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    DEC. 12 No. 13

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    The Office of AcademicAffairs (OAA) is spearheading a

    new program to make sure thatthe freshman class of 2011 has allthe resources crucial to academic

    success at its fingertips.

    Incoming freshmen oftenhave a hard time adjusting to the

    college lifestyle socially, academi-cally and even athletically.

    In order to address the

    problem of retention withinfreshmen classes, OAA hasenlisted the help of academic

    support graduate assistantBethany Krowsoski.

    Learning Styles Coordina-

    tor Linda Linville worked withOAA and Krowsoski to create aprogram that would cover all the

    bases that Fresh Start or a Resi-dent Assistant may miss. She canalso be an outlet for freshmen

    when they feel uncomfortabletalking to their RAs.

    Its really important that stu-

    dents separate me from their RA.I dont have any hand in the dis-

    cipline and I dont write studentsup. I want anyone and everyoneto be able to come to me withtheir questions, no matter how

    big or small, Linville said. The program also makes

    Krowsoski available to freshmen

    almost any time of day. She canbe contacted through her e-mailat [email protected] or

    through an instant message; herscreen name is mckrow918.

    Additionally Krowsoski rotates

    to a different freshmen residencehall Sunday through Wednesday.Sunday nights from 8 p.m. to 10

    p.m. she is in Baldwin Hall andMonday nights from 10 p.m.to 11 p.m. she is in Egan Hall.

    Tuesday nights she is in McAuleyHall from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. and

    on Tuesday nights she is availablein the 200 Suites from 7:30 p.m.

    to 10:30 p.m.Krowsoskis main goal is to be

    a helping hand.

    Her job is to makes sure that while freshmen adjust to theirnew lifestyles they also keep up

    with their school work as theybalance the social and athleticaspects of college.

    She will answer questions

    about registration, classes, pro-fessors, majors, clubs, inter-

    net access and anything aboutMercyhurst for which she canprovide help.

    As a Mercyhurst alumnaKrowsoski knows a lot about thecampus. However in the event

    she cannot answer a questionshe can always direct students tosomeone who can.

    Just being a student here forfour years has really been the big-gest help as far as job experience

    goes, she said. While the program is still

    new, after fall term Krowsoski

    began to see more studentseach night.

    All the students that didnt

    quite live up to their academicpotential in the fall are placed on

    Academic Probation so when wegot back from break I becamea lot more busy with studentswho really wanted my help,

    she said.Students on Academic Pro-

    bation are at the highest risk

    for dropping out, failing out ortransferring to another school,she explained, and the program

    aims to address these problems

    of retention.Krowsoski said that in most

    cases it is the time managementskills that the students seemto lack.

    Dorm life can be hectic andsometimes students get caughtup in all the fun and forget about

    the work, she said.Krowsoski is available to

    help focus students and can

    assist them in creating a plan

    that makes sure their time isspent wisely.

    The freshmen are not theonly students who will receiveKrowsoskis help. As the pro-gram develops her services are

    being extended to the sportsteams as well.

    Mercyhurst student athletes

    have demanding schedules andmay need a little extra helpmanaging their time. Krowsoski

    will work with the teams duringtheir study halls to make surethey are making the best use of

    their time.I have been asked to help out

    at the football study tables to give

    the players some direction if theyneed it, she said.

    I f t h e p r og r a m g r ow s

    l ike expected , Krowsoskicould become very busy helping

    students.I would love to have other

    people in on it. It would be goodfor the program and good for

    me so I could bounce ideas offsomeone. I cant be everywhereat once and I only get to see eachof the freshmen residence halls

    once a week, she said.Freshmen seem to be catch-

    ing on to Krowsoski and

    the program.I have seen her before. She

    actually came and talked to us

    during one of our floor meetings.She seemed like someone I couldgo to if I was really stuck on

    something or needed some help,said freshman Josh Downing.

    I know about Bethany. Now

    do I go to her for help? No, saidfreshman Adam Yeany. I thinkshe could be very helpful if I

    would just ask her for her help,but I have not found the need to

    do that yet.S o m e f r e s h m e n a r e

    still unsure.I think shes good to have

    around but I didnt know she was here, explained freshmanJenny Breitenbach.

    Krowsoski wants students to

    know what resources they have attheir fingertips when they cometo her but more importantly that

    she is really there for them.One of the most important

    things I want students to know

    is that no one should be embar-rassed or afraid to come to mefor help because even if youre

    just homesick or having a hardtime adjusting, youre not aloneand I have been there too. I

    can help.Freshman Alana Ortega finds

    relief in Krowsoski.

    Its good to know shes there.Its a comfort to know there is

    someone we can go to if we needto, she said.

    By Amanda ValauriNews editor

    NEWSPAGE 2 Dec. 12, 2007

    Academic support graduate assistant Bethany Krowsoski works to answer any question

    freshman students could have from registration to life in Erie.

    Scoot Williams photo

    No freshman left behind

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    PAGE 3NEWSDec. 12, 2007

    Time is flying by and students

    may not notice when May gradu-

    ation comes along.

    With graduat ion comes

    ceremonies, parties and, of

    course, senior gifts.

    The senior gifts are annual

    donations from the seniors to thecollege to leave a legacy.

    Senior Martin Wallenhorst

    is the chair of the Senior Gift

    Steering Committee in charge

    of choosing, promoting and

    organizing the senior gift and

    senior activities.

    Wallenhorst and six other

    members are in charge of the

    entire project.

    The committee narrowed its

    choices down to two gifts: a fire

    pit and a multi-seasonal 24-hour

    study room.

    Wallenhorst said the fire pit

    would serve as a sitting area or

    as an outside classroom.

    He said it would be a great

    place for pep rallies, games or

    just a nice place for anyone

    who wants to hang out arounda fire.

    The committee considered

    three locations for the pit. The

    first is in the apple orchard, the

    second is Munson plaza and the

    third is near Alumni Park.

    Wallenhorst said the fire pit

    would cost an estimated $15,000

    to $19,000.

    The multi-seasonal 24-hour

    study room would be attached

    to the library and it would cost

    around $35,000.

    We would like to make it open

    to students for 24 hours but we

    dont know if it would be pos-

    sible, said Wallenhorst.

    Narvan Shorish personally

    prefers the fire pit.

    Ill donate as much as I can,

    she said.S e n i o r C h r i s W a h e i b i

    disagrees with Shorish saying,

    I think the lounge room

    sounds better.

    The committee presented the

    two gift ideas to Mercyhurst

    College President Dr. Thomas

    Gamble, and currently awaits a

    final decision.

    In the meantime, the com-

    mittee is in the process of

    choosing a separate school

    committee chairs to assist

    in fundraising.

    These committee members

    are responsible for fundraising

    within their individual academic

    schools, said Wallenhorst.

    Each school finds its own

    way of raising as much money

    as possible, but all the infor-mation is ultimately fed back

    to the steering committee

    to ensure the process is

    running smoothly.

    The fundraisers, said Wallen-

    horst, involve t-shirt sales and

    donation collections, which will

    begin in January.

    Wallenhorst said the commit-

    tee is also looking into the idea

    of allowing for online donations

    by creating a Web site.

    He also said most of the gift

    funding comes from the senior

    class itself.

    Seniors housing deposits,

    which are refunded to every

    student after the completion of

    their senior year, are usually the

    biggest donations.

    Sometimes though, the do-nations alone are not enough,

    in which case the school will

    chip in.

    For example, last years mul-

    tipurpose court cost around

    $50,000 and the senior class

    raised roughly $17,000, so

    the college paid for the rest,

    Wallenhorst said.

    By Javiera CubillosContributing writer

    Senior class gift is in the works

    Womens vote is louder than mens

    The presidential elections

    have become the topic of

    conversation all across the

    country. But who is talkingthe loudest?

    According to The Center for

    American Women and Politics

    (CAWP) Web site, women have

    surpassed men when it comes

    to voting.

    Although women were grant-

    ed the right to vote in 1920, men

    would still outvote women for

    years to come.

    This trend has been slowly

    changing as voting becomes

    more significant to women.

    Senior Sarah Gerrard said she

    feels strongly about the voting.

    Women had to fight for their

    right to vote therefore they might

    feel that it is more important to

    vote, said Gerrard.

    While this may or may not

    be true, the dynamic of society

    has been shifting away from the

    typical nuclear family unit and,

    as a result, women are more in-

    dependent and more empowered

    than ever before.

    Now the election of govern-

    ment officials affects women just

    as much as it does men.

    In earlier decades, it was notimperative that women take part

    in elections or become govern-

    ment officials because they could

    rely on their male counterparts to

    make those decisions.

    With the divorce rate on the

    rise there are more single women

    and single mothers in the United

    States and they are turning out on

    Election Day.

    The numbers are in the mil-

    lions. According to CAWP in

    2000, 7.8 million more women

    voted than men and that number

    increased to 8.8 million in 2004.

    Junior Randy Tucker was sur-

    prised to find that women were

    outvoting men.

    Its kind of shocking that that

    many more women vote than

    men, he said.

    Gerrard , however , was

    not stunned.

    I do not find it surprising

    that women vote more than

    men because women have a lot

    invested in government polices

    for example education for their

    children, minimum wage, etc.,

    said Gerrard.CAWP has been observ-

    ing womens attitudes on

    public policy.

