the hill asylum chapter 3
TRANSCRIPT
Remember this picture? If not, you should go back to when and where you came from. Now.
Guys, we have newspapers at home.
How did you even get out anyway? <.<
Pony: Ooh, flying driveway…
Keika: {I wonder what fabric his shorts are made of…}
Keika: Bring me food!
Keika: …please? So hungry…
Goopy: Say miss, do you enjoy woohoo?
Ani-Mei: Hahaha, oh I’ve had some good ones in my days…
Ani-Mei: …wait, why are you looking at me like that?
Rose: *concentrated face*
Gabie: WOOH!
Keika: Congratulations on getting your personality altered!
Déja vú, isn’t it?
Grumpy Thai is grumpy.
Thai: I want my custom hair back!
Sorry, no can do. Unless you autonomously wander off to the mirror.
Thai: Whatever, I’ll just go eat Keika now.
Gabie: No I will not go play ”turn the spatula” with you!
Ani-Mei: THIS PLACE IS SO MESSY!!
Goopy: You would’ve had an amazing time, but suit yourself!
Ani-Mei: Why does this place have to be so messy…
Pony: Congratulations on not going to college!
Ani-Mei: No I will not watch a movie with you!
Keika: Congratulations on getting your personality altered!
Pony: That witch… giving me the green smiley icon and then just walking away to someone else…
Pony: Congratulations on getting your personality altered too!
Thai: Starving… must relax on bed…
…over and over again…
…
Some things are better to leave for the readers imagination.
Roflmao
Just wait a few more hours will’ya?
Keika: Did you hear Jenny had a bladder failure?
Who hasn’t -_-
Rose: I disapprove of eating Pony.
Gabie: *pokes nostril*
Rose stop looking at the camera! *shoo*
Jenny: I’m so hungry, but I don’t want to eat Rose… again…
Keika: I seriously disapprove of eating my sister.
Gabie: Stop that, it tickles!
Goopy: How dare you! *poke*
Gabie: How dare YOU?!
Keika: What happened to the clogging jokes?
I haven’t come up with a new title yet.
Come up with a title for the new movie by captioning this picture and get a free Bathroom Clogging fanclub sticker!*
*The Great Bathroom Clogging is a registered trademark of Radiochocolate Productions. Sticky part sold separately.
And the synchronized starving continues.
Are you catching butterflies or just your namesake?
Keika: {Wonder if I can roast these…}
Your lord, your sister, your savior has arrived from work.
But first, helloooo potential work contacts.
NPC: I was told to come as fast as I can. How bad is it?
Well…
Keika: Dear sister, couldn’t you offer me something to eat? Just a little bit…?
*doorbell*
Jenny: Maybe if I try eating the stall…
*doorbell*
Jenny: Oh that heavenly sound!
The simmus selfis, commonly known as the ”simself”, usually hunts independently. During desperate times like this it is also known to team up with others of its kind for faster results.
Watch closely as the pack moves in on its unsuspecting prey.
Steady, steady…
”FOOD food FOOD food FOOOOD! OMIGAWD FOOD!”
”So hungry…”
If you want food so badly then stop blocking the stove.
*initiate merging*
That’s better.
Goopy: My love…
*fancy poke*
*poke nostril*
She’s hungering… for a fight *badumtss*
Thai: Did you hear most of us got our minds altered?
Keika: WHY IS THERE NO FOOD AROUND HE- oh wait there’s some on the counter.
Christy: Well, this is an asylum…
Christy: But it’s still nice to meet new people.
Synchronized complaining :D
If anyone’d use the telescope over there to gain some logic skills, that’d be greeeeaaaat.
Keika: {Jenny’s really good at playing.}
Them dancing skills though.
Keika: Wait, is this plumbbob cereal?
Anything for you guys.
Keika: How about dropping the challenge early and moving us to someplace nice?
Says the one running a compound.
Pony: …oops?
Thai: I agree. It’s not that I don’t like this place, I just want some variation *hint hint*
*bff music playing*
Jenny: …and then we’ll have a whole army fighting for us on the battlefield until the enemies are all covered in red.
Thai: Sounds interesting…
Thai: But wouldn’t it be wiser to spend that money on air attacks? We could take out more enemies at once by dropping one huge paintball instead.
So this is what she meant by ”do not give cereal”.
Pony: Omigawd cereal I love you so much *omnomnom*
What skill point are you on now? 5th? 6th?
Jenny: 9th.
The underwear really does help then.
Speaking of underwear…
Actually, I don’t drink any bubbly beverages.
Uh huh. Mm.
Rose: Can’t… move…
Pony: Did you hear Rose lost a fight?
Jenny: I know right?
Yeah, neither of us went to college. You’ve already told me.
No, I’m actually kind of busy…
No, you don’t have t-
*click*
Rose, be a dear and fetch the barbed wire.
Keika: So did you hear Pony wet herself?
Thai: *giggle*
Keika: …she’s standing behind me, isn’t she?
Aaaand cut! Happy simming everybody :3