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V O L U M E X L I I I N E W B E R G , O R E G O N , J U N E 7, 1932 N U M B E R 15

Class of '32 Receives Sheepskins

Dr. G. Tolson Delivers Address

C o m m e n c e m e n t exerc ises for the c lass of 11132 were held in Woorl-Mar Hal l , Tuesday morn ing , J u n e 7. Dr . Tolson of Berke ley , California, a Pacific college g i a d u a t e of 1897, del ivered the com­m e n c e m e n t address .

P r e v i o u s to t h e del ivery of t h e ad­dress , P ro fesso r Hul l p layed two p i ano solos. P r e s i d e n t P e n n i n g t o n then in­t roduced t h e s p e a k e r w h o d iscus t t h e problem t h a t faces every college s tu­dent a t g r a d u a t i o n , the choice be tween becoming an acquis i t ive m e m b e r of so­c ie ty o r one w h o is of serv ice by help­ing o the r s In a Chr i s t i an m a n n e r . H e s t i e s t the fact t ha t the p r e s e n t bas is of t h e economic world is t h e acqu is i t ive ins t inc t and compet i t ion . H e s ta ted al­so t h a t every profession should be a holy one and should be so considered by a n y o n e e n t e r i n g it . w

At t h e close of the addres s P ro fesso r Hul l p layed a 'cello solo, " T h e D r e a m of the A'irgin." H e w a s accompan ied a t t h e p iano by Cons tance Lewis .

P r e s e n t a t i o n of degrees by P r e s . Pen­n ing ton followed the mus ica l se lect ion. Deg ree s of B a c h e l o r of Ai t s w e r e award ­ed to E l i zabe th Had ley , Dor i s Get t -m a n n , D o r o t h e a Nordyke , and Lincoln W i r t . E l i n o r W h i p p l e received t h e de­gree of Bache lo r of Science. L a V e r n e H u t c h e n s , w h o is comple t ing h e r course in t h r e e y e a r s , will receive h e r degree of B a c h e l o r of A r t s a few d a y s la ter . S h e is g r a d u a t i n g wi th an unusua l l y h igh scholas t ic record.

Fo l lowing t h e confe r r ing of degrees , t h e j u n i o r a n d sen ior a w a r d s were pre­sented . T h e j u n i o r a w a r d went to Den­nis McGui re . Honorab l e men t ion w a s g iven L o y d e Osburn for o u t s t a n d i n g c h a r a c t e r and ach ievemen t , and high scho la r sh ip .

T h e sen ior award , w a s given to Dor i s G e t t m a n n w h o won wi th one-third of a point ove r E l i n o r W h i p p l e .

T h e a v e r a g e scho la r sh ip of bo th the j u n i o r and sen io r c lasses w a s comment ­ed on as be ing very h igh .

S T U D E N T S D I S C U S S A T H L E T I C S S t u d e n t Chapel of May 20 w a s de­

voted to a discussion of a th le t i c s by Don L a i i m e r and d i e t Weed . Don Lar­imer leviewed briefly t h e accomplish­m e n t s of the P . C. football t e am d u r i n g the last s eason . H e lamented t h e fact t ha t some of the best p l a y e r s were obliged to d rop ou t ear ly in the s ea son t h u s se i iously h a n d i c a p p i n g t h e suc­cess of the t eam in the e n c o u n t e i s t h a t followed. H e sa id t h a t an a t t e m p t a t football would be m a d e aga in next y e a r and t h a t he hoped a be t t e r showing would t h e n be m a d e for the school.

(Continued on p a g e two)

DR. L. W I R T A D D R E S S E S CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATIONS

Pres iden t P e n n i n g t o n delivered t h e b i . ' c a l a u r e a t e se rmon for the c lass of '32 a t the F r i e n d s c h u r c h , S u n d a y ! morn ing , J u n e 5.

Dr . Lincoln W i r t , Sr., w a s t h e speak­er for the a n n u a l combined Y. M. C. A. and Y. W . C. A. m e e t i n g a t the F r i e n d s chu rch , S u n d a y evening , J u n e 5. T h e th ree essent ia l po in t s which he empha ­sized in his addres s w e r e :

(1) Love y o u r A l m a Mate r . (2) B e t r u e to t h e t r ad i t ions of t h e

F r i e n d s . (3) E m p h a s i z e t h e " C h r i s t i a n " in Y.