    Their findings show women

    are: more likely to favor a more

    activist role for government,

    more often opposed to military

    intervention in other countries,

    more supportive of programs

    to guarantee quality health care

    and meet basic needs, more sup-

    portive of restrictions on firearms

    and more supportive of affirma-

    tive action and efforts to achieve

    racial equality.

    The impact women have on

    the vote has resulted in the cre-

    ation of their own demographic.

    According to CAWP, women

    outvoted men in every racial and

    ethnic group in 2004.

    Another reason women vote

    more than men is because more

    women are registered to vote

    than men.

    This fact rings true as 54 per-

    cent of the people who voted in

    the 2004 election were women,

    according to CAWP.

    I think this shows more con-cern on the part of women as to

    whats going on in our country,

    said senior Joe Maurici. The

    real issue isnt whos more likely

    to vote its why dont people vote

    seeing as presidential elections get

    less than half of the population

    turning out to vote.

    With Senator Hilary Clinton

    running for president in 2008,

    the role of the women vote

    could change.

    I feel that voting for men is

    a lot easier because there have

    only been male candidates. Now

    I feel that women will vote more

    because there is a woman candi-

    date in the running, said junior

    Steven Faber about the coming

    presidential election.

    Senior Stephanie Prohaska

    agrees with Faber.

    I think a woman running will

    affect the election because its go-

    ing to make a lot of women who

    havent voted in the past want to,

    said Prohaska. I also think there

    are a lot of uneducated people

    out there that will vote for her just

    because she is a woman.Senior Stephanie Wilkens sees

    it differently.

    I think its great that women

    vote more because we had to

    earn the right and we got an

    amendment out of it and we are

    taking advantage of it but, I dont

    really think its going to affect

    the election with a woman

    running though.

    Tucker is curious as to how

    the events of the election will

    pan out.

    I think it will be interesting

    to see if more guys vote because

    they dont want to see a woman

    president, he said.

    Voting is the most important

    part a democracy. It is clear

    that womens voices are be-

    ing heard when it comes to

    Election Day.

    By Amanda ValauriNews editor

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    PAGE 4 NEWS

    It will take a lot to fill Sr. Geri

    Rosinskis shoes but Greg Baker,

    Mercyhurst Colleges new direc-

    tor of campus ministry, said

    he is ready to lead under a new

    spiritual wing.

    It did not really hit me until

    I saw the students, said Baker.They were extremely gracious

    and I consider it a real privilege

    to follow Sr. Geris footsteps.

    Mercyhurst College Chaplin

    Father Jim Piszker says Baker was

    chosen because of his intense

    background.

    An Erie native, Baker com-

    pleted his undergraduate at

    Gannon University in liberal

    studies. He then went on to grad-

    uate school at St. Bonaventure

    where he majored in theology.

    Baker has done extensive

    volunteer work for the Jesuit

    Volunteer Core, Camp Notre

    Dame in Fairview, Pa. and for a

    parish youth ministry. His most

    recent position was Director of

    Youth and Young Adult for theCatholic Diocese of Erie.

    He will bring a wealth of

    experience to the position and we

    look forward to have him here,

    said Piszker.

    Baker always dreamt of having

    a career in campus ministry.

    I like the idea of doing min-

    istry in a college atmosphere,

    he said. Students and I can talk

    about the tough issues, debate

    respectfully and deepen faith and

    spirituality growth.

    Baker said Mercyhurst College

    was a great fit for him and he

    appreciates what students do for

    each other and for him.

    My first image of this place

    was a home. Now it is a home

    that is slowly becoming mine.Baker does not only appreci-

    ate what the students have done

    for him so far, but his family

    as well.

    Baker is married to his wife of

    five years, Jennifer and has a one

    year old son, Eli.

    Jen has been extremely sup-

    portive throughout this whole

    process, he said.

    Baker said he remembers driv-

    ing home at the end of the first

    week, being overwhelmed and

    excited at the same time.

    I am very grateful to know

    I can work, go home and eat

    dinner with my family and read

    a book to my son at night before

    he goes to bed, he added.

    When students vis it thecampus ministry Baker says his

    door is always open.

    No task is more important

    than a student who wants me to

    listen, he said.

    Sophomore Patrick Campbell

    said Baker will fulfill the role of

    campus minister and make sure

    everyone is on the same page.

    The stronger the campus

    ministry, the more we can have

    a positive influence on the col-

    lege, Campbell said.

    Junior Heather Schwager

    agreed.

    He is very excited to work

    with everyone and improve stu-

    dent relationships, Schwager

    said.

    Baker said the amount ofstudent leadership at Mercyhurst

    College is really impressive and

    they take full ownership of what

    they do.

    He said he wanted to have a

    career where he could have direct

    contact with students and share

    core values and he found it.

    By Amy ZielinskiNews editor

    Campus ministry gets new direction

    Education departmentreceives honors award

    Recently the MercyhurstCollege chapter of Kappa

    Delta Pi was honored with

    an award.

    This international educa-

    tion honor society represented

    i t s d e p a r t m e n t i n t h e

    biannual convocation in Louis-

    ville, Ky.

    Mercyhurst students came

    home with more than just new

    education tools.Seniors Ashley Gabriel, Jillian

    Perfetti and graduate student Amy

    Todd returned to Mercyhurst

    with the award for Professional

    Development.

    Me r c y h u r s t s t o o d o u t

    among the 286 chapters rep-

    resented at the convocation and

    received the award.

    Mercyhurst students got

    to take part in the Teaching

    and Learning Expo, where

    they provided workshops

    on educational issues for

    fellow education students and

    professionals. The sponsorship of the

    Colloquium of Educational

    Research and Teaching gave

    students the opportunity to

    present research conducted

    throughout their student teach-

    ing experience.

    Gabriel explained the applica-

    tion for the award.

    We hosted a teaching and

    learning expo of workshopsfor pre-service and professional

    teachers where participants

    could choose their workshops,

    she said.

    There was also a panel of

    KDP Alumni who were teaching

    in the area that presented to the

    students about their experiences

    in the classroom during their

    first year.

    Perfetti said they attended

    the conference to receive the

    award and to gather infor-

    mation on how to improve

    the Mercyhurst education

    program and the KDP honorssociety chapter.

    KDP focuses on professional

    development as well as service

    learning and giving back to

    the community.

    Senior Rachel Phillips said it

    is great to see Mercyhurst rep-

    resented positively among so

    many other schools across the

    nation

    This award was not only thefirst time KDP presented this

    honor to any of its chapters but

    it was also the first time Mer-

    cyhursts education department

    received such an award.

    The Mercyhurst chapter of

    KDP was inaugurated in Septem-

    ber 2005. Although it is young,

    this award is only a taste of what

    is to come for the promising

    honor society.

    By Angela PhillipsContributing writer

    Dec. 12, 2007

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    PAGE 5Dec. 12, 2007 NEWS

    Mercyhurst College Applied

    Forensic Science professor Dr.

    Stephen Ousley proves the dead

    do tell tales.

    Ousley, along with Dr. Richard

    Jantz from the University of Ten-

    nessee, developed a program usedby almost every forensic anthro-

    pologist around the country and

    many throughout the world.

    The program, FORDISC, de-

    signed by Ousley and Jantz, is used

    to help identify decomposed bod-

    ies or skeletal remains. FORDISC

    has helped countless forensic

    anthropologists solve murder and

    missing people cases.

    So many people go missingevery year, said Ousley. The

    program answers the question

    Who is this? or What type of

    person is this?

    FORDISC, now in its third ver-

    sion, was first originally launched

    in 1993.

    It was Dr. Jantzs idea, said

    Ousley. There was definitely a

    need for something like this at

    the time we started designing theprogram.

    Ousley said FORDISC is an

    interactive computer program

    used to distinguish the race and

    sex of an unidentifiable body us-

    ing measurements of bones.

    The program has been used in

    solving forensic cases, identify-

    ing the remains of victims of

    Hurricane Katrina, the Vietnam

    War and World War II, accordingto Ousley.

    Ous ley never imagined

    FORDISC would be used in so

    many different ways.

    Forensic cases are what the

    program was originally envisioned

    for, said Ousley. But its use has

    gone far beyond that now.

    Ousley used the program at

    the Smithsonian Institute where

    he worked for 10 years. The

    program helped him identify and

    return the bones of Native Amer-

    icans that had been in museums to

    their rightful descendents.

    FORDISC also acts as a teach-

    ing tool at Mercyhurst as well as

    other colleges.

    This program shows how

    statistics can be used to help

    identify people, said Ousley.

    The program applies all the stuffwe already know about human

    variation to a particular forensic

    situation.

    Ousely, who specializes in the

    statistical methods of looking at

    human variations, explained that a

    program like FORDISC makes it

    easier for forensic investigators to

    determine specific characteristics

    of a person.

    Often bodies are found bur-ied, decomposed and impossible

    to identify visually, explained

    Ousely. This program helps

    anthropologists narrow down

    the possibilities of who the per-

    son is.

