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VOLUME 60 NUMBER 9 FRIDAY, DECEMBER 5,1985 Maintenance Restricted I For Maximized Efficiency B* Matthew J. Clark j . The Mercyhurst College Maintenance Dept. is currently undergoi ng a department re-organization with the intention of im- proving the overall effectiven ess! of the campus' maintenance program. •_ According to Director of Buildings and Grounds Harold George, J underi the ne w system, a maintenance person will be plac- ed in each building, giving that person the specific responsibility of that particular building. s * "The new system enables a lot of techni- cians to become really familiar with their assigned buildings," said Don Leonardi, Assistant Director of Buildings. fj t "This will help the faculty, students, and administrators to work through and with one person familiar with the building, 1 * staled George, v % Accordi ng to Leonardi, about a year agoj it became apparent that the reorganization was necessary, and in early November of this year, the re-organization proposal was approved at a meeting between the Col- lege's President, administration, and the Director of Maintenance.'- ^According to Leonardi, the new system should reduce m aintenance costs? to tlje college. * fMThe new program will cut expenses by reducing time (man hours), and in time, reduce costs because, once the new system is settled,)we can employia preventative maintenance program," he said. According to Leonardi, the new system will not be effective until the department catches up with projects which have already bee n started. 8 The re-organization is a follows: Harold George - {Director of Buildings and Grounds; Don Leonardi - Asst. Dir. of Buildings: Old Main, Weber, Hammermill Library Supervisor, and Advisor of Snow Removal; Rick Wilkinson - Asst. Dir. of Grounds^ Mercyhurst Apartments Super- visor; Norman Lizotte - Zurn and Baldwin Supervisor; Bob Buettner - McAuley and Egan Supervisor, Carpentry; Mark Dunar - Briggs Ave, Apts., Townhouses Super- visor; Jim Roose - Electrical repairs; John Wilson - Grounds, Setup, and Snow Removal; Stan Kiewice - Plumbing; Frank Schroeck - Carpentry; Jim Wozn iak - Trash Removal; Dick Buser - Motor pool; Dave Cherico - Campus Center Supervisor, Mer- cyhurst Apts. Asst. Supervisor; Jim Dixon - Painting. Maintenance work requests must still be sent through the Operations Offiee^in^the basement of Old Main, after which it will be distributed to thej>roper employee, - [ Betsy L . Lantz 1966-1986 Betsy L. Lantz, 20, R.D. 2, Tanner Road.jWattsburg, died Nov. 21st, atjthe University* Hospital of ; Cleveland, after a life-long battle with cystic fibrosis. She resided in the Erie area all her life. She was born in Union City, May 25, 1966, a daughter of Elmer- and A. Jessie Butler Lantz of W attsbur g. i She was in her junior year at Mercyhurst College, where she was a double major in biology and communications, with a QPA ot 4.0. She was a member of the Egan Scholar Honors Program and of Phi Eta Sigma National Honor Society at the col- lege. Last year she was Assistant Editor of th e ^Mercyhurst Newspaper MThe Merciad". * £ She was an honors graduate of Seneca High School and was the class Salutatorian. Along with he i parents, she is survived by four sisters, Mary Jean Koziarski, Mrs. James (Pamela) Singer, Jr., Mrs. Stuart (Melanie) Foradora, all of Wattsburg, and Mrs. Michael (Amy) Patrick, of North East, and by several? nieces, -aunts and uncles. She was preceded in death by her brother, Douglas Lantz, who also died of cystic fibrosis. Memorial contributions may be made to (h e Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, Rainbow Chapter, 2490 Lee Blvd., Number 301, Cleveland Heights, Ohio 44118. 5 The Merciad staff is saddened by the death of our friend and fell ow stud ent, Bet- sy Lantz, and will honor her by re-naming the newspaper s' Editor's Awar d "The Bet- sy Lantz Memorial Editor's Award". The award is given each year at the Com- munication Department Dinner to a staff member who has given the most service to this publication. Lantz was last years reci- pient. 7 As The College Mourns; A Friend Share s Gri ef by Naomi Romanchok I've searched long and hard to find the right w ords that can even come clos e to ex- pressing the loss of a dear friend, Betsy Lantz. But the words just aren't there. About the only thing I could think of that could 3truly express the hollow sense of emptiness is a poem, written by Betsy, on tbe loss of one of her good friends. This poem was read in tribute at Betsy's funeral. 1 know not The components of love Only that I loved you 1 know not The essence of life Only how alive you were I know not | The realms of death i Only that you are gone I know not r k Where you are Only that you are with me* 1 know not When nor how Only that 1 will see you again And then... 1 I shall know The loss of a close friend is never easy. Somehow, a part of you dies with them. After the initial mourning, life continues, but there is always something thatjustjsn^t exactly right. So many things seem slightly out of kilter without Betsy here.^So many memories remain one-dimensional without her here to share in them. For those of you who never had the op- portunity to meet her, let me say that she was truly magical. Betsy's unique zes t* for life touched everyone around her. She in- spired all of us in so many wa ys, whethei it was her straight 4.0 QPA, her fierce dedica- tion, her grammatical propriety or her courage as she faced each day, once more beati ng the odds. Betsy was an achiever. She was a success at everything she did. INSIDE Forum... pg. 5 ' Tirewalker > Review pg. 6 Dear Santa.... pg. 7 1 1

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VOLUME 60 NUMBER 9 FRIDAY, DECEMBER5,19

Maintenance Restricted IFor MaximizedEfficiencyB* Matthew J. Clark j .

The Mercyhurst College MaintenanceDept. is currently undergoing a departmentre-organization with the intention of im-proving the overall effectiveness! of thecampus' maintenance program. •_

According to Director of Buildings andGrounds Harold George,J underi the newsystem, a maintenance person will be plac-ed in each building, giving that person thespecific responsibility of that particularbuilding. s*

"The new system enables a lot of techni-cians to become really familiar with theirassigned buildings," said Don Leonardi,Assistant Director of Buildings. fj

t "This will help the faculty, students, andadministrators to work through and withone person familiar with the building,1*staled George, v %

According to Leonardi, about a yearagojit became apparent that thereorganizationwas necessary, and in early November ofthis year, there-organization proposal wasapproved at a meeting between the Col-lege's President, administration, and theDirector of Maintenance.'-^According to Leonardi, the new system

should reduce m aintenance costs? totljecollege. *fMThe new program will cut expenses by

reducing time (man hours), and in time,reduce costs because, once the new systemis settled,)we can employia preventativemaintenance program," he said.

