zombie spaceship wasteland: a book by patton oswalt

7/31/2019 Zombie Spaceship Wasteland: A book by Patton Oswalt

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Xpakym op Zoc`km Yxaimydkx Wayrmnalb

Xarrol Oywanr,,, ky olm o rdoym papm xmpopcmpy wdoym

carmpkan rpalynarmy klro al{ cmbk}c wkrdo}r noyklg kry

ydapxlmyyklin}bklg. op rdm epyr rkcm. xpklr, , , , Kr ky

wmnn woprd kr ro jokl dkc ol dky ob{yym{,

Rdm Waydklgrol Xoyr

A `mnkmua`nm xoprpakr o a wkrr{. u}nlmpa`nm }ll{cal,

Rdm a}ro`kogpaxdkian xayyagmy,,, daum rdm bmrakn alb

mcorkolan l}alim o elm ydopr yropkmy,

Mlrmpraklcmlr Wmmfn{

VOywanrS `pklgy rdar xoyrcobmpl ymlyk`knkr{ ro dky bm`}r

`oof. a wknbn{ bkumpym ionnmirkol o myya{y rdar iapmmlypoc yklimpm klrpoyxmirkol ro klumlrkum iocmbki carmpkan

rdar wo}nb er ymacnmyyn{ klro olm o dky ymry, , , , Rdm

d}cop iocmy poc dky ydapx yrop{rmnnklg alb yapbolki

wkr, , , , VOywanrS xox}narmy rdmym yropkmy wkrd mtxmprn{

bpawl idapairmpy. alb kl}ymy rdmc wkrd a nkckrnmyy y}x#

xn{ o i}nr}pan pmmpmlimy alb bmr r}ply o xdpaym,Rdm @oyrol Gno`m

A rdo}gdr}n. dknapko}y. q}ayk#cmcokp rdar x}ry rdm

yralbapb#kyy}m iocmb{#po}rklm#kl#`oof#opc ro ydacm,

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Zoc`km Yxaimydkx Wayrmnalbky ump{ c}id a cmcokp

alb a y}`rn{ da}lrklg olm ar rdar, ,,, Rdo}gdr}n. xok#

glalr xpoym muofm al a}pa o noyy rdar xmpcmarmy rdm

mlrkpm ionnmirkol,

Yxnkrykbmp,ioc

Anrmplarmn{ pmumanklg. dknapko}y. alb nkukb. a bmyipkxrkol

rdar wo}nb ymmc ro axxn{ mq}ann{ ro VOywanryS wopf ay a

yralb#}x iocmbkal,Dkret,ioc

E}prdmp xpoo rdar Xarrol Oywanr ky wa{ }llkmp rdal

K ac. wdkid ky mkrdmp dkgd xpakym op al kly}nr, [o}p iann,

J}bb Axarow

Xarrol Oywanr ky a `pknnkalr papkr{: a pmnmlrnmyyn{ ipmarkum

alb opkgklan iocki wdo ky anyo a y}xmp` wpkrmp, K {o}

bolr `}{ rdky `oof {o} apm a oon alb K wknn. K ywmap.

egdr {o},

Iolal O@pkml

E}ll{. rdo}gdr}n yr}, Xarrol anrmplarmy rdm yxkr#rafm

dknapkr{ o a gpmar yralb#}x wkrd rdm q}kmr. copbalr

klykgdr rdar inmapn{ dmnxmb cafm dkc olm, Wdkid ky acaz#

klg. ia}ym dmy al kbkor,

Joyy Wdmbol

Ealy o Xarrol Oywanry yralb#}x iocmb{ daum anwa{yflowl dm way a `opl wpkrmp ar dmapr. alb low dmpmy rdm

xpoo, Rdky ky a y}pxpkyklgn{ amirklg. yklimpm. alb K bapm#


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ya{. u}nlmpa`nm ionnmirkol o myya{y. ann fmmln{ o`ympumb.

anwa{y ump{ }ll{,

Baum Mggmpy

K bolr flow wdary ydapxmp. Oywanry pakly op Oywanry

rolg}m,

Yapad Uowmnn

K daum kcxmiia`nm rayrm. alb K oln{ iolumpym wkrd rdm on#nowklg rdpmm: Gob. rdm Bmukn. alb Xarrol Oywanr, Ann rdpmm

daum oxmlmb op cm, Rdky òof ky a }ll{ rpagmb{, [o}nn

na}gd. {o}nn ip{. {o}nn iolumpr ro Xarrolkyc, K {o} bo

lor noum rdky òof. pmcmc`mp. K flow wdmpm {o} nkum kl

{o}p cordmpy àymcmlr,

Dapnal Mnnkyol

XmpmirK ial bmyipk`m Xarroly òof rdm yacm wa{ K

bmyipk`m dky yralb#}x`pknnkalr alb xponkei, K ac ynaif#

jawmb. acazmb. alb nmr mmnklg òrd klyxkpmb alb pa}b}#

nmlr,

Yapad Yknumpcal

Xarrol Oywanr ky acolg rdm }llkmyr olyragm ranfklg

d}caly K ac awapm o. yo kr allo{y cm bmmxn{ rdar dm

ky anyo al klipmbk`n{ ranmlrmb wpkrmp, Kr allo{y cm. `}r kr

bomy lor y}pxpkym cm, Mump{ ymlrmlim kl rdky oof ky }ll{

$mtimxr op rdm yab olmy+. }r kr anyo `pkcy wkrd Oywanrkal

ycapry alb y}pxpkyklg xokglali{,Jodl Dobgcal


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Rdm @palloif Booc. Bmukny @pakl#Ionnmirop Ympkmy

Rdm Eopgorrml Roc` o rdm Wopc#Ympxmlr

Rdm Pmcmc`mpmb Ikrabmn o Yipmmidklg Ukirop{

Rdm Noyr Cagm#Xkr

Rdm Bkyioumpmb Wkrid#Fmmx

Rdm Eanymn{ Pmioumpmb Rponn#@og Cmcop{

Rdm Rdalm Yrap#Cklb Ympkmy

Rdm Lordklg Pa{

Yolg o rdm I{p}y#= Bpmac D}lrmpy

Yalb#Pkbmpy o rdm Ekrd Ykgkn

Albpo#@opg#@or

Yonap YrapGanairki ]lkumpym

IDKNBPMLY @OOFY

Rdm Ialb{ Ual

A Mwm Lacmb ]bo Wdo Bomy J}bo alb Ordmp Xomcy

Mump{olm Pmymlry


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Xarrol ywanr

YIPK@LMP

Lmw [opf Nolbol Ropolro Y{blm{ Lmw Bmndk


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Eop Ankim alb ckidmnnm

{ yxaimydkxy awa{

epo rdm zo`km wayrmnalb


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pky `naf rapy!

Iklb{ @pab{. Rdm @pab{ @}lid

p rp{klg ro y}puku a l}nap wap p!

y. `}r w al o kr kl yr{n,,,

Dowapb alb Capkol I}llklgdac. Daxx{ Ba{y

py lorklg kl r apf rar kylr rp kl r nkgr,

Cajop Epalf @}ply. C*A*Y*D


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iolrlry

Xpmaim Eopmwopb Klrpo 1

Rkifmr @oord 7

X}lid#]x Lormy 9=

Wmpm Xna{klg Ylow Eopr 27

Xpmn}bm ro Rdm Yolg o ]nuaaf ==

Rdm Yolg o ]nuaaf 59

Ol a Yrpmmr kl Lmw Opnmaly 5;

Xmrmp P}lona 7;Wklmy `{ rdm Gnayy ;1

Zoc`km Yxaimydkx Wayrmnalb ;=

Idacocknm Fkrrml Gpmmrklg Iapby 18=

A Dkyrop{ o Acmpkia poc 1;44 ro 1;;5: AyPmio}lrmb `{ rdm Rdpmm R{xmy o Iocmbkaly KOxmlmb op Wdknm Wopfklg In}`y ol rdm Poab 10=

Rdm Ukirop{ Ro}p 19;

Rdoym Onb Do`o Yolgy. Rdm{ Yrknn Yxmaf ro ]y 15;

K Wmlr ro al CRU Gkrklg Y}krm alb Ann K Gor WayRdky No}y{ Awapmlmyy o C{ Owl Ydannowlmyy 177

Cap{ I, P}lona Mtxnakly Dmp Gkry 14=

Axxmlbkt A: Mpkf @nmukly 1;1

Axxmlbkt @: Lmknn I}cxyrol 09;

Rdalfy Xpoxy F}boy 059


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Xpa Eopwop lrpo

Kl ckbbnm yidoon. K yraprmb pmabklg,

Kb `mml pmabklg yklim fklbmpgaprml, Kr way b}rk}n

alb opbmpn{, Xoklr @ onnowmb Xoklr A,

@}r yocmrdklg daxxmlmb kl ckbbnm yidoona xmpmir

ankglcmlr o xapmlran y}xxopr alb `mlkgl lmgnmir, Rdm

xapmlran y}xxopr iacm poc fmmxklg cm yroifmb kl @mu#mpn{ Inmap{. Jodl @mnnakpy. Rdm Gpmar @pakl òofy. alb

Balkmn Xklfwarmp, Anyo @pkbgm ro Rmpa`krdka. Rdm X}yd#

iapr Wap. Dow ro Mar Epkmb Wopcyalb rdm xapannmn#

}lkumpym. olm#rwo cklb#ipaif oRdm @}nn{ oe @apfdac

Yrpmmralb A Bog ol @apfdac Yrpmmr,

Alb rdml rdmpm way rdm `nmyymb. `mlkgl lmgnmir,

Rdm lmgnmir gpmw o}r o rdm yacm y}xxopr, C{

coc alb bab wmpm òrd `}y{. wopfklg jo`y alb rp{klg

ro pakym rwo fkby b}pklg }limprakl rkcmy, Kl rdm p}yd o

rp{klg ro elb yocmrdklg lmw op cm ro pmab. rdm{b gpa`

yocmrdklg o rdm ydmn ar Wanbmlòofy armp oln{ gnali#

klg ar rdm iox{ ol rdm àif,

Wdomump bkb a no}y{ jo` wpkrklg iox{ op òofy nkfmPkidapb @pa}rkgaly Rdm Dawfnklm Colyrmp. D, X, Noum#

ipary Ar rdm Co}lrakly oe Cablmyy. Dapnal Mnnkyoly Rdm


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@mayr Rdar Ydo}rmb Noum ar rdm Dmapr oe rdm Wopnb. alb

Alrdol{ @}pgmyyy A Inoifwopf Opalgm $Kry aò}r a

rmmlagmp kl rdm }r}pm! yakb c{ coc+rdalf {o}, Rdalf

{o} rdalf {o} rdalf {o}, [o} gaum cm yocm ralg{. pokn#

klg yrmw }lbmp rdm gonbml ip}yr o rdm [o}lg Ab}nr nkrmpa#

r}pm K way go``nklg }x,

Yo {my. K yrknn noum @mnnakpyy Rdm Do}ym wkrd a Inoif kl

Kry Wanny. `}r K anwa{y kcagklm rdm rwo o}lr{ fknnmpy poc

Rdm Dawfnklm Colyrmp kl kry aymcmlr. apcmb op map alb}ifklg rdm Cagki Idknb ol a p}g, Alb yocmwdmpm m{olb

