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Thursday, April 13, 2017 GUIDON
Post hosts first 5k fun run of year
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Children ages 7 to 14 can showcase their baseball skills on Fort Leonard Wood and in Rolla, as both communities prepare to host their annual Pitch, Hit and Run competi-tions this month in conjunc-tion with Major League Baseball.
The Fort Leonard Wood event is scheduled for 10 a.m. April 29 at Sports Com-plex C.
Hosted by the Fort Leonard Wood Youth Sports and Fitness program, this free event is designed to encour-age youth participation in baseball by letting young athletes display their skills.
During the event, par-ticipants will be required to throw pitches at a designated “Strike Zone” target, hit from a stationary tee for accuracy and distance, and take part in a timed run from second base to home plate.
Winners will have a chance to advance to a sectional com-petition and beyond, culminat-ing in the Pitch, Hit and Run National Finals scheduled during the 2017 MLB All-Star Game.
‘Pitch, Hit, Run’ events coming to FLW, Rolla
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ABOVE: A large crowd of runners be-gin the first free 5k fun run of 2017 Saturday at Davidson Fitness Center. AT RIGHT: The run included a large number of Families with strollers and dogs on leashes. The noncompetitive fun run was the first of six planned for 2017, and was held in honor of the Month of the Military Child. The next free 5k fun run is the Survivor Outreach Services Run to Honor, scheduled for 8 a.m. May 13 at DFC.
Photos by Caitlyn Marler/ FMWR Marketing
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The Waynesville High School Theatre Depart-ment and local Thespian Troupe 1669 will perform William Shakespeare’s “Love’s Labour’s Lost” at 7 p.m. April 20, 21 and 22 and at 2:30 p.m. April 23 at the WHS Fine Arts Auditorium.
First published in 1598, the play tells the story of a king and his companions who attempt to forswear the com-pany of women to pursue a life of study and fasting — with varying degrees of success once they meet the beautiful princess of France.
Admission is $5 for adults, $4 for students and faculty and $3 for children.
WHS students present Shakespeare’s ‘Love’s Labor’s Lost’ April 20-23
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Today is the registration deadline for the second annual Duck and Dive Dodgeball Tournament, scheduled for 9 a.m. Saturday at Davidson Fitness Center.
Teams of six can register for $30 to compete in the single-elimination tournament, with each match played until the winning team claims victory in two out of three games.
The tournament is open to the pub-lic. Players must be ages 18 or older.
Reigster in person at Davidson Fitness Center or online at https://leonardwood.armymwr.com/us/
leonardwood/ft-leonard-wood-events/duck-and-dive-dodgeball-tournament?eID=862344.
Sign up today for dodgeball tourney
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Family fun is on the play-bill when “Sing Along with The Muppet Movie” takes the stage and screen at 4 p.m. April 29 at Leach Theatre in Rolla.
This interactive movie event features a screening of the 1979 classic “The Muppet Movie” starring Kermit the Frog and friends, while live cast members on stage lead the audience in singing, danc-ing and playing along with the story on the screen.
The show is filled with surprises, such as streamers, kites, confetti and characters coming out into the audience. Children and adults alike are
encouraged to become part of the movie by singing, calling out phrases and names, and engaging noisemakers and props throughout the show. Every ticket includes a goodie-bag filled with streamers, glow necklaces, bubbles, and other items that can be used dur-ing the movie and then taken home afterward.
“The Muppet Movie” fol-lows Kermit the Frog as he embarks on a cross-country trip to Hollywood. Along the way, he meets other misfit Muppets who join the quest to overcome danger, discover their true selves and build a future of friendship together.
The interactive show “Sing Along with The Muppet Movie”
was developed by Heather Henson, the daughter of Mup-pets creator Jim Henson and
founder of IBEX Puppetry.Tickets are $18 per person,
and can be purchased at the
Leach Theatre box office in Rolla, by calling 573.341.4219 or online at leachtheatre.mst.edu.
Video contestLeach Theatre is holding
an online video contest for free tickets to see “Sing Along with The Muppets Movie.” To enter, participants must post a video showing their imper-sonation of Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy or Fozzie Bear to the Leach Theatre Facebook page. Videos must be less than 30 seconds in length and be G-rated. Only one posting is allowed per person. Winners will receive four free tickets. For more information, visit https://www.facebook.com/LeachTheatre/.
You can ‘Sing Along with The Muppet Movie’ April 29 at Leach TheatreA poster for the upcom-ing produc-tion “Sing Along with The Muppet Movie.” The show, which features a showing of the 1979 film along with live-action puppetry, is coming to Rolla April 29.
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Participants can register for the Fort Leonard Wood Competition online at the Family and Morale, Welfare and Recreation website, https://leonard-wood.armymwr.com.
For more information, call 573.596.0131, ext. 60209.