According to Leonardi, the new systemwill not be effective until the departmentcatchesup with projects whichhave alreadybeen started. 8

The re-organization is a follows: HaroldGeorge - {Director of• Buildings andGrounds; Don Leonardi - Asst. Dir. ofBuildings: Old Main, Weber,HammermillLibrary Supervisor, and Advisor of SnowRemoval; Rick Wilkinson - Asst. Dir. ofGrounds^ Mercyhurst Apartments Super-visor; Norman Lizotte - Zurn and BaldwinSupervisor; Bob Buettner - McAuleyandEgan Supervisor, Carpentry; M ark Dunar -Briggs Ave, Apts., Townhouses Super-visor; Jim Roose - Electrical repairs;JohnWilson - Grounds, Setup, and SnowRemoval; Stan Kiewice - Plumbing; FrankSchroeck- Carpentry; Jim Wozniak- TrashRemoval; DickBuser - Motor pool; DaveCherico - Campus Center Supervisor, Mer-cyhurst Apts. Asst.Supervisor; Jim Dixon -Painting.

Maintenance work requests must still besent through the OperationsOffiee in thebasement of Old Main, after which itwillbe distributed tothej>roper employee,- [

BetsyL. Lantz 1966-1986Betsy L. Lantz, 20, R.D. 2, Tanner

Road.jWattsburg, died Nov. 21st,atjtheUniversity*Hospital of; Cleveland, after alife-long battle with cystic fibrosis.

She resided in the Erie area all her life.She was born in Union City, May25, 1966,a daughter ofElmer- and A. Jessie ButlerLantz of W attsburg. i

She was in her junior year at MercyhurstCollege, where she was a double major inbiology and communications, with a QPAot 4.0. She was a member of the EganScholar Honors Program and of Phi Eta

Sigma National Honor Society at the col-lege. Last year she was Assistant Editor ofth e ^Mercyhurst Newspaper MTheMerciad". •*£

She was an honors graduate of SenecaHigh School andwas the class Salutatorian.

Along withhei parents, she is survivedby four sisters, Mary Jean Koziarski, Mrs.James (Pamela) Singer, Jr., Mrs. Stuart

(Melanie) Foradora, all of WattsburMrs. Michael (Amy) Patrick, ofEast, and by several? nieces,-auntsuncles.

She was preceded in death bbrother, Douglas Lantz, who also cystic fibrosis.

Memorial contributions may be m(he Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, RChapter, 2490 Lee Blvd.,NumberCleveland Heights, Ohio 44118.5

The Merciad staff is saddened death of our friend and fellow studesy Lantz, and will honor her by re-the newspapers' Editor's Award "Tsy Lantz Memorial Editor's Awardaward is given each year at themunication Department Dinner to member who has given the most serthis publication. Lantz was last yeapient. 7

As The College MourA Friend Shares Griefby Naomi Romanchok

I've searched long and hard tofind theright words that can even come close to ex-pressing the loss of a dear friend,BetsyLantz. But the words just aren't there.About the only thing I could think of thatcould 3truly express the hollow senseofemptiness is a poem, written by Betsy, ontbe loss of one of her good friends. Thispoem was read in tribute atBetsy's funeral.

1 know notThe components of loveOnly that I loved you

1 know notThe essence of lifeOnly how alive you were

I know not |The realms of death iOnly that you are gone

I know not rkWhere you areOnly that you are with me*

1 know notWhen nor howOnly that 1 will see you again

And then... 1I shall know

The loss of a closefriend is never easy.Somehow, a part of you dies with them.After the initial mourning, life continues,but thereis always somethingthatjustjsn^t

exactly right. So many things seem out of kilter without Betsyhere. So mmemories remain one-dimensionalwithher here to share in them.

For those of you who never had tportunity to meet her, let me say thwas truly magical. Betsy's unique zlife touched everyone around her. Sspired all of us in so many ways,whethwas her straight4.0 QPA, her fierce detion, her grammatical propriety ocourage as she faced each day, oncebeating the odds.

Betsywas an achiever. She was a suat everything she did.

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by Kelley Moore

While most of us werecelebrating the usual Thanksgiv-ing, Sally Fyke, who works in theFinancial Aid office, as well as at-tending the school as a student,was celebrating a very specialThanksg iving.^ It was her firstholiday celebrated as a UnitedStates citizen. fe *£ Originally from the PhiUipines,Fyke waited 11 years beforebecoming a U.S. citizen. The re-quirement to gain citizenship isonly three years wait if the personis married or five years ifunmarried.

Fyke's family moved here fromthe P hill i pines 11 years ago butnot all at one time. Fyke said theyhad to meet requirements for im-

migration so her mother camefirst, followed by the rest of thefamily from oldest to youngest,one at a time. One of her sisters iscurrently still in the PhiUipines,but has plans to immigrate to theU.S. Fyke's family is presently allover the U.S., from Virginia toCalifornia, as well as here in Erie.

Fyke decided to become acitizen because she felt she wouldhave better opportunities. Shebelieves she can better serve hercountry because she feels she is acitizen.

"The process is very hectic tobecome a citizen," said Fyke. Shehad to apply for citizenship andwait three months while the im-migration office approved herstanding. She then had to take anexamination, which primarily

fellew U.S. Citizen Sally Fyke.dealt with U.S. history.

Although this time was verytense, Fyke was very anxious toget through these formalities andon to .the ceremony. She- notedthat i when a person becomes! acitizen and has children under 16,the children automatically arecitizens. They don't have to applyfor citizenship or are required totake the test. Fyke likes this rulesince she has a 12 year old sonwho became a citizen along withher. *

The first thing she did as a U.S.

citizen was to celebragreat feeling knowinghave to report to theIotfice every' year." report is done so thecan keep a census ofFyke can now also vtaking the good naturfrom her friends abo"al ien." & |

When asked ifshe evgoing back tohei natiour new U.S. citizeanything, only to vihere to stav.

Big NamesFill!Film Series SJames Dean, Marlon Brandon,Dustin Hoffman and JackNicholson are just some of the ac-tors featured in thiscoming winterterm's Films for Discussion series.The line-up . of seven^ moviesfocuses on "The Great AmericanActors." *

The seriesbegins on January 14EOT

Emotionally compelling, it wasDean's first starring!role in histragically short career. Jo VanFleet, playing the boy's mother,won an Oscar for her perfor-mance in a film that remains ascompelling today as it was back in1955. .-0_./U- kfr ^

From a Steinbeck adaptation,

action and drama. JAnthonyQuinn's supporting role asBrando's b rother garnered him anOscar. Filmed in 1952. A

January 28 brings on THEGODFATHER II. 4 *

As sequels go, this oneis just ascompelling as the original.It took7 Oscars including Best Picture at

tion young man who an affair with theboss*Katherine Ross) but w(Anne Bancroft) as wea-classic due to Mikdirection - the perforthe soundtrack featuRobinson" provided and Garfunkel also giv

with "EAST"oF-EUEiN^starnngJames Dean.