Jodl Idpkyroxdmpy Wdkrm Co}lraklyapm Uki alb @noob.

d}lrklg op iallmb oob alb x}yy{, Alb wdo xpownmb rdm

o}rmp wooby o Rmpa`krdka? [og#Yordord. rdary wdo,

Kry a gkr alb al akirkol ar rdm yacm rkcmiolyralrn{

wolbmpklg dow rdm c}lbalm wopnb Kc nkuklg kl $op pmab#klg aò}r+ nklfy ro rdm bapfmp kcx}nymy Kc dauklg $op

kcagklklg K daum+, Rdm gkr#akirkol onnowmb cm $op way

kr g}kbklg cm?+ rdpo}gd c{ rmmly. kl 1;48y y}`}pàl Ukp#

gklka, Rdm noian RU yrarkol yrknn ydowmb Rdm Wonecal ol

Yar}pba{ coplklgy`}r Kb anpmab{ pmab Gap{ @palb#

lmpy Rdm Downklg, Yo K io}nblr warid Nol Idalm{. Jp,.

n}pid apo}lb rdm Yiorrkyd io}lrp{ykbm wkrdo}r wolbmp#

klg k dm ipaumb ymt ay c}id ay c}pbmp, K wo}nb pmiolrmt#

r}ankzm nklmy o ykrioc bkanog}m ro y}kr bapfmp lmmby. rdm

wa{ rdm Y}ppmankyry wo}nb o`ymyy oump a yklgnm rkrnm iapb

Wdml dm ipoyymb rdm `pkbgm. rdm ydabowy iacm o}r ro

cmmr dkckl rdm 1;00 yknmlr coukm Loyempar},*

*Loyempar} noocy oump alb n}pfy }lbmp mump{rdklg Kc wpkrklg aò}rdmpm. alb kl rdky òof,

K way eum {mapy onb alb nkuklg kl R}yrkl Cmabowy. Iankoplkaa xoklr


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Zcm XAimdX AmA b

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Rdml rdm noian RU yrarkol gaum wa{ ro rdm mapn{ {mapy

o ia`nm RU, C{ xapmlry wopfklg do}py wmpm y}id rdar kr

way kcxoyyk`nm ro xonkim c{ ukmwklg da`kry, Yioo`{#Boo

alb dky pkmlby }lcayfmb rdm Yma Bmcol alb o}lb `kr#

rmp Onb Cal Rpmumpy. rp{klg ro yiapm xmoxnm awa{ poc

dky dapòp, @}r rdm{ ckyymb. }lbmp rdm boif. rdm D}cal#

okby poc rdm Bmmx. paxklg y}làrdmpy, Bkb Dappkmr rdm

Yx{ alb rdm @o{ Wdo Io}nb Cafm Dkcymn Bkyaxxmap

p}l ao}n o A`mn Emppapay Cy, 2=. Xa}n Fmpym{ pocBmard Wkyd. op rdm @aymànn E}pkmy poc Wanrmp Dknny

Rdm Wappkopy? Rdm X}ydiapr Wap roof xnaim ol rdm yacm

Lmw [opf yrpmmry wdmpm Rpauky @kifnm xknormb dky ratk,

Alb kr y}pm way ioon dow rdm Gpmar @pakl io}nb ywklbnm

Xapnm{ @mlyol o}r o dky pmxmarklg akp pkm `{ xpmrmlb#

klg ro cafm a caglmrki yrkif, [o} flow wdar way `mr#rmp? Flowklg rdar. olm yrarm oump. rdm noob{ yna}gdrmp o

ol rdm api o c{ baby cknkrap{ iapmmp xoyrklgy. rpaiklg a àifwapb wopbànnool oump rdm ]lkrmb Yrarmy. yraprklg kl Ukpgklka. }x rdpo}gd Odko. o}rro Iankoplka. alb aif ro Ukpgklka,

Kr way Dannowmml. alb rdm noian nk`pap{ dab olm o rdoym fkby airku#kr{ ba{y. wdmpm wm cabm ioofkmy alb i}r o}r jaif#o#nalrmply alb dmapb

gdoyr yropkmy, Alb olm o rdm nk`papkalywkrd lordklg }r goob klrmlrkoly.Kc y}pmbmikbmb ro ydow al 4 cc xpklr o Loyempar} agaklyr a wann,Rdm{ `naifmb o}r rdm i}prakly alb rdm xpojmirop inarrmpmb ro nkm alb yxkro}r wdar Kc y}pm rdm ab}nry rdo}gdr wo}nb m a dapcnmyy. onb yxoof ydow,

Rdar coukmE, W, C}pla}y Loyempar}`}pyr alb yxpmab o}r albennmb rdar nkrrnm pooc wkrd jaggmb. bkyiopbalr mump#capmy poc aipoyy iol#rklmlry alb bmiabmy, Rdm yiapkmyr uacxkpm al{ o }y dab ymml }x ro rdarxoklr way rdm Io}lr ol Ymyacm Yrpmmr, Wm wmpm yipmacklg alb ànnklgo}p eyry }x ro o}p idmyry alb wolbmpklg dow wmb golm poc ioofkmyalb ipary ro a wpklfn{ par#cal yxpmabklg iolragkol aipoyy al anpmab{#

`nayrmb nalbyiaxm nkfm a xnag}m rdar fknny xnag}my, Lo olm kl rdar pooc mumpmyiaxmb Cat Yidpmify i}pn{. i}pymb ranoly, Nmayr o ann cm, K yaw dow rdarar yq}apm o ymxka nkgdr pmxnaimb rdm dapb bkcmlykoly apo}lb }y, K walrmbro gmr ol rdm ordmp ykbm o kr,


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Dmaumly Garm way ywannowklg }x Jodl D}pr alb Idpky#

roxdmp Wanfml,

Ca{`m rdar cafmy c{ gmlmparkol }lkq}mrdm olm rdar

pmcmc`mpy `meopm CRU alb armp,,, alb rdml `meopm rdm

Klrmplmr alb armp, Rdm gmlmparkol K ymm yonkbk{klg krymn

low? Rdm{ wmpm `opl iollmirmbxnoxxmb o}r klro rdm

narm lklmrkmy. klro rdm nalb o Mump{rdklg Rdar Mump Way

Ky Auakna`nm poc Low Ol, Wdar ipayy aipol{c wknn wm

ynax ol rdm rd}c`#yopm rmtrklg c}nrkr}bmy o rdm rwmlr{#epyr imlr}p{? Rdm Wakloy? Rdm Wkpmby? Al{rdklgy `mr#

rmp rdal Gml T. wdkid ky wdar wm gor, Rdalfy. Bo}gnay

Io}xnalb, Wm yo}lb nkfm a rmac o c}ralr ukgknalrmy

wkrd poyrmb dakp alb idakl wannmry, Air}ann{. rdary lor

iocxnmrmn{ doppk`nm,

Alb lmkrdmp way `mklg Gml T, Wmnn anwa{y idmp#kyd rdm yrapf. `mopm#alb#armp i}nr}pm ydkr o o}p abo#

nmyimlim, Wmdab kyonarkol,,, alb rdml aiimyy, Bpo}gdr

alb rdml bmn}gm, Rdpmm idallmny alb rdml er{, I@y alb

rdml idar poocy, Alb o}p xapmlry bkblr daum rkcm. kl rdm

`mgkllklg. ro ykr rdpo}gd rdm Wdmpm ky ann o rdky lmw

yrkc}n}y iocklg poc? alb bmikbm wdar way `m{olb o}p

mcorkolan gpayx, Rd}y. rdm ckydcayd, Ykt#ionop iaprooly.

`}r wkrd al mbgm o gpa{ alb capool, [A nkrmpar}pm naimb

wkrd ymt alb ukonmlim, A gmlmparkol gkrmb wkrd iol}ykol.

}lmaym. alb rdml pmumnarkol,

Lor al{copm. K g}myy, Kr ymmcy rdar mump{ RU ydow.

coukm. yolg. alb wm`ykrm op rdm gmlmparkol onnowklg cm

kluonumy xporagolkyry wdoum `mml }ifklg. fknnklg. albipaifklg wkym a`o}r }ifklg alb fknnklg yklim `meopm al{#

olm muml ydowmb }x ro warid rdmc, Kc y}pm rdar wknn


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Zcm XAimdX AmA b

=

{kmnb yocm `kzappm lmw ency. òofy. alb c}ykiyr} K

ialr muml kcagklm, Bomylr carrmp, @{ rdm rkcm rdar iocmy

apo}lb. Knn daum nolg dab c{ iolyiko}ylmyy bowlnoabmb

klro a doumpklg Won D}yàlbp{ @or, Knn gnkbm oump rdm

P}yykal yrmxxmy. xna{klg Pot{ C}ykiy Auanol. ymrrklg rdm

coob op a n}yr{ ialklm p}rrklg, K bolr iapm dow dkgd c{

ydpklf klipmaymy c{ Nmtaxpo boyagmK WALR RO @M A

PO@OR RDAR DMNXY WONUMY DAUM YMT, Ordmpwkym.

c{ xapmlry rdpmw awa{ rdm colm{ rdm{ yxmlr ol c{ ion#nmgm mb}iarkol,

Yo rdalf {o}. Coc alb Bab, Rdalf {o}. Nmag}m o

Naz{ Iox{wpkrmpy, Rdalf {o}. pmabmp. op `}{klg rdky

òof, K axonogkzm admab o rkcm op lor muml rp{klg ro akc

ar Xoklr @. op muml yraprklg poc Xoklr A, Iocmb{ alb

rmppop alb a}ro`kogpaxd{ alb iockiy alb nkrmpar}pmrdm{pm ann rdm yacm rdklg,

Ro cm,

E B

r}ee bkb ol rdm lrmplmr wdknm wpkrklg rdky klrpob}irkol:

oofmb }x rdm n{pkiy ro Roroy yolg ;;

Xna{mb rwo Apcop àrrnmy oe Gmcipaer daxrmp 8

dmifmb rdm Eaimòof yrar}y oe rwo xmoxnm darm

Rmidloparkb c{ymne


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kfr oor

nn aynx al pa

J}yr aò}r up{ xapagpax

P,M,C,. Emmnklg Gpaukr{y X}nn

K yrknn bpmac aò}r rdmc, Rdm rdpmm yipmmly alb rdm rkifmròord,

K yxmlr c{ dkgd yidoon {mapy rwmlr{ ckl}rmy poc

Waydklgrol. BI. kl a y}`}p` iannmb Yrmpnklg. Ukpgklka,

Air}ann{. kl a y}`#y}`}p` o Yrmpnklg iannmb Y}gapnalb

P}l, @}r o}p caknklg abbpmyy way Yrmpnklg, Wm wmpm.

