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'Feature Article!

back by popular demand.... Think It's A Bad Time To Get Into Real Estate? That's What They Want You To Think. Wake Up Dummy! By Pre$ton Ely Ever wonder why things happen? If not, then just stop reading. This will be way over your head. Go watch cartoons. Why did real estate values suddenly climb to record highs the past few years? Why did interest rates drop so low allowing so many average people to refinance and get access to more cash than they had ever previously seen? And more importantly...

Why did it stop all of a sudden? The answer is - someone...wanted it this way. Now I'm not pointing any fingers at the government or blaming the government or insinuating that the government is responsible in any way shape or form (the government did it). But that's only because I don't want men in black to come assassinate me in the middle of the night. I hate assassinations; especially when they happen to me. It's one of my biggest pet peeves. Being assassinated. Unless they send miniature ninja squirrels with light sabers of course. THAT would be cool.

But all undeniably true and irrefutable conspiracy theories aside, it is obvious that the market is somewhat controlled by the United States government. And I mean somewhat in the sense of totally and completely 100% fully in it's entirety. The U.S. is a proverbial control freak. Is there a proverb about control freaks? There should be. I love this country. A LOT. But it would be nice if they would take their hands off of things every once in a while and let us pretend to be free for a smidge of a nanosecond. But hey, it's not my country. Wait a minute...yes it is; I forgot. Ok, now I'm pissed. Someone hand me a picket sign. My point is simply this - someone thinks you've made enough money in real estate...and it's time to end the party. You think the media blasted out their never-ending "sky is falling" stories for no reason? Someone was basically sending you a message - The show is over. It's not safe anymore. Go do something else. Did it work? Did they scare you out of the market? Did you jump back in the rat race like a good little boy or girl? Did you get in line? Huh, little lemming? Did ya? Huh? Have you ever had lemming soup? Delicious.

I saw it coming. All the negative press surrounding the real estate market was the first clue. Especially since those "reports" were while interest rates were at record lows and people were still buying. I was so mad because I knew what would happen. It would work. People would believe it and get scared. And they did. First of all, stop being such a scaredy cat. Scaredy cats are annoying. And smelly. Remember the song Smelly Cat by Phoebe Buffay on the sitcom Friends? Good. I have nothing at all to say about that song. I just wanted to make sure you don't ever forget it. My point is - stop watching the news. It's stupid. You're better off watching cartoons with the guy from the first paragraph of this article. In other words - create your own reality instead of taking all your cues from what everyone else is doing. Everyone else is a freakin' robot fully programmed and brainwashed by that same "someone" we mentioned earlier. That "someone" may be Suze Orman. I'm not totally sure. She looks suspiciously like a hostile space alien so she's definitely suspect in my opinion. I mean, let me ask you a question; if no one would have paid attention to those stupid news fabrications (I mean stories) and just kept on doing what they were doing, do you honestly think the market would have stalled or regressed. Of course not. We are the market. I have good news for you. Especially for all you rehabbers, realtors, condo converters, pre-construction investors, and landlords. Yeah you. You're all suffering right now so you may as well admit it. "Hi, my name is John, and I'm a recovering Realtor. Please help me." Say it!

The good news is as follows: I just saved 15% on my car insurance. Just kidding. With my driving history, that will never happen. I recently got a copy of my actual driving record and one of the (many) infractions was "driving on the sidewalk." If that's not funny, I don't know what is. That particular infraction was a couple years old and I honestly have no idea what it is all about specifically. I wish I could remember though because it sounds hilarious. But we don't have time to talk about me right now. Let's talk about you. And the good news. One more time - The good news is as follows... My students and I are making just as much money in real estate right now as we always have. And you are free to join us at any time. How do we do it? Very carefully. That's all I'm sayin'. Very...carefully. Heck, my newest student just brought in a check for over $26,000 in less than 30 days. I would venture to say that our elite group (wholesalers in general) is the only one making any money right now buying and selling real estate. I know it for a fact actually. We are the only sector of the real estate "investing" community that makes money no matter what the market is doing. Sounds fun doesn't it? Want in? It's fun in our land. Magical even. We don't give a rat's ass* what "someone" wants the real estate market to be doing. We just keep right on making money. And we do it by buying it really really cheap...and selling it really cheap. Buy really really cheap. Sell really cheap. Get it? We buy with 2 reallys (one of which is italicized so that you can easily see that it is leaning slightly to the right) and sell with 1. We all on the same page? If not, just read this paragraph sixty seven more times. You'll get it eventually. Don't give up. In other words - we wholesale real estate. And we do it without ever taking title to the property, without ever spending a dime, and without ever using our credit. Joy! I mean, it just makes sense doesn't it? To make any money in a market you have to sell something people are buying. Duh. Well, people aren't buying retail real estate right now. So that poses a serious problem for realtors and rehabbers, doesn't it? Guess what people are buying lots of? Wholesale real estate. When do the rich like to buy? When the market is up or down? If you can't answer that then I'm going to have to ask you to go join the cartoon watchers please. I recommend The Simpsons. They buy when the market is down. Actually they buy all the dang time, but especially when it's down. When my students and I get a hold of a good property we have it sold in a day. One of our properties recently sold in two hours. Beats 3-6 months on the market doesn't it? I have severe A.D.D. people. If it doesn't move at the speed of light - I'm not involved. I'd choke myself to death with stiff nylon if I had to wait 3 months for a property to sell. So whoever likes fast money you have found your personal Pied Piper. Follow me. And start collecting checks. How do we do it? Don't have time for that now. It's easy. I'm sure you can figure it out. If not, give me a call. I'd love to help. * Where in the world did that expression come from? © R. Preston Ely (Don't steal my stuff.) all rights reserved WANT TO USE THIS ARTICLE IN YOUR E-ZINE OR WEB SITE? You can, as long as you include this complete blurb with it: Real Estate Investing Coach/Rockstar/Assassin R. Preston Ely publishes the critically acclaimed weekly ezine The Flip Factor. If you're ready to jump-start your life, quit your boring job, make a bajillion dollars, and have more fun and freedom, get your FREE 7 Day Mini-Course RIGHT NOW at www.prestonely.com!

