stress: the new pathway to increased productivity & inner peace
DESCRIPTION
A humorous presentation using the concept of CRAP as a new method to get more out of people by treating them with CRAP. Part of a showcase of 20 speakers at an event at NSA/NC in Burlingame, CA. Delivered by Scott "Q" MarcusTRANSCRIPT
Warning:Contains Sarcasm
Stress:The New Pathway to Increased Productivity
FFP =DTRS->AE
(oY)
ConfuseReprimandAgitatePresume
DETERMINATION
Eggs have a hard shell, but they can be cracked.
“strategic gap”
“take that off-line”
“quality vector”
“nailing Jell-O to a tree”
“blue-sky thinking”
“knowledge management”
“blamestorming”
“360-degree survey”
“process review”
“monetize”
“intellectual capital”
“singing from the same hymnal”
“mission-critical”
WTF
“chart it out”
“principle-centered”
Pass it on...or Not