The film, made in1955,was thefirst screen version of the classicJohn Steinbeck novel.It focuseson two brothers (one of whom isplayed by Dean) who ar e rivals' fortheir father's (Raymond Massey)affections,^

author wrote, VIVAZAPATA onJanuary 21.

Marlon Brando stars as theMexican revolutionary leader wholeads the peasents against thegovernment. VIVA-ZAPATA isthe work ofstop director EliaKazan, who packs the screen with

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ing Robert Duvall andAl Pacmo,it compares the lives of Mafiafamilies in New York City. Thesupporting cast is full of such bignames as Diane Keaton,Tali aShire, Lee Strasberg and RobertDeNiro. DeNiro won an Oscar forBest Supporting Actor in this filmthat was directed Francis FordCoppola who went on the directAPOCALYPSE NOW and THECOTTON CLUB. 'i

For something lighter, there'sMISTER ROBERTS (1957) starr-ing Henry Fonda on February 4.

It's the madcap, but sometimespoignant, story ofa World WarIIcargo ship whose crew wants toget into battle. The film has manyfine performances from some ofthe greatest actors of all-time.Jack Lemmon won an. Oscar asEnsign Pulver, Jimmy Cagneyand William Powell also areaboard. An . absolute four-starclassic.

The Academy Award winning•THE GRADUATE (196?) con-tinues the laughter on February11. 1 '- | ?

Dustin Hoffman, in his firstmajor role, plays a post gradua-

Back to heavy Febr uary 18 wi tCONF1 SSIONS.

This 1981 film shofine talents of Robert Robert Duvall as bropriest, the other acop.over a tough case in tdrama. v

The series rolls to athe whacked-out Jackgiving up a music caron a oil rig in FIPIECES.

Nicholson continuedrop-out role that he Hopper shaped thculture with in EASAssisting him on thisindividuality are K arenly Green Bush aAnspach. Directed by pal Bob Raphelson, itthe first classics of the

The series is sponsPhilosophy and Religment under the direcGeorge Garrelts. Eshown in the Zurn RfoDows an introductioncommentator at 7:0discussion* follows e

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I* appreciate the mention mytalk at the Dean's List dinnerreceived from Ann Johnsoninyour Fri. Nov. 14 edition, page I.

One minor point. Ann Frankwas not an illustration in my talkof Christian humanism. She isavery good, though perhaps,notfully developed, exampleof adevout humanist. She and herfather studied Latin and history inthe Annex where they hid fromthe Nazis. They prayed and led aliturgical life, as you can read inthe Diary. She spent her last daysat Bergen-Belsen ministeringtoothers. She is a magnificent exam-ple of a devout humanist, a stu-dent with a social conscience wholoves and serves God.I actuallyhad mentioned Ann in anotherconnection, namely that theDiarywas attacked by the people whobrought suit in Greeneville, Tenn.to keep their children from being

exposed to Macbeth, Grimm'sFairy Tales, and The Diary of

Ann Frank.While 1 have you on the line I

would like to clear the recordaboutit he Colloquium presentedOn Oct. 28 by Dr. Howard Zinn of

Boston University who presentedthe talk * Central America -Another Vietnam? There weresome statements madein yourcoverage of the event which, inmy estimation, need clarification.

Di Zinn first of all stated thathe distrusted big government. Biggovernment, he thought, tendedto lie and deceive its constituen-cies on certain occasions, so hewas wary of its information and

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disinformation.

Governments like this,in -cluding our own, tend to supportpuppets. Our government,heclaimed, supporteda puppet inthe form of Diem in SouthVieinam. This tendency to support in-ept and corrupt right wing dic-tatorships is in effect in Latin

America. We are now supportingi he Somositas in the form of theContras in Nicaragua. We helpedoverthrow Allende and establish aright wing totalitarian dictator

named Pinochet and we have longsupported right wing regimes inParaguay and Colombia. Somepeople say we are fighting Com-munists and Communism in LatinAmerica. Dr. Zinn thought wewere supporting such repressiveright wing dictators long beforeCommunism^ was establishedinRussia (1918). We have, as a na-tion, a long history of such sup-port, he said, in Latin Americalong before Communism cameonto the scene,*In the sense thatwe are supporting right wing dic-tatorships currently in Latin-:Americans wejdid in Vietnam,Latin America is anotherVietnam.

G e o r g e G a r r e l t sS r .

Dear Editor,1 am writing this letter to the

person who sent that letter totheeditor in your Nov. 7 edition.

Sir, Madam, or whatever:—Jt.I&J,PQj?ad youjarcjstt. uptightthat you can't enjoyyourself.

If you've never worked onacollege newspaper, you have no>idea how hard these kids work,how manyhoUrs they put in on astory, how long it takes to reachpeople to interview them, etc.Then comes the time they putthepaper to bed. This takes moretime, hard work and problemsolving. So, when I read th eHallowe'en issue, I was pleased tosee them enjoying their "jobs" somuch. The story was hystericaland very enjoyable. There wasnever -any intent to put down

anyone or anything. They weremaking light of a situation. Youseemed to pickeverything'apart.If you are so adamant about thestory, why did you readit over| and over just to count how manytime^*'devilg; or "lived'' ap -peared in it? "' ^ •£

Obviously, you were neverakid. You never went out orTrick-or-Treat. You never made fun ofa witch,goblin,monster or m ovie|star by dressing up like one. Younever came home witha bag ofgoodies and ate tillyou''couldbust. You never decorated yourhouse, or boughta pumpkin tocarve, or gave out candy atyourfront door to enjoy the little ones.I feel sorry for you. You've reallymissed a lot.[ You missed a lot in this issue,too. I think The Merclad is oneof

the best college newspapersaround. Each week they improveon thestories, feature articles andeven the sports coverage. All ofi he articles are written with intentand interest, and keep the reader'sattention. So, once in a while theprinter makes a boo boo. Thisweek he happened to put dollarsigns in a story where they didn'tbelong. You took it to be devilworship or some garbage.

I look forward to each andevery issue. 1 enjoyreading TheMerciad. If "you don't likeit ,

don't read it. And, oh, yes. I'm aparent, not a student.Sincerely, Barbara J. MinorP.S. I'm surprised youmissed

the page where the story on thevampire appeared. There was alsoan ad for Plasma-Tec, Spooky,isn't it?

