poe's emporium of swag catalog, june 2011 edition
DESCRIPTION
Welcome to the first (and possibly ONLY) catalog of a sample of the products we create at Poe's Emporium, one of many stores on Zazzle.com. Our merch is usually dark humored and sarcastic. We specialize in T-Shirts, but put our swag on just about anything! Check it out, and if you like what we have to offer, we won't be at all offended if you buy something. :) If this catalog isn't clickable, you can visit our store at either www.poesemporium.com or www.zazzle.com/poe_osbourneTRANSCRIPT
The Page You Are Looking at 2
Doodle Speakers 3
Artistic Swag 4
Graphix 4 The Illiterate 5
Political Swag 6
Simple Sayings 7
Dark Humor 8
Think About It 9
Love & Hate 10
Index of All Our Categories 11
The Backest of Covers 12
There is no Page 13
Most model images in this catalog are ©2011 Zazzle and are used because we are pimping their products.
Designs are ©2011 Poe’s Emporium
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If you like anything you see here, just click on the image to check it out in our store on Zazzle!
All items are completely customizable, so the price will vary depending on what style, color and alterations you make. Most designs are available on T-Shirts, Mousepads,
Coffee Cups, Buttons, Stickers and more! These are only a sampling of what we offer, so click on the page header to see our whole collection if you want to see more!
Cannabis Tarzanibus
Shattered Glass on Blue
Exploding Peace Sign
Vintage Radio Speaker Face
Beers O’Clock
Molten Metal Texture
Red Guitar over Steel Plate
Abstract Ball on Background
Fist Punching Through
If you like anything you see here, just click on the image to check it out in our store on Zazzle!
All items are completely customizable, so the price will vary depending on what style, color and alterations you make. Most designs are available on T-Shirts, Mousepads,
Coffee Cups, Buttons, Stickers and more! These are only a sampling of what we offer, so click on the page header to see our whole collection if you want to see more!
Every once in awhile, our artist forgets that he basically designs Flea Market Humor T-Shirts on the whole and
tries to pretend to do something more... artistic? We forgive him for these occasional lapses in sarcasm, as long as it doesn’t become a habit!
Click any of the images below to see what happens when our artist disappoints us!
If you like anything you see here, just click on the image to check it out in our store on Zazzle!
All items are completely customizable, so the price will vary depending on what style, color and alterations you make. Most designs are available on T-Shirts, Mousepads,
Coffee Cups, Buttons, Stickers and more! These are only a sampling of what we offer, so click on the page header to see our whole collection if you want to see more!
So, you don’t want to tell a story or engage those who view your T-shirt or keychain in reading comprehension skills?
Well, a picture is worth a thousand words, and ours even less than that! We have a whole category designed JUST for people
who despise the English Language... Click the images below to see a sample of what we have made just for you... the folks who can’t understand what we’re typing here anyway.
If you like anything you see here, just click on the image to check it out in our store on Zazzle!
All items are completely customizable, so the price will vary depending on what style, color and alterations you make. Most designs are available on T-Shirts, Mousepads,
Coffee Cups, Buttons, Stickers and more! These are only a sampling of what we offer, so click on the page header to see our whole collection if you want to see more!
Below lies some of our products that reflect our take on the upcoming political election season in the USA. Sure, we’re gonna hate on Obama at first, but we’re certain the GOP will produce
an even more eligible candidate for completely harsh mocking... Sorry, Dems, but your boy got here first!
If you like anything you see here, just click on the image to check it out in our store on Zazzle!
All items are completely customizable, so the price will vary depending on what style, color and alterations you make. Most designs are available on T-Shirts, Mousepads,
Coffee Cups, Buttons, Stickers and more! These are only a sampling of what we offer, so click on the page header to see our whole collection if you want to see more!
They are what they are.If you’ve ever said it or heard someone say it, we’re probably putting it on a shirt. We like words that much. Sometimes we even add pictures, because everything’s better with a pretty picture. Right?
If you like anything you see here, just click on the image to check it out in our store on Zazzle!
All items are completely customizable, so the price will vary depending on what style, color and alterations you make. Most designs are available on T-Shirts, Mousepads,
Coffee Cups, Buttons, Stickers and more! These are only a sampling of what we offer, so click on the page header to see our whole collection if you want to see more!
Our specialty. Bring us cheer and joy, and we’ll find a way to make it die while laughing at its demise.
If you like anything you see here, just click on the image to check it out in our store on Zazzle!
All items are completely customizable, so the price will vary depending on what style, color and alterations you make. Most designs are available on T-Shirts, Mousepads,
Coffee Cups, Buttons, Stickers and more! These are only a sampling of what we offer, so click on the page header to see our whole collection if you want to see more!
Whether thought provoking or just plain weird,
this is where you’ll find the designs that make you go “Hmmm!”
If it has to do with relationships or matters of the heart, it’s in here... and don’t expect much optimism. We’ve been around far too long to promote that sort of nonsense!
If you like anything you see here, just click on the image to check it out in our store on Zazzle!
All items are completely customizable, so the price will vary depending on what style, color and alterations you make. Most designs are available on T-Shirts, Mousepads,
Coffee Cups, Buttons, Stickers and more! These are only a sampling of what we offer, so click on the page header to see our whole collection if you want to see more!
At the time of this catalog’s publishing, we’re up to 5,100 products in this store alone, with somewhere in the vicinity of 400 or 500 different designs (we lost track!) Here’s where you can check them ALL out!
Born as fraternal twin brothers a year and apart later to completely different sets of parents, Mr. Sylvester has been the brains behind almost every successful endeavor that the two lifelong pals have ever forgotten to undertake.
Mr. Hurlstone does the art and adds designs about whatever crazy thought hits his mind while shopping for groceries.
All contents of this catalog are ©2011 Poe’s Emporium, except some of the model images, which belong to Zazzle, our beloved printer. Check ‘em out at www.zazzle.com!
Here at Poe’s Emporium, we offer T-shirts, keychains, cards and all sorts of other stuff with designs that reflect our rather... skewed perspective on the world. Sure, we’ll also have simple sayings, but mainly, we just wish to entertain. Making money from doing so would be even better, but one can’t have everything....
Donald J. Sylvester has joined forces with his old pal, the designer of the shirts at Poe’s Emporium, to crank out whatever pops into his always churning mind! Some will be funny; some will scare your kids; and some designs will simply make you think “Yeah, I kind of agree with that!” or “Those heathens! How dare they say that?!”
We’re here to provide you with links to the best T-shirts on the web... at least, in our opinion. The internet is a giant place FULL of interesting designs, so we’re gonna take away the pain of searching for that particular piece of apparel you want to wear to your grandmother’s funeral and make it easy to find the perfect T-shirt to show your deceased relatives your love with!
At Poe’s Emporium, we truly have a heart. Really! If you’ve seen our main site, you may have been scared, and rightfully so... but underneath, we’re just a bunch of big softies (well, at least the graphic artist is), hence this....