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The The Neanderthal's Neanderthal's

brain was bigger brain was bigger than yours is. than yours is.

The The Neanderthal's Neanderthal's

brain was bigger brain was bigger than yours is. than yours is.

“ “ A man's got to take a lot of A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really punishment to write a really

funny book. ’’funny book. ’’

Ernest HemingwayErnest Hemingway

“ “ A man's got to take a lot of A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really punishment to write a really

funny book. ’’funny book. ’’

Ernest HemingwayErnest Hemingway

Why doesn't Why doesn't

‘‘‘‘onomatopoeia’’ onomatopoeia’’

sound like what it is ?sound like what it is ?

Why doesn't Why doesn't

‘‘‘‘onomatopoeia’’ onomatopoeia’’

sound like what it is ?sound like what it is ?

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a

nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no

other excuses whatsoever!" The smart-ass at the other excuses whatsoever!" The smart-ass at the back quickly raised his hand and asked, "What would back quickly raised his hand and asked, "What would

you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire

class does its best to stifle their laughter and class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her

head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." write the exam with your other hand."

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a

nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no

other excuses whatsoever!" The smart-ass at the other excuses whatsoever!" The smart-ass at the back quickly raised his hand and asked, "What would back quickly raised his hand and asked, "What would

you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire

class does its best to stifle their laughter and class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her

head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." write the exam with your other hand."

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