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You may not win an Oscar, but you can win at Oscar Bingo! Watch for classic moments, then cover squares.
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Ellen riffs on “We Saw Your Boobs”
Winner looks into camera and tells children to
go to bed
Awkward attempt to integrate social media
into broadcastOn red carpet, actress says she can’t wait to eat a hamburger after
this thing is over
Winner kicks off speech by claiming
not to have prepared any remarks
As “12 Years a Slave” is discussed on
stage, cut to reactions of
random black celebrities in
crowd
Best foreign
language film winner has weird
hair
Shirley Temple tribute
Self-deprecating Tom Hanks reaction shot
Ellen dances
Shot of Joaquin Phoenix not laughing
at jokes
A huge mainstream comedy star presents a
minor award
Orchestra starts playing five seconds
into best sound-mixing
acceptance speech
Somebody does a Matthew
McConaughey impression, saying
“all right” three times in a row Winner offers
Namaste hands in acceptance speech
Lupita Nyong’o looks stunning in bold color
Joke about the
greatness of Meryl Streep
“American Hustle” hair quip
Uncomfortable Woody Allen reference
Winner thanks spouse over exit
music
Star brings mom as his date
ScarJo as voice from “Her” on loudspeaker
Ellen floats in space in “Gravity” parody
Shot of George Clooney cracking wise