Rolla contestsThe Rolla Parks and Recreation
Department will hold separate Pitch,
Hit and Run competitions for boys and girls Monday and Tuesday at the Ber Juan Sportsplex.
The girls’ competition is scheduled for 6 p.m. Monday, while the boys’ competition is scheduled at 6 p.m. Tuesday. Registration will begin at 5:30 p.m. both nights.
Participants will be divided into four age divisions, with individual pitching, hitting and running champions having an opportunity to advance. Participa-tion is free.
All participants must bring a copy of their birth certificate and have their parent or guardian fill out a registra-tion and waiver form prior to the start of competition.
For more information, contact Rolla Parks and Recreation Department rep-resentative Kristy Rich at 573.426.6901 or by email at [email protected].
‘Jr. Home Run Derby’A free, Major League Baseball Jr.
Home Run Derby competition is
scheduled for 6 p.m. April 24 at the Ber Juan Sportsplex in Rolla. Open to boys and girls ages 14 and younger, the contest will include three levels of com-petition with a chance for winners to advance to regional and national events. Registration begins at 5:30 p.m. Parents must fill out registration and waiver forms, and entrants must bring a copy of their birth certificate to compete.
For more information, call Kristy Rich at 573.426.6901 or email [email protected].
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Fort Leonard Wood is seek-ing the best runners on post for the team it will enter in the Active Duty Mixed Category at the Army 10-Miler race in Washington, D.C.
The post will hold the first of five time trials at 6 a.m. April 22 at the Mickey Zaun Troop Trail.
The six-person team will include four males and two females. Runners must be active duty service mem-bers. Registration is free, and participants can register the morning of the event.
Runners selected for the team will receive an all-ex-penses paid trip to Washing-ton, D.C., for the race, which will be held in October.
Additional time trials are scheduled for May 27, June 17, July 22 and Aug. 5.
For more information, call 573.596.0131, ext. 7444.
Army 10-Miler time trials start April 22
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Fort Leonard Wood’s 2017 intramural soccer season con-tinued April 4 with matches on Field 2.
In the early match of the night, the 554th Engineer Bat-talion beat the 1st Engineer Brigade, 2-1.
In the late game, the newly formed U.S. Marine Corps De-tachment defeated Staff Judge Advocate, 1-0.
A third game, between the Medical Department Activity and the 14th Military Police Brigade, was rescheduled for May 9.
MEDDAC and the 5th Engi-neer Battalion currently share the lead of the intramural standings, both with records of 2-0.
Five weeks remain in the season.
Intramural soccer season continues
By Tom UhlenbrockMissouri State Parks
The view is spectacular from the highest point in Missouri’s newest state park, where the late Don Robinson built his home.
A picnic shelter and over-look with rocking chairs now welcomes visitors to pause and inspect the rugged landscape.
“I can’t think of any other overlook in Jefferson County where you can look out 360 degrees and not see another house,” said Ron Colatskie, a natural resource steward for Missouri State Parks who grew up and lives nearby.
Colatskie recently led a tour at Don Robinson State Park that started at the top of the highest hill and descended into the labyrinth of box can-yons. Robinson had named the area Green Gulch because of its verdant display of lichen, mosses and Christmas ferns.
The park opened in winter, which is a great time to visit the park’s 818 acres because the leafless trees offer a bet-ter look into the canyons cut by small streams that form the headwaters of LaBarque Creek. The creek supports 42 species of fish and is the most pristine in the Meramec River watershed.
When the forests and glades green up in spring, the park becomes a botanical garden, with some 524 species of vascular plants, in addition to more than 100 species of mosses.
“What is really special is the contrasting communities,” Colatskie said. “The canyons harbor very wet environ-ments with rare ferns and mosses, but just above are the desert-like glades, where you’ll find species like prickly pear cactus.”
Located just 20 minutes south from the Highway 109 exit off Interstate 44 at Eureka, Missouri, the park is a wild sanctuary amid the booming development at the southwest corner of the St. Louis area.
The LaBarque Creek Conservation Area is on the park’s northern boundary, and the two combine to form designated natural areas that total almost 2,000 acres. Natural areas represent some of the best, and last, examples of Missouri’s original wild landscape
“I would argue it’s the highest quality natural area around St. Louis,” Colatskie said. “The box canyons are the real gems of the area.”
The park will be for day use only, and has two trails that show off its steep hills and deep valleys. Don Robin-son’s wood-and-stone house, with a widow’s walk to take in the view, is the only remain-ing structure, alongside new restrooms.
The LaBarque Hills Trail is a 2.4-mile loop that takes hikers along the backbone of the park’s western ridge. The Sandstone Canyon Trail is a 4-mile loop that follows a ridgetop along the upper edge of a sandstone canyon. There also is a half-mile paved ADA trail.