M. C. A. and Y. W . C. A. Dr . W i r t out l ined the a d v a n t a g e s to

be gained in a t t e n d i n g a smal l college. These a d v a n t a g e s were said to consis t of t h e efficient i n s t ruc t ion u n d e r per­sonal supervis ion of the facu l ty obtain­able t he re , t h e c h a r a c t e r bui ld ing ma­te r ia l s wh ich the s t u d e n t e n c o u n t e r s t he re , and the f r iendships w h i c h the s t u d e n t can m a k e .

A l t h o Dr . W i r t does no t belong t o t h e Society of F r i e n d s , he does bel ieve in the i r p r inc ip les of to lerance , race equa l i ty , and world peace .

T w o special mus ica l n u m b e r s were p resen ted : a solo s u n g by Veldon Di-men t , " B e T h e r e W i t h M e " and a ne­g r o sp i r i tua l s u n g by Denn i s McGuire , " W e i e You T h e r e W h e n T h e y Cruci­fied My L o r d . "

T h e m e e t i n g w a s in c h a r g e of Cur t i s Morse, P r e s i d e n t of the Y. M. C. A.

S E N I O R S P R E S E N T TWO P L A Y S Senioi class-day ac t iv i t ies were s t aged

in Wood-Mar Hal l , Monday evening , J u n e 6, before a pack t house . The pro g r a m consis ted of mus ica l selections, t h e senioi c lass profesy, and two one-ac t p lays , "Good Medic ine" by Arnold and B u r k e , and " T h e Gri l l " by J o h n s ­ton.

C o n t r a r y to the usua l c u s t o m and to the expec ta t ions of m a n y , Old Bru in failed to s h o w up . The reason given by the sen iors for h is absence w a s t h a t he had accidenta l ly d rowned whi le va­ca t ion ing a t Twin Rocks .

The d isp leasure due to th is , manifes t ­ed itself in var ious w a y s .

CLASSES CHANGE POSITIONS: A T H L E T I C A W A R D S GIVEN

GRACE MASON D E L E G A T E TO S E A B E C K C O N F E R E N C E

M A I N POINTS O F STORY G I V E N Prof. Hu l l gave a n o t h e r ta lk , May

23, exp la in ing the wr i t ing of s h o r t sto­r ies . H e reviewed briefly his p rev ious t a lk of May 16, g iv ing added de ta i l s and h u m o r o u s i l lus t ra t ions . In sum­m a r y , t h e essent ia l e l e m e n t s of eve ry shoi t s t o ry were s t a t e d by Prof. H u l l , to be as follows: (1) A t h e m e ; (2) Con-flict; (3) Only those c h a r a c t e r s which a r e absolu te ly essent ia l to the s to ry : (4) Act ion; (5) A definite end ing ; (0) D r a m a t i c ac t ion .

Grace Mason , p res iden t of t h e Y. W . C. A., h a s been chosen a s a del lgate to the Y. W . C. A. Seabeck conference, J u n e 18 to 28. H e r expenses a t t h e con­ference will be paid wi th t h e m o n e y wh ich w a s raised for t h i s pu rpose by popu la r subsc r ip t ion .

P E R I S H O G I V E S A D D R E S S Professor P e r i s h o del ivered t h e com­

m e n c e m e n t a d d r e s s a t t h e C a m a s Val­ley h igh school F r i d a y evening , May 20. " L o o k i n g T h r u K n o t H o l e s " w a s the subject of h is addres s In wh ich he a t t a c k t t h e t e n d e n c y of people t o view t h e world t h r u a res t r ic ted vision.

RICKETTS W E D S MISS B I N F O R D Miss E s t h e r Binford and Mr. Irvln

R i c k e t t s were mar r i ed T h u r s d a y af ter­noon, J u n e 9, a t t h e home of Mr. and Mrs . C. L. Conover . T h e ce remony , which took place on the front l awn, w a s cha rac te r i zed by the u t m o s t s impl ic i ty and s incer i ty . The bride and groom, as­s i s ted by Mr. and Mrs . W . W . Si lver and Mr. and Mrs . C. L. Conover , greet ­ed the g u e s t s upon t h e i r a r r iva l .

