hot spot issue #291

8/14/2019 Hot Spot Issue #291

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LOUNGES & CLUBS

Mr. Wonderfuls icIsland Breeze 07Frozen Paradise icNetties Lounge 09Rosettes 19Inferno Lounge 33Raymonds Players Club 32Phar Cats

TRANSPORTATION

Bobby Albright 35J.J.s Tire World 06

ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt Lottery 17HOT SPOT Maze 36SUDOKU 36SUDOKU Solution 39DJ Dirty Redd 35Got Balloons 31DJ Postman 09DJ Mack Daddy 05

SERVICESMind of Creations 08Restore Your Photos 37HOT SPOT Printing 38Evolution in Action 32P.E. Middleton 29Got Balloons 31

CLOTHING & FASHIONSt. Paul Clothing 35

EVENTSClub Inferno Monday Nights 33Eveready Gospel Singers 35Lakmans Birthday

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HEALTH & BEAUTYMedicaid Advantage 11AVON 39

LEGAL & FINANCIALMAX$ TAXS 06Medicare Upgrade 27A Brighter Day Bail Bond 04

TECHNOLOGYCricket Communications 06Restore Your Photos 37

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FEATURESHOT SPOT Reps 23HOT SPOT Subscribe 31One Mans Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 06HOT SPOT Rates 15W. W. Law Foundation 032010 Calendars 30Black History 07


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One Mans Opinion

Part II had an interesting ride home Sunday after church. As my wifegrandson and I were driving down Montgomery Street. A brownSUV pulled in behind us and ran up very close then screeched histires as he applied his brakes. As I continued to look in my rear viewmirror, I saw the SUV swerve from one side of the street to the other, constantly crossing the yellowline and going close to the sidewalk. I immediately pulled over and let him pass. Now ahead of me,he kept swerving back and forth. Jamming on his brakes and accelerating wildly. When he got to theintersection of Montgomery and Meding he ran into the back of a Silver Mercedes. He then sped offdown Meding. I got his license number and pulled over and gave it to the driver of the Mercedeswho was on the phone with the police. Another car came up Meding and asked if an SUV hit theMercedes? I said yes, he said, he hit someone walking down the street and then flipped over. I

relayed the information to the young man in the Mercedes. To the credit of the police, two cruisersshowed up within 2 minutes. Then another cruiser and an ambulance. Shortly thereafter a fire truckarrived. I must say that the response time was very impressive. After speaking with the officer, wewent home, happy that I had the presence of mind to let the SVU pass earlier. OH, yeah, the SUVdriver, was arrested, charged with a DUI and a host of other charges.

Part IIOK, Barack, what happened? I thought you were supposed to come by the house for lunch whenyou were here in Savannah? I had the sandwiches and chips all made up, a fresh pack of cigarettesand a cold beer just like you said when we spoke last month. What happened man? I was extremelydisappointed. Like you asked, I didnt tell anyone that you were coming by. I only had four hundredand eighty-seven (487) of my closest and dearest friends waiting for you in the back yard. They allpromised to be on their best behavior and were anxious to speak with you. I was so embarrassed. Ieven had to refund 29% of the $3159 I charged each of them to be here AND give them free sand-wiches and beer. They also made me promise to give them a discount for the NEXT time you comeby. I think you owe me an explanation and an invitation to the White House for a weekend. Addition-ally, I think we should go with you, Michelle and the kids the next time you go to Hawaii. I expect tohear from you immediately if not sooner. Dont worry, were still good. Ill still keep your secret.

Just, One Mans Opinion.Live Long and Prosper

Ronald A. Gilliard, PublisherThanks Savannah, for over 11 Years of the HOT SPOT!


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Now doctor, isn't it true that when a per-son dies in his sleep, in most cases he

just passes quietly away and doesn'tknow anything about it until the nextmorning?

Q: What happened then?A: He told me, he says, "I have to killyou because you can identify me."Q: Did he kill you?

Was it you or your brother that waskilled in the war?

The youngest son, the 20-year-old, howold is he?

Q: She had three children, right?A: Yes.Q: How many were boys?A: None.Q: Were there any girls?

Were you alone or by yourself?

Q: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you ifyou recognize that picture?A: That's me.Q: Were you present when that picturewas taken?

Were you present in court this morningwhen you were sworn in?

Q: You say that the stairs went down tothe basement?A: Yes.Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Laughs

Lawyers

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is wellhung?

A: You can't get a finger between therope and his neck!

Q: If you are stranded on a desert islandwith Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, anda lawyer, and you have a gun with onlytwo bullets, what do you do?A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyersat the bottom of the ocean?A: A good start!

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer islying?A: His lips are moving.

Q: What's the difference between a deaddog in the road and a dead lawyer in theroad?A: There are skid marks in front of thedog.

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.

