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CONTENTSFeatures Pre-Pay Electricity Vouchers 6Fashion Show: Meet the Choreographers 14Sari Organik Restaurant in the Rice Fields 26Help Wanted! 28

regularsEditor’s Note 2Chairwoman’s Message 3Newcomers' Message 5Report back: January Coffee Morning 8Social Diary: Models' Party 9 BWA Christmas Lunch 10 Back to School Quiz Night 23Book Reviews 13Recipes: Valentine's Day Recipies 16Weird & Wonderful News 18Advice: Dear Anon 30Notice Board 31Classifieds 32

traVelBaliem Valley Trekking Adventure 20

sPOtlIgHtRachel Malik 25

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GrapevineFEBRUARY 2015

soma Mitra-Chubblorraine gibbons, Hannah FaveereKaren turner, lorraine gibbons, simone Osborne, stephanie Brooks, Zem Chefeke

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It's February and we have only one month to go before our Annual General meeting. If you are reading this and have the skills or the willingness to help out, please do put yourself forward for nomination as a committee member. The BWA is run entirely by volunteers and without enough people to help out, vital events and activities will simply not happen. There is more information on the various roles on page 28 so please do see if anything interests you.

Soapbox done, it's time to give you the monthly run down of what this issue of Grapevine has in store for you. Our first feature is by Lorraine Gibbons on the new pre-pay system for electricity. If, like her, you have been struggling with the new technology, then do have a read - you will definitely learn a lot! We also have a feature from regular contributor Stephanie Brooks - this time a restaurant review - and a travel piece from Simone Osborne on her treks in Papua.

The big news is the fashion show, of course, which last month revealed its theme - see the poster at the back to find out what it is. Our coverage of the BWA's most anticipated event includes a feature on 'Meet the Choreographers' as well as a recap of the Models' Party which was held in January. Also in the Social Diary is Karen Turner's write up of the BWA Christmas lunch (for those of you who had 'memory loss' the day after) as well as Zem's report on the 'Back to School' Quiz Night. Thanks to both all our social reporters.

In recipes, we have some special recipes for Valentine's Day as well as advice from our Agony Uncle. And finally, the Spotlight returns and is focused on our new Honorary President, Rachel Malik. A very warm BWA welcome to you, Rachel!

FROM THE EDITOR

CHAIRWOMAN

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Postal address: P.O. Box 7923JKSM Jakarta 12079email: bwa@bwajakarta.orgweb page: www.bwajakarta.org

B WAC O M M I T T E E

2014-2015Honorary President rachel Malik

Chairwoman elaine tucker

Vice-Chairwoman suki Brar Khangura

general secretary Debbie Baxter

treasurer Zem Chefeke

grapevine editor soma Mitra-Chubb

social Welfare louise MacdonaldCo-ordinators & Jackie Buchanan

Newcomers’ lorraine gibbonsCo-ordinator

sponsorship sareena Barnes, Co-ordinators shweta Dakin Bazaar Coordinator tess gunasekera

Membership Jane FraserCo-ordinator

House/Food & Beverage Christina vanCo-ordinators Veerdegem

Programmes Nell Costello Co-ordinator

event Co-ordinator Berni Crockford

Website & eszter redmond Communications Co-ordinator

general Members Fiona Forsyth & amanda Hough

This publication is not for sale. It is distributed free to members of the British Women’s Association (BWA) in Indonesia.

The BWA and the Grapevine team will not accept responsibility for unsatisfactory service arising from any of our advertising,

or the misuse of this newsletter.

Dear MembersThis is my last message as Chairwoman of the

BWA. After almost seven years we are returning to the UK. I’m excited at the prospect of moving home for a while, but I know I will miss Jakarta and the fabulous friends I’ve made here! We all get frustrated from time to time, but there is so much to enjoy about life here. The BWA has been a big part of my life and I’ve made loads of hopefully lifelong friendships here.

The AGM will be coming up next month so please consider getting involved on the Committee in some capacity. There are lots of roles available, so if you have some spare time and are keen then please come forward. Keep your skills and CV up to date and help to run this very worthwhile organisation.

I’m sure by now Christmas is becoming a distant memory and everyone is getting back to daily routines in Jakarta! Last month we had our 'Back to School' Quiz and as usual it was great fun. Mr Crockford and his glamorous assistant Berni challenged not only our brains this time but also included a PE round! I was very chuffed to win the skipping – years of Boxercise classes obviously paid off!

Plans for the Fashion Show are well underway and tickets will go on sale to members only on 10 March at BWA so get there early to get a good table! I will be sad to miss this amazing event, which is all organised and performed by BWA members. I’m sure lots of you who haven’t been to one yet will be keen to get involved next year once you see it!

I’d like to say thank you very much and welcome our new sponsors: The Rio Club at Platinum Plus, Alila Hotels and NOW! Jakarta at Platinum, EMC Housing, Mesa Hotels and International SOS at Silver and Marlborough College, AIS and Balfour Beatty at Bronze level BWA Sponsors. Thank you all for lending your support to the BWA and our social welfare projects.

Elaine

FROM THE CHAIRWOMAN

NEWCOMERS

Message froM the Newcomers’ Coordinator

Welcome to Jakarta. And an even bigger welcome to the British Women’s Association.Here’s a game to play when you are in the car. It’s especially effective

when you are brand new in Jakarta. Spot everything around you that would be illegal in your country of origin. The reason it’s most effective when you are new is you seem to just accept it as normal when you have been here even a couple of months and even condone it.

Any construction site. Multiple European laws being broken. I think the one that I don’t even double take at is the lack of protective footwear. Look out for the guys arc welding whilst crouching on the ground wearing flip flops. Or using a Kango hammer with flip flops. No eye protection either and they always have a crowd watching. I’m not sure if this is to learn how to use this dangerous machinery or if it’s morbid fascination that the person might slip and lose their foot. Whoops!

Driving. Where to start…Don’t even want to start on the motorcyclists and I have touched on them in previous newcomers columns. So let’s briefly look at cars. The safety lane/hard shoulder on the toll road. It’s actually an extra lane for vehicles to use in a traffic jam… The awful thing is that sometimes I’m grateful that my driver does use this ‘extra’ lane and I’m quietly willing him to move over and zip along. The conversation in my head goes like this; ‘Just nip along there’. ‘No, it’s not safe.’ ‘But you’ll get there 20 minutes earlier.’ ‘What if a police car needs to get past?’ ‘Well, they are only escorting VIPs anyway!’

Then there’s jumping red lights. Oh boy. Another example of my inner voice shouting, ‘Just go for it. We’ll make it’. I took a taxi really early to school one morning when there were hardly any vehicles on the road. Fabulous. I was enjoying a ‘normal’ journey for once but then realised we had the Silver Bird taxi driver who really did stop at red lights. My inner voice is screaming, ‘Go, just go.’ It was so unusual that other road users were behind us beeping for him to move forward and the one behind reversed and drove around.

Have fun spotting illegal activity, maybe even note down some, as you’ll totally ignore it soon. It will also help to kill the time we spend in the car at this time of the year. Rain + Jakarta = mayhem.

Please do contact me if you have any questions or need a chat. One of the newcomers team is at the weekly coffee every Tuesday morning. The BWA was set up to offer support to you. Please join us, get to know your fellow expats and how we can help.

Regards,

Lorraine GibbonsEmail: sheppardlorraine@hotmail.comMobile: 08111 803 657

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Pre Pay electricity Vouchers – the innovative Way forward?

