phrases for sexs

8/10/2019 Phrases for Sexs

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Phrases for sex (funny)

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Antonella:

Adam and Eve'ing ItBaking cookies

Baking the bean

BallingBanging

Bashing the BeaverBeing in a woman's Beef

Being up to one's Balls

Being Up to ya nuts in guts

Beast with two BacksBeating cheeks

Beating someone up with an ugly stickBoffing your Brains out

BoinkingBoom-booming

Bone Dancing

BoningBonkingBoofing

BoppingBouncing the bearded clamBreeding

Buffing the beaver

Bumping and grinding

Bumping BelliesBumping UgliesBumpin' fuzzies

Bumpin' uglies

Burying the Baby legBurying the Bone

Burying the Weasel

Burying the weenieBush patrolling

Buttering the muffin

Buzzing the Brillo

Buzzing the honey holeChoppingCleaning her pipes

Cleaning the carpetComing together


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Cooping the chicken

Crackin'Crashing the custard truck

Crawling across the floor like a water spiderCreaking bed syndrome

Creamin'

Cutting the mustardDancing the Buttock jigDancing the matrimonial polka

Dancing the mattress jig

DiddlingDipping the gravy boat

Dipping your wick

Diving in the Dark

Diving for pearlsDoing a lewd infusionDoing a load of laundry

Doing Dirty working at the crossroadsDoing itDoing some Bed-pressing

Doing some ladies' tailoring

Doing some Muff DivingDoing some Nose painting

Doing some One Armed BanditryDoing some Rump work

Doing som Up Hill GardeningDoing the Act of DarknessDoing the Backseat mambo

Doing the Backstroke

Doing the Bad thingDoing the Bed Boogie

Doing the Four-Legged Fox TrotDoing the Funky Chicken

Doing the choresDoing the deedDoing the Featherbed jig

Doing the Four-legged frolic

Doing the Hokey-pokeyDoing the Horizontal bop

Doing the Horizontal exercises

Doing the Horizontal hulaDoing the Horizontal Jog

Doing the Horizontal mambo

Doing the Horizontal polkaDoing the Horizontal tango


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Doing the Humpity Dumpity

Doing the Humpty DanceDoing the Humpty Dumpty

Doing the Mattress DanceDoing the Mattress mambo

Doing the Mommy-daddy Dance

Doing the NastyDoing the NaughtyDoing the tube snake boogie

Doing the Tubesteak fandango

Doing the UglyDoing the Wild thing

Doona Dance

Drilling for oil

Drilling for CervixDrilling the DitchDriving home

Eating cauliflowerEating hymeneal sweetsEating at the Y

Enjoying a flesh session

Exchanging Bodily fluidsFeeding the Dummy

Feeding the kittyFeeding the muffin

Filling the cream DoughnutFinding a Hot Dog in a jungleFitting end to end

Fitting her clap flap

Five knuckle shuffleFixing her plumbing

Flopping in the hayFornicating

FraternizingGenital exerciseGetting a Belly full of marrow pudding

Getting a rock off

Getting a shove in your Blind eyeGetting Beef in yo taco

Getting Carpet Tunnel Syndrome

Getting creamyGetting down

Getting Funky

Getting horizontalGetting into someone's pants


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Getting it on

Getting Jack in the orchardGetting jiggy

Getting parallelGetting some Front Door action

Getting some stank on the hang low

Getting oatsGetting stretchedGetting your cane waxed

Getting your chimney swept out

Getting your end wetGetting your hair cut

Getting your jollies

Getting your leather stretched

Getting your lizard drainedGetting your nuts crackedGetting your oil changed

Getting your rocks offGettin' some of that slippery actionGetting busy

Getting your freak on

Giving a hole to hide inGiving a woman a shot

Giving hard for softGiving her a hosing

Giving her a patGiving her the BusinessGiving her the high hard one

Giving juice for jelly

Giving kitty a taste of creamGiving someone a stab

Giving someone the worksGiving the Dog a Bone

Giving it upGiving her the high hard oneGlazing the Donut

Going at it

Going Belly-to-bellyGoing fishing

Going like a rat up a Drainpipe

Going spelunkingGoing to town

Goosing

GreasingGreasing the monkey


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Greasing the pole

Greasing the wheelGreasing the axle

Grinding your toolGrowling at the Badger

Hammering

Hauling your ashesHavingHaving a Bit of curly greens

Having a Bit of fish

Having a Bit of giblet pieHaving a Bit of pork

Having a Bit of split mutton

Having a Bit of sugar stick

Having a Bit of summer cabbageHaving a Bit of the cramstickHaving A Bit of the old in & out