    Currently the program esti-

    mates sex, race and height, but

    Ousley hopes to expand the

    program to include age in the

    near future.Ousley is using his expertise in

    statistical variations of humans

    to teach his first classes at Mer-

    cyhurst.

    Ive lectured at Mercyhurst

    before, but I have never had my

    own class before, said Ousley,

    who is still adjusting to the term

    system.

    Ousley said he is glad to join

    Dr. Steve Symes, a sharp forcetrauma specialist and applied

    forensic science professor, and

    Dr. Dennis Dirkmaat, a specialist

    in forensic archeological recovery

    and head of the applied forensic

    science department.

    Symes and Dirkmaat are very

    well-known and respected in their

    field, said Ousely. I just bring

    another element to the depart-

    ment.

    By Casey GreeneManaging editor

    Mr. Forensics

    St. Marys Chapel at Mercy-

    hurst Northeast decked the halls

    for Christmas.

    Candles and Poinsettia trees

    twinkled behind the Mercy-

    hurst College Concert Choirand String Quartet as they per-

    formed their annual Christmas

    concert.

    On Tuesday, Dec. 11, the

    choir performed under the

    direction of Rebecca Ryan.

    We were thrilled with the

    attention and great love of the

    audience, Ryan said.

    They showed great devotion to

    the art.

    The Concert Choir has per-

    formed a Christmas concert at

    St. Marys Chapel for the past

    eight years.

    The audience consisted of

    North East residents and Mer-

    cyhurst North East students, as

    well as the students families.

    The choir featured a violin

    solo by Ken Johnston.Johnston is the concertmaster

    of the Erie Philharmonic and

    played Bach at the concert.

    The concert choir sang

    Domine, Ad Adjuvandum Me

    Festina by Il Padre Martni as

    well as Vivaldis Gloria.

    The Carpe Diem Chorale

    featured Carol of the Bells,

    Lux Arumque and Fum,

    fum, fum.

    Senior Melissa Heitzenrater

    worked hard to prepare for this

    concert.

    She just finished student

    teaching and faced the chal-

    lenge of only attending five

    or six rehearsals before the

    performance.

    It was a lot of hard work,

    said Heitzenrater.It was challenging but fun.

    Junior Patrick Silvis enjoyed

    the festive atmosphere.

    We have been preparing for

    the concert since mid-October,

    said Silvis.

    I liked performing in such a

    beautiful chapel.

    Of his experience working

    with Johnston, Silvis said it was

    short and sweet.

    By Merissa FrankOpinion editor

    Mercyhurst College Concert Choir and String Quartet performed their annual Christmas

    concert at St. Marys Chapel at Mercyhurst Northeast on Tuesday, Dec. 11.

    Scoot Williams photo

    Mercyhurst sings in

    the holiday season

    Professor creates database

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    NEWSPAGE 6 Dec. 12, 2007

    For many students, the winterseason in Erie is a time for

    h i b e r n a t i o n a n d r e s i s -tance to snow-related activi-ties. However if you are an

    avid fan of the white flakes,

    joining Mercyhursts snowboard-

    ing club may be your ticketto escape those winter blues.

    Snowboarding PresidentMargaux Valenti said, The snow-boarding crew came together my

    freshman year, the winter of2005-2006, when former andfirst President Pete Zawistoski

    wanted a more snowboard-centered club, Valenti said.

    We wanted more than a

    Tuesday night ride to the localresortno offense ski club.

    So all who felt the sameway banned together and made aplan for bigger and better. From

    there we facebooked, got somerails, built some boxes, decidedon a yearly trip and became

    a family.The snowboarding club travels

    to Holiday Valley every Friday inJanuary and February.

    A trip to Vermont is scheduledfor the first few days of spring

    break in February.The expenses of snowboard-

    ing club depend on how much

    someone wants to be involved.Anyone who snowboards knowsits expensive, but to us its worth

    it, Valenti said.

    Holiday Valley charges $25 foran entrance fee and $150 for an

    unlimited pass.We estimate the trip to Ver-

    mont to cost $240 per person

    for three days and three nights. We are trying to fundraiseto reduce the students cost,

    she added.We will be sponsoring a

    corn-hole tournament and

    a snowboarding waxing day

    to fundraise for a rail jam onDec. 15. We are also planning

    another rail jam for the spring,said Valenti. The club also receives ben-

    efits from the college throughsponsorship.

    We a r e sponsored by

    Rockstar Energy drinks and havea pro-form with Academy Snow-

    board and Option Snowboards,said Valenti.

    Pro-form means we are givenreally good deals on snowboard-

    ing products, she added.S ophom or e J ef f H u l t -

    gren said, I was able to get

    sponsors by sending outemails, calling companies andI knew a few people who own

    snowboard shops, so they

    were able to give me thenames of some company

    representatives.I grew up in New Eng-

    land where winter sports are

    the thing to do in the winter,so snowboarding has been a partof my life for about 15 years

    now. I dont know how Id makeit through winter without it,said Hultgren.

    I love snowboarding because

    its a chance to get back tonature when everyone else is cud-

    dled up inside with a blanket,said Valenti.

    Member Chris Duval agreed.

    I skied as a kid but gotbored with it quickly, so Itried snowboarding in sev-

    enth grade and loved i t .It was new and different.

    Unlike skis, tricks on a boardare endless, he said.

    If you want to improve yourboarding skills but spent all

    your money on Christmas giftshopping, put your worriesaside.

    There is a park on campusby the Duval apartments andparking ramp that is in the

    construction process and will

    soon be open to any and all,said Valenti.

    We have a Facebook groupthat we can be contactedthrough, she added.

    For more information emailValenti at [email protected].

    All you have to do is showyour interest, and pay youranticipated fees; its that simple,

    Valenti said.

    By Elizabeth MaierStaff writer

    Winter sports take Hurst by storm

    On a typical Saturday morning,the Carolyn Hermann StudentUnion is a desolate location

    on campus. This past Saturday morn-

    ing proved to be a different

    story, especially for the children

    of local agencies within theErie community.

    Christmas spirit was present atMercyhurst College, in the formof an annual event known as

    Christmas on Campus.

    Darcey Kemp, advisor of the

    event, said that there were morevolunteers and children overallthan in the past.

    Kemp said this years eventwas very successful, with about115 children present from nine

    local agencies, and over 300 stu-dent volunteers.

    The volunteers had many dif-

    ferent jobs, ranging from being a

    buddy with a child for the day orhelping a club construct a certain

    activity.Other volunteers dressed

    u p l i k e f a v o r i t e m o v i e

    and storybook characters to

    provide entertainment for

    the children.Sophomore and dress-up

    volunteer Ian Michalski said his

    favorite part of the event wasseeing the reactions of the kidsas they opened their gifts.

    Another volunteer, soph-omore Emily Warren, saidthat she enjoyed seeing the chil-

    dren get so excited about the

    different activities. J u n i o r J e nna G o l d e n ,

    an organizer of the event,thought that the event was ahuge success.

    Everything went over really

    well and all of the kids had a

    great time, said Golden.It was really well organized

    and the kids seemed to like their

    presents, Kemp said.Kemp always enjoys watching

    the children pair up with their

    buddies.Its like they become fast

    friends, she said.

    It is what the children look

    forward to all year, and eventhough it is about the agencies

    and the children overall, theyalso have an extreme impact onthe students.

    Sophomore Dinorah Sanchez

    agreed. She said that she loved

    the excitement from the activitiesand the big smile that the presentbrought to her buddys face.

    One thing that surprised Kempabout this years event involvedthe children.

    I was surprised that so manychildren made their own gifts forSanta during the activities. It was

    really nice to see that they were so

    excited about that, Kemp said.Golden said that even though

    there was a lot of time andenergy put into the event, seeingthem smile made everything

    worth it in the end.

    By Julie HranicaStaff writer

    Christmas on Campus a success

    Police logView the crime map online at merciad.mercyhurst.edu.

    Dangerous Weapons

    Parking Lot 20Dec. 7Closed

    Liquor Law Violation

    3829 Briggs Ave.Dec. 9College Discipline

    Controlled Substance

    McAuley HallDec. 8Pending Investigation

    Liquor Law Violation

    McAuley HallDec. 9College Discipline

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    Symes investigates murder in N.J.

    Mercyhurst College is solv-ing murder cases at leastt h e f o r e n s i c s c i e n c e

    department is.D r . S t e v e n S y m e s i s

    a professor in the forensic

    science department and a

    world-renowned forensicanthropologist.

    Symes is not only lending hisexpertise to educate Mercyhurststudents but also to help solve

    major crimes.Currently Symes is working on

    around 20 unsolved cases.

    Most recently, he is assistingin a case dealing with the murderof several college-aged victims in

    Newark, NJ. The three victims were

    k i l l ed by execut ion-s t y l e

    shootings. Symes explained thatalthough the victims were killedby gun shots, chop marks were

    also found on the bodies.For this reason, Symes ex-

    pertise in sharp force trauma

    makes him an asset to the case.I am examining several bones

    from the victims, said Symes. Ialso was able to examine a toolthat is suspected to have beenused in the murders.

    Symes explained that medi-

    cal examiners are encouragedto have board certified forensicanthropologists available to assist

    with cases.Symes is on the list of board

    certified specialists and is often

    called upon to work on cases allthroughout the country.

