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AcademyA Scientific Study

Newton's three laws of motion

An OT (Non KTP) at rest remains at rest &

An OT (KTP) in linear motion remains in motion

until and unless any external (Faculty) force is applied on it.

First law of motion—(Phase-I)

Newton's three laws of motion

Force applied on a body(OT) is directly

proportional to the rate of change of

momentum of the body(Faculty).

Second law of motion—(Phase-II)

Newton's three laws of motion

Every action has an equal and opposite inaction

Third law of motion—(Phase-III)

Theory Of Unnatural Selection

The only Evolutional theory applied on both. Struggle of existence will ensure the

survival of un-fittest.

Archimedes’ law

When an article of clothing is completely immersed in water, the tap

runs dry.

Charles’ Law

Under normal conditions of temperature and pressure,

equal areas of mess will have equal number of stupids.

Law of conservation of taste

The total sum of taste of all the food in the mess is a constant, and is

normally equal to zero; any increase in the taste of one item will be compensated by the reduction

in the taste of another.

Wien’s Displacement Law

In any given table in the mess, wherever an odious person leaves the

table, he will be replaced only by someone more obnoxious.

Quantum Theory

At any given lecture, the quantum of views expressed by the OT

is inversely proportional to his knowledge of the

subject

The space filled by OTs in OT Lounge is rarely used for recreational Time Pass, except some sound gossips on Current

Affairs

Theory of General Relativity

Theory of Special Relativity

E=mc² E- Educational Effectivitym- mass of OTsc- class of Faculty

Academy is relatively best place for horses, to be horses

and to be taught by horses

Heisenberg's Theory of Uncertainty

If an Observer tries to ascertain the quality in Academy,

The only certain thing he can determined is its monotony

Murphy’s law

If something can go wrongWill certainly go wrong with OT

Kirchhoff's law of thermal radiation

Any original thought expressed before Faculty,Generates enough heat to destroy the source.

Moore's law

The Pressure built upon the brain Doubles in every session,If its of OT, not of Faculty.

Ohm's law

The thought flows between a Lady and Gentleman OT

is directly Proportional to the comparative possibilities of getting the

Desired Cadre.

Occam's razor

If any approach comes to decision in academy,

Its always that, which is least based on evidence

And most on speculations.

Euclid's theorem

Numbers are important,Only if its your Roll Number

And you have tried to bunk the PT

Bernoulli's principle

Any Seat Arrangement of Lady OTs, creates High Air Pressure among all the

gentlemen OTs,Whether they are advantaged or

deprived.

Faraday's law of induction

In Any Closed Circuit of OTs,The Only Common thing is Gossiping, without any exception or exclusion.

Peters Principle

In the given hierarchy of faculty and equality of OTEveryone Tends to get the equal incompetency.

AK .K. Pathak Committee

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ConceptR.S.Gopalan

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