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HALLOWEEN JOKES!

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Page 1: Halloween jokes!

HALLOWEEN JOKES!

Page 2: Halloween jokes!

What do ghosts servefor dessert?

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I-Scream!

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When is it bad luck tomeet a black cat?

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When you’re a mouse!

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What do you call a witch who lives at the

beach?

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A sand-witch!

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What are ghosts' favourite kind of

streets?

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Dead ends!

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Who does Dracula get letters from?

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His fang club!

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What's a ghosts’ favourite dessert?

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Boo-berry pie!

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Why do skeletonsdrink milk?

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To help their bones!

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What's a skeletons’ favourite part of the

house?

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The living room!

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What is Dracula'sfavourite restaurant?

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Murder King!

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What is a Ghost'sfavourite food?

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HamBoogers

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Why don’t skeletonslike parties?

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They have no body todance with!

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What does a skeletonorder at a bar?

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A glass of water and a mop!

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What do monsters callpeople?

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Breakfast!

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How do you make a witch itch?

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Take away her w!

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What do ghosts drinkat breakfast?

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Coffe with scream and sugar!