When Soma asked me to write an article about electricity prepayment vouchers, I sat down and tried to think of some pros and cons to the system. Well, the list of cons was extensive…However, you may move into a house that has this system, so below I’ve written a tongue-in-cheek article on our experiences and some ways to avoid pitch black, boiling hot nights!

When we moved into our house, the supervisor walked around with us to show us the basics of how things worked. I think he saved the best ‘til last…

I was aware that previous employees of my husband’s company had had their electricity bills paid directly by the company. However, we were introduced to what was sold to us as the new way forward – our very own pre-paid electricity meter - just installed and flashing red, all ready to go. I learnt later that the red flashing would trigger immediately raised blood pressure and symptoms of panic attacks. I anticipated all future issues in my head and we sent an email to my husband’s company along with the house management company, in this case, Lembong/Constructa. We cited health and safety issues and asked to go back to post-paid. We were told that PLN, the electricity company, had decided the way forward, when a house has an upgraded electrical system, was prepaid.

So began our meter sagas. Here are some of the situations we have faced in just over a year using this system that is ‘the way forward’;

After 2 days of moving in the meter ran out, luckily during daylight hours on a weekday (more of this to come). We did not know how much juice the meter needed to last even for a day. I asked the management company to show me how to read the meter so I could judge how much was left. Well, I had 3 of them here scratching their heads and they left not able to give me an answer. There are so many scrolling numbers that come up on the screen, with no explanation of what they are…

I always went to the Indomaret just up the road to buy my vouchers. One day I went in and they said, ‘PLN link broken’. Then began the saga of finding somewhere that the link was not ‘broken’. My journey around Kemang that day was interesting. I discovered that

different stores, even in the same chain such as 7/11, have a different maximum amount they can sell each PLN account per day. One Circle K in Kemang can only sell Rp 100,000 per day; that’s not enough for one day’s electricity for us.

In November, I went to let the dog out on a Sunday night at 10.45 for his last wee wee. As is ritual, I looked at the meter and the world stopped. Code Red!!! Flashing red. How much electricity is left? Don’t know! Quick, load another voucher. Don’t have one! No driver. 7/11 shutting soon. It’s dark. It’s hot. Fridge and freezer are full. You get the picture…

For the next two hours we had our compound security guards trying to find an outlet selling vouchers. My husband managed to buy a voucher on-line but the code number had to be texted to a mobile phone or emailed back. We realised then that this is not an instant service; the code was delivered at 5am. I don’t know how, but the guard on the motor bike came back and said somewhere was opening at 1 pagi who could sell him a voucher. Behold, at 1.10 AM we had loaded a number on the machine and my blood pressure lowered; the light went green.

So, here are a few tips;• To avoid code red and the incessant

flashing red light that then flashes red and starts beeping, keep a voucher worth Rp 200,000 in a drawer, nice and safe. It will get you through a Sunday or public holiday until a weekday when the PLN office opens. This is in case the ‘link is broken’ and you can’t get a voucher from Indomaret, 7-11, Alfamart, etc.

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• Find out where the nearest store is that sells large vouchers. One of the Indomarets near me can sell Rp 1,000,000 per day per meter.

• You can add as much to the meter per day as you like. If you are going on holiday, add enough to cover the whole duration and leave a spare voucher with your staff just in case.

• There is a PLN office on Jalan Warung Jati next to the Trans Jakarta bus stop in the centre of the street. This is close to Kemang. Make sure your driver knows where this is. The opening times seem variable, but it does open at 8 AM. I have never had to queue and you can buy as much credit as you like in one transaction. To top up, you need your meter number and the name the account was set up under.

• I keep a record of when I top up on a calendar so I know our approximate usage. This way I know which day the credit is likely to run out.

• Try to work how to top up at an ATM. My husband has tried at BCA to no avail although other people seem to get it to work.

If you're feeling adventurous, go to www. mobilepulsa.com. This is a downloadable app available on Google play as well as AppStore, so it's good for both IOS and Android sustems. Here you can buy prepaid vouchers as well as buy Pulsa (prepaid credit for your mobile phone). You do need to have a card that will work on the ATM Bersama

system, though.• Have plug in lights that switch on

automatically when you lose power. These will give you light if you lose power due to power supply issues and also if your voucher has expired.

If you do find you have a pre-paid meter in your house, think of it as another Jakarta adventure and I’m sure it will give you some stories to tell in the future.

Lorraine Gibbons

THE BWA WELCOMES NEW SPONSORS

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REPORT BACK

january Coffee MorningTUESDAY 13 JANUARY

The January Great British Coffee Morning (for those of you who have been wondering what GBCM was supposed to stand for) was held somewhat later in the month than usual to allow time for members to return from their Christmas travels. The main speaker for the day was Sunshine Biskaps, personal trainer and occasional Grapevine writer, who spoke about healthy eating, including what foods to avoid and which to load up on, leading to a lively Q&A session at the end.

The theme of health and detoxification was continued in the choice of vendors who brought organic items, cleansing products and home made cheeses to sell to the people attending.

There were the usual raffles and announcements, and of course the buffet. Thanks to Cecelia's Café for providing the chocolate brownies and lamingtons for the morning.

Despite being 11,000kms away, Nell, our Programmes lady, managed to organise the event with her usual efficiency. We did miss her cheerful smiling face, though. Come back soon, Nell - we miss you!

Soma Mitra-Chubb

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MoDeLS' ParTyfriday 23 january

The Models' Party is traditionally the day when the background work on the Fashion Show comes firmly to the foreground. In the absence of Tamzin Bianchi, our Producer, the evening was conducted by Shweta Dakin, Co- Producer and Corwin Larson, Creative Director and head Choreographer. The first order of the evening was the Big Reveal – the theme of the 2015 Fashion show which was… (drum roll) A Space Odyssey. Corrie went on to explain the finer details of the show to the models and taught them the model’s mantra – just say Yes! Yes to the dress, yes to the hair, yes to the occasionally outrageous make-up... We can’t, of course, tell you all that was talked about – just wait till the show!The choreographers were then introduced and the models went to their groups – some confidently, some rather shy, all about to embark on an out-of-this-world journey. For the next four months, they’ll dance together, laugh together, drink together and even cry together.

Get your tickets to the most anticipated show in Jakarta. Tickets go on sale to members from 10 March onwards – so get ready for a blast!

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Festive cheer was not the only thing in abundance when the BWA held their annual Christmas Lunch at the Grand Kemang Hotel on 1 December 2014. There was also a plethora of divine dresses, a smorgasbord of spectacular food and a veritable well of wine.

For the uninitiated, the BWA Christmas

Lunch is the event that strikes fear into the hearts of our drivers (but how did you end up in the hotel loading bay in a supermarket trolley madam?) and our helpers, who year-in-year-out, deliver Oscar-worthy performances to husbands returning from a tough day at the office (Ibu drunk? Oh no Pak, she came home ages ago but is sleeping off a really bad migraine). There’s a gagging order in place concerning certain events that have taken place at the lunch in years gone by and our members are so loyal to one another that the ‘What Happens in Vegas…’ sisterhood code is steadfastly upheld. Suffice to say, it is one of the most eagerly awaited events of the year, so book early for 2015.