" I n Deep W o o d s " by McDowell a n d "To the R i s ing S u n " by Tor jussen , bo th beaut i ful ly played by P a u l i n e Ter re l l , b r o u g h t a qu ie t so lemni ty to t h e pic­t u r e s q u e l i t t le g roup sea t ed u n d e r t h e oaks . Mrs . H u b e r t E . A r m s t r o n g s a n g impress ive ly " I n t h e Garden of Happ i -

(Cont inued on p a g e four)

F r i d a y , J u n e 3, w a s move-up and a w a r d s day . Fo l lowing a p p r o p r i a t e re-m a i k s by P r e s i d e n t P e n n i n g t o n , each class moved up to the sect ion of t h e Chapel occupied by t h e c lass a y e a r older. T h e sen iors w e r e obliged to t a k e the e x t r e m e f ron t row.

T h e h ighes t awa rd , s w e a t e r s , we re given to Denn i s McGuire a n d E l i n o r Whipp le . L e t t e r s in the va r ious spo r t s were received by the following:

F O O T B A L L — Car l Sandoz, D e n n i s McGuire . I rv in R ick f t t s , Don L a r i m e r , T o m H o w a r d , C h e s t e r Weed , E u g e n e Coffin, Wi l l i am Pos t , Car l W i t h e r s , Br i t -ton Smi th , H a r r y Chr is t ie , Cu r t i s Morse.

B A S K E T B A L L — C a r l Sandoz, T o m H o w a r d , Rona ld H u t c h e n s , D e n n i s Mc­Guire , E u g e n e Coffin.

T E N N I S — E u g e n e Coffin, Mar ion De Vine, Loyde Osburn , Denn i s McGui re .

T R A C K — C a r l Sandoz, Ches t e r Weed , Ronald H u t c h e n s , C u r t i s Morse .

G I R L S ' B A S K E T B A L L — D o r i s Gett­m a n n , Win i f red W o o d w a r d , E l i n o r Whipp le , D o r o t h y McMichael , Dor i s Kive t t .

V O L L E Y B A L L — E l i n o r Whipp l e , E l izabe th Had ley , Dor i s G e t t m a n n , Win ­ifred W o o d w a r d , D o r o t h e a Nordyke , Doro thy McMichael .

H I K I N G — J o s e p h i n e Smi th , E s t h e r Mueller , G a r n e t Guild, Dor i s K i v e t t , D o r o t h e a Mueller .

F o r e n s i c a w a r d s w e n t to I r v i n Rick­e t t s for pa r t i c ipa t ion in t h e Old L i n e ora tor ica l con tes t and to Veldon Di-m e n t for par t i c ipa t ion in t h e a f te r din­ne r s p e a k i n g contes t .

Music Dept. Presents Final Concert

First of Commencement Program

C o m m e n c e m e n t ac t iv i t ies th i s y e a r be­gan wi th t h e p resen ta t ion of t h e an­nua l mus ica l conce i t by the d e p a r t m e n t of mus ic , S a t u r d a y evening , J u n e 4. The p r o g r a m consis ted mos t ly of p iano and vocal se lect ions and was per formed by a g r o u p of t en inc lud ing P ro fe s so r Hul l , seven of whom were college s t u d e n t s .

Fo l lowing is the comple te p r o g r a m : Pol ish Dance—Mar jo r i e Lewis , Alexan­

d e r Hul l . Neg ro Spi r i tua l s—Del ia Hanvi l le . C h a r a c t e r i s t i c P iece for Two P i a n o s —

Winif red W o o d w a r d , A lexande r Hul l . T h e S inging Lesson—El izabe th Hadley ,

Loyde Osburn . Neg ro Sp i r i tua l—Dennis McGuire . B e a u t y in the Rose G a i d e n s , T h e Tail­

or and t h e Bea r—Cons tance Lewis . T h e Belfry of B r u g e s ,

Rec i t a t ion—Del ia Hanv i l l e P i ano—Alexande r H u l l

T h e W h i t e Road W e s t w a r d , F r i e n d o' Mine—Veldon Dimen t .

Rondo for Two P ianos—Wini f red Wood­ward, A lexander Hul l .