Having a hot roll with creamHaving a joy rideHaving a nooner

Having a piece of tail

Having a pokeHaving a Quickie

Having a rootHaving a squeeze and a squirt

Having a turn on your BackHaving an Uppy DownyHaving Nookie

Having one's way with

Having some Afternoon DelightHaving the Beasty rendezvous

Heading SouthHiding the salami

Hiding the sausageHiking the South RimHippity Dippity

Hitting it

Hobblin'Hooking up

Hopping

Hopping on the good footHorizontalize

Hosing

HumpingImpaling


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Introducing Charlie

JabbingJazzing

JiggingJiggling

Juicing

Jumping BonesKatydiddlingKnocking Boots

Knocking mops

LancingLaying some pipe

Laying cable

Lying feet up

Lifting a leg on someoneLighting the lampLinking it

Losing the matchMaking BasketsMaking ends meet

Making grass sandwiches

Making her gruntMaking it

Makin' BaconMaking Babies

Making MagicMaking the sign of the Two-backed BeastMaking whoopee

Mingling limbs

Mixing your peanut ButterMounting

NailingNibbling

Nipping the bean bagPacking the frankPainting the Door

Parallel parking

Parking (the car, the bus, the Audi)Parking the Beef Bus in tuna town

Parking the pink Plymouth in the garage of love

Parting the Pink SeaPassing the gravy

Peeling your Best end

Performing Carnal gymnasticsPhallicizing


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Picnicking in the lawn

Planting a manPlanting your seed

Playing at in-and-outPlaying at tops-and-bottoms

Playing cars and garages

Playing DoctorPlaying Hanky pankyPlaying hide the hot Dog

Playing hide the weenie

Playing hide the salamiPlaying on the hair court

Playing pickle-me, tickle-me

Playing the slots

Playing the squeezeboxPlaying tiddlywinksPlaying post office

PlookingPlowingPlug and playing

Plugging

Pocketing the stakePoking in the whiskers

PokingPoking the pie

Polishing the JewelPopping it inPopping one off

Porking

PoundingPounding the porch

Pounding the puppyPraying with the knees upward

Probing the membraneProfessional wrestlingPumping

Punching the chipmunk

Putting the Bee in the hivePutting the Boots to someone

Putting the Devil into Hell

Putting your root DownPutting your snake in the grass

Puttin' sour cream in the Burrito

Puttin' the candle in the pumpkinPutting the Devil into Hell


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Putting the "Lew" in Lewinsky

Putting the Puppy in the Dog HouseRamming

RavishingRear attack

Receiving a guest in the foyer

Riding someoneRiding the hobby horseRiding the Baloney pony

Riding the pink pony

Riding the ponyRiding the skin Bus into Tuna Town

Ringing her Bell

Rocking

Rocking itRocking offRocking the casbah

RogeringRolling in the hayRolling the cigar

Romping in the hay

Roughin' up the suspectRubbing Bacons

Rubbing one outRump splitting

Running the naked Wheel Barrow RaceSaucing the clamSawing off a chunk

Schlopping

SchtuppingScrewing

ScroggingScrumping

Sewing wild oatsSexercizingShagging

Shaking a skin coat

Shaking the sheetsShooting the moon

Shooting your wad

Shucking the oysterSinking it in

Sinking the Bismarck

Sinking the soldierSkinning back a freak


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Slamming

Slapping skinSlapping meat

Slicking WillieSliding down the banister

Slipping someone the hot Beef injection

Slipping someone the tube steakSoaking the sheetsSowing your (wild) oats

Spankin' the cat

SpawningSpearing the Bearded clam

Spelunking

Splitting the uprights

Stabbing the troutStar-gazing on your BackStirring the cauldron

Storming the trenchesStraightening the meat curtainsStretching leather

Stroking the newt

Stuffing the BeaverStuffing the taco

Stuffin Martha's muffinSucking the sugar-stick

Sweating the sheetsSweaty rompin'Sweetening the pot

Swiping the V-card

TakingTaking a Belly-ride

Taking a turn in the stubbleTaking it to the car wash

Taking the starch out of someoneTaking a BreakTaking it downtown

Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist

Taking the flesh Boat to tuna townTearing off a piece

Telling a Bedtime story

Threading the needleThrowing a leg over

Throwing another log on the fire

Throwing the meat at herTossing The Salad


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Trading a Bit of hard for a Bit of soft

Training through a tunnelTrimming the Buff

Varnishing your caneVisiting the Netherlands

Walking the Dog

Wallpapering the closetWatering the lawnWaxing the pole

Wetting the hose

Wetting your wickWhitewashing

Winding the Kinetic watch

Winding up your clock

Windsurfing on Mount BaldyWorking the hairy oracleYodeling in the valley

Yodeling in the gulleyZallywhackingZiggy-wiggling

Zoinkering

Zwooshing the swoosh

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