“Everybody’s awestruck by these canyons,” Colatskie said. “What also attracts people to the park is the es-cape from the growing urban communities that surround it.
“The majority of the LaBarque Creek watershed is publicly owned, which is incredible considering the real estate values. This is one of the few sites that wasn’t subdivided up.”
Promoting ‘wildness’Although Robinson lived
alone in the house, and never married or had children, he enjoyed entertaining on summer weekends and built a
large swimming pool, with a high dive, for his guests.
His business was in Kirk-wood, Missouri, where he manufactured and sold a spot remover called “Off.” He often appeared on late-night television in commercials promoting the product.
In an interview at his hill-top home in 2010, at the age of 83, Robinson said his main goal was to keep the land intact for future generations to enjoy.
“The most depressing thing
I’ve ever had to do is worry-ing about what to do with this place,” he said. “I’m used to putting things together, not writing the last chapter.”
He had been visited by several agencies interested in his property, ranging from the St. Louis office of The Nature Conservancy to the New York Botanical Garden.
Doug Ladd, the Conser-vancy’s top botanist, had visited the land and praised its “unique diversity.”
“Beyond that, it’s incredible scenery on the doorstep of St. Louis, winding, steep-sided sandstone canyons, trickling springs, moss mats. (It is) scenery you normally don’t associate with the Midwest,” he said.
Robinson ultimately chose to leave the land to the Mis-souri Department of Natural Resources when promised it would become a state park.
When he died in March of 2012, Robinson’s gift of land included a trust fund to help in its management.
“Don wanted to limit devel-opment and highlight the natu-ral aspects of the land,” said Colatskie, who first met Rob-inson when he shopped at a grocery store where Colatskie worked as a young man.
“He really promoted the wildness of the land,” Co-latskie said. “I think he’d be impressed with what we’ve done with it.”
A gravel path leads from the overlook parking lot a short way to a grove of trees at the top of a nearby knoll. A park bench sits before a granite headstone that says, simply, “Don A. Robinson.”
“Don was always adamant that he would become a per-manent feature of the land-scape once he passed away,” Colatskie said.
For more information, visit mostateparks.com.
LORA Crappie Tournament April 22GUIDON staff
The Lake of the Ozarks Rec-reation Area will hold its 2017 Crappie Tournament from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. April 22.
No boat is required for this event. Participants can fish off the docks, the shore or per-sonal boats.
The entry fee is $30 per person.
The tournament is open to the public.
For more information, call LORA at 573.346.5640.
New state park is a ‘botanical garden’One man’s gift has preserved unique natural landscape
Missouri Department of Conservation photosDon Robinson State Park in Jefferson County features sandstone box canyons that are home to rare plant species.
Don Robinson State Park features two hiking trails and a paved walking trail that take visitors through its unique terrain.
Photo by Tom UhlenbrockThe late Don Robinson wanted Missourians to enjoy his land as a state park.
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Abrams Reel Time ExpressThe theater is located in Building 804 on Iowa
Avenue. A military ID is not required to attend movies at Abrams Theater.
For more information, call 573.329.6176.(The following information was provided by
Abrams Theater. Movie times and schedule are subject to change.)
Adult admission: $6
3-D adult admission: $8
Child admission (Ages 6 to 11): $3.50
3-D child admission: $5.50
Ages 5 and younger: admitted free
TodayClosed.
FridayBeauty and the Beast, 6:30 p.m., PG.
SaturdayThe Great Wall, 11 a.m., PG-13Logan, 2 p.m., R
SundayKong: Skull Island, 1 p.m., PG-13
Beauty and the BeastAn adaptation of the classic fairy tale about a
monstrous-looking prince and a young woman who fall in love. Stars Emma Watson, Dan Ste-vens and Luke Evans. Rated PG for some action, violence, peril and frightening images. Running time: 129 minutes.
Kong: Skull IslandA team of scientists explore an uncharted is-
land in the Pacific, venturing into the domain of the mighty Kong. Stars Tom Hiddleston and Sam-uel L. Jackson. Rated PG-13 for violence and brief strong language. Running time: 118 minutes.
LoganIn the future, a weary Logan cares for an ailing
Professor X when a young mutant arrives, pur-sued by dark forces. Stars Hugh Jackman. Rated R for violence throughout, language and brief nudity. Running time: 141 minutes.
The Great Wall European mercenaries become embroiled in
the defense of the Great Wall of China against a horde of monstrous creatures. Stars Matt Damon. Rated PG-13 for fantasy action and violence. Run-ning time: 103 minutes.
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Q: Can you tell me what Nikki DeLoach has been up to since “Awkward” ended? -- Ollie Y., via email
A: Nikki has been hard at work, form-ing quite a relation-ship with the Hallmark Channel. Next up for Nikki is Hallmark’s “The Perfect Catch,” which premieres Sat-urday, April 22, at 8 p.m. ET/PT. Nikki stars as Jessica Parker, a lo-cal diner owner who is a single parent to an 8-year-old son. When Jessica’s former high-school boyfriend, su-perstar baseball player Chase Tanner (played by Andrew Walker), returns to town, Jes-sica finds the inspira-tion to reinvent her
struggling diner and revisits the past to find something even better for the future.
Nikki could relate to Jessica, telling me: “I related to her in terms of your dreams coming to fruition. I’ve been in this business for 30 years -- I started out as a kid, and there have been several times in my career where I kind of lost every-thing and had to start all over. Every single time you have to start over, it gets harder and harder to take those risks because your heart has been broken and you’ve been disap-pointed so many times. I really related to the dreamer in her whose dreams never really came into fruition, and she takes that one last risk to make ev-
erything happen, and I feel like I did that in my own career and in my own way. It’s never too late to go for what you want in life.”
The last time Nikki and Andrew Walker teamed up was for Hallmark’s “A Dream of Christmas,” and
now with this spring-time-themed movie, I say they make a movie for all four seasons. Next up: the Fourth of July. You listening, Hallmark?
Q: I was so excited to read in your column about the “Will and
Grace” revival. Do you have any scoop on that yet? -- Eric P., Lancast-er, Pennsylvania
A: At this year’s Na-tional Alliance for Mu-sical Theatre Spring Conference in Los An-geles, NBC Chairman Robert Greenblatt was the keynote speaker, and he brought along Sean Hayes as his spe-cial guest. Regarding “Will and Grace,” they talked about that hi-larious 10-minute cam-paign video that Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes and Megan Mullally made in support of Hillary Clinton, and how it paved the way for the show to come back. From the little bit he revealed, the show will be much like it was before, with the same apartment, no
new spouses, etc. Look for a 10-episode ninth season to air during the 2017-18 television season.
Q: Please tell me that the rumor I heard about “Trading Spac-es” returning is for real! -- Layla F., via email
A: TLC is indeed re-viving the Emmy-nom-inated home-renova-tion series. Since this is still early, the cast and premiere date for the revival of “Trading Spaces” have not yet been announced.
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WEDNESDAY • APRIL 19, 2017 Evening7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30
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T H E W E E K O F
April 13 - 19, 2017
FreeformMonday, April 10
7:31 p.m.
On “Baby Daddy,” Riley (Chelsea Kane) practices parenting while Danny
and Tucker volunteer for a charity ice skating show that features
Emma’s favorite princess.
FOXTuesday, April 11
8 p.m.
On “Prison Break,” C-Note (Rockmond Dunbar) and Lincoln
search for the “Sheik of Light” while Michael and his cellmate, Whip, try to make their escape from Ogygia.
ABCSunday, April 99 p.m.
Jeanette (Felicity Huffman), still struggling to accept the value of her self-worth, makes a decision that leads to a disheartening result on “American Crime.”
FreeformTuesday, April 18
7 p.m.
Spencer (Troian Bellisario) learns more about her link to Mary Drake (Andrea Parker) on “Pretty Little Liars,” pre-
miering its final season.
CBSSunday, April 16
7 p.m.
“Stayin’ Alive: A Grammy Salute to the Music of the Bee Gees”
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CWThursday, April 138 p.m.
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Safe motorcycle riding practices and cooperation from all road users will help reduce the number of fatalities and injuries on our nation’s highways.
• Road users should never drive, bike, or walk while distracted. Do-ing so can result in tragic consequenc-es for all on the road, including motor-cyclists.
• A motorcyclist has the same rights, privi-leges, and responsibili-ties as any other motor-ist on the roadway.
• Allow a motorcy-clist a full lane width. Though it may seem as if there is enough room in a single lane for a motor vehicle and a mo-torcycle, looks can be deceiving. Do not share the lane: a motorcyclist needs room to maneu-ver safely.
• Because motorcy-cles are smaller than most vehicles, they can be difficult to see. Their size can also cause oth-er drivers to misjudge their speed and dis-tance.
• Size also counts against motorcycles when it comes to blind spots. Motorcyclists can be easily hidden in a vehicle’s blind spot. Always look for motor-cycles by checking your mirrors and blind spots before switching to an-other lane of traffic.
• Always signal your intentions before chang-ing lanes or merging with traffic. This allows motorcyclists to antici-pate your movement and find a safe lane po-sition.
• Don’t be fooled by a flashing turn signal on a motorcycle—it may not be self-canceling and the motorcyclist may have forgotten to turn it off. Wait to be sure the rider is going to turn be-fore you proceed.
• Allow more follow distance – three or four seconds – when follow-ing a motorcycle; this gives the motorcycle rider more time to ma-neuver or stop in an emergency. Motorcycle riders may suddenly need to change speed or adjust lane position to avoid hazards such as potholes, gravel, wet or slippery surfaces, pave-ment seams, railroad crossings, and grooved pavement.
FACTS ABOUTHELMET USE
Use of DOT-compliant motorcycle helmets de-creased to 60 percent in 2012, down from 66 per-cent in 2011, based on the National Occupant
Protection Use Survey (NOPUS). The decrease was most significant among motorcycle pas-sengers, decreasing from 64 percent in 2011 to 46 percent in 2012.
• In 2012, 41 percent of fatally injured motorcy-cle riders and 53 percent of fatally injured
motorcycle passengers were not wearing hel-mets at the time of the crash
FACTS ABOUT MOTORCYCLES AND ALCOHOL
• The percentage of motorcycle riders who were intoxicated in fa-tal crashes (27 percent) was greater than the percentage of intoxicat-ed drivers of passenger cars (23 percent) and light trucks (22 percent) in fatal crashes in 2012.
• In 2012, 29 percent of all fatally injured mo-torcycle riders had BAC levels of .08 or higher.
• Motorcycle riders killed in traffic crashes at night were over 3 times (3.2) more likely to have BAC levels of .08 g/dL or higher than those killed during the day (45 percent and 14 percent, respectively).
• Forty-three percent of the 2,030 motorcycle riders who died in sin-gle-vehicle crashes in 2012 had BAC levels of .08 g/dl or higher. Sixty-four percent of those killed in single-vehicle crashes on weekend nights had BACs of .08 g/dl or higher.
TIPS FORMOTORCYCLISTS
• Obey all traffic laws and be properly licensed. In 2012 one-fourth of motorcycle riders (24 percent) involved in fa-tal crashes were riding with invalid licenses at the time of the collision.
• Wear a DOT-compli-ant helmet and use re-flective tape and gear to be more visible. NHTSA estimates helmets saved the lives of 1,699 motor-cyclists in 2012.
• Never ride while im-paired or distracted—it is not worth the risk of killing or injuring your-self or someone else. Plus, a DUI costs $10,000 on average, and can lead to jail time, loss of your driver’s license, and higher insurance rates.
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1DThursday,March 26, 2015
Dear Tom and Ray:I have a 1998 Hon-
da CR-V with about 189,000 miles on it. A few weeks ago, the car started stalling while driving. The Check Engine light came on again, and the scan said “Cata-lyst Efficiency Below Threshold.” I had the catalytic converter changed. The car still stalled. I changed the ignition coil, distribu-tor cap/rotor, spark
plugs and wires, and cleaned out the idle air control valve.
When I pulled out the spark plugs, they looked normal. The car still stalled. It seemed like it was the worst going up a hill around 60 mph, and it seemed like it got worse if the air conditioner was on. So I carried it back to the muffler shop. Before he pulled the “old” one off, he said he drove the car and noticed that the con-verter was getting cherry-red hot. When he pulled out the old catalytic converter (it had been on only around 10 days), he said it had been melted!I’m out of ideas; I need help! Thanks in advance, you guys!
-- Amhad
RAY: If your con-verter is turning cherry red, that’s because there’s unburned fuel get-ting into the exhaust system and being combusted inside the converter. The ques-tion is: Why?
TOM: My guess would be that it’s a valve problem. These older CR-V’s tend to suffer from valve seat recession.
RAY: If the exhaust valves aren’t adjust-ed regularly on this car (we recommend checking them every 30,000 miles on these older CR-V’s), they can get too tight and burn out, or dam-age the valve seats. The valve seats are where the valves are supposed to nest when they’re closed and make a seal. If the valves aren’t making a tight seal, for whatever reason, unburned fuel can escape out of the cylinders and be sent down the exhaust pipe.
TOM: That also could explain the stalling, because bad valves give you bad compression. If too much fuel and air is escaping the cylinders rather than combusting inside them, the engine won’t run.
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Must-do tips to get your vehicle ready for spring
(BPT) - With the sun out and shining for spring, drivers are getting them-selves and their cars ready for more outdoor activity. Before setting off on that next adventure, drivers should check the health and maintenance of their vehicle, as April marks the start of National Car Care Month. In light of the awareness month, Hankook checked in with drivers across America to see how they maintain their vehicles, uncovering trends on general upkeep around tire replacement, vehicle mishaps and road-side emergencies.
Sounds and smells mean service
If you are driving a car that clunks or a ride that rattles, it’s likely an indica-tion of some much-needed service. According to the latest Hankook Tire Gauge Index, over two-thirds (70 percent) of Americans will immediately schedule a trip to the repair shop after hearing irregular sounds from their vehicle and 59 percent of driv-ers will take their car in if they smell something funky. While your senses can certainly help indicate when it’s time for a visit to the mechanic, it’s impor-tant to consider the date since your last visit to the shop, which less than half (46 percent) of Americans do. Remember to check
the little things like air fil-ters or that your air condi-tioning system works now as pollen starts to dust the roads and temperatures climb.
