NO NOT THE CONDOMS……

We are so inundated with various lifestyles that it becomes overwhelming when it comes to making a choice

Mayb

e…

It

wou

ld b

e e

asie

r if

we looked

at

them

th

is w

ay?

Or th

is w

ay?...

Either way we feel STUCK!!

But once you decide to reach out and choose your “lifestyle”….. Here are some baby steps that you should take

#1. Take ACTION!

What are you waiting for?!

Don’t just stare at it! You can

envision and plan all you want

but nothing is going to happen

unless you get busy!

Just open up the box and

reach in

We’re waaittiinngg!

#2. Eliminate the crap that is weighing you DO

WN

Do you really want to spend another month

in this thing?

Yes these “friends”

The people who are

just mere associates;

who do not provide

any value; who are

bitter a

bout their

current li

festyle and

want to keep you

down with th

em

Don’t be

chained to

anything

I mean

NOTHING!

Toss That SH*T OUT!!!!!

First you need to take care of this

Then empty it out.

PLEASE?

#3. Take Ownership.

Once you put on the HAT. There’s no looking back.

In fact, whatever seemed impossible before looks like a piece of cake!

You will

feel oh so

lonely

Becau

se you are step

pin

g ou

t of

bou

nds

I know what you are thinking.

You fear of being beaten up and left out in the COLD. Possibly USED?

What do I know? I’m still standing INBOUNDS right?

I’m actu

ally on

the lin

e and in-

between st

ep 1

& step 2.

That’s st

ill

consid

ered out

of bounds

right?

Soon you will be able to measure your progressGROWTH

12 INCHES SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD SIZE

*COUGH*

& Find the perfect fitmomentum to reach your goals.

If you don’t follow these baby steps…..

#1. Take ACTION!

#2. Eliminate the crap that is weighing you D

OW

N

#3.Take Ownership.

You will continue to feel like POOP!!

So stop stressing yourself out!!

There now…. Do you want a lollipop?

I know this is wrong on so many levels… forgive me

So which LIFESTYLE are YOU?

This one seems adventurous and exciting [rough on the edges]! Are you sure you’re up for this?

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Remember!It’s NOT a

CONDOM…..