S ing Me To Sleep, Due t—Del ia Hanvi l l e , Lincoln W i r t 'Cel lo—Alexander Hul l P i a n o — L o y d e Osburn

The Rovers , M a r y Dear , T h e Yea r s a t the Spr ing , Sunset—-Loyde Osburn .

Gavo t t e for T w o P ianos—Cons t ance Lewis , A lexander Hul l

GOLD P HOLDS B A N Q U E T T h e Gold L e t t e r Club B a n q u e t , o ther ­

wise called the Gold P P o w W o w , w a s held last F r i d a y e v e n i n g in t h e d i n i n g rooms of t h e F r i e n d s C h u r c h . About e ighteen b r ave w a r r i o r s and t h e i r s q u a w s f eas t ed a t t h e b a n q u e t table In a l endezvous decora ted w i t h b r igh t In­dian robes and b l anke t s , whi l e soft m u ­sic and the s p a r k l i n g tril l of b i rds float­ed gen t ly in f rom t h e d i s t ance .

W h e n a p p e t i t e s were satisfied, B ig Chief C o a c h u m S t r o n g A r m gree ted the assembly wi th a h e a r t y " H o w ! " and called the Council to order . H i s fellow w a r r i o r s r e t u r n e d t h e g ree t ing , add ing an occasional " a n d h o w " for good m e a s u r e . Several noble chiefs laid as ide the i r na t i ve s tol idi ty and del ivered ex tended s p e e c h e s in an effort to dis­play the i r wit and c ra f t iness . Some of

(Cont inued on p a g e four)

Y. W. C. A. GIVES T E A A s i lver tea, sponsored by the Y. W .

C. A., w a s given Tuesday , May 24, a t the h o m e of D. A. H a r t . T h e follow­ing p r o g r a m w a s p resen ted :

P i a n o solo, "To Spr ing"—Wini f red W o o d w a r d .

Vocal solo, " S o m e w h e r e a Voice is Cal l ing"—Del ia Hanvi l le .

Read ing , " A u t u m n in Oregon"—Veva G a r r e t t .

Piano-Accordion solo, " W h i s p e r i n g H o p e " — E l i n o r W h i p p l e .

Vocal solos, " T h a t ' s the Sleepy Hol­low T u n e " a n d "Sa i l ing T h r o u g h " — Mrs. F r a n k Colcord.

N e a r l y s ix ty women a t tended t h e tea . Mrs . Macy and Miss Mary Su t ton of­ficiated a t t h e t ea table, t h e g u e s t s be­ing gree ted a t the door by Grace Ma­son, t h e Y. W . pres ident .

SENIOR M E N CONDUCT M E E T I N G T r u e to a good old t radi t ion of P . C ,

t h e senior men of the presen t yea r con­ducted the final m e e t i n g of t h e Y. M. C. A., M a y 25. T h e p r o g r a m consis ted of a vocal solo and a s to ry , Acres of Diamonds . Lincoln B . W i r t w a s t h e sen iors In cha rge .

N E W - S T U D E N T S COMMITTEE M A D E Pro fe s so r s Per i sho , Conover, and Gul-

ley were appo in ted to form a commit ­tee for t h e solici tat ion of new s t u d e n t s in order to fill the v a c a n c y c r e a t e d by t h e res igna t ion of E . C. N e w b e r r y .

T h e rel igions of t h e wor ld a r e t h e e j acu la t ions of a few i m a g i n a t i v e m e n . — E m e r s o n .

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Published bi-woekly during the college year by the Student Body of Pacific College, Newberg, Oregon.

Walter Konigin, '35 Burton Frost, '34

Bhvood Ejrelston '35 ....

STAFF .....Editor

Circulation Manaeer

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Lincoln "Wirt

_.V. M r. A.

LaVerne Hutchens T. "W*. C. A.

. International Relations

THE SPIRIT OF JUNE Miss Lillie Parrish, Newberg high

school graduate of 1929, became the bride of Stanley Kendall, P. C. grad­uate of 1929, at the Friends church, Sunday, May 29.

Miss Wilma Evans, former P. C. stu­dent, prominent in athletics, was mar­ried last Sunday, June 5, to Gerald Bak­er of Wilsonville at the Evans home. Among the notables present were Pres­ident and Mrs. Pennington, Mrs. Irvin Ricketts (the former Miss Esther Bin-ford of Pacific college), and Professor

| Lewis. The latter sang two numbers, "At Dawning" and "Because."