While you might be able to hear or smell the problems within your vehicle, how do you know when to change your tire? A majority of Americans (65 percent) trade in for a new set of tires when the tread looks worn down. However, only 8 percent adhere to the mileage rating of the tire to help make more accu-rate decisions on when it’s time to replace their tires. Major tire manufacturers will list the tread life/mile-age on their website, but you can also use the Tire
Tread Indicator on the bot-tom of the tire’s grooves to ensure the tread depth is sufficient for optimum safety and performance.
Trouble on the road
While drivers can make sure their cars are in tip-top shape, the condition of roads and highways can be another issue. Nine in 10 Americans believe the in-frastructure or condition of roads and highways is a current issue for drivers. This sentiment might stem from the fact one-third of drivers have had their vehicle or tires damaged from a pothole, and more than a quarter of drivers have had a flat tire as a re-sult of a pothole. Not only can potholes be a hazard, but Hankook found that over a quarter (26 percent) of drivers don’t know how to change a tire, including nearly half (43 percent) of all women.
Spare me the details
In case you do find your-self on the side of the road with a flat tire, it’s impor-tant to regularly check the health of your spare tire. By design, spares are of-ten just a temporary solu-tion to get to a mechanic, as performance and safety are limited by their small-er contact patch and over-all diameter compared to a standard tire. In addition, a spare is also not nearly
as durable by comparison, making any road hazard more dangerous.
However, the Hankook Gauge found that 34 per-cent of Americans will drive straight to the me-chanic with a spare tire, but almost one-quarter (22 percent) of Americans will drive over 50 miles on a spare. If you are a driver with worn-out tires or cur-rently driving on a spare, there are deals available to help you save on tires, including Hankook’s Great Catch Rebate program.
As the weather heats up, there is not a better time to check the health and safe-ty of your vehicle to get you out on the open road.
Dear Car Talk:I have a 1986 Toyota
twWhen it is extremely hot outside, the windows of my ‘97 Pontiac Bonn-eville will not go down. They always work in the morning, but not in the afternoon heat. Anything and everything associ-ated with the windows has been replaced. This affects all windows. My mechanic is at a loss. It appears to be an electri-cal issue. Where do we start in an attempt to fix it before the summer? Thanks. -- Robin
I was going to sug-gest that you try cooling off the master window switch with a bag of ice, Robin. That way, even if it doesn’t get the win-dows to open, you can put the ice bag in your lap and stay cool that way.
My real suggestion is that you make sure your mechanic has the car in his shop when it’s actu-ally misbehaving. So on the next really hot day, take it to him and park it in the sun with the win-dows up, and tell him not to look at it until after lunch.
Once he has the car and the windows are not working, he’ll be able to do a bunch of very useful tests and narrow down the problem significant-ly.
He’ll be able to see how far the current is actually getting. Maybe it’s getting to the master switch on the driver’s door, and that switch is bad; maybe it’s not even getting as far as the mas-ter window switch.
He also can check any of the various ground connections that could cause the electric win-dow motors to fail, or even run a temporary new ground to rule that out.
My guess, given that you’ve probably re-placed all the obvious stuff, is that he’ll nar-row it down to something called the Body Control Module, or BCM. The BCM is a small computer that controls things like the windows, power mir-rors, power door locks and climate control. It sits behind the glove box, under the dash or just on the other side of the firewall. He might even be able to find you a used one at a junkyard for $50.
But having the abil-ity to test everything, while the car is in fail-ure mode, will lead him to the answer. Or, if it doesn’t, consider joining the Ice Bag of the Day Club, Robin. Good luck.