Weekly Vitamin For Your Mind

Help Others By Helping Yourself Let Your Light So Shine Before Men... by Preson Ely "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We are born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us, it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence

automatically liberates others." [emphasis mine] - Marianne Williamson, American Author, Lecturer, And New Age Weirdo (but this is still a really cool quote) We are all at least vaguely familiar with Martin Seligman's famous 1965 experiment with the dogs and the learned helplessness thing. Long story short, he put some doggies in a room and shocked the crap out of em but provided no means of escape. I'm not sure where PITA was on this one. Probably annoying a Republican somewhere. They kept trying to escape, but they eventually learned that it was useless. After a certain amount of time, Martin "Puppy Punisher" Seligman opened up a door so as to provide a means of escape for the poor pups. And then he zapped them again. None of them tried to escape. Though the deliverance from their pain was staring them right in the face...they simply did not believe. They had learned that they were helpless, so they didn't even try. Now, the fact that this is analogous to the spiritual, emotional, physical, and financial state of the average human being in this world is fascinating enough in and of itself. But it's not nearly as fascinating as this next little known fact about the experiment. It's funny because when you read about it it's almost like an afterthought, when in my opinion it is the most profound aspect of the entire thing. Listen carefully here. Those of you who are enlightened will get the profundity of this immediately, and the hairs will stand up on the back of your neck: With all the poor little helpless puppies huddled in the middle of the room, trembling, trapped, and scared to move, they sent a healthy puppy in through the open door who ran around the other puppies a little (probably trying to play with them and wondering what their problem was) and then ran right back out the open door... And a couple of the dogs who had previously been conditioned to stay put, followed his lead and ran out right behind him. Do I even need to say anything more? Let's go back to Marianne's quote. "As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." You need to become whole, and strong, and courageous because other puppies need your strength, pal. This world is filled with hurting puppies (people) who need hope desperately. They are dying for something to believe in. Aching for proof that there is something more than what they have previously experienced. Yearning for freedom.

Your mere presence in their lives is proof that they can do it too. NOTHING motivates, teaches, and inspires like a good example. It's been said that a good example is the ONLY viable means of teaching. You have two choices: 1. Be proof to the world that life does indeed suck as bad as they always feared it does, and therefore be a negative vibration in the sea of humanity. Or 2. Be proof that the the world's wildest dreams are indeed possible, therefore setting the captives free. There is nothing in between. You are either impressing people positively or negatively. You are helping or hurting. You are going backwards or forwards. You are going to heaven or you are going to hell. TAKE YOUR PICK.

© R. Preston Ely (Don't steal my stuff.) all rights reserved WANT TO USE THIS ARTICLE IN YOUR E-ZINE OR WEB SITE? You can, as long as you include this complete blurb with it: Real Estate Investing Coach/Rockstar/Assassin R. Preston Ely publishes the critically acclaimed weekly ezine The Flip Factor. If you're ready to jump-start your life, quit your boring job, make a bajillion dollars, and have more fun and freedom, get your FREE 7 Day Mini-Course RIGHT NOW at www.learntowholesale.com!

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Testimonials And Questions Or Whatever...

"Preston, I have truly enjoyed your valuable information on wholesaling. I am brand new to this and learning as much as I can. I have a goal to leave my JOB. And I want to do that soon as possible. I was listening to one of your calls recently and heard you mention this green drink. I also heard you mention that you had not been sick in 2 years since taking this drink. Please send me the name of this drink. And again Thank You for helping me with my real estate journey. Do you have plans to do any conference training calls? "

Sincerely, Nicole Luckey __________________________________________________________ Nicole, It's Green Vibrance. But I caution you in advance...you may never die. As far as I'm concerned, that's a bad thing. I just wrapped up an 8 Week series of conference calls, and do not have immediate plans to do it again. However, I have something coming out soon which I know for a fact you will want in on. Stay tuned. - Pre$ton

Laughter Doeth The Heart Good...

Usually something funny goes here. This week something breathtakingly AMAZING takes it's place -

If This Doesn't Shock You, Check Your Pulse

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