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ALL WIRED UP BY THOMAS BARKER

OPULENT DINING FOR A CAUSEAs a community publication, we have always done what we can to support the various gay rights and service organizations in South Florida. Three years ago, I created Summerfest as a fundraising event for The National Gay and Lesbian Task Force, and have continued to organize the event every year. A year later, I also launched

the Equality Florida Bar Crawl to not only generate some funds, but to also bring our community together. And if you regularly read this column, you’ve probably noticed that I sit on a good amount of boards and committees, including the Equality Florida Gala Steering Committee, Miami Beach Gay Pride, and the Gay Business Enhancement Committee for the City of Miami Beach.

As a result, Wire Magazine has always been a little different than most other publications. We don’t just report on the happenings of these organizations and events; we actually play a pivotal role in the creation and execution of their initiatives. There is a social responsibility – especially for gay lifestyle publications – to not only sponsor events, but to actually get involved directly and make a difference.

This year, we will continue to do what we can to support our local and national organizations. In fact, we are already in the process of gearing up for Summerfest ’11, and are finalizing our partnership arrangements with a number of organizations and events, including Miami Beach Gay Pride ’11, Winter Party ’11, White Party ’11, and many, many more.

In this week’s issue, you will notice an ad for the 1st Annual Equality Florida Friends, Family, and Allies Dinner, hosted by Wire Magazine. The event will take place on Thursday, January 27th at the super fabulous Asia de Cuba at The Mondrian in South Beach, and is a fundraising event for the largest gay rights organization in the state.

As a major supporter of Equality Florida, Wire Magazine has come on board as a promotional and production sponsor for the event, meaning we aren’t just promoting the event in the pages of Wire Magazine; we are actually producing the fundraising dinner for Equality Florida.

Working closely with the staff of Asia de Cuba, we have put together an amazing menu that will feature some of the restaurant’s most popular dishes. The evening will begin at 7 p.m. with a one-hour cocktail reception that will include complimentary vodka cocktails and wine.

Afterwards, diners will sit down to enjoy a three-course meal, which will be paired with wine from the Sonoma-Cutrer Vineyards, courtesy of Brown Forman.

The 1st Annual Friends, Family, and Allies Dinner will serve as the kick off fundraising event for Equality Florida’s Annual Miami Gala, which will take place on Sunday, March 20th. This year, we will be hosting the event at one of Miami’s most exclusive venues – The Webster in South Beach. Thanks to some incredibly generous people, hundreds of South Florida donors will get the chance to enjoy fantastic cocktails and delicious hors d’oeuvres from the Webster’s restaurant, Caspia – all while supporting Equality Florida and the important work that they do.

If you are interested in joining us for the Equality Florida Friends, Family, and Allies Dinner on January 27th, the Annual Equality Florida Miami Gala on March 20th, or both, visit www.eqfl.org for more information or to purchase tickets.

I implore you to do what you can to support organizations like this. Not only are gatherings such as these a lot of fun; it is also really important to support the people who work tirelessly to defend and protect our rights.

Till next week!

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Last week I encouraged you to keep the heat on local, state, and federal politicians to cut spending and bring public labor union contracts into balance with the new income realities of our national, state, and city tax revenues. Well,

my friends, we really have to do this and take it seriously. We have to be particularly diligent and firm with our politicians in our own backyard. Otherwise, South Florida could end up like Sunny Taxesfornia – I mean California – or Taxesnois – I mean Illinois.

California and Illinois are large economies when compared with many countries, and just like Ireland, Greece, Portugal, Spain, and Italy, its expenses have far exceeded tax revenues, and they are buried under mountains of debt. This has led to large budget deficits, ratings downgrades for their bonds, higher interest rates to borrow money, the real possibility of default, and the need for a potential bailout by their rich uncle, Sam. For example, just like Ireland got a bailout loan package from the European Economic community, this week there was talk of the real possibility that California, Illinois, or other U.S. states may ask the Obama administration or the Federal Reserve to bail them out – at our federal taxpayers’ expense, off course.

In the end, someone is going to pay the bill. Our "trusty" politicians always start with the same old tax the rich story, followed by cutting back much needed programs to help the poor, the elderly, and other needy groups who are much less important to them than their cronies in the public employee labor unions. The poor are already hungry, and many of the elderly and the less fortunate are already doing without and making trade offs between much needed medicines or food. These programs should not be cut.

It was okay to dole out expensive contracts to public employee labor unions with good salaries, excellent benefits, and expensive pensions during the go-go years. So politicians now need to renegotiate these labor union contracts to reduce compensation, benefits, and pension expenses. Remember the steel industry and the car industry and the changes made to labor union contracts there? Those were

renegotiated because it was do or die for those industries. Do the same and stop raising our taxes.

Illinois politicians, where President Obama learned and practiced his political skills, did not have the backbone to adjust expenses to match revenues. Instead, Governor Quinn and his fellow Democrats decided to push through a 75 percent personal income tax increase. Personal income taxes will increase from 3 percent to 5.25 percent for four years. What a joke! These so called “policy makers” can’t even change their past policies to readjust expenses so personal income taxes don’t have to be raised by 75 percent. If politicians are willing to do that when we are barely crawling out of the Great Recession, anything is possible. So let me share with you what a possible bailout of one or more U.S. states by federal taxpayers would look like. Rich uncle Sam bailed out rich (now richer) Wall Street banks, and the car companies in Detroit (Illinois); so why not one or more states?

The Obama Administration could use a straight out bailout plan and simply give the states money to pay for their deficits and prevent a default. It can be either a money giveaway or a “loan” to be repaid sometime, somehow. What’s a few billion more on top of the ever-rising trillion-dollar national debt? The other way to do it is for the Federal Reserve to simply print money. The Fed can give money to the states by buying up their worthless debt that no-one else wants. Simply put, you can print money and give it to a dead beat that spends more than they make and cannot pay the bills. Technically speaking, the Fed will buy state bonds.

For anyone who does not think we are facing a very serious problem I invite you to read about Spain. Just a few years ago, it was the darling of Europe with lots of great social programs for all, a fast growing economy, and ever-climbing real estate prices. It is now an economic disaster under a mount of debt, and the Spanish people are really suffering.

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This week and last week have probably been the busiest weeks ever for Thomas and I working on wire magazine. Why? For a couple of very good reasons: We have been working very hard on producing our second ever Pride collector’s edition of wire magazine – that we think you will really enjoy reading through. In

addition, we have also been working non-stop on the first ever official Gay Pride Pool Party, which Wire magazine will host on Saturday, April 17th at the hotel Victor with Finlandia Vodka and herradura Tequila as sponsors.