Q: What do you have when a lawyer isburied up to his neck in sand?A: Not enough sand.

Q: Why did God make snakes just be-fore lawyers?A: To practice.


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Laughs

The devil visited a lawyer's

office and made him an offer."I can arrange some thingsfor you, " the devil said. "I'llincrease your income five-fold.Your partners will love you;

your clients will respect you;you'll have four months ofvacation each year and live tobe a hundred. All I require inreturn is that your wife's soul,

your children's souls, and theirchildren's souls rot in hell foreternity."

The lawyer thought for amoment. "What's the catch?"he asked.

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LAKHMANS BIRTHDAY


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Laughs

Two women are on a transcontinentalballoon voyage. Their craft is engulfedin fog, their compass gone awry. Afraidof landing in the ocean, they drift for

days. Suddenly, the clouds part to showa sunlit meadow below. As they de-scend, they see a man walking his dog.

One of the flyers yells to the figure farbelow, "Where are we?"

The man yells back, "About a half mile

from town."

Once again, the balloonists areengulfed in the mist. One flyer saysto the other, "He must have been alawyer."

The other says, "A lawyer! How do youknow that?"

The first says, "Thats easy. Theinformation he gave us was accurate,concise, and entirely irrelevant."

Laughs

Two little squirrels were walking alongin the forest. The first one spied a nutand cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!" Thesecond squirrel jumped on it and said,

"Its my nut!"

The first squirrel said, "Thats not fair! Isaw it first!"

"Well, you may have seen it, but I haveit," argued the second.

At that point, a lawyer squirrel came upand said, "You shouldnt quarrel.

Let me resolve this dispute." The twosquirrels nodded, and the lawyer squir-rel said, "Now, give me the nut." Hebroke the nut in half, and handed half toeach squirrel, saying, "See? It was fool-ish of you to fight. Now the dispute is re-

solved."

Then he reached over and said, "And formy fee, Ill take the meat."


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LAKHMANS BIRTHDAY #2


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Laughs

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.To his dismay, there were thousands of peopleahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, tohis surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gateand came down the long line to where thelawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted himwarmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assis-tants took the lawyer by the hands and guidedhim up to the front of the line into a comfort-able chair by his desk.

The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this atten-tion, but what makes me so special?"

St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all thehours for which you billed your clients, andby my calculation you must be about 193

years old!"

Laughs

A man went to a brain store to get some brainto complete a study. He sees a sign remarkingon the quality of professional brain offeredat this particular brain store. He begins toquestion the butcher about the cost of thesebrains.

"How much does it cost for engineer brain?""Three dollars an ounce.""How much does it cost for programmer

brain?""Four dollars an ounce.""How much for lawyer brain?""$1,000 an ounce.""Why is lawyer brain so much more?""Do you know how many lawyers we had tokill to get one ounce of brain?"


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Laughs

Tom had this problem of getting up latein the morning and was always late forwork. His boss was mad at him andthreatened to fire him if he didn't do

something about it. So Tom went to hisdoctor who gave him a pill and toldhim to take it before he went to bed.Tom slept well and in fact beat thealarm in the morning by almost twohours. He had a leisurely breakfast anddrove cheerfully to work.

"Boss", he said, " The pill actually

worked!"

"That's all fine" said the boss, " Butwhere were you yesterday?"


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SUDOKU

The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enterdigits from 1 to 9 into the

blank spaces. Every row must containone of each digit. So must

every column, as must every 3x3square. Each Sudoku has a

unique solution that can be reachedlogically without guessing.

The Solution is at the end of the Book.No Peeking.

HOT SPOT MAZE


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TROY FLETCHER TIFFANY DIXON-LYNCH6/5/1988

BENJAMIN WEBBER1/3/1979

AKEEM DAVIS2/27/1991

LOURDES BROWN9/17/1987

SELENA YOUNG1/14/1968

VINCENT CAMPBELL3/26/1982

KENNETH BLOUNT11/20/1985

RAFAEL RUELAS1/9/1975 SENTWALI BOSTON1/22/1975RUSSELL FERGUSON3/23/1957

JASON SIMMONS6/19/1991

TYRONE BOWENS4/3/1987


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Sudoku Solution

Laughs

An attorney telephoned the governorjust after midnight, insisting that hetalk to him regarding a matter ofutmost urgency.

An aide eventually agreed to wake upthe governor.

"So, what is it?" grumbled thegovernor.

"Judge Garber has just died" said theattorney, "and I want to take hisplace."

The governor replied: "Well, it'sOK with me if it's OK with theundertaker."

An airliner was having engine trou-

ble, and the pilot instructed the cabincrew to have the passengers take theirseats and get prepared for an emer-gency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot askedthe flight attendants if everyone wasbuckled in and ready.

"All set back here, Captain," came thereply, "except the lawyers are still go-ing around passing out businesscards."


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