Welcome! You’re inside a JaderHouse, also known as an official JadeJohnson Games™ Parody Research Laboratory! Yes, “an”; there are multiple!

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Please, go stand over there. I do like my personal space and all.

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Ugh, you’re THAT kind of JaDéMoN trainer – the kind who don’t like to respect peoples personal bubbles! There’s a name for kids like you!

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“EXE!”Hau

You dingle dorks are so frustrating, always causing havoc wherever in the JadeJohnsonia region you go! Ugh! Your behaviour sickens me!

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Oh never mind! Please, just forget I ever said that!Hau

Anyway, here at the Jader house, true Jaders, or fanatics of James, also known as JadeJohnson (Himself); can help him with his research!

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As I’m sure any Jader knows by now, almost everything that Jade has ever made is a parody of some other work!

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Anniémon is a parody of PoKéMoN™!Hau

The unreleased side scroller Bullet Battalion was a parody of Call Of Duty®!

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The Big Sean series is a parody of Resident Evil®!Hau

VICTORiOUS – Jade’s Quest is a parody of VICTORiOUS® – Hollywood Arts Debut!

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And HECK! Most importantly, THIS HERE WORLD that Jade created for us is a DIRECT PARODY of the BRAND NEW “PoKéMoN™ SUN & MOON” titles!

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I mean, JUST LISTEN TO THE JadeJohnson Records SONG COVER PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!

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I’m sorry. I know that breaking the fourth wall is Deadpool’s job! (Sorry Deadpool!)

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Anyway, if you don’t want to do any research, that’s fine by me! But this lab is full of hard surfaces and sharp corners and edges! It’s no place to run wild!

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You hear me?! I don’t want to have to repeat myself ever aGain! There’s just something about that chore that sickens me! So don’t make me tell you aGain!

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But yeah, you can even TELL that this world of ours was made by the great SlideShowGaming Creator JadeJohnson Himself! (“”aGain,” not “again!”)

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Anyway, I’m sure you just want me to be quiet now! I already know I’ve overdone it by a long shot! Sorry to keep you waiting! Go do whatever you want now!

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DON’T DO IT!Hau