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Hi! Welcome to an entertaining bulletin packed with Jokes, games, photos and trivia for the whole family!

NEWSLETTER ISSUE 6

FUNNIEST JOKES OF �E MO�HQ. Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank?A. He wanted to make a clean get away! - Zach, 9 of Epping

Q. What did the stamp say to the envelope?A. Stick with me and we will go places. – Sofia, 6 of Botanic Ridge

Q.What gets wetter the more it dries?A. A towel! – Joshua, 6 of Warrenwood.

MOST POPU�R GAME OF �E MO�H

FORGO�EN MOVIE OF �E MO�H

The Karate Kid (1984)A handyman/martial arts master agrees to teach a bullied boy karate and shows him that there is more to the martial art than fighting. A story about overcoming your fear.

Andy says: “A lot of great lessons told and we learnt how to feel better about ourselves by standing up to being teased.”

PICK �E F�CK

Let me set the scene about a film released in 1990…

Minding his own business, John McClane is in DC’s Dulles Airport to pickup his wife Holly to spend Christmas with her. Only to discover the airport has been taken over by terrorists.

Bruce Willis played the leading role, can you pick the Flick?

COOL KID OF �E MO�H

Walking Dinosaur!

From Wow Wee Robotics, dinosaurs are back and roaming the earth.

With advanced artificial intelligence personality and realistic motions. He sni�s you. He roars at you. He chases you... and he will catch you... But he will only bite Collingwood supporters! Lookout Magpie Army!

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P R O V I D I N G N O N - S T O P F U N S I N C E 1 9 9 4

DRAWING CONCLUSIONSCan you name these celebrities or the characters? Enter your answers below.

FAMOUS BI�HDAYS IN JUNE

GUESS �E YEAR

�OUG� OF �E MO�HBeauty is in the eye of... the beer holder.

June 01 Morgan FreemanJune 03 Rafael NadalJune 04 Angelina JolieJune 04 Russel Brand

June 07 PrinceJune 09 Jonny DeppJune 14 Donald TrumpJune 30 Mike Tyson

TESTIMONIALGRAND BALLROOM, CHRISTMAS DAY 2013

The bands were very good, but for some reason we hardly had anyone dancing this year.

And now Andy!!! Well, he simply stole the show!!! You could not believe how many people came to us and commented on him, they loved him. As one of the guests put it: “Make the kids happy and the parents will be happy.” The ballroom being much bigger this year and with more kids, Andy had much more liberty to do his show."

- Samuel Pigeault, Assistant Director, Sofitel, Melbourne on Collins

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WHERE’S WALLY ANDY?

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News Malcolm Fraser is Prime Minister, until March The introduction of noise-free compact discs

Andy 19 years old

Born Miranda Kerr, Model

Died David Niven

Movies Flashdance Return of the Jedi

Television The A Team The Sullivans (ends)

Music Lionel Richie / All night long Michael Jackson / Billie Jean

Sport Kiwi wins the Melbourne Cup Hawthorn are Premiers Ross Glendinning wins the Brownlow

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NAMES IN ROCK AND �E STORIES BEHIND �EM

CAN YOU SPOT 10 DIFFERENCES?

YOUR STARS / HO�OR-SCOPESGemini: May 22 - June 21Make a few changes, consider a new exercise regime. On a garlic diet you will lose 5 kilos and 3 friends! Don’t get confused this month. Perhaps you will buy a greyhound and paint a bus on the side of it. Men don’t allow your lady to have more than 3 wines, or you will cop “The dishes weren’t done, nothing was ironed and the bed wasn’t made!” from her.

1. Valencia are names of two types of apples? T/F2. A grass hoppers blood is actually green? T/F3. In total, there are sixty six keys on the piano? T/F4. Legend says, if you break a mirror you will have 13 years bad luck? T/F

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BRAIN-TEASERQ. Who holds up a train and is never arrested?

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Men at WorkAs this 1980s Australian band got to work, they thought the standard pictorial road works sign of a man digging, used in many countries, would be widely understood and recognised.

Boney MThis West Indian band had wanted to be called M because three of the original members had names starting with this letter. Producer Frank Farian wanted to call them Boney, after an Australian TV show. In the end they compromised with Boney M.

GenesisRecord executives Jonathan Kin chose the name of the first chapter of The Bible, often used to mean a beginning, because the group members were starting out.

ANDY’S SHOWSFOR MUMS & DADS

40th’s / Hens / Suprises / Trivia Nights / FundraisersA perfect party starter. Very cheeky but never rude.

Get a group together and invite Andy to strut his stu�. A mixture of trivia, magic, adult games, singalongs and his

fast-paced sense of humour is the formula for a great party!

Party like it’s 1999, from $199.

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ROMANCE AND AN ESCAPE FROM �E KIDS• Pick a daisy. Attach a note to it that says `She loves me – she loves me not’…count the number of petals and do any necessary pruning.

• What’s her all-time favourite meal? Learn to make it! Get help from friends, neighbours or relatives – whatever it takes.

• Fill a bucket of hot water. Take off his shoes and socks for him. Sit him down in his favourite chair. Wash his feet. Let them soak for 10 minutes. Dry him off. Resume your normal life.

• Trade homes or apartments with a friend for the weekend. It won’t cost you a cent and the change of environment will help refresh you both. It’s like taking a mini vacation close to home.

HOW TO CO�ACT ANDY:

EPILOGUEFor a free night out and good food, catch me each week performing in Hotel Bistro’s. You can visit my website and click ‘ON TOUR’ for details… and a BIG thanks for your ongoing support! Andy (Andy’s Antics)

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SHOWS IN �E SUBURBS

Busy Andy performed at kid’s party in all of these suburbs... WOW!

Memory Lane: Andy, aged 12, Christmas 1977

Hurstbridge

Greensborough

Fawkner

Heidelberg

Botanic Ridge

Lilydale

Belgrave

Tullamarine

Moonee Ponds

Middle Park

Footscray

Mernda

Hoppers Crossing

Phillip Island

Carlton

Berwick

Werribee South

Mont Albert

Dingley Village

Coldstream

Pakenham

Darebin

Kooyong

Corio

Brunswick East

Oakleigh South

Hawthorn

Mount Waverley

South Melbourne

Kangaroo Ground

Macleod

Caulfield South

Being the class clown, Andy repeated Year 10 then left school to work in retail at Brashs, then Najee menswear. In his late 20s, he became a skincare specialist at Myer and also joined the security industry. He spent 10 years working at AFL matches, open Tennis events, Rock concerts and night clubs where he behaved more like a stand-up comic.

It was the early 90's and Gaming Rooms opened. Andy hosted shows for Tattersall's, performing at the Pokies and a hotel o�ered him the role of a comedy chef. Lots of children running around, he would squirt them with water pistols and bring fake spiders to scare them. Kids would gather around fascinated, just waiting for him.

The manager suggested he become a family entertainer. Word spread, other hotels made bookings and families frequently requested him at their homes. Demand grew, he dropped the security stu� and became "Andy's Antic's" full-time.

Dealing with drunk adults in security prepared himfor kid's entertainment, because that's just how they behaved. All these experiences have made Andy the character you see at his shows… silly and wacky to the kids and fun for all the adults.

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