The 2014 lunch did not fail to deliver

the high standard of fun and enjoyment that we have come to expect. The 11.30

am start gave us all the opportunity to get cracking on some ‘bubbles’ nice and early and to exchange compliments on our sparkly dresses (there was no theme this year other than a request by the organising committee to ‘sparkle’).

Our multi-talented MC, Berni Crockford,

got proceedings underway with a fun game which led to a lot of ladies holding either their heads or their tails – don’t ask! After this, BWA Chairwoman, Elaine Tucker, gave a lovely, warm welcome speech and presented some very generous prizes, donated by our sponsors, that were won by various lucky guests.

We were fortunate to be able to count Mrs

Rachel Malik, wife of the British Ambassador HE Moazzam Malik, amongst our guests on the day. Mrs Malik graciously gave a short speech expressing her high regard for the British Women’s Association and its aims, her wish to get to know more members better, hopes for the forthcoming year and she rounded off by extending Christmas greetings to all present.

The buffet was then declared open, which

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was timely, as we had all been merrily quaffing sparkling wine since 11.30am. It had been decided, by the organising committee, to dispense with typical Christmas fayre, following the scandal of ‘Turkey-Gate’ that had shocked Jakarta society during November. A false rumour had been circulated, that no turkeys would be available this year. What a brilliant call it was as no one missed them whatsoever! Instead we beheld the most amazing array of delicious dishes including beef, ham and salmon en croute along with so many divine desserts we were spoilt for choice (so I tried

them all!). Top marks to the Grand Kemang Hotel for a very impressive festive feast.

The party continued with the arrival of

Father Christmas, the exchange of Secret Santa presents amongst tables, photo opportunities galore, exuberant dancing and (even more) drinking until late in the afternoon when the drivers/maids began their damage limitation. Once again, a thoroughly enjoyable way to herald the start of the festive season and I, for one, am suffering through 'Dry January', can’t wait for the next one.

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The start of a new year is always an opportune time to review your investments to ensure your portfolio is well diversified. However, this year it is arguably more important than in previous years to do so.This is because stock market volatility is predicted to generally increase throughout 2015 due to the rise of economic and political uncertainties that could affect investments. As such, your portfolio needs to be rebalanced as this helps mitigate potential future risks and it will help you to take advantage of new arising opportunities. Furthermore, global economic growth is not as strong as it was – although the United States is bucking this trend – and markets are susceptible to turbulence when investment banks reduce capital invested in market making activities. Bearing all this in mind, what does deVere Group, which has 80,000 clients and $10bn under advice and management globally, expect will be the primary geopolitical factors to drive the rise in market volatility? In a recent briefing, Tom Elliott, deVere Group’s International Investment Strategist, observed: “The 40 per cent drop in the price of oil over the last six months of 2014 represents a significant challenge to global investors, as well as to oil-exporting economies because it opens a box of uncertainties. “For instance, cheaper oil will benefit the industrialised economies as energy costs fall. But a prolonged period of, say, sub-$60 oil could wreak havoc on the North America fracking and shale industries and –some bond investors fear- trigger a sell-off in the corporate high yield market, where many of the companies have obtained their financing. This could, in turn, lead to nervous investors selling other high yield debt, such as emerging market paper, in a race to exit risk assets. “Lower oil prices obviously puts pressure on some of the weaker governments and economies in the Middle East, with the potential for further unrest if government spending has to be reduced. “The uncertainty over the ongoing development of the euro project continues to trouble investors. However, investors may want to place bets that 2015 is the year when the region’s policy makers finally agree to take action. “The structural problems that plague the euro zone are far from fixed. The good news, however, is that most

policy makers now acknowledge that these issues are inter-linked, even if they may give each problem a very different order of priority. “I think we are going to see a grand bargain of sorts emerge over the next 12 months, whereby all the main players move together. Undervalued eurozone stocks may rally sharply if this happens, although most of the gains will take years to materialise.”2015 may also see some increase in risk coming from other countries, of course. Mr Elliott explained: “There are concerns regarding Japan’s use of massive fiscal and monetary expansion to achieve consistent economic growth. In addition, we may discover if China’s private sector has taken on too much debt, if a wave of defaults from property companies, for example, leads to a banking crisis, will the Chinese government bail them out? What will the impact be on growth? “Also, it should be noted that a weak Russian bear is potentially more dangerous than a strong one, and if export energy prices remain depressed and the economy falls into recession, President Putin may choose to ramp up the rhetoric. “However, the country most likely to experience a rise in political risk is the UK as voters and investors make sense of a new political landscape, triggered by two nationalist parties (UKIP and the SNP) challenging the Conservative and Labour parties’ traditional dominance of Westminster. The spring general election may well result in a minority government that seeks allies on a policy-by-policy basis, or another coalition government. Neither promises stability.” As any savvy investor appreciates, regularly reassessing your portfolio is essential to make sure that your financial goals remain ‘on target’ and so that, should it be necessary, adjustments can be made to factor-in market developments and changes to personal circumstances. Yet against a backdrop of the rising stock market volatility in 2015, for wealth protection purposes and to take advantage of the prevailing opportunities that volatility presents, investors now more than at the start of other years are being actively encouraged to reassess their investments with their independent financial adviser.

To make an appointment with a qualified deVere Group independent financial adviser, call +62 877 805 38 276 or visit: www.devere-group.com

the iMPortanCe of reassessing your Portfolio for 2015

BOOK REVIEWS

MORANTHOLOGY By Caitlin Moran

FIVE STAR BILLIONAIREBy Tash Aw

I feel a lot of affinity with Caitlin Moran. We both have a Wolverhampton connection (hers is by birth, mine by marriage), we have both been known to carry falafels in our handbags and we both spend hours explaining our names to people (“But it’s pronounced ‘Catlin!’”). The difference, of course, is that Moran is far, far funnier than I will ever be. Moranthology is her second non-fiction book, a collection of her col-umns in The Times over the years.In the first chapter, she describes how she decided what to write about: “(she) would be polite, and silly and point at cool stuff.” In it, as the blurb

describes, she “gets quite chatty” about a range of subjects, from David Cameron (she describes him as “a C3PO made of ham,” which sparked off a facebook page) or Lola of Charlie and Lola (“bright, chatty,… intolerable” and a “crayoned harpy”).There are also her very funny television reviews of shows like Dr Who, Sherlock and Down-ton Abbey (presumably this is the ‘pointing at cool stuff’ section). The book is, in parts, fairly polite, very silly, and often hilarious. I don’t usually use the term ‘laugh out loud’ but this case it was absolutely true. Highly readable and highly recommended.

Soma Mitra-Chubb

Five Star Billionaire follows the fortunes of five characters who are trying to make their fortune, in different ways, in Shanghai. From Phoebe, a young factory girl, and Gary, a disgraced singer to Yinghui, a businesswoman, Justin, a former property magnate and finally Walter Chao, the narrator of the novel; they are all trying to re-invent themselves in Shanghai.

The backdrop of the novel is the ‘new’ Shanghai: rich, brash and glittering. However, the characters are all tarnished in their own ways. As the novel progresses, their lives intertwine in subtle ways.

The descriptions of life in Shanghai are half familiar and evoke perfectly the experience of living in Asia. There are fake handbags, HTC smartphones and descriptions of noodle breakfasts. There are descriptions of handing over business cards with both hands and of attitudes about marriage (“everyone knew that once a woman was past thirty five, there was little point in trying to hook up with a local guy: Westerners were so much more accepting of age”).