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AUF WIEDERSEHEN School is over and Farewells have been said. To those of

us who will not return again to Pacific college there will remain but a memory, more or less lasting, of the school itself, of the students, the dorm fellows, and of the faculty. Unless we meet again, there will be no way of proving, even to ourselves, that we have ever really been to such a place as P. C.—providing that we have not been influenced materially by the contact. Whether we have or not, depends greatly on the effort that we have ex­pended. ••

How many of us, we wonder, will carry the stamp of Pacific college ?

The wedding of Miss Nina Northrup and Charles Post, both of whom were former Pacific college students, occur­red last Sunday, June 5, at the New­berg Methodist church. For one of the musical numbers Veldon Diment sang "Oh Promise Me", being accompanied at the piano 'by Professor Hull.

Miss Esther Binford and Miss Mil­dred Michener were showered with lin­en gifts at Kanyon Hall Saturday, May 21. Hostesses were Grace Mason, La Verne Hutchens, Bernice Coppock, and Veva Garrett.

For the easiest shave and most up-to-date haircut—

Go To

James McGuire Opposite the Post Office

LICENSE IN SPELLING There has been evidence of misunderstanding on the part of

some as to the standard of spelling, if any exists, which The Cres­cent has employed for the last several issues. We hasten to inform them that, as diligently as practicable, all simplified spelling forms used were verified in Funk & Wagnalls New Standard Dictionary. No attempt has been made to adopt all the forms that are there authorized, but great care has been taken in using no form which it does not include.

Special attention should be directed to the only correct au­thorized spelling of the following words: thought, bought, and nought. Since these words have not been simplified officially, they must be spelt as authorized. However, the following words have been authorized and their use recommended: enuf, laf, lafter, prof-ct, fenomenon, fonograf, etc.

As to other simplified spellings adopted by The Crescent, no change has been made except in the past tense of verbs ending in ed, the ed being dropt, in most cases, and a t substituted.

THE PRICE OF CIVILIZATION The plain truth is, we all have some-,

thing the matter with us. Perfect health is practically nonexistant among adults. We are housed in bodies which were designed for an entirely different plan of life. Even our erect posture I is contrary to our physical mechanics. With every year of our development the conflict between our method of life and our bodily equipment is bound to in­crease. And what does this lead to? It leads tp disease, of course; and dis­ease is the price we pay for civiliza-tlon.

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ARE YOU FAT? If so, don't worry. A profound re­

search by a Japanese student has dis­closed that few fat people ever commit criminal acts, and that those who do, [ can easily be reformed. The same | study revealed that most criminals are slender.

Curiously, the announcement by the Japanese student is confirmed by Shakespeare. He wrote: "Let me have men about me that are fat; sleek-head­ed men, and' such as sleep o' nights: ' yon Cassius has a lean and hungry look; he thinks too much: such men ; are dangerous."

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My, how good it will feel for the Freshmen this summer to be able to boast to their little brothers and sisters that they've been in college for a whole year. But will there be any change noticeable about them? Emphatically NO! Not in any sense of the word.

Familiarity breeds contempt, to be sure, but to apply this to an intimate acquaintance of college life such as we have re­ceived, we would put it milder by saying that it certainly takes the glamour out of the prospect of a second year of it.

SEABECK DISCUST "Seabeck" was the topic of discus­

sion of the Y. W. C. A. meeting. May 25. A few glimpses of the conference were given and some of the leading is­sues scheduled for discussion at the conference were explained. The meet­ing was made interesting by the show­ing of snapshots taken on the grounds of Seabeck. Dorothea Mueller and El­inor Whipple were in charge of the singing while the meeting was led by Veva Garrett.

J. L. VAN BLARICOM & CO. Is the Place of

Good Eats at Right Prices Phone Green 114

We wonder whether there is equally as much disillusionment in being a senior as there is in looking at one.

How queer one's head feels immediately after exams. Sorta like a vacuum.

It is evidence of an abnormal mental state to belong to a cult, according to Dr. W. S. Taylor. Such affiliation re­veals simplicity, mental inertia, the ten­dency to follow leaders and crowds, and lack of critical faculty, especially ex­perimental.