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$6,971IN SAVINGS$18,999
$289 PER MO.STARTING
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2015 CHEVROLET SILVERADOCREW LTZ 4X4
White Diamond, 5.3L V8, Auto, AC,Leather, Loaded, Local Trade 12K Miles
LT6281A$40,900
125 UNDER $10,000www.lindsayautogroup.com
2013 BUICK LACROSSECXL
Gold, 3.6L V6, Auto, AC,Leather, Loaded, Off Lease
LC27302$15,900
2014 CADILLAC CTSPREMIUM CPE
Maroon, 3.6L V6, Auto, Leather,Loaded, Off Lease
LC27220$25,000
2016 CHEVROLETCRUZE LIMITED LT
Red, 1.4L Turbo, AC, Leather,Loaded, Lease Vehicle
LC27131$13,800
2016 CHEVROLETCRUZE LT
Black, 1.4L Turbo, Auto,AC, LoadedLC27278
$15,900
2015 CHEVROLETCRUZE LT
Silver, 1.4L Turbo, AC, Leather,Loaded, Off Lease
LC27200$13,700
2016 CHEVROLETIMPALA LIMITED LTZBlack, 3.6L V6, Leather,
Loaded, GM Program VehicleLC27228
$15,800
2016 CHRYSLER 300LIMITED RWD
Gray, 3.6L V6, AC, Leather,Loaded, Off Lease
LC27291$19,900
2016 CHEVROLETMALIBU LT
Maroon, 1.5L Turbo, Auto, AC,Loaded, GM Program Vehicle
LC27272$17,800
2016 CHEVROLETMALIBU LT
Maroon, 1.5L Turbo, Auto, AC, Leather,Onstar Nav, Loaded, GM Program Vehicle
LC27118$18,700
2016 CHEVROLETMALIBU LIMITED LT
Maroon, 2.5L 4Cyl, Auto, AC,Loaded, Off Lease Vehicle
LC27275$15,900
2014 CHEVROLETIMPALA LTZ
Black, 3.6L V6, Auto, AC, Leather,Sunroof, Loaded, Local Trade
LC6350A$20,800
2014 HYUNDAIELANTRA 4DR HB GT
2013 LINCOLNMKS AWD
2007 CADILLACESCALADE EXT AWD
QT74234A$15,900
White Ice, 3.6L V6, Sunroof, NavSys, Leather, Loaded, Trade-In
LT27216A$20,800
Maroon, 6.2L V8, Auto, AC, Sunroof,Nav Sys, Leather, Loaded, Local Trade
LT6334B$20,900
White, 3.7L V6, Auto, AC, Sunroof,Leather, Loaded, Local Trade
QC56392B$21,900
Silver, 2.0L 4Cyl, Auto, AC,Loaded, Local Trade
LC27156A$12,500
2012 CHEVROLETCAPTIVA LTZ AWD
2016 CHEVROLETEQUINOX LT AWD
2016 CHEVROLETEQUINOX LT FWD
2016 CHEVROLETEQUINOX LT FWD
2016 CHEVROLETEQUINOX LT FWD
2014 CHEVROLETEQUINOX LT FWD
2015 CHEVROLETEQUINOX LT AWD
2007 CHEVROLETSUBURBAN LTZ 4X4
2015 CHEVROLETEQUINOX LTZ AWD
2016 CHEVROLETEQUINOX LTZ AWD
2016 CHEVROLETEQUINOX LTZ FWD
2017 CHEVROLETEQUINOX PREMIER AWD
Black, 3.6L V6, Auto, AC, Leather,Sunroof, Loaded, GM Program Vehicle
LT27283$28,900
Maroon, 2.4L 4Cyl, AC, Sunroof,Leather, Loaded, GM Program Vehicle
LT27121$21,900
Black, 3.6L V6, AC, Leather, Sunroof,Loaded, GM Program Vehicle
LT27076$25,000
Tungsten Gray, 3.6L V6, AC, Sunroof,Leather, Loaded Local Trade
LT27183$22,900
2011 CHEVROLETSUBURBAN LT 4X4
2016 CHEVROLETSUBURBAN LT 4X4
2016 CHEVROLETEQUINOX LTZ FWD
White, 2.5L 4Cyl, Auto, AC, Leather,Loaded, GM Program Vehicle
LT27214$22,900
Black, 5.3L V8, Auto, AC, Sunroof, DVD,Leather, Loaded GM Program Vehicle
LT27047$46,000
Black, 5.3L V8, Auto, AC,Leather, Loaded, Local Trade
QT56591B$24,900
BLack, 5.3L V8, AC, DVD,Sunroof, Leather, Loaded
LT27197$20,900
Silver, 2.4L 4Cyl, Auto, AC,Loaded, Local Trade
QT56227A$17,400
Black, 2.4L 4Cyl, Auto,Loaded, Local Trade
LT27299$Pending
White, 2.4L 4Cyl, Auto, AC,Loaded GM, Program Vehicle
LT27029$18,500
WHite, 2.4L 4Cyl, Auto, AC,Loaded, GM Program Vehicle
LT27154$19,500
White Pearl, 2.4L 4Cyl, AC, Loaded,GM Program Vehicle.
