jonathan sdao: junior hockey player graduated from colby college [interview]

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JONATHAN

SDAOJonathan Sdao: Junior Hockey

Year:2016

Dorm:West/Johnson

Favorite Dining Hall:Dana

Major:

Econ?

Hometown:

Boulder, CO

Relationship Status:

Single

Three Things You Can’t Live Without:

Family, the

boys, hockey

Interest:

Sports, music,

school, bowling,

cooking,

snapchat

Favorite Movie:

Hot Rod

Favorite Song:

Eyes - Kaskade

Favorite Professional Athlete:

Peter Forsberg

What do you do on campus?

Hockey, eat,

school,

homework.

What’s one girl trend you don’t understand?

Those really bright, obnoxious rain boots.

They look stupid. Also when you see a girl

wear the same pair of shorts for three

straight weeks. Pretty grimy.

What do you look for in a girl? How about a deal breaker?

A nice set of lats.

When you think of the number three, what’s the first

thing that comes to mind?

Kennedy, toph, team

showers, balls, how many

drinks it takes for Gelly to

get drunk, balls.

What’s one thing about Colby that you wish you could

change?

Meatless Monday. I hate

everything about it. It’s dumb.

Just get a salad and let me

enjoy my Dana Burger.

Who on the hockey team would you be hand cuffed to

forever?

Definitely fellow freshman,

Tyler Lingel. Just a fantastic

person and would be an

excellent provider.

What is your game day ritual?

Mostly consists of eating and

sleeping. Then breaking ankles

on the bball court before team

stretch.

On road trips, who do you room with? What are they

like?

Recently I’ve roomed with Matt Gelnaw, Nick

Lanza, Jackie Bartlett and Nils Martin. As for

Lanza, I just want to say it was an honor and

a privilege just to sleep in the same room as

him and a memory I won’t soon forget! And

we snuggled, which was nice.

Would you rather have Evan O’Brien’s hair or personality?

Ideally neither, but he does

have a pretty fantastic head

of hair.

Boxers or Briefs?

Usually boxers. Sometimes

briefs, for more formal

occasions. Sometimes neither.

What’s your go to greeting to a cute girl when you are

working at Hollister?

I usually stuck to the employee

script with, “Hey! How’s it

going?” because the girls that

shop there are 11 years old and

with their mother.

Why did you get fired from Target?

It was probably a combination

of working too hard, showing

up too early, being too

efficient, and getting caught

taking naps in the

handicapped stalls.

What is your ideal date?

If it’s with a cool, fun girl, it

doesn’t really matter. But I do

like go-karts if anyone wants

to take me.

Blonde, brunette, or redhead?

Don’t really have a preference.

As long as it’s not short. Not

many girls can pull off short

hair.

What is your favorite feature?

Of mine, probably my stork

like/baby giraffe legs. On

girls, flat stomachs.

Do you have an innie or outie?

Inward facing belly button. 

Describe the hockey team in 3 words…

Really great guys.