trailer park challenge 0.1: dolly sue

This is Dolly Sue Dickson. She is a Romance/Family sim. She wants you to know that she is a Gemini, 2/7/8/3/3. Her LTW is to Woohoo 20 Different Sims. This is good since we are using one of Sleepycat’s neighborhoods, Rocky Beach, which is filled with romance and pleasure sims!

Dolly Sue is attempting a Trailer Park Challenge. It is also my first try at PowerPoint and Slide Share. Please forgive me if I screw this up.

Here is the mandatory trailer complete with bathroom, front and back porches, bedroom and kitchen with the requisite requirements

After doing a little bit of digging, the paper finally showed up. She took the offered job in culinary.

She hailed the first walk by, Mark Mercer. I should not be shocked, but yes, three bolts.

The next walk by was Nathan Kettle.

Mark: “I was here first!”Nathan: “3-way ?”Dolly Sue: “Ah have nevah tried thet befo'e.”

Mark chased off Nathan with the promise of some 3-way action some other time.

Meanwhile, Dolly Sue got her first kiss. Well, that’s what she told Mark anyway.

After Mark took off after Dolly Sue’s first dream date, Nathan slunk back over. Dolly Sue was intent on meeting any and everyone.

Dolly Sue: “Tram P, w'd yo' accepp this hyar rose? ”Tram P: “Huh?”

Tram P finally deciphered her accent and accepted said rose. Dream date two came to its conclusion. Dolly Sue gained two bouquets that she sold for lights in the kitchen and bedroom.

Tram P called a little while later and asked her out again. He was overly excited, but Dolly Sue took it like a woman. She also got the phone numbers of several more men.

Upon her return, Mark came back around and dropped off a nice lawn ornament. Depending on how poor she is, she might not have to sell it at the yard sale.

Dolly Sue, not the brightest crayon in the box, believed Trace Broke when he said he was 18.

Dolly Sue was a might peeved when the next outing with Tram P consisted of females and children. Then she feasted her eyes on Al E. Cat.

Dolly Sue: “Baby, we were jest takin' a pitcher. ah swar.”Tram P: “A likely story, whore.”

Dolly Sue really and truly only took a picture. A regular one at that.

Dolly Sue: “Eff'n ah's a-gonna be accused of bein' a cheater, ah might as well become one too.”

Al E. Cat went down without a fight.

Dolly Sue: “Baby, kin yo' evah fo'gimme? It was an innercent pitcher.”Tram P: “Girl, you really need to take an English class. I forgive you, this time.”

Mickey: “Mickey Mercer, at your service.”Dolly Sue: *swoon*

It should be illegal how easy these men are. I think only Nathan Kettle was a two bolter. The rest were three.

Back home, Dolly Sue hits the energizer since her phone rings off the hook.

One of her conquests left her a potted palm tree. She placed it inside the house until the summer yard sale.

Tram P. is still angry at Dolly Sue, but he could not stay away for long. Both he and Alice Kettle fought for her attention.

Tram P. finally won her back and a lullaby was soon heard.

Back home, it is getting close to Summertime. She got her home business all started, but forgot the closed sign. Everyone complained about unrecycled newspapers and left. She quickly bought her sign and locked her doors.

She got Tram P. to come over, but he had to stop for a snack on the way.

Just as she was going to invite him in, she did her maternity spin.

After the undocumented engagement and marriage (Tram P. brought in $213.), Dolly Sue spotted her next baby daddy, Steve Broke.

She was playing catch with Sam Kettle when it happened. A couch appeared out of nowhere and Tram P and his ladylove, Piper Hatfield, were spotted going at it in the front yard.

Dolly Sue: “Git out yo' filthy pig!”Tram P: “No, baby! It was a stupid moment of weakness! It didn’t mean anything!”Piper: “I’d take that back if I were you!”

Not knowing what to do, Dolly Sue called her best friend Mark.

Mark: “Damn girl, you got large!”Dolly Sue: “Ah's knocked up, dumbass.”

Mark agreed to move in and brought $6,000. She bought the necessary driveway and truck. Mark was agreeable to an engagement.

It might have been because she hinted the baby could be his though.

He is unemployed, but he had access to the hydroponic thingy. Tram P. had access to the putter thingy. It is an established neighborhood, so they might have had jobs at one point. The main hood is empty, but the downtown and business areas are not.

It is the first day of summer, but she was out of the house for work. Next time, we have our first yard sale. Chances are she will go into labor at one point during the day.