Aw tells the story with gentle irony and a fair amount of pathos. This is very much a ‘Booker’ novel (it was longlisted for the prize in 2013) so if you like that sort of thing, this book is for you.

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Corwin larson, head ChoreographerThis is the 10th year of my involvement and I am so happy to be onboard once again working with a new, talented, motivated committee for this year’s Space Odyssey 2015 Fashion Show. This incredible event has seen me through almost 12 years of living in Jakarta, raising two beautiful children, supporting my husband, (Kyle Larson) in his ever dynamic career path, making new friends and saying goodbye to those that move on.

Together with the amazing group of choreographers, this year we are sure to put together a breath taking, heart pounding, fasten your seatbelt count down event, in 5...4...3...2...1

Let the journey begin.

arianna thurowArianna is a mother of two active elementary schoolers with a passion for dance, travel, and yoga. She is proud to be a part of the BWA Fashion Show for her third year in a row and is especially excited to have her best friend (and hubby) choreographing as well. She is thrilled to be part of this team of friends once again.

Berni CrockfordAnother opening, another Show! I have tapped, twerked and twirled and brought laughter cheers and tears…I will not be stepping off my glitter ball yet!

So hold on tight and get ready to be blasted into Space Odyssey.

elhaq latiefMy first time choreographing for BWA's Annual Fashion show! I've been dancing for nine years now. I started with Ballet, and then tried other dances such as Modern, Contemporary, Jazz and Hip hop. I have choreographed lots pieces for events, such as Arts Festivals and Musical Productions. I'm getting awesome vibes from everyone involved. I'm extremely excited about the dance!

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Meet tHe CHOreOgraPHers BWa FasHION sHOW 2015

helen thomsonI am a PE teacher with a passion of dance. This is my sixth BWA fashion show and I just love the buzz of dancing and having fun on stage!

Jane niblettI am originally from London but spent five years in Edinburgh before coming out to Jakarta for our first taste of expat life. Three and a half years years later we are still here. I guess it suits us! Although heavily involved in dancing as a child you would more recently have seen me in a gym thankfully putting other people through their paces. Having watched the Fashion Show twice I was involved as a model last year. I loved it so much I could not say no to being involved again!

John thurow John is an American living and working in Jakarta since 2012. He has been performing onstage and exploring movement since childhood by training in ballroom and modern dance, ballet, musical theater, as well as martial arts like American Kenpo Karate and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. He is excited to participate in his second year participating in the BWA fasion show, and his first as a choreographer!

Julie scheepersHi, my name is Julie and I am 35 years old and a mother of four very busy little boys. We have been in Jakarta for 18 months now and being a model in the BWA Fashion Show 2014 has definitely been a highlight; hence my enthusiasm to take part in 2015, not only as a model but as choreographer as well. Dance was a huge part of my childhood, so I am thrilled to be tapping into my youth and can't wait to hit that stage again.

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Paté ON tOast

Valentine's day reCiPesWant to avoid the crowds on Valentine’s night? What better way to celebrate with a loved one than by having a special meal at home?

4 slices wholewheat bread1/2 tin paté (use any you like – foie gras, chicken liver or even a vegetarian ‘paté’ such as mushroom or chick pea)4-6 cornichons (small pickled cucumber)

Use a heart shaped cutter to cut pieces out of the bread. Depending on the size, you may get only two, or four from each slice. Toast the bread in a low (1500C) oven for around 20-25 minutes till crisp.

Slice the cornichons and arrange them on the plate. Spread a small amount of paté on each heart-shaped toast. Enjoy!

Notes: Paté can be served warm or cold - how you chose to serve it is up to you. I usually find that lightly chilling it is best. Foie gras can also be served with semi-sweet accompaniments such as a chutney or cranberry sauce.

tOMatO sOuPTomatoes used to be called love apples so it's a fitting choice for this meal.

2 cans crushed or diced tomatoes2 tbsp tomato paste1 tbsp sugar1 garlic clove1 fresh sage leaf100ml whipping creamSour cream for decoration

In a blender, belnd all the ingredients together until pureed. Transfer to a saucepan and heat until steaming (but don’t let the soup boil!). Add salt and pepper to taste.

Pour the soup into individual bowls and pour a circle of sour cream in the center of the hot soup. Drag a knife gently through the center of the sour cream to create a little heart. Sprinkle with pepper.

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Filet mignon (French for "cute fillet" or "dainty fillet") is a steak from the smaller end of the tenderloin.

2 X150gm filet mignon steaks1 medium onion1 tbsp Bisto (or 1 tbsp flour plus some beef stock)For the marinade1 tsp Worcestershire sauce1 clove garlic1 pinch salt1tsp olive oil plus more for frying

Crush the garlic and mix with the Worcester sauce, oil and salt. Rub this mixture all over the steaks and put aside for about 30 minutes. Heat some oil in a pan; when hot, place the steaks inside. Fry till medium or well done (5-10 minutes), as desired. Remove the steaks and place on a hot plate. Now fry the onion in the remaining butter until softened. (If using flour instead of Bisto, add it now) If using Bisto, mix in with 200ml cold water and add it (or water plus beef stock) to the onions and stir till thickened.Place steak on a plate and top with onion sauce. Serve with mashed potatoes and green beans.

FIlet MIgNON IN sauCe CHOCOlate PuDDINg

200g gluten-free plain flour50g buckwheat flour140g golden caster sugar50g cocoa1 tbsp baking powder2 tsp xanthan gum4 tbsp milky coffee3 large eggs100g butter, melted150ml milk100g milk chocolate, broken into chunksvanilla ice cream or single creamFor the sauce300ml boiling water200g light muscovado sugar25g cocoa

Put the flours, caster sugar, cocoa, baking powder, xanthan gum and a pinch of salt in a large mixing bowl. Whisk together the coffee, eggs, melted butter and milk, then pour onto the dry ingredients and mix together until smooth. Stir in the chocolate chunks and scrape everything into the baking dish.

Mix 300ml boiling water with the sugar and cocoa for the sauce, then pour this all over the pudding batter Bake at 1800C on the middle shelf of the oven for 30 mins until the surface looks firm, risen and crisp. As you scoop spoonfuls into serving bowls, you should find a glossy, rich chocolate sauce underneath the sponge.

Eat immediately with vanilla ice cream or single cream.

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PUB OWNER GETS £1,773.30 GAS BILL …FOR ‘PRINCE CHARLES’

NOKIA MOBILE FOUND IN SYDNEY HARBOUR AFTER 14 YEARS - STILL WORKS!

A Pub owner got the surprise of his life when he opened a letter from British Gas and found it was an unpaid bill for £1,773.30 – addressed to Prince Charles.

The mistake arose because the pub that Terry Gaskin runs, in Brick End, Broxted, is ... the Prince of Wales.

However the letter was correctly addressed to “HRH The Prince of Wales at Broxted” and begins ‘Your Royal Highness” (clearly someone knows their royal protocol). Somewhat embarrassingly, the letter goes on to discuss "the debt owing on your account" and the "balance outstanding" on December 19, 2014 of £1,773.30.

Gaskin said: "It was a bit of a shock - obviously there has been some sort of mix-up." The pub itself is not even connected to the gas main and has no account with British Gas.

British Gas said neither the prince nor the pub were meant to get the letter (who was, then?)

A Nokia 3315 was recently found in the Sydney Harbour after a whopping 14 years the bottom of the ocean...and was still fully functional. The antiquated mobile was discovered inside an oyster near Watson’s Bay in Sydney’s eastern suburbs.

