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Page 1: Signs & Bumper Stickers - Diocese of Juneau & Bumper Stickers ... • If you're living your life like there is no God, ... the devil will always take you back

Signs & Bumper Stickers • It's not the outlook-- it's the uplook that counts! • They see our methods, He sees our motives. • Plenty of folks give the Lord credit-- few give Him cash! • Finding hell is easy ! It's at the end of a 'Christ-less' life. • If you cheat on the test, don't thank the Lord for the "A". • If you can't sleep, don't count sheep; talk to the Shepherd. • Good old knee-ology is as good as some theology. . • In this life it's not what you have but Who you have that counts! • A hypocrite is a person who's not himself on Sunday. • Money is a great servant but a terrible master! • God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest. • He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses more; He who loses faith, loses all. • What does it take for God to get our attention? • There are many things in my life for which I am ashamed, but Jesus is not one of them. • Jesus never taught how to preach--- only how to pray. • Jesus declared the truth; He never gave opinions. • We are as full of the Holy Spirit as we want to be. • We become like what we worship. • Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler. • A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit....Thus, by their fruit you

will recognize them .Mat 7:18 • Knowledge puffs you up-- Love lifts you up. • For all you do, His blood's for you! • Christians aren't perfect-- Just forgiven. • "I'm a fool for Christ-- Who's fool are you?" • Forbidden fruits creates many jams. • A wise child hears his Father's instruction. • It's good to be saved and know it! It's also good to be saved and show it! • Jesus! Don't leave earth without Him! • Jesus Christ-- He paid the price! • Christ's return is near-- Don't miss it for the world! • Don't sway or turn away from the old commandments. They're still new today. • An early walk and talk with the Lord will last all day. • Hate is not a family value. • Be ye fishers of men. You catch them-- He will clean them. • Deciding not to choose is still making a choice. • Where death finds you, eternity will keep you. • Things that are not eternal are already out of date. C.S.Lewis • The wages of sin have never been reduced. • The Bible isn't antique or modern, it's eternal. • Patience is a virtue which carries a lot of wait. • Firefighters rescue, only Jesus saves. • May we live simply so that others may simply live. • TITHE! Anyone can honk!

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• Don't let troubles get you down-- except on your knees. • Only God can give all of Himself to everyone. • How do you make a good day better? Make it a Godly day. • Only one life, 'twill soon be past-- Only what's done for Christ will last. • Things that please are temporary. Things that disturb are temporary. Things that are important

are eternal. • Who is Jesus Christ? Inquire within • Jesus is returning...resistance is futile • If you think you are perfect-- Try walking on water. • We are not on this earth to get rich, we are on earth to be enriched. • ...it is not our culture to sin, it is our nature to sin; and only GOD will change that nature. • If your knees are knocking-- kneel on 'em! • Give your troubles to God--- He never slumbers nor sleeps anyway. • It only takes a few moments to open deep wounds-- but it takes years to heal them. • Christ traded in the comfort of the manger for the cruelty of the cross. • If you don't like the devil's fruit, stay out of his orchard. • You can't compromise and conquer sin at the same time. • I would rather walk with God in the dark than go alone in the light. • Without Jesus in your life you have no life. With Jesus in your life you have eternal life......It's your

choice. • When it comes time to die--- make sure all you have to do is die. • Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonalds makes you a

hamburger. • There are two things I've learned: There is a God! And I'm not Him! • TODAY IS A GIFT FROM GOD. THAT'S WHY IT IS CALLED "THE PRESENT" • If you're ready to die--- you're ready to live! • If you can't be an "Onward Christian Soldier", at least don't pass the ammunition to the enemy. • God doesn't call us to be successful--- only faithful. • Even Jesus had a fish story. • Does your spiritual house need spring cleaning? • Service is love in overalls! • God does not want a part-time lover, he's looking for a bride! • God answers knee-mail. • My little children, let us not love in word or in tongue, but in deed and in truth.1 John 3:18 • Soft answers turns away wrath. Proverbs 15:1 • If you're living your life like there is no God, you'd better be right! • Don't leave home without Him! • Don't leave earth without Him! • My boss is a Jewish carpenter. • The Easter Bunny didn't rise from the dead. • God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called. • Are the rules you live by God commands or man created? • Say YES to Jesus and saying NO to drugs will be easy. • Every time the devil reminds you of your past.....remind him of his future!!! • If someone really has you "burned up," remember God has experience with furnaces. • When someone gets you hot and bothered, just turn on your "prayer conditioner". • Got somebody who's always getting your goat? Talk to the Shepherd. • A holy person serves God passionately.

