbi (304) to Sheila Wambui (104) Mary Immacu-lateHope high school is what you expected and you are enjoying it. Luv you and miss you and pliz chop hard.Nembu Big UpsHildavan (304) to Alfred Makwabe (204) UppahMiss ya big! Hildavan (304) to Issack Hussein (404) Ridgeways.Miss ya and luv you so muchSophie Mitto (304) to Marcus Githua (304)

Its been too long.Sophie Mitto (304) to Frank ChondeSema Frank, long time no see miss ya big tym.Primerose (304) to Nelly – Millan (404) KathianiAlways treasured. Miss you big.Deno (204) to Lynn Wambui (204) Hu-ruma GeeMiss you a lot cutieWambugu (204) to Farida Wacera (204) Karoti galzGal, I’m missin u a lot. Kiss via the mail, mwaaah!Haleem (204) Changez to Darvin Ocholla (204) QuabbzMissing you bigLumbasi Joseph (Mux Bee) to Linet (St. Mary’s Sosio)I miss you baiby I need you ryt by by ma syd.Bonnie (404) Mux Bee to Rina (304) KGUr so xquisite. Pas-sion ya n il always b

dreamin 4 UAnastacia (304) to Marley (404) Tala HighAlways in my heart manBrian (Sigalame) to Lister (St. Agnes Shibuye)Cuzo miss you bigBirdgal to Badman (404)Watch every step I take, every move I make, every single day, every tym I pray, al b missing youIvy (304) to David (304) Mang’uFor me to say this means u r truly special. Thanx for coming into my life at the ryt moment. I miss you.Brian (304) Sigalame to Becky (304) ButereGal miss you big long time not seen.Harry Potter (304) Easich to Cory (304) Parky AryaIf friendship was a gamble then ours is a safe bet friends forever.

Babbz (404) to Nyash (404) PatchNakupenda sana bro

neMBU gee Winnie Mumbi (304) to Daphnie Wanjiku (404) Shiners GeeYou are one in a zillion and da best siz in tha world. Chop hard and know that I miss you and that our mail box still exists. Luv ya.Ms. Nembu 09’ – 10’ (304) to all Uppahi-llians (404)Mob mapenzi y’all.Sophie Mitto (304) to Ken Orwa (304)Wassup! We gonna fly highSophie Mitto (304) to Edwin Ochieng’ (304)Hi Edu, have a fab tymSophie Mitto (304) to Mwangi Kaminju (304)I’ve got lingua for you.Cate Lila (304) to Eric Tura (304)Hi why da silence. Have a fab time.

Aphline (304) to Bos-ton (304) Maranda High.To me u are a diamond that is rare to findPrimerose (304) to all Lukenya G chiqs (404)Kanja T.H.S (204)Sema! Just thought it wise to break the silence. Missing you like crazy dear.Fortune Olskul (304) to Maryanne Lorreto Kiambu (304) I hope this is love beyond trust.Bonie Ditchez, Esther 204 bishop Gatimu,no matter the distance you are still in my heart, love u.Paul to Hilda (404) Icaciri. I would stand in the longest queue just to give you a bonquet of red roses,I love you.Kevoh(304) Ditchez to Carol(304) StephJoy, love is not love with-out you.Smooze (304)Ditchez to Rosemary(304)

hawa girl you make me fall in love.Kevoh (304) Ditchez to Cynthia (304) Statoe luv u big.Mawira (304) Nyeri hae 2 wanjiru(304) kabare girlz, we`ve gat paint: lets add a brush and make love colourful…I love youCollo(204) to Beth(304) Ch-inga Gee.if u were a flower,I wld weed round u,water u and neva pik u bt watch u as u blossom into a beautiful spring flower,I love you…Ivy (204) Quabbz to Nicko(304) Ditchez,I wish I culd but I love you more than you can imagine.Rei Khainga(204) Boma to Don Moola(204)Nyeri hae.Bbe u gat me in an infatuated state of mind.lolest.Bill (404)2 Tabbie (404): u r exquisite can’t help luvin u honey.