The phone was found by a local fisherman, and is apparently going on auction through Sotheby’s Australia.

The original owner of the phone was reportedly contacted and was “delighted” to be reunited with her old phone. However, despite there being “absolutely nothing wrong” with her old Nokia, she says she’d rather keep on using her current phone.

“It’s nice to have old bluey back. But it’s 2015. The only use that phone has is a paperweight at a Newtown cafe,” she said. “Besides, I lost it when I was 15 – you should read the messages. I couldn’t stop cringing.”

An eight-foot alligator was found in the back yard of a suburban Los Angeles home where the reptile had been living illegally since the 1970s, authorities said on Thursday.

Animal control officers discovered the alligator in a closed box next to the carcasses of two cats. Animal Services believe that the alligator may have eaten other cats in the locality.

The family keeping the alligator insisted that it ate only “chicken, hot dogs, stuff of that nature – nothing live,”

Keeping wild animals without a permit is illegal in Los Angeles. The alligator, a 38-year old female named Jaxson, was taken to the Los Angeles Zoo

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MAN SURVIVES THREE HOURS IN BIN VAN

GROOM DISCOVERS ‘WIFE’ IS ACTUALLY A BOY

THIS COCKTAIL DRESS IS REALLY SMART!

A young designer has created a dress which automatically repels unwanted advances.

Dutch designer Anouk Wipprecht created the 3D-printed experimental ‘Spider dress’ with a special collar of robotic ‘spider legs.’ The dress uses Intel’s new SmartSense system to not only sense depth, but also to sense the wearer’s mood. The special chip measures respiration, perspiration and other aspects (which no doubt also end in –ation), If the wearer seems stressed, the dress can automatically raise its spider ‘legs’ and extend menacingly from the shoulder

to suggest that ‘intruders’ back off. Conversely, if the wearer feels relaxed, the legs wave invitingly. The dress will also raise its hackles if you approach the wearer 'too aggressively.'

The experimental ‘Spider dress’ was recently showcased at January’s Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas and is currently available in black and white.

A man in India had been married for one week before he carried his wife into a hotel Bridal Suite on their honeymoon – and made the staggering discovery.

Balak Ram, 37, apparently asked a local matchmaker to set him up on a date. Just one week later, he was introduced to "29-year-old" beauty Raj Kumari.

After a romantic first meeting, besotted Ram, from the State of Uttar Paradesh in northern India, rushed to get the wed-ding finalised. He said: "When I first met Raj it was love at first sight, for sure.”

After a wedding ceremony attended by friends and fam-ily – Ram whisked away his new bride on a romantic honeymoon. But when they got into the bridal suite he had the shock of his life. "My 29-year-old wife was a 15-year-old boy."

Balak said he has since annulled the marriage to the teenage boy – but revealed he does not blame the schoolboy for what happened. He said: "We get on well as friends and I don't mind being seen with him in his sari."

A man survived for more than three hours in the back of a refuse van after being scooped up by accident as he fished his wallet out of a bin.

The lucky man, who has not been named, used bits of wood to clamber to the top to the rubbish inside the van to stop himself being squashed by pressure compactors, as other bins were picked up and litter dumped on top of him. This ordeal lasted a whole three hours, until the van finally finished its rounds and arrived at a landfill site. When the rubbish was dumped, he managed to crawl out, being spotted by a worker - just seconds before the pile of rubbish was due to be bulldozed.

Somewhat ironically, this occurred in California, in a town called YOLO. One man, at least, seems to have had a second chance.

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Baliem Valley - trekking adventure

We decided to venture east, in fact to the most eastern province of Indonesia. After an overnight flight from Jakarta to Jayapura, myself and a reluctant hubby, change planes and board a small turbo prop airplane taking us to the small town of Wamena, the capital of the central highlands.

Mac, our tour organiser, meets and greets us at the tiny provincial airport of Wamena. We collect our backpacks, head to a small restaurant, walking distance from the airport. Mac briefs us on our 4-day trek to the southern Baliem Valley while we savour a quick lunch. Like illegal immigrants, he arranges for our ‘Surat Jalan’ (every visitor to Papua needs to obtain one) and introduces our crew, Bernat our guide, three porters (Ismail, Obat and Jack) and Ali the cook. All clear, we pile into a van with backpacks, provisions and our crew. The ride takes about 40 minutes until the road literally ends and we continue on foot and start our three-hour trek for the afternoon to the village of Kurima.

The porters balance our backpacks, sleeping bags and all other provisions while we only carry our daypack. The terrain

is comfortable, the scenery breathtaking and our surrounds peaceful with no cars or motorbikes in sight. Half an hour into the trek we encounter our first Dani villager, an elderly man in his traditional koteka (penis gourd), woollen cap and a small shoulder bag holding his personal belongings. Bernat (our guide) starts chatting while the man nods at us in a friendly way. We are allowed to take photos for a small fee and he happily smiles at the camera. Next we reach the first traditional village along the way, with their traditional Honai huts, round thatched dwellings. Dani people live in fenced compounds and each village consists of a men’s hut, women’s hut, a house for cooking and quarters for their highly valued pigs. Dani people appear very friendly people; there is no shortage of smiles in the villages and along our way.

Finally we arrive in Kilise where we set up camp for the night. Our quarter is a typical Dani guesthouse, a plain room where we unroll our sleeping bag on the wooden floor. We freshen up, resting our legs while taking in the views of the vast Baliem River snaking its way through the valley. Suddenly

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a bunch of children surround the guesthouse. Word must have gotten out that we have arrived. They check us out and greet us with ‘Wah, wah’, which means ‘Welcome’ in their local language. In the meantime Ali and the rest of the crew prepare our dinner, consisting of rice, vegetables and chicken, which goes down a treat after the trek. As dark rolls in over the valley and temperatures drop, we decide to call it an early night to be ready for our next day adventure.

After breakfast we pack our belongings say our good byes continuing our trek into the valley. We hike down a steep trek to be met by a massive, man made suspension bridge. Approaching apprehensive we had no choice but to cross the shaky bridge. Slowly and focusing on our every step we cross the bridge over the Baliem River, single file holding each side of the rope. Continuing through the stunning countryside we come across few more elder men in their traditional kotekas (many young people nowadays wear western clothes). Late afternoon we reach Hitugi village where we set up camp for the night. Again we are shown through to our simple room or wooden floor, a room without furniture of any kind, in the Missionaries house. Clearly talk hit the village that we had arrived and before long the entire population was congregated in front of our house. Women, men and kids alike, all placed their locally made wares and handicrafts on the lawn for us to browse in the hope we’d buy a thing

or two. From Noken (hand made bags they wear around their forehead to carry goods or babies) to Kotekas, spears, pipes and tobacco, all was there.

A boy came up close to us pointing at his injured finger, which sustained a deep and infected cut. We quickly got the message to mobilise the first aid kid and attend to many minor injuries with what we had on hand. We had been warned to take a fully stocked medical kit. We had no idea that it would not be for us. We should have taken more, particularly antibiotic cream and band-aids.

The next morning we farewell the locals and off we go to see what this new day brings. Along the way we observe Dani people at their daily routine, cultivating their fertile land and working their steep sweet potato gardens. The Danis are pretty self sufficient in terms of vegetables and meat. As for staples like rice, cooking oil and other supplies they venture to the town of Wamena (a three to four day return trip) by foot, to buy their goods, and carrying the heavy load back tirelessly.