It really is hard to believe that a year has already gone by since we published the first ever Pride Collector’s Edition of Wire magazine, but that is definitely the case. Pride is once again taking place in miami Beach this Saturday and we hope that all our readers in miami and Fort lauderdale will have a chance to enjoy this week’s 2010 Pride Collector’s Edition. We couldn’t have gotten here without all your support, and the support of our advertisers, sponsors, and all the members of the Wire staff. Thanks very much to everyone for helping us make this possible!

We also hope that you will be able to participate in the Pride festivities on Saturday, plus many of the ancillary

events and parties taking place before and after Saturday’s parade, Expo, and day of fabulous live entertainment. That’s why we are including a comprehensive Pride Guide that you can use as your map of what to participate in, with the days and times to be there.

We also want to extend a warm Wire invitation and welcome you to join us for the first ever official Gay Pride Pool Party at the hotel Victor, 1144 ocean Drive. We decided to put together a unique event for you during this year’s Pride, courtesy of Wire magazine, to celebrate and have fun in the company of friends. The pool party will complement the Parade, Expo, and live entertainment on the main stages of Pride, and will give everyone an opportunity for some additional fun at the poolside party taking place from 1 p.m. to 7 p.m. this Saturday. DJs charlmix and miik will be spinning, while everyone enjoys their 2 complimentary Finlandia vodka cocktails included with their ticket purchase.

make sure to stop by our Wire magazine booth to pick up your copy of this week’s special issue of Wire and enter our contest, but definitely stop by and visit us in person at the hotel Victor to celebrate Pride during the day with us at the pool party. We will be camping out at the Victor to bring you some additional fun in the sun. Wire also wants to welcome

our pool party VIP ticket holders. Thanks for purchasing all the VIP tickets we had available (VIP is SOLD OUT). The hotel Victor pool deck will be a great place for our VIP ticket holders to hang out from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. and view the Pride Parade from above.

To join us for the pool party after the VIP Parade viewing, visit www.thepinkdollar.com/pridepp to purchase your tickets at the pre-event price, or stop by the hotel Victor on Saturday and buy your ticket at the door. You will receive 2 complimentary Finlandia vodka cocktails, plus be able to partake in an official Pride event that Wire magazine has worked very hard to put together for you. Oh, and did you hear? Some Papi underwear models will be at the pool party wearing their latest collections?

have a wonderful week, and feel free to stop us on the streets of miami, the Beaches, and Fort Lauderdale to share your thoughts and ideas with Wire magazine. We welcome your feedback and suggestions to continue providing great lifestyle content for our readers.

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WIRE COVER: WHOOPI GOLDBERG: SHE NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION

If you love comedy and film, like I do, Whoopi Goldberg has to be one of your favorite actresses and comediennes. She really needs no introduction, but after my interview with the star, I realized there are some things you may not know about the award winning comic.

Caryn Elaine Johnson, the incomparable Whoopi Goldberg, has had a brilliant career that includes receiving the quadruple crown of acting: Oscar, Tony, Emmy, and Grammy! What a journey for a hard working woman who, early in her career, took small parts on Broadway, while supplementing her income by working in a funeral parlor applying makeup to corpses and as a bricklayer.

Old Blue Eyes put it best: “If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere!” Therefore, it should come as no surprise that Whoopi, born in Chelsea in Manhattan, has conquered the world with her amazing talents and accomplishments. Some of my personal favorites include her movie and TV roles in The Color Purple, Ghost, Sister Act, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Comic Relief, and

The View, amongst many other great leading roles and comedic performances.

Whoopi was the first woman to host the Academy Awards by herself, went on to entertain us on Oscar night a total of four times, and was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Even though she is fearless in front of the camera and on stage, Whoopi hates to fly and travels by personal bus – telling Jay Leno once that it takes 42 hours of non-stop travel to go from New York City to L.A. this way. You may remember a recent scandal on The View, as Whoopi was forced to fly and had to drug herself to get through it. As a result, the queen of funny looked a little disoriented. Of course, she immediately bounced back and continues to be the fan favorite on the show.

But with all of her accomplishments, Whoopi is also known the world over for her advocacy and support of human rights, including vocally encouraging straight people to stand up and support the GLBT community to stop discrimination.

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So when I heard Whoopi was coming to perform at the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts, as part of their Comedy Planet series, I jumped at the chance to interview this remarkable Oscar winning actress and comedienne. Check out what Whoopi had to say. What are you looking forward to the most about your upcoming show in Miami?

Getting onstage and seeing what my brain tells my mouth to say. You have such an amazing career. Did you ever dream it would be this way when you were an up and coming comedienne and actress?

I was raised by a woman who told me that anything was possible. But I don’t think anyone expected all of this, least of all me. What do you enjoy the most about doing stand-up comedy?


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CELEBRITY AUTOBIOGRAPHYMay 5 to 15A first rate comedic ensemble performs from the actual memoirs of a wide range of celebrities. The passages run the gamut from the "poetry" of Suzanne Somers to the shocking "romance tips" from Tommy Lee to the most famous Hollywood love triangle in history - Elizabeth Taylor, Debbie Reynolds, and Eddie Fisher. And what's remarkable and unforgettably hilarious is that it is all in their own words.

KATHY GRIFFINMarch 28Multiple Emmy Awards and TV specials weren't enough! Catch D-List Diva Kathy Griffin live in her true element. She has more stories, more dish, more of what she shouldn't say but you know you can’t wait to hear!

WAIT, WAIT, DON’T TELL MEFebruary 3 and 4Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! is NPR's weekly radio quiz program. Test your knowledge against some of the best and brightest in the news and entertainment world while figuring out what's real and what's made up. Two performances only, recorded live in front of an audience.

COMEDY PLANET SERIES UPCOMING PERFORMANCES

I’ll let you know if I ever do stand-up. I’ve never done set-ups and punch-lines, it’s not my thing. I just like to talk about things I see and my observations of the world around me. Why did you decide to become an actress?

If I didn’t, the voices inside my head would have gotten me into a lot of trouble. Who have been your favorite co-stars and why?

There have been so many; I couldn’t even remember all of them. I recently got together with the cast of “The Color Purple” for a 25th anniversary reunion on Oprah. It was great to see all of them again. I worked with Neil Patrick Harris on a movie called “Clara’s Heart” when he was 12. It’s been fun watching him grow up in this business and becoming the person and performer he is. How did it feel to win your Oscar? What went through your mind the moment you heard you had won?

My mind went blank. It was surreal. What do you like the most about being on The View?

Hot topics. How do you really feel about Bill O’Reilly today?

I respect Bill and he respects me. Even if we don’t always agree. How is it working with Barbara Walters?

Barbara is the queen. You have been very supportive of the gay and lesbian Community. Why do you feel it is so important to be so supportive?

It would never occur to me not to. What do you think about the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell?

Finally. What should be the next major step for gay rights in the U.S.?

That they are no longer gay rights and just human rights. What is next for Whoopi? Your own network maybe?

A nap.

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WIRE FEATURE: OY VEY! MY SON IS GAY HITS THEATERS

BY THOMAS BARKER

As children, we grow up dreaming about the lives that lie ahead of us and hope that our future goals and aspirations will one day change the world. We daydream of accomplishments and recognition, and, as a result, develop projects that will one day lead us to this inevitable feat.

Along the way, we meet many unexpected people, experience unforetold adventures, and evolve as a person and in our career path. For most, this changes future goals and aspirations. But for Evgeny Afineevsky, his dreams and goals have never wavered. His lifetime goal was to write, produce, and direct a film that would inspire many and above all else take what some people consider gay cinema out of the backrooms of independent movie-houses and into the many mainstream theaters around the world.

And after eight years of hard work, dedication, and perseverance, Evgeny’s dream finally became a reality with the release of his latest film, Oy Vey! My Son is Gay! in December of 2009! Since the release of his film, it has quickly become a film festival favorite, winning over 22 awards from a variety of film festivals, including the Moscow International Film Festival, the New York International Independent Film and Video Festival, and even Miami’s own Jewish Film Festival.

And there’s very good reason for the film’s success. Beyond the fabulous award winning cast that includes the likes of Golden Globe, Emmy, and Tony Award nominee Lainie Kazan, Emmy Award winner Jai Rodriguez, and the gorgeous Carmen Electra, among others, this movie tells a very important story that we can all relate to:

Boy meets boy, boys falls in love with boy, and boy moves in with boy. The only problem: one of these boys has yet to come out to his overtly stereotypical Jewish family. And as Nelson Hirsch, played by John Lloyd Young, tries to come out to his self-centered mother, Lainie Kazan, and his semi-homophobic father, Vincent Pastore, you can’t help but laugh and relate to those awkward moments.

Eventually, Nelson makes his way out of the closet, and hits his family with another big surprise, he and his boyfriend Angelo Ferraro, Jai Rodriguez, are the first gay couple allowed to adopt a child in their state, sparking tons of controversy.

Without giving away the entire store, I will tell you that Oy Vey! My Son is Gay! is one of the most heartwarming and hilarious films I’ve seen in a while, and I totally recommend it. Luckily it will be playing in Miami at a number of theaters, including The Regal South Beach, AMC in Aventura, Sunrise Intercostal, and Regal Cinemas Delray 18, among others. For screening locations and times, visit www.fandango.com.

After seeing the film, I just had to sit down with cast member and Emmy award winning comedienne Bruce Vilanch about his experience with the film and take on the future of cinema. As always, Bruce had some super cheaky bits to offer up. Just check out what he had to say:

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How did you get involved with the film, Oy Vey My Son is Gay? This crazy Russian kept pursuing me to do a rewrite on this script. Then he said he wanted me to be in it, so I wound up rewriting it as I went along... but just jokes. He saw me in HAIRSPRAY as Edna Turnblad, so I assumed he wanted me to play Lainie Kazan, not her brother.

What attracted you most about this film? The chance to be funny on a screen as large as I was 100 pounds ago. What is your role in the film? Suspicious Uncle Max, about whom no one is quite sure. He's Lainie's brother and they are both long-suffering, but they both have their outlets. Can you summarize the story for us? An old-school Jewish couple and an old-school Italian couple discover their sons are a) gay, b) getting married, and c) having a baby. It's a nightmare trifecta, and their responses are hilarious. How long did it take to shoot the film? Eighteen days, which is the standard for an independent film, as it is for a TV-movie. You got to work with Carmen Electra and Lainie Kazan, so I am sure some crazy fun things had

to have happened on set. Anything you can share with us? Carmen took a bubble bath and that proved to be the most popular day for visitors in the history of the studio. I understand that it has received a number of awards. Is that true? Evgeny, aka the crazy Russian, can tell you, but I believe a few festivals have honored it, as well as my mother. Why do you think this film has been so successfully received? It's funny, and it's meant to be seen with a crowd. Every time people see it in a theatre full of people, they love it. What makes this film so unique? The Jews are played by Jews, except for one. What do you hope to accomplish with this movie? Buy a house on the beach, but perhaps I should have appeared in AVATAR. Would you consider this film to be a typical gay movie? Why or why not? If it's not cutting edge and radical, queers won't embrace it because its protagonists are old-school and their reactions, politically incorrect. But they seem to connect

with an old-school audience nevertheless, and how is that bad? Do you feel that we are progressing in the quality of cinema produced by the gay community? Not really, no. Everybody with a cell phone can now make a lousy coming-out movie and they have. But our volume is up, so the odds of finding nuggets in there have increased. You have had a very successful career being the funny bone behind a lot of funny people. How did that happen? It was that or strip. I met Bette Midler 40 years ago -- difficult, as she is only 32 -- and began writing for her. She was a hit, and a lot of people wanted some of her fairy dust. And there I was with my wand… a career is born. What projects are you currently working on? The Academy Awards, on ABC, Feb 27. My 22nd year attempting to amuse you through categories like Sound Effects Editing. This year, I hope to have every winner dance the black swan!

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TOP TRAX: KEYSHIA COLE - CALLING ALL HEARTS BY DJ FR8-O

As the New Year rolls on, resolutions are affirmed, bad habits are broken (or formed), and changes are happening all over the place. At least that’s the case with Keyshia Cole’s new CD “Calling All hearts.” On her fourth album with Geffen/Interscope Records the usually outspoken diva shows us her softer side and once again reminds us why she is constantly being compared to R&B and Soul legends like Mary J. Blige. Keyshia worked her way up to success very early in life, making her major debut when she was only 21-years old. Growing up on the harsh streets of Oakland, California, Cole knew she wanted to make music her life, so much so that she started chasing record deals while still a preteen. Some of her earlier work includes collaborations with MC Hammer back when she was only twelve years old. But her dreams started to take flight when she appeared on Messy Marv's “Nubian Queen” remix in 2001 and the soundtrack to the film “Me & Mrs. Jones.”

Girlfriend eventually moved to L.A. and it wasn’t long before A&M Records’ President Ron Fair signed her to a solo deal and recorded her debut album, “The Way It Is.” She suddenly found herself right up there with other young urban female singers like Brandy, Monica, and Beyoncé, but Keyshia was unique. Having grown up in Oakland, she knew life wasn't all glitter and gold like it was in Hollywood and that angst and grit showed in her music. Now almost two years after her last album “A Different Me”, Keyshia’s back with another collection of tracks, giving us every side of the soulful songstress. From the vulnerable inner child to the love-stricken teenage girl and strong independent woman, it’s all there. When the album dropped in December, it debuted at number nine on the US Billboard 200 chart and at number five on Billboard’s R&B/Hip-Hop Albums, proving that Keyshia Cole may be one of 2011’s ones to watch. Keyshia kicks off her latest collection with the so-appropriate “I Ain’t Through” backed by another artist who’s been getting her own share of the media buzz lately, Nicki Minaj. Together these ladies set the stage for what’s about to be one of the most honest albums I’ve heard in a long time. “Long Way Down” reminds us of the heartbreak Keyshia went through earlier in her career when she discovered her boyfriend was cheating. But she delivers the track with the same headstrong determination she showed the day she got on that plane to L.A. and never looked back. Producers J.U.S.T.I.C.E. League definitely

earned their name on this one, dropping hard beats on what otherwise could have been just another sad ballad.

“Tired of Doing Me” features yet another rising star, Tank. Even with these two amazing voices complementing each other on this ballad about moving on, it just seemed to linger a little too long. If you’re gonna collaborate with anyone on an R&B track, Faith Evans is your girl! Producers Big WY and Tweek Beats back up the divas’ soulful duet “If I Fall in Love Again” with an addictive baseline that’ll leave you wishing it was just another minute longer (insert sad face here). “So Impossible”, yet another ballad produced by Janet Jackson’s dream team, Jimmy Jam Terry Luis, was a little disappointing considering what they’ve done for Janet (Miss Jackson if you’re nasty).

The acoustic guitar intro on “Sometimes” is a welcomed switch from the almost-repetitive sounds of the other ballads on this album, but no less soulful. Next, Keyshia takes a break from her deep thoughts and brings the beat back on “Take Me Away”. Like a true musical genius, producer Chink Santana takes all the best parts of falling in love and rolls them all into this uplifting track that fits Keyshia’s optimistic vocals to a “T”. Thankfully Keyshia hasn’t completely let go of the hard-edged alter ego that got her where she is today. The Timbaland produced “Last Hangover” brings her back for a hot second, cheering her vocals along as she kicks another scrub to da curb. We all have our list of people to thank for our successes in life. In Keyshia’s case, the big guy upstairs takes the top spot. If you follow a different faith, you might wanna skip through “Thank You” altogether and go straight to the Diane Warren penned “Better Me”, where Keyshia praises another special someone for making her who she is today. The theme may sound pretty generic, but it’s Diane Warren dammit!

If Soul and R&B are your thing, you should definitely grab the Deluxe Edition, which gives you three extra tracks worth having. “Calling All Hearts” is nowhere near a Pop album, so don’t expect any Gaga, Britney, or even Beyoncé on this one. You won’t find any catchy hooks or obnoxiously repetitive choruses here, but if you’re over all that noise, don’t worry. Keyshia’s got your number.

If you’re a DJ, producer or artist and would like your song, album or remix featured in TOP TRAX, gimme a shout at [email protected].

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11Th STreeT DiNerCorner 11th Street and Washington Ave., MB 305.534.6373Array of home-style American diner cuisine, from meatloaf to fried chicken. Daily specials and great prix fixe menu for only $12.99. Can’t beat the prices here! It’s where the locals eat as well as the starving tourists. A lA Folie516 Espanola Way MB | 305.538.4484South Florida’s original crêperie that is more café-like in its offerings of classic French crepes, sandwiches, salads, and platters. A very casual, friendly lounge with competent, knowledgeable wait staff. no need to rush here! It’s French, after all! Sit, relax, peruse the numerous periodicals over a glass of Pouilly Fumé or a Stella Artois. Or maybe an herbal tea or infusion. Right in the heart of the fabulous Española Way neighborhood. Outside lounge open for special champagne nights in season. Call for special prix fixe international dinners. cAFé AT BookS & BookS933 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.695.8898One of the most important things that Books & Books has that sets it apart from any other

chain bookstore is a wonderful personality. not only can you find the latest books and coolest magazines, now you can enjoy truly delicious and generous food in one of the most relaxed environments possible on Lincoln Road. The food is really quite something, especially their miami Cheese Steak Sandwich. DA leo TrATToriA819 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.674.0350One of the pioneers of Lincoln Road, Da Leo is popular spot with locals, tourists, and celebrities. Where else could you enjoy rich, tasty food, which is basic home-style pastas and meat dishes, and some of the best people-watching while dining al fresco. Ask about their special prix fixe menus – one at $15.95 and one at $27.50. They can’t be beat. Full bar with drink specials, too. The service has been outstanding as owners Leo and mario keep careful watch.

DAViD’S cAFé ii1654 Meridian Ave., MB | 305.672.8707 You don’t have to travel 90 miles to enjoy Cuban cuisine. Just walk over to David’s Café II off of Lincoln Road mall on meridian Avenue for some of the finest Cuban dishes anywhere. And all at very reasonable prices.

They’re open 24 hours. Full bar. Incredible buffets for those on the go. FroNT Porch cAFé1418 Ocean Drive, MB | 305.531.8300 After 17 years of serving South Beach locals the freshest, impeccable meals in generous portions, this restaurant has nothing to prove. It’s the best for casual fare at any time, but especially for their breakfasts. A great menu with the most reasonable prices. You might have to wait, but be patient, it’s well worth the effort as Larry, michael, and Dawn cater to your every need.

Joey’S2506 NW 2nd Ave., Miami | 305.438.0488Swing by this new artsy Italian eatery for some incredibly authentic Italian nibbles as chef Ivo takes you on a culinary journey through the Veneto region of Italy. The mista salad is a great way to kick off your meal and the spaghetti alle vongole – spaghetti with mussels – or the butter flied beef tenderloin are two tasty dishes to enjoy as an entrée.

koNexPreSS445 Espanola Way, MB | 305.420.5809Brazil’s most well known Japanese Brazilian

restaurant concept is now in miami Beach, and offering an assortment of delicious Kones, sushi rolls, sakes, and salads. Swing by for Sake-Bomb Fridays starting nov. 20th at 6 p.m. for $5 sake-bombs and free sushi.

lA SANDwicherie229 14th St., MB | 305.532.8934 Sandwiches and salads along with fruit smoothies and shakes is what you will find at this landmark sandwich shop on 14th Street between Washington and Collins. It’s one of the best places on the Beach for an outstanding selection of light fare with a French flair. Very reasonable prices. open from 9 a.m. to 5 a.m. and delivery until 10 p.m.

mAyA TAPAS & Grill809 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.538.0058Lincoln Road is jam packed with some of the trendiest places to grab a bite in SoBe, and maya is definitely one of them. Indulge in their succulent steak and imbibe on one of their fantastic wine selections – all while enjoying a front row seat of miami’s most beautiful and glamorous!


11th Street DinerCorner 11th Street and Washington Ave., MB 305.534.6373array of home-style american diner cuisine, from meatloaf to fried chicken. daily specials and great prix fixe menu for only $12.99. Can’t beat the prices here! it’s where the locals eat as well as the starving tourists. a La FoLie516 Espanola Way MB | 305.538.4484south Florida’s original crêperie that is more café-like in its offerings of classic French crepes, sandwiches, salads, and platters. a very casual, friendly lounge with competent, knowledgeable wait staff. no need to rush here! it’s French, after all! sit, relax, peruse the numerous periodicals over a glass of pouilly Fumé or a stella artois. or maybe an herbal tea or infusion. right in the heart of the fabulous española Way neighborhood. outside lounge open for special champagne nights in season. call for special prix fixe international dinners. anDiamo5600 Biscayne Blvd.,Miami | 305.762.5751seven-year-old pizzeria that has expanded outdoor seating with video screens and complimentary wi-fi. Gourmet pizza is award winning and nationally recognized! additional italian menu selections include paninis, salads, soups, desserts. serves beer and wine. now serving Frankie’s philly cheese steaks! caFé at BookS & BookS933 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.695.8898one of the most important things that books & books has that sets it apart from any other chain bookstore is a wonderful personality. not only can you find the latest books and coolest magazines, now you can enjoy truly delicious and generous food in one of the most relaxed environments possible on Lincoln road. the food is really quite something, especially their miami cheese steak sandwich. Da Leo trattoria819 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.674.0350one of the pioneers of Lincoln road, da Leo is popular spot with locals, tourists, and celebrities. Where else could you enjoy rich, tasty food, which is basic home-style pastas and meat dishes, and some of the best people-watching while dining al fresco. ask about their special prix fixe menus – one at $15.95 and

one at $27.50. they can’t be beat. Full bar with drink specials, too. the service has been outstanding as owners Leo and mario keep careful watch. that’s why this restaurant is so popular!

DaviD’S caFé ii1654 Meridian Ave., MB | 305.672.8707 You don’t have to travel 90 miles to enjoy cuban cuisine. Just walk over to david’s café ii off of Lincoln road mall on meridian avenue for some of the finest cuban dishes anywhere. and all at very reasonable prices. they’re open 24 hours. Full bar. incredible buffets for those on the go. Front Porch caFé1418 Ocean Drive, MB | 305.531.8300 after 17 years of serving south beach locals the freshest, impeccable meals in generous portions, this restaurant has nothing to prove. it’s the best for casual fare at any time, but especially for their breakfasts. a great menu with the most reasonable prices. you might have to wait, but be patient, it’s well worth the effort as Larry, michael, and dawn cater to your every need. joey’S2506 NW 2nd Ave., Miami | 305.438.0488swing by this new artsy italian eatery for some incredibly authentic italian nibbles as chef ivo takes you on a culinary journey through the veneto region of italy. the mista salad is a great way to kick off your meal and the spaghetti alle vongole – spaghetti with mussels – or the butter flied beef tenderloin are two tasty dishes to enjoy as an entrée.

konexPreSS445 Espanola Way, MB | 305.420.5809brazil’s most well known Japanese brazilian restaurant concept is now in miami beach, and offering an assortment of delicious Kones, sushi rolls, sakes, and salads. swing by for sake-bomb Fridays starting nov. 20th at 6 p.m. for $5 sake-bombs and free sushi.

La SanDwicherie229 14th St., MB | 305.532.8934 sandwiches and salads along with fruit smoothies and shakes is what you will find at this landmark sandwich shop on 14th street between Washington and collins. it’s one of the best places on the beach for an outstanding selection of light fare with a French flair. very reasonable prices. Open from 9 a.m. to 5 a.m. and delivery until 10 p.m.

Food660 @ THE ANGLERS660 Washington Ave., MB | 305.534.9600When it comes to gay traditions, there is nothing more traditional than Sunday brunch, which is why 660 @ The Angler's is one of the best brunch spots in town. What's better is that you can even enjoy their fabulous brunch on Saturdays as well. $25 will get you unlimited champagne, mimosas, and bloody Mary's, which you can then pair with an delectable a la carte menu.

11TH STREET DINERCorner 11th Street and Washington Ave., MB 305.534.6373Array of home-style American diner cuisine, from meatloaf to fried chicken. Daily specials and great prix fixe menu for only $12.99. Can’t beat the prices here! It’s where the locals eat as well as the starving tourists.

A LA FOLIE516 Espanola Way, MB | 305.538.4484South Florida’s original crêperie that is more café-like in its offerings of classic French crepes, sandwiches, salads, and platters. A very casual, friendly lounge with competent, knowledgeable wait staff. No need to rush here! It’s French, after all!

Sit, relax, peruse the numerous periodicals over a glass of Pouilly Fumé or a Stella Artois. Or maybe an herbal tea or infusion. Right in the heart of the fabulous Española Way neighborhood. Outside lounge open for special champagne nights in season. Call for special prix fixe international dinners. ALTAMAR1223 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.532.3061Stop by one of South Beach’s best restaurants for seafood, as Chef Simon Stajonovic prepares an assortment of fresh fish dishes that showcase the best in South Florida seafood. The menu changes on a regular basis; depending upon what chef Simon can get his hands on that day. Our favorite dishes are definitely the hogfish and the octopus with ferro. Delicious!

BLT STEAK @ THE BETSY1440 Ocean Drive, MB | 305.531.3934In a class all its own, The Betsy Hotel is one of the most gorgeous dining destinations in South Florida. Pair that with the delectable nibbles of BLT Steak, and you have one fabulous restaurant. Chef Samuel Gorenstein mans the helm, consistently producing dishes that would even tempt a hardcore vegetarian. The bone-in prime rib

is phenomenal, and the seafood sampler is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced. Guaranteed!

CAFÉ AT BOOKS & BOOKS933 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.695.8898One of the most important things that Books & Books has that sets it apart from any other chain bookstore is a wonderful personality. Not only can you find the latest books and coolest magazines, now you can enjoy truly delicious and generous food in one of the most relaxed environments possible on Lincoln Road. The food is really quite something, especially their Miami Cheese Steak Sandwich. DA LEO TRATTORIA819 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.674.0350Da Leo hosts it’s very popular Bubbly Brunch every Sunday. This year’s selections are tantalizing and delightful under the careful watch of Managing Director Marcos. Enjoy pancakes, French toast, and more, plus all you can drink champagne for $32 per person, with alla carte menu options. Da Leo is a popular spot with locals, tourists, and celebrities who love their delicious food, complemented by some of the best people-watching while dining al fresco on Lincoln Road.

DAVID’S CAFÉ II1654 Meridian Ave., MB | 305.672.8707 You don’t have to travel 90 miles to enjoy Cuban cuisine. Just walk over to David’s Café II off of Lincoln Road Mall on Meridian Avenue for some of the finest Cuban dishes anywhere. And all at very reasonable prices. They’re open 24 hours. Full bar. Incredible buffets for those on the go. DE RODRIGUEZ CUBA956 Washington Ave, MB | 305.673.3763As one of Miami’s most celebrated culinary geniuses, chef Douglas Rodriguez always attracts a fabulous crowd of foodies, who just can’t get enough of his contemporary take on traditional Cuban bites. We just can’t get enough of the snapper and conch ceviche, Cuban malanga Tacos, and the oxtail. The Sangria Sunday brunch with unlimited sangria is also an event you won’t want to miss, as you get to try six different signature sangrias!

FRONT PORCH CAFÉ1458 Ocean Drive, MB | 305.531.8300 After 17 years of serving South Beach locals the freshest, impeccable meals in generous portions, this restaurant has nothing to prove. It’s the best for casual


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michy’S6927 Biscayne Blvd., Miami | 305.759.2001As one of the original members of the infamous mango Gang, michelle Bernstein is known for her exceptional use of local ingredients and flavors. michy’s showcases michelle’s fantastic talent with a simple; yet, delicious menu ranging from fantastic fried chicken and watermelon Greek salad to her succulent steak dishes. no matter what you choose, everything is sure to be scrumptious.

miSS yiP1661 Meridian Ave., MB | 305.534.5488not even Cameron Diaz could have a successful and long-lasting restaurant in this space, but leave it to the intrepid Jennie Yip to defy gravity. This hong Kong-style Chinese restaurant has easily become a very popular spot right off Lincoln Road in a very short time. They serve truly scrumptious homemade Wonton or hot and sour soup; really good moo Shu pork and mongolian beef; and a terrific variety of vegetable, rice, and noodle dishes. Don’t forget their awesome Shanghai Express $8.88 lunch specials – over 45 choices!

PAlAce1200 Ocean Drive, MB | 305.531.7234 Landmark gay owned and operated restaurant and bar on Ocean Drive and 12th Street with a simple, popular tourist and locals’ menu. An American bistro flair still with one of the best 8-ounce burgers on the Beach. The bar has long been a meeting point for American and international gay tourists. Stop by any day of the week – open from 10a.m until 2 a.m. and serving food until 10p.m.

PAShA’S 900 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.673.3919As one of miami’s healthiest places to grab a bite, Pasha’s has become a staple among South Beach’s trendiest dieters. The menu features a number of delicious mediterranean dishes including kebabs, hoummus, and falafel. You can now also grab breakfast at Pasha’s as well. Located on Lincoln Road, the restaurant also features outdoor dining for great people watching, and you can either take the food to go or have a nice sit down dinner.

SeGAFreDo1040 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.673.0047This is the most fun and authentic Italian café

in South Florida! It has coffee, deserts, light food, a fabulous bar, and the best music, all of which guarantee a fantastic time for hanging out with miami’s hottest coolsters and tourists alike. This is where the hip hangs out with the hipper.

SoykA5556 N.E.4th Court, Miami | 305.759.3117Famed restauranteur mark Soyka’s namesake restaurant at 55th and Biscayne. Great array of affordable “comfort food” for everyone. Comfortable and inviting. Draws a great local crowd who like to hang out at 55th Street Station adjacent to the restaurant. Food and service are well worth a visit. now featuring The news Lounge!

SPriS731 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.673.2020The pizzeria restaurant of Tiramesu. Absolutely the best Italian pizza on South Beach prepared by a great pizza chef. An excellent selection of white pizzas, too. You can also order your pizza with a whole wheat crust. Sandwiches and salads are excellent. Best bet for an after movie light dinner or late night snack.

TiDeS SoUTh BeAch1220 Ocean Drive, MB | 305.604.5070Chef Gonzalo Rivera combines his mexican roots with the carribean flavor of miami to create an exceptional menu for The Tides South Beach’s restaurant La marea. We suggest kicking off your meal with the lobster corndogs or crab cakes and enjoying Chef Gonzalo’s delicious Angus filet Rossini or fantastic yellowtail snapper for an entrée.

TirAmeSU 721 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.532.4538 A thriving Italian restaurant on Lincoln Road with great service and excellent, moderately priced northern Italian specialties. Expansive menu – open for lunch and dinner with very friendly staff and management.

VAN Dyke cAFé846 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.534.3600 What news Café is to Ocean Drive, the Van Dyke is to Lincoln Road. Another huge success for mark Soyka who has now partnered with Graziano Sbroggio to run the place. Always packed offering some of the best people-watching on the Road and a quick breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Also check out Upstairs at the Van Dyke for an evening of Jazz and entertainment.

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fare at any time, but especially for their breakfasts. A great menu with the most reasonable prices. You might have to wait, but be patient, it’s well worth the effort as Larry, Michael, and Dawn cater to your every need from their new location.

JOEY’S2506 NW 2nd Ave., Miami | 305.438.0488Swing by this new artsy Italian eatery for some incredibly authentic Italian nibbles as chef Ivo takes you on a culinary journey through the Veneto region of Italy. The mista salad is a great way to kick off your meal and the spaghetti alle vongole – spaghetti with mussels – or the butter flied beef tenderloin are two tasty dishes to enjoy as an entrée.

LA SANDWICHERIE229 14th St., MB | 305.532.8934 Sandwiches and salads along with fruit smoothies and shakes is what you will find at this landmark sandwich shop on 14th Street between Washington and Collins. It’s one of the best places on the Beach for an outstanding selection of light fare with a French flair. Very reasonable prices. Open from 9 a.m. to 5 a.m. and delivery until 10 p.m.

MICHY’S6927 Biscayne Blvd., Miami | 305.759.2001As one of the original members of the infamous Mango Gang, Michelle Bernstein is known for her exceptional use of local ingredients and flavors. Michy’s showcases Michelle’s fantastic talent with a simple; yet, delicious menu ranging from fantastic fried chicken and watermelon Greek salad to her succulent steak dishes. No matter what you choose, everything is sure to be scrumptious.

PALACE1200 Ocean Drive, MB | 305.531.7234 Landmark gay owned and operated restaurant and bar on Ocean Drive and 12th Street with a simple, popular tourist and locals’ menu. An American bistro flair still with one of the best 8-ounce burgers on the Beach. The bar has long been a meeting point for American and international gay tourists. Stop by any day of the week – open from 10a.m until 2 a.m. and serving food until 10p.m.