    His expertise along with the

    skills of Dr. Dennis Dirkmaat,

    head of the forensic sciencedepartment, make Mercyhursts

    forensic program unique.We are one of two grad

    programs in the country with

    two board certified staff mem-bers, said Symes of himself andDirkmaat.

    According to Symes, Dirkmaatspecializes in archeologicalrecovery, or the recovery of

    buried remains.While Symes works on a na-

    tional level, Dirkmaat works

    closely with the PennsylvaniaState Police Department on solv-ing more local crimes.

    Together, Symes and Dirkmaatbrought in over 100 cases to theforensic department last year.

    We average two cases a week, said Symes. Some are

    just uncovered bones that endup not being human but we geta lot of real traumas too.

    Students are often able to ob-

    serve Dirkmaat or Symes and attimes even assist on cases.

    Some evidence students are

    not permitted to view, saidSymes. Others students may

    observe and graduate studentscan even assist.

    Symes explained that studentsare often able to travel to local

    crime scenes and participate indigs and evidence recovery.

    Students get a hands-on expe-

    rience, said Symes. They arentjust stuck in a classroom.

    Evidence from past cases ofDirkmaat or Symes allows stu-dent the opportunity to examinethe materials themselves and de-

    cipher their own conclusions.It takes Symes a long time to

    work through evidence and find

    results.Im slow, he said. Ill look at

    evidence, put it away for awhileand then look again and Imalso amazed at the new thingsI find.

    By Casey GreeneManaging editor

    Applied forensic science professor, Dr. Steven Symes not only uses his expertise in sharp

    force trauma to educate Mercyhurst students, but to solve major crimes as well.

    Scoot Williams photo

    Interested in taking a CPR course?The Mercyhurst Student Government Health and Safety Committee is looking

    for students interested in taking an Adult CPR/AED class. This class offers a basicRed Cross CPR/AED certification. The four hour class will be held sometime

    in January most likely around 3 p.m. on a Monday, Wednesday or Friday and willcost 24 dollars. Please contact Chris Davis at [email protected] if you areinterested or have any questions.

    Lecture of a LifetimeHurst TV will telecast The Last Lecture by Carnegie Mellon professor Randy

    Pausch. Pauschs message after being diagnosed with terminal cancer has captivatedaudiences around the world. The first telecast is Wednesday, Dec. 19, at 7 p.m.

    -lakernet.mercyhurst.edu

    laker briefs

    SAC Presents: Midnight BreakfastHungry? Why wait? Satisfy your hunger while exploring the old fashioned diner

    setting. Come to the Student Union for a quick late night breakfast, featuring foodssuch as bagels, coffee, hot chocolate and more.

    There will also be an omelette bar. Be there, midnight at the Student Union.

    Ho! Ho! Ho!Noted artist Fran Schanz, a 1971 Mercyhurst College grad, plays Santa to his alma

    mater this year, installing his extensive collection of Santa Claus figures on the eastend of Old Mains first floor. Open for public viewing through Jan. 12.

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    Fun, trendy holiday gifts

    Sirius radio systems offer dozens of channels static-free.www.sirius.com

    Lug provides unique storage and more like this gym tote.www.lugproducts.com

    Ebooks are the new way to

    read a good novel without

    having to drag around a

    heavy book. Most can hold

    more than one book on the

    memory.

    http://wiki.mobileread.com

    Hunter wellies are the newest trend in cold and wet weather.Find tons of styles and colors online.

    www.hunterboots.com

    Be.ologys shirts for men and women spread positive mes-sages, words and thoughts.

    www.beologyonline.com

    Sticks and Stones creates customized alphabet pictures to spell names, phrases, or

    inspirational words.

    www.createsticksandstones.com

    Lugs travel tags are a bright and colorful way to make luggage more recognizable.

    www.lugtravel.com

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    Celebs control perfume marketBy Sandy WatroStaff writer

    Paris Hilton capitalizes on perfume licensing.

    http://univision.com

    Sarah Jessica Parker created an affordable fashion line.

    www.bittensjp.com

    The celebrity licensing markethas always been huge and latelyit has experienced a growth inclothing lines, footwear andlets not forget the ever-expand-ing perfume market.

    Its not like people such asBritney Spears and Sarah JessicaParker have enough money as itis. Instead, they proceed to signa contract, take a couple public-ity shots and slap their name ona cheap bottle of perfume.

    Magically, they are bestowed with another fat check bymeans of virtually no work oftheir own.

    This is no new trick though.Companies have been licens-

    ing trademarks, products,names and characters sincethe mid 1980s.

    Some Mercyhurst Collegestudents are not fooled by thecelebrity endorsements.

    My college education hasinstilled personal values andbeliefs in me not to purchase

    these products, as they relyon name or brand recogni-tion alone, said senior CesarOrdonez.The 80 billion-dollar industry

    has been profiting from thelikes of professional sportsplayers to professional clubhoppers.

    Paris Hilton not only makesher salary by appearing in

    clubs worldwide; she also hasfive perfumes and a new menscologne.

    Surprisingly, perfume is nother only genre.The heiress also currently has

    agreements with a nightclubchain, a shoe manufacturer anda hair extension company.

    However even though she

    is not scientifically mixingthe chemicals to formulate aperfect perfume, her popularfragrances have increased theaffiliated companys sales by52 percent, reports the ParluxCompany.

    I think fragrances that areendorsed by celebrities areridiculous, said senior AllisonGreep. The individuals them-

    selves often have no specializedcontrol of the products charac-teristics; therefore, a consumeris virtually purchasing the sameproduct as they would at a retailchain such as Bath and BodyWorks.

    Sarah Jessica Parker has alsomade her mark in the cash cowworld of licensing, in additionto a few other celebrities, at the

    unlikely location of discountsportswear store Steve andBarrys.

    Most recently she has startedup a line of ridiculously afford-able womens clothing, calledBitten.

    Bitten features basics with aslightly trendy twist added tothe items.All of these pieces are priced

    at $19.98 or below, whichis fairly cheap for the itemsoffered.As Parker profoundly states

    in her lines motto, Fashion isnot a luxury, its a right.

    Nonetheless there are down-sides to the low cost of thegarments.A brief inspection of the

    clothing proved them to be notonly poorly sewn, probably by a4-year-old child in Bangas, butconstructed with poor qualityfabric.The saying, You get what

    you pay for, comes to mind. Amanda Bynes and Venus

    Williams also have lines at theestablishment.

    Bynes line called dear by

    Amanda Bynes is aimed towardyounger teens and includestrendy, colorful pieces alsopriced under $19.99.Williams line is called Eleven,

    and includes sporty workoutgear as well as a small sneakersection.

    Overall licensing can be prof-itable for the consumer andwell as the licensee.

    However one must considerhow a pair of jeans can bemanufactured, shipped, taggedand displayed at retail locationsfor the extremely low price of$9.98.

    In this arrangement, someonehas to be getting hurt and onecan be sure that it is not theendorsers of these massivecampaigns.

    Harry Potters broom madehim fly and his golden snitchhad wings, but thats not stop-ping the magical game of Quid-ditch from coming to life in thereal world.

    The popular game introducedin the Harry Potter series wassuch a hit with readers, collegestudents have begun to recreatethe sport on their campuses.

    It all began with a smallgroup of Harry Potter fansfrom Middlebury College whothought that the game wascreative and fun.

    Today, several teams havebeen formed and the firstannual Intercollegiate Quid-ditch World Cup was held,strictly following all of therules laid forth from the books,including wearing capes.This interesting new sport is

    another example of the inter-national Harry Potter craze.

    There is now even a Facebookgroup called the IntercollegiateQuidditch Association, gainingmembers daily.While initially possessing a

    stigma for being a dork sport,Quidditch has surpassed ste-reotypes due to its imaginativetheme and ability to promoteexercise and physical fitness.

    Quidditchflies tocollege

    fields

    By Jen GildeaFeatures editor

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    THE LAKER

    Winter Term

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    Lunch:M-Ham and Cheese on

    CroissantT- Soft TacosW- Potato BowlTh- Turkey RubenF- Sizzle Salad

    S- Southwest Burger

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    Look for New Menu Items!Mac & Cheese Bites Black Bean Burger

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    Subconnection6 Sub $3.75 Combo $4.75

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    Look for Laker Express

    Minute Meals!

    Hours of Operation:

    Mon.-Thurs. 11:30 a.m.-8:00 p.m.

    Friday 11:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m.

    Saturday & Sunday Closed

    Charity is always worthwhile,but when children are hopingfor gifts under the familyChristmas tree, the Marines

    have their backs. The Toys for Tots programbegan 60 years ago to help giveless fortunate children a morefulfilling Christmas.

    In 2006 the U.S. MarineCorps Reserves delivered 19.2million toys to over 7.6 millionchildren.

    Marine Staff Sergeant DavidEichenlaub, coordinator of

    Toys for Tots in Erie, said thatfamilies are recommended bythe Erie County AssistanceOffice and Salvation Army.

    We coordinate our effortsto help as many people in thecommunity as we can, saidEichenlaub.

    Eichenlaub said Toys for Totshas the support of up to 200local businesses.