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• Holiness is a sign of true repentance. • Jesus Is! • Easter shouldn't be the only Sunday you rise to go to Church. • Free trip to Heaven! Details inside! • In the dark? Follow the Son. • When God threw our sins in the Sea of Forgetfulness, He posted a 'No fishing sign'. • The closest distance between a problem and its solution is the distance between your knees and

the floor. • Jesus is right for whatever is wrong in your life. • Got Jesus? • If you're not ready to forgive, you're not ready. • Jesus came to save-- not condemn. • Put Christ first in your life! • Faithfulness is God's requirement... fruitfulness is His reward... • Keep looking up... God is looking down... • When Jesus is all we have, we realize Jesus is all we need. • Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-- come hear one! • God so loved the world that HE did not send a committee. • Come in and pray today--- beat the Christmas rush! • When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right. • Fight truth decay-- study your Bible daily. • Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives. • Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long, and the pay is low, but the

retirement benefits are out of this world. • Everyone you meet today is on heaven's most wanted list. • Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon. • Either He's Lord of all-- or not Lord at all--! • Trust says Jesus can! Faith says Jesus will! • If you want your neighbor to see what Christ can do for him, let him see what Christ did for you. • Its not what you know that counts-- it's Who you know. • God promised a safe landing, not smooth sailing. • A man who can kneel to God can stand up to anything. • Jesus did not drop out of school-- He was suspended. • Breathe in God's spirit-- exhale God's love. • If you're too busy to pray, you're too busy. • If you don't remember Him all day-- don't ask Him to remember you at night. • Perseverance is an indication of faith. • Jesus is my ROCK 'N I'm on His ROLL. • Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church. • If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns. • This is a Ch--ch. What is missing? ------->(UR) • People are like tea bags-- you have to put em in hot water before you know how strong they are. • Try our Sundays. They're better than Baskins-Robbins. • Sin has no minimum wage. • Want to avoid burning? Use "Son" block. • Life is short-- pray hard! • I pray only on days that end in 'y' ! • Believe in the power of prayer!

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• Soular powered by the Son • Beware of the high cost of low living! • Who lit the fuse for the 'Big Bang'? • Read the Bible. It's user-friendly plus we offer tech support here on Sundays. • If God is your Co-pilot---- Swap seats! • Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you. • For every decision, you either suffer the consequences or reap the rewards. • God's delays are not God's denials. • Prepare for your finals! Read the Bible! • All sore and weak from Backsliding? Try Pew Sitting and Knee Bends. • Because of the extreme hazards, the sport of Backsliding will not be allowed. • Do you check your Foundation before or after the storm? • The best things in life aren't things. • Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back • Your best yuletide gift is a smile. • Friends don't let friends go to hell. • If your Bible is falling apart, chances are your life is staying together. • If you can't forgive yourself, you're saying Christ didn't do enough. • Can't follow the stars? Follow the One who made them. • A world of love makes a world of difference. • Jesus is a friend who knows your faults but loves you anyway. • Eternity is a long time to think about what you should have done. • The surest steps to happiness are the steps to church! • The rubber of faith meets the road of reality under hardship. • Do your best and let Jesus do the rest. • Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there. • Do your best and then sleep in peace. God is awake. • We set the sail; God makes the wind. • Faith is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes can see. • Daily prayer will diminish your cares. • Giving is sowing and God promises a harvest! • Most people want to serve God-- but only in an advisory capacity. • Problems are those things we see when we take our eyes off the goal. • Do you want to go to heaven? Flight instructions given here! • Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible! • Exercise daily-- walk with the Lord! • Smoking won't send you to hell, it'll just make you smell like you've been there. • To be born free is a divine blessing, To die free is a dutiful responsibility. • If you have enough of Jesus to get to heaven, you have enough of Jesus to get you to church. • Sit In Demonstration This Sunday at 11:00AM • The Ten Commandments--- You can't break them but they'll break you. • Visitors welcomed, members expected • May your teenage head banger meet The Ageless Heart Knocker! • A Faith that Fizzles before the Finish had a Flaw before the First. • Men will die, this is sure, sin the cause, Christ the cure. • If you don't have anything to pray about, thank God you don't. • Faith goes where eyes can't see.

