Angling Quiz for the Masters

Pass This Quiz And You Can Consider Yourself a Master Angler

Fail it and become a masterbaiter!

Question 1.

This angler is sitting in:

a. Pompanette chair

b. A Balboa chair

c. A homemade chair

d. Who gives a shit?

Question 2.

This angler’s reel is equipped with:

a. A Cortland line

b. A Scientific Angler’s line

c. A Cabela’s line

d. Who gives a shit?

Question 3.

This lucky angler has landed a:

a. Dorado

b. Blue runner

c. Golden Hind

d. Who gives a shit?

Question 4.

Judging by the rigging, this flats angler is prepared to fish for:

a. Redfish

b. Permit

c. Bonefish

d. Who gives a shit?

Question 5.

This angler is reclining on the stern of a:

a. Fountain c. Sea Ray

b. Contender d. Who gives a shit?

Question 6.

This Florida Keys angler has captured a:

a. Jack Crevalle

b. Big Eye Jack

c. Black Jack

d. Who gives a shit?

Question 7.

This angler is hoisting a typical:

a. Kingfish

b. Ladyfish

c. Queenfish

d. Who gives a shit?

Question 8.

This angler is holding one of the preferred baits for large Cubera Snapper. It is a:

a: Crayfish

b. Freshwater prawn

c. Spiny Lobster

d. Who gives a shit?

Question 9. This photo features: a. A sailfish

b. A spearfish c. A white marlin d. A lucky bastard

Question 10.

This surf fisherman has just landed a:

a. Rainbow runner

b. A yellow tail

c. Spanish mackerel

d. Who gives a shit?

Question 11.

Scourge of many anglers, and pride of others, this is a:

a. Cutlass fish

b. King mackerel

c. Shad

d. Who gives a shit?

Question 12.

This wading angler is fishing with:

a. An Orvis SSS reel

b. A Sage Reel

c. A Pfleuger Medalist reel

d. Who gives a shit?

Question 13.

Our featured angler is holding a:

a. A black drum

b. A Welsh Corgi

c. A Red drum

d. Who gives a shit?

Question 14.

Here is a photo of a successful angler holding a limit of two:

a. White bass

b. Yellow bass

c. Striped bass

d. Who gives a shit?

Question 15.

This bottom fishing angler is leaning against the:

a. Gunnel

b. Thwart

c. Leaning post

d. Who gives a shit?

Scoring:

All the correct answers were the, “D”, choices. Anything less than 13 points indicates you are either a candidate for new eyeglasses, or that acute fishing fever has finally overcome your good judgement.

A score of 10-13 qualifies you for a free year’s supply of Viagra and a subscription to Playboy.

Less than 10 points means that you are destined to become a… …………………………MASTERBAITER!