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STUDENTS DISCUSS ATHLETICS (Continued from page one)

The results of the track activities of this spring were reviewed by Chet Weed. He disclosed the fact that Pacific has some genuinely good track men in its

midst who need to be called' forth to win their school more honors.

During the course of his talk he gave demonstrations of shot put heaving, jav­elin throwing, discus hurling, hur­dling and pole vaulting as they should be done. Mr. Weed, too, exprest op-

Prof. Perisho: "First I'll take some sulfuric acid then I'll take some ar­senic."

John Niswonger: "That would be a good idea."

They condemn what they do not un­derstand.—Cicero.

timism In next year's athletic activi­ties. He said he hoped all records would be broken by P. C. men next year.

Dr. Thos. W.Hester Physician and Surgeon

Brooks Bldg., next door to City Hall

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T H E C R E S C E N T PAGE THREB

FEATURES AND JOKES

MARRIED FOR LOVE

"You think they really married foi Jove?"

"Sure they did. He loved her beau­ty nnd she loved his money."

Prof. Wecsncr entering: office at 10 p. m.: "Whose there?"

Ignorant burglar: "Stand still and keep quiet. I'm looking for money."

Prof. Weesner: "Wait a minute and I'll help you search."

Sambo: "Ah wants a razah." Clerk: "Safety?"

SamlK): "No, sail. Ah wants it fo' social purposes."

People who drive coupes should psyk in the dark.

A couple of dorm fellows were carry­ing on a conversation when they were rudely interrupted by John Niswonger's singing(?). Not being able to endure the disturbance arty-longer, one of them shouted Indignantly: "Hey there! Don't you realize that it's absolutely impos­sible for anyone to carry on an intel­ligent conversation while you're sing­ing? '

John: "Sure I do. That's because I can't talk while singing."

P. C. campus proverb: A bird in the hand makes you thankful that cows don't fly.

"B'S" I think that I shall never see A "D" as lovely as a "B" . A " B " whose lounded form is prest Upon the grade book's lovely breast. "D's" are made by fools like me, But only God can make a "B" .

—Penn Chronicle.

A bachelor is a fellow who thinks twice before he acts and then doesn't licit.

Mule in the barnyard, lazy and sick; Boy with a pin at the end of a stick Steals up behind him as still- as a

mouse; Crepe on the door of the little boy's

house.

Me who lafs last may laf best, but he soon gets a reputation for being dum.

"How old are you?" inquired the visitor of his host's little son.

"That is a difficult question," answer­ed the young man, removing his spec­tacles and wiping them reflectively. "The latest personal survey available shows my psychological age to be 12, my moral age 4, my anatomical age 7, and my physiological age G. I sup­pose, however, that you refer to my chronological age, which is 8. Does that answer your question satisfac­torily?"

FISHY! A fishy old fisher named Fischer Fisht fish from the edge of a fissure; A fish, with a grin. Pulled the fisherman In; Now they're fishing the fissure for

Fischer.

Did not the destruction of Rome fol­low a period of decline in its govern­ment which led to ultimate disaster? Well, if that is so, tlien we have ample reason to fear for the security of the venerable Kanyon Hall whose govern­ment, we casually observe, has become ominously rlcketty.

But it is not reason that governs love. —Moliere.

It was Friday. June 3, and John Nis-wonger was actually leaving for home.

Walt: "Goodby John. Gee but I'm sorry to see you go."

John: "I wish I could say as much for you."

Walt: "You could if you were as big a liar as I am."

She had no principles, but O my, how she drew interest!

If you don't know how old-fashioned we are in the language we use, just consider some of the expressions that were compiled from the works of Shakespeare: "Dead as a doornail," "done me wrong," "a hell of a time," "beat it," "she falls for it," "not so hot," "I hope to frame thee," "how >ou do talk," and "if he fall for it, good night!"

If a college is an athletic center, then what is P. C ?

The Greeks Had a Word for Them! XZESPIO (born with wings)

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In the best families (or any others for the matter) that doesn't happen nowadays. Hence the United States Air Corps offeis some attractive Inducements to you college students for whom It has built a $10,000,000 institution at San Antonio, Texas, where they teach you to fly and while you are learning:

Pay you a salaiy of $75.00 per month. Pay your living expanses.