    Anthony Eisenman, market-ing director for Iadeluca Chi-ropractic Center is proud to bepart of the tradition. Iadelucais a local business that supportsToys for Tots.

    Its a great organization to beaffiliated with, said Eisenman.Any time we have the oppor-tunity to educate the public onchiropractic care, and help out

    in the community at the sametime, we like to do that. Along with support from

    businesses, schools, such asGeneral McLane and Har-borcreek High Schools, alsofundraise with money and toydrives.

    Last year students at BelleValley Elementary School had acoin drive and raised two thou-sand dollars, Eichenlaub said.

    Charity is also a theme thatcan be found at MercyhurstCollege.

    Outlets are offered yearround through Campus Min-istry, including Emmaus SoupKitchen, Kids Caf and Habi-tat for Humanity.

    Serving should not be sea-sonal, said campus minister Amanda Zechman. Need ispresent at Christmas, but is alsopresent in the summer during4th of July. Its important toserve year round, not just theholidays.

    Senior Abigail McDonaldhopes to empower others byserving their needs and being

    charitable. As president of Alternative

    Break, a program where stu-dents perform home repairsin poverty stricken communi-ties, McDonald helps bringthe phrase, Charity begins athome, to life.

    I have a responsibility assomeone more fortunateto help the less fortunate,

    McDonald said. I see it as aform of equality to help themreach their goals.

    Reverend Lyta Seddig agreesand points to the New Testa-ment translation of the Greek word agape, which meanslove.

    When we truly love, we cometo the understanding of whatselflessness is all about, she

    said. When we truly under-stand a person, that person willbegin to bloom.

    Charity shows itself in manyways.

    Its always nice to receive, butgiving seems to be even morerewarding.And when given with love, its

    the greatest gift of all.For more information, visit

    www.toysfortots.org.

    By Carla HartStaff writer

    Charity is a gift

    that keeps giving **The Laker will be closed Dec. 19 at 3 p.m.and open again Jan. 3 at 8 a.m.**Happy Holidays Everyone!

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    Tis the season to be jollyBy Stacey MinchinStaff writer

    Family. Christmas Trees.Presents.These are all things that you

    might think about during theholiday season. As our Christmas break

    quickly approaches, studentsbegin to make plans with theirloved ones at home and manylook forward to the numeroustraditions they have with theirfriends and families during theholidays.

    Most students plan on goinghome, wherever that may be,

    for Christmas break.Many are feeling pretty

    excited for yet another break,and others cant wait for SantaClaus to come to town.

    I am going to be home withmy family for the holidays,said senior Cole Salo. Everyyear, we have a small gatheringwith a few other families from

    the area to celebrate the NewYear. I will be having a typicalChristmas with my family, butit is always fun and a great timeof the year for me to be homewith my loved ones.

    People tend to like the Christ-mas season more than otherholidays because it makes them

    feel all warm and fuzzy inside,yet others remind us of theGrinch, when they complainabout the chaos and long linesaffiliated with buying presentsat the mall.

    Despite the Grinch-like char-acters among us and those whohate hearing Christmas songs,especially when they start play-

    ing the day after Thanksgiving,most students look forward toChristmas and another newyear to begin.

    Not only do students lookforward to spending somequality time with their lovedones as the holidays approach,families come together and thepartying begins.

    The weekend before Christ-

    mas my whole family getstogether at my aunts houseto bake all different kindsof cookies, said sophomoreKatlin Hess. Christmas Daymy family is all coming to myhouse to exchange gifts.

    Unfortunately even thoughit is the holiday season, manyof you will still find yourselves

    working away, trying to catchup after buying presents.Sophomore Kristen VanBu-

    ren says even though she willbe working a lot during hervacation, she still remains inthe Christmas spirit becauseit is such an exciting time ofthe year.

    My parents always have abig Christmas party where they

    invite all their work friends andsome family, VanBuren said.This year I get to bring overmy friends, too. Its just basi-cally a social party with a lotof food and music. We havea pretty traditional ChristmasDay with waking up in themorning to open all the pres-ents and a big dinner, which is

    always delicious.Family time is a commonthread among students holidaybreaks.

    Senior Megan Shoup saidthat Christmas is one of theonly gauranteed times that herfamily will all be together.

    No matter what, we all knowthat well be home for Christ-mas, she said.

    CAFE DIEM

    Mercyhurst Coee House

    Located:

    Main Floor Hammermill Library

    Open

    Sundays- Thursdays

    6 p.m.-12a.m.

    Monday-Friday

    8 a.m.-12 p.m.

    Closed Saturdays

    Trebek has heart attack

    LOS ANGELES - Longtime

    Jeopardy! host Alex Trebekwas hospitalized Tuesday aftera minor heart attack, a spokes-

    man for the game show said.Trebek, 67, was admitted to

    Cedars-Sinai Medical Centerlate Monday night and wasexpected to remain there about

    two days for tests and observa-tion, said show spokesman JeffRitter.

    Thankfully it was a minorheart attack, Ritter said.

    He d id not give otherdetails.A post on the official Jeop-

    ardy! Web site said Trebekwas resting comfortably in aLos Angeles hospital and hewill be back in the studio forthe next scheduled tapings inJanuary.

    His heart attack was firstreported by EntertainmentTonight.

    The Canadian-born Trebekhas hosted the syndicated show

    since 1984.He has won several daytime

    Emmy Awards for his work andhas a star on the HollywoodWalk of Fame.

    Trebek escaped a automobilecrash unhurt in 2004 whenhe fell asleep at the wheel,sideswiped a string of mail-boxes and wound up in a ditch,according to the CaliforniaHighway Patrol.

    By Robert JablonAssociated Press

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    Food FixWithMegI

    ERI

    Get to know...

    Nathan Ratkovsky

    Casserole

    Directions

    Ingredients

    Name: Nathan Ratkovsky

    Year: Junior

    Major: Elementary Education and Special EducationHometown: St. Catharines, Ontario, Canada

    Favorite thing about Mercyhurst: The girl-to-guy ratio,

    and that the people here are so open.

    Least favorite: The quiet hours assigned in the apartments.

    You should be able to play your music as loud as you want.

    Campus interests: Going out to the many activities on and

    off campus and meeting new people.

    Anything else interesting about you: I currently have a

    degree back home. I am now double majoring and hopefully

    will have three degrees when Im finished.

    Pizza Pasta opens on State

    Americans have grown tolove the classic favorites ofpizza and pasta.

    Now, Mercyhurst Collegestudents need not look furtherthan Erie for both popularchoices.A new business has moved in

    right around the corner fromMercyhurst College.

    Pizza Pasta serves up Italianspecialties with Erie tradi-tions.

    Owners Jeff Hayward and Ed

    Kuziak opened Pizza Pasta onTuesday, Dec. 4.

    Hayward brings the businessmind to the table while Kuziak

    serves up a specialty straightout of the oven.

    Prices are cheeper and wemake it taste great with betteringredients and taking pride inwhat we do, said Kuziak, whohas been in the food industry

    business for seven years.Located at 3018 State Street,Pizza Pasta serves the obviouscombination of pizza and pastaalong with items including sal-ads, wraps, paninis, subs andcalzones like their Philly steakcalzone priced at $8.99.

    Currently the best deal on themenu is a one large, one-top-ping pizza, 20 wings and a two

    liter of pop for $17.99.Other options on the menu

    include Smiths hot dogs andpepperoni balls that are re-

    gional favorites.Fries, mozzarella sticks and

    poppers are also on the menuas appetizers and can be pairedwith a burger or wrap.

    Breaking away from tradi-tional hours of other pizzerias

    in the area, Pizza Pasta be-gins serving Monday through Thursday at 11 a.m. through2 a.m.

    On Friday and Saturday theeatery opens at 11 a.m. as well,but stays up and running until4 a.m. for those late night eat-ers.

    On Sunday the hours are 11a.m. to 12 a.m.

    Stop on by Pizza Pasta to pickup a menu or give them a call at455-4525 and make it your nextI Heart Erie destination.

    By Shelley TurkStaff writer

    Pizza Pasta serves up classic American favorites.Contributing photo

    4 skinless, boneless chicken breast1 pound broccoli, cooked1 can cream of mushroom soup1 tablespoon mayonnaise1 cup shredded cheddar cheese

    1 cup dry stuffing mix

    1.) Preheat the oven to 325 degrees.2.) Cook the chicken in a pan on the stove

    and season it with salt and pepper. Make surethat it is cooked all the way through and that

    there is no pink on the inside.3.) Cook the broccoli until tender.4.) In a small bowl mix the soup and the

    mayonnaise together.5.) Layer the chicken, broccoli, soup and

    cheese in a baking dish.6.) Sprinkle the dry stuffing mix over the

    top and bake for 25 minutes.

    Casseroles are a really greatway to feed a few people beforebreaking out all of the sweetslike cookies and pies. With the break coming up,

    making a casserole would be atasty way to clean out the fridgeand have meals for a few days.This recipe contains broccoli

    and chicken but it could easilybe made with any vegetableand meat.

    If you have a bag of mixedvegetables, or if you just have

    several kinds that you wouldlike to get rid of, just throwthem together to make thisrecipe your own. This casserole is very well

    balanced and will provide youwith plenty of energy, while stillbeing extremely easy to make.

