Q: Q: Should I have a Should I have a baby after 35? baby after 35? A: A: No, 35 children is No, 35 children is enough. enough.

Q: Q: I'm two months I'm two months pregnant now. When pregnant now. When will my baby move? will my baby move?

A: A: With any luck, With any luck, right after he right after he finishes university. finishes university.

Q: My wife is five Q: My wife is five months pregnant months pregnant and so moody that and so moody that sometimes she's sometimes she's borderline irrational.borderline irrational.

A: A: So what's So what's your question?your question?

QQ: : My childbirth My childbirth instructor says it's not instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during pain I'll feel during labour, but pressure. labour, but pressure. Is she right? Is she right?

AA: : Yes, in the same Yes, in the same way that a cyclone way that a cyclone might be called an might be called an air current.air current.

Q: Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour? A: A: Not unless the word Not unless the word

'child support payment' 'child support payment' means anything to you. means anything to you.

Q: Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: A: Yes, pregnancy.Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Q: Do I have to have Do I have to have a baby shower?a baby shower?

A: A: Not if you change Not if you change the baby's nappy the baby's nappy very quickly.very quickly. 

Q: Q: Our baby Our baby was born last was born last week. When week. When will my wife will my wife begin to feel begin to feel and act normal and act normal again? again? A: A: When the kid is in When the kid is in

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10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'HAVE 'OOESTROGEN ISSUES' ESTROGEN ISSUES'

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. say. 5. You 're using your mobile phone to dial up every 5. You 're using your mobile phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 0800-'. bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 0800-'. 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. practice. 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from 'outer 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from 'outer space.' space.' 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.. crazy.. 10. The Nurofen Plus box is empty and you bought it 10. The Nurofen Plus box is empty and you bought it yesterday. yesterday.