PASHA’S 900 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.673.3919As one of Miami’s healthiest places to grab a bite, Pasha’s has become a staple among South Beach’s trendiest dieters.

The menu features a number of delicious Mediterranean dishes including kebabs, hoummus, and falafel. You can now also grab breakfast at Pasha’s as well. Located on Lincoln Road, the restaurant also features outdoor dining for great people watching, and you can either take the food to go or have a nice sit down dinner.

SEGAFREDO1040 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.673.0047This is the most fun and authentic Italian café in South Florida! It has coffee, deserts, light food, a fabulous bar, and the best music, all of which guarantee a fantastic time for hanging out with Miami’s hottest coolsters and tourists alike. This is where the hip hangs out with the hipper.

SOYKA5556 N.E.4th Court, Miami | 305.759.3117Famed restauranteur Mark Soyka’s namesake restaurant at 55th and Biscayne. Great array of affordable “comfort food” for everyone. Comfortable and inviting. Draws a great local crowd who like to hang out at 55th Street Station adjacent to the restaurant. Food and service are well worth a visit. Now featuring The News Lounge!

SPRIS731 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.673.2020The pizzeria restaurant of Tiramesu. Absolutely the best Italian pizza on South Beach prepared by a great pizza chef. An excellent selection of white pizzas, too. You can also order your pizza with a whole wheat crust. Sandwiches and salads are excellent. Best bet for an after movie light dinner or late night snack.

TIRAMESU 721 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.532.4538 A thriving Italian restaurant on Lincoln Road with great service and excellent, moderately priced Northern Italian specialties. Expansive menu – open for lunch and dinner with very friendly staff and management.

VAN DYKE CAFÉ846 Lincoln Road, MB | 305.534.3600 What News Café is to Ocean Drive, the Van Dyke is to Lincoln Road. Another huge success for Mark Soyka who has now partnered with Graziano Sbroggio to run the place. Always packed offering some of the best people-watching on the Road and a quick breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Also check out Upstairs at the Van Dyke for an evening of Jazz and entertainment.


THURSDAY, January 13

BUCK15 LOUNGE: It’s The Simple Life Thursdays. DJ Daisy D. spins fun hip-hop, ‘80s, rock, and dance hits, with Chyna as Door Goddess. 707 Lincoln Lane, Miami Beach.

MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m., followed by a night with the ladies, as Pandora Events hosts Sweet with $3 beer specials all night long and music by DJ Zehno. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan. PALACE: Palace hosts Cabaret Thursdays with solo performances by the incompa-rable Geraldine. Show starts at 6 p.m. $3 domestic beer and $11 draft pitcher specials all night. SCORE: Enjoy cocktails out on the patio and watch the famous Lincoln Road traffic pass by as you and your friends chill and enjoy great music by DJ FR8-O. Tonight Score hosts the steamiest Thursday night soiree with fab beats by DJ Pride paired with an incredible crowd of delicious par-tygoers. 727 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach. SUNSET TAVERN: Ladies, swing by for Sunkissed Productions' Thursday night soi-ree, Girl Planet, a party for women who love women. 7230 SW 59th Ave., Miami. 786.619.5412. TWIST: Don’t miss out on a fabulous night at TWIST with seven different bars, DJ Just Oliver, stiff drinks, and beautiful dancers. And if you’re looking for some hot papis, DJ Adora will be hosting Sabroso in Bar 5! “Never a cover... Always a groove.” FRIDAY, January 14

CHA CHA ROOSTER @ THE LORDS: Enjoy a beautiful performance by the fabulous Kimona, while enjoying some deli-cious bites and fantastic libations courtesy of the Cha Cha Rooster at The Lords South Beach. Two seatings available: 8:30 p.m. & 10 p.m. Call 305.455.2231 to make a reservation!

HYPE: Tonight Edison Farrow hosts his Friday night sensation, Hype, with free Finlandia vodka cocktails from 10 p.m. to 11 p.m. and music by DJ Smeejay. 721 Lincoln Lane. www.sobesocialclub.com MOVA: Tonight the boys will get wild, as Wire Magazine host Boys Gone Wild with DJ Daisy D. Thomas Barker will host $3 Herradura Tequila shots every hour on the hour, along with a sexy body shot. Pants drop at midnight, as Elite Underwear hosts a wet underwear contest. $6 Finlandia cocktails and a late night 2-4-1 happy hour from 1 a.m. to 3 a.m. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan. PALACE: Drag Madness is the place to be to see the hottest Friday night shows by Latrice Royale, Champagne Bordeaux, and Noel Leon beginning at 6 p.m. You never know what these girls are gonna do, so get there early! TWIST: Don’t miss out on a fabulous night

at TWIST. Enjoy seven different bars, DJ Michael Tank, stiff drinks, beautiful danc-ers, and, of course, the only place where there’s “Never a cover...Always a groove.”

SCORE: The Penny Back Boyz host the weekly Friday night party Filthy Gorgeous Fridays with DJ Mac spinning a true open format and Score’s hottest Go-Go boys on the speaker boxes.

SATURDAY, January 15

ANGLERS: If you are looking to nurse that hangover with some unlimited mimo-sas and bloody Mary’s, look no further than 660 at the Anglers. Enjoy great food and delicious libations in one of the most beautiful boutique resorts Miami Beach has to offer.

CHA CHA ROOSTER @ THE LORDS: Enjoy a beautiful performance by the fabulous Kimona, while enjoying some deli-cious bites and fantastic libations courtesy of the Cha Cha Rooster at The Lords South Beach. Two seatings available: 8:30 p.m. & 10 p.m. Call 305.455.2231 to make a reservation! DISCOTEKKA: Downtown Miami’s only gay dance party delivers one hell of a shindig every Saturday night as Discotekka divas Vegas Dion, TP Lords, Sasha Sky, and Victoria Sky entertain and mesmerize the crowd while international DJs keep up the beat. Doors open at 11 p.m. 950 NE 2nd Ave. www.discotekka.com

MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m., followed by FLASH Saturdays with the hottest music videos and visual entertainment till 3 a.m. with $7 Belvedere cocktails all night. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan. PALACE: Enjoy a special day of drag shows, great food, and stiff cocktails, as The Palace Bar hosts Drag Madness with Tiffany Fantasia and her gaggle of per-formers! Heels hit the pavement at 6 p.m. sharp!

SCORE: Tonight is Score’s weekly Bigger Saturdays, the largest gay dance party on the Beach with beats by international DJ sensations, and performances by CircX. 727 Lincoln Road.

TWIST: Happy Hour 2-4-1 with Tommy and the locals from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. on everything. Come tonight and enjoy a full house of hot men and some incredible beats by DJ Mika. “Never a cover...Always a groove.” SUNDAY, January 16

ANGLERS: If you are looking to nurse that hangover with some unlimited mimo-sas and bloody Mary’s, look no further than 660 at the Anglers. Enjoy great food and delicious libations in one of the most beautiful boutique resorts Miami Beach has to offer.