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• When you don't witness, you just did. • We always find time for the things we value most. • If you can't stand the heat-- better make plans to avoid it. • The perfect church-- for those who aren't. • Redemption: God's recycling plan. • Salvation is free-- but not until you ask for it. • Wisdom is respect for God and making proper decisions. • God answers prayer--- not advice. • Our strength is seen in the things we stand for. • The wages of sin is death-- quit before payday! • A Bible in the hand is worth two in the bookcase. • Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. • Decisions can take you out of God's will but not out of His reach. • Remember the banana-- when it left the bunch it got skinned. • Expect great things from God! Attempt great things for God! • Failure isn't falling down-- it's staying down. • Wisdom has two parts: Having a lot to say. Not saying it. • No force is greater than the power of God! • If you have a kind thought, share it now! • Fear him who is able to destroy the body and the soul! • Fall seven times--- stand up eight! • Christians are like coals of a fire. Together they glow--- apart they grow cold--- • The thing to spend on your children is "time". • For every sin the devil has an excuse. • I asked Jesus, how much do you love me...and he stretched his arms wide...and died. • God's last name is not "Damn." • As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in school. • Life is our gift from God... Our gift to God is how we live our lives! • Eternal trip to Heaven...all expenses paid. Inquire inside! • If God seems far away - who moved? • God does not promise a comfortable journey, only a safe landing. • God has given us two hands, one to receive with and the other to give with. • Religion is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions. • God never closes a door without opening a window. • Hem your day with prayer and it will be less apt to ravel at the edges. • In case of nuclear attack-- the ban on praying in school is lifted. • Get a life ! See John 3:16 • We're called to stand out! Not blend in! • Is your life running on empty? Free fill-ups here every Sunday! • Download your worries, get on-line with God! • God is always on-line! Never a busy signal! • Never give the devil a ride because he'll want to do the driving! • Children brought up in church are seldom brought up in court. • On the race tract of life make pit stops: Pray, Inspire, Touch! • We believe on UFO's: Unity, Forgiveness & Outreach ! • Unplugged? Plug in and get current with God! • The prodigal son was having a bad 'heir' day!

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• Prayer is the next best thing to being there. • God bless you and all whom you love. • If you love Jesus --- COME ON IN! • Down in the mouth --- Have a FAITH LIFT • Feeling far from God --- WHO MOVED? • We are distributors of the Bread of Life. • A peaceful heart finds joy in all of life's simple pleasures. • A Cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition! • Freedom is by Grace-- not by gambling • If you're looking for a sign from God-- this is it! • The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us. • The Will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you. • Are you still doubting the Love of God? • In the dark? Follow the Son! • Jesus is changing the world-- one life at a time. • They'll know we are Christians by our love. • Offer hospitality without grumbling. • Too many people clamor for the freedom to do what should not be done. • WWJD = Walking With Jesus Daily • In order to understand GOD, we must stand under GOD (Dr. Stephen Tong) • GOD gives and forgives; men get and forget. • Where He guides-- He provides! • FOR MEMBERS ONLY. Trespassers will be baptized. • Spring... God's greeting card. • The greatest Man in history was also the poorest. • Who wants to be a Christianaire? • Morning praise will make your days. • The cross is God's compass pointing to heaven. • The cross is God's way of making a plus sign out of a minus. • It takes courage to stand up and speak--- also to sit down and listen. • Hope is putting faith to work but doubt would make it easier. • Measure yourself by what's inside. • Have your tools ready and God will supply the work. • You must feel conviction before you can feel conversion. • Life is like a mirror-- it never gives back more than it gets. • Best thing to save for your future is your soul! • Being a servant is a choice. • Everyone wants to harvest--- but few want to plow! • I'm the Christian the devil and liberal media warned you about! • Are you following Jesus this close? • All TV is educational. Are your children learning profanity, violence or fornication? • On judgment day you'll meet Father God--- not Mother Earth! • Founded on the Word-- Focused on the world! • The fool hath said in his heart, "There is no God" Psalm 14:1 • Prayer should be our first resource--- not our last resort! • Use your past as a springboard--- NOT a sofa! • If you teach school children that they came from animals-- don't be surprised when they act like

it.

