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7 DEGREES OF CAJUN

FIRST DEGREE Boudreaux and his wife were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

Boudreaux picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200

miles from here!" and hung up. The wife said, "Who was that"" Boudreaux answered, "I don't

know, some man wanting to know if the coast is clear."

SECOND DEGREE Two Cajuns are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the

sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. He opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, thisperson looks familiar." The second Cajun says, "Here, let me see!" So the first Cajun hands him

the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

 THIRD DEGREE Boudreaux suspects his wife of cheating on him, so he goes out and buys a gun.

He goes to his house unexpectedly and when he opens the door he finds her in the arms of a

redhead. Well, Boudreaux is really angry. He pulls out the gun, and as he does so, he is overcome

with grief. He takes the gun and puts it to his head. His wife yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

Boudreaux replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

FOURTH DEGREE Boudreaux was bragging about his knowledge of state capitals. He proudly

says, "Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin"" Boudreaux replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

FIFTH DEGREE What did the Cajun girl ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant" "Is it

mine""

SIXTH DEGREE Boudreaux, a Cajun in his fourth year as a LSU Freshman, sat in his US

government class. The professor asked Boudreaux if he knew what Roe vs.Wade was about.

Boudreaux pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington

had to make before he crossed the Delaware"

SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, Boudreaux was shocked to find his house

ransacked and burglarized. He telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police

dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to

respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, Boudreaux ran out on

the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting his

face in his hands, Boudreaux moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the

police for help, and what do they do" They send me a BLIND policeman.

Laws of Production

Any product cut to length will be too short.

Tolerances will accumulate unidirectionally toward maximum difficulty to assemble.If a project requires n components, there will be n-1 units in stock.

After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench

A motor will rotate in the wrong direction.

A failsafe circuit will destroy others. A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse

 by blowing first.

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A purchased component or instrument will meet its specs long enough, and only long enough, to

 pass incoming inspection.

A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection