“you and me baby, ain't nothing but mammals...”

Semantics Roxanne Kehr

To all couples who snuggle in the Campus Center: everyone hates you.

The Big Bad World Gordon Brown

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Conspiticy Theory Medi & Kali

I pretty much have the memory span of a goldfish when I get nervous.

Room 500 Beth Knight & Laura Stockdale

Stupid 3 to 1 ratio...

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Steve, the Insensitive Reindeer Trip

“To be continued...?”

Non-descript Katie Parry

Never trust a romantic with a scalpel.

cough MLE

The Man With a Hat on His Finger Harold Beardington

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No, But Seriously Izzy Higdon

What does happen to all those dissected specimens?

I Can Whine All The Time Anonymiffed

Misadventures of the Myriad The Gadflies

“You'll never know unless you try.”

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Little Pieces Allison Wolfer

“I mean, I do love the snow--uh oh, did I just fall in love?”

One of the Guys Carli Anderson

Sad Boss Comics Luke Doty

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Eat your heart out, Bon Jovi.

Anthropophrenzy Bobby Mauger & Jim Vitale

Hello, you utter stunner of a person!

Did you get a haircut, or am I just making weak

conversation? You did? Thank goodness! Well, this box of

chocolates is for you, except by “chocolates” I mean “comics”

and by “box” I mean “stapled series of dead tree slices” and

by “of” I do actually mean “of.” Happy Valentine’s Day, you

lovely soul you.

I must say, it is difficult to retrieve my eyes from the abyss of

yours, and I can’t get enough of your fiery lips, and the way

your hair tousles just so around your demon horns, it sets my

heart ablaze. In fact--forgive me if this is too forward--may I

immortalize your visible essence in pictoral form? A caricature,

if you will. Please, if you would be my subject, meet me this

afternoon. In the Campus Center. From 3 to 6. Other flatterers

will be present to engage your likeness on paper. The

Counseling Office calls it the Stress Fair, but I like to think of it

as our personal little tête-à-tête.

Smarmily,

Leah

Editor’s Panel

Leah Doty Editor Emily Marie Morrow (MLE) Co-Editor Laura Stockdale Treasurer Roxanne Kehr Distributor John Rhett Faculty Advisor

Double-You Double-You Jay Dee Evan Yeong

Mark 12:31

With Apologies to the Mature Leah Doty

“Can we dance now?” “YOU'RE NOT READY, we haven't even covered syncopation.”