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• Evolution is to science what quackery is to medicine. • Forgive your enemies--- nothing annoys them more. • When life needs rebooting--- remember-- Jesus saves! • When we've done what we can--- God will do what we can't! • God's gifts are never loans, they are deposits. • Souls/programs: Both must be saved and debugged by their Maker! • Grin! God loves you! The rest of us will wonder what you've been up to. • The best Christmas gift ever was wrapped in a manger! • Live life so that the preacher won't have to lie at the funeral. • Will you be one of the grateful dead, or one of the regretful dead? • Jesus paid a bill He didn't owe. • A Bible falling apart belongs to someone who isn't! • Christ Changed My Life • Are you lost? Come on in for directions! • Often man's disappointments are God's appointments. • Aren't you glad your mother didn't believe in abortion? • I have a Friend in high places. • Never borrow sorrow from tomorrow! • Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die. • Caution--- Driver of this vehicle subject to fits of praise! • God's work, done in God's way, will never lack for God's supplies. • Same owner for 2000 years. • All Christians have the same boss. • When you are the zero, He is the One. • People may doubt what you say--- but not what you do. • The church is a hospital for sinners, not a rest home for saints. • Have no fear in tomorrow--- Jesus is already there. • In case of earthquakes, floods, tornadoes and nuclear war, the ban on prayer in public schools in

temporarily lifted. • If you find yourself with time on your hands--- put 'em together and pray. • Get down on your knees and fight like a man! • You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out. • Come in and let us prepare you for your finals. • Ask about our pray-as-you-go plan. • No matter how much you nurse a grudge, it won't get better. • Pray up in advance. • To put your fears to rest, put your faith in Jesus. • Are you lost? Follow me! I know the Creator. • Cars aren't the only thing recalled by their maker • Life doesn't give any make up tests. • For a healthy heart, exercise your faith. • Where God guides, He provides. • Love multiplies when divided. • Join us on your way to eternity. • We don't have a prayer without God. • You master your enemies by forgiveness not force. • Prayer doesn't need proof, it needs practice. • Patience carries a lot of wait.

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• Is your home on the rocks, or on the Rock? • Only God is in a position to look down on anyone. • Thanksgiving is good, but thanks-living is better. • Willpower, you give God your will, He gives you the power. • At the heart of sin is the letter "I". • Jesus is the rock that doesn't roll. • Faith keeps the person who keeps the faith. • Before facing the challenges of the day, face the day with God. • Laborers needed for God's harvest. • Redemption Center- No coupon needed. • We set the sail; God makes the wind. • Begin to weave and God will give you the thread. • When God says "no", it's because He has something better in store for you. • Home improvement: take your family to church. • If you like our sign, come hear our sermons. • Get on-line with God, Unlimited access - no busy signals, 24/7 tech support • Never run faster than your guardian angel can fly! • GOD gives and forgives; men get and forget. • How to Build a Church; Some Assembly Required • Make your church grow: Some Assembly Required • Jesus can calm the storm and He can calm you in the storm. • Church: Come to worship, leave to serve. • Father knows best. • God loves you whether you like it or not. • If your hope is not in Jesus, you are hopeless! • Sign broken. Message inside. • Ask about our pray-as-you-go plan. • Only a living Savior can rescue a dying world. • God says "Don't wait " Satan says "Procrastinate " • God judges what we give by what we keep. • God loves us not because of who we are but because of who He is. • Jesus-- Final Answer! • Need a Lifeline? Talk to God! • If you'll stand for Jesus He'll stand for you! • When God calls time, the game of life is over! Which exit will you take? • God is the only right thing left in a wrong world. • Do you spell your best friend D-O-G or G-O-D? • Scripture is not cake just for special occasions, but it is bread for daily consumption. • If you falter in times of trouble, how small is your strength! Proverbs 24:10 • Christians aren't perfect... They're forgiven. • Got Jesus? • Darwin and the Dead KNOW better NOW. • No Brainer: Whom Do You Believe, Jesus or Darwin? • Heavenly Forecast....Reign forever! • The Ten Commandments are not an option! • Men hold your wife and kids instead of the remote. • Jesus died for you so live for him.

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• Ever been between a rock and a hard place? Then thank the Lord, because it's good to be next to the Rock when you are in a hard place.