LT27257$20,500
White, 2.4L 4Cyl, AC, Heated Seats,Loaded, GM Program Vehicle
LT27187$21,900
Silver, 3.0L V6, Auto, AC, Sunroof,Leather, Loaded, Local Trade
LT6006D$14,800
2014 CHEVROLETCAMARO SS/RS
White, 6.2L V8, Auto, AC,Loaded, Local Car, 8,xxxx Miles
LC27125$26,800
2016 CHEVROLET IMPALALIMITED LTZ
2016 CADILLAC SRX4LUXURY AWD
Silver, 3.6L V6, Leather, Sunroof,Loaded, GM Program Vehicle
LT27153$32,900
White, 3.6L V6, Auto, AC, Leather,Loaded, GM Program Vehicle
LC27230$15,900
2016 CHEVROLETIMPALA LT
White, 2.5L 4cyl, Auto, AC,Loaded, GM Program Vehicle
LC27071$17,600
2016 CHEVROLETIMPALA LT
Silver, 3.6L V6, Auto, AC,Loaded, GM Program Vehicle
LC27251$20,000
2016 CHRYSLER 300LIMITED RWD
White, 3.6L V6, AC, Leather,Sunroof, Loaded, Off Lease
LC27265$22,500
2012 FORD MUTSANGCONVT BASE
Red, 3.7L V6, Auto, AC,Leather, Loaded, Local Trade
QC74540A$14,900
2015 CHEVROLETCAMARO LS CPE
Maroon, 3.6L V6, Auto, AC,Loaded, 19,xxx Miles
LC6183A1$17,700
QC74564$29,900
Blue Pearl, 5.7L V8, Auto, AC,Leather, Sunroof, Local Trade, 5,xxx Miles
2016 DODGE CHALLENGERR/T PLUS
2015 CHEVROLETMALIBU LTZ
Silver, 2.5L 4Cyl, Auto, AC,Leather, Loaded, Local Trade
LC27146B$16,500
500 PRE-OWNEDVEHICLES
Joe Jeffery, Manager •Nikki Keller, Finance, Brent Snook, Bryan Sien, Frankie Doublin & Tina Riesinger, Sales –– Not responsible for typos.
LINDSAY CHEVROLET USED CAR & TRUCK DEPT.330 W. ELM • LEBANON, MO 417-532-3114 MON.-FRI. 8-7; SAT. 8-5
2015 HONDA CIVICLX 4DR
Blue, 1.8L 4Cyl, Auto, AC,Loaded, Local Trade
QC74275A$13,900
2010 AUDI Q7 PREMIUMPLUS S I
QT56370A$21,600
Maroon, 6.2L V8, Auto, AC,Loaded, Local Trade
2014 TOYOTA TACOMACREW SR5 4X4
Gray, 4.0L V6, Auto, AC,Loaded, Local Trade
LT6097C$28,900
2014 NISSAN FRONTIERPRO-4X CREW 4X4Gray, 4.0L V6, Auto, AC,Loaded, Local Trade
QT56468A$28,600
2005 GMC SIERRAEXT SLE 4X4
Red, 5.3L V8, Auto, AC, LoadedQT74592
$13,900
2016 FORD F350 CREWLARIAT 4X4
Red, 6.7L Diesel, Auto, AC, Leather,Loaded, Local Trade 14K Miles
QT56661A$49,900
2008 FORD F350CREW DUALLY 4X4
Blk/Sand, 6.4L Diesel, Auto, AC,Leather, Loaded, Local Trade
103K MilesQT56656A
$Pending
2016 F150 REG CABXLT 4X4
Red, 3.5L V6, Auto, AC, TrlrPkg, Local Trade, 5K Miles
QT56645A$32,900
2016 FORD F150 CREWPLATINUM 4X4
White Platinum, 5.0L V8, Auto,AC, Sunroof, Nav, Htd/Cooled
Seats 10K MilesLT6315A
$48,900
2014 FORD F150 CREWXLT 4X4
Black, 3.5L EcoBoost, Auto, AC,Loaded, Local Trade
QT56757A$27,900
2013 FORD F150 EXTSTX 4X4
White, 5.0L V8, Auto, AC,Loaded, Local Trade
LT6394A$24,900
2014 DODGE RAM REGCAB TRADESMAN 4X4
Red, 5.7L V8, Auto, AC,Loaded, Local Trade, 27K Miles
QT56323B$23,900
2013 FORD F150 CREWPLATINUM 4X4
White, 6.2L, V8 Auto, AC, Leather,Nav, Sunroof, Loaded, Local Trade
QT56680A$28,900
2014 DODGE RAMQUAD BIG HORN 4X4White, 3.0L EcoDiesel, Auto,AC, Loaded Local Trade
QT56652A$Pending
2016 DODGE RAMQUAD BIG HORN 4X4Red, 5.7L V8, Auto, AC,
Loaded, Off Lease VehicleLT27304
$27,900
2006 DODGE RAMSLT 4X4
Maroon, 5.7L V8, Auto, AC,LoadedQT74578
$13,500
2007 DODGE RAMQUAD SLT 4X4
White, 5.7L V8, Auto, AC,LoadedQT74577
$14,900
2012 DODGE RAMQUAD ST 4X4
Dk Blue, 4.7L V8, Auto, AC,Loaded Local Trade
LT63290A$15,800
2012 DODGE RAMCREW ST 4X4
Silver, 5.7L V8, Auto, AC, NiceLocal TradeQT56340C1
$16,900
2015 CHEVROLET SILVERADODBL CAB LT 2WD
White, 4.3L V6,