xoyragm#wkym. y}`}pàl m}ban y}`jmiry,

Alb lo. wmpm lor goklg àif ro dkgd yidoon dmpm. ro

pmcklkyim. analim nmbgmp ydmmry. op abckr aknklgy, K flow

rdar dkgd yidoon ky rdm imlrpan Acmpkial mtxmpkmlim.* `}r

c{ cmcopkmy o wdar K bkb kl dkgd yidoon apm bpowlmb

o}r `{ wdar K ckyymb, Alb K ckyymb kr `{ rwmlr{ ckl}rmy,

Rwmlr{ ckl}rmy poc Waydklgrol. BI. way rwmlr{

ckl}rmy poc mrmplan dkxyrmp ipmbOd. K way ar rdar

*Ar nmayr. rdary wdar F}pr Uollmg}r yakb, Go wkrd {o}p g}r. anwa{y,


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E}gazk ydow wdml K way ermml,,, [mad. wmnn. K yronm

c{ xapmlry ipmbkr iapb alb ia}gdr @ab @pakly ar W]YR

Dann,,, Rdm Cklop Rdpmar àyykyr x}lidmb cm o}rykbm

o Xkiionoy kl Gmopgmrowl ol c{ `kprdba{,,,

Ro gkum {o} al kbma o dow wkbm a capf K ckyymb rdky

mtxnoykum rkcm {. K dab ro noof }x coyr o rdoym alby ol

Wkfkxmbka, K dab lo iap, K dab lo colm{, Rdmpm way olm

`}y kl alb o}r o Y}gapnalb P}l. alb kr yroxxmb p}llklg

ar ymuml ,, Ann rdm onbmp fkby wdo io}nbum gkuml cma pkbm klro BI dab j}yr bkyioumpmb rdm Boopy. wdkxxmry.

alb boklg wdkxxmry kl rdmkp gapagm wdknm nkyrmlklg ro rdm

Boopy, C{ rdpoar yrknn mmny oar{ alb `}plmb wdmlmump

K dmap Rdm Ip{yran Ydkx, Yrpalgm Ba{y yrknn rayrmy nkfm

idmax `mmp kl yocmolmy rowl do}ym wdml rdmkp xapmlry

wmpm uaiarkolklg,Rdmpm way anyo a xnag}m o bkuopimy acolg c{ pkmlby

alb aiq}aklralimy wdml K way kl dkgd yidoonanno}r

poc rdm y}`}pàl ywklgklg rdar elann{ pmaidmb Yrmpnklg

ay rdm ymumlrkmy wmpm kifmpklg awa{, Wm wmpm roo {o}lg.

roo go`ycaifmb `{ Yrap Wapy alb Yar}pba{ Lkgdr Nkum

alb ylow opry alb rd}lbmpyropcy ro lorkim rdm bannk#

alimy rdar nmb ro rdm pkry, @}r wm wayrmb lo rkcm rafklg

abualragm o rdm y}bbmln{ mcxr{ do}ymy ol rdm wmmf#

mlby, Alb low. olm oop `mnow rdm dmapr`pofml dan o

a ydarrmpmb cappkagm `poobklg kl al }xyrakpy `mbpooc.

wm wmpm pmm ro `pa{ anolg wkrd Zmxxmnkl op rdm Wdo op

wdarmump bmiabmy#onb àlb wm `mnkmumb wm wmpm bkyiou#

mpklg, K flow a nor o xmoxnm ayyoikarm rdm mkgdrkmy wkrdCRU. xoyr#x}lf. Lmw Waum. alb rdm ymiolb `kprd o dkx#

dox. `}r lor }y y}`}pàl fkby, Wm wmpm `pofm#ayy wdkrm


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ò{y. xn}lbmpklg o}p xapmlry NXy poc wdml rdm{ wmpm

{o}lg alb dopl{, Rdm àlby wm onnowmb wmpm rdm olmy

yauu{ mlo}gd ro y}pukum y}bbmln{ `mklg encmbrd}y.

Yxpklgyrmml x}cxmb kpol. Gmlmyky gor rmbb{#`map i}rm.

alb Ampoyckrd doofmb }x wkrd rdm ioon lmw `naif fkby,

PMO Yxmmbwagol. Yr{t. alb Gpalb E}lf Paknpoab wmpm

lor yo n}if{, Zmxxmnkl. rdm Yrolmy. rdm Boopy. alb rdm

Wdo wmpm yam kl rdmkp ampkmy, Rdm kcxopralim o abaxra#

rkol alb n}if wmpm rdm epyr rdklgy K nmaplmb aò}r c}yki,@}r lor ipmarkol, K waylr rdmpm op kr, Lo olm wknn mump

yxor c{ boxm{ aim kl a ipowb ydor poc a iomm#ra`nm

òof aò}r rdm BI dapbiopm yimlm, Rdmpm wknn m lo mmr#

klg gnkcxymy o c{ }lbmpagm ymn kl rdm klmukra`nm boi}#

cmlrap{ aò}r E}gazk, Low rdar K rdklf o kr. Kc y}pm

rdmpm ky a boi}cmlrap{ aò}r E}gazk, K flow Kc lor klkr, Ca{`m c{ klkrkany apm yrknn kl rdm dkgd yiopm rox = ol

rdm Ganaga caidklm ar Bocklkol Yfarklg Pklf, Yocmolm

rmnn Fml @}ply,

K bkb calagm ro ymm Gmlmyky rwkim ol rdmkp Klukyk`nm

Ro}id ro}p, Rdm ymiolb rkcm K yaw rdmc. oxmlklg air Xa}n

[o}lg floifmb dkcymn }liolyiko}y rwkpnklg dky ckfm

yralb apo}lb. yklgklg Mump{rkcm [o} Go Awa{, Lo olm

kl rdm yrabk}c ymmcmb ro lorkim, Rdm nklmy ar rdm xpmrzmn

yralby wmpm dmnna nolg,

K way rpaxxmb. yr}if kl rdm y{p}x o rdm y}`}p`y, Alb

rdmpm. acolg do}ymy `}knr olm {map aermp K way òpl $K

dab copm dkyrop{ rdal rdm yrpmmry K walbmpmb+. K o}lb al

}lbmpgpo}lb yimlm,Nkrmpann{. }lbmpgpo}lb,

Y}`rmppalmal `}r }ldmpanbmb, Golm opmump alb


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18

}lco}plmb, X}lgmlr alb uk`palr `}r }lidpolkinmb, Lo

olm kluonumb `pagy aò}r kr, Lolm o }y wknn `m xoprpa{mb

`{ Fmukl Ioppkgal. Xmrmp Yapygaapb. op Idno Ymukgl{ kl

a `pknnkalr klbkm `koxki aò}r rdm coumpy alb ydafmpy o

yakb yimlm,

Rdm Rowlimlrmp 9 Coukm Rdmarmp. kl rdm Yrmpnklg Rowl#

imlrmp Ydoxxklg Cann o Yrmpnklg. Ukpgklka, Pkgdr ar rdm

klrmpymirkol o Po}rm 7 alb Bpalmyuknnm Poab,

Rdar way c{ Naxkl Agknm, C{ Eairop{, C{ Mnaklmy, C{I@G@, C{ Yr}bko =2,

Coyr o rdoym xnaimy apm golm,* Yo ky rdm Rowlimlrmp

9, K rdklf, Yopr o, ]lrkn pmimlrn{. kr yrknn mtkyrmb ay a coukm

rdmarmp. }lbmp rdm in}òormb lacm o rdm Yrmpnklg Ikl#

mca Bpardo}ym alb rdm Donn{woob Ia. Iklmca 9 Lkrm#

in}`, Low rdmkp wm`ykrm ya{y. ykcxn{. Rdm Yrmpnklg IklmcaBpaer ky inoymb eopmump!

Lor ro cm, Lmump, Alb kl c{ cklb. kr wknn anwa{y `m.

ykcxn{. rdm Rowlimlrmp 9, Rdpmm yipmmly, Ekum mcxno{mmy,

Olm calagmp, Ar nmayr. ay nolg ay K way rdmpm,

K gor a jo` ay al }ydmp rdmpm kl rdm y}ccmp o 1;47, [o}

mlrmpmb ar yrpmmr nmumn. kl `mrwmml a faparm yr}bko alb a

xkzza joklr, @}r. b}m ro yocm wmkpb. Myidmp#nkfm iolyrp}i#

rkol K yrknn bolr }lbmpyralb. {o} bmyimlbmbrdpmm kgdry

o yrakpy klro a c}pf{. }opmyimlr#nkr no``{ alb ylaif

apma rdar noofmb nkfm kr ydo}nb daum `mml kl a Lkf Fmp#

*Rdm Naxkl Agknm alb Mnaklmy. ay o rdky wpkrklg. apm yrknn goklg yrpolg,

Rdm Eairop{alb rdm `}knbklg rdar dmnb krgolm, I@G@ ky a Jodl Uapua#roy yropm, Yr}bko =2 ky low a rdmarmp. wkrd palidkymy ann oump rdm wopnb.klin}bklg a noiarkol bpoxxmb klykbm rdm CGC Gpalb kl Umgay nkfm a iopmyacxnm o rdm ymumlrkmy bpoxxmb klro a c}ym}c o gnkrrmp{ noyy,


19/42

Zcm XAimdX AmA b

11

ydaw ukbmo, Rdml. olim {o} `o}gdr ylaify alb bpklfy.

{o} bmyimlbmb alordmp kgdr o yrakpy ro al muml bkccmp.

gpkccmp no``{ wdmpm {o}b idooym olm o rdpmm rdmarmpy,

Kr way a rdmarmp bmykglmb nkfm al aprnmyy nogki xpo`nmc

wdkid boop nmaby ro pmmboc. wdkid ro bmard. alb wdkid

ro Abumlr}pmy kl @a`{ykrrklg?

Rdm ba{ K way dkpmb way rdm nayr ba{ rdm{ wmpm ydowklg

Po`oIox, Armp rdar. wm ydowmb a xpoimyykol o }lal#

ywmpa`nm rpkuka q}myrkoly nkfmJawy: Rdm Pmumlgm. WdoyRdar Gkpn?.Rdm Nkuklg Ba{nkgdry. alb Y}ccmp Yidoon,

Kb dab yocm pmann{ goob rkcmy kl rdm Rowlimlrmp 9

wdml K wmlr rdmpm ay a rmml, Pmr}pl oe rdm Nkuklg Bmab.

@mumpn{ Dknny Iox. alb Pkidapb Xp{op: Dmpm alb Low,

Low rdar K io}nb warid al{rdklg K walrmb. rdm{ ydowmb

lordklg K walrmb ro ymm, C{ mnnow mcxno{mmy mnr rdmyacm wa{, Wm wmpm pary noifmb kl a nkgdrnmyy }lbmpgpo}lb

wappml. roknklg }lbmp `pkgdr. no}b bkyrpairkoly `macmb

olro yoba#yxnarrmpmb yipmmly, Low wm o}lb o}pymnumy

aiklg a y}ccmp wdmpm rdm bkyrpairkoly wmpmlr bkyrpair#

klg, O}p alikmy ynown{ r}plmb ro rdm,,, }lalik}n,

Rdky gpowklg bkyiolrmlr way oumpymml `{ Bal rdm

Calagmp,*

Bal inakcmb dm way al mtRmtay Palgmp, Bo rdm Rmtay

Palgmpy cafm rdmkp cmc`mpy bpklf a q}apr o Unabkckp

uobfa mump{ ba{? K yo. Bal way fmmxklg rdmkp polrkmp

yxkpkr ankum, Dky aim way yiopidmb ipagg{ `{ mpcmlrmb

*Kc idalgklg mump{olmy lacm kl rdky. alb yocm ordmp rdklgy, @}r kal{ o rdm xmoxnm K wopfmb wkrd ar rdm Rowlimlrmp 9 apm yrknn ankum alb iol#rkl}mb cafklg rdm idokimy rdm{ cabm wdml wm bpmw xa{idmify rogmrdmp.rdml rdm{pm `m{olb iolymq}mlim op pmcopym alb wknn fknn cm,


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XA A

10

xoraromy alb lor rdm x}lkydklg Napmbo y}l, Dm dab a

ywaggmpklg. òwnmggmb wanf rdar iacm poc xmpyolann{

kly}nrklg. mump{ wafklg ymiolb. gpaukr{ alb klmprkalor

poc ykrrklg ayrpkbm a lo`nm yrmmb ol rdm xpakpkm, Dky rml#

gannol dar dkb dky ànb. xyopkayky#pauagmb yf}nn bocm,

Idmax nkq}op ky a cagki xorkol rdal ial r}pl {o} klro

a x}xxmr iowò{ `mopm kr fknny {o},

Dm klykyrmb wm iannmb dkc Bal rdm Calagmplor

Bal,K anwa{y iapp{ a g}l. alb kry kcxoyyk`nm ro gmr rdm

bpox ol cm. Bal rdm Calagmp wo}nb ya{ ay wmb oxml

rdm ylaif àp op rdm rwmnum rdkpr{ carklmm, Rdml dmb

po}lb rdm ioplmp ro rdm xpojmirkol òordy, Gap{ Ja{. al

}ydmp alb yrmpokb a`}ymp $dm waylr mump goklg ro gpow

rannmp rdal rdm o}p oor lklm Gob gaum dkc. yo wd{ lor?+.wo}nb dox o}r nkfm a bmcmlrmb glocm. palbkyd a Goob{

ioc` nkfm a xkyron. alb yipmac. @alg#{o}pm#bmab#Bal!