Supply you (free, of couise) with snappy, tailor made, sky blue uni­forms.

Grant you the social and military privileges of potential officers.

Pay your traveling expenses from your home to the new field at San Antonio. 700 men are taken in each year. The course requires a year to complete and includes over 200 hours of solo flying. Those who stay the full year are commissioned as Lieutenants in the Air Corps Reserve.

If you don't like the training you may resign at any time. For Ex­ample:

Should you stay three months and then resign you will receive $225.00 cash, your round trip expenses from your home to San Antonio, and about 50 hours of solo flying.

The service and associations of the Air Corps give its members a very real distinction and a very noticeable breadth and i>olse.

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A student: "Did you hear about the Lindbergh baby?"

Editor of Crescent: "What paper was it In?"

Evidently there is just as much coo­ing on the campus of P. C. as formerly, but perhaps much less billing ($).

THE SHOWDOWN He was seated in the parlor. And he said unto the light; Either you or I, old topper, Will be put right out tonight.

John: "I dreamt I died last night." Tom: "What woke you up?" John: "The heat."

In this age of necking and cosmetics about all a girl has time to do is kiss and make up.

The great flood was sent because of the large number of dirty people.

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"That bane a yoke on me," said the Swede as an egg spattered down his shirt.

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Vicar (filling in date on baptismal cer­tificate): "Let me see—this is the eigh­teenth, isn't it?"

Mother (blushing): "O dear me no, sir! It 's only the fourth."

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The reason why some men stay home nights is that they cannot find a girl good enuf to please them that is dum enuf to like them.

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He: "I just can't see what keeps you girls from freezing."

She: "You aren't supposed to, big boy."

I sit me down in class to sleep. I hope my chum my notes will keep: If I am called on ere I wake, Poke my ribs, for heaven's sake!

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FAREWELL, BACHELORS; I'M GETTING MARRIED-

(Dedicated to Irvin Ricketts) Well-, boys. I ve taken the fatal step!

I took the fates in my hands last night> and told Tier she was going to m a n y me, and when you talk to them like that, they never refuse. Now just keep your seats and don't get excited. I've thought it all thru and it's the only logical thing to do. Vou boys are just jealous and hate to see me leave, and' you know it.

Here's the way I look at it: A fel­low can stand certain, things just about so long before they get him, and I've stood this stag hunch just about that long. I'm out for a permanent interest in a bit of feminine beauty in ruffles and sashes, with a little local color and perfume thrown in. Go ahead and grin, but you know as well as I do that a peipetual landscape of shirt collars and neckties und?r a few whiskers gets mighty tiresome, and I vote for a change of scenery. "Just me and my shadow" have been "strolling down the avenue" long enuf, so I'm replacing the shadow with one I can talk to and put , my arm around.

Now don't take me wrong. Tou boys are all right, of course, but I can't quite feature kissing any one of you. Neither can I feature sitting across the breakfast table from a bunch of early morning grouches when I can enjoy my ham and eggs to the tune of real mu­sic.

And speaking of food, she's the best little cook you ever saw! I'll probably have to learn to like salads and a lot of other "fixings", but while I'm do­ing that you fellows will still be growl­ing about fried potatoes, bread pud­dings and last week's stew. You'lT still be getting your cigar stubs mixt and hanging your coats on cobwebs while I'm thrusting my thums under my sus­penders over a welKordei ed household. Of course, I'll never be able to find my collars and' ties and socks, but I won't have to use force to get to wear them myself when they are found. I'll have the satisfaction, too, of knowing that my white shirt hasn't gone to the theater with Harold, and that my extra suit isn't dining out with Pete's blonde.

O, it will be perfect! Sublime! You can boast about your single blessedness and freedom if you want to, but as for me—well

I'M GETTING MARRIED! (With thanks and apologies to the

Linfleld Review.)

THERE'S A LONG, LONG TRAIL The campus and dormitoiies remained

strangely silent after 10:30 p. m. a week ago Friday when, with a snort,' a puff, and a bang the old school bus, with its nineteen carefree occupants, chugged away toward Larch Mt. in a cloud of dust and amid a shower of farewells.

While merrily rolling along the great White Way of the City of Roses a ter­rific RANG changed the soft, happy warblings of the innocent little occu­pants into one simultaneous cry of "Don't shoot! Don't shoot!" And then "O, only a Rat!"

