in the last 10 minutes
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What I do when I can't think of anything to write on my blog!TRANSCRIPT
This is what happens when I can’t think of anything to write on my blog
Recently I’ve seen a lot of self-indulgent slide decks wittering on about:
“What I did in the last 10 years, blah, blah....”
You know the kind of stuff:
“10 years ago, I moved from Moose-Butt ...
to Bilgewater ...
and got a job in the slaughterhouse
Things were going great until I met ...
Mongo the
Pig Who Wouldn’t die!!
So I wanted to narrow the focus a bit and I came up with ...
Like, Who Cares???
In the last 10 minutes ...
I lost approximately one hair off my head
In the last 10 minutes ...
I swear I’m looking thinner!
I lost approximately 3.15 million skin cells:
In the last 10 minutes ...
I thought approximately 49, individual and distinct thoughts
In the last 10 minutes ...
... and only 0.013 of them was about sex
... but, now I’ve just thought about it again so, it’s 1.013, now
And now, it’s 2.013 Damnit! Let’s move on
I breathed out 15 times
but I only breathed in 14 times
let’s see how long I can keep that up?
In the last 10 minutes ...
Hmmm, not long
My heart beat about 600 times
In the last 10 minutes ...
(except when I was thinking about sex ... then it was a bit
quicker. And now that’s 3.013 times
and 800 heartbeats - aaaarrrggghh!!)
... and when I was thinking about boring things my heart pumped 50 litres of blood round my body
Which is weird as I only have
about 5 and a half litres
Where’s the rest come from?
I drank half a cup of coffee ...
In the last 10 minutes ...
... ate one doughnut ...
... generated 0.77 grams of poop ...
... and created this pointless deck of slides
and I’m still thinking about sex - Dammit!
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References Hair - http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060923175810AAj1SSA Skin - http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_skin_cells_do_you_lose_each_day Thoughts - http://www.loni.ucla.edu/About_Loni/education/brain_trivia.shtml Sex - http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/15/how-many-times-a-day-do-you-think-about-sex/ Breathe - http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080316230101AAg2iBx Heart - http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071118032433AAdpaX7 Blood - http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=21474 Poop - http://www.oasisdesign.net/wastewater/sewer/beach.htm