Bal wo}nb id}ifnm rdpo}gd inmlidmb conapy. c}r#

rmp yocmrdklg rdar yo}lbmb nkfm [rpkmb rdar kl Rty

{o}b gkr a wklbmp kl {mp dmab* alb rdml ualkyd klro

dky oeima nawl idakp `mdklb olm o rdm xnarrmp xpo#

jmiropy, Rdm dmb ipaif rdm iax ol alordmp òrrnm o nkump

mpaymp alb wmb gmr ro wopf `pklgklg rdm cagki o Donn{#

woob ro Loprdmpl Ukpgklka,

Rdm epyr carklmm wo}nb mlb, Rdm armplool ipowb. y}l#

`nklb poc ywkccklg op ooryopm poc ydoxxklg. wo}nb

*Kc xpmrr{ y}pm rdary wdar kr way, @}r ca{`m dm way ya{klg. [o} xp{rdar xpklimyy aggor gpkl o o {o}p dmab, Op ca{`m dm way a ymipmr encyidonap alb way ya{klg. Bwkgdr Ep{m way a lmt}y op wknbmp iklmca, Krdm rdkpb ky ioppmir. rdml K dab a dalb kl ropcmlrklg a q}kmr gmlk}y,


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Zcm XAimdX AmA b

19

`m gardmpklg ar rdm }xyrakpy òt oeim, Bal rdm Calagmp

dab nolg ago bpkrmb klro wdarmump yn}yd{ Id}if Lop#

pky bpmacyiaxm rdm uobfa roof dkc ro, Gap{ Ja{ alb K

io}nblr dalbnm rdm ywmnnklg cayymy anolm, Wdo wo}nb

pkym ro rafm rdm pmkly ar rdm Rowlimlrmp 9? Wdo wo}nb

x}yd rdpo}gd rdm bo}`nm gnayy boopy o rdm yrpmmr#nmumn

mlrpalim alb yrocx dky wa{ bowl rdm yrakpy. nkfm Gmlm

Ykccoly alb Wknr Idac`mpnakl aò}r ro ymr a àymcmlr

}nn o }xxkr{ x}yy{ yrpakgdr?Lo olm, Lo olm iacm poc yrpmmr nmumn, Dmnx way

anpmab{ kl rdm Rowlimlrmp 9, Kry lacm way Pobb{. alb kr

nkumb rdmpm,

Pobb{ rdm ayykyralr calagmp nkumb kl rdm rdmarmp, Dmb

mcxrkmb o}r olm o rdm y}xxn{ inoymry, Dmb klyrannmb al

klara`nm carrpmyy. a Ydowmp Al{wdmpm xopra`nm ydowmp.alb a wmm rmnmukykol, Dm ynmxr ackb rdm xowbmpmb#`}rrmp

}cmy alb mcxr{ bpklf#y{p}x ralfy, Dm dab gp}`#wdkrm

yfkl alb Gord ikpinmy }lbmp dky m{my rdar. }lnkfm rdoym o

Gordy. iacm poc pmann{. rp}n{ mtkyrklg dan kl rdm wopnb

o rdm bmab, Dm ycmnnmb nkfm iapxmrklg. Yiorid raxm. alb

yrmaf ya}im, Dm way ancoyr opr{ }r dab olm o rdoym dan

c}yraidmy rdar rdkprmml#{map#onby daum, Dm way rdm inoy#

myr rdklg ro a zoc`km Kum {mr mlio}lrmpmb kl rdky wopnb,

@}r muml zoc`kmy daum àyki bpkumyymm. coum. fknn.

mar, Pobb{ dab rdoym. wkrd al oiiaykolan ioccalb ro

àrdm, Dm anyo dab al oumppkbklg bpkum ro gmr mump{olm kl

rdm iolimyykol nklm ylaifmb alb yobamb. ay dmb ya{,

Kr way rdm olm rkcm dm dab gpaim alb `ma}r{, K oln{ awocal o xarkmlim io}nb daum `mml bowl rdmpm b}pklg

rdar ermml#ckl}rm wklbow wdml dm way bkyxmlyklg Ylo#


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XA A

12

Iaxy alb `}rrmpklg xoxiopl.* ca{`m ydmb daum rafml

dkc `{ dky umno}p ynmmum. wanfmb dkc }x klro rdm y}lnkgdr

alb awa{ poc dky pkifmr{ ydowmp alb xoon#par `mb. alb

pmyi}mb dmp zoc`km d}y`alb, Anay, Anay!

Yo olim rdm ipowby dab bkyxmpymb alb rdm xnarrmp xpo#

jmiropy wmpm d}ccklg. kr way rkcm op a wmmfn{ gacm

iannmb Wdar @mlkgl Rdklg Wknn Cafm Pobb{ Mtxnobm?

Gap{ Ja{ alb K alb rdm rwo ordmp }ydmpy wdo iacm ol

op rdm armplool ydkr@p{al alb Rpaimwo}nb q}kmrn{bo o}p jo`y alb mlgagm Pobb{ kl xnmayalr idkridar, Dow#

mump. o}p idkridar way rdm oxmlklg gac`kr kl o}p olgoklg

yoikan mtxmpkcmlr:

Dm{. Pobb{. K dmapb oln{ docoy iocm poc Iapnkynm.

Xmlly{nualka, $Pobb{ way poc Iapnkynm. ay dm orml

ronb }y,+Pobb{ wo}nb gpkl ay dm klumlropkmb J}lkop Cklry, Xmo#

xnm ya{ rdar mia}ym wmum gor rdm Pmbyfkly rpaklklg iacx,

D}d, Rdary klrmpmyrklg, [o} flow wdar mnym ky klrmpmyr#

klg? Rdm wa{ oln{ docoy nkyrml ro Bmmx X}pxnm, $Bmmx X}p#

xnm way Pobb{y auopkrm alb. alb dm way olb o ipalfklg

Xmpmir Yrpalgmpy ol rdm raxm bmif o dky xmpxmr}ann{ o}r#

o#iocckyykol iap kl rdm xapfklg nor narm ar lkgdr,+

Pobb{ wo}nb ipaif oxml a ponn o lkifmny klro rdm

lkifmn wmnn o rdm pmgkyrmp alb ya{. Air}ann{. Bmmx X}p#

xnmy a`o}r rdm oln{ lol#doco c}yki nmr kl rdm wopnb,

Pobb{. {o} ycmnn nkfm a iopxym apr. {o} daum lo xmlky.

alb {o} ydo}nb fknn {o}pymn, Alb {o}pm a doco,

*Eknn kr danwa{. rwo yq}kpry o `}rrmp#auopmb okn. enn kr rdm pmyr o rdmwa{. rdpmm copm yq}kpry,


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Zcm XAimdX AmA b

1=

Pobb{ wo}nb wklf alb ya{. Yrkify alb yrolmy,

Dm{. Pobb{. K dab a àlala op `pmafayr,

Pobb{ wo}nb ynac rdm io}lrmp wkrd dky xayr{ opmapcy

alb ydpkmf. A à#LALA? Rdm{pm op colfm{y ro mar!

[o} ya{klg K walr ro mar a @ALALA? Wdar apm {o} ya{#

klg? [o} rdklf K ialr wanf kr? D}d? On Pobb{. nkuklg ar

rdm Rowlimlrmp 9? [O] RDKLF K IALR WANF KR. CP,

IPMAC YOBA?

Rdml wmb bmyimlb ro rdmarmp nmumn alb ioppan rdm car#klmm a}bkmlim o}r alb rdm armplool a}bkmlim kl wdknm

Pobb{ iolrkl}mb yipmacklg, K al{ o rdm xarpoly ayfmb

wdar rdm lokym way. wmb ya{ kr way rdmJawy coukm. rdar

rdm ydapf way marklg al onb doò, Copm rdal olm fkb.

wakrklg ro ymm @mljk rdm D}lrmbop Abumlr}pmy kl @a`{#

ykrrklg. wo}nb r}pl ro rdmkp xapmlry alb ya{. K walr ro goymm a ydapf mar a doò!

Rdm mapn{ mumlklg ydowy yaw cm kl rdm rkifmr òord.

yiaccklg dan yr}`y, Yiaccklg dan yr}`y way a wol#

bmp}n. mlrp{#nmumn ipkcklan airkukr{ wdmpmkl {o}b ymnn a

rkifmr. rmap kr kl dan $rdm Rowlimlrmp 9 io}nblr aopb ro

xa{ a ymxaparm rkifmr rafmp+ alb rdml ymnn rdm ordmp dan ro

rdm lmtr i}yrocmp, [o}b xoifmr rdm ymiolb i}yrocmpy

abckyykol colm{,

[o} io}nblr bo rdky wkrd yocmrdklg lo olm way ioc#

klg ro ymm. nkfm Wdoy Rdar Gkpn? op Y}ccmp Yidoon, @}r

k wm gor yocmrdklg nkfm Rdm Nkuklg Ba{nkgdry op Iocklg

ro Acmpkia? Rdoym coukmy xpoukbmb mlo}gd dan yr}`y ro

x}pidaym a mw iaymy o `mmp. xn}y a òrrnm op rwo o CabBog 08/08@p{al alb Rpaimy auopkrm, Ol ba{y wdml

rdm{ wo}nblr wopf. alb wm dab yocm palboc oarmp


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XA A

15

ennklg kl op rpaklklg ol rdm xnarrmpy. Kb xoifmr ann rdm dan#

yr}` colm{, K way a rdkm, K yxmlr rdm colm{ ol òofy alb

c}yki, K yronm poc a yrp}ggnklg rdpmm#xnmt coukm rdmarmp

ro mtxalb c{ i}nr}pan dopkzoly,*

Yo olim rdm mapn{ mumlklg rkifmry wmpm yonbop. `mr#

rmp {mr. rdm wmmfmlb carklmm rkifmryKb i}pn }x ol rdm

oop alb x}r P,M,C,y Ea`nmy oe rdm Pmiolyrp}irkol ol

c{ iayymrrm xna{mp alb pmab Xdknkx F, Bkify Rdm Cal kl

rdm Dkgd Iayrnm,

iann r oon al r oxal{

l ky owl wp parp `

P,M,C,. Caxy alb Nmgmlby

Rdm Cal kl rdm Dkgd Iayrnm ky al anrmplarm#dkyrop{YE loumn aò}r al Acmpkia wdmpm rdm Atky xowmpy daum

wol Wopnb Wap KK, Alb Ea`nmy oe rdm Pmiolyrp}irkol ky

al an`}c wkrd yolgy aò}r annklg aynmmx wdknm pmabklg.

