hot spot issue #319

8/6/2019 Hot Spot Issue #319

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LOUNGES & CLUBSSey Hey & Marys icIsland Breeze 07Frozen Paradise icInferno Lounge 06Raymonds Players Club 10Mutuals 03The Mini Bar bcThe The Mini 11

TRANSPORTATIONBobby Albright 20Supra Pre Owned 03

AutoWorks 28

ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt Lottery 27HOT SPOT Maze 32SUDOKU 32SUDOKU Solution 35DJ Postman 20Real Deal Magazine 33DJ Dirty Redd 31Lady Scorpio 26Esther Simmons 28

SERVICESMind of Creations 22Restore Your Photos 30Ellington Bartending 28One Time Pest Control 20Family Reunion Books 35DST Home Repair 12PM Heating & Air 21

CLOTHING & FASHIONHOT SPOT Stuff 37St Paul Clothing 30

EVENTS

Rochester Trip 26HOT SPOT Grad & Dad 30Kappa Alpha Psi 100 Years 25WofMasters 24

RETAILShawn Loury Washer Dryers 28Lets Connect Confectionary 15Got Balloons 06

FOOD & DININGGood 4 Real 10Wilson Catering 21Pats Catering 26Your Taste catering 28Paradise Caf 24

HEALTH & BEAUTYMedicaid Advantage 04AVON 10

LEGAL & FINANCIALMAX$ TAXS 13Medicare Upgrade 27A Brighter Day Bail Bond 09

TECHNOLOGYRestore Your Photos 11HOT SPOT Online 25

AROUND TOWNAround TownAround TownAround Town ExtraAround Town ExtraMore Around TownMore Around Town

FEATURESHOT SPOT Reps 14HOT SPOT Subscribe 27One Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 05HOT SPOT Rates 28

LaughsBeach High Yearbooks 15HOT SPOT New Mini 31


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One Mans Opinion

Part IThis past weekend my wife Joan and I went with my club the Wolf-Masters to the Jacksonville Funk Fest. This was the first time that Ihad gone and really didnt know what to expect. I hadnt been toanything of that size since the Cincinnati Jazz Festival years ago. Im here to tell you, we had aGREAT TIME. Between the two night of shows; MC Hammer, Musiq Soulchild, Frankie Beverly &Maze, Earth, Wind and Fire and More, the camaraderie on the bus at the park and at the hotel. Thefood, the Soft drinks and on and on. Everything went well. The crowd was well mannered and cour-teous, I never heard a cross word or even the hint of an argument. It was just one BIG PARTY.

Everywhere I looked I ran into someone from Savannah. Was there Anyone here this past week-end? Did the last one to leave turn off the lights? Now my questions is, when will we have somethinglike this event in Savannah? I know we have the Savannah Music Festival, but its not the samething. Its not something that the everyday Savannahian attends. Ive been to a few of the events Ivealso been to the Jazz Festival in the park, but again, its not the same. So if anyone decides to rampup the entertainment to the Popular Music Festival Level, count me in.

Part IIThe Gilliard Garden is Starting to Produce.

Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher

Thanks Savannah, for 12+ Years of the HOT SPOT!


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Laughs

George Carlin's Views on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we

like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10

years old, you're so excited about aging that you think

in fractions.

"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're

never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, go-

ing on five!

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back.

You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be

13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest

day of your life...you become 21. Even the words sound

like a ceremony...YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there?

Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED 30! We

had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just

a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSH-

ING 40.

Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before

you know it, you REACH 50...and your dreams are

gone. But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think

you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50

and MAKE it to 60.

You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After

that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You

get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle;

you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime.

And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going

backwards; "I was JUST 92." Then a strange thing

happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little

kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!" May you all make it to

a healthy 100 and a half!!

Laughs

One afternoon, a woman was in her back yardhanging laundry when a tired-looking dogwandered into the yard. The woman could tellfrom the dog's collar and well-fed belly thathe had a home. But when she walked into thehouse, the dog followed her, sauntered downthe hall and fell asleep in a corner. An hourlater, he went to the door, and the woman lethim out.

The next day the dog was back. He resumedhis position in the hallway and slept for anhour. This continued for several weeks. Curi-ous, the woman finally pinned a note to his

collar: "Every afternoon, your dog comes tomy house for a nap."

The next day he arrived with a different notepinned to his collar: "We have six children.He's trying to catch up on his sleep."

My grandmother, who lived in Tucson, was well-

known for her faith and lack of reticence in talking

about it. She would go out on the front porch and

say, "Praise the Lord!" Her next door neighborwould shout back, "There ain't no Lord!"

During those days, my grandmother was very poor,

so the neighbor decided to prove his point by buying

a large bag of groceries and placing it at her door.

The next morning, Grandmother went to the porch

and, seeing the groceries, said, "Praise the Lord!"

The neighbor stepped out from behind a tree and

said, "I brought those groceries, and there ain't no

Lord." Grandmother replied, "Lord, you not onlysent me food but you made the devil pay for it."