Is Judge Ian on TV the same as Ian Mbugua I would meet on the streets? Hmmm, that’s like

asking Craig David whether he is the same as James Bond! Judge Ian is a character played by Ian Mbugua! The only thing they have in common is that they believe in saying it like they see it! I don’t sugarcoat my observations. I may not necessarily be right, but what I say is what I feel.I get very amused when some people do not watch the reality show TPF because they want to see talent but because they want to hear what Judge Ian thinks. I am there to voice what I feel regarding contestants talent. I am

entitled to MY own opinion (which is very

awesome). Everyone has an opinion so I don’t understand why mine is sooooo important! Tsk tsk!I feel sorry for some contestants that I lash at. I feel sorry that no one had the guts to tell them that before they entered the competition! Don’t they have true friends who can tell them the truth? Many are lied to by friends and relatives who tell them they can sing when they obviously can’t!TPF All Stars is a completely different show! It will not feature any live performances or in-house judges. The public will judge. So this is your chance to be Judge Ian from your couch at home.If you think theatre is your calling wake up and smell the coffee! Forget about theatre as a full-time career for now. Concentrate on your studies or current career first and do plays only as a hobby! We have not reached the stage where Kenyans are ready to accept the arts as viable professions. When this happens, and the public is ready to support theatre, then and only then can you consider it.

Take 5Fav Food:My next meal Fav Author: NoneFav Movie: NoneFav Artist: NoneMy Style is: My style is….Tell it like I see it!

TPF 4 Diva Paleki turned down her offer to be in the TPF All Stars that is coming to the screens soon. The lady from the Nile has just released her new single dubbed ‘Niliandika’ produced by 8-Mile record s and claimed she was very busy to take up such a role. She has managed to loose the tweng in this track and her Swahili is off the hingez! Music to the ears.

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PIcHARAzzIAND 1

When i grow up ama be a baller

With my eyes closed

We love ballersMc loose th head towel

Street ballers

Paul got sum cop love

Say CheeseKenya can play rough tooAnd1 tatoo exhibition

Slam Dunk No 10Nonini and Dj Stylez in the building

Mike Muturi is so hot sauceNo 10 cASE OF THE 10

So the organizers for the tournament And1 thought they could freeze the Sniper and some other media personalities until they noticed that The Sniper was indeed a friend to the And1 family. They had two arenas for the two most awaited games for last Sato evening. The Sniper of course has major love for the local No 12 who has proven that playing for Strath is just not enough and is now part of the official National Sprite Team, but hey, make some noise for And1’s number 10. Which planet did this cat came from; with dunks so crazy the crowds were forced to jolt into the court. The mightiest slum was when he made a dunk, held on to the rim for almost 15 seconds before doing a double somersault in the air before landing. Fifree (50) who has been the icon in And1 for the longest of time better

up his game coz number 10 Du Pui from France is off the hinges. The cheeky fellaz from this clique were of course No 3 who despite being promoted by And1 was wearing Reebok sneakers and their Mc who will be receiving a call from room service as he had a Sarova Hotel towel on his head. However, we still have to appreciate No 15, Paul from Uganda for making the rest of the world know that peeps from the motherland can also jump. Word!

MISS NESTEA kENYAThe four super hot Susan Onyango representing Githurai, Asha Bashir representing Kisii, Esther Gathoni Mukuhi representing Nakuru and Vivianne Cherono representing Eldoret will battle other recruits to fight it out for Nestea Miss World Kenya house. Coming to TV soon.

SNIPPETS

Vivian Cherono

Miss Nestea finalists

Hype man DNG was the MC

Esther Mukuhi

Asha Bashir

MISS NESTEA

MORE FANTA LESS SERIOUS

iQru Dallah and Jimmy chill with Kisii Lastborn

Kisii Hae shake what they gat

Chini kwa chini eh! Mc Wal gets him spinning I won a Fanta tank top y’all!Nyabururu do the Migingo

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Word Play

Answer B**** SLANG CORNER

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Lately, Basketball has become the new football and with all the frenzy in the air; be it coz of the And1 team rocking last weekend or the win by Dallas Maverick’s during the NBA champions finals. We asked our face book sports lovers if they felt like any of the new top cats in basketball had reached the skill status of the legendary king Michael Jordan. This is what some felt…

Joint: Girls Who Run This WorldArtist: Beyonce

ARE YOU SURE?Word:Kove Meaning: Dude/boyOrigin: Moi Gee LDAs used in a sentence:Maze kuna kove wa Highie ameshikwa na phone chuo akapigwa sus!