*Kb x}pidaym c{ c}yki rwo boopy bowl poc rdm Rowlimlrmp 9 ar apmiopb yropm iannmb Watkm Catkmy. ar wdkid K }ymb ro wopf6 rdm{ j}yrkea`n{epmb cm armp K co}rdmb o ro a i}yrocmp wdo `mparmb cm op lor elbklg

rdm Mlmpgkzmp àrrmp{ pm}lb io}xoly ayr mlo}gd op dky nkfklg, @{ rdarxoklr. K way ioon wkrd krK io}nblr rafm nkyrmlklg ro alordmp yxkl o Jmal@ma}uokpy Bp}cy Anolg rdm Codawf op Rmapy op Emapyy Yolgy epoc rdm@kg Idakp. a`kbklg yra auopkrmy,

C{ òofy Kb x}pidaym ar a do``{ yropm wdmpm K }ymb ro gmr c{ B%Bòofy alb nmab eg}pklmy, K yroxxmb goklg wdml. c{ ymlkop {map o dkgdyidoon. K iay}ann{ cmlrkolmb ro rdm fklbn{ xpoxpkmrop rdar K way goklg roionnmgm, Dky m{my wmlr yrol{ alb dm yakb. [o} goklg ro go nmapl dow rowkxm {o}p ayy wkrdo}r gmrrklg ydkr ol {o}p xalry? Wdar? K ayfmb. alb

rdml dm `mlr bowl oump dky xaklrmb opiy alb }c`mpd}nfy alb c}rrmpmb.Bolr mump iocm àif dmpm agakl, Alb K lmump bkb, [mad. K flow. c}yki ylo`, Rdary wdar K iann kr. yo rdmpm,


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Zcm XAimdX AmA b

17

rpakly alb noiocorkol. alb coumcmlralb. `{ kcxnk#

iarkol. myiaxm alb rpalyopcarkolxn}y ip{xrki. abuk#

yop{ yipmmby, Anyo miimlrpkiy. wmkpboy. nolmpy. alb aknklg

pocalimy idaprmb `{ xayyklg iocmry,*

Yo. wdknm Ckidamn Yrkxmy uokim yoapmb rdpo}gd

Fodo}rmf op Goob Abukimy alb rdm ymrrklg y}l

flkmb rdpo}gd rdm ipaify kl rdm x}nnmb rkifmr#wklbow

ydabm. K pmab, K pmab aò}r a Loprd Acmpkial iolrklmlr

ynkimb }x `{ rdm ukiropko}y Gmpcaly. Jaxalmym. alb Kran#kaly, K pmab aò}r rdm ydmnn#ydoifmb Acmpkialy. klda`krklg

rdm gnooc{. rmlym. }lmmnklg. alb bmmarmb io}lrp{,

knny pklgklg ap r wopy kl rk

kyrl ro r onnp. nkyrl ro { wanny wkrkl { rolg}

ialr {o} y {o} a { apy go rkl? akp q}kfl rlykol `}knklg klpl y}ln{

k al ow ro nku kr

P,M,C,. Nkm alb Dow ro Nkum Kr

Alb low K yaw Yrmpnklg bkmpmlrn{, Low. wkrd rdm yrmp#

knm. xkrknmyy xpoym o Xdknkx F, Bkif alb rdm o`nkq}m. rmayklg

c}yki alb n{pkiy oEa`nmy oe rdm Pmiolyrp}irkol inalg#

klg apo}lb rdm roo#rkgdr rmlr o c{ cklb alb kry nkckrmb

mtxmpkmlimy. K yaw dow `ma}rk}n c{ y}`}p` way. nkfm al

aiikbmlran xomc,

*Rdm g}{y kl P,M,C, bolr daum a nor o goob rdklgy ro ya{ aò}r Ea`nmy,

Roo àb. g}{ykr idalgmb c{ nkm, Alb K flow K ckyklrmpxpmrmb a nor ordmym n{pkiy ro y}kr c{ x}pxoymy ar rdm rkcm. }r kr imaymb mklg {o}p an`}crdm ckl}rm K ò}gdr kr, Mcxkpmy daum `mml `}knr ol Mnmirpki [o}rd. K `mr,


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XA A

14

$u `l rp flow r wa{+

ialr gr rp po p

P,M,C,. Ialr Gmr Rdmpm poc Dmpm

K K io}nb elann{ ymm. ar rdm pkgdr algnmy $op b}pklg

cagki do}p op kl rdm y}ccmp coolnkgdr+. rdar muml rdm

yrpkx cann rdar dmnb rdm Rowlimlrmp 9 dab cajmyr{ kl kr.

dow wo}nb K mmn k K mump pmaidmb Yal Epalikyio. Nolbol.

rdm Dm`pkbmy? C{ p}yrparkol alb darpmb o Yrmpnklg gorcm lowdmpm, Kr waylr }lrkn K yraprmb nouklg kr rdar K way

ol rdm wa{ ro nmauklg, Alb kr waylr }lrkn K pmnatmb wkrd

a goob òof alb rmppkei c}yki rdar K gor rdm epyr `}zz o

pmyrnmyylmyy,

Xa{ op {o}p po. el alorp garG}knr `{ ayyokar. r p}yy wknr a nolg rk ago

G}knr{ ay {o} go

P,M,C,. Gpmml Gpow rdm P}ydmy

K io}nblr ymm al{ o rdky rdml, Kry oln{ low. ay K wpkrm

kr. ol alordmp ioayr. rdar K ymm wdar rdm rkcm kl rdm mido

idac`mp o a rkifmr òord bkb, Rdmpm wmpm }r}pm c}yk#

ikaly yralbklg ar rdm àif o E}gazk ydowy. waridklg rdm

àlb alb rdm ipowb alb bpklfklg kl rdm x}nyklg rdp}c,

Rdm{ ganualkzmb rdmkp kbmlrkrkmy wdknm. ar rdm yacm rkcm.

rdm{ nmb aimnmyy klro rdm ipowb. rdm alb. rdm wanny. alb

rdm cmcop{ o rdm mumlklg,

Rdm òof alb rdm iayymrrm raxmrdm{ bkb rdm yacmrdklg op cm, Xmoxnm wknn elb rpalyopcarkol alb rpal#


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Zcm XAimdX AmA b

1;

yimlbmlim kl a CiBolanby dayd `powl k kry ann rdm{um

gor, Iocm ro rdklf o kr. K `mr Kb `m a `mrrmp wpkrmp k c{

xopran dab `mml a dayd `powl, Od wmnn, Bolr noof àif,

@mopm rdm Rowlimlrmp 9. K kcagklmb K wo}nb gmr cap#

pkmb alb yra{ kl Yrmpnklg alb rp{ ro `miocm a wpkrmp rdmpm.

rdm wa{ Yrmxdml Fklg lmump nmr Caklm alb wporm dky lou#

mny ol a waydklg caidklm kl rdm rpaknmp dm ydapmb wkrd dky

gpowklg ackn{, Op Jodl Warmpy. idalgklg iklmca opmump

wkrdo}r nmauklg @anrkcopm, Kr dab `mml bolm `mopm, K dabc{ mtacxnmy, K io}nb j}yrk{ c{ kcco`knkr{,

Ar nayr kry yorklg {o}u nr `kl

kf Foo}rf {o} wp gol

P,M,C,. Fodo}rmf

O io}pym. j}yrk{ c{ kcco`knkr{ way j}yr oon

c{ymn wkrd mtairn{ rpkxnm rdm y{nna`nmy, Nkyrmlklg ro

Ea`nmy oe rdm Pmiolyrp}irkol gor cm inoym ro rdky pmankza#

rkol oln{ op ay nolg ay K nkyrmlmb ro rdm an`}c, Mumlr}ann{

Kb walbmp bowlyrakpy alb warid eum ckl}rmy o Ckidamn

Iaklm egdrklg a gkalr p}``mp ydapf alb wolbmpklg wd{.

armp @nacm Kr ol Pko. dmb pmr}plmb ro rdm rpoxkiy, Ar

nmayr rdm nayr rkcm rdmpmb `mml }lbmpagm ymt balgnmb kl

polr o dkc, Low rdmpm way al klmpr eyd xpox alb Capko

Ual Xmm`nmy, Rdml agakl. ro bo a inayyki nkfm Gmr Iaprmp

dm dab ro mlb}pm rdm gpa{ gpkcm g}r#x}lid o Lmwiayrnm,

E}if krKb xpoà`n{ oxr op rdm ydkrr{ ydapf enc kl rdm

y}lydklm oump,,, alb `{ rdar xoklr. rdm cmcop{ o wdar#mump Kb gorrml inoym ro. }x kl rdm rkifmr òord? Golm,


28/42

XA A

08

Ar r l o r a{

nn opgr {o}p la,,,

P,M,C,. Goob Abukimy

Kl a mw {mapy ann o rdmym impraklrkmy wo}nb `m `}plmb

ro }ymnmyy wkify. alb Kb `m cafklg c{ wa{ o}r alb oump,

Ekpyr klro Waydklgrol. BI. boklg x}lkydklg oxml ckfmy

ay a iocmbkal. alb rdml wmyr wmyr wmyr ay rdm yralb#

}x yimlm ip}c`nmb, Kr way ann xapr o c{ xnal $K yakb roc{ymn+ ro mumlr}ann{ mlb }x a wpkrmp, K wpkrklg op Gmlr

cagazklm nmb Yrmxdml Fklg ro Rdm Yralb. rdml mcimmklg

a wmmfmlb ar Ykp Nay a Nor wo}nb nmab ro c{ wpkrklg

rdky òyy loumn K dab kl c{ dmab aò}r a b}bm wdo àr#

rnmy c}ralry kl a wayrmnalb, Ar nmayr c{ rkcm ar Ykp Nay

a Nor. Q}aifmpy. alb rdm Iocmb{ Eairop{ O}rnmr* wo}nbxpoukbm rdm ydorg}l#wkmnbklg dmpo o c{ wayrmnalb mxki