"But what're a couple of flat tires, anyway," the crowd asks (Clarence prefeis to remain silent, but Harry doesn't). "And what of two hours of anxious waiting- for the rest of the crowd," ask Miss Myers, Jo, and d i e t when flnully at 2:30 the bus arrived at the foot of Multnomah Falls which came tumbling down to the depths be­low to greet the early morning visitors.

Larch Mountain—my, my!—some hill. Four hours later, after six and one-half long, weary, winding miles of rocky trail strewn with numerous chocolate bar wrappeis and orange peelings had been t'aveised, a few of the crowd be­came thoroly conscious of what "Larch" Mountain" really meant. My, what a mountain!

"Have some—er—coffee?" cordially invites Clarence.

"Coffee, did you say? Er—no, thanks." The trail homeward was not at all

difficult to follow after Harry and San­dy had so expertly blazed the trail with such appetizing articles of pastry as cake, sandwiches, and oranges. Sure enuf, at the end of the journey were found Mike and Denny, quite break-fastless, but still very well capable of holding the bus down.

"Hey Gary, wake up!" "Why, Winnie's gone to sleep!" "Oh-h-h-h BOY! My feet!" etc. Such were the exclamations heard

as Clarence herded the busload of sleepy (sleeping) hikers safely buck home.

In retrospect, we would say that this tiip certainly proved to be an excellent appetizer for final examinations. But anj way, as Gene would say, here's to bigger and better Larch Mt. trips— anil softer logs along the way.

I THE DORMITORY MOUSE

GOLD P HOLDS BANQUET (Continued from page one)

RICKETTS WEDS MISS BINFORD (Continued from page one)

ness" by Wood. She was accompanied at the piano by Pauline Terrell. After the singing, two lovely poems which were written for Miss Binford by her friend, Mrs. D. W. Michener of New York City, were read by Mrs. Russell Thorn'burg. Then after a brief period of silence and a few appropriate re­marks by Rev. Gervas A. Carey, Friends minister from Seattle, the couple stept forward and took their marriage vows after the manner of Friends. They were then pronounced husband and wife.

Immediately after the ceremony, the happy couple clambered into their su­per-laden Ford and sped quickly away in the direction of Iowa where they in­tend to spend the summer and the com­ing year.

these notables were: Chief Nuisance, Chief Never-too-late, Chief Delaware, Chief Polka Dot, Chief Delicate and Chief Arrowhead. Jokes, old and new, were shot to right and left, causing various degrees of hilarity, and in some cases, consternation. However, the pow wow ended in perfect peace with the singing of the college song, after which each chief, in company with his squaw, re­turned solemnly to his respective wig­wam.

Springtime is Snapshot time Bring your films to the

Riley Studio for the best of finishing

Each time a moving van draws away from the boys' dorm, there remains 7 per cent less noise than there usta be.

Tiaffic in the lat subways around the dining room seems to be increasing. Rush hour comes about meal time.

Yeva and Harold had a terrific en­counter with an intruder of the rodent family. The filthy beast was brained and the corpse disposed of in the dor­mitory crematorium.

From the looks of the prevailing menu the doim inmates have been able to deduce that this is strawberry sea­son.

A LA EINSTEIN There was a young damsel named

Bright, Who would travel much faster than

light; So she started one day In the relative way, And camp back the previous night.

If a psrson who uses sarcasm is sar­castic, then a person who uses ridicule must be ridiculous.

Nothing has happened around here lately because the kids were too much absorbed in "refreshing their minds" for exams. Gallons of midnight oil were consumed.

We are told that P. C. has turned out quite a number of great men in its time. W P wonder whether John Nis-wonger will be one of them. Anyway that's what he was afraid of for a while.

"My business is picking up," said the street cleaner as he went whistling about his work.

The older the abuse, the more sacred it is.—Yoltaire.

NEWS ITEM $5,000 may be the extent to which

P. C. will he richer as a result of Pres­ident Pennington's recent sojourn in the East. The sum of $3,000 is assured, and more is coming in all the time.

Don't find fault with what you don't understand.

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He 'hurts the good who spares the bad,—Syru,s.

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Keep your reserve funds with us Interest paid on savings accounts

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