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Ellen riffs on “We Saw Your Boobs”

Winner looks into camera and tells children to

go to bed

Awkward attempt to integrate social media

into broadcastOn red carpet, actress says she can’t wait to eat a hamburger after

this thing is over

Winner kicks off speech by claiming

not to have prepared any remarks

As “12 Years a Slave” is discussed on

stage, cut to reactions of

random black celebrities in

crowd

Best foreign

language film winner has weird

hair

Shirley Temple tribute

Self-deprecating Tom Hanks reaction shot

Ellen dances

Shot of Joaquin Phoenix not laughing

at jokes

A huge mainstream comedy star presents a

minor award

Orchestra starts playing five seconds

into best sound-mixing

acceptance speech

Somebody does a Matthew

McConaughey impression, saying

“all right” three times in a row Winner offers

Namaste hands in acceptance speech

Lupita Nyong’o looks stunning in bold color

Joke about the

greatness of Meryl Streep

“American Hustle” hair quip

Uncomfortable Woody Allen reference

Winner thanks spouse over exit

music

Star brings mom as his date

ScarJo as voice from “Her” on loudspeaker

Ellen floats in space in “Gravity” parody

Shot of George Clooney cracking wise