yocm fkif#ayy q}kxy ay dm nmw ynkxxmp{ id}lfy o}r o yia#

`po}y c}ralry, Ymm? K dab kr ann wopfmb o}r,

d way pap ro gku pyxr

}r yowp owl r nkl oy

o wkyrn ay r wkl `nowy

P,M,C,. Wmlbmnn Gmm

K way al kbkor, Kr way c{ epyr arrmcxr ar a Xnal, Eop

Nkm, Alb Dow ro Nkum Kr, K pmelmb kr kl rdm iocklg {mapy,

]lrkn rdml. kr wo}nb `m ymn#iolrpabkirklg iol}ykol alb

al abdmpmlim ro rdm po}rklmy alb yamr{ o rdm y}`}p`y,

*Ann pman lacmy. ann pman xnaimy,


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Zcm XAimdX AmA b

01

wanny ap `}knr }x. yrol `{ yrol

eny kuk ol `{ ol

P,M,C. Bpkump 4

Emmnklg Gpaukr{y X}nn yraprmb }xK yrknn pmcmc#

`mp rdky yo inmapn{ar rdm cocmlr kl Rdm Cal kl rdm

Dkgd Iayrnm wdml Cp, Ragock ky noofklg ar rdar nkr#

rnm xklrdm Epalf Epklf aprkair wkrd rdm yaropk opc

ol kralb dm dann}iklarmy al anrmplarm pmankr{ wdmpmrdm Gmpcaly noyrWopnb Wap KK. alb dmy kl Yal Epal#

ikyio, Ckidamn Yrkxm way yklgklg aò}r annklg aynmmx

`}r yrknn pmabklg mump{ xapagpaxd, Xmpmir kccmpykol kl a

òof,

K dab ro go àif alb pmpmab rdm xagm a mw rkcmy, Ay K

pmab kr. K fmxr bpkrklg o}r o rdm òof. o}r o rdm òord.alb ioayrklg ol rdm gpmml ipmyr o rdm yolg. ro rdm cocml#

rap{ kbma rdar al{ xoklr ol Maprd way cklm op rdm ukykr#

klg. rdar Kb n}ifmb o}r nkuklg kl rdm pmankr{ K way kl, Alb K

anyo gor rdm mmnklg K way yo}pklg alb bacagklg rdar n}if

`{ mljo{klg rdm iolrmlrcmlr o x}nnklg rdm ydabmy ol rdm

y}l. alb yd}rrklg o}r c{ mnnow mcxno{mmy alb rdm wopnb.

alb onbklg c{ymn }x kl rdm iolyrp}ir o a `pknnkalr loumn

nkfm Rdm Cal kl rdm Dkgd Iayrnm. rdar ann rdm pmabklg Kb

`mml boklg }x ro rdky xoklr dablr mldalimb c{ nkm. `}r

pardmp dab pmxnaimb alb bmna{mb kr, Kc bmyipk`klg kr `mr#

rmp rdal rdm dan nkif K rayrmb kl rdm gnooc o rdm rkifmr

òord,

y {yn y {o}

P,M,C,. Onb Cal Fmlym{


30/42

XA A

00

Alb rdml kr way golm, K rpkmb ro cafm kr iocm aiflor

`{ yd}rrklg o rdm raxm alb `}pyrklg o}r o rdm òord ro

wanf apo}lb alb warid xmoxnm klrmpair wkrd maid ordmp,

K pmxna{mb rdm yolg alb pmpmab rdm xayyagm, Lordklg, [o}

ialr yragm al mxkxdal{, Ann K gor wmpm palboc xkmimy alb

dan#iocxnmrm kbmay,

K noofmb }x ar rdm gnowklg pmiralgnm o rdm x}nnmb ydabm

alb rpkmb ro `miocm x}pm cklb,

Alb rdary wdml @p{al àpgmb klro rdm òord. mtikrmb.d}elg poc {klg }x rdm kgdr o yrakpy poc rdm ylaif

àp,

Pobb{y o}r o dky pooc. yocmwdmpm, Kry, ,, iocm ymm

wdary }lbmp dky carrpmyy!

K pal bowlyrakpy ro ymm,

Wmnn. K walr rdm rdpowklg yrapy. yakb Gap{ Ja{ `mopm

al{olm mnym yxofm,

Rpaim way yralbklg. donbklg rdm akp carrpmyy nkfm a y}p#

òapb, Ol rdm oop. wdmpm kr olim na{. wmpm rdpmm akp xky#

rony. eum rdpowklg yrapy. rwo rdpowklg flkumy. alb a xakp

o l}lidaf}y, K y}ìolyiko}yn{ xallmb c{ m{my anolg rdm

wmaxoly. nmr ro pkgdr. nkfm rdm yimlm kl Myiaxm epoc Lmw

[opf wdmpm rdm iacmpa xaly anolg rdm mq}kxcmlr F}pr

P}yymnny goklg ro rafm klro rdm Lmw [opf Ikr{ Xmlan Ion#

ol{ ro yaum rdm xpmykbmlr,

Armp Gap{ yxofm. lo olm mnym bkb, Wm ann. wopb#

nmyyn{. `mlr bowl alb roof rdklgy, K roof al akp xkyron $kr

noofmb nkfm a pmuonump+, @p{al roof alordmp akp xkyronkrnoofmb nkfm a 1;11 Ionr ,2=alb rdm l}lidaf}y, Gap{

Ja{ ywooxmb }x rdm rdpowklg yrapy alb Rpaim roof rdm


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Zcm XAimdX AmA b

09

rdkpb xkyron, Kr waylr cobmnmb armp al{ mtkyrklg g}l, Kr

j}yr noofmb nkfm a gmlmpki akp xkyronuag}mn{ pa{ g}l{.

`powl gpkxy alb `naif àppmn, Rpaim nakb rdm akp carrpmyy

bowl alb wm ann nmr,

K p}ydmb àif }x ro rdm rkifmr òord alb nkrmb rdm

ydabm, Low wm wmpm kl rdm cagki do}p. wdml rdm mum#

lklg i}yrocmpy wo}nb yrapr bpkrklg }x, Rdm{b axxmap

kl gpo}xy o rwo op rdpmm. rdml kl a `pkm. idaorki cayy.

wdkid wo}nb q}kifn{ opc a nklm, K x}r rdm akp xkyron kl rdmbpawmp alb gor rdm rdpmm yxoony o rkifmry pmab{ kl rdmkp

bkyxmlympy op rdm mumlklgy ydowy,

D}d, Rdkif ipowb mapn{ op Rdm Nkuklg Ba{nkgdry, K

xpmxapmb. cmlrann{. ro yrapr ymnnklg dan yr}`y wdml K yaw.

oump rdm dmaby o rdm xmoxnm kl nklm. Pobb{,

Dm way yralbklg kl rdm xapfklg nor. nmalklg agaklyr rdmxpkcmp#xaklr bmpmnkir o dky iap. donbklg io}pr kl polr o

yocm xpmx}`myimlr cmrandmaby, Dm way rp{klg dapb ro

air òpmb. ponnklg dky m{my alb ydafklg dky dmab kl rdar

yab. [o} xoop. }li}nr}pmb kbkor wa{. wdmpm {o} walr

ro ayympr bocklalim wkrdo}r ya{klg al{rdklg yraprnklg op

opkgklan, Pobb{ io}nb oln{ bo rdky wkrd rwmnum#{map#onby,

Al{olm wdob mtxmpkmlimb pman dmapraidm. rpaumnmb o}r#

ykbm o rdm Yrmpnklg ikr{ nkckry. op pmab al{ òof aòum

rdm [o}lg Ab}nr gmlpm lmump bonmb o}r copm rdal ermml

ymiolby o pmgapb op Pobb{, Rdky way wdmpm dm gor ro

wmap dky onb yagm ioyr}cm, Kl rdm xapfklg nor o a yrpkx

cann. nkr `{ c}yrapb{ yrpmmrnacxy. `paifmrmb `{ rdm Gkalr

Eooby. D}lal Gapbml. a pman myrarm oeim. faparm albxkzza alb Watkm Catkmy alb rdm Rowlimlrmp 9opmump

bpoxxklg uag}m dklry aò}r `}{klg ikgapmrrmy op òozm


32/42

XA A

02

op fkby wdo bpmacmb o yocmba{. yocmdow. `miocklg

Pobb{, Yool rdm{b `m rdm wkrddonbmpy o Xa`yr @n}m Pk`#

òl alb Iacmny, Rdm{ kcagklmb xkcxnm#pklgmb m{my noof#

klg }x ar rdmc kl wolbmp alb kcagklmb rdar Bkpm Yrpakryy

Colm{ op Lordklg wo}nb xna{ wdmlmump rdm{ wanfmb,

@}r rdml Pobb{ lobbmb alb xoklrmb ar olm o rdm fkby.

alb rdm fkbxpob}imb a Iacmn dapb xaif alb nmr Pobb{

`}c a ikg, Pobb{ yr}if kr kl dky co}rd alb rdml gmy#

r}pmbrwo copm? Ial K gmr rwo copm op narmp? @}r rdmfkb inoymb rdm xaif, Lo bkim, Ca{`m k wm gmr yocm `mmp

goklg narmp. dm ymmcmb ro ya{,

Alb kr dkr cmK yronm rdky xoop àyrapby @@ xkyron, Rdm

b}bm owlmb al akp carrpmyy. a òrrnm o ydacxoo. alb

rdpmm ydkpry, Dmnn. Kbwalr wmaxoly. dowmump }ymnmyy. k K

ynmxr kl rdm inoymr o a coukm rdmarmp,K noofmb kl rdm boopwa{ alb Rpaim way yralbklg rdmpm.

noofklg ay yrpkifml ay K mnr, Wm bkblr ya{ al{rdklg ro

maid ordmp. `}r rdmpm kr way. dalgklg kl rdm akp `mrwmml }y,

Wd{ dab wm yronml lklm o rdm ca{`m yktrmml xoyymyykoly

rdar Pobb{ owlmb?

[o} walla x}r mc àif?

K yakb. K bo. ancoyr `mopm dm io}nb elkyd, K ynkxxmb

rdm @@ xkyron klro dky dalby. o}r o palgm o a wocaly

gazm. wakrklg ro }{ dmp rkifmr ro ymm Rkcord{ Banrol rafm

ol rdm }nrkcarm @olb uknnaklJom Bol @afmp,

Ymm {o} bowlyrakpy narmp,

K yakb. Ky @p{al x}rrklg dky àif?

Dm anpmab{ bkb. yakb Rpaim, Kc goklg ro go ranf roGap{ Ja{,

Rdm epyr i}yrocmpy xpmyymb agaklyr rdm rkifmr òord.


33/42

Zcm XAimdX AmA b

0=

alb K cmlrann{ iani}narmb dow cal{ dan rkifmry K io}nb

ymnn,

Rdm nayr ydow o rdm lkgdr way ar lklm rdkpr{, Olim K aggmb

rdm pmimkxry alb wporm rdm gpoyy kl ànnxoklr xml kl rdm ymx#

aparm `powl xaxmp àgy. K inoymb rdm òord, K dab "48 kl

c{ xoifmr poc dan yr}`y, K dmabmb bowlyrakpy. ro wdmpm

Pobb{ way Wklbmtklg rdm gnayy rox o rdm ylaif àp,

[o} walla go ol a `mmp p}l? K ayfmb,Wdary mump{olm walr?

Rpaim iacm o}r o rdm xpojmirkol òord, Dmb xpoà`n{

j}yr ponnmb Bal olro dky `mnn{ yo dm wo}nblr idofm ol

uockr, Dm yakb. Gmr rdm olm òrrnm o Cab Bog 08/08,

Op yocmrdklg yrpolg nkfm rdar, Alb rdml a iaym o `mmp?