DA LEO: As one of Lincoln Road’s first Italian restaurants, Da Leo always attracts a crowd of locals and regular visitors, and

MOVA: Tonight the boys will get wild, as Wire Magazine host Boys Gone Wild with DJ Daisy D. Thomas Barker will host $3 Herradura Tequila shots every hour on the hour, along with a sexy body shot. Pants drop at midnight, as Elite Underwear hosts a wet underwear contest. $6 Finlandia cocktails and a late night 2-4-1 happy hour from 1 a.m. to 3 a.m. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan.


THIS WEEKthat is no more evident than its weekly Sunday brunch. A two-course menu paired with unlimited mimosas and champagne. Corks pop at 12 p.m. sharp! THE LORDS: If you love great food paired with free drinks, Punch Brunch is the way to go, as Cha Cha Rooster at The Lords offers a two-course meal paired with two free cocktails for only $20. Afterwards, enjoy cocktails poolside for their weekly Punch T-dance.

LUX: Edison Farrow, along with Omar Gonzalez, hosts South Florida’s hottest new dance party at one of the most luxuri-ous venues in South Beach. Hot boys, great drinks, and fab music! Doors open at 10 p.m. and the party continues all night long. 1439 Washington Ave.

MOVA: Swing by for a night of dirty house beats and sexy Go-Go boys dur-ing VICE Sundays. Revelers will enjoy $1 Svedka drinks from 9 p.m. to 10 p.m., 2-4-1 drinks from 1 a.m. to 3 a.m. and $4 Herradura Tequila shots all night long! No cover.

PALACE: Swing by the only gay bar on Ocean Drive for one of SoBe’s most unique and over-the-top brunches, as some of South Florida’s most fabulously frocked fellows take to the sidewalk to perform for hundreds of onlookers during Brunchic from 11:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. Afterwards, check out the sexiest Sunday T Dance in SoBe. 1200 Ocean Drive. SCORE: Stop by for Score’s weekly kara-oke night hosted by Geraldine. With over 2,000 titles to choose from, you are sure to find a song to inspire your inner star. Grab a cocktail and belt out your favorite number.

TWIST: 2-4-1 happy hour from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. on everything. Afterwards, some of the most scandalous drag performers will hit the stage upstairs, while DJ Paulie works it out on the main dance floor. At TWIST: “Never a cover...Always a groove. MONDAY, January 17

KILL YOUR IDOL: Dustin Reffca presents Glitter Box Mondays with Manic Monday beats by DJ Smeejay. $1 PBR Beers and $4 vodka drinks. Doors open at 10 p.m. 222 Espanola Way, Miami Beach.

MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m., followed by Movie Mondays complete with popcorn and your favorite Hollywood hits. Half priced drinks all night long. Located near the corner of Lincoln and Michigan. PALACE: Stop in for comfort food at lunch or dinner. Special bon voyage cocktail specials all day. 1200 Ocean Drive. SCORE: Happy Monday, where all drinks, well and domestic, are half-price from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m. No cover. TWIST: Happy Hour 2-4-1 drinks ‘till 9 p.m. Then it’s “I’m A Local” night, with $3 drinks for anyone with TWIST’s “I’m

A Local” I.D. all night long. Join Nathan in the Frolic Lounge for his signature mix of pop and the top 20. Also check out the fabulous men of Gaiety in the Bungalow Bar starting at 10 p.m. and DJ Bryan Zero’s fab beats on the main dance floor. TUESDAY, January 18

MOVA: Stop by for happy hour from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m. followed by Mova’s weekly Drag Bingo, hosted by Geraldine and serving as a benefit for Care Resource from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. Afterwards it’s Stereo Jungle with DJ Chris V spinning the best in international house music with $5 Finlandia cocktails. Located near the cor-ner of Lincoln and Michigan.

PALACE: Better than ever before on Ocean Drive and 12th Street, try it for lunch or a late afternoon snack, or just hang out at the bar with the locals. No matter what you’re in the mood for, Palace is sure to have it! SCORE: It’s Planeta Macho, the hottest Latin Party in Miami Beach, featuring incredible Latin beats by award winner DJ George Ferrero, Pelu Rivero on drums, amazing shows by Miami’s best female impersonators, and the hottest crowd in town. Don’t miss this party – it’s South Florida’s Best Latin Party! TWIST: 2-4-1 Happy Hour from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. on everything. Tonight Dustin Reffca hosts his weekly party, Fun House Tuesdays. With DJ Daisy D working the turntables on the main dance floor, you can be the beats will be hot and the dance floor packed. $5 Jumbo Blue Long Island Ice Teas all night long. Never a cover… Always a groove. WEDNESDAY, January 19

THE LORDS: There’s no better way to spend hump day than with a fabulous happy hour. Join Adora as she hosts Gettin’ Lucky with Adora. $5 Cha Cha margarits, $6 Finlandia cocktails, and $5 domestics from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m.

MOVA: Stop by for MOVA’s weekly College Night Wednesdays, hosted by the Penny Back Boyz. While DJ Bryan Zero works the turntables, enjoy a Finlandia open bar from 9 p.m. to 10 p.m. followed by $3 Finlandia Cocktails all night long. Located on the corner of Michigan and Lincoln. PALACE: Stop by the Beach House to enjoy one of Palace’s signature cocktails. 1200 Ocean Drive. SCORE: Come and spend a pleasant eve-ning on one of Score’s outdoor couches as they host Martini Madness Night. A half price Happy Hour runs till 9 p.m.

TWIST: It’s time to hit the stage as Sean Brady hosts the Sean Brady Show. Karaoke and tons of entertainment all night long. After getting your jam on, head over to the main dance floor to snag some beats from DJ Maximus 3000. Happy Hour from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. with 2-4-1 on everything. “Never a cover...Always a groove.”

TWIST: It’s time to hit the stage as Sean Brady hosts the Sean Brady Show. Karaoke and tons of entertainment all night long. After getting your jam on, head over to the main dance floor to snag some beats from DJ Maximus 3000. Happy Hour from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. with 2-4-1 on everything. “Never a cover...Always a groove.”

3 Wickedly Twisted Tales of Love Lost

OlympiaOlympiaA sexy life-size mechanical doll

Olympia AntoniaA doomed, haunted singer

Antonia

GiuliettaGiuliettaA bejeweled Venetian courtesan

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The Tales of Hoffmann is made possible by a gift from Stephen A. Keller and Lesleen Bolt in loving memory of Stephen. Additional support from Funding Arts Network and Funding Arts Broward.

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