ConneCtHi Bitch,

I am a diehard fan of Nicki Minaj and currently crushing on her like crazy. Do you happen to know her FB names or even email? I really want to get personal with her and dig in as much info about her as I can. Hook a bro up yo!

Ken

Dear Ken,

Instead of digging in her life to no avail, why don’t you start by digging garbage outta your room! Check out her pic without make-up; hit me up if you still want her details. Loser!

AB

Dear Bitch,

Out of curiosity, how much are you paid for being this nasty? Must be loads of cash otherwise you would not be doing it at all. Spill

if you are rich and connected as you claim.

Mercy

Lawd have mercy! How again will this help reduce the degree of stupidity in your head?

AB

Ssup Bitch,

Have you heard that the horrible Miss Kenya thingy is starting again? Seriously where do they get these mamaz? I see hot chics around but never get to see them on such show. Just say I am right bitch, I know you wanna!

Joed

Dear Joed,

Sorry, I don’t diss animals!

AB

Tifon wear Mike Okoth, John Mo, Mike Mwiruri, Samuel WanjiruKaranja philip No! Never, Lebron thinks his close but he can keep on dreaming. The closest are dwayne wade and KobeDexter De Willie No debate here, Kobe's juz giving him a run 4 his money!austin pascal Allen Iverson did him with a killer crossoversimon helda simms King Lebron James is not dreaming. Pippen

is the one who said he has reached not James so do not accuse James. Kobe Bryant, baado. Jordan took his team to finals. Has Kobe done that?shannah latimar Lo-loh Maseno school a person called Samuel Odera and Ronnieandy saw NEVER EVER! MJ was extremely creative. No one today can hang mid-air like him; Kobe and Lebron are much taller. He simply was and will be the best there ever was n will be.hiram njiru Kiranya Dirk Nowitzki is stealing the shows!!

Girls, we run this motha (yeah!) x4GIRLS!

Who run the world? Girls! x4Who run this motha? Girls! x4Who run the world? Girls! x4

[ Verse 1]

Some of them men think they freak this like we doBut no they don'tMake your cheques come at the neck,Disrespect us no they won't

Boy don't even try to touch thisBoy this beat is crazyThis is how they made meHouston, Texas babyThis goes out to all my girlsThat's in the club rocking the latestWho will buy it for themselves and get more money later

I think I need a barberNone of these ** can fade meI’m so good with this,I remind you I’m so hood with this

Boy I’m just playing, come here babyHope you still like me, ** pay me

My persuasion can build a nationEndless power, our love we can devourYou'll do anything for me

[Chorus]

Who run the world? Girls! x4Who run this motha? Girls! x4Who run the world? Girls! x4

[Verse 2]

It's hot up in hereDJ don't be scared to run this, run this backI'm repping for the girls who taking over the worldHave me raise a glass for the college grads

Anyone rolling I'll let you know what time it isYou can't hold meI broke my 9 to 5 and copped my chequeThis goes out to all the women getting it in,Get on your grindTo the other men that respect what I doPlease accept my shine

Boy you know you love itHow we're smart enough to make these millionsStrong enough to bare the children

Then get back to businessSee, you better not play meDon't come here babyHope you still like me** pay me!

[Bridge]

My persuasion can build a nationEndless powerOur love we can devourYou'll do anything for me

[Chorus]

Who run the world? Girls! x4Who run this motha? Girls! x4Who run the world? Girls! x4

Who are we? What we run? The world (who run this motha, yeah) Who are we? What we run? The world (who run this motha, yeah) Who are we? What do we run? We run the world! (who run this motha, yeah)Who are we? What we run? We run the worldWho run the world? Girls