PHILIP CROSBY

Teacher: ask about Quality instead of LOVE.

Student 1: QUALITY is blind….

Teacher: huh?

Student 2: to those people who don’t accept changes.

Student 3: Quality is patient….

Teacher: huh?

Student 4: for it takes time to achieve a complete change.

Teacher: all of those were correct. Today we will talk about a quality hero named Philip Crosby.

This one is for the boy named Philip CrosbyTop down, AC with the quality systemWhen he come up in the hub, he be blazin' upGot stacks on deck like he savin' up

And he’s great, not fake, he looks like a saintHe pop bottles and he got the right kind of gameHe endures, he’s sure that quality is the cure He always in the air, and that’s for sure

A quality-mastered trip, trip, sailor of the ship, shipWhen he make it drip, drip all! say on your lip, lipThat's the kind of dude we’re lookin' forAnd yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' ho

I said, excuse me he’s the quality guyI mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican flyI mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie

You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh

Yes I did, yes I didSomebody please tell ‘em what the quality isI am your teacher, I mack them dudes upBack coupes up, and chuck the deuce up

Crosby got my heartbeat runnin' awayBeating like a drum and it's coming your wayCan't you hear that boom, badoom, boomBoom, badoom, boom bass? Philip CrosbyBoom, badoom, boomBoom, badoom, boom bassPhilip Crosby

Philip Crosby, Philip Crosby, Philip CrosbyBoom, badoom, boom, Philip CrosbyBoom, badoom, boomBoom, badoom, boom, Philip Crosby

Student 1: wow! Philip Crosby …. Everybody!!

Just shoot for the stars, If it feels rightThen aim for that star If you feel likeAnd take me away, make it okayI swear I won’t sway

Quality control by CrosbyHe put on a showNow we have itYou say It has a feebut for him it is free

Management Theoryby Philip Crosby

[Chorus]Teach us that nowso we’ll know itdiscuss his lifeAnd show us

All the moves like crosby

I've got the moves like crosbyI've got the mooooooves... like crosby

we should all try to control you (QUALITY!)Look into my eyes and I'll own you (QUALITY!)

With them the moves like crosbyI've got the moves like crosbyI've got the mooooooves... like Crosby

Students 1,2 and 3: we’re ready sir.. (one student in confusion and raises his hand..)

Student 4: sir wait ….

Tell me who is Crosby?

Tell me.. tell me.. who is Crosby?

Tell me who is Crosby?

Tell me.. tell me.. who is Crosby?

I wanna know

I I I wanna know

I wanna know

I I I wanna know

Teacher:

Don’t you worry

Dontcha dontcha worry

Don’t you worry

Dontcha dontcha worry

I’ll teach you Crosby.

I’ll teach you crosby

(DISCUSSION) [make it 8minutes]

Teacher: I’ll return your quizzes the last time.

(everyone’s asking for their scores; all answered ZERO!)

Student: huh? Not perfect?

All students: ZERO as in ZERO defect!!

Student: ahhhh!!!!

Teacher: that’s Crosby! Aiming for a ZERO defect because Quality is free to all so long as you accept and make CHANGES. So we say…

ALL:

Thank you Philip Crosby

The Quality were having

Thanks for all the help that you giving

Who can live without it?

I ask in all honesty?

What would life be?

Without a Quality work what are we?

So we say Thank You Philip Crosby

For giving it to me!

(REPEAT)