Research Capabilities IncreasedAs ChemDept. Gains Equipmentby Mary Beth Manross

Students in the chemistry,biology and pre-med departmentshave three newinstruments to useto he lp them wi th the i rexperiments. ;. k

According* to the Director ofthe Chemistry Department, Dr.Paul Edwards, "Last, spring weacquired aPerkin-Elmer InfraredSpectrophotometer (PIS) whichwill be used primarily by moststudentsjwho have chemistrycourses." He goes on to explain,"Organic compounds have verydistinct fingerprin ts which help toidentify t he comp ounds and deter-mine their purity." ThePIS was

purchased with funds from theCapital Campaign and cost ap-

proximately $7,000.The Jarrell-Ash Atomic Ab-sorption Spectrophotometer(AAS) was given to the collegethis summer asa gift from theHammermill Paper Company,and would have cost the college$6,000 to purchase. Edwards ex-plains that this device is used fordetecting concentrations in smallamounts. "We have been usingAAS in ourwine analysis to deter-mine concentrations of sodium,c a l c i u m , p o t a s s i u m ,a n dmagnesium in wines,*' statesEdwards. *

On Thursday* Oct, *30 th e

\ Van an Ultra violet-Visible Spec-trophotometer.(UVS) arrivedat

the 'Hurst. Edwards states,"Compounds that are colored ab-sorb visible light at characteristicwave lengths, allowing analysis."This instrument is also used in thewine chemistry experiments. Thisinstrument-was purchased*withfunds f rom t h e C a p i t a lCampaign. M

Edward emphasizes, "State ofthe art equipment * gives ourstudents the chance to see iftheycan work in-a real*:laboratory.''He goes on to add, "The AASisused by 25. of the undergraduatestudents nationwide.It allows asto do bettei research."

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"Seniors InMotionNew Art Show Op

The Cummings Gallery, locatedin the Hammermill LibraryatMercyhurst College, is the settingfont he Mercyhurst Senior art ex-hibit "Seniors in Motion"whichwill run from Dec. 7th - 15th.

The Merc yhurst Senio rsfeatured at the exhibit are: JodiAbbey, Jane Bretschneider, MarkChepelsky, Robert G . Fabrey,Mark 4A. Gardner, Jude Grant,Peggy Hirsch , CassandraMansfield, KateiMcGrath, Lisa

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Can Ronald Reagan Say"Pm In ChargeHere"?by Brian Sheridan

Just who's in charge at the

White House has been a questioneveryone has been asking lately.President Ronald "Wanna buysome guns?'* Reagan has hishands full with a crisis thatthreatens to undermine hispopularity with the public. Whatjust started with the sale ofweapons to Iran has snowballedinto first class embarrasment forthis lame duck President.

At firsti the arms sale to thecountry that held prisoner U.S.citizens appeared to be related toi he release of prisoners inLebanon. Suddenly, a hostile na-tion that's- involved with viola-tions of human rights and a warwith its neighbor Iraq, not tomention world terrorism, wasgood enough to receive weaponsto continueits /destruction.

Then, after Reagan bumbledthrough an explanationof§ why

•the arms deal was made, furtherproblems arose. The money thatwas received in the arms deal wentto back Contra rebels inNicaragua. That would be in

u violation of the law since Con-J gress passed the Boland Amend-

ment forbiddingU.S. money to begiven to the rebels. !

Next, Reagan claimed he did' not know ofthe deal. Secretary of

State GeorgeShultz also claimedignorance as did the usually well-informed Donald * Regan. Theoperationwas designed by the Na-tional Security Council under thedirection*, of A dm iral Joh nPoindexter and carried out byLieutenant Colonel Oliver North-all within the confines of theWhite House.

Poindexter then stepped downand North was dismissed butmore dirt came out in the wash.Israel was added as a wild card inarranging the deals."Curiouserand curiou ser," said the Cheshire

cat to Alice. Northwas also accus-ed of shredding importantdocuments. Th is now was beginn-

ing to look like Watergate but noone had yet implicated thePresident.

Senate and Justice Departmentcommittees now have the complexjob of making'sense out of themuck. The damage has not beenfully undone yet. i

This affair raises questionsas tohow a multi-million dollar armssale could go through without thePresident's knowledge. If he hadknowledge, he violated the law.He cannot? break the rules ofdemocracy in this country in aself-proclaimed effort to promotedemocracy, apple pie, baseballand mom in other countries.

Who is lying? The Contraleader?said he nevei received anymoney, though he was able toupgrade his armory last month.Regan has been said to rule theWhite House staff with an ironhand. Now, a covert operationhas been run under his nosewithout his knowledge?5 Theweapons came from the DefenseDepartment's stockpiles butCasper Weinberger says he had noknowledge of the deal. What iscertain is that a major deal likethis could not be organized andexecuted by one renegade colonelin a department whose job isn'texternal covert o perations.

We don ' t need anotherWatergate. The President wouldbe best advised to clear theslate assoon as possible * and one firingand one resignation isn 't goingtodo it. His position right nowmakes him either look uninform-ed and incompetent or criminallyliable. As much as I dislike thePresident's policies, to see himhave to resign from office wouldnot be in the country's best in-terest. One embarrassing scandalfrom the nation's highestoffice,inone century, is enough.

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Th e Msrciad is trie student-edited newspaper of Mer-cyhurst College, 501 East38th Street? Erie, PA 16546.Th eMsrciad office Is located In the basement of BaldwinHall,phone 825-0376. ;

ii Why Student Government?"by Mike Kelley, MSG President

A number of days ago, atransfer student stopped by theMSG office on his way to class.He put a question tome that 1 hadbeen pondering since before Itook office. His question -"Whatdoes MSG do?" - is an importantone and should be of concern toall Mercyhurst students.-

A financial consideration,because of the activity fee, yes,but more importantly one of involvement and effectiveness.MSG is on e! of the avenues ofchange here on campus; it is your

voice to (he administration on thewhole range of topics from kegparties to changes in the schoolcalendar. This is perhaps its mostimportant task.We at Mercyhurstare very lucky in that, because ofthe size of the college among otherthings, we have an administrationresponsive to the students. Thereare many mechanisms built intothe system of governing the schoolwhich provide anopportunity tohear the opinions of students. We,as members of student govern-ment, have an obligation to pre-sent these opinions. You,j asmembers ol the student body at

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by Chris Kovski

While preparing to sit down fora peaceful Thanksgiving dinner, Inoticed that my grandparentslooked older than my parents, andray— paren t s looked--oideF- t h a nmyself.

