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A detailed analysis for the persistent question by my undergraduate professors, " Why are you late?"

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Page 1: Why JK is late?

WHY JK IS LATE ??

An in depth geospatial analysis

Page 2: Why JK is late?

Man’s walking speed = 4.3 km/h (Source Wikipedia)So time taken to reach Railway Station = 1.02366/4.3 = 0.2326 hr = 14 min (approx.)

From my house to Railway station

Page 3: Why JK is late?

TBM MSB LOCALTBM 04.00 GDY 04.23 00.23 R Y Y Y Y Y Y

CGL MSB FAST TBM 17.00 GDY 17.19 00.19 Y Y Y Y Y Y Y 19 mins

23 mins

Train waiting time: 0-15 mins ; So let’s take average waiting time: 7.5 mins

Walking time from railway station to

busstop : (less than) 2 mins

Page 4: Why JK is late?

From Guindy bus stand to College:

Waiting time: atleat 5 minsTravel time: atleast 15 mins

Page 5: Why JK is late?

Time calc

Totalmin= 14+ 0.5 + 19 + 2 + 15 = 50.5 mins

Totalmax= 14 + 7.5 + 23 + 2 + 5 + 15 = 66.5 mins

So to reach the college by 0830 hrs, I shud start by 08hr 30 min – 1 h 6 min 30 sec = 7 hr 23 min 30 sec

Page 6: Why JK is late?

So when shud I wake up???

• Brushing, bathing and other jobs to maintain ‘personal hygiene’ : 40 mins (atleast)

• Dressing up : 7 mins ( Too less, but tis fine for me. Add 4 more mins for pressing the dress)

• Taking the necessary notebooks, books, Id card, print out of report, pendrive, laptop(& charger), mobi, pen, ….. (Atleast 7-12 mins)

• So I need atleast 63 min to do all these things

i.e, I shud wake up at 6 hr 22 min 30 sec!!!!

Page 7: Why JK is late?

Now that’s too much to expect from a boy going to bed @ 2-3 a.m.!!

“The world is biased towards early risers”

But I give a damn to them by coming late evryday :P