• It's very difficult to be religious, but so simple to be a Christian. • Christians, like pianos, need frequent tuning!! • My blessing is in my attitude. • The light of the world knows no power failure. • Jesus lives in the community; He only visits the church. • Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out. • Christians have a better journey with a destination that's out of this world. • What if God is asking US for a sign?? • Opening the Bible can be a real eye opener! • The herein determines the hereafter. • Character is what we stand for, reputation is what we fall for. • Image is what people think we are. Integrity is what we really are. • If you want to cast a big shadow-- stand in God's light! • Visit us on your way to eternity. • God measures success not in units of silver, but in units of service. • There is nothing too small in the service of God. • God loves us as if there were just one of us • We Are All One in the Body Of Christ • Enjoy this day! Compliments of God. • When searching for tomorrow the first thing to look for is God. • You're not too 'bad' to come in (to church) and you're not to 'good' to stay out! • All that I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator in all that I have not seen. • If you make money your God, it will hound you like the Devil. • Mistakes occur when you don't let God act His role. • Free food: Bread of life, Living water, Milk & honey • The Bible is most helpful when OPEN. • When life knocks you on your knees-- pray there-- • Be strong in the faith you have and more will be added. • When God calls you to service-- never stoop to be a king! • Then He spoke a parable to them, that men always ought to pray and not lose heart. Luke 18:1 • (Halloween) The devils trick is no treat. • Time well spent is time spent in prayer. TRAIN UP A CHILD IN THE WAY HE SHOULD GO, WHEN HE IS OLD HE WILL NOT DEPART FROM

IT. (Proverbs 22:6) S. A. P.-Always--Say A Prayer! • Road rage? How would Jesus drive? • Get connected: "WWW.GOD.CAN" • If Darwin is right, you'll be a monkey's uncle! • If you don't know Jesus you're in for one hell of a time! • Make friends with the Creator of Heaven and get in free. • There is much in the world to make us afraid; but much more in JESUS to make us unafraid! • "Christians, keep the faith. But not from others!" • TRYING TIMES ARE TIMES FOR TRYING • IF YOU CANT HAVE WHAT YOU LIKE, LIKE WHAT YOU HAVE • Life is change. growth is optional.. choose wisely! • A sharp tongue is seldom an indication of a sharp mind.

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• True character is unveiled in misfortune. • A man can stand a lot as long as he can stand himself! • Dreams need some do-ers! • Be the change you want to see in people. • To ease the heartache of another will ease the weight of one's self-- • Pray without ceasing. Thessalonians 5:17 • God can use troubles to change hearts • God made this earth, enjoy its beauty • Man creates the distance, Jesus builds the bridge. • Having part time religion is like having part time work, it won't support you. • Don't let yesterday use up today • God wants to do through us, what HE has done to us! • I'm a master mechanic - Let me fix your life - Jesus • Walk the walk as well as talk the talk. • When you see God's Hand in everything, it is easy to leave everything in God's Hands! • Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. • A man is not ready to live if he is not ready to die. • You will never posses that which you're not willing to profess. • God's truth is protection from Satan's lies. • The easiest way to bring up a child in the way he should go is for you to be traveling that same

route. • We never get sin under control. • What God had joined together let not Firestone separate. • Jesus will calm the storm-- or calm you in the storm. • Come in and meet a Christian whose past was as dark as your present. • Are you living or existing? • Moments spent with God reap benefits that lasts a lifetime. • For a peace that lasts put God first. • God can use ordinary instruments to produce a concert of praise. • Church Shopping? We're Open Sundays. • Jesus built us a bridge, with 2 boards and 3 nails. One of my favorites! • What is politically correct may not be spiritually correct. • Jesus can turn your E-F-I-L around. • If you think meek is weak, try being meek for a week. • Sin offers much and pays little. • Every Bible should be bound in shoe leather. • Earth is a testing ground, how's your score? • All too often we offer deedless faith and faithless deeds. • Communion Sunday--over a billion served! • Come on in, we're Heir Conditioned! • Only God is in a position to look down on people • With God each day is filled with miracles • God uses our down times to Build us up • Exposure to the Son may prevent burning • Kind words are always the right kind • Giving makes living better. • If you pause to think, You'll have cause to thank! • As sure as God puts his children in the furnace, He will be in the furnace with them.