I came to the conclusion thatthis discrepancy was the result ofpreservatives. My grandparentshad no preservatives in their diets.My parents came along just intime to catch the "preservativemovement." They had somepreservatives in their foods. Mygeneration was brought up in the"Preservative Age," a time whenthings such as palmitate,riboflavin and BHT (Blue Hopp-ing Things?) are prevalent in oursources of n utrition (Apple Jacks,Frosted Flakes and SnickersBars).

When we get older,we eat morenutritious items, such as soup,meats, pizza and even fish. Thesefoods lack the high amount of |preservatives present in the foodsof our childhood. As a result, welook older.

As I pondered this startling)

discourse, I realized I had a morevested interest than merely savingan iqnocent turkey's life when Iprotested this holiday. I want tolive a long life, and these turkeyscan't cut it. They don't have asmuch as a milligram of palmitate,or even a single BHT. Besides,this turkey was probably a greatprovider for his little ones, takingthem under his wing, so to speak.Why should we, human beings,the protectors of the planet, killthese innocent birds? Thismalevolence especially hurts con-sidering we, as Americans, areperpe t ra t ing the sense less

slaughter of millions of• thesebirds a year. Isn't it enoughthatwe allow many to hunt the poor[creatures? Do weall have to par-ticipate as willing bretheren oi acult, dining on our hapless•victims? M !

I, for'one, will not join in thisdecadent display of Machiavellian

machismo. After all, tcan't fight back, so weating them? We are acfaith, raising these anibirth tokill them, when even provide any prese•attow-Uf I crhYe a lonlife. I

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THE FAR SIDE By GARY LA

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C h r i s t m a sM u s i c S t r i k e sA D i s c h o r d a n t N[byDr . Rock

There's this great shot in"Airplane 2" where, from adistance, we see th e. unopeneddoors^ of a n elevator. As thecamera moves in, the doors openand the occupants cornel tearingout in horrific pain, hands coupl-ed over their ears.

I The reason? Muzak is blastingout of control, louder than OzzyOsbourne live at Budokan.

Now that's a nightmare. Butimagine how much worse it wouldbe*"if only Christmas Muzak wasplaying, loudly and endlessly,slowly sucking the sanity fromyour skull.^ Would that be hell? No, itwould be the Millcreek Mall,where people voluntarily submit

themselves to such agony everyday in DecembeiSome may call the Doctor

blasphemous, but he simply can'tstand Christmas Muzak anymore.It booms out everywhere andanywhere he goes. In the malls,it's "Deck the Halls." In gyms,they play hymns. In the office, it'ssomething that rhymes with of-fice. It*s enough to drive the Doc |

I to drink, except egg nog is all he !can find in December. *,&*, M

While politicians babble onabout drugs, crime, and nuclear

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arms, they ignore the real problemI facing this n ation - Christm as

Muzak . It lqbotomizes th epopulace, making it susceptible toall sorts of prime-time evils, like"The Care Bears' Christmas inJamaica" or "Christmas with theHarlem Globetrotters," or worseyet, Ronco commercials.

The Doctor has a theory thatChristmas Muzak played inmallscontains backward masking. Youthink you're listening to "Deckthe Halls," but you're actuallyhearing, "Buy a microwave." It'snot "Joy to the World" but"Fork over al l your cash,sucker."

Some think the commercializa-tion of Christmas began a longtime ago. Wrong. Shepherdsdidn't peddle "Jesus - Live inNazarethS" T-shirts outside thestable. Mary didn't write ascan-dalous autobiography entitled,

"My Extra-Celestial Affair. "I

Tourists didn't line up for blocks,

paying $5 a crack to check out themanger. $Commercialization is a by-

at home.

Some modern Christmas stuffis.okay, like Bruce Springsteen'sversion of "SantaClaus is Com-

The Intrepid"Dr. Roc k" and Billy Idol sneer at Christmas music.

product ofcapitalism.Somewherealong the line, music which waswritten to convey the spirit ofChristmas became used as justanother marketing device to get

| people in the mood for depletingtheir wallets. '\

And so, during December,Christmas music/Muzak saturateseverything, including the Doctor'spatience. Well, he's taking a standthis year. No credit card pur-chases. No big-buck bills. Herefuses to give into rampant com-mercialization, to succumb toMuzak, to yield to the capitalistforces which have corrupted theChristmas spirit.

He's cheap, in other words.Why should be continue paying inFebruary for toys his nephewsbroke in January? & i

As a Doctor of rock, this extramoney can be used to buy realmusic, not seasonal slop recordedonly to appeal to sentimentalists.Although the Doc doesn't mindthe old hymns and English folksongs in church, it's not the kind

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| ' n g to Town^or even 'iMerjyChristmas Baby" which, ironical-!ly, is the flip side of his current"W ar" single.

Bobby Helms* "Jingle BellRock*' remains fun, and theBeatles did a few throwawaysforfan club album s (never released tothe public) in the early sixties.Motown greats have recorded afew excellent Christmas tunes,'too. One of the Doc's all-timefavorites remains JethroTulPs"Christmas Song" from the"Living in the Past" album. AndPhil Spector's Christmas Album -with the Ronettes, Crystals, etc -is a must-own.

Then there's the garbage, like"Grandma Got Run Over by aReindeer," which, to this day,sends the Doctor into convul-s i o n s . T h e C h i p m u n k s '"Christmas Song" is more thanobnoxious, it's an atrocity on apar with Nazi death camps. Andif, by chance, the Doctor, whiledriving, hears the Singing Dogswoof through "Jingle Bells," a

massive chain collision wouldresult, costing hundreds of lives.That's not a threat; only a

warning. x

T h e b ig p r o b l e m w i t h"modern" Christmas music, of

I course, is that it isn't modern.Christmas is such a solemn, tradi-tional event^thar most peopleprefer listening to the same rendi-tions of their usual favorites, yearafter year. Not many artists con-sider dashing off a quick, newChristmas song to keep things]fresh*

Band Aid did it with "D o They

Know It's Christmas?" a coupleyears ago, and Wham I morallyoffended us with "The LastChr i s tmas . " Loca l ly, R ickDiBello a year ago recorded aclever l i t t le di t ty ent i t led,"Santa's Got a Brand New Bag."