    Luckily, there are almost al-ways leftovers that are going tobe just as tasty the next day andmake for a quick meal.

    -Meghan Dolney

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    White Noise, won the

    National Book Award in 1985

    and cemented Don DeLillos

    reputation as one of the preemi-

    nent postmodern writers of the

    last half of the 20th Century.

    The narrator and protago-

    nist of White Noise is Jack

    Gladney, a professor at College-

    on-the-Hill in Blacksmith, an

    uneventful small town. Glad-

    ney is regarded internationally,

    having creating the worlds first

    Hitler Studies program.

    Behind his reputation, how-

    ever, lingers self doubt.

    There is a Hitler conference

    to be held in the spring; this

    presents a problem because

    Gladney, in a strange scholarlyirony, doesnt know German. He

    hides himself behind dark classes

    on campus so that no one can see

    his fear and self-loathing.

    He is on his fifth marriage to

    a pleasant and plump woman

    named Babette, and they spend

    most of their time debating

    which of them will die first. Four

    of their combined seven children

    live in their house, none with afull sibling.

    One of the most interesting

    characters in the book is Jay

    Murray Siskind, a sportswriter-

    turned-lecturer in the American

    Environments Department. He

    is what we might refer to as the

    Pop Culture Department.

    He teaches courses on car

    crashes and other seeming

    minute topics and wants to dofor Elvis what Gladney has done

    for Hitler.

    He is fascinated with the

    waves and radiation projected

    outward at society, television

    commercials, radio jingles and

    especially product information at

    the supermarket, which he deems

    a sacred place.

    He makes most of the obser-

    vations on the state of society

    in the book; Gladney is too self-

    absorbed for such a role.

    White Noise is divided into

    three parts. The first 100 pages

    are dedicated mostly to explica-

    tion and developing characters.

    The second part is a transition

    that leads us to one of the storys

    two major conflicts. Heinrich,

    sitting on top of the roof one

    day, spots an amorphous black

    cloud at the site of a tanker

    wreck.A cloud of the chemical Nyo-

    dene D., which is reported to

    cause symptoms ranging from

    hand clamminess to dj vu to

    tumors and paralysis, starts drift-

    ing toward town. The family is

    forced to evacuate, but on the

    way Jack has to get out and refill

    the car, exposing himself to the

    airborne toxic event for two-and-

    a-half minutes. The third part of White

    Noise is a turn inward. Jack

    becomes more and more

    obsessed with his own mortality,

    constantly getting checkups with

    his doctor and discovering that

    trace amounts of the pathogen

    are in his body.

    Likewise, Babette too has been

    consumed with the fear of death,

    so much so that she has secretlysigned up to be the single experi-

    mental victim of a psychological

    drug called Dylar. To receive the

    medication, she agreed to sleep

    with the project manager twice a

    week in a seedy motel.

    Jack, with the help of Murray,

    begins to realize their neurosis

    and, without spoiling the ending,

    tries to do what he can to solve

    the problem. Implicit in the

    obsession with dying is DeLillos

    assertion: rampant consumerism

    and oversaturation in technology

    has increased our fear of dying.

    Because people identify them-

    selves with the items they own,

    there becomes a loss of identify

    after death, in that they surely

    cant take it with them, so to

    speak.

    Additionally there are few per-

    manent family values; at times,children shuffle in and out of the

    house to visit different biological

    parents, and Wilder, the youngest

    at two years old, is often nowhere

    to be seen.

    How then does DeLillo believe

    one should construct reality?

    Gladney tries to shield himself

    from death by wrapping him-

    self in Hitlers aura, reasoning

    that some figures are larger than

    death.

    Heinrich, Gladneys teenage

    doomsayer, boils feelings and

    situations down to neurons and

    synapses firing and misfiring.

    Babette leans on technology and

    medicine as her crutch.

    Denise, Babettes oldest, inces-

    santly plays the role of victim.

    DeLillo seems neither to support

    nor condemn any of these partic-

    ular approaches, allowing readerstheir own subjective opinions on

    the events as they happen.

    The world for DeLillo

    becomes an existential place:

    life takes on only the meaning

    ascribed to it, through individuals

    and, perhaps on a higher hierar-

    chical plane, through the media.

    If I had to criticize the book in

    any way, it would be regarding the

    dialogue of Heinrich and Denise,

    14 and 11 years old, respectively.

    They simply appear too intelli-

    gent. Also, the beginning of the

    third section of the book drags

    for 40 pages or so; Jacks obses-

    sion with mortality is evident

    much earlier in the book.Otherwise, I was really fas-

    cinated with DeLillos integra-tion of pop culture, ethics, andmortality.

    By Kyle King

    Contributing writer

    Delillo won the National Book Award for White Noise.

    Contributed photo

    Don Delillos White Noise in review

    PAGE 13Dec. 12, 2007 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

    tHeBuZz

    DEC. 13. MercyhurstCollege Orchestra. APostcard from Italy.8 p.m. Walker RecitalHall.

    DEC. 15. Lake Erie Bal-let presents The Nut-cracker. Warner Theatre,Erie, at 7 p.m.

    DEC. 16. Lake Erie Bal-let presents The Nut-cracker. Warner Theatre,Erie, at 2:30 p.m.

    DEC. 16. MercyhurstChoir Christmas Concert.A Season of Traditions,Mercyhurst College Per-forming Arts Center, at2 p.m.

    Now through Dec. 21.Christmas Memories:Getting Home For TheHolidays. The StationDinner Theatre, Erie.

    DEC 22. Gem City Jazz

    at the Mall in Erie, from12 p.m. to 1:30 p.m.

    DEC. 27. Daniel Caba-nillas. An Evening withDaniel Again. St. Georg-ess Catholic Church,Erie, at 7 p.m.

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    ARTS & ENTERTAINMENTPAGE 14 Dec. 12, 2007

    Daniel Cabanillas, Director of

    Liturgical Music and DesignatedSchool Official for InternationalStudents at Mercyhurst College,

    will be featured in a concert atSt. Georges Catholic Church inErie.

    The concert is titled AnEvening with Daniel Again,as it took place last December

    as well, and it will take place Thursday, Dec. 27 at 7 p.m. Tickets are $25. The music

    will be followed by a cateredreception.

    The concert is not intended

    to be a Christmas or liturgicalpresentation but instead to be aspiritually uplifting performance

    meant to inspire faith and love. With pieces spanning 400years, the concert will include, as

    Mr. Cabanillas said, everythingfrom Bach to Bocelli.

    The program holds a collage

    of music, explained Cabanillas, with a mixture of classical,contemporary Christian, musical

    theatre and pop music.The concert even opens with

    country music provided by St.Georges folk group. Notablepieces to be presented include

    Mariah Careys Hero, YoullNever Walk Alone, fromCarousel, and Rachmaninoffs

    Vocalise, a piece originally written for cello whichCabanillas has skillfully adapted

    for his voice. A full-orchestra comprised

    of members of the Erie

    Philharmonic Orchestra will playfor the concert. Instrumentalsoloists appear in the concert

    on violin and cello.In addition to the classical

    orchestra, a pop orchestra

    comprised of local musiciansis included. Some pieces evencombine the two orchestras,

    creating a really nice, magicalexperience, Cabanillas said.A full choir from St. Georges

    choir will also appear. Sevensoloists are featured in theconcert, with Cabanillas as the

    eighth and main soloist.Cabanillas was born in

    Honduras and came to the

    United States in 1993 for hisstudies.

    He said he has always beena musician, and he studied ata conservatory music school

    when he was young. He is also aMercyhurst College alumnus.

    He initially began his

    undergraduate work atDartmouth College buttransferred to Mercyhurst

    after meeting Louisa Jonason,Director of the School of Music

    at that time.He was also offered a musicscholarship for attendance at

    Mercyhurst. Cabanillas has nowbeen at Mercyhurst for 14 years,and he said, This is home for

    me.Cabanillass tenor voice has

    been compared with those

    of operatic masters AndreaBocelli, Luciano Pavarotti and

    Jos Carreras.Although a fan of the classics,Cabanillas said that he likes all

    kinds of music, and he alsoenjoys composing music.

    In addition to his skill as a

    singer, Mr. Cabanillas also playspiano, organ, guitar, and a littleviolin and flute.

    By Sarah Mastrocola

    Staff writer

    Daniel Cabanillas will give a spiritually uplifting performance on Thursday, Dec. 27.Scoot Williams photo

    Faculty member to inspire faith with concert

    The Edinboro Hangout wasfull of fans of Stillframe Sky,

    a local rock band, on Saturdaynight. The event was to support

    the release of the bands newCD.

    The area quartet released itsdebut album on Dec. 8 in front

    of hundreds of loyal fans along with and some new fans. Thealbum, titled Old Habits Still

    Die Hard, has a unique blendof styles and song structuresthat are to please the listeners.

    The album opens with an

    intro reminiscent of a live show;

    chatter from the crowd, and they

    move right into the nitty-gritty with a blues and classic rock-influenced instrumental intro.

    Last Mistake, a crowdfavorite at any Stillframe Skyshow, kicks off the record with

    powerful choruses, surrounded

    by melodic, relaxing versesand a piano-infused bridge

    and a classic, hardcore punkbreakdown.

