Culture is weird.

Semantics Roxanne Kehr

Also depicted: the job market for English majors...

The Big Bad World Gordon Brown

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Room 500 Beth Knight & Laura Stockdale

Non-descript Katie Parry

“The weather outside is frightful, and classes are so delightful....” err. uhmm.

cough MLE

--food?

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Steve, the Insensitive Reindeer Trip

Steve is definitely knitting, and not performing genital vivisection on himself. Why ever would you think otherwise?

Apples and Axes Dray

Mega Packs are the greatest thing to have happened in the history of dried meats.

Sad Boss Comics Luke Doty

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Oops Katie Parry

That's what the middle's for.

What Evolution Forgot Wesley Payette

“Royals” is by Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O'Conner. A song I am particularly fond of.

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Little Pieces Allison Wolfer

Rough translation: “Thanks be to God.” Thank you so much to the Junior that decoded the mumble language for me!

No But Seriously Izzy Higdon

And the Leisure Studies majors sit there toying with their carabiners.

Freshman Friendship Struggles Whit

We wants it, we needs it. Must have the Precious.

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Misadventures of the Myriad The Gadflies

Now what did we learn from this?

The Man With a Hat on His Finger Harold Beardington

In the Public Eye Arië Naitya

“He's not my pickle. I found him that way!”

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Valiant compatriots,

Purple? Or gold? Whatever your affinity, we at The Drawing

Board are rooting for you and your team with the best

bipartisan goodwill. You are so gonna win. We just know it.

As it happens, this week also brings two very special guest

comics. Firstly, let us chuckle together at the thoroughly

fictional invention by the illustrious Izzy Higdon on page six.

Then, four comics later, we will find ourselves stunned by the

lavatorial ponderings of one esoteric Arië Naitya.

You too, diligent reader of comics and comic-related blurbs,

can join the elite ranks of these funny little ragamuffins, simply

by sending your submissions to CPO 100 or leah.doty14. We will

be waiting. We are very patient.

Hey, while we’re chatting, we just want to wish you,

personally, a happy Thursday. Just a really good day is what we

want you to have. Let us know how it goes.

Colorfully,

Leah

Editor’s Panel Anthropophrenzy Bobby Mauger & Jim Vitale

Leah Doty Editor Emily Marie Morrow (MLE) Co-Editor Laura Stockdale Treasurer Roxanne Kehr Distributor John Rhett Faculty Advisor

With Apologies to the Mature Leah Doty

for those people

Double-You Double-You Jay Dee Evan Yeong

Matthew 6:34