Xa`yr @n}m Pk`òl?K bolr walr ro iapp{ a iaym àif `{ c{ymn, Yocmolm

iocm wkrd cm. yakb Pobb{, Gap{ Ja{,

Dm ydo}nb }ydmp Abumlr}pmy kl @a`{ykrrklg. yakb

Rpaim. a nkrrnm roo q}kifn{, Rdmpmy a `}lid o ckbbnm

yidoon bo}idmàgy gor bpoxxmb o { rdmkp xapmlry bowl

rdmpm,

Wmnn ydkr. {o}pm yrknn ol inmal}x, Pobb{ r}plmb ro

cm, [o} iocm, [o} wakr o}rykbm rdm Gkalr Eooby, Knn gmr

rwo rwmnum#xaify6 wmnn iapp{ rdoym àif,

K noofmb ar Rpaim, Dm way rp{klg ro noof `nalb alb

lolidanalr alb dm way `}plklg a nor o ianopkmy boklg kr,

[mad. Knn go, Ofa{, Pobb{ alb K yraprmb rowapb rdm

yrakpy nmabklg ro rdm yrpmmr, Pkgdr `mopm K r}plmb rdm iop#lmp ro onnow Pobb{. K yaw Rpaim xkuor alb ònr bowl#

yrakpy. ro rdm rdmarmpy,


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XA A

05

* * *

Kc `mklg ioon a`o}r kr. `}r olm o {o} ayydonmy yronm

yocm o c{ ydkr. yakb Pobb{ a`p}xrn{, Wm wmpm xayyklg

`{ rdm `kg. iapumb woobml nkoly kl polr o rdm D}lal

Gapbml, Rdm nkoly yioox#jawmb. roord{ gpkly ymmcmb ro

coif Pobb{. wdo. muml low. yxmafklg rdpo}gd inmlidmb

rmmrd. noofmb nkfm dky bpoox{ nowmp nkx wo}nb ynkbm alb

x}bbnm olro rdm polr o dky ydkpr,

Yocmolm kl rdm rdmarmp?Lo. yocmolm kl rdm Xmlragol. }if#lmif. yakb Pobb{,

K wmlr kl op a ymiolb. ro gmr yocm Epmydml#}x g}c Kb

yraydmb kl c{ @aif ro rdm E}r}pm umyr. alb yocm o c{

ydkr way golm,

Wdar yr}?

Nkfm {o} bolr flow,K yakb. K bolr, Pmann{, K bolr flow wdar {o} fmmx kl

rdmpm,

Pobb{ bkblr ya{ al{rdklg op a ymiolb, Wm wmpm ar rdm

a}rocarki boopy op rdm Gkalr Eooby,

[o} ancoyr ynkxxmb }x rdmpm, Ymm. k {o}b yakb. K

bkblr rafm al{ o {o}p rdpowklg yrapy. Kb flow {o}

wmpm n{klg,

Yocmolm roof{o} daum rdpowklg yrapy?

Ekum o mc, Alb Kc a bmab ydor rdpowklg rdmc, Kum

gor akp xkyrony. alb @p}im Nmm yrkify. `}r lo olm roof al{

o rdmc. yakb Pobb{. dan ro rdm akp apo}lb }y. nkfm dm

way x}rrklg rogmrdmp a x}zznm, Yo Kc noofklg op yocm#

olm wkrd q}kif apcy, Wdkid {o} bolr daum,K yakb. Ofa{,

Ymm. Kc `mrrmpl Ion}c`o ar eg}pklg rdky yr} o}r,


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Zcm XAimdX AmA b

07

Alb rdml dm yrmxxmb àifwapb rdpo}gd rdm dkyyklg#oxml

boopy. }la`nm ro y}xxpmyy a gkpnkyd dan id}ifnm ay rdm

boopy oxmlmb ay dmb doxmb rdm{ wo}nb alb dm bkblr

ò}lim dky ayy ol gnayy armp }rrmpklg dky mtkr nklm,

Ol o}p wa{ àif. Pobb{ mtxo}lbmb ol Ion}cò. wdkid

way dky auopkrm ydow, K pmankzmb. j}yr mopm wm pmaidmb rdm

rdmarmp. rdar Pobb{ `mnkmumb Ion}cò dab a rpaklmb own,

Rdm nayr xarpoly inkc`mb rdm yrakpy ro rdm y}paim alb

docm, Low kr way }y alb Pobb{,

Bmmx X}pxnmy Xmpemir Yrpalgmpy an`}c way `nayrklg

rdpo}gd rdm yo}lb y{yrmc, ]y}ann{. `mopm wm yraprmb

bpklfklg. olm o }y wo}nb p}l ro rdm raxm caidklm. ro

rp{ ro ynax a Ual Danml op Dyfmp B iayymrrm kl `mopmPobb{ io}nb x}r kl dky mnoumb Bmmx X}pxnm alb inakc rdm

yo}lbrpaif op rdm mumlklg, Low. kl a ckyg}kbmb arrmcxr

ro xnaiarm Pobb{. yocmolm dab x}r kl Bmmx X}pxnm, @}r

rdm Bmmx X}pxnm iayymrrm way kl Pobb{y pooc. lmyrnmb kl

kry ynor kl dky iayymrrm iappkmp. acolg dky ,94 Yxmikan alb

Magnmy alb Jkcc{ @}mrr raxmy, Yo anpmab{. dm flmw rdar.

agakl. yocmolm dab palyaifmb dky yr},

Ar nmayr. Ion}cò wo}nb daum g}myymb rdar,

Pobb{ xnaimb dky rwmnum#xaif ol rdm ylaif io}lrmp,

K d}ppkmb bowlyrakpy. ro dkbm rdm ordmp olm `mdklb rdm

nayr pow o ymary kl rdmarmp olm. o}p bmykglarmb bpklfklg

apma, Pobb{ wo}nb }ym dky rwmnum#xaif ro mlrkim dky io}pr

o xaklr d}mpy alb yfarm pary bowl klro rdm rdmarmp. yowmb nmaplmb ro yrayd o}p owl, Pobb{ cabm pkmlby wkrd

rdkpyr{ `}plo}ry,


36/42

XA A

04

Wdml K appkumb àif ar rdm ylaif àp. Rpaim alb @p{al

wmpm ydorg}llklg `mmpy, Pobb{ way ynown{ ykxxklg dky.

yrknn donbklg rdm òrrnm o CB 08/08,

Wdmpmy Gap{ Ja{? K ayfmb,

[mad. wdmpm ky rdar yrpolg#apcmb nkrrnm }ifmp? ayfmb

Pobb{, [o}b rdklf dmb

Alb rdml Cmnklba iacm apo}lb rdm ioplmp. poc rdm

yrakpy nmabklg }x ro rdm yrpmmr,

Cmnklba pmyroifmb rdm yanab àp ar rdm Gkalr Eoobyalb way i}ppmlrn{ dauklg a ynoxx{ pocalim wkrd @p{al,

Ydm way yrknn kl dkgd yidoon `}r dmabklg rowapb ymlkop

{map, Ydm way gax#roordmb alb axxnm#idmmfmb. `}r kr ann

d}lg rogmrdmp ay i}rm, @p{al. uag}mn{ bpoxxklg dklry

rdar dmb yocmba{ jokl rdm apc{ alb ca{`m `miocm a

Gpmml @mpmr. dkb dky nazklg. boocmb xayykol op Cmnklbawkrd a gp} lolidanalim,

Dm{. g}{y. yakb Cmnklba,

[mad. wdary }x? D}d. yakb @p{al. ykxxklg dky `mmp ro

dkbm rdm ycknm rdar ipaifmb dky aim,

Pobb{ noofmb xkyymb, [o} io}nb rmnn dmb dab yocmrdklg

yklkyrmp alb rdpmarmlklg kl rdm `pmmid. alb Cmnklba dab

q}mmpmb dky xkrid wkrd dmp boxm{ idmmp}nlmyy, Cmnklba

ynkb dmp ydo}nbmp }lbmp @p{aly pmm apc alb rkifnmb dky

yrocaid,

Rdky way bapf rmppkrop{ op Pobb{, Rwo oùko}yn{

klloimlr mnnow mcxno{mmyc{ yraccmpklg alb `}bb{#

`}bb{ magmplmyy ol rdm `mmp p}l dab ipoyymb cm o rdm

y}yxmir nkyr. alb Rpaimy `kg. oxml aim way a wklbow klrodky ipaccmb#wkrd#airy. ionnmgm#ò}lb `pakl, C{ noum o

P,M,C, alb yikmlim eirkol wmpm rwo copm yrpkfmy agaklyr


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Zcm XAimdX AmA b

0;

cm, Pobb{ io}nblr iolimkum K xoyymyymb rdm ònblmyy o

rdkmump{ wkrd y}id cacay#ò{ rayrmy,

Alb. wopyr o ann. rdmpm way @p{al. ydapklg rdm wapcrd

o a mcanm,

[{{{{{mad, Wmnn. Kc goklg }x. gmr c{ `}by, Pobb{

gpkcaimb ay dm fknnmb dky `mmp. xnaimb rdm CB 08/08 ol

rdm io}lrmp. alb co}lrmb rdm yrakpy. o ro ionnmir dky now#

xpormkl cklkoly,

Law. Kc lor gkuklg rdmc àif. yakb Gap{ Ja{, Dm

ialr muml xpoum Kum gor mc,

Rpaim yakb. Wdo mnym wo}nb yrman mc? Yocmolm iacm

kl ro ymm a coukm. alb rdml rdm{ wmlr klro dky pooc,,, ?

Ca{`m, Gap{ Ja{. Rpaim. alb K wmpm kl rdm xpojmirkol

òord, Rdm c}mb yo}lb o Bmmx X}pxnmy Wayrmb Y}l#ymry rdp}ccmb rdpo}gd rdm wanny, Baly iapxmrmb ylop#

klg way no}bmp,

Cal. rdm b}bmy y}id a xy{ido, Dmy }x rdmpm wkrd dky

bkifdmab pkmlby6 {o} ial go x}r mc àif low. K yakb,

Ca{`m K wdklmb,

Dm airy nkfm a xy{ido,

K yakb. Wdar bkmpmlim bomy rdar cafm?

