a mutual agreement of non-frape & social networking truce

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Page 1: A mutual agreement of non-frape & social networking truce

inclusive of monkeyshines, gambols, rollicks, gags, deceptions, actions known in the vernacular or plebian language as 'frape', ‘fraping' or 'frapeage', and thus extended to all devices, physical,

digital & supernatural, networks & platforms.

TERMS OF AGREEMENT

signed witnessed by

date

PENALTIES, AMERCEMENT & MORTIFICATION

WE THE UNDERSIGNED who constitute the body hereby referred to as 'The Inner Circle, agree to refrain from rendering upon any other member of The Inner Circle, who hath signed this document also, the following digital, physical, mental or supernatural tricks, monkeyshines, gambols,rollicks, gags or deceptions, known in the vernacular or plebian language as 'frape', 'fraping' or 'frapeage', extended to devices, platforms &networks other than, yet inclusive of Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, MySpace, Ning, Google, Google+, Tagged, Orkut, Hi5, MyYearbook, Meetup, networks other than, yet inclusive of Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, MySpace, Ning, Google, Google+, Tagged, Orkut, Hi5, MyYearbook, Meetup, Badoo, Bebo, Mylife, Friendster, YouTube, Reddit, StumbleUpon, Blogger, Tumblr, WordPress, Photobucket, Digg, Squidoo, Scribd, Technorati, Kaboodle, Flixster, Xanga, Epinions, Plaxo, Yuku, OKCupid, MetaFilter, Care2, FriendFeed, ClipMarks, CafeMom, NewsVine, Omgili Ltd, Gigya, Ballhype, Current, PlentyOfFish, Ping, Revver, Tribe, Magnify, Diigo, DZone, WhatsApp, Xing, Faves, TwitPic, Ecademy, Twine, ChatRoulette, Omegle, Last.fm, Flickr, Spotify, DailyMotion, Myrtle, LankyWrote, ThisThing & any additional services in use on any of the colonies, continents Omegle, Last.fm, Flickr, Spotify, DailyMotion, Myrtle, LankyWrote, ThisThing & any additional services in use on any of the colonies, continents or extended kingdoms of our realm, covering any digital messaging, electronic semaphore or wetwired brain-to-brain direct messaging.

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1). By signing this document, the individual becomes a member of The Inner Circle and is hereby in perpetual agreement, unless excommuni-cated by The Inner Circle due to deviation from the contract, of the below specified terms.

2). The Inner Circle will not engage in any of the following actions against or to other members of The Inner Circle:

The Inner Circle should meet to discuss each deviation of the Terms to agree a suitable penality for first, second and third & final deviation from the Terms of Agreement. The third deviation should not only induce the penalty noted by The Inner Circle in the unique instance of this

contractual agreement, but should also result in the member's excommunication from The Inner Circle with immediate effect, recognised by a meeting of the members of The Inner Circle. The Accused has the right to attend the meeting, but they must generally shut the fuck up and take their dues. The Inner Circle is able to overrule excommunication in exceptional circumstances, notably those of where the member wasinebriated, intoxicated, grief-stricken, suffering from a malady of the genitals or wrestling with the inner workings of The Devil himself,inebriated, intoxicated, grief-stricken, suffering from a malady of the genitals or wrestling with the inner workings of The Devil himself,inclusive of posession, exorcism, anoxic pursuits, self-abuse or self-fornication or unfortunate matters of ill-advised abandon.

i). Publishing, publicly or to a select audience, a statement, notice, written or moving picture and sound article, of any length, using the otherwise unattended, logged-in or accessed account of one of The Inner Circle, when the author of said statement is not the owner of said account, for any purpose, be it nefarious, ridibund or twixt the two.

ii). Publishing a photographic or moving picture image or likeness of a member of The Inner Circle that the photographer, ii). Publishing a photographic or moving picture image or likeness of a member of The Inner Circle that the photographer, artist or publisher recognises will solicit embarrassment, unfavourable comments or otherwise damage the social equity, reputation, parole or career of said member of The Inner Circle, extending to promotion, tagging or forwarding of theirlikeness , moving or still, that was captured or reproduced digitally.

iii). Engage in asynchronous or synchronous communication, epistolary, telegram or personal or private social dalliance iii). Engage in asynchronous or synchronous communication, epistolary, telegram or personal or private social dalliance whilst using any device, analog, steam or electronic, profile, account or networked presence, that either belongs to or is identifiable as, a member of The Inner Circle without their express verbal or written permission, observed by at least one other impartial member of The Inner Circle

A MUTUAL AGREEMENT OF NON-FRAPE, & SOCIAL NETWORKING TRUCE