Rick had the right idea. If theDoctor would compile an idealcassette of Christmas songs hewouldn't mind hearing, it mightinclude the following: *

Side 1: "I Saw Mommy FrenchKissin' Santa Claus" by DeborahHarry. "Jingle Smells" by TheCramps. "Jah Rest Ye MerryRastamen" by Black Uhuru.!"Deck Monty Hall" by TheRamones. "White Christmas" by iBoy George. "Whose Child is

This?" by Madonna. "It CameUpon the Midnight Partly Cloudywith a 30 Percent Chance' ofS n o w " by E r i e ' s ownWeathermen.

Side 2: "Have yourself a VeryLittle Christmas" by RandyNewman.. "Rudolph the Snot-Nosed Reindeer" by the SexPistols. "Frosty the Snowman"by Boy George. "Harkl^TheHarold RobbinsSing'J by Nick 3

Lowe; "We Three Kings oAre Better Than Two PNick Lowe; "A Weigh Sa manger", by C. W.

Let it Snow, Let it Snow- Snow'J by Boy George.

Now, songs like those winfinitely more tolerable during the tried-and-trutional ho-hummers that aed down our ear canalChristmas. This is the timowhen we are supposed tofeealive, but - if you ask the going through the same myear after year,only deadesenses. J 5

y But Christmas nowadamore , to do with makinthan sense. •«* ?

Dr. Rock is the music ct h e E r i e T i m e s N"Showcase," an entertasection which appears Thursday, in the morninevening editions. For ChrDr. Rock hopes to see Mand Duran Duran get mareach other, and move to IHe also$doesn't know Richards. J d ^ » —

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Norris's FirstComedyNothingTo; Smile Aboutby Brian Sheridan

Up until FIREWALKER. 1always considered any ChuckNorris movie to be a comedy ofsorts. His wooden acting style, thecliched dialogue and scenes of himsingle-handedly kung Cuing entireplatoons of men always made hisfilms winners in the "it's so bad-it's funny" sweepstakes.* H i s l a t e s - ! e p i c *i I RE WALKER, is offically billeda his first comedy but it's nolaughing matter, After its openingscene,*w he re Nor/is,and sidekickI ou Gosset! are being chasedacross a desert by banditos, youquickly disco vet that Chuck isn'tshort for "Chuckles."

Gossett and Norris play, believe

this or not. two "soldlers-of-whacky-misfortune." Not wan-t i n g a n y o n e t o confuseFIREWALKER with one, of Nor-ris's serious chop-sockey movieslike the MISSING IN ACTIONfilms, scripter Robert Gosnellmade ylorris a bad ship and a guywho can't swim. That's about as

»J'wacky" as he gets.Their adventure -rehashes the

RAIDERS OF 1 HE LOST ARK'series with a search for a Aztectemple full of gold. The title,FIREWALKER, refers to an an-cient Indian myth of a god withthe power of the sun. The connec-tion between their search for thetreasure and all of the mysticmumbo-jumho only establishesitself through some hokey scenes

Norris and co-star Louis Gosseti wonder why no one's laughing in"Itotwalkcr." , W P /••

Off The Record continuedattractions. SAC is a highly visi-ble, yet often criticized, part ofMSG. True, SAC is not perfect;however* without input from thestudent body it is not as effectiveas It could be. Any one of themembers of SAC would welcomeyour input* Many students,however, take SAC for granted,benefitting from iti work withoutrealizing it. ^ .i A good deal of the efforts ofMSG go into providing servicesfor the Mercyhurst community.Our lecture series is designed toexpose students to other view-points and new topics, MSG spon-sors $2200 of graduation ex-penses, helps in homecoming,Senior Week, Parents Weekend,the senior dinner dance andFather/Daughter Weekend. MSG

also sponsors Activities Day inMay and publishes the phonedirectories. Thecheek cashing ser-vice has 220 accounts and hascashed checks to the tune of$35,357.59 to date. jOne of the biggest drawbacksof my position is the lack offeed-back 1 receive from o therstudents. To function effectively

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we as officers must have yourideas and criticisms. Only thencan we perform the job properly.A lot has beendone and more willbe done; however, things can beimproved with your feedback.

"Off the Record*' is solely theopinion off the Mercyhurst Stu-dent Goverment and does notreflect the opinions or policies ofthis publication or its advertisers.

of Indian actor Will Sampsonpraying to the gods and the;evil,one-eyed Indian (Sonny Lan-dham) who wants to be the newFirewulker but doesn't have anyhenchmen to help him capture theAztec dagger of power Norris hasfound. Also, Melody Anderson,as (he woman who hired them,keeps having clairvoyant visionswhen the script needs to be neatlytied together.

Too bad her visions didn't warnthem to steer clear of the middlepart of i he movie and instead,;stop, and try to make sense of theplot. The trio visits Corky, a craz- jed mercenary (played by JohnRhys-Da vies of RAIDERS fame)who does nothing to advance theplot or enhance the film's enter-tainment value. It does needlesslypad out the Him and give everyonetime to go to the concession standas the dull romance between Nor- Jris and Anderson develops.

Now remember; that ChuckNorris became a star on his mar-tial arts abilities. With each pro-gressing film though, he has beenshying away from the kung-fu*tfn-tics and relying more on his charmand personality. If he had a bit of*either, it might woi k, but insteadhe resorts to heavy fire power as asubstitute. Everyone in the actionfilm genre, from Clint Eastwoodto Arnold Swarueuaggfii, has ascreen persona" except Thorns.-"Without the neck-chopping, groinkicking action he's just Mr.Bland. **' *?** In FIREWALKER, he's no dif-fereni. In fact, even the few mar-tial arts scenes used are unexcitingand poorly directed. J. LeeTomp-son,

who-directed the'thrillingc l a s s i c T H E G U N S O FNAVARONE apparently has losthis touch for not only are the ac-

Chuck Norris shoots up the sceneIn "Firewalker. «

lion sequences unimaginitivc butwhen Norris punches someone,you can see by how many incheshe misses thestumman's iaw. Theproblems must be serious whenyou can't even recommend a Nor-ris film to action fans because it'snot violent enough.

Unfortunatly the expected fineperformance by-Academy Awardwinner Lou Gossett, trapped inthe second x)anaiia^io7?, i'n Tenough to give FIREWALKERlife. The filmmakers even make

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the unwise move of having himappear to be killed for ten minuteswhich means we're stuck withNorris and Anderson making lightconversation in the jungle. While

the blonde, blue-eyed Andersoncertainlv fills the bill as far as re-quirements for damsels in distressgo, she acts like a graduate of the

Bo Derek school of actiHer reciting of lines bo

the monotone and it appneeds glasses because ievery scene, she stares beverything. Anderson ando make a perfect c ouple.of like having action lacBarbie in a movie togethe

"Dying is easy; comhard" someone once sa

TToTPfr tioiild have listenefine at making people bitein his films but being wone of his positive attribuscriptwriter would have dter by stuffing Norris intedo and placing him in aenvironment. An easy walaughs but much better tunfunny plot of FIREWAwhich gives the audience but a hot foot.