    Why Dont You Just Go

    Blog About It reflects obviousinfluences from artists such asMotion City Soundtrack and

    The Shins. A happy-go-luckyinstrumental arrangementclashes perfectly with social

    commentary of a rather

    vindictive subject.

    Aunt Jemima is Running forthe Border, a song similar tothose on Brand News Deja

    Entendu, picks up in much thesame fashion as Last Mistake. This track, however, features

    two guitar solos straight out of

    the 1980.A slower, more relaxing track,

    One Day at a Time, again hasa sound practically identical toMotion City Soundtrack. A very

    danceable song, One Day at a Time is a well-rounded songon the album, both lyrically

    and musically, with just enoughexploration in both categoriesto set it aside from the common,

    clich dance-punk.

    Stillframe Sky brings out

    an older song, a fan favoritemind you, and works out all thekinks to deliver a new version

    of Over You. A departurefrom the sound of the rest ofthe album, Over You takes

    a less-danceable approach to

    songwriting, and focuses ondeep lyrics and variations in

    drum patterns and guitar lines, which make this song trulypowerful.

    The Number Ten, actuallytrack eight on the album, is amasterpiece of production and

    songwriting. An instrumentalbreak just where it needs to bein this album relaxes listeners

    before the final two tracks blow

    their minds.

    Letting Pride Burn, aStillframe Sky classic, is sureto grip audiences with the

    soothing, yet powerful, voice Tyler Addison. A wide rangeof genres are incorporated in

    this track, including punk, pop,

    hardcore and indie rock.The band, devout Christians,

    close the album out with a songof worship, For the Love ofa Savior. Like the rest of

    the album, this track exploresthe musical influence of eachmember of the band.

    Also check out the upcomingshows at the Hangout bygoing to myspace.com/

    edinborohangout.

    By Greg SummyStaff writer

    Stillframe Sky, local band releases new CD

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    Stephen Colantti, a Mercyhurst

    College Mary DAngelo School

    of Music voice professor, will

    make his debut as conductor

    of the Mercyhurst College

    Orchestra on Thursday.

    Colantti said he is veryexcited about conducting the

    concert because he normally

    conducts opera concerts where

    the conductor hides in the pit.

    However at Thursdays concert,

    he will be very visible.

    The debut is really important

    to Colantti, and he said that he

    had the opportunity to work

    with a really talented group of

    students.They have done everything

    Ive asked and more, Colantti

    said. They are the ones who

    actually make the music, and

    they are making really beautiful

    music so I am very excited for

    them.

    I think the audience will be

    moved and excited and will go

    out with smiles on their faces,

    he said.

    The program, titled A

    Postcard from Italy, includes works by Rossini, Puccini,

    Mascagni and Mendelssohn.

    Colantti loves all of the music

    on the program, but there is one

    piece in particular that is special

    to him.

    Several years ago a guest

    artist at the college told the

    students that his job was to

    show the audience why he

    loved the music he played. I

    think thats what well be doing

    Thursday evening. That beingsaid, there is one short piece

    that I think is very special. It

    is called Chrysanthemums,

    Colantti said.

    Chrysanthemums, written

    by Puccini just for strings, is

    an elegy for someone who has

    passed away.

    Having been an operatic

    tenor in my past, I really connect

    with Puccini, said Colantti.

    Mercyhurst College junior

    Lisa Herring will play the flutein the concert. Her favorite

    piece on the program is Italian

    Symphony. It is an exciting,

    but extremely challenging

    piece, Herring said.

    Senior music major Rob

    Morrison will play principal

    second violin in the orchestra

    Thursday. Morrison is torn

    among which piece is his

    favorite.

    He said, I guess I would

    have to pick the Puccini piecebecause it reflects life and how

    life really is, everything you go

    through, good and bad. It is a

    very powerful piece of music

    and Im honored, thrilled and

    glad to be playing it.

    A Postcard from Italy will

    be performed on Thursday at 8

    p.m. in the Walker Recital Hall

    at Mercyhurst College. It is free

    and open to the public.

    PAGE 15Dec. 12, 2007 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT

    Instead of watching visions

    of sugar plums dance in your

    head while youre sleeping, you

    can go and see them dance right

    in front of your eyes.

    The Lake Erie Ballet will

    perform The Nutcracker

    downtown at the Warner

    Theater this weekend for its49th

    annual production.

    Directed and choreographed

    by Lesley Bories-Scalise, the

    Lake Erie Ballet Nutcracker is a

    two-act ballet based on the story

    by E.T.A. Hoffman that evokes

    Christmas spirit through the

    main character, Claras, dream.

    However whether it was

    actually a dream is up to you todecide.

    The music by Tchaikovsky is

    some of the most recognizable

    classical music, especially around

    the holiday season.

    The Lake Erie Ballet

    Orchestra will accompany the

    dancers under the direction of

    Bruce Morton Wright.

    The dancers involved include

    many from the Lake Erie Ballet

    School and several of the

    Mercyhurst Dance majors; nine

    belong to the Lake Erie Ballet

    Company.

    Among those from Mercyhurst

    include Sarah Klock as Chinese

    soloist, Liz Clain-Stefanelli as

    Spanish soloist, Bradley Wong

    as the Nutcracker Prince, AlyssaAlger as flute soloist, and Alyssa

    Marquez as Arabian soloist.

    Students Amanda Johnson

    and Amanda Fischer will also

    perform as members of the

    Lake Erie Ballet Company.

    It is wonderful to get to be

    involved in a performing venue

    in which you get to dance with

    people from the community,

    and I am thankful that LEB can

    provide that for dance majors

    here at Mercyhurst, said junior

    Lauren Stenroos, who will dance

    the role of Sugar Plum Fairy in

    Fridays school show and the

    Snow Queen and Dew Drop in

    the other shows.

    Also a junior, Cassie Powers

    will dance the Sugar Plum Fairyin Saturday and Sundays shows.

    To be dancing the role of the

    Sugar Plum Fairy is an absolute

    dream. It is what inspired me

    to dance and that childhood

    memory is the underlying drive

    in which I dance it today,

    Powers said.

    This is Powers and Stenroos

    third year performing in the

    Lake Erie Ballet Nutcracker

    and both hope they are able to

    inspire the audience the way

    they were inspired when seeing

    The Nutcracker as a child.

    With auditions held back in

    late August, the dancers have

    rehearsed for the production for

    over three months and are ready

    to share the classic Christmastale with their audience.

    The dozens of rehearsals

    pay off as soon as you get to the

    beautiful Warner Theatre. I am

    just going to immerse myself in

    the magic and dance away! said

    Powers.

    To many people the holiday

    season just isnt the same without

    seeing The Nutcracker. So

    bundle up to come and support

    fellow Mercyhurst students,

    have visions of sugarplums, and

    get into the holiday spirit.

    For tickets call 452-4857.

    Shows are Saturday at 7 p.m.

    and Sunday at 2:30 p.m.

    By Jackie Koehler

    Contributing writer

    Lake Erie Ballet to perform The Nutcracker

    Professor debuts as conductor of Mercyhurst Orchestra

    By Nicole CerilliA&E editor

    Stephen Colantti will make his debut as conductor of the Mercyhurst College Orchestra Thursday.

    Scoot Williams photo

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    PAGE 16 Dec. 12, 2007OPINION

    The Good

    The Dance Team has anew dance. See it at thebasketball game Wednes-day.

    This is the last weekbefore Christmas breakstarts.

    See the Christmas treesin the Union before theyare taken down this week.

    There is a new polarbear, Patches, at the Erie

    Zoo.

    The Bad

    Ice in general is nota good thing. It is evenworse when it is coveringeverything from your carto the steps of your apart-ment.

    We start classes againJan. 3rd, after just 14 daysof holiday fun.

    The Ugly

    One of the headlines didnot get printed last week.Whoops.

    The writers strike inHollywood is affecting ourweekly television rituals.

    Please e-mail any suggetions to

    [email protected].

    The GB&U is a compilation of

    student opinions.

    The Good,the Bad &

    the UglyIf images of men in bright

    orange jumpsuits, often clothedwith black hoods on their headsand escorted by U.S. Army

    personnel are unfamiliar toyou, you have not been payingattention.

    While this is more often thegarb of protesters rather thanprisoners they are too famil-

    iar to represent the detaineesbeing held at Guantanamo Bay,Cuba.

    Detainees are kept at the U.S.Naval base as judges determinethe future of habeas corpus in

    the countrys highest court.The writ of habeas corpus in

    Latin translates to holding thebody.Generally people in U.S. cus-

    tody inside or outside of the

    continental states are able topetition the court with the writof habeas corpus, thus ques-

    tioning the governments abilityto detain the person.

    When a petition is filed

    against the court it is chal-

    lenging the legitimacy of onesdetention.

    In a case heard last weekbefore the Supreme Court thequestion of writ habeas corpus

    arose in the format of whetherdetainees being held in Cubahave the right to question their

    imprisonment.The Presidential Administra-

    tion contends that, since detain-

    ees are being held outside ofthe United States, they shouldnot be granted this right.

    While a ruling cannot beexpected until June it is obvi-ous the right to file for habeas

    corpus should be extended tothe detainees at GuantanamoBay.

