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Featured Random Article Hogwarts: Fiction or Reality?

Emma Watson Tells All… By Jennica Hacker The early 2000’s was a time of

chaos. Hundreds of kids were running

around and chanting spells, eating frogs

that were brown with the hopes they were

made out of chocolate, attempting to talk

to snakes, and never speaking the Dark

Lord’s name out loud. You could imagine

the hard times parents had kept children

under control with such tom-foolery in the

air.

In 2011, when the movie series

finally came to an end, many kids who

were now young adults had a hard time

letting go. This was until Emma Watson,

leading heroine, indulged in the unknown

truths about Hogwarts and the set. All

characters, although acting for cinematic

purposes, indeed each of them graduated

from the school of witchcraft and

wizardry.

In a recent interview on Ellen,

Ms. Watson was asked the question about

school and whether or not it was hard to

attend a public high school while being so

famous. She squirmed and giggled under

the question, making Ellen probe on.

Eventually she spilt the beans and said, “I

did not have a normal school experience.

Have you ever heard of Hogwarts?” At

that point the Ellen, and her comedic-self

played along. But humor was absent from

Emma’s voice when she explained,

“We acted in the movies, but unlike most

films there was no auditions. We applied

and were admitted like you would in a

year, we completed an academic program

at Hogwarts and are now legally witches,

wizards, warlocks, nymphs… or whatever

else you may call it.”

It has now been several days since

the interview, and no one has seen or

heard from Ms. Watson and Ellen has

been questionably bed ridden. The rest of

the cast will not answer to questions,

Hogwarts at both Universal Studios sites

are being further investigated, and now

they are wondering if the real location is

based somewhere in England.

The shocking admittance of this

strange possibility has raised many

questions about morals, ethics, and

legalities. Even more so, the young crowd

of die-hard followers has reemerged, but

with new cries. Students are beginning to

apply to Hogwarts School of WitchCraft

and Wizardry via email, social media,

snail, and face-to-face at any Hogwarts

Attraction. But none, or so we are told,

have gotten a response.

The question still remains: Is

Hogwarts fiction or reality?

Featured Odd Article Soaring High By Amanda Ling

According to multiple friends of Chris Evans, he was high as a kite just hours before the Academy Awards. The night before he was eating a lot of delicious savory chocolate chip cookies. It wasn’t until 12 cookies and an hour later when it hit him real hard, he felt like he was floating and time was moving slow. Eventually he passed out for the rest of the night. The next morning, he woke up and felt extremely hungry, he had the munchies and still not knowing what was in the cookies, he went back and ate two more cookies. It slowly started kicking in again, he was lightly hallucinating and felt like he


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was floating. He wondered why he felt that way and asked his friend who had brought the cookies and found out they were “special” cookies! Evans began to freak out and began drinking a ton of water to try and help clean it out of his body and took a nap. When he woke up, he had a lock of motivation and just wanted to sleep more. Unfortunately, he couldn’t, he had to get ready for the Academy Awards that was happening just three hours before. Not only did he feel that way, but also as he looked down, he had a boner. Evans figured it’d go away soon enough before he had to leave, but that wasn’t the case. His limousine arrived and it was still erect and he began to freak out, he didn’t know what to do at all. Once he arrived, it was still there, he had to put his hands down there and hold it down as he got out of the car. Of all the red carpet photos posted of Evans, you can see his hands holding it down. The worst part of the night, he was presenting an award for “Best Female Supporting Actor.” Still erect as he was walking

to the microphone to present, with his hands were still holding it down. There was no podium to block it off and nervously; he had to use both of his hands to open the card of nominees to present. He was so scared and had no choice but to take his hands off and continue on. Luckily for him, as he looked down, his boner was gone. He’s finally talked about this event during the Ellen Show, and finds it extremely funny. He’s absolutely right about that!

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#4 Breaking News: Ghost Adventures episode being filmed in The Addams Family Home!!!!! By Cynthia Morgan

Zak Bagans confirmed on his

official Facebook account that they

are currently filming an episode in the

Addams Family Home after reports

of strange activity.

This is being reported after the

mysterious death of Morticia Addams

on November 20th, 2015. Homicide

detectives confirmed that there was

NO foul play in the drowning of

Morticia in the Master bathtub. New

Jersey Police originally held

Wednesday Addams as the prime

suspect of the death of her mother,

she was later released due to lack of

evidence. The Addams family sold the

home on 0001 Cemetery Ln in

February of 2016 and their

whereabouts are unknown.

#5 Stephen Curry New Shoes By: Lenin Saura

Stephen Curry wore plain white

shoes with a message on it during his

practice last Sunday. It says. Go home

Cleve! For some observers this message

is hilarious, and everybody is asking who

is Cleve? Is that a name of a person, a

guy or lady? What do you mean by this?

So our team had their investigation

about this intriguing note in his practice

shoes. It turns out that Cleve is their

annoying driver who is taking his pictures

all the time and posting it on Instagram.

The design of the shoes has a fire on it.