Personal i ty Prof i leKath leen sDeeby Caryn Bausch

Mercyhurst College has its owncelebrity, Kathleen Dee, whopeiformed as a stand-in in t he movieSWEET LIBERTY produced byMartin Bregman and written anddirected by, as well as starring,

Alan Alda. ~Dee, a senior education studentat Mercyhurst, tells us about howshe was selected to be in the mo vieSWEET LIBERTY. Dee's homeis located in Sag Harbor in theHamptons of Long Island, NewYork. The year of '85 she wasworking at her usual summer jobas a waitress at the Corner Bar.She noticed an ad in thenewspaper that was looking torpeople to be in the crowd scenefor the movie SWEET LIBERTYwhich was being filmed in SagHarboi. She (iJlw! <}yu an i plkit-tion which requested eye color,

height and age. A couple of weekslater, she received a call telling hershe got the job. r* •

Dee and a couple of her friendswho were also accepted for stand-in roles were to be in scenes whichhad the crowds focusing their at-tention on certain stars, such as

Alan Alda or Michael Caine. "Inever knew how much work andtime it takes to make a simplescen e/' Dee comments."Betweenthe actors and actresses forgettingtheir lines and bystanders walkingin front of the camara, they hadto do and re-do the scenes ."

She was amazed how they hadremodeled the outside of thebuildings in the town, the namesof hotels and restaurants. Theproduction included a mock bat;tie field in the wood s which wasmade outside of Sag Harbor inSouth Hampton. £

Dee noticedthVtf the production

made the town a tourist acrews blocked off wholethe town.

"I learned so much abtime consuming and partifilming business is. Evepart the director gave us structions about when wbe quiet or changing our eon certain actors at times." f

No, Dee did not bectimate friends with the 'stars; however, she didfriends with many of the tion people. She also wthe producers and the maininvolved with the produthe Corner Bar. §

•'The novelty wears of'while, because our town btourist trap." She goes on4 * However, I would lovagain because it's a Jot of

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EDUCATION MAJORS

The Foreign and DomesticTeachers Organization needs ap-plicants tofill job vacancies in allfields from Kindergarten throughCollege. There are currently oversix hundred vacancies at homeand abroad. The organizationalso had information on scholar-ships, grants, and Fellowships.The information is free and can beobtained by writingtojjThe Na-tional Teacher's Placement Agen-cy, Un iversal Teachers,- Box5231,Portland, Oregon, 97?08. Adefinite position cannot beguarantee, but a wide range ofvacancy notices for both here andabroad is provided.

ART{

A Senior Group Art Show willbe held December 7th from 3-5p.m. in the Cummings Gallery.All are invited to attend.

CHECK CASHING

The last day foi check cashingthis term is Friday, Dec. 5 froml:3p-3:30 in 209 Main. Th ere willbe no hours during finals week!

RAFFLE

Phi Eta Sigma (National Hono rSociety) is holding their raffledrawing for Cystic Fibrosis onFriday, Dec. 5th at 7p.m. duringtheir Christmas Party.

JDANCE

The Mercy hurst College DanceD e p a r t m e n t w i l l p r e s e n tHANSEL AND GRETEL Dec. 6and 7 at 2:30 p.m. in the ZurnRecital Hall. All students andfaculty are invited to attend.

FINALS BREAK

Campus Ministry will beholding a finals popcorn breakMon., Dec. 8 from 7-9 p.m. All

students are invited.

FOOD FOR FINAL S! *Students are invited to stop by

the Student Union on Tuesday for

Food for Finals at 9 p.m.

MOVIE "It's a WonderfulMe" will be shown at 7 p.m. in

the Student Union on Sun., Dec.7. Refreshments will follow themovie. &-. j £

SHUTTLES Millcreekm MallShuttles will be provided on Sat.,Dec. 6. Watch for times to beannounced.

THE rAR SIDE By GARY LARSON

^CHRISTMAS PARTY Cam-pus Ministry will be sponsoring aChristmas Party today, Fri., from3-5 p .m. All are invited.

• MUSIC The Erie Chamber Or-chestra will be presenting their an-nual Christmas Concert on Dec. 5at 7:30 p.m. at the First M ethodistChurch at 707 Sassafras.

Editor'sNote

•Whoa! Watch where that fhiiwe'll probably need

The M erciad editors would liketo remind students that thiswill bethe first, last and only issue ofDecember. Next week is finalsweek, and since we won't be hereon Friday, it seemed ratherpointless to put out a paperbecause then we would have tomail it to all of you and thatwould get expensive. -f '

Look for a new^ Merciad thefirst week in January at a newss-tand near you.

As for a Christmas gift from us,look to your left and read the ex-tra "Far Side" we have included.

We wish everyone good luckwith their finals next week andhope everyone has a wonderfulXmas. We also think it's about|time someone started putting theX back in Christmas.

See you next year, whichsounds like a long time but it real-ly isn't long enough. Rememberto start writing 1987 on yourchecks for it won 'tbe 1986 thoughwe just g ot hang of that year.Ciao,and thank you for your con-tinued support*

The Upsilon Chapter of AlphaPhi Sigma, the National CriminalJustice Honor Society, inductedthirteen new members from theMercyhust Criminal Justice majoron Nov. 16, 1986. The accoladerecognized the students' highacademic achievement andtheiileadership potential. Inductedwere:

Sheila Bond, Pittsburg; ChrisDance, Erie; Patty Duffy,Smethport, PA; Nanci Emmi,Solvay, NY; Mary Knight, W ater-ford. PA.

Patti Lamm, HamErin Loringer, Erie; Lchetti; Lower Burrell, Novakowski, Fairview

L Jon Peters, Erie; Liski, Erie and VicAllegany, NY.

Pictured in the phototo right, are K. GoodeM(Vice President), P. IamRep), S. Novakowski(Secretary), L. Serwinsfy, V. Yaw, M. Matherd e n t )

Turning The TableOn OldSanta Clauby Jill Chiccarinio

Dear Santa,

These are the 1980s and myeditors told me that your're notthe Winging, up-to-date moverand shaker that you should beintoday's high-tech,^upwardlymobile society. So I decided thatthis Christmas is going to be yourChristmas. Sure everybody lovesthe way you are, I mean whowouldn't love someone who br-ings gifts every year?