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Laughs

Our local minister had all of hisremaining teeth pulled and newdentures made a few weeks ago.

The first Sunday, his sermon

lasted 10 minutes. The secondSunday, he preached only 20minutes. But, on the third Sun-day, he preached for an hour anda half.

I asked him about this. He thentold me "well, John, that firstSunday, my gums were so sore ithurt to talk. The second Sunday,my dentures were still hurting alot. Now the third Sunday, I ac-cidentally grabbed my wife'sdentures AND I COULDN'TSTOP TALKING!"


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11) Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes likenever washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones

12) If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown

13) My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo isup to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein

14) Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean,here we come back from a grocery store with the mostamazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must

think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -Anne Tyler

15) Women and cats will do as they please, and men anddogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A.Heinlein

16) Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside ofa dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

17) Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman. -DaveMiliman

18) If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosper-ous, he will not bite you; that is the principal differencebetween a dog and a man. -Mark Twain

19) Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our liveswhole. -Roger Caras

20) If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dogbiscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two ofthem. -Phil Pastoret

21) My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog

already thinks I am. -- an OleHoss

LaughsThe Wisdom of Canines

1) The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wagshis tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous

2) Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evi-dence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers

3) If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I wantto go where they went. -Will Rogers

4) There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy lick-ing your face. -Ben Williams

5) A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you morethan he loves himself. -Josh Billings

6) We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spareand love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us theirall. It's the best deal man has ever made. -M. Acklam

7) Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quiteunlike people, who are incapable of pure love and alwayshave to mix love and hate. -Sigmund Freud

8) I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of aweird religious cult. -Rita Rudner

9) A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turnaround three times before lying down. -Robert Benchley

10) Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keepabreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog news-paper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog newsitems, which, if they are especially urgent, are often con-tinued in the next yard. -Dave Barry


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Laughs

Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner

party she was giving. In her haste, however,

she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce,

and it sat on the counter all day. She was

worried about spoilage, but it was too late to

cook up another batch.

She called the local Poison Control Center

and voiced her concern. They advised

Becky to boil the sauce again.

That night, the phone rang during dinner,

and one of the guests volunteered to answer

it. Becky's face dropped as the guest called

out, "It's the Poison Control Center. Theywant to know how the spaghetti sauce

turned out."

Little Joe walked into his dad's study

while his dad was working on the com-

puter.

"Dad," said Joe, "Remember when you

told me you'd give me twenty dollars if I

passed my math test?"

Dad nodded.

"Well, the good news is that I just saved

you twenty bucks."

Laughs

Mary, who was a rather well propor-

tioned secretary, spent almost all of her

vacation sunbathing on the roof of her

hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first

day, but on the second, she decided thatno one could see her way up there, and

she slipped out of it for an overall tan.

She'd hardly begun when she heard

someone running up the stairs. She was

lying on her stomach, so she just pulled

a towel over her rear. "Excuse me,

miss," said the flustered assistant man-

ager of the hotel, out of breath fromrunning up the stairs. "The Hilton

doesn't mind your sunbathing on the

roof, but we would very much appreci-

ate your wearing a bathing suit as you

did yesterday."

"What difference does it make?" Mary

asked rather calmly. "No one can see me

up here, and besides, I'm covered with atowel."

"Not exactly," said the embarrassed

man. "You're lying on the dining room

skylight."

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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enterdigits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must containone of each digit. So must

every column, as must every 3x3square. Each Sudoku has a

unique solution that can be reachedlogically without guessing.

The Solution is at the end of the Book.No Peeking.

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Laughs

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He isobviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar,seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asksthe bartender for a drink.

The bartender politely informs the man that itappears that he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served additional liquor atthis bar but could get a cab called for him.

The drunk is briefly surprised then softlyscoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the barstool, and staggers out the front door.

A few minutes later, the same drunk stumblesin the side door of the bar. He wobbles up tothe bar and hollers for a drink. The bartendercomes over, and still politely--but more firmlyrefuses service to the man due to his inebria-tion. Again, the bartender offers to call a cabfor him.

The drunk looks at the bartender for a momentangrily, curses, and shows himself out the sidedoor, all the while grumbling and shaking hishead.

A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts inthrough the back door of the bar. He plopshimself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, andbelligerently orders a drink.

The bartender comes over and emphaticallyreminds the man that he is clearly drunk, willbe served no drinks, and either a cab or the po-lice will be called immediately.

The surprised drunk looks at the bartender andin hopeless anguish, cries "Man! How manybars do you work at?"

Laughs

One of the company's finest technicanswas drafted and sent to boot camp. Atthe rifle range, he was given some in-struction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired

several shots at the target. The reportcame from the target area that all at-tempts had completely missed the target.

The technician looked at his rifle, andthen at the target. He looked at the rifleagain, and then at the target again. Heput his finger over the end of the riflebarrel and squeezed the trigger with hisother hand. The end of his finger wasblown off, whereupon he yelled towardthe target area, "It's leaving here justfine, the trouble must be at your end!"


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