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• God won't be looking for your medals, degrees or diplomas, He'll be looking for your scars. • Give God what's right, not what's left! • Trade God your pieces for His peace. • When you get tired talking to your friend about God--, talk to God about your friend. • It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees. • 'Pray' is a four letter-word that you can say anywhere (except in a public school). • Make your eternal reservations now--- 'smoking' or 'non-smoking'? • Holiness is not the way to Jesus--. Jesus is the way to holiness. • The 'Promised Land' is always on the other side of the wilderness. Dr James Kennedy • To be lifted up, go down (on your knees). • Satan can't bring you down any further than your knees. • Life is fragile, handle with prayer. • Prayer doesn't make the morning come faster, but it sure makes the night seem shorter! • Man's way leads to a hopeless end! God’s way leads to an endless hope! • A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. • If you're far from God in life-- you'll be far from God in death • We're all invited to a heavenly feast but we must R.S.V.P.! • But St. Peter-- what about my civil rights? • He who kneels before God can stand before anyone! • If you don't avoid the bait-- you'll end up on the hook. James Kennedy • Faith is a plant which grows best in the winter. James Kennedy • Speech is the sacred vehicle of the invisible soul. • The Devil wants to control you; God wants to lead you! • Don't use your 'freedom' as a rationale for sinning. • You can't hide behind a hypocrite unless you're smaller then he is • To be almost saved-- is to be totally lost • Keep your head and your heart pointed in the right direction and you won’t have • to worry about your feet. • God allows "U Turns"! • A talent for the Lord will wither if not used • We're too blessed to be depressed. • Grace is not an excuse to sin, but it is the power not to! • In the sentence of life, the Devil may be a comma but DO NOT LET him be the • PERIOD! • If a man can be found faithful in hard places, he can usually be trusted in high places. • This battle is not yours-- it's the Lords'! • Pray in season and out of season. • Don't put a question mark where God put a period. • God takes care of our living when we take care of His business. • God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts'! • God grades on the cross, not the curve. • Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church. • Faith is caught-- not taught. • Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on in (church) for a faith lift! • Don't give God instructions-- just report for duty! • God needs our availability more than our ability. • Don't condone what God condemns.

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• No Jesus, no peace; Know Jesus, know peace! • Walmart isn't the only saving place! • God doesn't want shares of your life, He wants controlling interest! • God does what few men can do--forgets the sins of others. • Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around--, Faith looks up! • Prayer is more effective when we spend as much time listening as we do talking • Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church-- • A family altar can alter a family. • We use our tongues to praise our Lord and Father, but then we curse people (with the same

tongue), whom God made like Himself. James 3:9(NIV) • We don't change the message, the message changes us. • This Church is Prayer-conditioned! • What you really, really desire is what you worship. • Jesus became what we are so we can become like He is. • If you love me, keep my commandments!1John14:15 • If you're a Christian, earth is the only hell you'll ever know! If you're not a Christian, earth is the

only heaven you'll ever know. • His pain is your gain! • When the Lord's people become a dirty gray... The black sheep become more comfortable. • God gave everyone patience... Wise people use it. • God's resources are equal to His requirements. • We often find Him outside of our comfort zone. • The Lord works from the inside out. The world works from the outside in. E. T. Benson • When all else fails, trust God ! • When God ordains, He sustains. • WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning! • A person who hungers for money will starve to death spiritually! • People are not your problem, they are your purpose. • People won't care how much you know until they know how much you care. • Know Him Eph 1:17 • GOD's alphabet has only 4 letters between I & U....L O V E • Need some color in your life? Give JESUS the paintbrush. • Beginning of all things, explained in 2 words "GOD Created" • GOD is like Hallmark cards: HE cared enough to send the very best. • Rapture-- the only way to fly! • Don't have anything to be thankful for? Check your pulse! • If at first you don't succeed, read the instructions (Bible)! • Plan ahead-- it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. • All our seats come with a first-class service! • There's peace and calm in the 23rd Psalm. • Trust says Jesus can-- Faith says Jesus will! • Come in today and beat the Easter crowd. • You are never so high as when you're on your knees. • Extreme times demand deep faith. • GOD MAY SAY "WAIT" BUT HE NEVER SAYS "WORRY" • If you were on trial for being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you? • Worry ends where faith begins. • God is at his best when man is at his worst!

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• Every saint has a past-- every sinner has a future! • A double-minded man is unstable in all ways. (James) • If He is worth possessing, He is worth proclaiming! • God not only orders our steps but He orders our stops. • Evil men will ultimately fail; Godly men will ultimately prevail! • A nation is never more than one generation away from atheism. • Come in and let us prepare you for your finals.