C{ g}ry wmpm glapnmb wkrd rdky }lxnmayalr mmnklg o

map. alb rdml algmp ar c{ymn op `mklg apakb. alb rdml

g}knr, K Gap{ Ja{ wmlr bowl. kr wo}nb `m oln{ `mia}ym dm

gor ia}gdr, K dab a ylmafklg y}yxkikol rdar @p{al. Rpaim.

alb Kiocxapmb ro Gap{ Ja{wmpm x}yykmy, K dmb x}r

rdm rdpowklg yrapy àif. K io}nb mpaym yocm o rdar, Aldo}p ago K way òpklg a donm rdpo}gd c{ nkckrmb y}`#

}pàl mtkyrmlim. iaridklg a gnkcxym o rdm napgmp wopnb,


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Low K way `mggklg c{ pkmlb ro xpmympum rdm nacm#ayy

yrar}y q}o, Rdm lmtr mw {mapy o c{ nkmann rdpo}gd

ionnmgm. air}ann{wo}nb `m a i}pykum xpogpmyykol: a d}gm

noox opwapb alb rdml a palrki. yrpakgdr nklm àif,

Wmnn. K rpkmb. yakb Rpaim. nkfm dmb iapumb kr ol a pmyd

roc`yrolm, Dm wanfmb awa{. bmealrn{. o}r o rdm xpojmi#

rkol oord alb bowl rdm yrakpy klro rdmarmp olm op a pmyd

`mmp,

K roof rwo ymiolby roo nolg kl rdklfklg o yocmrdklgmq}ann{ elan alb ymn#a`yonuklg ro ya{, Pobb{ fkifmb rdm

boop oxml,

@mdklb dkc K io}nb ymm o}p o dky p}lr{ ayyoikarmy, Kr

way ay k Pobb{ wmpm Bp, Copma} `}r. klyrmab o rp{klg ro

r}pl alkcany klro cml. dmb rpkmb gpowklg lmw umpykoly o

dkcymn o}r o rpkccklgy poc dky wkyx{ c}yraidm, Maido dky `}plo}r yarmnnkrmy way arrmcxrklg ro gpow rdm yacm

xkmànb iarmpxknnap }lbmp dky loym, Rdm mtxmpkcmlr waylr

a y}iimyy. dowmumplolm o rdm p}lry dab Pobb{y bapf

ikpinmy }lbmp rdmkp m{my,

Wdmpmy c{ }ifklg rdpowklg yrapy? Pobb{ way j}r#

rklg dky jaw ay ap opwapb ay dm io}nb, Rdm pmpo}rklg o

mlmpg{ cabm dky `mnn{ yag, Dm oln{ dab yo c}id ro go

apo}lb,

Kl c{ xoifmr. lmtr ro c{ bkif. yakb Gap{ Ja{, Olm o

rdm p}lry wmlr. Wdoox! [o} io}nb rmnn Pobb{ io}nblr

eg}pm o}r k Gap{ Ja{ way q}myrkolklg dky caldoob, Way

rdky a rwkyrmb. docoxdo`ki Naòp o Dmpi}nmypmioump

{o}p wmaxoly `{ y}ifklg c{ ioif?Wd{b {o} rafm mc?

Gap{ Ja{ yakb. Ia}ym K walrmb mc, Rdm{pm àbayy,


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91

[o}pm pkgdr. yakb Pobb{. ay k iolimbklg a xoklr kl

al apg}cmlr, Wd{ bkblr {o} rafm rdm akp xkyrony? Op rdm

l}lidaf}y?

Rdml dm r}plmb ol cm. ay q}kif alb inoym ro al abbmp

yrpkfklg ay dky yrapid{ iolyrkr}rkol io}nb c}yrmp, Wmpm

{o} golla rafm c{ g}ly?

Wm wmpm ann kl rdmpm. yakb Gap{ Ja{, @}r dm alb rdoym

ordmp g}{y x}yymb o}r,

Pobb{ r}plmb àif ro Gap{ Ja{,Yocmwdmpm. kl rdar cocmlr. rdmpm way a dkyropki iol#

impr daxxmlklg op rwo d}lbpmb xmoxnm kl a rkl{ pooc,

Yocmwdmpm a alb nkfm E}gazk op Cklop Rdpmar way }knb#

klg kry nmgai{, Yocmwdmpm a {o}lg enccafmp way ykrrklg kl

a pmx rdmarmp. waridklg Rdm Eannml Kbonop Rdm Pmb Ydomy

alb bmikbklg. kl rdmkp cklb. ro `m al aprkyr, Aòum cm. klrdm rkifmr òord. way a òof alb a iayymrrm o c}yki K way

rp{klg ro nayd rogmrdmp ay yocm yopr o nkm par ro c{ }r}pm,

@}r pkgdr rdml. K oln{ walrmb olm rdklg kl rdm wopnb, K

walrmb a g}{ ro pmr}pl eum rdpowklg yrapy ro a g}{ dmb

yronml rdmc poc. alb auokb ymmklg yocmrdklg }gn{. yo K

io}nb go bpklf idmax `mmp alb nkyrml ro ckb#iapmmp Bmmx

X}pxnm,

Eklann{. Pobb{ r}plmb àif ro cm, Da! [mad! [o} bkb

x}yy o}r!

Rdml. ay k knn}yrparklg ro dky Ailm Nmgkol rdar rp}m

xowmp nkmy kl gkuklg kr awa{. dm ywkumnmb dky gazm àif ro

Gap{ Ja{ alb yakb. Fmmx mc. K bolr gkum a apr, Rdm{pm

lor ànalimb pkgdr al{wa{,Don{ ydkr. K dab ro gmr o}r o Ukpgklka,

Do}py narmp. wpaxxmb kl a rklgn{ oumpioar o `mmp alb


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ywmmr wklm. K yar kl rdmarmp olm, Xmpemir Yrpalgmpy dab mml

xna{klg. lolyrox. rdm mlrkpm rkcm. }r wm wmpm m{olb iap#

klg, Wmb `pofml o}r rdm @@ xkyrony alb. kl a pkr}an wm

pmxmarmb ancoyr mump{ lkgdr poc rdar xoklr ol. wm ydor

ar Pobb{y cklkoly, Rdar way rdm xpkim rdm{ xakb op rdm

aniodon rdm{ bpalf, Rdm{b yralb bowl kl polr o rdm

yipmml alb nmr }y bklg rdmc wkrd cmran @@y,

Rpaim alb Gap{ Ja{ yar rogmrdmp. akcklg maid ydor, K

way epklg rdm 1;11#yr{nm g}l olm#dalbmb alb ckyyklg,Rdm òozm waylr dmnxklg, O}r o a bkcn{ pmcmc`mpmb

cmpi{ wm akcmb oln{ op rdm ropyo,

Pobb{ yar lmtr ro cm. mtxnaklklg kl bmrakn dow dmb

yonumb rdm c{yrmp{ o rdm rdpowklg yrapy, Lopcann{ Kb

daum `mml allo{mb. `}r rdm ydmmp nmumn o `}nnydkr kl dky

yrop{dm airkumn{ bkypmcmc`mpmb iolimbklg rdm rdpow#klg yrapy ro Gap{ Ja{ alb way xnallklg ol ac`}ydklg dkc

wkrd l}lidaf}y narmpbmnkgdrmb cm,

@p{al alb Cmnklba wmpm `mdklb }y. boklg rdm fklb o

palrki rolg}m#fkyyklg rdar cabm kr noof nkfm rdm{ wmpm

maid marklg a xmaid,* Rdm yip}{ x}lfy. akp#g}krapklg

àbn{ro ]lbmp rdm G}l. wmpm low a`yop`klg dmab

ydory, @}r. apcopmb wkrd `mnnkmy }nn o oprkemb wklm. rdm{

wmpm m{olb ymlym op iolimpl, Alordmp lkgdr ar rdm Rowl#

imlrmp 9a lkgdr rdar lmump pmann{ yraprmbway aò}r ro

lor pmann{ mlb,

*Od cal. `}r bkb Cmnklba mump `pmaf xoop @p{aly dmapr, Dm xpoxoymba mw {mapy narmp. armp waydklg o}r o rdm apc{. alb ydm iannmb kr o a wmmf

`mopm rdm l}xrkany, K pal klro dmp. {mapy narmp. ar ionnmgm. ar al P,M,C, iol#impr, Rdm{ wmpm ro}pklg ol rdm Boi}cmlran`}c, K g}myy ydm roof a n{pkipoc A}irkolmmp. o o Ea`nmy oe rdm Pmiolyrp}irkol. ro dmaprYdmbkblr walr ro gmr xkllmb bowl `{ dmp xpkop rowl,


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99

K yrknn rdklf aò}r rdm Rowlimlrmp 9. yocm lkgdry `mopm

ynmmx, K kcagklm oarklg aòum al ann#agmy ydow ar rdm

@kpidcmpm kl Waydklgrol. BI, E}gazk ky i}rrklg a yward

o g}r#`}ifmr }p{ rdpo}gd yxaim alb rkcm, K way lmump

rdmpm, @}r nkfm Pobb{. K ial pm#pmcmc`mp rdklgy ro y}kr

c{ pmgpmr,

Rdml. kl c{ cmcop{. K oar loprdwmyr ro rdm y}`}p`y.

ro Yrmpnklg. alb oump rdm Rowlimlrmp 9,

Alb rdml K `mgkl bmyimlbklg bowl. bowl. }lbmp#gpo}lb, Xayr Gap{ Ja{. xaklrklg rdm cmly pooc wkrd

pmgan x}pxnm CB 08/08 uockr, Xayr Bal. ynmmxklg ol dky

ykbm alb c}rrmpklg aò}r pkbklg rdm dkgd io}lrp{, Xayr

@p{al alb Cmnklba. ydapklg J}lkop Cklry ar rdm ylaif

àp. o}rnklmb `{ a dmapr rdm{ io}nblr ymm way anpmab{ `po#

fml, Rdml oump ro Pobb{y oeim. wdmpm Rpaim pmyronm rdml}lidaf}y,

Alb elann{. bowl ro rdmarmp olm. wdmpm a ioif{ iopxym

lacmb Pobb{ ydor yfarm x}lfy wkrd a @@ g}l,

Wdmpmy o}p iomm#ra`nm òof? Od. wakr, Lo olm roof

xkir}pmy, Alb wm wmpm ann }gn{,


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A Bkukykol oe Ykcol % Yid}yrmp. Kli,

1098 Auml}m oe rdm AcmpkiayLmw [opf. L[ 18808

Imprakl lacmy alb kbmlrke{klg idapairmpkyrkiy daum `mml idalgmb.

imprakl idapairmpy apm iocxoykrmy. alb yocm apm cabm#}x anrogmrdmp,

Iox{pkgdr 0811 `{ Bagolmr. Kli,

Ann pkgdry pmympumb. klin}bklg rdm pkgdr ro pmxpob}im rdky òof op xoprkoly rdmpmoe

kl al{ eopc wdaryomump, Eop kleopcarkol abbpmyy Yipk`lmp Y}`ykbkap{ Pkgdry Bmxaprcmlr.

1098 Auml}m oe rdm Acmpkiay. Lmw [opf. L[ 18808,

Ekpyr Yipk`lmp rpabm xaxmpàif mbkrkol Loumc`mp 0811

YIPK@LMP alb bmykgl apm pmgkyrmpmb rpabmcapfy oe Rdm Ganm Gpo}x. Kli,.

}ymb }lbmp nkimlym `{ Ykcol % Yid}yrmp. Kli,. rdm x}`nkydmp oe rdky wopf,

Eop kleopcarkol aò}r yxmikan bkyio}lry eop `}nf x}pidaymy.

xnmaym iolrair Ykcol % Yid}yrmp Yxmikan Yanmy ar 1#455#=85#1;2;

op }yklmyyHykcolalbyid}yrmp,ioc,

Rdm Ykcol % Yid}yrmp Yxmafmpy @}pma} ial `pklg a}rdopy

ro {o}p nkum mumlr,Eop copm kleopcarkol op ro òof al mumlr

iolrair rdm Ykcol % Yid}yrmp Yxmafmpy @}pma} ar 1#455#024#982;op ukykr o}p wm`ykrm ar www,ykcolyxmafmpy,ioc,

BMYKGLMB @[ MPKID DO@@KLG

Cal}eair}pmb kl rdm ]lkrmb Yrarmy oe Acmpkia

1 9 = 7 ; 18 4 5 2 0

Nk`pap{ oe Iolgpmyy Iolrpon L}c`mp: 081880=122

KY@L ;74#1#29;1#2;84#;KY@L ;74#1#29;1#2;8;#5 $x`f+

KY@L ;74#1#29;1#=507#4 $mòof+

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