The path gets steeper as we reach the valley of Mugi River, where we find a small traditional rope bridge to cross. Next to the bridge is a small waterfall, which calls for a quick refresh. We cross the bridge, more confident than before and continue to Syokosimo village. As we near the village we discover a congregation of people. Bernat

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says it looks like a celebration. Trekking closer, we watch women crouched over a fireplace with hot steaming rocks, cooking sweet potatoes, vegetables and a pig, while their hand made bags (Noken) adorn their backs and hang from their foreheads. Bernat has a word to the village chief after which he tells us we are invited to join the celebrations. We are offered to sit (on wooden planks on the ground) together with the chief and his committee observing the cooking, watching the locals and being served the traditional meal straight from the fire on nothing but leaves on the ground. What an ultimate experience.

Our night is spent in the village where

Bernat offers us the option of sleeping in the Honai hut but with the cool temperatures he decides we should sleep in the village chief’s house.

On our last day we trek back to Wamena, arriving at the pick up point to where the van meets us and takes us to the Baliem Pilamo Hotel where we stay the night in an actual bed, which was quite pleasant after sleeping on hard wooden floors for three nights.

We stayed two more nights in Wamena where Mac arranges a mock war/pig fiesta in a nearby village, a fantastic experience witnessing the local people perform a traditional dance in their traditional clothes (kotekas and grass skirts), after which they sacrifice a piglet and cook it their traditional way. The following day we drove to the nearby village of Jiwika to admire the 250-year-old mummy. It’s a national treasure and heavily guarded but you are able to hold it, funnily enough.

It was an incredible experience, sleeping in traditional guesthouses, meeting traditional people and experiencing their still primitive way of life.

Simone Osborne

faCtsThree main tribes occupy the Baliem Valley: Dani, Lani & Yali.There are many tour operators offering different packages. You can choose trekking

tours or if you prefer you can base yourself in Wamena (stay in a hotel) and take day trips from there. Personally the experience of staying in the villages is more authentic, but remote.

Tip: As locals will ask for money when having their photos taking it is advisable to take many small Rupiah notes or other tradeable items such as 3-in1 coffee sachets or Kreteks with you.

Note: We booked our trip with Trek Papua, owned and run by Papuans, they know their land and the money goes back to the community. They arranged our flight from Jayapura to Wamena, Surat Jalan and customised our itinerary.

Trek Papua Tour & Travel, Jl. Trans Papua, Pikhe-Wamena. Website: http://trekpapua.wordpress.com/

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On Saturday 17 January the School Bell rang for the BWA’s Back-To-School quiz night. The girls looked oh so cute in pigtails and knee-high socks, as did the boys with their ties and crisp shirts. We were slightly delayed starting, wait-ing for the defending champions’ table to be complete. Upon the arrival of Carl and Mark, Mr and Mrs Crockford rang the bell again and we were ready to start! The rounds took us old school as we all pondered the questions, trying to re-member the days of spelling bees and maths tests to name a few. Mr. Crockford Sir was truly terrifying and was not putting up with any cheating, even telling one student off for having the iphone on! Gasp! He even had no mercy for Mrs Crockford who inadvertently sang out one answer; her mic got confiscated! Our table ‘P please Bob’, had one mission that night, and it was to take the trophy from the reigning champions ‘Behind the Back Shed’

team who’d won the last few quizzes! Em-boldened by the bar offerings and the (very) strong pitchers of ‘school punch’ on the tables, all teams were neck and neck and it looked like ‘Behind the Bike Shed’ would continue their reign. However, the sports round with the hoola hoop and rope-skipping competitions saw some schoolboys and girls display some hidden talents! With a huge margin of ….. one point on the skipping round, ‘P please Bob’ did indeed take the trophy away that night. With bellies full of pies, curry, and peas and mash, and even some exercise for the students who braved the sports round, it was another successful quiz night at the BWA House. What will the next quiz night of 21 March bring I wonder? Don’t miss it as it will be the last quiz from Mr and Mrs B who are leaving Jakarta soon after that. sniff sniff.

Zem Chefeke

BWa QuiZ night 17 January 2015

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sPOTLIGHT ON...Rachel Malik

rachel Malik, our new Honorary President, is a newcomer to Jakarta, a former midwife, a mother of three who loves baskets

and just happens to be married to the Her Majesty's ambassador to the republic of Indonesia.

tell us a little bit about yourself…I studied at the London School of Economics and did a lot of work in health

research, particularly in developing countries. That’s where she met Moazzam – he was a young economist.

After we graduated, we went out to Uganda where I was a VSO volunteer for three years, working for an AIDS support organisation, especially with children and teenagers who as lost parents to AIDS. Later on when we returned, I did a Masters in Social Health, had the children, and sat on the board of a charity in London which helps people with AIDS. At that point, I realised that I should have trained as a doctor at the age of 18, so I went off and became a midwife instead. I’ve always been interested in maternal health, particularly in developing countries. I worked in a very busy London hospital which had great diversity – though I never did look after anyone from Indonesia.

What has it been like, moving from london?Our initial impressions have been very positive. We came here feeling very positive and

energised about the prospect of living in Indonesia. Our daughters wanted to come and our son (who is at University) visited over Christmas and can’t wait to come here again.

We’re Londoners, so we like being in a big urbanised city. We’ve travelled a lot – to India, Pakistan and other places so we're used to being in busy, hot and noisy places.

It is a completely new lifestyle though. We do feel incredibly privileged to be able to be here, to meet so many interesting people and to be invited to so many things. In our very first week, we went to the Indonesia Fashion Week and it was great for the girls.

We hear that you got driven across the road once.I was going to a SHOM (Spouses of Heads of Mission) meeting at the Residence of Brunei. My

driver had said that it was at the bottom of our road so we set off. When we arrived, though, it turned out to be the Embassy of Brunei and not the Residence. We had to go back up the road and we saw some open gates, lots of diplomatic cars with CD plates …and it was right opposite my house! So I ended up being driven across to road to this meeting. It only took me 30 seconds to walk back, though.

how have you been keeping busy?I’ve just joined the Indonesian Heritage Society. My first Explorers meeting is next week. Other

than that, I’ve been sorting out the Residence, moving furniture, settling in the girls, getting to know Jakarta and buying cushion covers. I hadn’t really bought much until I went to Yogyakarta last weekend, and I’ve ended up buying lots of baskets, which I love. I still have baskets which I bought in East Africa; there’s one basket from Burundi that I bought in 1984. You’d never know how old it is, though, it’s still in perfect condition.

And you’ve also just acquired a pet?He’s a black labrador, born and trained in the USA. He was originally a gift to the Indonesian

Police and has been working as an anti terrorism dog until two weeks ago, when he retired. Apparently he was the most intelligent dog they had (though we’ve yet to see signs of this). Everyone in the Residence adores him, he’s having nasi goreng and liver cooked for him now. He has a collar that says ‘anti-terrorism canine – it’s very cute.

as told to Soma Mitra-Chubb

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I bent down over the masses of green leaves protruding from the raised garden beds and tried to decipher which one was iceberg let-tuce and which one was romaine, the only two lettuce varieties I am familiar with. I had cho-sen the Sari Salad from the menu, which said “pick your own salad in our garden”. I stood musing over the strange curly green shaped leaves, which resembled elephant ears and gave up.

