jonathan sdao: junior hockey player graduated from colby college [interview]
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JONATHAN
SDAOJonathan Sdao: Junior Hockey
Year:2016
Dorm:West/Johnson
Favorite Dining Hall:Dana
Major:
Econ?
Hometown:
Boulder, CO
Relationship Status:
Single
Three Things You Can’t Live Without:
Family, the
boys, hockey
Interest:
Sports, music,
school, bowling,
cooking,
snapchat
Favorite Movie:
Hot Rod
Favorite Song:
Eyes - Kaskade
Favorite Professional Athlete:
Peter Forsberg
What do you do on campus?
Hockey, eat,
school,
homework.
What’s one girl trend you don’t understand?
Those really bright, obnoxious rain boots.
They look stupid. Also when you see a girl
wear the same pair of shorts for three
straight weeks. Pretty grimy.
What do you look for in a girl? How about a deal breaker?
A nice set of lats.
When you think of the number three, what’s the first
thing that comes to mind?
Kennedy, toph, team
showers, balls, how many
drinks it takes for Gelly to
get drunk, balls.
What’s one thing about Colby that you wish you could
change?
Meatless Monday. I hate
everything about it. It’s dumb.
Just get a salad and let me
enjoy my Dana Burger.
Who on the hockey team would you be hand cuffed to
forever?
Definitely fellow freshman,
Tyler Lingel. Just a fantastic
person and would be an
excellent provider.
What is your game day ritual?
Mostly consists of eating and
sleeping. Then breaking ankles
on the bball court before team
stretch.
On road trips, who do you room with? What are they
like?
Recently I’ve roomed with Matt Gelnaw, Nick
Lanza, Jackie Bartlett and Nils Martin. As for
Lanza, I just want to say it was an honor and
a privilege just to sleep in the same room as
him and a memory I won’t soon forget! And
we snuggled, which was nice.
Would you rather have Evan O’Brien’s hair or personality?
Ideally neither, but he does
have a pretty fantastic head
of hair.
Boxers or Briefs?
Usually boxers. Sometimes
briefs, for more formal
occasions. Sometimes neither.
What’s your go to greeting to a cute girl when you are
working at Hollister?
I usually stuck to the employee
script with, “Hey! How’s it
going?” because the girls that
shop there are 11 years old and
with their mother.
Why did you get fired from Target?
It was probably a combination
of working too hard, showing
up too early, being too
efficient, and getting caught
taking naps in the
handicapped stalls.
What is your ideal date?
If it’s with a cool, fun girl, it
doesn’t really matter. But I do
like go-karts if anyone wants
to take me.
Blonde, brunette, or redhead?
Don’t really have a preference.
As long as it’s not short. Not
many girls can pull off short
hair.
What is your favorite feature?
Of mine, probably my stork
like/baby giraffe legs. On
girls, flat stomachs.
Do you have an innie or outie?
Inward facing belly button.
Describe the hockey team in 3 words…
Really great guys.