    It has been around five yearssince the first detainees, many

    of whom are suspected affili-

    ates of Al Qaeda, were trans-ported to the facility and have

    remained.Many have not had contact

    with family or with one another

    and do not know the pendingevidence.

    Evidence often stands as

    classified material and thus athreat to national security.

    In addition multiple detain-

    ees have been held withoutknowing the charges that standagainst them and have been

    unable to declare themselvesthrough a fair trial.

    Of the 300 detainees that

    remain in custody, the adminis-tration plans to pursue around70 to trial.

    Treatment of the detaineesis not adequate to the GenevaConventions standards, as

    these have been determinedas outdated and quaint byformer Department of Justice

    Secretary Alberto Gonzales.However it must be noted

    that the treatment they do

    receive is better than our ownsoldiers are likely to get if cap-tured by the enemies in Iraq

    and Afghanistan. The administration has

    bypassed several other stan-dards of the Geneva Conven-tions by also referring to thedetainees as enemy combat-

    ants rather than a prisonerof war.

    Ultimately the decision to

    determine the writ of habeascorpus runs deeper than the500 words expressed in this

    column.

    The decision is one of thelandmark court cases of our

    lifetime and will determine thetreatment and judiciary pro-cesses for future wars and pris-

    oners.Thus it should be upheld to

    carry on the tradition of the

    right to a fair trial, includingthe tradition of habeas corpus, which has so far been largely

    unfair in the past five years.

    By Ellen

    KoenigStaff writer

    After skimming the Opinion

    section of the Merciad to findmy articles and to later tapethem to my bedroom wall, I

    have recently asked myself isthis section of the paper nec-essary. Dont get me wrong, I

    love nothing more than readingabout women with loose moralsand a predilection for strong

    drink, but isnt there more to lifethan that?

    Ive recently chatted with

    my Senior Political Field Cor-respondent Kevin Oresickabout these very concerns Ive

    addressed earlier and we are sty-mied on how to deal with this

    tabloid section of the paper.After many heated argumentswe came to a consensus that the

    best course of action would beto open the forum to you, the

    people.To do this I am going to open

    up a conversation on this topic

    in my blog and please feel freeto give ideas on what you wantto see in future issues of the

    Merciad. Until now Ive pigeon-holed myself into the realm ofthe political and philosophical,

    but I think Im ready to growas a person and begin tacklingany issue, highbrow or low, that

    comes my way.If you havent seen all the

    advertisements throughout the

    paper, to find the blog go tomerciad.mercyhurst.edu andclick on my name.

    Both Mr. Oresick and I willbe pleased to address topics youbring to the forefront, and Mr.

    Wilwohl would be thrilled toincrease traffic to his new andimproved Web site.

    By KeithNemethStaff writer &political analyst

    Utility of Opinion section

    We recently got on the topic

    of the differences between girland guy friendships. I will be thefirst to admit it; there is nothing

    worse than when girls fight.For some reason, whenever

    girls argue, we attempt to involve

    as many of our other friends aspossible. This creates more con-flict because we all know that

    That is not what happened atall and she made that up. Thisgoes on for a few days until usu-

    ally one gives in and apologizes,even though she is not the oneto blame.

    Guys seem to handle conflictsentirely different. Sorry girls,guys just do not seem to worry

    about the ridiculous things aboutwhich we get mad. If a guy starts

    talking to the same girl that his

    friend was talking to, one mightbe mad for a while, but there

    is no blown-up argument thatinvolves other guys.

    If my roommate started talk-ing to the same guy I was or anex-boyfriend, she knows that I would not be happy. Ex-boy-

    friends are just off l imits. Thatslike the rules of feminism.

    Guys are different; they will

    get into a fist fight, beat thecrap out of each other and then,five minutes later, Hey, do you

    wanna go get something to eat?

    The first time I saw that, I wasbaffled for 10 minutes as to how

    they were already even on speak-ing terms like one did not justgive the other a black eye.

    Girls love to hold grudges. Ifsomething happened a year ago,it can be brought up in future

    arguments that is not evenrelated. I have to say that us girlscould learn a thing or two from

    the laid back guys.

    By MichelleLaSlavicStaff writer

    Girls: Fight nicely, please

    Habeas corpus, fair trial

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    Less cookies now, more effort at the gym

    With the age of Facebook,

    keyboard cell phones and instant

    messenger, it strikes me that our

    generation is beginning to see

    a decay of the social skills that

    our parents generation has.

    We find ourselves checking

    Facebook more often than our

    e-mail for a message or a new

    friend request. I am a guilty par-

    ticipant of using Facebook to

    find out information. It is far

    too convenient to send a text

    message to someone than to be

    stuck in an awkward conversa-

    tion in which you are forced to

    tell cheesy jokes to carry a con-

    versation that ultimately has a

    simple point.Can you remember a time

    before Facebook and cell

    phones when you were forced

    into proper mannerism to talk

    to the girl on whom you had a

    crush? It took giant heart to talk

    to someone to find out about

    him or her on a personal level.

    It was then when they found

    out that you could not say the

    perfect line when you did nothave 10 minutes to think of a

    response. These conversations

    allowed you to tell the one you

    were attracted to about yourinterests or your first love.

    The simple explanation is

    that we are subjects of our own

    environment. We act in a cer-

    tain way because it is the social

    norm; using technology has

    become the social skill of the

    next generation of Americans. I

    find that with alcohol involved I

    might have the ability to aban-

    don technology, be a man and

    simply talk. Truth be told, sober

    we all might lack the ability to

    abandon technology. Is there

    any way to reverse our genera-

    tions new social norm?

    Probably not. We can start

    to make a conscious effort to

    be more like adults and not use

    technology.

    When we find ourselves ina situation that might call for

    a standard phone call, follow

    through on it. When you have a

    curiosity about a member of the

    opposite sex just initiate conver-

    sation, do not revert to Face-

    book as a guide to what kind of

    person they are.

    Maybe eventually we can all

    chant the lines of Mr. Timber-

    lake: Ayo Im tired of usingtechnology.

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    The common phrase to

    describe reality is that reality is

    all perception. This is obvious

    in making and imposing value

    and significance to the material

    world through ideologies.

    This constructed reality of

    most people determines how

    they see the world and the type

    of emotions they will feel.

    One person may find their

    family to be of most value, while

    another may see their Xbox as

    primary. If either of these is

    lost, the individual in play may

    be hurt.

    Can this individual not see the

    temporary nature of all things?

    I believe this awareness of areality, that all things are sub-

    ject to decay, scares us at times

    because we recognize the severe

    impact of this principle. We

    concern ourselves with issues

    to which we chose to dedicate

    our time to, whether it be ofselfless or selfish nature. We are

    not evolved enough to see our

    world through a transcendent

    lens, as our complex minds are

    constantly reshaping our indi-

    vidual realities.

    Perhaps in the culture of

    todays society we need to re-

    vise our realities. This can be

    done by experiencing another

    reality or removal from the one

    you have created for yourself.

    Too many of todays actions are

    concerned with preserving the

    status quo that allows inequities,

    such as the starvation of the

    Third World, while we continue

    our tremendous consumption.

    It may not be what we see; so

    much of reality is an unknown

    and an idealistic view wouldnthurt us at a time of ruling real-

    ism that governs our so-called

    realities. Step outside of your-

    self, empathize with the strug-

    gles of others, calm the anger

    when the winds of uncomfort-

    able change blow through.It is time to broaden and

    expand our scope and concepts

    of reality instead of fighting to

    stay inside of our boxes. Per-

    haps seeing the world as a whole

    living organism could help put

    our lives into perspective, as

    humans continue to carve up the

    earth and deplete her resources

    while we concern ourselves with

    the realities that we have created

    over time.

    Break the bonds that con-

    strict our minds, expand your

    universe. Slow to anger and

    abounding in steadfast love,

    fits our mission statement, yet

    maybe not a certain view of a

    constructed reality.

    Live through experience and

    think about the reality wevecreated through our actions that

    exists today because precedents

    we choose to set determines our

    future as a global organism.

    By Jerrod

    MarkleStaff writer

    The phenomenon of reality and change

    By Bill

    SwaffordStaff writer

    Tired of technology

    It occurs religiously every

    year around this time. No, not

    the outrageously long lines

    at department stores, not the

    mailing of holiday cards or the

    wrapping of presents; rather,

    I am talking about the abnor-

    mal crowds constantly plaguing

    the REC beginning right after

    Thanksgiving break, just as theChristmas cookies start popping

    out of everyones ovens and into

    our mouths.

    I dont have a problem with

    people wanting to work out

    and get in shape. Heck, Im a

    strong believer in breaking a

    sweat and all the health benefits,

    both mental and physical. How-

    ever as a regular, all-year-round

    gym-goer, I despise returning

    to school after breaks, knowing

    that I will be forced to wait for

    the slower, often inexperiencedperson feeling guilty about the

    thousands of extra calories he

    or she took in over Christmas,

    the New Years resolution-er or

    the I-want-to-get-skinny-for-

    spring break-er.

    I come to the gym to get away

    from the hectic world of crazy

    Christmas shoppers, long lines,

    traffic jams and piles of home-

    wor