I came back to the kitchen with one tiny tomato, “This is all I could recognise in your garden, can someone help me pick my salad?” After great squeals of laughter a friendly young waiter guided me to the organic garden and set about picking not only strange shaped salad leaves, but he also picked young red shoots growing from trees along the pathway. “These are all edible and delicious”, he explained as he plucked the leaves and added them to the salad basket.

With the help of the gardener and keeper of the expansive Sari Organik garden, my little basket was soon full with a variety of greens and I was excited to sit back at my table and have it presented to me along with homemade pasta.

Having lunch at the Sari Organik Restaurant in Ubud, Bali starts with the adventure of negotiating your way through the rice fields – a trail that starts right from mid-town. It’s about a 15-minute walk along a tiny path to the restaurant. When you arrive you are greeted by sweeping panoramic views taking in three massive volcanic peaks. These are often shrouded by low lying clouds, but when the clouds clear off, which they do from time to time, the volcanoes reveal themselves and it’s a breathtaking sight.

Ever wanted to see rice farmers at close range going about their daily toil? Along the small trail you can watch the farmers harvesting the rice using huge machetes, threshing rice in the fields and then watch the village ladies bagging it up into large white rice sacks which eventually get loaded onto the back of a motorbike. There is a weighing man at the end of the lane.

I found this slice of traditional village life fascinating to watch, and for a city slicker like myself, I was mesmerised by the whole process. It was the first time my friend from Sydney had ever seen rice growing in the fields before. It turned out to be the highlight of her three-day trip to Ubud.

sari organik restaurant in the rice fields,

ubud, Bali

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Arriving at Sari Organik calls for a juice, as the walk is quite hot and there is no shade along the path. Try the turmeric and aloe vera blend at Rp 25,000 - what a bargain! The green cleanser is also very tempting – broccoli, apple, celery, lemon and honey. It’s not going to bust the budget at USD$2 and the choices are all super-healthy.

After stretching out on a large purple day cushion and admiring the rice field views fanning to my left and to my right, I decided on the pasta for the main course. One of the popular choices on the menu is the vegetarian kebab with tofu, tempeh, zucchini, mushrooms and peppers however, if vegetarian is not your thing, there are lovely tuna and chicken dishes on the menu as well.

Put this restaurant on the top of your Ubud, Bali list of things to do because not only do you get to enjoy beautiful fresh, energy boosting organic food, but you also get a taste of rural Balinese life as you wander through the rice fields to reach your destination.

Photos and Story by Stephanie Brookeswww.travelwriter.ws

Sari Organik/Warung Bodag MaliahSubak Sok Wayah, Ubud, Bali, IndonesiaT: +62 361 972 087E: info@sari-organik.comwww.sari-organik.com

the restaurant is very popular and somehow, everyone gets to hear about it, even though it is way off the beaten tourist path. if you plan a late lunch (after 1.30pm) the walk is a bit cooler. little art-ist shops can be found along the way, so add some extra time to browse on the way. Bookings advisable.

Are you A writer?PhotogrAPher?PerhAPs just A bon viveur?

the Grapevine needs contributors – if you have a story to tell, or would like to review a film, a book or a restaurant, get in touch! or, if you simply like pootling round jakarta taking photos, then we have a place for you. the Grapevine is always looking for interesting photographs for our cover.

Articles can be as long or as short as you like; we run any number of words from 350 – 1200.

if you are interested please write to:grapevine@bwajakarta.org

your Grapevineneeds you!

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Help Wanted!The BWa annual general Meeting (agM) is coming up in March and we need help. all Committee positions are up for re-election, though for some, we have candidates already in place. if you are interested in a role, please contact chairwoman@bwajakarta.org

ChairWoMan: presides at all meetings of the Association and of the Main Committee. Represents the BWA as and when required, and also takes overall responsibility for the functions of the Association. Other duties include submitting a monthly letter for the Grapevine, an annual report at the AGM, attending Newcomers' events, etc.

The Chairwoman must be a UK passport holder.

ViCe ChairWoMan: assists the Chairwoman and performs the Chairwoman's duties in her absence. Oversees, but is not responsible for, the major fund raising events of the year, and reports back to the Main Committee on the progress.

The Vice Chairwoman must be a UK passport holder.

treasurer: takes care of the accounts of the BWA and is responsible for all receipts, payments, deposits, etc. Presents up-to-date reports on the accounts at Committee meetings. The Treasurer (or a representative) should be involved in any extra-ordinary Sub-Committee whose primary aim is fund raising. We are also looking for a Treasurer's Assistant.

general seCretary: keeps and distributes the Minutes of Committee meetings. She answers general incoming emails to the BWA and also deals with other correspondence if necessary. She is the record-keeper (including archival material)

soCial Welfare Co-ordinator: heads the Social

Welfare Group. She is responsible for the presentation of regular reports and is responsible for the funds given to Social Welfare projects.

MeMBershiP seCretary: keeps records of all current and post memberships. and is responsible for processing new member forms.She is also responsible for adding members to the email database, keeping track of any changes to members' details such as address, departures, etc.

WeBsite/CoMMuniCations Co-ordinator: is responsible for the design and maintenance of the BWA website including updating the website, designing and adding new pages, registering and paying for the website name on an annual basis, In additon, she also prepares the weekly e-newsletter (with input from the Committee) and is responsible for all tasks related to the BWA mailing system such as creating or editing maiboxes, setting up forwarding addresses, etc.

Newcomers’ co-orDINAtor: : is responsible for looking after newcomers (along with a team of other volunteers) when they first arrive at the BWA. This

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may include meets and greets, providing advice, organising regular activities for Newcomers such as weekly lunches, the Newcomers' Orientation Session, etc. The Newcomers' Team is also responsible for issuing Welcome Packs to Newcomers and providing Newcomer information to the Grapevine Editor on a monthly basis.

graPeVine editor: is responsible for editing the BWA Newsletter. Plans the content, design and production of the Grapevine. She is also responsible for procuring advertising (along with the Sponsorship Team). Practically, she would need the ability to use design software to complete the layout and is also responsible for uploading onto the electronic publication site.

PrograMMes Co-ordinator: is responsible for planning the Monthly Great British Coffee Mornings. Duties include inviting guest speakers to the monthly meetings, organising vendors, getting raffle prizes and, occasionally, sourcing food from external sources. She is also responsible for the procedings on the day, including organising set up of the room.

eVents Co-ordinator: heads a team of two to three members who jointly organise and are responsible for all social activities sponsored by the Association. This includes evening events such as Quiz Nights but also one-off events such as lectures, workshops and possibly events during school holidays.

sPonsorshiP Co-ordinator: heads a team of two to three members who are responsible for sourcing and liaising with all Sponsors for BWA events. The team is the main contact for BWA Sponsors and they secure sponsorship for the BWA in

general as well as helping individual event teams to procure raffle prizes for various events such as the Golf Tournament, Bazaar, Fashion Show, etc.

food & BeVerage Co-ordinator: this is a role which is being redeveloped. The F & B Co-ordinator has historically been responsible for creating menus, sourcing drinks and providing recipes and training to the BWA cook. She will liaise with the Front Desk Co-ordinator regarding printing of weekly specials and menus; she will also liaise with the Events Co-ordinator regarding menu choices for any activities and events. The role will also entail keeping on top of stock of all foods (fridge/freezer and cupboards) and Filter Coffee.

