BS AP 06Man make fire*

*Fire burn sausages

BS Dog BowlTo do: 1. Eat food 2. Lick bum(inside: 3. Lick human face)

BS MH 17Deep cleansing luxury

spa stuff**Ok, it’s my toothpaste &

deodorant

BS TIN 01Step away from the biscuit tin

BS MH 14Real-Life Photoshop for my

face

BS MH 19Mum closed. Come back later

BS TIN 07Goodbye waistline, hello

snacks

BS MH 11Money talks*

(*it’s saying new shoooooes)

BS MH 18Shhhh...I’m having a dad nap

BS TIN 05Come here mr cake, come to

mummy

BS MH 15Yep, still hot

BS MH 20Shhh...I’m busy making

executive decisions

BS TIN 08Man tin (leads, screws &

other pointlessstuff I must keep)

BS Baby Set Tin 02Lovely little bundle

of baby-ness

BS AP 08Because mummy said so

BS Cat BowlTo do: 1. Eat food 2. Destroy furniture (inside: 3. Imple-

ment escape plan)

BS TIN 22To do: 1. Make art 2. Sell it

for millions

BS TIN 09Stuff that doesn’t go

anywhere else tin

BS TIN 29The finishing touch*

(* accessories, hair bits & other glamour girl stuff)

BS TIN 36Bank of dad

BS TIN 25To do: 1. Park 2. Feed

machine 3. Shop

BS TIN 18Coffee drinkers do stuff faster

BS TIN 33Chocolate: mummy loves you

BS PLASTER TINUh oh we’ve got a bleeder!

Major injury - Yes, I’m in pain!Sore bit - Ouch!

BS TIN 24Emergency chocolate fund

BS TIN 17Tea drinkers make better

lovers

BS TIN 11To do: 1. Put stuff in tin

2. Forget aboutfor between 3-14 years

BS TIN 32Grandma’s treat tin

BS TIN 37XL man tin (for old techno-

logy, dead batteries & miscellaneous bits of metal)

BS TIN 26Machine wants money me

wants caffeine

BS TIN 19Sugar takers are sweeter

BS TIN 34Happy tin*

(*Gin, random bits of chocolate, something fluffy)

BS HHC 05Liquid happiness

BS HHC 09How bad can it be when there’s cake.

The voices say I must eat cake. Goodbye waistline, hello Cake!

Me & cake are in love

BS HHC 14King of daddies

BS HHC 20Evil genius

BS HHC 06One lump or six?

BS HHC 10Well hard / Big softie

BS HHC 16Spread the love

BS HHC 21To do: 1. Burn tongue

2. Say bad words

BS HHC 07Moo moo juice

BS HHC 11Sprinkle with compliments /

Pepper with love

BS HHC 18To do: 1. Make tea

2. Build teabag mountain

BS HHC 22Executive caffeine

BS HHC 08Put the cake on the plate and

nobody gets hurt

BS HHC 13Queen of mummies

BS HHC 19Girl meets boy / Boy makes tea

BS HHC 04Gorgeous with a capital G

BS HHC 24You look gorgeous today /

You are totally brilliant

BS HHW 58Welcome lovely you / Oooooh sorry I’ve popped out* (*in

the non rude sense)

BS GLASS 01Emergency Man Fuel

BS NB 20Manly lists*

(*Not poetry & stuff)

BS HHM 05Portable rain

BS HHW 59Sssshh baby zzzzone

BS GLASS 02Mum’s wine glass

Goodnight kids. Hello wine.

BS HHW 52All mine. Not yours.

BS NB 01Evil plans and stuff

BS HHW 57Shut up & kiss me

BS HHW 56Live for love (and cake)

BS HHW 664 designs included

BS HHC 23Hangover cure*

(* to be taken with fried food & occasional moaning)