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And we are guessing if Cleve won't stop

taking pictures he will be roasted when

they get home. Silly it may seem, but we

heard a name brand shoes love the idea

so much, and they will have shoes design

especially for Stephen Curry. Who will

have the first pair of these shoes? We will

see... Maybe Cleve will have it first.

#6 Cure for apathy found! By Frank Polito

Today scientists

announced that they have

found a cure for apathy.

Scientists and medical

researchers at New York’s

Carlin medical research

institute have spent twenty-

five years working on a cure

for apathy. The previous

treatments for the

condition have been

primarily based on medicinal

marijuana usage. Medicinal

marijuana being only a

temporary solution due the

many factors to cause the

condition, a cure was always

a top priority for the

institute. Researcher admits

that the cure has been

eluding them for the better

part of a half century. The

institute published it finds in

several medical journals

earlier in the week. As of yet,

no one seems to care. l keep

you updated, until we figure

out what in the galaxy is

happening.

#1 We’re on the toll for another ride By Jonathan Lynn This just in, Dr. Emmett Brown

was reported to have

purchased a 2-mile stretch of

paved road here in North Las

Vegas. The area has been

closed off to the public at this

point in time and seems to be

pulling a crowd of meddling

people. Two semi-trucks have

been seen entering the area and

is rumored to be hauling the

one and only Delorean. Nevada

Power has also been seen in the

area and when asked, a

spokesperson for the power

company said, "1.21 gigawatts",

and then walked away. Here we

have the Delorean and the

power company all in the same

area, what could be going on?

Dr. Brown reportedly said, "We

are going to back to in time to

solve the water level issues

for Lake Mead. Every one of

you knows my driver Marty

McFly". McFly reported that

"they will do their best to

figure out a way to solve the

water problem. We will attempt

to go back in time once again in

11 hours. With the help of

everyone I am 100% certain this

will be a success." There you

have it ladies and gentlemen, in

11 hours we will see history be

made.

#2 This Just in! By Alexis Nava 2016 Republican Presidential Nominee

Donald Trump turns out to be a victim of a

mind controlling parasite. This news was

discovered when rain happened to come

upon one of his infamous rallies, as the

storm came down on Donald, his "hair"

twitched and screamed and ran away under

the stage. Donald at this point was left

dazed and confused at his podium

wondering how and where he was, spouting

the occasional "You're fired!" at his

campaign staff. He has been taken into the

county hospital for mental health

inspection, his hair has also been taken in

for further study and question by


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authorities. Donald had no further

comment at the time, his hair only

commented that he was " SO CLOSE" and

that it had been the "PERFECT PLAN".

#3 Breaking News: “Pippi Longstocking is coming into your town the one know can keep down” (From Pippi Longstocking series theme song) By Shaniah Walker It has been confirmed the famous Pippi

Longstocking has moved in next door to Shelden

Cooper. Sources say that Pippi has been riding

through the apartment complex halls on her horse

and monkey. I guess Shelden Cooper finally

broke down when he blocked Pippi’s way of

entering back into the apartment complex.

Sheldon demands I quote “I’m not moving here;

your pets belong in a zoo. You belong in a zoo.

You do not have the right to parade around with

a horse and a monkey in a human being

apartment complex. Your singing and noised

crazed habits stop here. I will be getting sleepy,

without your ridiculous methods of survival. You

are not logical you clean with your feet, you have

money out of air, and you dry in a matter of

seconds, Defying logic. You make no sense. I

stand by science, but you are from a different

Universe. Oh and Pippi before you go, can I have

a piece of your hair for experimental testing?

Pippi responds “oooh do I get to wear a lab coat?

Sheldon I like having fun. Have ever tried

cleaning with your feet, you can come over and

try it with me, and you know you left out one

thing, I have super human strength”. The

conversation begins to end as Pippi lifts Sheldon

out of the doorway and walks in the apartment

complex with her horse, while saying “nothing

like a good exercise”. I don’t think Shelden

Cooper will be complaining again any time soon.

With that princess tantrum, I wonder how he’s

even in the science profession.

The Final 2 Who Could It Be? By Kellie Poma

According to Fox News Barrack

Obama has been receiving phone

calls and other forms of

communication with threats of

attacking the US. All security has

been ramped up and many officials

are telling people to stay inside

and not go to highly populated

areas. Government officials are

trying to track the phone calls, but

it is saying the phone is from US

and all of the recent information is

deleted! They are hoping to have

this all cleared up by Thursday

afternoon, but just stay aware of

everything!

Mysterious Time Travel By Irene Newman David Suchet, who once played one of Agatha Christies detectives, Hercule Poirot, managed to bring his younger self to the future and convince him to take on a role in a season of Criminal Minds. Apparently, acquaintances of his, which he refers to as Captain K and Captain S, were the ones to make it possible. As well as, telling him of the purpose of this time edit, which Suchet refuses to reveal. Currently, our ongoing investigation has turned up no leads, but we will still keep you updated.

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