BaZaar Co-ordinator: is responsible for the two annual bazaars - the Summer bazaar in May and the Christmas bazaar in November. Prior to registration, she is responsible for finalising dates, booking the venue, organising tables and chairs, and liaising with the venue regarding all logistical details. She is also resonsible for publicising the bazaar both to vendors and attendees. On registration day, she takes bookings and payments (together with the Treasurer). On Bazaar day, she is responsible for the smooth running of the event.

general MeMBers (2): assist the

Main Committee as and when requested, especially for one off events that do not have a Co-ordinator, or to step in when another member of the committee is away. These positions will not be filled until every other position on the main committee has been assigned.

can you help? email: chairwoman@bwajakarta.org

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Dear anonymousI've heard from authoritative sources that my best friend apparently intends to give my husband a present that I know I gave her husband a year ago. How should I respond?This isn't a present to celebrate 14 March is it? If so I'd suggest telling her to stick to the steak and hubby will be fine.

Dear anonymousI am writing to complain about the toilet humour adopted in your advice column. It is not big, not clever and utterly unbecoming of the BWa. I really think those poor souls who share their deepest concerns with you deserve better. You should be ashamed of yourself. I shall be reporting you to the relevant authorities immediately.Hmmmm. Reporting me could be tricky- look at the name of this column for a hint on why that might be so. Even your editor picks up my copy using a dead letterbox.

Dear anonymousrecently I was a guest at a friend's house. I could not help but notice that there were cleaning products placed prominently in the bathroom. Was I expected to clean up myself?You have to be kidding me. I get slated for toilet humour one minute, then get a question like that?

Dear anonymousI just heard that I might need to sit a language test to renew my KItas in future. My bahasa isn't so great. What key phrases should I learn to ensure I pass?Obviously I have no clue what the content of any such test would be, but I suspect "lima ratus ribu cukup pak?" should get you through.

Dear Anon...

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NOTICEBOARD

INFORMATION FOREXPATRIATES IN JAKARTA

http://www.expat.or.id

YaYasaN WIsMa CHesHIre

A Home in Cilandak, South Jakarta for 30 paraplegics of both sexes and any religion. Wisma Cheshire is part of the British worldwide

Leonard Cheshire Disability organisation.

VOluNteers are alWaYs NeeDeDto help with Woodwork, Handicrafts,

stock taking and admin.

It need take no more than a few hours of your time each week and is rewarding and interesting work.

Please contact:Petty elliott 0816 922 099

What’s new? Latest business?Social & Sporting Events

http://www.whatsnewjakarta.com

tHe eXPlOrersat The Indonesian Heritage Society meet on Wednesdays for tours, talks, taking

part in Indonesian daily activities.Join one of several groups who meet

weekly, fortnightly or monthlyCan’t make Wednesdays? Explorers also has a monthly Saturday group.

Sessions start in september, February and June.

www.heritagejkt.org for more information

explorers@heritagejkt.orgor call 021 2572 5870

The IHS is a non-profit organization offering the opportunity to learn more about

cultural heritage of Indonesia.

Young children? Want to know… Schools and sportWhere can I buy?Keeping them busy

F a m i l y g u i d e t o J a k a r t a

is available as a book (great for the car)and now on the internet at

http://www.familyguidetojakarta.web.id

MONDaY : vacanttuesDaY : Coffee Morning 9.30amrusty racquets Tennis 8am WeDNesDaY : yoga 8.30am, Canasta 10.30am tHursDaY : Mah jong 9.30am, Baby group 9.30amWOulD YOu lIKe tO set uP aN aCtIVItY?Contact chairwoman@bwajakarta.org

FeBruarY 2015BWa aCtIVItIes

Want to learn more about photog-raphy? Want to join a seven day Photo Workshop and see orang-utans this year? Check out the Bali Borneo Tour May 2015 on this link: http://www.davidmetcalfphotography.com/photography-tours-2015/bali-borneo-photo-tourDavid Metcalf also offers half-day photo tours of Bali. You will be taken to traditional village ceremonies (by invitation) and venture into a world seldom seen by tourists. Photographic tips and guidance from masterclass photogra-pher David Metcalf. www.davidmetcalfphotography.com

BWa serVICes / FOr HIreSupport BWA and its charities by renting the

’geraldine Johnson Wheelchair’ Also available at the BWA House are a pair of Crutches.

Contact BWA House or bwa@bwajakarta.orgBaby travel cot for hire

Rp200,000 donation per week or part of a week.

BWa HOuse HIre:Having a party? The BWA House is availabe to both mem-bers and non-members for a very reasonable fee. You get the use of the House, tables, chairs, napkins, crockery, cut-lery, and also staff to help with the cleaning up! Children's parties, evening events, all needs catered to. Please contact housemanager@bwajakarta.org

British Embassy, Jakarta 2356 5200

emergency NumbersPolice 110Fire 113Ambulance 118 / 119

MedicalInternational SOS 750 5973 (office)Jl Rambu 10, Cipete 750 6001 (24 hr emergencies)

Global Doctors 719 4565 Jl Kemang Raya 87, Kemang 718 2029 (24 hr call centre)

Rumah Sakit Pondok Indah 765 7525Jl Metro Duta Kav UE, Pondok Indah

Metropolitan Medical Centre 520 3435 (24 hrs)Jl HR Rasuna Said Kav C-21, Kuningan

Medic One 725 9111Jl Prapanca Raya 6A, Jakarta 12160

schoolsAustralian Independent School 717 90437British School Jakarta 745 1670Jakarta Intercultural School 769 2555

taxisSilver Bird/Blue Bird 794 1234

travelSoekarno-Hatta International Airport 550 5179www.jakartaairportonline.com

Information/Departures/Arrivalswww.jakartaairportonline.com/flight-status-arrivals-departures

airlinesAir Asia www.airasia.comAir France KLM www.airfrance.comBritish Airways www.britishairways.comCathay Pacific www.cathaypacific.comGaruda www.garuda-indonesia.comLufthansa www.lufthansa.comQantas www.qantas.comSingapore Airways www.singaporeair.comThai Airways www.thaiairways.comTurkish Airlines www.turkishairlines.com

gOt aNY ODDs aND eNDs? If you’re leaving and want to get rid of odds and ends which threaten to overload your container, do consider donating to the BWA. Items can either be sold in the thrift shop, at the White Elephant Sales or donated to one of the numerous projects that we support. We can always find a home for items in good condition such as used towels and bedding, clothes (sorted into male/female/adult/children), tinned or dried food, medicines, eyeglasses, hearing aids, toys, cleaning products, pots and pans and even old Christmas cards and foreign stamps. All proceeds go to the BWA and its charities.

Indonesian Yellow Pageshttp://www.yellowpages.co.id/index.aspx

tHe lOYal sOCIetIesJAVA ST ANDREW SOCIETY www.javastandrewsociety.comST DAVID’S SOCIETY janegllew@gmail.comST GEORGE’S SOCIETY www.stgeorgesjakartaST PATRICK’S SOCIETY www.stpatricksjakarta.org

JaKarta aNIMal aID NetWOrK (JaaN)JAAN works on Improving Animal Welfare in Indonesia through various Wildlife and Domestic Animal Protection, Rescue, Rehabilitation and Education Programs. If you’re interested in Adopting a stray dog or cat, Volunteering at the shelter, Sponsoring an Animal or making a Donation, please visit JAAN’s office at Kemang Timur 17A and/or website at www.Jakartaanimalaid.com. thank you.

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