We just thought that after somany years of looking somewhatthe same, a few gifts would doyou somegood. Rememberwe areonly trying to help you outthisseason. <

Christopher* wants to,replaceyour sleigh bells with an Alpinestereo system that jams toBruceSpringsteen's' "San ta Claus isComing to 'Town," your themesong. Everybody in the public eyeneeds a theme song nowadays.

Natalie thinks you should havea home Nautilus system to firm upthat sagging waistline. Afterall,* jyou do have some extra time toyourself after the gift givingseason. (j

Scott wants you to get around alittle ifaster so a new Porscheshould do the trick.It will have tohave bright red headlights- just soyou don't| feel uncomfortablewithout Rudolph. \

Tony wants to give you a pairof tinted contact lenses to replace

those old-fashioned hyou wear to read the lists.

Kim wants you toNorelco rechargable clean shaven Santa wyears younger. .'

Tina is going to build factory so-your elves camore toys faster aefficiently.

i Nicole thinks a piewould be good for yourage. But on the North Pwrong and left right or

Laurie wants you tored felt otton blend pantsending a pair ofLevis 50to fit, black denim jean

Anthony thinks youwarmer jacket.*An Eddgooset down should kwarm on your night fli

Kimberly is sending yoputer, just so you doanyone in your old age

Pete is giving youa4

keep you and the Mrs.on those cold winter nmovies we're sending clude-WHITE CHRIIT'S A WONDERFUL SANTA CLAUS COTHE MARTIANS,j $

Well Santa} we hope yyour gifts. Please don 't o f us . • . - : • ¥

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'Hurst Opens Season With Four Winsby Jenn i fe r Conmy

9; The Mercyhurs t men ' s baske t -ball team g o t o f f t o a t r e m e n d o u sstart despite beinghampered byinjuries. The Lakers are 4-0 on theseason comingoff impressivewinsover Mercy (88-87) and Geneva(88-79) this past week.

In Monday's action againstGeneva, Freshman Phalon Bassled the Lakers with 27 points. TheLakers held the lead throughmuch of the game with its biggestlead being 13 points with 11:30|left to play. The 'Hurst watchedthe lead dwindle as Geneva cameback scoring 13 points to tie thegame with 7:55 remaining. TheLakers grabbed thelead for good

at 71-69. The 'Hurst went on toscore 11 of their last 17 pointsfrom the foul line. .fc

Vinnie DiMeila turned in 14points in the Lakers' defeat ofGeneva while Tim Winbush con-tributed a career high 12 points.Bass also led the 'H urst in; re-bounds, turning in 11 total - fiveoffensive and six defensive.Sophomore Chris Mindach addednine rebounds for the Lakers. TheLakers had a54. shooting averagefrom the field while the Golden)Tornadoes could only muster39 ..

In earlier action, Winbush sanka dramatic 17ft jumper, with twoseconds remaining to lead the

Lakers over Mercy 88-87. Thefinal three minutesof play turnedinto a lead change battle as bothMercyhurstand Mercy exchangedbaskets. Mercy led 81-80 with

three point line. Sophomore ChrisMindach followed with 16 pointsand 10 rebounds. Bass and VinnieDiMeila each contributed 15points.

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Ithree minutes left; but by the timethe Lakers were on top at 86-83there Were only 55 seconds fe-lmaining. Mercy once again gainedthe lead at the 16 second markbefore Winbush brought the gamehome. % '* *jd- Freshman Ronen Ginzburg ledthe Lakers with 25 points, in-cluding three from beyond the

Lady Lakers Lose; .Show Improved Play

Th e Lakers* win over MercyI came without the help of two keystarters: Senior1 HUM LW wfft beout four to six weeks with a| broken bone in his right footwhile Earl Moncrieffe sat out thegame with thigh bruises on bothlegs. Ginzburg played with a pull-ed groin muscle and DiVellaplayed despitea 101 degree fever.

The Lakers will travel toEdin-Jboro where they will take on theFighting Scots on Mon , Dec. 8.

by J. Conmy

The Mercyhurst Lakers finishedtheir season with a 21-14loss to9-0 Salisbury State. The lossleftthe 'Hurst with a 6-4 season mark.

Th e Lakers played an evengame until Salisbury score a touchdown with 12 seconds rem ainingin the first quarter. The scorewould remain 7-0 until early in thethird quarter when quarterbackBrian Rostek ran the ball in from10 yards out. The PAT wasmiss-ed due to a bad snap and the'Hurst was down by one. |

efc» Sat i sbury* iam*4again with 6:10left in the thirdquarter. The Sea Gulls scored

once more before thquarter was completLakers would have the fof the game when Bill Ptook the ball in from theline. Rostek's pass to Scing was complete, brin'Hurst to within seven.

The Lakers chances otying the game ended whcipe fumbled the ball Salisbury 18 yard line.

The Lakers gained 3compared to 310 for SRostek completed11 of 32with one interception

prheMjjIHurst gainyards on the groundcomi44 carries. ^ -"WffiPr

ANNOUNCEMENT:?Subway Sandwich and Salad Shop, 210 WaterforSt., Edinboro will be giving one free ticket to

Edinboro-Mercyhurst game December 8 with thep* chase of one sandwich., *

Th e Lady Lakers openedtheir86-87 season with 69-49 loss toEdinboro; they followed with adisappointing 72-69 loss toWashington & Jefferson.

In the Lakers1 game againstWashington & Jefferson, the* Hurst was in foul troublethroughout m ost of the game withfour starters fouling out early inthe game. In the first half alonethe Lakers sent Washington &Jefferson to the line 21 times,

compared to four times for the€Hurst. l'-:\' j&In the final 12 seconds of play,

t he Lady Lakers brought the gameto a one point differential beforeWashington & Jefferson missedbeing called on a five second in-bound pass violation; they wenton to score for the finalscore of72-69. Freshman Lisa Maxsonwas the top scorer for the* Hurst,turning in 18 points and 10 re-bounds. Tina Palm followed with15 points and 22 rebounds.

Coach Luke Ruppel stated he"was very pleased with the girls'play and felt very encouraged."

In their earlier game againstEdinboro the Lakers found

themselvesdown by 17 at the half.The * Hurst came back to play aneven second half with the Scotsedging them 32-28. Maxson wasonce again the leading scorer with13 points and six rebounds. JulieMurphy turned in 11 baskets andled in rebounds with 12. v

Ruppel commented that theteam shot much better in the se-cond half. He felt the team mayhave had the first gamefitters.

The Lady Lakerswill play their

first home game ontomorrowat 2p.m. when they host Carnegie-Mellon.

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